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In 2021, the four teams will meet!
Mizuta will confess the shocking truth about Kamai and Hamai!
What are you talking about?
It's the lowest number of drinks sold since the opening!
Pekopa's 2020 annual income forecast!
Pekopa's intense annual income forecast!
Don't make me say it twice!
I didn't say it much, either!
Based on their satisfaction level, we will take a close look at how they broke their records!
First of all...
King of Contest, which decides Japan's number one contestant, was born in 2008!
Pekopa was born in 2013 and ranked first in last year's talent break ranking!
His break graph is...
Next up is...
The "Never Laugh At Myself On New Year's Day" series, which started in 2006, was born!
Pekopa was born in 2015 and ranked first in M-1 for three years in a row!
His break graph is...
Next up is...
His break graph is...
"Hatoyoku" became popular!
Meta-programs like "geri" and "waraki" became popular!
Many comedians became popular!
Pekopa was born in 2004!
In their 17th year of formation, they won "king of kont" and "m-one" championships!
Their break graph is...
- Let's see their break graphs. - Oh, wow!
And their last one is...
- I think it's "viking". - It's "viking"!
The legendary show produced by Okura Kutobu and others, "Mecha Mecha Iketeru", was born in 1996!
In their 25th year of formation, they won "king of kont" and "m-one" championships!
- Their last break graph is... - Oh, wow!
- Oh, wow!
- Let's listen to their break graph! - Oh, wow!
- Oh, wow!
- But this time... - Goodbye!
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I heard you have information.
Yes, yes, yes.
I see, you're going to tell me about it.
Yes, that's right. The internet reporters are watching this program.
I'd like you to cut out the information I gave you and lower the sensitivity.
Please don't do that.
First of all, let's take a look at the graph from the combined formation to the fifth year.
It's like this.
You guys have been saying that you didn't have a problem since you formed.
That's right. We formed and won the show called ABC Oligarch Club in Osaka for the second or third year in a row.
TV, stage, radio...
I've been getting a lot of attention from the beginning.
You just pointed out what you had bitten.
That was your explanation, wasn't it?
I'm really sorry.
You're so small.
It's not that big of a deal.
You guys in the beginning were so excited!
What is this?!
So you had enough to eat?
I think you had more pay than other comedians.
You were already winning when we teamed up.
You're confused now, aren't you?
Do you usually say that kind of stuff?
Mr. Hamada!
I'm sorry for saying that.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Hamada, we do bite, you know.
We do bite.
We don't bite.
You're talking about your own history!
That's a different story.
We don't bite.
If Mr. Hamada wasn't here, we wouldn't bite.
You're making me nervous.
Mr. Yamauchi, is this your fifth year?
It's my first regular show in Tokyo.
That's right.
I auditioned for Fuji TV's "Fukuramu Sukuramu"
which is said to be the next show of "Mechaike Haneru no Tobira".
Other seniors told me that I was on fire.
They told me I'd be safe for the rest of my life.
I hadn't told my parents about it before.
I called my mom and told her I was finally able to live.
You were that happy?
She said I was safe.
What did you think of Kamaitachi at the time?
I thought they'd sell a lot.
You thought that?
I've been chasing them for a long time.
I was the most elite among them.
I went to Tokyo a few times.
But I didn't go because of that.
I didn't go because of that.
Which one of you came to work first?
Me.
Yamaguchi came to the cafe I work at.
I didn't tell my co-workers about it.
It was embarrassing to eat with someone you know.
I hid in the kitchen.
People around me said, "Gen, you're here."
I said, "Really? I didn't know."
I didn't go out at all.
I didn't like it.
It was sad.
You could see Mizuta hiding at the time.
That's sad.
I was getting along with Hamae-kun and would go out for drinks with him.
But he fell in love with his girlfriend.
It's not a big deal, but he was depressed and asked me out for a drink.
After work, we met up at an intersection near Osaka's Midosuji.
We went to a bar and had a few drinks, but we got caught by the first traffic light.
I looked aside and he was already crying.
Don't say that! You're mentally weak!
Don't say that in front of Mr. Downtown!
He was as thin as a watermelon.
He lost 7kg in a month.
You really liked her, didn't you?
I'm really in love with her.
I'm sorry, but do you have anything against Japanese beef?
I've been doing it for a while now, but Mizuta does a lot of things that I don't like.
I want you to know that we were on stage with Mizuta.
We were there from 4pm to 6pm.
Mizuta asked me if we could go to a cafe.
One of my juniors, Ina-chan of Einstein, asked me if we could go.
While we were on our way to the cafe, Mizuta asked me if he could pay for a coffee stand.
I said I'd pay for it.
While we were there, Mizuta asked me for a Napolitan coffee stand.
I said I'd pay for it, but Mizuta asked me if I could pay for it.
He already gave you a lot of money.
I think you had a little bit of cash in you.
Maybe 100,000 or 200,000 yen.
That's not the case!
Did you bring Ina-chan with you?
That's right!
That's weird!
I think you had a lot of cash in you.
While we were in Mexico, Mizuta and I went to a cafe.
I said I'd take a taxi and go home.
He said it was in the same direction, so I asked him to give me a ride.
I said okay, and we got in the taxi.
When we got about 100 meters away, I told the taxi driver I lived here and got out of the taxi.
He said okay, but you can't get in!
It's in the same direction!
That's not what I meant!
If it was me, I'd give you a ride!
It's 100 meters away!
If it's 100 meters away, give me a ride!
I said okay, but you can't get in!
If it was in the same direction, I'd freeze!
It's been five years since "biking" became zero.
His baldness is the worst.
It's terrible.
It's the worst baldness I've ever seen.
His baldness is like that of a Nikes player.
His head is like a hippo's.
It's crooked, isn't it?
It looks like a hippo's head.
What is it?
The agency seems to be going through a lot of things.
That's right. Originally, we were in Osaka and Yoshimoto.
We are 17th generation of NECI.
We were active for four years and went to Tokyo.
We have been taking care of Watanabe Entertainment for about five years.
That's right.
We went back to Yoshimoto in Tokyo.
We went back once, but we could only go live once a month.
We were wondering if we could go live even if we were free.
But we couldn't go live under the name "biking".
So we decided to change the name.
He said he liked the name "female bird club".
Matsumoto-san, it's not good.
It's not good, "female bird club".
He was doing it with Kurohyo and Birdman.
He was doing all of them.
That's right.
Do you often say the episode yourself?
No, I don't.
I'm sure you've heard of it.
I know you've heard of it.
You say "Wait a minute."
When I finally opened my mouth, I saw Birdman and Kurohyo's movie.
It's easy to watch.
It's totally my own goal.
This is the same for "Peco Man."
We didn't like it at first, and I was a pin entertainer for about a year.
When we realized we couldn't do it anymore, we found partners and formed a duo.
Actually, we won the first live show.
We won the first live show and first stage with audience voting.
When we thought we could make waves with it,
the audience who came to see us were friends of Gyaru- o-datta-shupe.
They voted for us because we were friends.
When we heard about it, we were like, "Yes! We won! We can sell it!"
But when we heard about it later, it turned out we were slacking off.
I don't know about your salary.
I don't know about my salary. I didn't even go to a fair.
How much did you make?
I made about 50,000 yen a year.
At that time, we handed over our salary and went to get an Oscar promotion.
The agency was still close.
We went there every month.
Sometimes, we made about 200 yen a month.
We went there by train, so we made almost nothing.
You just went there and went there.
If we didn't go there and went there,
at the end of the year, when we got an Oscar, we felt like we got a lot of money.
The salary of the office is a bonus that sometimes comes in.
I'm always working part-time and eating.
The Oscars should have been good at that time.
If you don't know, ask me again. What do you mean?
You should have told me.
You should have told me twice.
I didn't say much.
You can say it now.
How was your life when you didn't have money?
For example, Neta Aseya.
Basically, I was staying at a family restaurant.
I didn't have money, so I only ordered a minimum drink and pulled it out from midnight to morning.
When I ordered a steak, I put it on an iron plate and brought it in front of customers.
Then I poured a steak sauce on it and it was a type of family restaurant that filled with smoke.
When I smelled it like that, I couldn't stand it.
I thought it was the most expensive thing and ordered a fried potato.
A fried potato is not enough for only one or half of it, so it's a game of how much ketchup and mustard you can rub with a single fried potato and fill it with salt.
That's where the beef comes in, isn't it?
We also make Neta Aseya at a family restaurant.
When we did it as a combination, we didn't talk for three or four hours.
I've been thinking about what's interesting and what's not.
When we did it for about five hours, we didn't say a word and it was in Saizeria.
At that time, I called a clerk for the first time and asked for escargot.
Escargot...
If you're serious about laughing and thinking about it, you'll never ask for escargot at this timing.
I'm hungry!
I want to eat it!
No, no, it's strange.
When my partner is working so hard, I can't eat it.
I'm sorry to eat it so hard, but I'd like to ask you for it.
When you were in Neta Aseya, you were thinking about escargot.
You're like an Italian comedian.
I'm hungry, too.
I've been thinking about escargot for a long time.
When you two were together, you were thinking about escargot.
I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
How about a viking?
What's wrong with you?
Is it over?
Put on a pin microphone and leave!
There's no way.
It's worth it.
I think he's trying to ask us.
He looked at us and went bankrupt.
What happened?
It's like a viking.
I'm scared.
What did you say?
It's like a viking.
Stop it
This is bad
Don't say 'we'
What do you want?
We are 'we'
We said 'we'
We were about to say 'we'
But Matsumoto san said it
So we are playing the role of 'mato'
I'm sorry.
What's the meaning of this? Sit down.
I'll think about it after I get home.
Let's see the graph from 6th to 10th year.
It's biking again.
It's the same for us.
Was it free or something else?
I think it was free.
I quit my job and I don't belong to any agency anymore.
How about your concerts?
I couldn't go to concerts at all.
Now I'm doing "Tsukkomi", but at that time I was doing "Bokeh" and Nishimura was doing "Tsukkomi".
He was doing weird stuff and Nishimura swallowed his nail.
Since I'm the head of the band, I tried to make you remove your nail.
Normally, you'd stab your back or flick it.
But I stabbed Nishimura four times and scraped his back with a plane and took it from above.
That's scary.
It was so scary that I fainted.
I was so bored.
I was working all the time.
If you were so bored, didn't you think about quitting or breaking up?
I didn't think about quitting being an entertainer.
However, I broke up several times during this period of time.
I broke up about four times.
I thought there might be a better partner for me.
I thought we should break up and find a better partner.
I broke up about four times.
However, Nishimura broke up only once.
He broke up because his girlfriend dumped him.
He broke up because he didn't want to do anything anymore.
He broke up because he didn't want to do comedy anymore.
He broke up because he wanted to reset everything.
He broke up because he was stupid.
That's all.
You broke up because you were stupid.
I know.
I don't want anything anymore.
You want to reset everything, don't you?
I know.
I just said what happened.
I didn't say anything because I was interested in you.
When you have something to say to Kotougi...
He looked me straight in the eye and said, "You shouldn't do comedy anymore. You should break up."
We didn't break up.
That's why we're standing here now.
You know that, don't you?!
Just about 9 years ago, I was on a show.
At first, only two of us were on the show.
But only I became a regular on the show.
Since then, Shupei couldn't be on the show anymore.
Every time, he came to visit the show and studied.
I see.
At that time, Kotogi was also on the show.
There was an opening ceremony.
When I said "Enja-santo-wa!", Shupei couldn't come for the opening ceremony.
At that time, Kotogi looked me straight in the eye and said,
You'd better break up with her.
I see.
Many people who succeeded in breaking up with their girlfriend have said that to me.
You'd better break up with her.
I thought, "Should I really break up with her?"
But if I did that, my girlfriend, who I dated for 9 years, would leave me.
I was really worried about it and didn't break up with her.
Finally, we're standing here now.
You've done it before, haven't you?!
If you really break up with her...
It's been like that in my life, and it wasn't like it is now.
Do you remember this?!
This is a big deal. I don't remember a single micron.
One micron?!
It's one micron!
And that drinking party was for young people only.
Kotoge-san's "next-door-time" was provided for each person for 10 minutes.
And we talked about a lot of things. It was like a cabaret.
Kotoge-san talked about breaking up for 10 minutes?!
You don't know about that, do you?!
No, I don't.
You told us about it much later, didn't you?!
That's right, and there was a show called "Kotoge- gundan".
It was like Kotoge-san's "next-door-time".
It was like "take care of me".
I see.
And the producer of the show told me to go eat with this young man.
It was my first time going out for a meal.
And I tried to go home early.
When is it going to end?
That's enough, isn't it?
I wanted to ask you about a lot of things.
Do you remember which show it was?
Well, it was...
The Kotoge Corps is a group of weirdos.
They can't communicate with each other.
They can't say anything funny.
They can't joke around or say anything funny.
Anyway, they're weirdos.
And I'm supposed to carry them on my back.
But it's not funny.
As a drink...
I'm at my lowest level.
I'm only at my lowest level.
I did it in my own way.
I thought it would be okay if I did it for about two hours.
So I tried to carry them up a little faster.
You remember it!
I really don't remember it.
You remember it when you talk, don't you?
I really don't remember it.
I don't remember the moment you said it.
But...
But... Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
You said you don't remember the moment you said it.
What's with your right foot?
I'm sorry.
What's with your right foot?
Now, I'm proud of Super-duper.
I think it's funny.
There are various characters.
There weren't many entertainers like this before.
There wasn't even "super duper" back in the day.
It was "the gyaru-o".
I see.
Since then, "showing-off" has been funny.
I don't think breaking up is a bad thing.
So I think you said something like "isn't it okay?"
I remember it well.
I remember it from corner to corner.
It's a secret theory!
That's dangerous!
Everyone, Kawai and the others have been doing well so far.
Let's go back a little.
What is this?
Yes, this is what I said earlier.
Fuji TV's show that was said to be absolutely certain was canceled in one year.
No, because I don't know the title of the show!
Mechaike-san and Haneru no Tobida-san did it in the middle of the night and went to Golden Hall.
We did it in the same way in the middle of the night.
The ratings didn't increase, but people kept telling us it was okay.
I'm sorry, but it's over for this year.
I'm going back to Osaka.
When it was announced that it was canceled, the entertainers around me were like, "It's over for us."
I want you to say it's over for us, but no one mentioned the show.
When I go out in front of the audience, they say it's disgusting and tell me to change it up.
But the audience doesn't know what "fukuramusukuramu" is, so they don't say anything.
It ended in one year.
I won't say it, but in my heart I thought it was over.
But you've been doing a lot of work since you came back to Osaka, right?
I came back to Osaka and started doing a lot of work again.
So you were doing a lot of recordings.
It was amazing. I was doing about 300 recordings a year at that time.
You've only been doing recordings, but you've been doing recordings all the time.
It's a terrible way of saying it, but I've been doing a lot of "taiatari" recordings.
I've been doing recordings like "garigari kun ataru made yaru".
Yes, "ice"'s "garigari kun".
But in the end I ate about 150 "garigari kun".
And it didn't come out.
So we were wondering if we were "taiatari"ing.
And in the end we released "taiatari" and it ended in one year.
But it didn't come out, it didn't come out, it didn't come out.
And it ended in "it didn't come out".
Is there such a thing?
It's a terrible way of ending it.
There are a lot of times when a Osaka program ends in a terrible way.
For example, one of the viewers said "I want you to look for that", so we went to look for it.
"Look for the yellow object seen from the top of the bridge".
So we went to the top of the bridge and looked for the yellow object.
We looked for it and thought "where is it?", and when we looked at the director,
he said "where is it?", and we looked for it for a moment and couldn't find it.
The yellow object.
We couldn't find it.
All of us said "where is it?", and we couldn't find it.
We didn't have any money.
How about you, Wagi? Did you have any difficult work in Kansai?
We didn't really go on location.
We just went to a business or something like that.
If it was now, we would have been able to do manzai in a beautiful place like Kaikan.
But at the time, we couldn't do it outdoors, and customers were very flexible and couldn't stop.
The equipment was also bad.
There was one time when we had to put on a pin microphone just before the manzai performance.
While we were putting it on, a woman who was doing the manzai performance said "what's wrong?", and we asked her what's wrong.
She said "the clip that holds it is broken and can't be used anymore", and we were in a hurry, so we were like "what should we do?", and we looked for something next to it.
"Is this the worst thing ever?", and we grabbed it.
It was a light blue clip that holds bread.
That's amazing.
So we managed to put it on the button, and we were like "please go", and we went out.
But once the manzai started, it wouldn't come back.
It's a pretty wide area.
You can't reach it with your own voice.
But it's been a while.
It's been about ten years.
When I was ten years old, I won first place for the first time in M-1, and I got a lot of jobs in Tokyo.
I see.
M-1 is amazing.
There was a lot of respect.
I see.
So at that time, I got a lot of jobs, and I won first place as an entertainer, but it was my first time getting a spotlight.
I was grateful at the time, but Matsumoto-san voted for me and said that the manzai performance was interesting.
Matsumoto-san said to me that my manzai performance was "ugly".
But at the time, I was just happy to be able to do it.
But as time went by and I became calm and went out to the theater, I was like "I'm going to go out and do manzai now, but if this manzai slips, will Matsumoto- san who approved it also slip?"
I was under pressure.
I see.
If I go out and do manzai now, will Matsumoto-san who approved it also slip?
I was in that kind of thought circuit.
And as I was losing my temper, Matsumoto-san's children also said that they were happy with our manzai performance.
Matsumoto-san's show alone was difficult, but Matsumoto-san's children also climbed on top of it and lost their temper with manzai for a year.
I see.
But I think it's going to be like that.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Morita!
Morita!
Come in and say something.
Well, can I say something about Hamaie-san?
I don't like Hamaie anymore.
Why? I said I like him.
Do you hate me forever?
Please admit it.
I'll ask you this.
I see.
When Hamaie-san was in Osaka, he was scared of his juniors a lot.
He ignored all the uninteresting juniors.
When Hamaie-san was in Osaka, he was scared of his juniors a lot.
He made them do impromptu mini-contest in the dressing room and ignored all the uninteresting juniors.
And there was a secret rule that Hamaie-san shouldn't lie down in front of him.
Hamaie-san was often in front of the monitor, but if you lie down in front of it, you can't see Hamaie-san.
So you can't lie down in front of it.
But it's only for a moment.
So if you lie down in front of it, you can't see Hamaie-san.
It's like Kurosawakira.
I don't know about that.
How about this?
This is when we were at the top of the theater.
We were at the top of the theater and we had to control the theater.
You were like a boss.
At first, I didn't have anyone to tell me what to do, so I just did what I was told to do.
At first, I didn't like being told what to do because I didn't like being hated.
But if I was told what to do, I thought it would be better if I had the same power all the time.
At first, I didn't like being told what to do because I didn't like being hated.
But at the end of the play, I thought it would be better if I had the same power all the time.
What did you think at the time?
It was amazing. My juniors were so scared.
There was a game corner with all of my juniors.
There was a punishment game called "Hamaie", which was a punishment game where you had to wash your nipples.
My juniors told me to wash my nipples, and I went to wash my nipples.
Of course, my juniors told me to stop washing my nipples.
But my juniors stopped washing my nipples.
Let's look back at the play from 2011 to 2015.
See? Even after 15 years, he's still working as a bike.
He doesn't get in the way.
I'm not buying it!
What were you doing?!
It was like a part-time job and a live show.
It was really a part-time job.
He was working as a bike even on the morning of the winner of "King of Gond".
Yes, he was working as a bike even on the morning of the winner of "King of Gond".
I see.
He hasn't won "Wagyu" for two years in a row, has he?
After his second win, he was determined to win only one more time.
He was working hard for "Wagyu" to become the champion of the national tour.
I see.
He worked hard for it and lost again.
"Kamaitachi" has lost once, but it's getting better.
That's right.
He lost once in "King of Gond".
He had been winning until the semi-final, but he lost in the second round.
At that time, both of them were very impatient.
They were determined to work hard and worked hard again.
In the following year, he won for the first time in "King of Gond".
He improved a little and won "King of Gond" in the following year.
Did he win?
He won!
Mr. Hashimoto...
He was second in "King of Gond".
"Kamaitachi" was popular with "King of Gond".
I've never heard of it.
You should go to the hospital.
We've been talking about it for about 11 years.
It was the year that "Omoshirosou" won the championship.
I thought "Omoshirosou" would win the championship.
However, "Pancake Tabetai" won the championship.
"Pancake Tabetai" won the championship.
"Omoshirosou" won the championship.
What does it mean that the variety club of your agency was disbanded?
Our agency was originally an Oscar-winning agency.
Our variety club suddenly disbanded.
We lost our place and had a little free time.
I didn't know that.
However, our graph went up a little after that.
This is "M-ONE".
This is "M-ONE" in 2019.
I see.
"Kamaitachi" also appeared in "M-ONE" at that year, right?
Yes, we appeared in "M-ONE" at the same year.
"M-ONE" in 2019 is said to have been the best in the past.
No, it's not like that.
"Kamaitachi" is said to have been the best in the past.
"M-ONE" had a perfect balance.
"Kamaitachi" appeared in "M-ONE" and sold well.
I see.
"Kamaitachi" was perfect.
"M-ONE" at this time means that you have something to say to "Hamaie".
That's right.
"Hamaie" appeared in "M-ONE" in 2019.
"Hamaie" is a big entertainment company.
Everyone except "Hamaie" is "Yoshimoto".
I see.
I was worried.
You guys are in the same theater, so you talk a lot.
We really don't know each other.
I sat on an empty desk and "Hamaie" was next to me.
There was a boundary line of the desk.
I thought it was "Hamaie" and I had to prepare it.
I was putting on makeup and the cosmetics came out of "Hamaie"'s desk.
I looked at "Hamaie" and was surprised.
I put down my cosmetics right away.
"Hamaie" didn't only have eyes that said "you're sticking out".
"Hamaie" also had eyes that said "blue eye shadow" in "M-ONE" finals.
I see.
I was surprised.
That's cool.
"Hamaie" is cool.
"Blue eye shadow" is a catchphrase.
It's a catchphrase.
It's not common in this era.
I was a little late.
Everyone was sitting in their seats.
I was about to sit next to my partner.
My seat wasn't available.
I thought it couldn't be helped.
I looked at "Hamaie" and "Hamaie" used three seats.
That's why.
That's amazing.
I was surprised.
How did you get to "Hawaii" at that time?
There is no such saying.
"Hawaii", shut up!
Shut up!
I took my seat and tried to secure my position.
I introduced "Hamaie"'s new school uniform on TV.
The next day, the school uniform was 30% off on the Internet.
It's irrelevant.
Let me say an excuse!
It's irrelevant.
I'm scared of everything but "gay".
Weren't you friends with "One Hug" and "Hamaie"?
Yes.
He was scared of everyone and when he talked to girls, his voice was loud enough to resonate with the shopping street a thousand days ago.
He turned his back and pulled his pants in his butt and said "Pah!"
You're crazy!
What are you talking about?
You're crazy!
Hamaie, don't move!
"Goo" "Hamaie"
Hamaie
You're crazy!
Wait a minute!
You're the worst person since Yomiuri closed!
You're crazy!
He's crazy!
You can't forget it now!
You said it ten years ago!
You're crazy!
Let me dig into it.
But Hamaie is said to be the scariest customer in a certain "gay" shop in Osaka.
You're crazy!
Wait a minute!
Hamaie, say something!
You're attached to my bomb now, but I'm also attached to your bomb!
It's a good thing!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You can't forget it now!
That's what you wanted me to do, right?
But you said you were scared of me!
I don't remember what you just said!
I don't remember anything!
Mr. Dantan!
I have something to say about Mr. Kamaita.
Mr. Kamaita is the one who earns the most money in Yoshimoto.
Mr. Hamaie is planning to move out.
His budget is 150 million yen.
He can afford it if his budget is 150 million yen.
By the way, Mr. Yamauchi bought a new house recently with a loan up to 78 years old.
Look at this, everyone!
This is the new house Mr. Yamauchi bought.
Is there anyone who pays this much?
I've never heard of it!
Wait a minute!
I can't believe it!
Mr. Yamauchi saw it!
I saw it and bought it!
Although Mr. Kamaita earns money, it is Mr. Yoshimoto's industry.
Mr. Pekopa earns more money than Mr. Yamauchi.
Mr. Pekopa earns more money than Mr. Yamauchi!
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
We're still at our worst!
Let's do 10 GMs!
I'll give you a chance to guess.
Don't do it!
First of all, there are 3.2 million TVs in Japan.
It's not a lie!
It costs 3,280,000 yen for 100,000 TVs.
And there are 10 GMs!
Even if you look at it cheaply, it costs 5 million yen.
I think you'll get more.
We're still at our worst!
And if you multiply it, it's 5 million yen.
If you include other things, you'll get 100 million yen!
No, no, it's not like that.
It's a good price.
It's only for TVs in Tokyo.
It's not included in local authorities and the internet.
It's not like that!
Morita, what are you going to do with these two?
Shupei is planning to move.
He's planning to move to Taman.
Taman is quite famous, isn't it?
I heard that he's looking for a place with a rent budget of 250,000 yen in Meguroc.
But it's true, isn't it?
It's true!
You're all like that, aren't you?
You gradually raise your rent.
You don't want to go down as entertainers.
So you dare to live with a high rent and move.
But if you think about it,
recently, when I have some time off from work,
I go to a hair removal salon.
When it's off,
I had two hair removal salons recently.
Why?
Because I spend a lot of money on beauty.
It's been three months since I had a break.
At that time, I had two hair removal salons,
and then I went to a whitening salon.
You don't know what you want to be anymore, do you?
You have a bad hand in whitening.
Where did you have your hair removed and moved forward?
I moved forward.
And your butt?
Suddenly, I had my butt cut off.
And you had your butt cut off by a woman's underwear?
That's enough!
Matsumoto-san, that's enough!
I've never seen such a story in DX!
Let me correct you.
Hamaie also has two strong-minded feudal families in Osaka.
You're crazy!
The last graph is 16 years later.
Let's look back at it.
Finally!
The viking graph has finally appeared!
It was 16 years ago.
This is also "king of content".
I met Anri-chan.
That's not why I said it.
But it had an effect.
That's not why I said it.
"king of content" gave me a chance.
"king of content" gave you a last chance.
That's right. I've been doing it for a long time and it's over now.
I can finally laugh.
At that time, there were no train people.
This is me.
From GBS?
No, there were no train people who went home from work.
From work...
One of four college students paid 400 yen for 100 yen each and went home.
I've lived such a life.
That's right.
Recently, you've improved a little.
Recently, I've improved a little.
For about a year, I was on a show as a duo.
Since then, I've been on a lot of shows alone.
If I were to say it myself, I'm behind.
Originally, I'm behind.
When I was free, I started camping as a hobby.
Now, if it's laughter and camping, I have a job of camping with eight people.
Thanks to that, I've been able to do a lot of work.
You've improved a lot.
It's been a while since you've worked under a roof.
It's a little cramped, isn't it?
It's cramped.
Did you buy a mountain for your camping?
I bought a mountain in Gunma Prefecture.
That's amazing.
You borrowed 100 yen from a college student.
That's right.
I bought a mountain.
It's a little weird on this show, too.
That's right.
People say it a lot.
It's weird.
They say it at the end.
What did you say?
The scale of that private weird episode is a little too small.
Is that so?
It's hard to talk about it on TV.
I see.
Just now, in the back, me and Kaneshi were talking.
The seats are somehow decided, right?
There are people like Kamaita-san, Yamauchi-kun, and Hamaie-kun.
My seat was Nishimura's seat.
He was sitting in Nishimura's seat and talking.
But there wasn't a seat.
That's right.
There wasn't a seat.
Then Nishimura came up to me and said, "Oh, inspector, I'm sorry, but that's my seat."
What's wrong with you?
You're talking about me.
Why are you sitting next to me?
It's not about you.
It's about me.
Usually, people sit away from me.
But you're talking.
You're talking with excitement.
You're talking.
Inspector, I'm sorry, but that's my seat.
You're amazing.
But you're sitting and talking with people.
What are you doing here?
You came next to me.
In other words, even if you're sitting in a completely different place, you're sitting there.
It's fun.
I said, "This is my seat."
I felt really awkward.
I feel awkward, too.
No, you're the one who feels awkward.
It was open everywhere.
I thought it was bad to sit in someone else's seat.
No, it doesn't matter.
Mr. Nanta, I'm sorry.
As for Mr. Viking...
Mr. Kotouge.
I see.
Mr. Kotouge's life has changed a lot since his break.
I see.
He's making a lot of money.
He buys American cars and motorcycles that he admired.
Do you have a picture of it?
Yes, I do.
The first thing I bought was an American car.
I see.
I bought a motorcycle and bought a motorcycle.
As for Mr. Kotouge...
I was able to gather this information by myself.
Yes.
As for Ebisu...
He's dating a woman.
I see.
Kotouge has a new feeling of love.
Kotouge is very popular.
I met Kotouge once at an Ebisu restaurant.
Kotouge was coming with a woman.
For Ebisu, he was coming with a decent woman.
What do you mean?
It's not like that.
Why did you say "for Ebisu"?
That's rude.
For Ebisu, he was coming with a decent woman and eating on an open terrace.
That's not good.
It's fine.
It doesn't matter who you eat with.
Look at the ground.
The number of "kamai" has increased a lot recently.
What is this?
Since M-1 2019, when I went on stage, I couldn't do it before.
But now, I can do it.
The number of "kamai" has increased a lot.
Has the number of "regular" also increased?
Yes, it has.
There are 14 "kamai" now.
That's amazing.
Even "krepas" has 12 colors.
"krepas" has 12 colors.
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