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Tonight's show is "Super Close Celebrity Brothers and Sisters Special"!
Popular models Trindle sisters and Yoshimichi brothers!
From Johnny's Jr., Kawasaki brothers, who are young ninjas!
And Kagawa and Minki, who are entertainers brothers!
In addition, sister duo Unabara and Asuyo and Tomoko will also participate!
Please talk about your brother and sister love!
Let's go! First of all, you!
Yoshimichi brothers!
What do you report about each other's love affairs?
We have nothing to report.
Their brother and sister, Yoshiaki, who were in hiding, were scouted and brought to Harajuku.
Now, they also appear in "Paripole" and "TGC".
They are popular model brothers!
How much do you two share love affairs?
I know.
He says "it happened" or "we held hands" or "we're together now" on LINE.
He says "it happened" or "we held hands" on LINE.
Really?
He sends it in real-time.
You send it?
Yes, I do.
I send it, too. Like "it might be nice today."
I send subtle messages like "it happened" or "we held hands."
That's scary!
You're scared of him, aren't you? He tells you everything.
Yes, I am.
You can't stop here.
You can't stop here, can you?
Can you say "kiss me now"?
I don't send it while I'm kissing him, but I do it while I'm kissing him.
That's weird.
He says "it might be nice today" or "we held hands" on LINE.
That's scary!
I'm happy that he's interested in me, but when I was in high school,
when I was flirting with my boyfriend in my room, he would open the door and barge in.
I was like "what are you doing?"
Did you interrupt him?
He would interrupt me.
I didn't like my boyfriend at first.
She's my sister, isn't she?
No, no, no.
Oh, I see.
That's scary.
No, I'm not scared.
I've seen it.
Even in the rain, there are old men who pour water on their dogs.
Don't interrupt me!
She poured water on her dog.
Even though it's raining outside.
Don't interrupt me!
How about you, Trintor sisters?
Do you share your love stories?
My little sister is good at love stories.
She is also good at replying to emails.
She is good at it.
So, when I don't know what to say, I ask her.
What if I send you this instead of that?
Can we go out for a meal?
My little sister is the only one who can talk to me.
So, we talk a lot.
It's hard to leak information.
How about you, Reina?
Do you care about your little sister?
My little sister doesn't talk to me at all.
When we were in middle school, we started to love each other.
I started to care about it.
I went into my little sister's room and checked her phone.
I didn't check her phone.
You checked all of her emails.
Do you check all of her emails in her room?
Yes, I do.
I read her emails and asked her why she was with him.
She said everything to me.
She is like a mother.
Yes, she is.
She is like a sister.
I think she has authority.
No, she doesn't.
She doesn't have authority.
But it's a lot of fun to see her like that.
Your little sister used to go to Osaka a lot.
No, she didn't.
How about you, Minji?
I have a guess.
When I bring my little sister home,
I always check what kind of little sister she is.
I check if she is suitable for Asei.
I see.
Asei is self-taught and weak.
I like strong girls.
So I test her.
That's amazing.
How do you test her?
I say bad things about her.
You say bad things about her?
She was weird back then.
She was weird.
When I came home,
I wore the clothes I bought in my parents' living room.
I changed my clothes on the spot.
I checked if it suits Asei.
I said, "It doesn't suit you. You should wear something else."
What is that?
I said that all the time.
Is it too much?
I said that all the time.
I don't know if it was our first meeting,
but she started crying.
Of course.
I thought she was weak.
I didn't make much money back then.
She was wearing a green hoodie.
She was crying and I kept saying bad things about her.
She pointed at me and said,
Are you a low-income green pig?
Both of you are low-income green pigs.
Are you a low-income green pig?
I was shocked.
I was dating my current wife.
When she came home,
she said, "I can't forgive you for what you did earlier."
I can't forgive you for being a green pig.
Why do you forgive low-income people?
You can't forgive low-income people.
You can't do anything without forgiveness.
That's right. I can't forgive her.
Do you know all about her?
I know everything about her.
Up until now, she was the best reader model.
You're strong.
I'll hit you hard.
The Yoshimichi brothers have something in common other than love.
That's right.
When they eat with their friends, they invite each other.
I'm going to eat with someone today, so let's go.
Isn't that amazing?
When he goes to eat with his friends, he invites her.
What?
That's why all of his friends become green pigs.
We'll provide you with a live concert.
But my friends are about the same age as me or older than me, so it's easy for me to get along with them.
It's easy for you to get along with them?
Do you think this picture is fake?
It's true!
Did you two have any consultation when you were on this show today?
Well, we talked about how we should dress and how we should do it.
Like, which of you is going to do the Hamada thing.
Let me go!
I'll get you out of here.
That's not what we're doing!
There are times when you're annoying.
You're like a chair.
What's this place like?
What's the information like?
Well, the information...
To be honest, we usually talk a lot before we form a band.
Like this.
But, like...
I think it's better for the Nakagawa family to have their own private time.
I got some advice.
It's Jimura-san's day.
Jimura-san, what are you doing?
It's your dream, isn't it?
It was hard for you, wasn't it?
No, I'm not such a low-class person.
Which one of you said it?
Neither of you said it.
What are you talking about?
When Tsuci said it, I got angry.
I knew it.
Which one of you said it?
I think Yuta said it.
I don't know if it's right for me to say it.
I really want to know it.
But you don't talk to me about it.
We do radio together.
I thought it would be better for you to talk about it on the radio.
As a business.
If we talk about the same thing...
We talk about the same thing.
In that sense, I think you should do it.
You should do it.
Unlike Miki, who is very close with Primate,
Tsuyoshi was very scared of him.
What do you think about this?
Is Tsuyoshi the absolute one?
There is an absolute one.
I see.
For example, when I go back home,
and something happens,
I naturally go there.
I see.
That's also Tsuyoshi.
As an older brother,
I always stand up for him.
It's just a character in a comic book.
What did you do when you were little?
I bullied him a lot.
I told him to put his bicycle on his back,
stand up his bicycle,
go down the hill,
and hit him on the way.
Why did you do that?
What are you doing?
I didn't have much to do.
When I went down the hill,
there was a small lawn in a park.
I was told to stand there.
I went down and hit him.
I was like this the whole time.
He didn't say "onii-chan" at all.
There's a reason for that.
It wasn't like he was bullying you.
It was like he was playing with you.
He was playing with me.
That's when I started playing by myself.
My parents told me, "Don't play with him, it's dangerous."
That's really bad.
I always put a doll in my bicycle's basket and ride it to the station.
That's scary.
What is it?
It's scary.
I used to call it "cabbage-flavored doll."
It was popular back in the day.
I put it in my basket and watch my customers.
I ride it to the station and say "next, next."
I see.
It was pretty famous in my neighborhood.
Here it comes!
Here it comes again!
You didn't have any friends?
I didn't have any.
I only thought about bicycles.
When I was little, I used to ride my bicycle in my neighborhood.
I used to ride my bicycle in the air.
I admired you.
I forgot to lock the door and I was robbed.
The first guest is Tomoko Yasuyo, from Unabara.
She is my business partner.
She laughs a lot.
I want to sing "gospel" today.
Are you from Nakagawa Prefecture?
Yes, we are from Nakagawa Prefecture.
Here is our group photo.
You two have been friends for a long time.
We can talk about many things because we are from the same prefecture.
She is from Nakagawa Prefecture.
It's our first time to be together.
Tomoko Yasuyo, we can eat and brush our teeth together.
It's not necessary to brush our teeth.
We can do it if we only have one tooth.
It's not necessary to do like this.
You don't have to do like this.
It's about time for you to brush your teeth.
Why do you brush your teeth now?
We don't have to do like this.
We don't share food.
We only have one bottle of water.
We are brothers, so we don't have to do like this.
What do you think about this?
I'm fine.
I bought underwear the other day.
I forgot to wear underwear when I went to the studio.
What? It's not funny.
It's up there!
No, it's down there!
It's up there!
It's down there!
But it's not funny anymore!
It's not funny anymore!
I forgot!
When I first picked up and went to Matilda's studio for work,
as soon as I got in the car, I was like, "Huh?" I thought it wasn't working, and I was in a hurry.
It's hard for me to tell my manager, so I called my sister and said, "Can you lend it to me?"
She suddenly said, "Can you lend me your brother?"
I see.
I was like, "Hmm? What's going on?"
Is it okay in terms of size?
It's okay.
You came to me really early.
I'm not using Hamada's underwear.
It's got a lot of poop.
It still has poop?
It's got a lot of poop.
It's got poop on the inside and on the outside.
On the outside?
On the outside.
It's coming out.
I thought it was coming out.
How about you, Yoshinichi brothers?
I thought it was coming out.
How about you, Shea?
We can do it without worrying about it.
I'm sorry, but is it true?
Can you still take a bath together?
Yes, we can.
How old were you?
22 years old and 20 years old.
Really?
If we have a fight in the morning, we can take a bath together.
We can take a bath together, but if we have a fight, we can only take one shower.
We can take a shower when we use soap.
Soap?
What are you talking about?
You're scary.
Okay, boys and girls.
If you don't work together, you can't get excited.
Johnny's Jr. has a maximum of 22 members.
Hoshiki is so cute that he doesn't like it if we don't work together.
At first, I had a lot of work.
Now I'm working with you.
When I report to my mother that I don't have a younger brother, it's hard for her to be happy.
So I report to my mother when I don't have a younger brother.
Sometimes, I tell my younger brother that I'm happy.
That's a warm story.
How do you feel about your younger brother leaving alone?
I'm happy, but I think it's a little slippery.
I think it's a little slippery.
Isn't it terrible?
I think it's a failure.
But recently, I've been called a Kawasaki brother.
I'm very grateful for this time as well.
He's a ninja, so he shouldn't leave much.
I have to hide.
Kawasaki brothers are always together on their day off.
There is also a role as a celebrity brother.
I've been looking for my mistakes in order to talk in a place like this.
I see.
I can't rest at home in order to find it.
You can't make mistakes?
Yes.
But you have something, don't you?
Earlier, I went into the dressing room and put a script in it.
I opened the script and looked at it and wondered who it was about.
Who are Matsubama and Honda?
It's just written vertically.
He's reading it sideways.
When I was wondering who Matsubama was, I was really surprised.
It's a little weak.
It's not tough.
It's not weak.
It's tough.
Isn't it tough at first?
It's all right.
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
Is it your first time doing a variety show?
Yes, it's my first time doing this, too.
I've touched it a lot, so you might get angry.
Try it, pin microphone.
Can I say it?
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
G-sam, G-sam, do your best!
What are you talking about?
Can't you hear me?
No, I can't.
You said you didn't like it.
Matsumoto-san told me to do it.
Don't say it to me.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
I don't want you to say it, but I don't want you to say it.
I told you not to say it.
I hate you on TV.
Tell me about it.
You're going to say it a lot, right?
I understand.
I'm sure you'll stand up and growl.
I'm going to say it.
Do you usually do this?
I usually say it like this.
Really?
Don't force yourself to say it.
It's not good!
You guys are the benefits!
Don't say it!
Isn't it good?
Shut up!
It's not good!
Isn't it good?
How do you feel about it?
Well, I'm happy about it.
It's the same when we're shooting or recording.
There's a scene where we have to get really close to each other.
I've never been good at it.
Whether it's heterosexual or homosexual...
I don't like that!
And we have to get really close to each other more than we see on the screen.
What I really didn't like about it was...
It's totally fine with my little sister.
No matter how much...
That's what you're saying, right?
We're old men, too!
We have to get closer to each other!
Of course we do!
Have you ever kissed in a photo?
Yes, we have!
Well...
It's okay in private, too.
It's okay!
She took a picture of me.
She took a beautiful picture of me.
Was it initially Azabu?
Unintentionally?
How about you, Yoshiaki? Do you understand?
I understand how you feel.
I often have a photo shoot where I hold hands with other women and put my face close to their cheeks.
But when I meet a woman for the first time, it's really awkward.
And I can smell her breath.
So I'm really relieved when I'm with my sister.
I see.
But I do feel awkward.
That's true.
It's like, "Hold my cheek," or something like that.
Do it.
Do it, Miki.
Can you do it with a woman?!
You're talking nonsense!
Is it okay?
It's okay! Do it!
Do it!
You're talking nonsense!
Do it!
I don't want to!
Don't eat me up!
You're putting oil on me.
You're making me wet!
You're putting oil on me!
Oil!
But what about you, Miki?
You're working and you have concerns, right?
Of course you have good points.
Yes, we're working together.
But when it comes to work with a pen, it's getting a little messy.
Asei does a little drama and commercials.
Commercials?
That's right.
He does commercials for Uniqlo.
This says "cat," but this is Asei's pet cat.
His real pet cat.
The special feature of this commercial is that it's a family special.
I see.
It's not me!
It's a cat!
If it's a cat, it's Miyu-chan.
That's right.
When we were working with their manager in the planning department,
I heard "cat" next to me.
I told my manager, "It's a family special and it's a cat."
Could you not have told me that?
My manager said, "Did you forget something important?"
Did you forget that we're brothers?
That's not true!
You're lying!
It's really messy.
He does things like that.
It's really lonely.
The cat looks better.
I see.
It's not me!
It's a cat!
It's not me!
It looks like you.
The four of you look like you.
Even when we're filming,
Yasutobu-san comes in and says, "I hate it when you do that!"
Even when we're filming in Kansai, we don't know what's going on!
It's weird!
He's usually really small.
I see.
Why does he suddenly come in?
It's scary.
Look, he's standing alone.
Everyone is talking about it.
I'm not good at these two.
You're not good at it?
How about you, Trindle sisters?
For example...
You were working earlier.
Our last names are special.
That's why we're often recognized.
When we say our own names, we're like, "Huh?"
Didn't you think of a different name?
I was thinking of taking my mom's name, but...
My mom's name is ***.
Trindle sisters, what is your shocking name?
Trindle sisters also have their own unique features.
So, Trindle sisters, what do you think?
For example, you were working earlier, right?
Yes, that's right.
We have a special family name, so we are often recognized for it.
When I say my name, people are like, "Huh?"
Luna and Reina have almost the same kanji.
So it's like...
It's like you're being compared, right?
That's right.
Like, "Hey, little sister, little sister."
Didn't you think of a different name?
I was thinking of getting my mom's kanji, but...
Mom, you have a name called "meat ball," right?
A unique name.
That's right.
Meat ball
It's "meat" and "ball" and "meat ball."
That's surprising.
So, when I thought of "meat ball" and "trindle"
I still don't know what "trindle" is.
Let's take it apart and make it "chicken."
No!
Chicken.
Hoshiki!
Yes?
What do you think?
Kouki was the first one to be exposed to the media.
I see.
No matter where you go, you can only see him as Kouki's little brother.
You can only compare him.
Yes.
That's where it makes you wonder.
At school, you're like, "Huh? My big brother goes out, but what about you?"
In the end, you're like, "My big brother is good- looking, but what about you?"
At that time, you think about him and think about him.
You're saying something amazing.
All of a sudden...
You were talking about something so warm earlier.
You're thinking about him.
What are you doing?
You're saying something amazing.
So, what about you?
You don't fight, do you?
Not much.
We still fight.
You don't fight?
We fight a lot.
When we're on stage...
Isn't it hard for you?
It's really hard for me.
We keep moving back and forth.
You're brothers?
We move back and forth like this.
Why are you brothers?
It's not like we're brothers.
We're brothers, so we can't separate work from play.
It's weird.
The reason is weird, but...
We're always like...
Yes, yes, yes.
You say something to me in a low voice.
Wow.
You don't have to get excited like that.
"Don't do it!" "I will!" "Don't do it!" "I will!"
Don't do it!
When we are close, I can think you're trying hard.
But only when you say that, you look terrible and hideous.
I'll just say it anyway.
"It's bad." "I wish something bad would happen."
But when I get off the stage, my mood calms down a little and when I'm about to throw up, I say, "You've been working hard, haven't you?"
It's really hard for me to say it.
It's hard for you to bend your navel while saying it, isn't it?
That's right.
It's hard.
I'll kill you!
Torindo's acting.
Always looking at her sister's photos for 24 hours.
I think this is common, but my sister loves my sister.
She's cute, so we take photos together and make a Luna folder.
When she's sad...
You look at it?
I look at it.
Always looking at her sister's photos for 24 hours.
We're very close.
We're pretty close.
We're this close.
I think she's cute.
She's cute.
It makes me happy that you do it for me.
Don't you get annoyed?
That's right.
When we're eating, she says, "Wait a minute."
That's true.
Always looking at her sister's photos for 24 hours.
It's common.
She's taking a lot of photos.
I think so.
She's like a part of me.
It's common for sisters.
It's common for sisters to take photos of each other.
What about you?
She's cute, but she doesn't let me take photos of her.
You don't let me take photos of you?
But you do.
What did you say?
You don't let me take photos of you in public!
I know.
She worries me a lot.
I see.
She sends me emails that I don't want her to send me.
She's like...
She's scary.
She's really scary.
What kind of shocking line did Tomoko send her sister?
They've been doing manzai together since they were little.
Tomoko Unabara and Tomoko Yasuyo.
It seems like Tomoko Yasuyo loves Tomoko.
She worries me a lot.
I see.
She worries me every day.
She's my age, too.
She can trip and fall.
That's what she's worried about.
She worries me a lot.
She sends me emails on my birthday.
But I don't want her to send me emails like that.
Oh, this one.
It's New Year's Day.
Let's work hard next year.
I'm glad you're here.
I said, "I'll do my best."
She said, "It's natural for you to be here."
But you have to take good care of yourself.
She's really scary.
It didn't start like that.
It's like I'm about to die.
Even if I send Tomoko Yasuyo home after work,
I'm worried that I might die.
She told me to be careful.
Do you know how close you are?
We're really close.
To be honest, I've never seen them two meters apart in five or six years.
If we're two meters apart, one of us might explode.
We're always together.
Is there a line between you two?
Yes, there is.
Even at school, Tomoko always picks up my calls.
When she calls Takuhaki, "Takuhaki, I'll have soy sauce."
I'll have ten of them.
Tomoko Yasuyo immediately says, " Shut up!"
It's like a habit.
Takuko says, "Listen to me, Miyuko. I'll take eight of them."
These two are really close.
They're close friends.
They're so close that I can't even close the lid of my lunchbox.
They're so close.
Who's going to eat it?
Recently, we can't go out because of COVID-19, so we can only eat.
We can only eat four servings of cake.
You've never seen Yasutomo climbing stairs, right?
He's definitely not using an elevator.
No matter how short the number of floors, he's using an elevator.
Is it okay for him to use stairs?
Yes, that's what people say.
I'm worried about him.
In the past, people used to call him "Yoshimoto's Puffy."
Don't make fun of me!
I'm serious!
You're Puffy!
You're exactly like Puffy!
Why did it turn out like this?
You can still go back!
No, I can't go back!
Why?
People used to call me "Yasuyomo's Pine Tree".
Why did you change it?
It's true!
You're exactly like Yasutomo!
You're making me laugh!
Did Yasutomo get bigger and bigger?
Yes, he did.
People used to call me "big" all the time.
Recently, people call me "big" all the time, so I can only eat normal food.
But Yasutomo secretly ordered a large serving of rice.
And he also ordered a large serving of croquette.
I don't care about that!
After he said that, he went to the air conditioner and it was about 16 degrees Celsius.
I love you, but please let me say this much!
They both have their own complaints and complaints.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well. Let's hear them out!
First up is this person!
Unabara, Yasuyo, Tomoko.
Sister, Tomoko,
Sister, Yasuyo,
Please let me say this much.
I love you so much!
Since it's COVID-19 right now, we usually don't sanitize our hands.
But even before that, even before today's Shinkansen arrived,
I didn't sit down until Yasuyo sanitized his hands.
That's famous!
That's really famous.
So I sat down on the passage and wiped my hands.
Everyone around me was like "hurry up and sit down!"
But Yasuyo wiped all of my hands.
So we couldn't sit down.
So you were like "hurry up and sit down!" when you were about to sit down?
Yes, so I sat down and wiped my hands.
I think you touch your face a lot.
I think you're doing it to some extent.
I think you touch your face a lot.
Even if you just do this...
No!
I have very big eyes, but I can't touch them.
I heard you can't touch your clothes.
I don't like it, but...
In the past, in the upper months,
I used to walk with a slushie with my shoes off.
In the past, in the past, I used to walk with a slushie with my shoes off.
In the dressing room?
Yes, in the dressing room.
It definitely doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Because you were walking with a slushie, right?
You!
But if you forget your slippers,
you put a tissue like this,
and you walk like this with the tissue.
It's shocking.
But in the dressing room,
you always wipe the desk.
You're wiping it, right?
When you talk to me, you keep doing this.
You keep talking like this while you're talking to me.
It's not about whether a colleague is funny or not,
or whether you like it or not,
but whether you can't eat a sweet potato and a hot pot together.
Is that how you judge?
It's like Kota-kun, who eats salmon,
can't do it.
You care about her a lot, don't you?
It's the name of the ingredient in a hot pot, isn't it?
I like her because we are close, but when it comes to a hot pot, I don't like it.
When I work at home, I put things on my bed and eat.
I only use my own bed when I sleep, so when I get out of the bath and I'm barefoot, I think it's beautiful.
When I get out of the bath and I'm barefoot, I think it's beautiful.
Now it's really better.
Even when I call people home, once I call people home, I go to the bath and wash my feet.
I see.
Then I go to the living room.
Are you a dog?
What about that?
That's right. When I came back from school, I didn't want to bring my clothes into the room,
so I took off my coat and skirt and went to the bathroom to wash my feet.
I washed my feet, smelled them and said "OK".
I think it's better to smell your feet.
You're good at smelling.
You don't touch me. You just lift me up and smell me.
You don't like my feet?
You lift me up and say "OK".
Your feet are special.
My feet are special.
When I came back from school, my friends saw me barefoot and wearing underwear and went into the bathroom to wash their feet.
It's been like that since then.
It's better now, but back then it was like this.
I also smelled the feet of the customers who came and went to the bathroom as soon as I came out and said "OK".
I also put rankings in my head.
"Can I let this person pass?" "Can I wash this person?" I made a list.
Even so, what do you do when you don't like it?
Some people don't wash their feet.
Do you wash your feet?
Some people use body soap.
Really?
Some people tie up plastic bags as a cover.
You put it on your feet?
I don't want to go into the bathroom.
When I come home and want to take a bath right away, my sister rolls around on the sofa.
Some people don't like it.
Really?
I think I should change right away.
I don't want to sit in jeans for a long time.
I want to take off my underwear and change into my room pants.
It's dirty.
It's annoying.
Isn't it annoying?
What do you do?
I don't care about it.
Are there people whose feet smell like that?
People who smell like explosives don't wash their feet.
It doesn't smell at all.
Some people don't smell at all.
Some people do.
Doesn't it smell?
It doesn't smell at all.
Is it true?
Kappa!
It doesn't bend.
The game has changed.
I'm too tired today and it doesn't bend.
It's true.
This one is bigger.
Let's reveal it!
Let's end the game!
From my little sister to my older sister, what do you want me to say?
Don't come to me confirming what you don't care about.
What do you mean?
You can ask me anything.
You can ask me which photos you want me to post on my SNS.
You can send me 5 or 6 photos and I'll choose one.
This is embarrassing!
Which one do you want me to choose?
Is it the first one?
It's not like you can decide it yourself.
I can't decide it myself.
Is that so?
I can't decide it.
I'm happy if you choose the one I like.
If you don't like it, you can choose it.
I think like that.
I have absolute trust in you.
You can't say you don't like your boyfriend or your little sister?
I can't say I don't like my little sister.
Why can't you say you don't like your little sister?
I don't like her. We don't match.
I don't think we match.
To your little sister?
To my family.
You're different.
You're like Shu-chan.
She was very kind.
When I said goodbye and that my life was over...
She said, "I think it would have been better if you had been together."
I'm the type of person who says things like that.
I see.
I'm like, "No, he's not like that."
Let's go. The next person!
Now, the Yoshimichi brothers.
From big sister Michi to little brother Yoshiaki...
Don't pick up anything!
Really!
I don't like things like this.
Cats, hamsters...
Um...
Yo-yo.
Oompa Loompa...
Yo-yo.
This is a cat that was picked up by a young man in Okinawa.
A young man in Okinawa?
All of them smell like feet!
You picked them up?
Yes, we picked them up.
This cat was a street cat after all.
Is it still alive?
It's still alive!
All of them!
Since it was a street cat, we gave it back to the owner,
but he said it was on a dangerous road,
so we picked it up and brought it back.
What is "a young man in Okinawa"?
Um...
When I was eating with my friends at a cafe,
there was a man who looked at me a lot.
When we made eye contact, he smiled at me.
So...
When I smiled back at him, he started talking to me.
Actually, I'm on my way home right now,
but I don't have money,
and I don't have a house,
and I'm heartbroken,
and now that I made eye contact with you,
I feel really warm.
"I want to help you," I thought,
and I took him home.
What?!
That's scary!
I was really in trouble!
I didn't know that man was this big!
He was about your age, right?
Yes, he was about my age, about 20 years old,
and he was at home.
And he wasn't even sitting down, he was always standing up!
And he didn't say a word!
How old was he?
About two days, and in the end, he went back to Okinawa.
After all, he said goodbye to his mother.
Was it scary or heavy for you?
No, I just wanted to help.
Was it heavy for you because you were being targeted?
It wasn't heavy for me.
I thought, "I have to help this kid," even though he was older than me.
Next up!
The boy and girl are brother and sister!
From Arikoku to Otouto Hoshiki!
He's so stupid, I can't keep up with him!
That's right, he's really stupid,
and if you focus on one thing, you can't do anything else.
After this!
Kawasaki brothers!
Otouto Hoshiki is stupid!
And then, he faces Miki Kosei!
Asahi-san, what do you think you're doing?
I think I'm acting.
Acting.
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Let's get started!
The boy ninja, Kawasaki brothers!
Yes!
Anikoku kara ototo hoshikini iwasete!
Too stupid to keep up with you!
That's right. This is really, really stupid.
If you focus on one thing, you can't do anything.
I see.
The worst thing was, when I left home and got a call,
I forgot my bag so I brought it home.
I see.
I left my bag at the entrance.
I see.
That alone is fine, but the direction is also terrible.
When you hit a corner, you unconditionally turn right.
Even though you have a destination, you don't look at the map and just turn right.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
It's my instinct.
You can say it?
It's my instinct.
When I left the police station and got to my destination,
even though it said "left", I looked at the arrow and turned right.
I see.
You can do it!
But for real, I thought I was going to get hit by a bullseye and turn right.
If you don't pay attention from now on...
Can you say it a little more?
Is it school?
What kind of talk is that?
What are you careful about?
But what I'm sorry about is...
During rehearsals, I get angry.
And when I slip during group MCs...
The ball goes to Kouki.
Or rather, it flies.
That's what I'm sorry about.
Your little brother is slipping.
He's a leader, so do something about it.
I'm in a lot of trouble with that.
Kousei-san, on TV...
Sometimes you slip, right?
Yes.
I was wondering what you were doing.
That's troublesome.
No, no, no. Just take it as it is.
Huh? Is it Shibaitaro?
Shibaitaro.
Why?!
He's Johnny's.
Why?!
Take it off!
Don't take it off!
Every time you take it off, you make a face like that!
You make a face like that!
You should do it remotely!
Don't come all the way to Tokyo!
Why do you come all the way to Tokyo?!
I'm happy!
It's been a year!
I haven't seen anyone for a year!
I'm happy to see Down Dancer and Soutan!
Don't say that!
You only said it twice.
The moment you said it, I said "oh, you came."
When you said "slipped," what did you feel like?
How did you feel when you slipped?
First of all, I wanted to do horror.
Your voice gets louder and louder, doesn't it?
Even so, if you don't fix it, your ears will go "kiiin"
I get nervous and go "kiiin"
I don't know why, but we're getting closer and closer and we're really sticking together
I see
It's like we're saying "let's get out of here"
I see
What's your relationship like?
I'll hit you in the head if you don't take it
I'll hit you
I haven't heard that in a while
It's not "hit you"
It's "I'll hit you"
I'll hit you in the head
It's because we're scared
When we're young, we say "don't you want to talk?" or "kiiin"
We hit each other all the time when we're playing music
That's how we end up fighting
We're getting stronger and stronger
That's right
That's what you say
It's true if you fight
You want to do something about it, don't you?
But we don't do it now
If we did now, we'd be laughing at each other
I'll say it now
Yes
I'll say it now
It's been several years
It's easier for me to say it now
How was it? Is it like that?
For me...
It's not like that
How does it feel like?
It's a little bit like that
When we went to see it in middle school, it was really slippery
It was really slippery
Which month?
It's the best, right?
Yes, Fresh Corner
Do you watch it live?
Of course I do
Fresh Corner, right?
There's nothing there
It was always slippery in Kyoto
That's why
But there are audiences and everything is slippery
This smell is also slippery
At times like this, Korogu-san...
Why do you keep saying Korogu-san's name?
Is it so lame?
Let's go. The next person is...
Miki!
Yes.
Tell your little brother, Asei,
not to tell many lies!
Well...
I told this to Downtown-san before...
Yes.
In other programs...
Yes.
The talk is...
It's a bit of a lie...
It's too much...
It's not good.
It's not good, right?
It's not good.
That habit is strong...
And that habit comes up the most often...
When I talk about Kiyoshi-sensei...
It comes up a lot!
When I talk about Kiyoshi-sensei...
The story that really happened...
When NGK came out...
I was there.
Then it came out...
I thought it would come out soon...
Kiyoshi-sensei...
He came up to me while peeling oranges.
He came up to me while peeling raw oranges like this...
"These oranges are sweet! Eat one!" He said...
Even though it came out...
He made me eat one!
Kiyoshi-sensei...
Thank you very much!
He made me eat one!
I saw it...
I saw it on TV...
Even though it came out...
Before Kiyoshi-sensei came out...
From his pocket...
He took out a whole apple...
"Eat one while eating this!" He said like that!
It's a lie!
It can't come out like that!
It's too much!
It's not good!
I told him to stop...
It's funny!
That's right!
I know how to tell the difference!
I see!
And recently...
When everyone was excited about Kiyoshi-sensei...
There's a legend about Kiyoshi-sensei...
When you say "record"... it becomes sunny!
And one person said...
It was raining heavily...
But when we started recording...
With Kiyoshi-sensei's power...
It became sunny!
And everyone was excited!
I had that, too!
It's raining heavily...
But when we started recording...
It became sunny!
I was at the same location...
But it was raining heavily all the time!
Honestly!
That's a lie!
He lies all the time!
Now...
It slipped a little...
That's not the problem!
Now...
I wanted to drop it there...
But it was a little weird...
It suddenly turned towards me!
At times like this...
It suddenly turns towards me!
I thought it was bad!
It's not like that!
You two should sort it out!
It's not like that!
I told you! If I drop it here, you'd sort it out!
If it starts to shake a little, you'd drop it, too!
I told you not to drop it!
I couldn't forgive you for that!
So you think you should talk first?
I thought you would do it first.
So you should have talked first.
Make some noise!
This is also slippery.
The worst!
What should I do?
It's red!
You don't have to say it like that!
We'll pretend like we heard it for the first time!
Um...
It's like a spoiler.
How about we change the fruit of the orange?
That's all.
I like it more.
Let's pretend it's an orange.
Let's put a different fruit at the end.
Um...
- No, I mean... - Spoilers.
- Ah. - So, you should change the fruit of the orange guy.
- Ah. - That's all.
- That's what I had in mind.
- So, you pretend to be an orange and change it.
- And then...
- And you eat a different fruit at the end.
- Um... I'm going to say it right away, but...
- Yeah. - I'm waiting for you with NGK's sleeves, and you're walking out.
- Yeah. - At that time, Kiyoshi-shou was walking out.
- Yeah. - He walked out with an orange in his mouth.
- Yeah. - And you're walking out like that,
- Yeah. - "Have one," you told him.
- Yeah. - "It's delicious," you gave him one.
- Yeah. - He walked out with that mouth-to-mouth talk.
- Yeah. - You don't care about that talk, do you?!
- Yeah. - And yet, Kiyoshi-shou lied about that talk.
- Yeah. - He took an orange out of his pocket and said,
- Yeah. - "I just ate the melon luxuriously," and walked out.
- Yeah. - "Is melon bad?"
- Is melon really bad?
- Yeah, it was "is melon really bad?"
- Is melon really bad?
- Which one is the correct answer for fruits?
I don't know.
I see.
Please don't call me "brother special".
I'm scared of you.
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