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This time, it's an entertainer special.
I see.
Are there any entertainers in this industry now?
What?
Are there any entertainers in this industry now?
What's your genre?
Mine is...
Space producer.
What are you talking about?
Nice to meet you, Downtown!
Who are you?
Who might you be?
I'm Mozart.
There's no way I'm copying you.
That's right.
Today...
In terms of business, there's nothing interesting.
Definitely...
I'm going to eat you up!
Eat me up?
If it was a few years ago, I would have eaten you up.
I want to sell you!
Here you go, Yaki mochi!
This is terrible.
The Tokyo entertainers are going crazy.
Everyone is saying whatever they want!
Thank you!
If you do it, you'll get it. Don't you remember?
Probably...
I'm dating her.
She's my daughter.
She's probably...
She's from Hansei Academy University!
The Internet is raging!
The entertainers we want to sell today are special!
First of all, from this corner...
Now is the season for female entertainers and next to them, male entertainers!
You're making me talk!
Well, since you've been talking about it for a long time, it's been like this lately.
It suits you, doesn't it, Yurian?
He's fatter than Mizuki Arisa-san.
Get your head out of there!
Well, you know, things like this have made me want to hit you in the head.
This program has been brought to you by these sponsors.
Well, it's my first time.
It's my first time, yes.
It's kind of...
I'm happy.
It's an impact you wouldn't think of for the first time.
What is it?
What is it? I'm...
No, Anri-san is getting punched!
No, I'm not getting punched!
When you came out, you looked like a bungee jumper!
But now that I think about it, you don't look like one at all!
I'm completely normal!
Are you saving 500 yen?
Don't make fun of me!
But we have a beautiful Tanabe-san.
Well, you know...
I'm just trying to be funny. Shut up!
She appeared in the comedy show as a manager.
She is Borschke.
Once you see her, you can't forget her unique personality and...
I'm Borschke. Nice to meet you.
Anri and I are 25 years old.
Only you, Tanabe-san, are 36 years old.
Yes, I'm the same age as Miranda Kerr.
That's our Tanabe-san!
See you!
With her unique personality, she can be a tea person or a living person.
In addition, she is currently working on her way of working in the comedy world,
where one person is living and one person is working.
Borschke, the female comedian you are most interested in now, will reveal everything!
But the person I'm talking about now is...
Yes, she is.
Her name is Takayori-san.
She is the leader of Borschke.
Leader?!
She is not a leader at the moment.
So I'm very anxious.
Is that so?!
She will be back as a leader and there will be four of you.
However, we have a system where we don't care who takes the first place.
Even if Takayori-san comes back now, I might be the next one.
Why?!
I might be the next one!
That's very rude of you.
It's rude!
It's my intention!
She said, "Are you wearing pants?"
I'm not wearing pants and taking a delicate photo!
That's not right!
That's weird!
I'm sorry.
Do you say that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
She is trying to make me say, "Believe me, it's not your fault."
She is trying to make me say it!
If I say it, she will beat me up!
That's not fair!
She is trying to trap me!
I don't like it!
I heard that you have an amazing family.
Yes, I have a family.
My dad is from a violent family.
My mom is from a lady's family.
We are both from Motoyan's Yankee family.
Really?!
But you still have Henry.
That's right.
You two are also from Motoyan?
Yes, we are from Edogawa.
Edogawa is a famous Yankee family.
I see.
I've never been bullied in my school years.
I'm really surprised now!
She was bullied by her dad and mom.
But nobody said anything about it.
I was really happy when I was in school.
I joined NSC.
I was the first girl who was bullied for no reason.
Then my teacher got mad at me and said I shouldn't make a fool of myself.
I was like, "What?!"
But when I made a fool of myself, people started to make fun of me.
I was bullied more and more.
You were bullied.
I'm sorry to ask you this, but how about you, Tanabe?
I used to be a gyaru.
A gyaru?!
Yes.
I'm 36 years old now.
I debuted as a gyaru when I was 27 years old.
27?!
Look at me! I'm 27 years old.
I'm 30kg thinner than I am now.
What did you do when you were a gyaru?
I didn't do anything. I just worked out of the center of Shibuya.
Wow, you don't look like a gyaru at all.
Haruka is your childhood friend?
Yes, she is my childhood friend since elementary school.
She has a big face!
Anri, you have a big face!
What are you doing?
Is it because of lunch?
Is Haruka too thin?
Which one is this?
Anri is amazing.
I love her since then.
We usually take a lot of pictures together.
Really?
This is the best picture!
This is my favorite.
I took it in the sea.
Wow!
I took it in the city.
I love it.
I love it!
This is a great picture!
Did you bring coffee beans?
No, I'm tired and I'm sleeping in the theater.
This is also her first appearance!
It's not in La Land!
It's free here.
You can sleep anywhere.
Yes, it's very free and it's in ceramics.
I thought it was very cool.
It's been a while since I saw it on TV!
It's amazing!
A young man and woman duo in their 20s, La Land!
You're young!
In last year's M-1 Grand Prix, they advanced to the semi-finals despite being amateurs!
Is she in Iijima-ku?
I think you're too obsessed with Iijima-ku.
She's not there. I'm not there either, but it's a mysterious appeal.
Ms. Yoshida! Ms. Yoshida!
Actually, I'm not with her right now, either.
Even if you say it, you're not there!
So I was wondering how I could get her.
Why don't you go out with a woman from the Philippine pub?
What kind of suggestion was that?
Her straight-talking was highly rated and she was pulled into the show mainly.
But even now, she doesn't belong to the agency and is active for free.
In addition, Ms. Saiga works as a full-time employee in a general business and is a very successful career woman.
On the other hand, Ms. Nishida...
Ms. Nishida, who dropped out of college this spring...
Ms. Nishida and her co-workers, what is the truth about "La Land"?
As you said earlier, she is working as usual, right?
Yes, it is an advertising job.
Really?
Yes.
So you are taking a day off and coming here, right?
Yes, I am.
I am learning how to flex and how to work precisely.
I can work whenever I like.
I am making use of it.
In the end, when you become famous, you go back to work, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Like a ramen shop.
Not all of you, though.
Like a bakery.
I just dissed Yui and Ito.
I didn't get that pinpoint.
What is your relationship with Komi?
We are classmates from the same college.
He dropped out of the same college twice.
But in terms of terms, there is nothing interesting about it.
It is not easy to use.
You should learn from Anri.
You should learn from her.
I don't think it is easy to use.
Surprisingly, Nishida returns home often.
What?
He looks like this.
His father is the third person in his company.
He is an old man, so he doesn't have to do anything.
I see.
Where did you stay abroad?
I stayed in Germany and Spain for about three years.
Both of you are being bullied.
Yes, we are.
We are being bullied.
What do you think about a man and woman duo?
We are experienced in that.
When I first met Yamazue, he suddenly approached me and said,
I know you, Nishida.
It is all right. Don't worry about it.
He kept saying that.
What does it mean?
I thought it wasn't enough.
When it comes to a man and woman duo, it is up to the woman.
No matter what happens on stage,
even if all the audience is looking at you,
there will be a day when you have to say, "How are you?"
Even if you say you have to work hard,
is there a day when you really think like that?
Of course!
There will be a day like that!
Of course!
We would like you to film your daily life.
Let's watch it.
What's up?
I like people who say "I like you, I like you" all the time.
Yamasai is an English speaker, right?
I see!
Yes, yes, yes. He understands me well.
He's the type of person who speaks properly when he sees someone's eyes.
What are you talking about?
Yes, yes, yes.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I love cigarettes.
What's up?
I like people who say "I like you, I like you" all the time.
What's up?
I like people who say "I like you, I like you" all the time.
What?
I woke up in the morning and changed the air a little.
I'd like to clean up the air.
Evil spirits are gone.
I do yoga to wake up.
Who said that?
I'm the best.
Who is it?
Is it Nishida?
I like you.
Nishida, you're terrible!
It's non-fiction.
You're lying!
You're not quitting smoking, are you?
No!
I like you.
No, you're terrible.
No!
You have a good attitude.
I'm Nanao.
What is this?
Pickles?
No!
Why not?
What is this?
Soup?
No way!
It's a snack!
No way!
The answer is...
Natto!
Fermented food improves the environment in the city,
so I've been making fermented food myself lately.
It's not white rice.
It's fermented brown rice.
I put soy sauce, koji, and kelp in it.
It's done!
It's like a college!
You're so brave!
It's good!
Stop it!
It's not complete.
I'm sorry.
What have you been doing?
You've been trying to look stylish.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
It's a bug.
We don't have Wi-Fi at home due to communication restrictions.
So we borrow free Wi-Fi from a convenience store.
We don't have Wi-Fi at home due to communication restrictions.
We didn't have Wi-Fi at home.
It's broken.
There is a student in the back seat.
What is this?
It's 11 o'clock.
We are going to have dinner.
It's delicious green curry from Retort.
It's a little late for dinner.
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
I've been looking at it for a long time.
It's fun.
No, you can't do it.
You can't do it.
It's training.
Oh, it's training.
It's cute.
You can see it, right?
It's so clear.
It really suits you.
Thank you very much.
What is it?
Can I see it?
What is it?
I've seen it many times.
(laughs)
You're making it up.
It's easy for you, right?
(laughs)
Well, we've seen a lot of things, but Anri-san...
Yes?
You only eat curry, don't you?
You like curry, don't you?
Yes, I do want to eat curry in summer.
I see.
But I love eating so much that...
You know there's a big eater, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm not a big eater.
What?!
I'm not like that.
But you eat a lot, don't you?
No, I don't eat a lot.
You know you force yourself to eat a lot in the second half of the show.
I don't like that.
I want to eat fun and delicious food.
Do you have anything else?
By the way, yes, I don't wear a swimsuit either.
I'm sorry about that.
That's a little frustrating.
I'm sorry about that.
(laughs)
I'm not crazy!
(laughs)
I'm not crazy!
(laughs)
Why are you happy about that?
I've never been in love before.
Yes.
So I think it's good for someone who's showing their skin for the first time to like you.
I'm happy about that.
Why are you laughing?!
(laughs)
Don't laugh at me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't laugh at me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Tanabe-san!
Yes?
I heard you admire someone.
I admire Miranda Kerr, who is the same age as me.
I also have coconut oil on my hair.
So I went to the theater and they asked me if I hadn't taken a bath yet.
(laughs)
You look like Miranda Kerr.
Oh, I'm sorry.
(laughs)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Tanabe-san's rhythm...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Sorry!
(laughs)
When I joined NSC, I admired Hollywood actress Emma Watson.
This is me... No, this is Emma Watson.
I admired her, too. When I went to a beauty salon in Paris,
she told me "I'm sorry, I want to be like you, Emma Watson."
So I almost became a criminal.
That night, when I was walking alone in a city south of Osaka,
a Chinese massage therapist told me "Brother, massage, massage..."
I'm sorry, you keep saying 'massage', but I'm a woman.
She was so surprised and said "Man in shape!"
Man in shape.
That's where it started.
So that's what NSC is like.
NSC is like this!
Good guts, CM.
And of course, Saya.
Yes, yes, yes.
You had a fashionable life, didn't you?
I really want to appear in a CM someday,
but I'm scared of evil spirits.
I'm afraid that I can't appear in a CM someday.
Some famous actors wear black eye shadows.
Mr. Mohamed is amazing.
Yes, he is.
His skill is amazing.
His skill is much better now, but he was like this when he was famous.
He was like this.
He is like this.
I see.
I think famous actors care about their appearance.
I think it's fine.
He was like this when he was famous.
Why is his room so dirty?
No, it's not dirty.
This is his house.
What?
He is not on good terms with his parents.
His junior detective's house...
His junior detective's house?
Yes, his junior detective's house.
He always opens his house and stays there.
I see.
I want pants, but I'm hungry.
He is a horse rider.
I like "Yumeoi" and "Kei-san" and "Kizuna" too.
"Yumeoi" is about gambling and "Kizuna" is about money.
You always say different things.
Even the name "Yamazoe" sounds like you are a horse rider.
You are a horse rider since you were born.
No, there is no such person.
I see.
You are qualified for "Yumazoe".
Like now, you always say something good.
I see.
You say "Shakkin" and "Kizuna" a lot.
You also say "Greetings" every month.
Money is your cause.
More than anything...
Don't smoke too much.
Really?
He is a horse rider who smokes once and opens his house half way.
How much debt do you have now?
Well, I'm a middle-aged man.
Well, it depends on your walking distance.
I hate middle-aged men more and more.
If you hate me, I'll give you more money.
Now, Yullian, you've lost weight, haven't you?
Yes.
Why? Why did you want to lose weight?
I'm already fat.
The reason is that I'm already fat, but I'm tired of it.
Even if you're tired of it, there are many people who can't lose weight easily.
How did you lose weight?
What's funny about it?
You've been saying it for a while.
It's amazing, isn't it?
You're laughing in a bad place.
No, not at all. I'm doing my best.
Yullian, you've already achieved your goal.
Can you lose more weight?
I want to lose more weight. I want to lose about 70 kilograms more.
But you'll hate it.
You mean Kansei Academy University, don't you?
Yes, Kansei Academy University.
What are you talking about?
This time, only Yurian is in the pin.
Have you ever teamed up before?
Yes, I have.
Yurian is in this pin.
I didn't expect the team to disband.
And...
You are the worst.
You are looking down on people who are not funny.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm so sick of you.
The studio is covered in fat-shaking faces and vulgar cover-ups!
Originally, I wanted to be a comic book writer, so as soon as I joined NSC, I was working with a girl named Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling, which is now doing a combination called Beni Shoga.
A combination called Inazuma Panties.
It's not included at all!
What is Beni Shoga and what is Kumamoto Pro- Wrestling?
It's messed up.
Why did this disband?
We formed a team and on the first day, we said we'd work together at any time, but when we opened the schedule, it didn't fit and we disbanded.
You didn't do anything at all?
I didn't do anything at all.
I'm working part-time today. Oh, I can go on this day, but I'm working part-time. Oh, I'm going to disband now.
I see.
In the case of Laland, you formed a team of men and women. Who invited you?
It's because of Nishi, but we formed it in a laughing circle.
I wish you'd say it normally, but I want to form a team with all my close female friends.
I see. You've been saying it all the time.
It's like attacking from the outside of love.
You're calling it a different life, but what do you think of it?
It's not included at all.
I think it's shit that it's more than 1,000 men and women.
I think it's shit.
You're definitely doing it, aren't you?
You're doing it, aren't you?
I haven't said it properly, though.
I haven't said it properly, so it's like a smell.
That's a mystery.
But you don't hate it, do you?
I don't hate it, but if I do it, it'll end.
How does it end?
If you do it, it'll end as a man and woman, won't it?
It'll end as a man and woman, but I don't think it'll end as a team.
But if you do it, I can't say it strongly.
Are you serious?
I think you'll be kind.
Daisuke used to stare at Hanako a lot.
What about actual love?
How about you, Hanabe?
Once, I fell in love with a foreign man whose annual income was about 30 million yen.
I've liked a cartoon cameraman for 20 years.
Oh, no! He's so cool!
I love him so much!
So I refused to say I like him because I like him.
You refused?
Yes, I did. But if I say I want to date him,
if I say I like him, I'll say I'm sorry.
Why?
Because there's someone like him in my house!
But you like him!
I can't do that at home!
So even if you refuse me, I'll say no.
I'll drink water.
Why do you refuse me?
Here it is! Grilled mochi!
It's hot!
It's so hot!
I know! Grilled mochi!
It's so hot!
I can't do anything about it.
Yu-gi, how's your boyfriend lately?
Are you talking about him?
No, I'm not.
Excuse me, can I say it?
Go ahead.
I'm not ready for him yet.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, too?
What were you going to do?
In the end...
That's all for today!
Everyone on Netnews, please write articles about us!
What's going on today?
I'm always in charge of the gossip corner.
This show tends to be on-air and then on Netnews.
So...
Netto-sama, who wants to sell more, will write his first article about us!
Everyone who writes online news, please open your computers and wait for us!
His first appearance is Koutei!
I'm King Gnu.
This is troublesome.
This is troublesome, Kondi.
I understand what you mean by "troublesome".
Is this Osaka?
No, it's Ehime. Why do you ask?
This is troublesome! This is really troublesome!
This is PD.
If it was a few years ago, you would have been beaten up!
Thank goodness! Thank goodness!
Thank goodness!
The most energetic comedy duo in Kansai right now, Koutei!
Sauce, sauce! Strawberry, natto, pudding!
That's weak, strawberry and natto!
Gappa!
My skull is smoking!
That sauce is definitely bad!
I'm going to ride a bicycle and eat a bicycle!
Formed in 2013,
they are the only ones who can't even give an audience a chance to think!
They won first place in the comedy world!
Also!
Sauce!
This comedy duo, Sauce!
Is very popular among young people in Kansai!
They won first place in this year's ABC Comedy Grand Prix!
Also!
After winning first place in a live broadcast,
their senior, Soshinaga, gave them an unexpected reward!
Soshinaga's favorite comedian right now, Koutei!
His first appearance on "DX HEARTS"!
Did you get along well with each other?
Yes, we got along very well and I was moved and cried.
Are you in the same group?
Yes, we are in the same group.
We have something to do if we meet Kujo and Joe.
Yes, we are in the same group.
What are you doing?
It's okay even if there are 100 people!
We are in the same group, too!
Why don't you say it?
I'm going to watch "Marriage Finger", which has nothing to do with it!
I want to remember my family!
Don't say that!
It's been five years since you appeared on "East AREA", right?
That's right!
You two!
That's right!
You and Morita often appear on TV programs!
It's like "Zundegura"!
Yes, it is!
You were caught once with drugs!
I did it!
Let me go!
It really happened!
You appeared on "East AREA" while you were drunk!
You and Conor have something in common!
That's why you have black eyes!
What are you talking about?
You and Conor have something in common!
It has nothing to do with drugs!
What are you talking about?
That's the only reason!
You and Conor have something in common!
Let's watch it!
Here is the first one!
The famous Showa comedian, Koutei,
says that he has a lot of debt!
That's good news!
What about you, Kujo?
I'm Kujo.
Nice to meet you!
My family has a lot of debt.
Your family?
Yes, my family.
My family.
I used to run a lot of businesses in self-employed industries.
I used to run a fish market.
Your father did it!
My father did it!
I said it first!
It was popular for a while.
A silver arowana for 500,000 yen is a big fish.
My family watches it die slowly.
From there, I opened an okonomiyaki restaurant and tried to deceive children with sweets.
You have a way of saying it.
I did a lot of things.
Did you go bankrupt?
Yes, I did.
I recently learned about the amount of money I made.
The debt was 120 million yen.
I thought it was a great amount of money.
I ate white rice, white tofu and white seasoned salt.
I ate white rice.
You said you made something today.
If you narrow your eyes, you can't see it.
I happened to watch your comedy on TV and it was funny.
I thought it would be nice to be a comedian.
Did you eat chocolate, too?
I ate chocolate and laughed.
That's how I became a comedian.
You don't have a debt, do you?
I sometimes don't have a debt.
It's not that big of a debt.
I can repay it if I sell my M1 two times in a row.
It's a big amount of money.
What is that debt?
What debt?
It's all gambling.
It's big.
It's a big amount of money like Daigo and Chidori.
I wrote all of the stories.
It's a big amount of money.
He is dumb. He has thrown away his brain.
What are you talking about?
He has thrown away his brain.
You should not say like that.
He has thrown away his brain.
It's a waste of brain.
I ate it.
You ate it?
Hey.
You are the worst.
Why do you say like Hamada-san?
I don't want to say it personally.
Is Yoshimoto okay?
Is he okay?
He is a senior.
We have been working together for a long time.
I don't want it to go wrong.
I know Hamada-kun and Yoshimoto-kun.
They are a duo.
I know them when they were "pin entertainers".
I know them when they were "nac".
I know them when they participated in a show race.
I know them as "pin entertainers".
I know their photos.
Really?
Yes.
The one on the right is Yoshimoto-kun.
I don't know him.
Since when are you going to make a comeback with "downtown deluxe"?
It's not that kind of show.
It's like "showa entertainers".
It's different.
The duo is not good.
"showa entertainers" and "koutei".
A shocking duo fight.
And...
Have you ever had a fight with "downtown"?
Yes, we have.
"downtown" when they were young is their biggest fight.
They got scared and ran away.
They should run away.
"showa entertainers" and "koutei" are different.
The duo is not good.
It used to be normal.
That's right.
They always fight.
They shouldn't fight.
They don't hit.
"downtown" is faster than "nara prefecture"'s "nagatani road"'s high speed mochi.
It just flies behind you.
I know.
I want to show you that I can win with my mouth.
But if you beat me up with a book, you can't hit me.
That's right.
You can't hit me.
I can't lose as a human.
The speed is weird.
"hayashi" is faster than "shimou"'s "krune"'s speed.
I don't know that.
I don't know the first one.
"krune" is easier to understand.
How about you?
"shimou" is scared of "hayashi"'s seniors.
I see.
"hayashi" of "gallop" is 10 years older than me.
He is a great senior.
We played "mahjong" together.
"hayashi" is scared of "gallop".
We haven't talked much.
"hayashi" threw "gallop" and "shimou" went up.
"hayashi" threw "gallop" and said "long".
"hayashi" was scared of "gallop" and said "die!".
"hayashi" looked at me and said "butto" and "ikemori".
I don't know that.
It's scary.
Have you fought with "downtower"?
With "downtower"?
We fought only once.
Really?
Yes.
When?
I thought "hamada" hadn't come.
He was at "shingiri"'s school.
"hamada" hadn't come.
I was nervous.
"hamada" came at "shingiri".
"hamada" said "what are you doing?".
We fought there.
We fought only once.
We said "kitero kitenai".
We wore strange clothes.
We were like "shishimai".
We had to do manzai.
We were like "shishimai".
We were scared of "gallop".
We had to go.
We were like "gallop".
We were scared of "gallop".
We said "hello".
We looked straight ahead.
"shishimai" and "ketsu" were moving.
But the opinions are a little different, like "I thought it would be like that", "I thought it wouldn't be like that", like that, that's just one time.
That's about it.
Don't worry about it.
That young man raised his hand.
I heard you bought something recently to sell it.
That's right.
During this self-restraint period, I completely rejected Morse code.
That's rare.
Do you know Morse code?
Do you know it? It's just a dot and an extension.
When I remembered it, I suddenly realized it wasn't like that at all.
There's a song called "Mirai Yosouzu 2" by Drekam.
Yes, yes.
"Brake, lamp, five times, blinding, dot, dot, dot, dot, I love you, sign".
If it was Morse, it would be completely different.
"Brake, lamp, five times and...
...blinding!"
Why?
"Brake, lamp...
I love you.
...five times and...
...blinding!"
Which is better?
That's your signature gesture, so it's okay.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
Even if you do it five times...
...it's a "blinding", right?
That dot dot dot is la and the rest of the dot dot dot is dakuten
That's why they are liars.
We can hear Hamada-san's result announcement in Morris.
Result announcement is tettetettee (tettetettee)
So if I correct it to Morris...
What!?
You never correct it!
You never correct it to Morris!
You never correct it!
I never correct it to Morris!
You never correct it to Morris!
Next is...
Help me!
Shimofuri Myouyo, Soshina is trying to steal our jobs!
This is...
Yes, this is me.
Now, this generation of 7th generation comedians...
All of them are taking jobs from 7th generation.
Soshina, Hajime, Miyashita, Kusanagi, Yusit, Miki...
They are spreading their ranks more and more.
And we are individuals...
So, we don't have to be taken jobs from 7th generation.
Is it possible?
Recently...
He started taking jobs from Mork.
Isn't it good?
This is...
This is good!
This is...
Hey, you!
Yes?
How much do you want?
This is...
This is my senior's privilege!
Speaking of Mork...
You are Mori, so you can't take Mork!
Leave Mork alone!
Mork without a helmet!
Is there anyone like that?
This is weird!
I thought he started from Mork...
But when I saw you, Soshina...
Do your signature pose!
This is Mork!
When I think about it, it's cute!
He had a tendency!
He was doing Air Mork for a long time!
Air Mork?
For a long time!
This is scary!
It's scary!
I'm sleepy, Soshina!
I didn't take it!
It doesn't matter if it's Mork or Soshina...
But I thought Soshina's momentum was amazing!
Soshina discovered his talent with a beautiful actress!
Soshina...
Is probably...
Going out with Mork!
This is troublesome!
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Don't do it again!
After you become a human, you must become a master!
I thought your momentum is amazing.
The other day, in a comedy show, Honda Tsubasa was the MC.
Tsurube-san, Imana-san and Best One-chan were in a comedy show.
They were doing comedian music.
When they were relaxing, Honda Tsubasa suddenly came to us.
He opened the door and said, "Don't do it!"
From that moment, he started to speak lightly.
Don't do it!
Are you childhood friends with Tsurube-san?
Don't do it!
What a relationship!
It's like "Cha-chan!"
He showed it to us.
I see.
From now on, it will be on the internet.
I think they are dating.
It's obvious.
It's amazing.
It's not like that.
Honda Tsubasa-chan and I acted in a drama together.
We don't know each other's contacts.
We haven't talked much.
When only me and Morita-san were not in school, Honda Tsubasa-chan came to talk to me.
Honestly, I want to be friends with Honda Tsubasa- chan from now on.
You were in the way of Morita-san.
Yes, I was like a rat.
It's like you invaded him.
You were written as "Sanada".
I see.
I have something to say about beginners.
What is it?
You were sharp.
In the past?
In Osaka era.
It's embarrassing.
You looked down on people who weren't funny.
I was talking with my senpai in the dressing room and I looked up and I saw Soshina-san looking at me like this.
With a face like this.
I thought "this is bad" and I finished talking with my senpai and Soshina-san came up to me and said "Shimo- chan, you were talking with a serious senpai, are you okay?"
What's wrong with you?
There was too much of that and I started giving out signals.
When I was talking, I looked at Shimo-chan and I winked like this and she said "I don't think you're that senpai."
Be careful!
What's wrong with you?
Be careful!
You've been using Moles' signal since then.
Who's Moles?
That's not the signal.
Even today, I went into the dressing room and there was a senpai who didn't say hi and I said "Hello" to the person in the bag and when I looked at her, she winked like this.
What's wrong with you?!
Don't look at me like that!
Even though you stood up and left a while ago, you didn't say anything.
That's right.
It can't be helped. Nothing came out.
You shouldn't say things like that.
What are you saying?
I understand.
Next up is this!
Farewell, bomb carrying the light of youth.
This is a dangerous attitude.
It's scary.
It's been about 7 years, but there was a big scandal in comedy circles.
There was, there was.
It's like cheating with your senior's wife.
He reflected on it properly.
From there, I think everyone in the world probably doesn't know what kind of person he is.
What kind of person he really is.
Yes, yes.
The truth is, he's a really bad guy.
You don't know what you think.
He's a really bad guy.
He doesn't hang out with comedians.
He hangs out with actors, unknown actors, actors with dark skin.
And he's getting worse every year.
And he doesn't have money.
He probably really does drugs.
Don't say things like that!
He really does drugs.
That's why he has long bangs!
What does that have to do with anything?!
What are you saying?!
It does!
What is that?!
Don't look at it like that!
No, it's not like that.
It's weird for me to say this on TV, but...
What is it?
His partner himself called "weekly" and leaked that he was doing drugs.
What?!
What is that?!
What am I supposed to do if I get caught?!
If you don't do it, you won't get caught!
But if you don't do it, you'll be worried!
I thought you'd think that!
But you didn't do it!
That doesn't make you nervous!
No, no.
You drank it, right?
Yes.
Hmm...
Huh?!
Hmm...
Wait, wait, wait...
Yes?
What is it?
No, it's just weird.
Why? What's wrong?
From Soshina's wink...
I kept thinking about it.
I thought, "I guess I'm not funny."
It's just that you have a great partner.
Why can't you see it?!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Wah!
That injury is serious.
It's too big of an injury.
This is me.
Are you okay?
Yes.
This injury is really serious.
Yes!
Um...
Do you know?
It's the Osaka Giant Injury.
I know!
I know it now.
It's really...
It's as serious as if you're wearing a medical sack.
Wow!
At an Osaka show race...
The Giant Injury...
There was a judging committee race.
Yes!
After we finished doing our manzai...
The Giant Injury's score was really low.
Yes!
At the end of the race...
The Giant Injury said...
Who will win?
Yes!
Even the emperor was close!
When I said that...
It's because your score is low!
Giant!
I said that.
When I read it...
Um...
Can you cut this out for me?
Come here.
After the Giant Injury...
I said...
Add an emperor!
That's your fault!
That's right.
It's like a pitching machine in America!
I did it with all my strength!
Really?
I thought...
This is it!
I didn't want to get involved anymore!
At the end of the show race...
I was called out!
That's right!
I thought I should apologize properly...
Come here for a second!
I was told...
Are you messing with me?!
Come here for a second!
I said...
Shimota!
Stop gambling!
A young man like you...
Should do that when you shouldn't do it!
I was told like that.
I see.
Your partner knows about it too!
I said...
Don't call Hanshin-kun your partner!
I don't say that!
You're completely evil!
You're really evil!
He really beat me up!
You're evil!
What did Soshina say to you?
You know...
There are many theaters in Osaka with many teachers.
The worst!
Soshina Togari is in the worst situation!
The Grand Prize goes to...
What about Soshida and Shisho?
There are a lot of Shisho in Osaka theater.
There is a theater called Nishi-umeda Theater.
It's a little crushed now.
There is a temporary tent in Umeda.
There is a playhouse school.
There is a smoking area outside of the line that enters the school.
At the smoking area, a security guard of Nishi- umeda Theater sat on a pipe chair with only one pipe.
He was smoking a lot.
I was a little irritated by it.
I didn't know what he was doing.
I looked at him and said, "What?"
He looked like a security guard.
I said, "What?"
When I looked at him, he looked like Charlie Hamasho, who plays the police in a new drama.
It's the worst!
Charlie Hamasho, who plays the police.
When I said, "What?"
Charlie Hamasho said...
What?!
I know what you're talking about.
I'm a back-up dancer.
Popular artists talk as much as they want.
The artists who live in the Budokan in a one-box car are...
When I was in Warsaw, a guy with a face that wasn't so big said, "Are you laughing?"
I've seen him say, "Get out of my way."
That's normal.
It suits you, Mr. Hamada.
You're a man of your words.
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