AISubs v3.4
Entertainers who can't get out of the circle, 24 people!
If you can't get out of the circle, it's not a circle, it's an island.
That's right.
Let's look at each time zone.
First, from morning to evening.
Here you go.
What's this?
Baba?
Baba toilet?
I love this place so much it's a dream come true.
I feel like I'm about to get kicked out of here.
This is the best.
It's true.
And Sabe is doing his best.
At this timing...
It's nice, isn't it?
I'm out of the bath.
I'm going to change my clothes.
By the way, my suitcase is black.
My shoes are black, too.
As you can see, my items are black, too.
So, I'm going to change my clothes.
Excuse me.
Can I choose my clothes?
Today's clothes are...
This one.
Or...
This one.
Or...
This one.
Or...
This one.
I don't know if I'm smart or stupid.
I'm surprised.
Is it true?
I don't know.
What is this?
That's right.
You're still doing it?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I used to have a cute face when I was young, but now I have a personality.
The cutest boys are Anako and Okabe.
There are a lot of them these days.
Okabe has a cute face, too, when you look closely.
Who is this?
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Good morning.
Good morning, Taku.
Good morning, Yoji.
Good morning, TV.
Thank you for letting me participate in the race.
Akemi-san is here.
Yes, yes.
Avocado was cheap today, so I'd like to make an avocado toast.
Thank you for the meal.
It's delicious.
This is a dish for rice.
This is a dish for business.
This is a curry that I like.
This is a curry that I remember.
This is a curry that I like.
This is a curry that I eat with chives.
When I was at this time, I wanted to eat this.
This is what I thought was similar to the first Serbian, but when I realized it, it was you who came from all over the country.
It's amazing.
It's similar, isn't it?
I don't like to be asked that.
Anyway, isn't there more work than Serbian now? It's really amazing.
Because...
What?
I don't like to be asked that.
It's you who came from all over the country, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm here.
I'm here to get it.
[Solving the puzzles]
[Gotta go to the bathroom]
What are you doing?
What is it?
[Gotta go to the bathroom]
I'm so excited.
You're right.
[Gotta go to the bathroom]
I can't stay still.
[Gotta go to the bathroom]
- Go to the bathroom. - Great.
Suddenly...
- What's up? - Suddenly...
"The Non-fiction" is also a good one.
It's good.
I feel like I'm in a fairy tale.
This is what I'm talking about.
It's cheap.
It's about 100 yen.
It's a little expensive.
It's cheap for 100 yen.
It's amazing.
It's cheap.
It's really cheap.
It's cheap.
Is it cheap?
It's cheap.
It's small.
It's good.
It's 385 yen.
It costs a lot of money.
It's about 420 yen.
I'll buy cigarettes.
It's cheap for 100 yen.
It's cheap.
I'm going to buy this.
It's good.
It's about 300 yen.
It's about 380 yen.
It's about 550 yen.
Can you give me a little more?
I'd like you to make it about 100 yen cheaper.
I'd like you to make up for it with this and give me 500 yen in total.
Do you have a bag?
No, I don't need it.
I don't need it.
Thank you very much.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
I think there are many people who do it as it is, but it's not very good to do it.
But what if you celebrate it?
Are you told to do it in the dressing room all the time?
I'm doing it in a strange way, and I don't have a body, so I can only judge myself in people's opinions.
You want to do it, don't you?
No, there is something you want to be praised for.
Everyone wants to be praised.
So there is something like a bad opinion.
But you don't want to see it, so you don't want to do it.
I recognize it somehow, so I can skip it.
Oh, he's a bad guy.
So I'm trying to avoid it.
Do you know what an icon is?
It's about extracting only good opinions.
Recently, I want to celebrate it more than survey.
After all, it's a celebration.
Comparison of mysteries?
No, we're all fighting in the same direction.
Comparison of mysteries?
It's not like we're being compared.
But people say it in the dressing room.
But what they say is not his fault or anything.
Even if someone I don't know hits me, I won't say anything.
But you're a fan of him, right?
Sometimes people say "how about you, Iwai-san?"
For me, Iwai-san is more interesting than a survey.
But I'm the icon Iwai-san chose!
You're finally here.
I'm the one Iwai-san chose!
Do you sign in English?
I've been doing it every day for about 10 years.
I open the first app on Twitter.
What I found out recently is that depending on the program, the nature of viewers is different.
I see, it's different from NHK's programs.
Yes, after NHK's programs with Goro Inagaki as MC, there are words of praise and kind words.
For example, after NOW, Wednesday and DOWNTOWN's programs,
there are words of praise and kind words.
The reason for praise and kind words is that there are no teeth.
How weak are you?
I don't have any teeth.
I love my dad.
You are still young.
I am 33 years old.
You are younger than me.
Let's talk about ego search.
Do you do it?
Yes, I do.
I go to people who give me negative opinions.
I am curious about what kind of life they are living.
That person.
Yes, that person.
I am curious about what kind of life they are living.
I chase that person for a day.
On the contrary.
I am not afraid of it.
What kind of comments do you get?
For example,
You are already married.
Don't come out.
That's harsh.
Do you just look at it?
Yes, I just look at it.
Sometimes, I feel like, "Oh, this is what will happen."
I see.
Do you care about what people think of you?
Even if I go shopping with my friends,
I can't buy anything.
For example,
What if people think my shopping sense is bad?
That's harsh.
She chose it with pride.
That's harsh.
Do you care about what people think of you?
For example, "I can't buy it because it's expensive."
I don't want people to think it's bad.
I see.
Even if you have a lot of money, you don't need it, do you?
That's why I don't go shopping.
That's why you don't go shopping.
She got a little bit of money.
What about you, Ukai?
I also care about what people think of me.
Actually, I don't care about what people think of me.
I don't care about what people think of me.
The media is honest.
Whether it's about me or not,
it's about me.
It's about me.
I care about it.
I look it up on my own.
I see.
To be honest, I don't think so.
I don't think so, either.
But I think the show is made up of my family background like a prince.
I see. I see.
But if someone misunderstands me,
You are a prince, but you are ugly.
You are not handsome at all.
It is said clearly.
Yes, it is.
So I go up without my knowledge and I am lowered without my knowledge.
I see. I see.
How about you, Katamari? Do you watch it?
Katamari.
I only watch it when I have a solo concert and when I perform "King of Conte" or "Showcase".
When I performed "King of Conte" the other day, I dressed up as a woman for the second time.
Was it cute?
Yes, it was cute.
Katamari dressed up as a woman beautifully.
I didn't notice it during the live broadcast,
but when I came back home, everyone was waiting for me during the live broadcast.
They were waiting for my make-up.
I see.
They were waiting for my make-up.
I see.
Yes.
After the show was over, Hamada-san slapped me and said, "Weren't you waiting for the final?"
Yes, yes.
What?
I didn't know the story.
You didn't know the story.
Yes.
"King of Conte", right?
Yes.
"King of Conte".
It's not a dark place.
Many seniors said that Hamada-san's slaps make a good sound, but it doesn't hurt at all.
It's a great skill.
It hurts a lot.
It hurts a lot, doesn't it?
It hurts a lot.
I feel sorry for my father.
Do you do down-dance?
Like an ego-searching.
I do it sometimes.
What?
No, no, no.
I'm not going to be praised for 100 times, but I'm really number one.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, there is.
What?
But there are people who don't do it. You don't do it either, do you?
I don't do it either. I'm the same.
Even if it's just one criticism, it'll do a lot of damage.
I see.
Before Twitter's ego-searching became popular, there was a live survey for comedy causes.
But even in the survey, nothing good was written about it.
I see.
Like "stinky".
"Stinky"?
Even the audience said it.
"Stinky"?
I don't like that.
You don't even praise yourself?
I don't do it.
There are people who do it for research.
They think it's a lie and think they're narcissists.
You don't praise yourself.
You go and find out what's wrong with you.
It's not like you're saying it to yourself.
It's not like you're saying it directly to your account.
But there are people who respond.
They respond.
Even that.
Even if you're just looking at them on the TV screen and muttering,
it looks like they're coming out of the screen.
It makes you feel bad.
I used to do it in the past.
Fighting?
That's what I used to do.
After I came out on "down dancer",
I used to write things like "woman embraced by Matsumoto" and "hamada's lover".
I haven't been embraced yet!
From the screen?
But I think "hamada" has already been embraced.
Really?
Can't you do it right away?
When a drama or a movie is released, I do it with the feeling of "what kind of impressions will you have?"
Everyone has a great sense of humor, so it's funny.
There was a time when I did a play expressing a puppeteer doll like this.
What are you doing?
I did that kind of play with that video.
Didn't I tell you not to do it?
We can't talk without this puppet!
Because it's a puppet-like movement!
I wanted you all to see it, so I did it.
When I did a play like this, there was a tweet "is your head okay?" along with the video.
I laughed a lot.
You laughed?
But when you saw it earlier, I thought you were going to do it again.
Is your head okay?
Yes, is your head okay?
I saw it objectively and thought it was a little scary.
What is that doll?
I bought that doll in a temple.
It has a name on it!
I named it "futobuki fukutaro".
Recently, I bought it for Fuku-chan.
Do you remember everything?
You said you needed a TV.
I thought the TV and the recorder were really black.
I thought it looked like Yohji Yamamoto and Komude Gyalson's "Kahakubo Rei-san" when they were shocked by the blackness.
If it continues like that, I'm done with it.
That's weird.
Let me take some of your time.
If it continues like that, I'm done with it.
You can't stop doing it.
You brush your teeth and do everything at the same time.
I have to do everything at the same time.
When I'm at home, I brush my teeth and go to the bathroom with a hairbrush in the morning and do everything like this.
When I'm done with it, I read a book and brush my teeth.
When I'm done with it in 5 or 10 minutes, I'm done with it.
Can you stay still?
I can stay still.
When I was in elementary school, I was screaming like this during class.
I don't know if you said it or not, but it was written on the back of your phone.
The teacher is objectively saying it.
She's saying it.
In fact, it's quiet and quiet at all, but maybe it's because of other people's anger.
In Osaka dialect, it's because of other people's anger.
For example, people walking in front of you will definitely pass you.
When you turn a corner, you turn too early and you will hit your shoulder.
I want to solve it at the same time with that kind of thing.
I don't like people brushing their teeth.
I'm surprised when I see people brushing their teeth.
I don't know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I'm not a fool.
Why is that?
I have an image of my gums being shaved.
Do you like it yourself?
I don't like it myself.
When my daughter, Armie, is talking, I get angry in the middle of it.
You should have brought a night scoop!
Can you do it yourself?
You should fix it!
You can do anything like a night scoop.
I do a lot of things.
I watch anime on TV and play games on my phone while listening to the radio.
That's impossible!
You're like a short talker.
I can understand everything when I'm in good shape.
When I'm not in good shape, I don't listen to anime and radio and it's game over.
You're in bad shape.
You can't do anything until you're in good shape.
Isn't it scary when you say it?
What do you mean?
I've said a lot of things that I didn't have to say.
But I always get caught up in it.
I get caught up in it like when you flip an omelet.
Like when you flip an omelet.
I can't forget it.
I can't digest the anger of that time.
It's scary.
He said that he got caught in a puddle of water.
It's scary.
I didn't say anything wrong, did I?
For now, it's okay.
You said it in a scary way.
Ukon can't escape from curry.
It can't escape.
Is retort okay?
Retort is okay. After school, we cook rice and eat retort.
When we say we like curry, many people eat it.
It's from various regions.
At that time, we were in Nagoya.
In Nagoya park.
Isn't it too much rice?
Isn't it better to divide it into two?
That's right.
I want to eat it non-stop.
I don't like to eat rice again and again.
In the middle.
I want to eat it all at once.
And then you eat another one.
Yes, I eat another one.
It's a curry that goes well with rice.
I eat it non-stop.
What about retort?
Retort is okay.
But when I eat retort, I always order rice separately.
Rice is a must.
When you eat retort?
When I eat retort.
And then you wear clothes.
You wear clothes.
Curry is like that, but it's shortened in time.
You can eat curry at once.
If you wear black, you can choose black at once.
I'm not confident in matching colors.
I don't like spending a day without confidence.
If you wear black, there is no doubt.
I want to enjoy various variations.
But I wear black.
He also wears black.
If you have everything, you don't have to worry about it.
But even if it's all black, I want some color.
I only wear colorful clothes.
Is this it?
This is one of them.
It's like an eco-bag.
How did you fold it?
This is one of my clothes.
There are various color variations like this.
I have to wear one.
If you dye your nostrils black like this, I think your reproductive function will be weakened.
I like red.
But black and red are a little harsh.
I think your parents were wearing it for a long time.
That's not true.
Do you bring it to the rink?
Do you always go to such a cheap place and buy goggles?
I have a wife and children, but I have a debt of about 7 million yen.
It's quite heavy.
I can't afford luxury in the first place.
My monthly allowance is 30,000 yen including transportation expenses.
I can't live in such a place.
This is a very famous clothing store.
It's very wide in Itabashi Ward.
It's very cheap.
When I was 33 years old, my mother gave me a birthday present here.
It was a pair of pants for 190 yen and a T-shirt for 100 yen.
She gave me a present for my birthday.
Do you really use this place?
What did you do with that money?
I gambled and went bankrupt.
That's the worst.
Do you still have 7 million yen left?
Yes, I do.
Do you live with your wife and children now?
My wife and children can't live with me because they don't have money now.
So I live with my wife's family in Hokkaido.
I see.
What do you think about that?
It's really terrible.
All the talent in Yoshimoto is registered and have a computer.
Mother...
Mother computer?
In Yoshimoto?
If an employee puts in something like a passcode...
Matsumoto-san and Hama-san are also included in the computer.
Next to Suzuki Mogura of Kukikaidan, it says "watch out for rice marks".
I think it's because a debt collector called Yoshimoto and told him that Yoshimoto is a cautious person.
So it's like "watch out, blacklist".
So I asked the employee who showed me the passcode, "Can you delete the "watch out" part?"
He said "this is my authority, what can you do about it?"
There's only limited number of people.
You can only hack and delete.
[Counting money]
Peperoncino, wrapped tomato, and salmon roe.
Peperoncino is a really good word!
He even prepared sweet words!
Peperoncino is very good!
Eh? Eh? The ideal! I'm scared!
Eh?
You're scared of fast food, right?
No, no, I'm not scared of it.
- I'm scared of fast food. - I'm scared of fast food!
- Why? - Why?
- It's delicious, right?
- No, it's fast! Fast! Fast! - It's delicious, right?
What are you doing?
You don't need to do that.
Eat it cleanly.
You don't have to do that.
You don't have to eat it cleanly, do you?
It's "oh".
The skin is "oh".
It's red.
It's broken.
It's well-made.
Oh
Excuse me.
Do you eat it here?
Oh
He wants to do something again.
What are you doing?
Anyway, get out of that red one!
Get out of it!
He did his best!
It's a good meal.
I'm happy.
Today, I made it myself.
White meat was cheap.
Did you make it yourself?
Yes, I made it myself.
It looks delicious.
What song is this?
The song you enjoy.
When you rest,
- How many degrees? - It's 40 degrees today.
- What's wrong with you? - I'm half tired and half excited in about 10 minutes.
- 10 minutes? - That's scary.
- Does it look like you? - I'm really excited.
- I'm really excited.
- What's wrong with you? - I'm really excited.
- Why are you practicing? - To close the pores and make it warm.
- We'll close the shutter completely like this and block the light from the outside.
- And we'll turn on the healing music.
- Everyone loves music. - It's loud.
- You can't dive in. - I fell.
- I like diving. - It's cheap.
You look like a screen human.
You look like you are in danger.
You look like a screen human.
You are good at this.
You look like a boy.
You look cute.
You look sad.
You are cute.
You look like you are in danger.
Yuki-chan!
What is that?
I like cooking.
So I was making skin.
Making dumplings.
You made dumplings and ate a lunch box, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But you didn't do it on purpose, did you?
No, I didn't.
And I made it myself, so I could imagine the taste.
It's boring, isn't it?
So you eat it as dumplings later, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I make a lot of stock too, so it's full in the fridge.
I see.
And it's like a therapy.
I feel like I'm working.
It heals me.
But you eat it as a lunch box, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You should eat what you made.
Yes, you're right.
I want to eat what I was given, don't I?
That's why I eat it as a lunch box.
If you make dumplings, they become dumplings' mouths, don't they?
Of course, they do.
Normally, they do.
You're not making it because you want to eat it, are you?
No, I'm making it because I want to make it.
Oh, he's back.
He's back.
He's cooking.
It's like he's thinking about a different man and being embraced.
Yes, it's like that.
Yes, it is.
Is it?
It's complicated.
You're laughing a lot.
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
Is there anything that makes you feel down?
Like cooking.
It was a crisis now, but...
When I was working at an izakaya, I wore a lemon for the rest of my life.
It was very comfortable.
Then I realized that it's good for you.
Good for me?
All of a sudden?
Yes, it's good for you.
I realized that it makes you feel at ease.
At home, I make a side dish like that.
It's called "side dish", but...
It's like a side dish.
I keep cutting green onions or yakumi.
It's very refreshing and delicious.
It looks delicious.
You also choose fantastic music, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I choose music like that every day.
What kind of puppet do you use?
Puppet?
Stop it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Curry and everything is the same.
No, it's not.
Don't make it the same.
So, it was curry for lunch and curry again for dinner.
One day, I went to a nice restaurant near a theater.
And I found out that curry was served for dinner.
I thought that curry would be the best final dish of "Senshu-ryaku".
But curry is curry.
I don't know the meaning of people who keep eating the same food.
Even if you say curry...
I haven't said anything yet.
My brain...
It's getting bigger and bigger.
I'm sorry.
He's getting into it.
Even if it's different types...
Curry doesn't have the same taste.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's not like that, but...
When you say it roughly...
It's curry.
Curry and curry smell are the same.
I know what you mean.
But there is a difference in it.
Even if it's different...
You eat the same thing every day...
Why don't you say you like it?
He's getting into it.
It's a little too much, right?
No, no, no. If you do any more of this...
It's a talk variety show!
Let me fight for a while!
If you do any more of this, you're going to be punished like a salt demon!
You're going to be beaten up!
Do you only eat ramen once in a while?
Yes, I only eat it once in a while.
But there are times when it's really bad.
For example, when we go to a party,
even if we all eat the same thing,
I don't want to eat it, so I order something for myself.
Oh, you soy sauce it.
I see.
And I don't eat this anymore,
and I say I want to eat ramen later,
and I leave everything behind.
You soy sauce it.
It can't be helped.
Isn't it a particular way of eating?
You really value your own food,
and you only eat what you want to eat,
so you don't want to eat the same thing as everyone else.
That's what I think.
But even though I really want to eat sashimi,
there's only a little bit of sashimi on the course,
and there's fried food,
and sashimi,
and then there's salad.
There's a weird shop like that?
Is there such a shop?
That's what it is.
I'll eat this later,
and I'll order sashimi separately.
I'll pay for it myself!
Is there such a shop?
Isn't it like that?
You don't want to be denied curry that much, do you?
I really don't know what you're talking about.
Curry is the same everywhere!
Don't put it together!
It's different!
I don't know, but don't look at me like that!
You're also the type of person who has an ice pick!
Wow, you had a weird way of eating!
At first, I also ate salad,
and then I ate side dishes,
and then I ate main dishes, and so on.
Is there such a shop over there?
If you live alone,
you don't have to look at anyone, do you?
There's no order, so you can do whatever you like!
There's no order!
If you live alone, you don't have any order, do you?
No, but...
It's not sweet or salty.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Well, well, well...
It's a set shop.
The pepperoni was in my mouth!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
But curry is...
you know...
It's like a side dish.
Then eat curry!
Mongram! Mongram!
There's no Mongram in Makimono!
No, you can eat it at all!
How do you feel when you switch from chopsticks to spoons?
No, it's surprisingly okay!
It's like you're not interested in food,
but you're eating information!
It's like that!
What does it taste like?
I don't know! I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's not Matsuo-san from earlier,
but he also cooks, surprisingly!
Really?
He really makes paella at home!
Really?
He made it, but...
What is he doing it for in the end?
Am I going to eat it in the end?
It's like...
I don't know! It's like a mysterious curiosity!
And Fahriya, in that sink...
That's terrible!
You know, cooking a meal for yourself...
Living alone...
It doesn't make any sense, you know?
Do you want me to cook you a cider meal?
That's why...
That's why you freeze food, right?
No, no, no...
You know, you can use a snack pan.
All the time.
You know, you can fill your stomach with food.
You can use the same snack pan.
All you have to do is burn calories.
Oh, you're not really interested in food.
That's amazing!
You know, you can cook a meal for yourself...
You can hold a proper plate...
You can prepare a chopstick...
It doesn't make any sense, you know?
It doesn't make any sense for anyone.
I don't think you can eat a caspandei like that.
That's true.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
You know, you can drink alcohol like that.
It was scary, wasn't it?
Was it scary?
I bought a candle made of rock salt...
That's why it turned out like this.
I put a rock salt candle on the table...
I felt like I couldn't fight against it.
Did it start from there?
It started from there.
I thought I had to bring it here.
I collected some holy things in my house...
And I made a altar.
I thought I'd dedicate my dinner to myself.
But it looks like you're having fun.
No, it's fun.
People like Iwai and people who aren't interested in food...
They want me to have fun.
It's like playing gokko.
I see.
We can do it together.
If you say "pepperoncino" at the altar...
What will people think of you?
Of course.
So you can't sleep if you don't do all of that?
I can't sleep.
If you don't have that routine.
That's right.
I take a bath and wash my face...
Then I play healing music and stretch.
I have to do that.
I don't want to turn on the light outside.
I want it to be bright even if I open and close my eyes.
I have a shutter in my house now.
I just need to close it.
When I lived in a house before...
I didn't have that.
I used cardboard.
To block it?
To block it.
There are other weird things about me.
I mix a lot of things up.
I listen to anything my mom says.
Even now?
Even now.
I always say I want to get a driver's license.
I won a prize once in a concert.
I won a lot of money.
I went to get it.
I was excited.
But the next day, my mom said...
You're in danger. You can't get a license.
I'm quitting.
That's amazing.
Even though you don't have a good sound.
That's right.
I've grown up like that.
What's wrong with you?
You have a weird face.
What's wrong?
It's okay.
You're only scared today.
You're not scared.
You don't think I'm a weirdo.
I don't think you're a weirdo at all.
Your mom is watching you up close.
She knows you well.
You should listen to her opinion.
But you said you wanted a driver's license.
That's what my mom said.
The same goes for a part-time job.
What?
I used to work as a security guard.
My mom said...
It's dangerous if you get hit by a car.
She said you can't do it?
Don't point it at me!
You only talk about security guards.
If you only talk about security guards, it's dangerous.
It's scary.
It's the same for TV programs.
What?
I'm watching it because it's a preview.
No, it's not a preview. It's a drama.
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You've been on a lot of TV shows saying you shouldn't watch it, but you haven't watched any variety shows at all.
Really?
As you said...
As an educational mother...
Well, it was more like that.
A lot of variety shows and dramas...
For example, what should you not watch?
"Kinpachi-sensei" wasn't good.
"Mushiro-inu" wasn't good.
"Kinpachi-sensei" wasn't good.
No, no, it's not about DJing, it's about dramas!
You're kidding me!
But you've definitely watched "downtown"'s show.
No, I haven't!
"downtown" only had "hey, hey, hey".
It was music.
It was music and something big!
You're kidding me!
But when I met my mother, she always said, "I'm getting paid, but I don't want you to say this."
Are you that useless?!
This is bad!
Huh?!
Why?!
Huh?!
"kosukai"?!
How much do you get paid for it?
"cheiman-ko" is what it says.
10,000 yen.
You get paid "kosukai" from your mother?!
No, she says she'll give it to me!
I don't know what you're saying!
She says she'll give it to me!
Everyone, do you have a particular thing you do when you go to sleep?
When I go to sleep, I...
Let me see...
It's not that big of a deal, but...
I want to sleep straight.
What does that mean?
I want to sleep straight.
You want to sleep straight?
Straight!
Like a coffin?
Something like that!
Even if I'm in a coffin, I don't want to sleep at all.
I don't even want to sleep.
My wife said to me...
Even when you're sleeping, you have to be straight.
Even when I'm sleeping, I don't go back to sleep.
I sleep like this and wake up like this.
Like a vampire?
So, when I was 19 years old, my mother...
My last name is "Yu".
"Yu! Yu!" She woke me up.
"What? What?" I said.
I really thought I was dead.
You really thought you were dead?
I don't use pillows.
Even without pillows, I just sleep on my bed.
But I like the hard part of the pillow's corner.
If you don't touch it, you can't sleep.
So I put a pillow I don't use here and sleep while touching it.
I used to sleep like this when I was a kid.
So when I was a baby, my face became narrower and narrower.
My seniors in Kabuki are also playing with me because of my narrow face.
Ennosuke is called "omodakaya" but my face is thin and long, so he calls me "omodagaya".
He calls me "omodagaya" because of my thin and long face.
He plays with me a lot.
I really don't like being called "omodagaya".
I'm an adult and I'm not "omodagaya" but I don't like being called "omodagaya".
I don't like being called "omodagaya".
For that reason, I don't like being called "omodagaya".
I don't like being called "omodagaya".
I can't sleep if I don't hear people's voices.
So I like listening to old men's voices on YouTube.
That's weird.
Do you have that kind of channel?
I don't have that kind of intention.
So I listen to old men's voices and go to sleep.
Don't say "go to sleep".
Old men's voices?
I think he's almost an old man.
There's a video of it.
He's an old man who studies that Leonardo da Vinci was an alien.
Sometimes he reads a journal called "Video Diary".
It's very comfortable.
So you go to sleep while listening to it?
Yes.
Look at this.
How long is it?
I think it's about two hours.
It's like a meditation.
I can sleep well.
That's strange.
I think it's good for relaxing.
That might be good.
Don't you have a particular way of sleeping?
I can only sleep with the same pillow.
And it's pitch black.
It's the same.
I can only sleep with the same pillow.
I don't know if you can sleep with a different pillow.
I know how you feel.
I don't think you have a particular way of sleeping.
I don't say it that much.
Can you sleep with a different pillow?
I can sleep well.
Mogura, thank you for coming back home.
Matsumoto-san, I'm glad you came back.
This is amazing.
This kind of shochu is delicious.
It has a strong taste.
This kind of cheap sake...
I like shochu, but I like this "sama".
"Sama"?
There are a lot of delicious things.
Gyoza, rice balls...
This is how people who are satisfied eat.
This is really delicious.
I still miss the last train.
That's dangerous.
There is also a place called "Kachidogi Bridge".
I sleep there a lot.
Don't say "normally".
What are you doing now? Are you fighting with your wife?
That's right.
Why?
My wife is in Hokkaido.
I'm taking a break and I'm going to spend time with my family for the first time in a while.
But I overslept and couldn't get on the plane.
Since then, we've had a bad relationship.
That's really bad.
It's really bad.
It's an important time.
Recently, your son's photos and videos are stored in an album like a website that you can share with your family.
We're out of that album now.
You can't see it anymore?
We can't see it anymore.
If you want to see it, please ask your family to invite you properly.
It's a sad ending.
I don't like this ending.
If you have a child, you'll have a lower sensibility.
Next week, DX will save Pekopa who hurt his neck with their own hands!
It's the best!
I love you, Yui P!
Yui P will go left and right!
36kg in 8 months!
Bingo!
Look forward to next week!
Will Batsusama Oika-san be the MC?
Or will he be the host of "Ikemen Online Salon"?
Or will he be a snack?
Tonight at 11:59 PM!