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Tonight's "deluxe" will be collected by rockers aiming for the next generation!
From work to private life, they will share their daily complaints and anger!
The first complaint is personal!
The treatment of female entertainers is one- pattern!
First of all, who is this person?
Yes!
Yes, Anri!
Anri-san!
Yes, that's right!
Female entertainers say "not popular" or "eat a lot" or "be angry"
They ask for too much of that
It's like everyone is wearing the same character!
Yes, that's right!
Yes!
Yes, that's right!
And "not popular" is annoying
During a program meeting, they asked me "do you have any love stories?"
And I was told "you've made a lot of mistakes, haven't you?"
And I said "no mistakes! I've never made a mistake!"
And when I told them the truth, it felt like I didn't live up to their expectations
Why do I love you for your expectations?
Eh? Eh? What's wrong?
She's laughing a lot!
Why?!
She's still laughing!
She's still explaining!
She's still laughing!
She's funny!
I'm not saying it like that!
I'm just looking at Anri's face!
No, no, no!
Anri-san has a point
Isn't that right?
She has a point
No, no!
This program has been brought to you by these sponsors.
That's unusual.
That's the best order.
But I understand.
It depends on the pattern.
What do you think, Torano-san?
Female announcers are often compared with female entertainers.
Female announcers are at the top and female entertainers are at the bottom.
I'm on the female announcer side.
I'm winning, so I don't care about being compared.
That's what you're saying. Go and get it.
You're doing it yourself.
I'm not doing it.
You don't know me.
I'm really angry.
Don't do it.
But you know...
Poop is good, isn't it?
Money!
Don't do it.
That's not what you wanted.
That's not it.
What do you think, Yoshiko?
I understand.
I can sympathize with you.
Handsome actors and female entertainers are often said to like you.
When there are actors and staff, they say, "How is it?"
Good, isn't it?
You like it, don't you?
They say it a lot.
I have my own type.
I don't like it.
But I can't help it.
So I say it a lot to actors and staff.
Then, the actor's manager warns me a lot at school greetings.
Really?
Yes.
When I say it, he looks at me like he's going to hit me.
Like this?
Cool!
When I say it, the manager comes again.
What's this?
He's my manager.
Don't make me laugh!
His face?
He's my manager.
His manager's face.
His face says it all.
That's right.
Excuse me, but you want me to eat a lot, don't you?
That's right.
I'm often asked to eat a lot.
I want to eat what I like.
So I don't eat a lot.
I see.
But once I got an offer to eat a lot of pizza.
The manager turned me down.
But I said I could eat a lot of pizza on my own.
And I accepted the offer.
The three of us decided to try it.
I thought he would do his best.
But he doesn't eat pizza at all.
What's that?
He's cute when he's full.
The taste is the same.
I can't eat it because it doesn't change.
What's that?
That's the legend of pizza.
How many pieces did you eat?
I only ate about five pieces.
Five pieces?
I ate about half of it today.
Don't you want to eat a lot and get fat?
Why didn't you tell me from the beginning?
Haru-chan was eating the most.
Haru-chan was eating the most?
She was eating all kinds of food that Tanabe-san couldn't eat.
That's right.
Even though I told you, "Tanabe-san, please eat."
I was a little...
Haru-chan was eating about three L-sized pieces.
I was doing my best.
But you can eat a lot of anything, right?
Well, you know...
Hey!
Haru-chan! Your character!
That's not it!
What do you mean by "kireru"?
Well, "kireru" is...
I say "kireru" quite a lot in programs.
But it's "kireru" because of a flow.
For example, Hamada-san is still in the middle of my talk, but he's laughing, so it's "kireru."
However, in the script of the location, it says "kireru" all of a sudden to people in the city.
That's not it!
I don't think it's "kireru."
I see!
Now, Iwakura is angry at other female entertainers.
Oh, yes. I'm angry at male entertainers.
What?
It's not a super unique world view of "konto".
I'm going home!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Huh? What do you mean?
I'm going home!
In a situation-conscious setting, Iwakura is angry at male entertainers in charge of "bokeh".
For example, when I go to a cafe and drink a bottle of tapioca...
Oh, you're drinking a bottle of tapioca! You're such a woman!
You think so? You think so?
You're drinking a bottle of tapioca! You're such a woman!
Whose voice is that?!
So it's like a woman's voice?
Yes, and she's wearing a skirt and earrings and a necklace.
Hey, you're wearing earrings! You're such a woman!
You're such a woman!
Who is that?!
Tell her directly!
Mahiru, do you have anything to say?
There aren't many places for women to change clothes.
In music stores, there are a lot of men.
And there aren't many places for sales.
The first time we did sales was with Saraba-san.
We didn't have any sales at that time, so we were changing in the corner.
Morita-san said, "Where are you changing?" and looked at me.
It doesn't look like her!
You guys look like you're in a convenience store!
I'm not looking!
I took it in and slid a little.
How do you feel?
What do you mean?
That's what I was thinking!
What do you mean?
If you say "girlfriend", will you laugh?
Will you bring it to Walter Deluxe?
But this is a one-pattern treatment.
For example, do you have a girlfriend?
I do.
So I'm a gag.
A really ridiculous gag.
And I look at her and think, "I don't think she'll laugh."
And I make her laugh.
I don't know if you're telling me from above,
but you really look like an A.I.
You're telling me from above,
but I don't know.
If you're excited, you probably won't do it.
I'm not excited, so I won't do it.
I'm shaking.
And you?
I was asked a lot of things like this.
I was asked if the store was open at Kanpei.
The store is open!
It's really sunny!
There's a croquette.
It looks delicious!
It's fine.
I don't need it.
It's fine.
I don't need it.
I'm like that on this show,
but I'm often asked for gossip.
At meetings,
I'm asked, "Please blame me for today's show."
Is it okay? How about this?
At meetings, I'm asked, "It's really funny!"
I'm asked, "Please go on stage!"
I'm asked, "Is it okay?"
Depending on the performer, I'm asked, "Please go on stage!"
When you're on stage, there are times when you can't laugh at all!
And when you see a director who's been laughing like crazy,
you can't laugh at all!
You're not the only one!
You're betraying us for no reason!
You know, after it was over, he'd go somewhere else.
Or he'd run away.
Or he'd do something.
I wanted him to apologize to me.
But he wasn't there at all.
Of course, I didn't know, but in the middle of filming,
I wanted him to be like a sponsor or a competitive manufacturer.
But he wasn't there at all!
And he was wearing a staff uniform!
(Laughter)
He looked like he was about to jump off a building.
(Laughter)
And the next concern is this!
(Drum roll)
A private office!
Yes!
It's us again.
Yes.
You know, most of you know about private offices.
But private offices are often looked down upon.
What do you mean, Higashi?
First of all, the dressing room...
Are you talking today?
Of course I am!
(Laughter)
You're talking like you're in a private office!
(Laughter)
I don't know what you're talking about!
Are you talking in a talk show?
Of course I am!
First of all,
the dressing room is where we sit next to each other,
but we're the furthest from the studio.
And the other people are usually in the studio on the fourth floor,
but we're on the eleventh floor.
(Laughter)
It's like a wardrobe storage room.
When we were asked to do this show in front of us, we all have stylists, and we're the only ones who don't have a stylist.
To tell you in more detail, I often come to your house on TV, and you put in a blur around the house, right?
That blur is a little thin.
(Laughter)
It's like a personal office, so it's a little thin.
(Laughter)
How's your schedule?
There's a temporary break, right?
Yes, there is.
There are times when a decision is broken.
When a decision comes in and a decision suddenly breaks up.
I've tried to look up the meaning of a decision in a dictionary.
What is a decision?
(Laughter)
Even if it's a decision, you have to be anxious about it.
(Laughter)
Yoshimoto of Izu-Amu-Nai may not be able to do it.
(Laughter)
To tell you more about your show "Downtown", it's a little rough.
(Laughter)
"Downtown Now" came out two days ago, and "Over" came out two days ago.
It's a little rough.
"Downtown Now" is a show you can't go back to.
(Laughter)
It's a long show.
"Deluxe" is a remote show from a far away studio.
(Laughter)
It's a mess!
What's a mess?
It's not a mess!
You chose it, didn't you?
Yes.
This is your personal agency, right?
Yes, it is.
The former chief of "Bosou" clan,
the son of "rakugo" clan,
Katsugawa Ito.
He retired from high school in just one day.
Then, he became the chief of "bosou" clan with hundreds of members.
Then, he became "rakugo" clan with hundreds of members.
Moreover, he became the model of "bosou" clan with his sweet looks.
He is now a popular young "rakugo" clan member.
I recently got a job at a TV station.
I don't have to work there anymore.
What about your manager?
He's gone.
He's gone forever.
What?
Wow!
So, when you get a job, you'll change, won't you?
Maybe.
So, you're doing everything yourself?
I'm doing everything now.
Wow!
It's amazing.
It's really amazing.
My manager does everything for me.
So, it's not perfect yet.
But, I'm doing everything by myself.
It's really hard.
At 11 a.m. yesterday,
the staff of "deluxe" clan said "thank you" to me.
And I gave it back to them.
Wow!
It's amazing.
So, you should be careful about "urakaburi".
"Urakaburi" means that if you wear "urakaburi" even for one minute,
you may have to pay hundreds of millions of yen.
So, I said "you should be careful about "urakaburi" only".
But, they said "urakaburi"?
What?
"Urakaburi"?
You should be really careful about it.
You should.
But, you get all the work yourself, don't you?
You're doing it yourself.
I have my work.
I see.
But, your partner is like "hungry"...
Oh, we're both hungry, so it's okay.
Hungry!
Hang in there!
Sarah, what about you? Since it's your own agency, you've had a lot of trouble, right?
It's my own agency, and I know Sarah's address, so we get those kinds of people regularly.
They respond like that, right?
Yeah, like when we got on an air-conditioned bus from Fukushima and a group of high school students asked us to be their disciples.
Wow!
All of a sudden, we asked them if they liked us that much, and they said they didn't like us that much.
What?
Who did you like?
First of all, it's Chidori.
Second, it's Downtown.
Third, it's Sushimofuri.
They kept asking us, and we said we liked seventh place.
You didn't like us that much after seventh place.
It's like you haven't decided on a rank yet.
We're like that, and we don't stop.
He said he didn't have a place to stay, so he rented a hotel and paid for it.
He's kind.
The last thing he said on his way home was, "One day I'm going to a bad place."
We're in third place.
We're in first place.
I see.
The next complaint is this.
Senior and junior, mysterious up and down relationship is annoying.
What's up with this up and down relationship?
Our senior joined us because he liked us.
Senior and junior, it's basically absolute.
When we first joined, we had the image of being strict with each other.
But most of the seniors wanted to be strict with us.
I see.
They wanted you to join.
And I had normal hair.
Didn't you say that?
I did say it.
I said, "You better be careful."
I said, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
But I managed to avoid it.
There's a photo from before we joined.
He's manly.
He's cool.
That's right.
He forgave me.
This is impossible.
It's LDH.
I'm not going to get scolded for this.
I know we're not going to get scolded for this.
But this guy came in a suit and a scarf.
He came in a suit and left the stage.
He didn't take off his scarf.
He didn't leave the stage.
I said, "You can't do that."
He said, "I'm sorry."
And he left the stage again for the second time.
He didn't take off his scarf.
He didn't take off his scarf, but it was a bit of a bother for me to take it off.
You should have taken it off.
I saw something on the internet.
A big shot from the food industry was punched by a big shot from the food industry at a press conference.
That's not true!
- Yeah, that's it. - What?
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's not weird. - What is it?
- What is it?
- It's Vice President's. - Yeah.
- Vice President's head. - What?
- What?
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's like a "bang" from underneath, like a dry sound like "bang"!
- It's dry. - Scary, scary.
- There's a vice president of a company.
- He got hit by an entertainer.
- An entertainer. - An entertainer.
- What should we do? - An entertainer.
- An entertainer gets hit.
- He's not used to entertainers.
- The reason he got hit is like an army.
- He was wearing a mask, Vice President. - Yes, yes.
- When we came in, there were commemorative photos. - Yes, yes.
- The employee said "Vice President, since it's a photo, let's take off the mask."
- He took it off like "bang" and there was a frisk here.
- I said "what are you doing?"
- What are you doing?
- He's not used to it!
- I can't sympathize with you. - You're not used to it.
- You're not used to it.
- He's not used to it. - He's not used to it.
- He was wearing a mask. - He was wearing a mask.
- I wanted to let him hear the sound.
- He said "bang" and there was a frisk here.
- He was bald.
- He's bald. - He's bald.
- I was doing a commercial for a turner and it was spinning all the time.
- I said "bang" and there was a frisk here.
- It's quiet.
- There are many stories about masters.
- There are many masters in Yoshimoto Yoshimoto.
- Mahiru, what do you think?
- Once, at the end of a stage performance,
- Prosecutor Tamura called me out and said
- "Your chest is too big for your performance."
- He called you out!
- So what did you do? - I did my best not to shake my chest and my back turned into a batten.
- As tight as you can. - Yes, as tight as I can.
- Now, Seiya is a teacher. - It's hard to be a teacher.
- As you know, Charlie Hamas is famous for being a teacher. - Today's photo!
- It's the worst! - It hasn't changed for about 40 years.
- In Kyoto's theaters, they say you can't leave anything in the same line as Charlie Hamas. - Yes.
- Even if it's shoes or a bag, you can't leave anything in the same line. - You can't leave anything.
- So if you buy shoes, you can't leave anything in the same line. - You can't leave anything in the same line.
- I heard that and I was cleaning up in front of Charlie Hamas.
- So Charlie Hamas came down to the dressing room in a hurry and said, "Hello!" and was cleaning up.
- But I was in front of Charlie Hamas and said, "Excuse me!" and left right away.
- So Charlie Hamas said, "Oh, thank you for leaving."
- "You can leave right away next time, too. Thank you, thank you." - "Get out of my way!"
- What's going on? - I'll say it one more time.
- "Thank you, thank you. Get out of my way faster next time." - "Get out of my way!"
- "Help me, I'm going to go to hell again." - "I thought I was going to die." - "Why do you hate it so much?"
- How is it when you go home? Do you talk to each other, Charlie-san? - I was at the theater's dressing room where I was greeted for the first time by Charlie Habasho.
- We got together and said hello. - "Good morning, I'm Kyle Tate, nice to meet you." - "Kamsahamnida," he said.
- "Do you have that kind of gag?" - "Yes, I do." - "If you have it, why don't you do it?" - "What should I do?" - "What are you doing?" - "I'm laughing."
- I was going to end it right away, but he said, "Are you two dating?" - "Are you two dating?" - "No, we're not." - "No, we're not." - "Look in the mirror."
- "It's annoying." - "It's annoying." - "It's annoying." - "I heard you have something you want to say to Iwakura-senpai's Seiya."
- "Um, Seiya-san, can I say this?" - "Yes, go ahead." - "Seiya-san, you've changed a lot since you became popular in Osaka." - "I'm not changing." - "That's bad."
- After this, Kaerutei Iwakura, who has known Seiya well since Osaka, will reveal Seiya's true nature.
- Even when I had something I wanted to say, I wasn't surprised. I just thought, "Of course."
From the Osaka period, she's been known as a frog lady who knows Seiya well.
We're going to expose Seiya's hidden side.
She changed a lot since she sold a little. She's changed since the Osaka period.
She hasn't changed.
When I first came to Seiya's house in Tokyo,
Seiya-san said, "Let's go to the supermarket."
We were looking at lunch boxes at the supermarket, and Seiya-san took three of them.
I bought one of my own.
I thought, "Seiya-san, you're buying this much for tomorrow, too."
When I got home, I opened all three of those lunch boxes, ate only my favorite side dishes, and left everything else.
Food loss.
I didn't do that in Osaka. I sold a little and changed.
You've changed.
I don't like that.
I really wanted to eat it.
But I didn't have it.
Actually, I wasn't that hungry.
I can't eat this much.
I didn't want to leave it, but I couldn't eat it.
No, no, Seiya has changed.
Do you eat this much in a lunch box, Matsuri-san?
Seiya has changed since remote.
What do you think about that?
Do you say that this year, too?
I was angry because I was supposed to be angry.
What's wrong with you?
Even when I had a Zoom call, I wasn't surprised and said, "Of course."
You're lying!
You're crazy!
You're lying! Hurry up and say it!
What are you talking about?
He often asks me for advice on love.
Give me an opinion from a woman's point of view.
I have someone I like right now,
but when we're done talking,
she wants me to buy her something expensive.
What do you think?
But Seiya-san has already decided.
What do you think?
It's not like that.
I just want to go out with you,
so I think it's okay for me to go out with you,
but in the end you're going out with me,
so I thought you wouldn't ask me from the beginning.
It's like you're wasting your time.
By the way, is there anything you'd like to say to your juniors?
Seiya has said it before, but Soshina is weird with her seniors.
The other day at Deluxe, she said to her juniors, "Don't even look at the seniors you don't like."
Don't even look at me.
Soshina said all of that.
Also, I'm a senior at the same college.
At that time, I was doing comedy with Kaz Razor and Owarai Circle.
- Wow! - Amazing!
- If I joined the same college, I wish I could join this Owarai Circle, but I'm just a swimmer and a kid who makes fun of others.
- I see! What do you think about it?
- I make fun of others. - You do!
- You're talking about yourself! - You're talking about yourself!
- That's it! - That's it!
- Let's see the Twitter comments!
- It's too difficult to say hello to seniors!
- I go to school after I practice once.
- "Nice to meet you, I'm Iwakura of the karaoke shop. I hope I can do it well."
- But in the end, when I open the school door, I get nervous and make mistakes in everything.
- I see!
- That's why Mr. Nakano was a social person.
- I thought I'd leave the first greeting to him. - I see!
- So I left it to him.
- When I told my seniors "Nice to meet you," "Let's go say hello," they said "It's okay, we've already done it."
- I said "No, we haven't done it."
- I said "We haven't done it together."
- We haven't done it together. - No, we haven't done it.
- But he said "It's okay, we've done it already. We've never done it twice."
- So I said "Oh, sorry," and it ended.
- But a few years later, when I got along with my seniors, they said "By the way, you were confused at the first greeting, weren't you?"
- He was lying!
- What's wrong with you?
- What?!
- Mr. Nakano is a scary senior.
Koi-senpai wasn't there when I was working as a social worker.
No, no, no!
That's not the problem!
No, no, no!
That's not the problem!
I didn't say that!
There are people who say that, you know!
He was in a big school and said "good morning" to everyone at the entrance.
If it was me, I'd say "high kick" about 5,000 times.
"High kick"?
First of all, it's not low kick.
"High kick" greeting...
By the way, I said "high kick" to you two there, but I have no idea what you two are talking about.
It's a little funny.
It's been a while since I've been nervous.
It's true.
How do you do your best? Is it hard to say hello at school?
At a large school, we say hello from the entrance to the whole school.
But some seniors don't approve of it.
Once, Mr. Oyama Hideo got really mad at me.
He was really mad at me.
Mr. Oyama is strict.
That's why we say hello to each other.
Once, when I went out to play, my wife was wearing socks with five fingers open.
When my husband's seniors came, they asked me if I would wear socks with five fingers open.
They asked me if I would wear socks with five fingers open.
How do you do your best?
I say hello at school, but I'm nervous when I introduce myself for the first time.
I thought I had a bad reputation.
I was able to say hello to my seniors for the first time about a year ago.
No matter who my seniors are, they say, "I respect you the most."
For example, when I first met Mr. Imada, I said, "Nice to meet you, Mr. Imada. I'm Seiya."
I really respect you the most, Mr. Imada.
The next day, I had my first performance with Mr. Okamura.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Okamura. I'm Seiya.
I really respect you the most, Mr. Okamura.
By the way, I'll give you 100 steps.
I thought you were a liar,
but when I first met Hong Kong,
I started laughing at Hong Kong!
Liar! You're a liar!
He's a liar! You're a liar!
You're a liar! You're a liar!
He's a liar! You're a liar!
You're a liar! You're a liar!
I really don't think you exist.
You're a liar!
Here's the next problem!
Don't treat the 7th generation like a loose generation!
Now, Seiya.
If you say anything, you'll be called the 7th generation.
That's what Seiya said.
That's right, but I'm just a normal gay.
I don't like it, but it's slippery.
It would be nice if you said it was slippery,
but sometimes it's weird.
This is the new end of the 7th generation.
Come on, let's go!
No, no, no!
You're too naive!
No, it's new that it doesn't feel like it's slippery.
It's just slippery!
We're all going to rot!
Isn't it because you're not fit?
We're all going to rot,
and old comedians are going to admire us,
so we're going to have a lot of commercials about the 7th generation.
What I was doing in those commercials
was to say 'new generation' and look away and say 'eh?'
What's new generation?
Look!
It's Showa!
It comes right away.
Right, Zenzen-senpai?
Who did you admire so much that you wanted to be an entertainer?
Well, I'm from Hong Kong.
Is Soshino the only one who is bad?
Isn't it rare?
Only Hong Kong is seriously angry.
Hong Kong is funny, but...
It's funny to see Hong Kong.
This guy is talking about bad things.
No, Hong Kong is funny.
You're not teasing me, are you?
What do you think of Soshino?
So, the seventh generation...
It's like a confrontation structure with the people of the upper generation.
Everyone is looking forward to it.
It feels like that, but...
After this, Soshino confronts Matsumoto.
He talks about the truth of that news.
The reason why the seventh generation of comedy graduated Matsumoto Hitoshi.
What do you think of Soshino?
So, the seventh generation...
It's like a confrontation structure with the people of the upper generation.
Everyone is looking forward to it.
It feels like that, but...
His feelings are...
He is the senior.
I don't think he can win in terms of comedy.
I want to cooperate with him.
But it's often said in the net news.
The seventh generation confronted the seniors of the same high school.
And the reason why the seventh generation of comedy graduated Matsumoto Hitoshi.
It's like that.
Our photos are used.
It's like we said it.
We haven't received such an interview, but we graduated from Matsumoto.
And we were laughing and I thought, "Wow, I don't like it."
When I was looking at Twitter, Matsumoto tweeted that tweet.
"Hmm...
...kuh."
(laughter)
I think we have it!
No, no, no, no, no!
"Hmm...
...Matsumoto."
It's a very rich yellow smiley eye.
This is bad!
(laughter)
I said that to that reporter!
Really?
But this time it's like that. It's like I'm angry at Shimo Hori.
Yua, what do you think of this?
To be honest, I'm a little tired of my seniors.
Again?
Burn! After all, it's the 7th one!
Again?
Who is that?
Bring one of them!
Who is that?
It's not selling even though it's my fault.
It's like the generation after generation.
Burn! After all, it's the 7th one!
Then we will sell in the 8th one!
Who is that?
It's a personal problem.
When you were little, you couldn't see my face from here all the time.
Next complaint is this!
My partner is too stupid!
Anri.
First of all, Mr. Tanabe.
"Mah-ne" was nominated for popular language this time as well.
I think it's really amazing, but "mah-ne" hasn't been used well.
In our manzai, "mah-ne" and "hai, deta!" are always included in every manzai.
So it's easy to see the difference in tension.
Mr. Tanabe, you might have been weak today, so you didn't receive much.
Could you think about it for a moment?
Then I said "mah-ne" as usual.
But in reality, I didn't receive it.
I didn't receive it, so I said "mah-ne" as usual.
The next day, I said "hai, deta!" and I think I was told I was weak yesterday,
so I put too much effort into it and knocked down the center mic.
Mr. Tanabe, you're too strong today.
Then I said "mah-ne" as usual.
No way!
I didn't knock down the center mic every time!
I don't know how to use it.
I want you to do it with stability.
Mah-ne
It's totally different!
"Mah-ne", you're a pervert!
But there aren't many comedians in Hong Kong who admire you, right?
Mah-ne
"Mah-ne", you're a pervert!
You're going to be kicked out of school.
You're mean when you're doing a manzai play, but you're also mean when you're doing "hiraba".
Even now, you can't say "mah-ne" with "moh-koh".
Let me correct this!
Not yet, not yet.
"Mataron"! This is "pla-mai-zero".
Tanabe-san, I'm begging you!
What do you mean by "erio-tana-shi"?!
Tanabe-san!
For me, "macaron" is the opposite of "ungoh".
That's why I said "mah-ne" with "ungoh".
"Mah-ne", you're a pervert!
If you slip, I'll be blamed for everything!
Oh, thank you!
"Mah-ne" is deep, isn't it?
It's not deep!
"Mah-ne" won't work!
If it doesn't work, I want you to hit me!
Even if you want me to do it, it's too heavy!
What happens if you do your best? Do you pay attention to your partners?
I'm often called "kuso-ga", but recently I've been called "an-ri" or "fukuda-san"
I don't like being called "kuso-ga" anymore.
Why?
Because I admire "an-ri" so much.
Even though I'm called "kuso-ga", people say "shut up!" or "you're wrong!"
So when I was called "kuso-ga", I told my family that I don't want them to think I'm a "kuso-ga" woman.
What happened?
I want to make people laugh with words like "an- ri" or "fukuda-san".
Until now, I've been called "kuso-ga".
I've been called "kuso-ga" until now.
I want to make people laugh with words like "kuso- ga".
"kuso-ga"!
"kuso-ga", bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Don't suddenly invade me!
What happened?
Since I don't say things like "kuso-ga" often, she said "kuso-ga" instead of me.
I'll kill you!
She said "kuso-ga" instead of me.
I'll kill you!
When I appeared on Otake-no-koto's radio show, Otake- san made fun of me and I said "koro-su-ga" instead of Otake-san.
She was surprised and said "shin!"
I thought the listener was really killed.
It was like that in the booth.
Especially the radio is scary. Those words are quite scary now.
I'll do my best not to get caught.
I brought some interesting photos of Yocchan.
All of Yocchan's photos are interesting.
Recently, Hamada-san has been going to Anri.
I went to Anri too.
I brought some photos of Yocchan.
Here it is.
What is this?
This is an American visa.
This is a murder weapon.
Scary!
What is this angle?
Why?
I was caught in a sudden moment.
When I put this out at the tax office, they said "you must have put meat or vegetables in your bag" and they stopped me right away.
This is a strange angle.
This is the angle of when a terrorist came.
This is the face of a terrorist.
This is interesting.
I was caught.
I'm glad.
Excuse me, Downtown-san.
Today, for you two, I brought some photos of Yocchan and Anri.
That's good.
Two big meals.
Let's take a look at Anri's photos!
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Excuse me, Mr. Downtown.
Today, for you two, we brought Anri's worth of photos!
Can we have two big meals?
We've prepared a lot, so please go ahead.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is this? What is this?
At the mother's farm, there was a little pig race.
I said it honestly at the time.
Basically, it's for children, but there weren't many children at the time.
So, Anri said she wanted to do it and joined as a teacher.
It doesn't matter which one it is!
Why do I have to do it for a little pig?
It's embarrassing!
I didn't understand it for a moment because I wanted information, but that's something!
It doesn't matter which one it is!
There's more?
There is!
This is...
When was this taken?
This was taken 3 or 4 years ago.
What is she eating?
Is she eating something or throwing up?
She's throwing up!
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- She's cute, isn't she? - She's cute.
- She looks happy.
- She looks like she's eating curry. - She looks like she's eating curry.
- She's good, isn't she? - Yes.
- Good, good. - Yes.
- Let's have another photo battle. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Please do it again. - Yes.
- Next person! - Yes.
- Now, let's go home. Nakano! - Yes.
- Ms. Iwakura, you're too late. Please fix your habit of being late. - Yes.
- It's a little bad, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I came to Tokyo from Osaka in April of this year. - Yes.
- There are more trains and buses. - Yes.
- I feel like I'm going to lose more time. - I see.
- I feel like I'm going to lose my job. - I see.
- How late are you usually? - The longest I wait is 10 hours.
- What? - What?
- If you're 10 hours late, I'll go home in the middle of it. - Yes.
- I'll prepare it now, so let me do it in 15 minutes. - In 15 minutes?
- I'm sorry, I'm going to take a bath, so let me do it in an hour.
- I'm a little hungry, so let me do it in an hour. - Wow.
- I'm late for 10 hours for all the reasons. - But you can't stay still all the time.
- I can't move all the time. - Wow, that's...
- What do you mean? - Huh?
- Why do you look like that? - Why do you look like that?
- I'm not arguing with you. - What's wrong?
- It's a strange feeling. - It's not like I overslept or anything.
- I really have to go...
I couldn't fix it.
I'm trying my best to fix it, but...
- You're not mad, are you? - The thing that annoys me the most is...
It annoys me when you talk like you're late.
No, no, you're in a group, so you should be careful.
- I think it's your fault for being late. - I know it's my fault, but...
He never gets mad at me. Even if I'm ten hours late, he doesn't get mad at me.
- He doesn't get mad at you? - I want you to get mad at me.
So I said, "Get mad at me."
No, you should be mad at me. You're causing trouble for everyone.
- You're right. - That's what I said.
No, you should be mad at me. You're causing trouble for everyone.
- Which one is right? - I'm scared.
What is he talking about?
Welcome to the new marriage.
I got the hang of it.
"Welcome to the new marriage." That's an interesting line.
- That's it! - You should've said that earlier.
- You should've said that earlier.
I'm scared.
- There's no such thing as being late for class, is there? - No, there isn't.
Even when I was the boss, I was always late for class.
I was never late for class.
Even when I became a lagooner, my boss told me that
if you're late once, you won't get a job for ten years.
- So I've never been late. - I see.
- And you weren't late for class? - I wasn't.
- You decided that, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- You were the class president. - Yes, I was.
- If you were late for class, how did you warn people? - I'd hit them with my right straight.
- So you used iron fists? - Yes, I used iron fists.
- To make people understand you, right? - Yes.
- "If you're late, this is what happens." - Yes.
But lagooners don't use violence anymore.
- Why is it written like that? - "Chase is discipline, escape is bravery."
Fight is courage, fight is guts.
And it says "I'm sorry I was born."
- It's cute. - It's cute.
- What's troubling you about being an eastern person? - Well...
- This guy... - This guy is really...
- It can't be helped. - He's really popular.
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- He's got a lot of narcissism. - Narcissism...
- He likes playing with his hair. - Oh!
- He's been playing with his hair while watching a mirror. - Yes.
- Once, at the Osaka ABC Comedy Grand Prix... - Yes.
- It was the biggest show race in Kansai. - Yes.
- When we were left in the final round... - Oh!
- We were doing a skit. - Yes.
- It was a skit about this guy being tied up as a hostage. - Yes.
- In the middle of it... - Yes.
- This guy touched his hair. - Wow!
- Wow!
- What I'm saying is... - Unconsciously...
- Because the audience is tied up... - Yes.
- It's like, "What kind of skit is this?" - That's a good one.
- They think it's a skit. - Yes, that's right.
- But he just wanted to touch his hair, so he did it. - Wow!
- That's...
- Unconsciously. - Yes.
- Unconsciously, and when he suddenly moved... - Yes.
- He went all the way here. - Yes.
- "Oh, this can't be helped. I can't help it." - No, no, no.
- He's in the middle of a skit. - No, no, no.
- At the time in Osaka... - Yes.
- Kawara Chosuke, who was a heavyweight writer... - Yes.
- He went all the way here... - Yes.
- "Zero points!" And then he went home. - Yes.
- Wow! - That's a good one!
- Unconsciously! - Unconsciously!
- "Zero points!" - "Zero points!"
- Stop it! - He made Sora cry.
- I don't like it. - Next!
- "Be nice." - Yes.
- "Seiya is too lame." - Isn't it like that?
- I want you to pay attention to fashion, too. - What's wrong with Seiya?
- He's fine. - Yes.
- Now, this stylist is taking care of my costume. - Yes.
- I'm worried about my clothes. - Yes, he says it often.
It's like I'm wearing children's clothes.
I was wearing a sweatshirt with Tom and Jerry's faces printed on it.
- Yes. - Everyone said I was lame.
- "You're lame, so take it off!" - Yes.
- I took it off and it was a short-sleeved innerwear. - Yes.
But it was Tom and Jerry in opposite positions.
- "Zero points!" - "Zero points!"
Zero points!
Wait just a minute! Tom, Tom, Genji!
Listen, it's not at all Method work was bad for everyone.
- Yeah I wish I was at least good at Math. - Nah.
On the contrary, he "overdo" with the past tense.
- Got it - Recently,
starting getting old about...
smoking cigarettes.
- Maybe I'm still young? - The proportions of the cigarette
- I'm 27 years old and - And I haven't smoked it either.
Eventually I went off of smoking.
- Even though you haven't smoked before? - Well, that's right.
Almost none.
I said "I'm drunk, I'm drunk."
And then,
I don't know if it's when I'm drinking,
but before work,
behind my desk,
I'm drunk, I'm drunk.
Like an old rich businessman.
Is that you, sir?
Good evening, sir.
Two managers were with me at the scene.
No one was like, "Huh?"
I had to come up with a joke.
And I thought, "Huh?"
And they started doing it, too.
The three of them were drinking.
I have a video of it.
Can we see it?
I'm so mad.
Even though you're young, you're still drinking?!
You're drunk.
Let's see you get drunk!
I'm so mad!
The truth is,
he's drinking hamaki.
This is what he looks like when he's drunk.
You guys are so cheeky!
No, I'm not.
Before the show...
He's quite cheeky, isn't he?
Yes, he is. He's our manager.
I know the cheekiest manager out of all of you.
You guys are so cheeky!
He's our manager, isn't he?
I know him the best.
You guys are so cheeky!
You know nothing about us!
I was like, "Where did the manager go? I need to talk to him!"
Then, he opened his mouth and said, "Oh, sorry!"
You can't quit smoking, can you?
Well, I've always wanted to quit.
Actually, I've been smoking paper cigarettes for about a week now.
You smoke them every day, don't you?
Yes, I do.
But I felt like I had polype in my throat and I quit.
It didn't work for me.
I see.
Then, I finally started smoking firewood.
It's been about three weeks since I started smoking firewood.
Seriously, my throat hurts like hell right now.
Stop it!
It hurts like hell.
Stop it!
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Give it to me.
Thank you.
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