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Our first guest is Tomahawk, with a demon voice!
Sakai! Sakai is your nickname, right?
Yes, I am.
Kurochanni is Sakai.
Sakai, you look very nervous.
No, I'm nervous.
Why?
Well, I was adored by Downtown and joined Yoshimoto.
Once, when you met Downtown Deluxe, you tried to turn him down.
But you turned him down too soon.
I thought it was too early.
You had to do it yourself.
You said you wanted to leave after 10 years of hard work.
No, no, no.
You're already 67 years old.
10 years have passed.
You've forgotten.
Shut up.
What?
I see.
It's been 10 years.
The show has just begun and you're telling me to shut up?
Tonight's Downtown Deluxe will be full of people who love characters!
Downtown Deluxe will also give up on the rampage of hardcore characters!
I'm looking at a crowd train.
They're all fried food.
The fight game "Onigoe Tomahouken"!
Stop it!
Shut up!
You're not valued as an artist!
Matsumoto is also on fire!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Former Prime Minister's grandchild, Daigo Wish!
Daigo has been hit even more!
She's crazy!
He's a weak character with a big break. Every time he fights, there's no way he's going to parry.
I've never been in a good relationship with a woman.
I'm really good at going out with girls.
I see.
In addition, he's a sexy character and very popular. His name is Shimizu Airi!
His father, who has been supporting his daughter since she was very young, has appeared and his downtown is booming!
Dad, you've been moving for a while now!
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"Honne de Gokuhaku" character-loving people's light and shadow!
It's a waste of money.
There's only fried food.
There's a lot of sightseeing and only fried food.
I'm hungry.
Well, let's go.
First of all, this person.
Daigo.
Break-free is the grandson of the prime minister.
One shot reverse in cash.
Well, it's like that.
Yes.
Daigo is a multi-talented person with many characters.
The three rock band "Breakerz" show off their coolness.
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Daigo became a popular person with a top character that you can't think of as the grandson of the former prime minister.
You've been in a band since you were 19 years old.
That's right.
You didn't go anywhere at all, did you?
I didn't go anywhere at all.
I formed a band and disbanded once and did solo activities.
I see.
The name at the time was "Daigo Stardust".
In short, there was a concept and there was a setting of rock prince who descended from the stars.
This?
That's right.
This is crazy, too!
You had a lot of trouble deciding which character you should wear.
Yes, I had a lot of trouble.
Are you naked inside?
I'm naked inside.
You're naked.
That's right.
That's amazing.
I've been working hard on various things with "Daigo Stardust".
To be honest, this kind of character setting is really painful in about two years, isn't it?
Of course it is.
And I was lucky.
Just a little while ago, "u" Corin made a personal big break.
Oh, I see.
It's a little late for me because of the difference in touch.
Is this after your grandfather said that he used to be prime minister?
That's right.
After that, I formed a band called "Breakerz".
But it's a little before my 30s and it's getting a little crazy.
So I was offered a program called "Can I say my grandfather's name?"
And when I thought about it...
You were worried about it.
That's right.
Rock and politics are a little...
They don't link at all.
Not at all.
Did you also consult with your grandfather?
No, my grandfather had already left for a while.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
It was about that time.
That's right.
My grandfather had become "Stardust".
My grandfather...
That's right.
That's right in a bad way.
How is it now? Your image of the world recently.
Depending on the age, there are various things.
At first, I was called "grandson".
Yes.
I was called "grandson" in the city.
It's a terrible way of saying it.
I was called "grandfather's grandson".
Everyone is "grandfather's grandson".
That's right.
That's how it is.
That's right.
I was called "grandson".
After that, I was called "wish wish".
You were called "wish".
That's right.
I was called "wish".
Yes, yes.
After that, I was called "alphabet".
Alphabet.
I was called "daigo daigo".
Daigo.
That's right.
Most of the time, my image is "the husband of Kitagawa people".
It's not like that.
That's right.
That's how it has changed.
Do you have an image of "good husband"?
You definitely have an image of "good husband", don't you?
That's right.
But we are really close.
Do you do all the housework properly?
I do.
That's right.
Pinko, you do it, don't you?
I do.
Really?
Daigo, what do you do?
I'm really close with my wife.
We call each other by our real names.
You're just saying things without thinking, aren't you?
That's right.
Hey!
You're lying!
We're very close. I make and send her things. We're that close.
She taught me right away when she had a baby.
Did you do anything for her while you were at home?
I do a lot of cleaning and washing.
But during my stay-at-home period, I started doing something called "AP".
AP?
It's called "morning bread".
You made bread in the morning?
Is "morning bread" called "AP"?
It's called "AP", but...
So you quit all three alphabets.
There are two.
There are various patterns.
You made this?
Yes, I made this for 30 days in a row.
That's amazing!
That's how it was.
I'm pretty amazing.
I took pictures every day.
You took pictures every day?
Yes.
AP, right?
I can't fit in this atmosphere.
You should be in the atmosphere you fit in.
And your demon voice is...
Is it "kinkagei" or "bougen" (nehoning...?)
Yes, it is.
A comedy duo of small and medium-sized agencies, "demon voice and Tomahawk"!
The stories that made them best known in their world...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up! You're in the dark business and you're the only one who's clean!
When Kato was in trouble, everyone was moved, but as a result, only Kato-san is clean and nothing has changed in his junior year, so I wonder what that joke was.
Wait a minute! I'm the cleanest! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
A 41-year-old man has a 23-year-old woman as his wife! It's disgusting!
I really want to congratulate you, but I heard you picked up girls at the airport, so I think it's pretty tough if you think about it calmly.
This fighting game that has caused a lot of trouble for everyone. We'll expose the other side of your emotions!
I see, you're going for a double!
Yes, yes.
Wow, you said it, but you're a little cold- hearted.
You have to aim for this last line.
What made you do it?
The reason is that I've been putting together stories for a solo live show for a long time, but two days before the solo show, I couldn't make a single story.
Seriously, you couldn't make a single one?
And six of them are manzai, but in the meantime, I'm going to put in a debayashi, so let's decide on debayashi, said the writer in charge of it.
Anyway, please bring me three songs of your favorite music.
And I'm like this, so I was wondering which song I should play before the manzai, and I was wondering if a professional wrestler's entry song would fit, so I had three professional wrestlers, but for some reason he brought all three songs.
Something's a little different, isn't it?
Well, but he said it was his favorite song.
No, it's okay.
Then, when he took his own song with him, his partner said, "Why do we have to be in our grandfathers' songs?" and he was beaten up.
And from there, it was like a roundhouse, "Oh, shut up!" and when other entertainers stopped him, "Shut up!" and he yelled at everyone.
At that time, I couldn't take it anymore.
It's an up-and-down relationship between a ridiculous entertainer and me, so I thought I'd be fired if I stayed quiet for a week, and then Chihara Jr. said, "It's a little interesting, so let's do it as a downer on our show."
Then we had a fight in the TV station's dressing room and senior entertainers who had never been involved in a fight went in order to stop us.
Well, I thought Chihara Jr. would be fired, but I respect Downtown Entertainment, and I don't respect Chihara Jr. at all.
In addition, I respect Chihara Seiji.
Seiji, you're taking the flow.
That's terrible.
Chihara Jr. and you are both losing money.
I'm sorry to say this, but have you ever been scolded?
Various talents and actors and entertainers have said it many times, and most of them are popular, so it's okay, but the only one who was scolded was Tada of "Kaukau".
And Tada of "Kaukau" came to stop me, and "Atarimae Taiso" was very famous at the time.
"You guys are only popular in Jakarta," I said.
He was living in Indonesia at the time.
And then Tada said, "You guys are not even popular in Jakarta!"
And he got really mad at me.
And I haven't talked to Tada about it ever since.
That's not good.
Yes, that's true. I thought I said too much about Tada, but I can't help it, so I'll say it.
But you couldn't help it because you did it for work.
But you're older than me, so it's rude of you.
No, I think you're smaller than me.
Why are you saying that now?
Daigo, Daigo, Daigo! Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up! As an artist, you're not valued at all!
I don't think it's true, but I heard your band's name is "Breakerz" when you were over 40 years old.
But you haven't broken anything yet, so I'd like you to work harder.
No, I haven't broken anything yet!
Shut up! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Shut up! The whole nation thinks you have a bad personality!
Is that so? Can't you do something about it?
I don't think it's true, but I thought you were doing it for your bad personality,
but after seeing you today, I realized you're not a character at all.
So I'd like you to calm down.
No, no, before that, I'll be there soon, so wait for me.
Hey, hey! If you say that, you won't get anything.
I'll be there soon.
That's a long story.
Yes, please make it a long story.
I didn't get 10 yen from you, but you said it!
Hey, hey, hey!
That's right!
I'm looking forward to disappearing like you guys!
No matter when, no matter when, I'll laugh!
Kingo san! Um...
Even if you head out too many times, it won't make you laugh!
I'll say it properly now!
Your head out is so funny!
What happened?!
When you said "tsuu" you always were like...
Tsuu...
What is it now, Goto?
I'm just pulling it out normally.
Oh you are?!
No, no, it's not "gay"! It's "gay"!
Oh, is that so?
Idiot! If you were doing something like that, you wouldn't be alive to this day!
Okay, here we go!
Four-line poem!
I can't be my true self because of my weak character.
Four-line poem establishes a new genre of weak comedy!
I'm 120cm and 100kg.
Are you going to make me laugh at this?
At first glance, it looks like it's going to be easy, but it's not!
This kind of weak comedy is very popular!
The absolute center, Goto, is creating such a relaxed atmosphere!
Please give me a hand!
They are full of motivation!
Meanwhile, Ishibashi is silently watching them!
Don't watch me!
The three of them have different personalities, but their four-line poems are well-combined!
Goto, what does this mean?
People say I'm a weak character, but I thought I was only good at comedy.
I don't like shy people and women, but I'm not that serious.
Not that serious?
Yes, but I have the power to look serious.
When I go to Hinadan, there are people who are seriously injured.
I don't like their shyness and their stories.
I end up telling lies.
For example, what kind of lies do you tell?
For example, I've never been in a good relationship with a woman.
I'm really good at dating.
You're only worried about love.
I'm not that popular.
I told Mr. Sanma that I'm not popular at all, but I'm very popular.
I don't know if you're crazy or not, but you're not that popular.
I'm different in my private life.
I'm kind of a "way out" type.
I listen to rap and drive a car.
You don't look like you're driving an Audi.
Is that so?
It's not like I don't like women.
I don't think there are any young comedians who are as popular as me.
Not now?
I don't think there are any comedians who are as popular as me.
Don't say that.
Who are your seniors?
Neptune and Roach.
There's also Mr. Wagaya, but I feel like I've overtaken Mr. Wagaya.
Maybe Mr. Wagaya doesn't drive an Audi.
I think so, too.
I'm happy about that.
I want to be a cool senior.
I've heard that you have something you want to say.
He's relaxed.
He's the most popular, but he doesn't say anything.
He's cute.
He's cute, but he doesn't say anything.
But when he does say something, he's cute.
He won the Japanese Grand Prix.
His fans say, "Say something about Mr. Ishibashi."
Isn't that annoying?
I don't know Mr. Ishibashi's cutting skills, so I can't say anything.
I know that.
But Mr. Goto was talking at the end, too.
Stop it!
I don't know Mr. Goto's cutting skills, but I can't say anything.
Speaking of being bound by an image, there's also the great actress Ms. Izumi Pink.
Especially when she played her mother's role in the national drama "Oshin"…
Ms. Izumi Pink is poor.
No, no, I'm not poor.
So, you know, when I walk around in that costume,
"dirty clothes" is not something a famous actress in the NHK can say.
It's not like I'm wearing plain clothes.
You know, the viewers gave you a present when you appeared in "Oshin".
I gave them one million yen.
What?!
Little money.
But you know, listen carefully.
Don't send it to the NHK, send it to me.
Even though I'm a cat woman.
So, if it's the NHK, I'll return it.
And also, I heard that they gave you so much rice that you couldn't eat it all.
I'll make you eat "Oshin".
The story has changed, hasn't it?
What about you, Ms. Kaneda?
Ah, yes.
Because you're so hyper.
That's right.
She's hyper all the time and everywhere.
Look at Kaneda's face.
I'm Oshiri-kajiri-mushi, 10 years old.
I'm very busy today.
Oshiri-kajiri-mushi and a big break.
Her unique voice is her characteristic.
She's a popular voice actress.
Thank you!
She has a lot of worries because of her chubby appearance in variety shows.
You know, there are girls who become famous because of drugs.
That makes me worry a lot.
That's not it.
Why?
If you don't do it, you won't be so hyper.
I don't think I'm doing it, but I think I have something unique.
No, you don't.
And you wear a lot of masks.
That's right!
It's unnecessary.
But it's very good.
Even if you wear a mask, you don't feel uncomfortable.
That's true.
Yes, thank you!
Ms. Kaneda likes to make her own masks.
First of all, her favorite character is...
When she pushes the nose of the laughing bag...
Mom's unique sense of humor.
Three-year-old daughter, Chie-chan, is also happy.
In addition, Ms. Kaneda's voice is...
For Chie-chan, who loves her...
She made 50 kinds of masks.
This is Ms. Amabie's mask.
With this...
During self-restraint period...
We held a ceremony of disbandment of COVID-19.
Like this...
Ms. Kaneda!
Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
That's for sure!
Happy birthday to you!
That's for sure!
Ms. Kaneda seems to be interested in one thing.
Mr. Hamada!
I don't know why, but...
When you look at me like that...
You look like you're having a hard time.
So...
I want you to wear a laughing bag mask...
And make me laugh!
I'll bring it for you!
After this...
With Ms. Kaneda's mask...
Could Mr. Hamada be involved in an accident?
I feel sorry for Mr. Hamada.
I'd like you to wear it.
Mr. Hamada.
Why do I have to do it?
But it's your wish, isn't it?
To be honest, I don't like it!
You like it, but you don't like it.
You might change your mind once you try it.
It's annoying.
What's that smell?
It smells good.
What do you want me to do?
You push my nose.
Then I'll laugh, so you don't push my nose.
I'll do it. I'll push it.
You do it, too.
I'll show you my teeth.
Like this.
You're scary.
She's doing it well.
She's doing it very well.
She's doing it well.
I'll do it.
I feel sorry for Mr. Hamada.
Here we go.
"Shibizu Eri".
A character works hard every day for a stupid eroge.
She works hard.
She's not just an eroge.
That's right.
I'm glad to say that I'm an eroge,
but I'm aiming for a stupid eroge that combines stupid and eroge.
Shibizu Eri pursues a fusion of laughter and eroge.
Check out her SNS.
[August 6th, 2020]
It's not a deja-vu.
No, no, no. I can't feel my chest.
I'm already moving.
No matter when or where, we can't forget about eroticism.
It was Airi Shimizu.
How do you feel about being called "stupid eroticist"?
I can't feel any effort.
But you're doing something, aren't you? To pursue something.
That's right. For example, in between recordings,
I want people to think I'm really erotic.
So when I stretch, I don't stretch normally.
When there's no one?
No, when there's everyone.
You seem to be working hard on other things, too.
No matter when or where,
no matter what people want me to do, I'll do it in a sexy way.
I'm training my heart rate.
What do you mean?
So no matter what question you ask me, I can answer it in a sexy way.
Really?
If you can do that, you're really sexy.
So if you have any questions...
So that's Airi Shimizu's "stupid eroticist" new meme.
It's an impromptu sexy response.
Tell us about it.
What's your hobby?
I like looking at people's trains.
I think you can go anywhere you want.
Go ahead.
What's your favorite food?
Shikkoshiko's "fukkake don".
Wow.
Let's eat first.
What's your favorite movie?
"Mystic River"!
This is the end of the entertainment world.
How about you, four warriors? Do you work hard for your characters?
Yes, I do.
I always do this when I say hello.
It looks like two shots, but it's actually five shots.
I always say, "Hello, four warriors. Nice to meet you."
It looks like two shots, but it's actually five shots.
It's a lot of work for your body.
I want evidence that it's five shots.
Even if you say it's five shots, it's hard to tell.
At first, I thought it was two shots.
I lied and said it was five shots.
You did that?
I took a slow motion picture and it was five shots.
Really?
Is Tsuzuki really hitting his chest drum for the fifth time?
Let's check it out with a slow motion picture.
Here we go.
Wait.
Okay.
It looks painful.
It might have been a little off.
Can I check it out?
I'll check it out.
I think it was five shots.
From here.
One, two, three, four, five.
It's five shots.
It's suspicious.
You should have done it more clearly.
When I'm in good shape, I say it's seven shots.
Can you do it one more time?
Okay.
It's okay. I'll practice it.
It looks good.
Here we go.
Okay.
That was great.
Was it?
It was great.
What?
It just came out.
It did.
One, two, three, four, five.
Oh, it's "go".
What?
Is it a self-restraint drama?
Can you play "nana"?
Play "nana".
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry until "nana" comes out.
I'm sorry.
I'm nervous because I've never been caught like this before.
I didn't say anything properly.
Here we go.
How is it?
This is great.
You've been doing that all along.
This is great.
I don't think you said "nana".
I didn't say it.
One, two, three, four, five.
No, it's "go".
It's "go".
I want to see how much I can do.
In a row?
Well, I want to do as much as I can.
To the limit.
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
What should I do?
I don't think so.
I don't think so, either.
Here, on behalf of the celebrities of Karakoi, we have a complaint from Tomahawk.
We had a fight and a large number of people came to stop us.
We were about to do it, but when we got up and started laughing,
the bad staff came and we didn't want to say it.
We only want to say it to the right people.
That's right.
You said it to Sanma-san too, didn't you?
Well, when I saw you up close, your face was wrinkled.
I don't think you really think about it, but Sanma- san's show is only fun for Sanma-san.
But if you're that kind of person, you'll forgive me, right?
Also, on NHK's show, it's like an idol girl comes to stop you.
At that time, the staff said, "Let's say anything."
We can say anything.
But on the day of the show, "Oh, I'm sorry. I just checked it out."
Everything went wrong.
You guys eat a lot of food. Let's change it.
I don't think you'll accept it like that.
It's not funny at all.
They won't hold our butts. We'll hold their butts.
There's something like that in live broadcasts, too.
There's a lot of crazy things about the staff.
I'm going to be on 'Downtown Deluxe' today.
Because I've been longing for 'Downtown Deluxe' for a long time.
I definitely don't want to fight.
I definitely don't want to swear.
I said that, but...
Well, let's think about it for now.
I said something like that.
Will you take responsibility for it?
Well, that's...
Well, you can look forward to it, right?
You guys are the ones who attack it.
That's what you're saying.
Can I be honest?
You don't have to say it like that.
Seriously.
Really.
You don't have to say it like that.
You don't have to expose it.
Are you kidding me?
This guy is doing as he's told.
No, it's not as he's told.
Stop it! Stop it!
I really don't want to say it!
I can't help it!
I don't want to say it!
That's why you're calling me.
I don't want to say it!
Shut up!
Stop it!
Okay, okay, okay.
Stop it!
Shut up!
Stop it!
"You don't have to expose it!" "Are you kidding me?"
"This guy is acting according to instructions." "According to instructions?!" "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Stop tweeting about your daughter and trying to make her happy!
I know you don't think about it,
but she's been laughing even with her muscles,
and what she's doing is the same as Nakayama's muscles.
In the end, we're useless!
How rude of you, Masumoto-san!
That's enough!
I don't want to hear it anymore!
I can't stop you!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up!
You've been acting like an old man lately!
I know you don't think about it,
but when you're tired from a show,
you sometimes look like Minomonta.
Sorry about that.
Listen up! Your family's characters are coins, too!
It doesn't look like it's from a book, though.
It looks like it's from a book.
Let's start with this person!
Number one!
My sister is a boy's love manga artist.
My sister's pen name is "akey akey," and she's a manga artist.
Actually, she debuted as a manga artist before I came out.
Really?
Yes.
She draws a lot of BL boys' love manga as her main work.
Wow.
There was a manga called "Dear Myself" that I serialized for the first time.
At the time, my name and my brother's name, Daigo and Hirobumi, were asked if they could use our names.
I thought they'd use it just a little bit, so I said "No problem at all."
Then, Daigo and Hirobumi fell in love with that work.
Things change a little after that, don't they?
It's not about setting up characters or anything like that, but it was a little shocking.
I see, I see.
Let's take a look at my sister's work.
Daigo is the oldest of three brothers who have a sister and a brother.
The first sister is "akey akey," who acts as a boy's love manga artist.
"Dear Myself" is a chaotic development in which a work called "Dear Myself" introduces characters with brothers' names.
Daigo!
Hirobumi...
Daigo-san and his older brother, Hirobumi-san's names and kanji are still real names!
Not only is it a "boys' love" work, but it also has such a deep connection!
I can't believe in promises.
After all, everyone lies.
Then...
I'll give you...
...everything.
Daigo...
Look at me.
...only you.
I love you...
...Hirobumi.
In "boys' love" works, Daigo-san's older sister uses brothers' real names.
Actually, I've heard your sister's story.
Oh, really?
Why did you use it?
Yes, yes.
To be honest, I couldn't think of the names of the characters...
Oh...
...that Daigo-san and his older brother used.
I don't regret it.
It's my sister's privilege.
I see.
But now that I look back at it, Daigo-san and Hirobumi- san's "I love you" works are funny, aren't they?
Next, I'll use the name "Kei", which I used as a model for my older sister.
I'll use the name "Kei", which I used as a model for my older sister.
But my wife was already allowed to use the name "Kei" and my wife said "Sure" and gave it back, so I don't think you'll see it for a long time.
How about you, Kaneda-san? How do you raise your children?
My husband likes to move his body, so he doesn't let me sleep at night at all.
So, no matter how much I tell him to sleep, he doesn't let me play at all in the daytime, and I'm in a lot of trouble.
Kaneda-san's three-year-old daughter, Chie-chan.
Looking at what happens at home at night...
- What are you doing? - Is a child sleeping at all? - Muscle training! - Muscle training? You're pushing her.
- No, it's supposed to be fast. - Muscle training? - I'm going! - Yes, goodbye! - You're fast!
- Can you really do that? - Chie-chan's three - year-old daughter, Chie-chan.
She's three years old, but she still has a lot of energy at night, Chie-chan.
I'm trying to put her to sleep, but...
- Chie-chan, go to sleep. - No, I don't want you to sleep. I really don't want you to sleep. - No, I want you to sleep.
- I'm back. - It's one o'clock. - It's one and a half in the middle of the night.
- This is the situation. - Mom's voice is getting louder and louder.
It was a three-year-old who was too energetic.
- My husband... - It's one o'clock in the middle of the night. - That's right.
- He works out and does muscle training every day. He's three years old, but he still does it. - That's amazing.
- When I went to my mom's house, she said, "Wow, you're good at it, Chie-chan."
- I said, "Is this a job?"
- I want to be stronger and stronger. - I see.
- What about your parents? - His parents got married and divorced twice.
- That's quite a lot. - My parents are both fathers and mothers.
- When I was in first grade of high school, I was sleeping on my day off.
- The second floor is the living room.
- I heard a loud noise like "bang, bang!" and things falling down.
- I wondered what it was, and I went up the stairs.
- My mom was grabbing my dad's head and beating him up.
- My dad was beating up my mom.
- That was the first time.
- The second time, I woke up and went to bed on the morning of the day I went to school.
I was writing something while putting my hand on the desk, so I saw it while I was asleep and it was a divorce notice.
I wrote the name "sir" and replied "put it out" like a school print.
I don't think I've ever written a divorce notice while standing up.
I think we sit down and talk about it, but it's the second time, so I put it out like a print and then divorced again.
I think it's the second time, but it might be the fifth.
If you look at it slowly...
Divorce is a long-term thing.
It's not like it's a short-term thing but it's not like it's a momentary thing.
Next, we have "devil's voice and magic".
His father is a painter who hasn't sold anything in 48 years of his career.
Who is it?
It's me.
Yes.
My dad has been playing Enka singer for 48 years.
But I haven't been sold at all.
Yes.
It's funny.
My name is Kin-chan in Roman alphabet.
Can you see it?
There is a horizontal bar between Kin and Chan.
It looks like a tattoo.
That's a normal name.
You have been doing it under this name for 48 years?
Yes, I have.
I have been doing it under Kin-chan's name.
Of course, you can't eat Enka alone.
I have been doing it under my family's name.
You have been doing it under your family's name?
Yes, I have.
My dad hasn't been sold and he doesn't have a cooking license.
He is a store manager.
Don't say that.
Anyway, he has been doing it under my family's name.
After this, Kin-chan's father has been doing it under his family's name.
They are partners.
They are senior reporters.
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Tomahawk, Kin-chan's father's izakaya, is being infiltrated by a reporter.
Itabashi is Tokiwadai.
It's a dirty city.
You shouldn't say "city" like that.
I'm a kid.
I'm Kin-chan, an izakaya owner.
This is an izakaya run by Kin-chan's parents in 1938.
I've stolen all of them.
I've put my stuff here.
I've stolen all of them.
I'm from the National Tax Service.
Don't move, everyone.
It's been a while.
Kin-chan's parents welcomed her with a kind smile.
Kin-chan's father, Michihiro Enka singer in 1948, and Kin-chan's mother, Chiyoko.
Is your father still alive?
He's still alive.
He's a regular customer.
He's been to a lot of izakayas, but this is the only one he's been to.
Maybe it's not a lie.
He's always been...
He's been to a lot of izakayas, but this is the only one he's been to.
And Mr. Omuro.
How are you?
Mr. Omuro doesn't like this izakaya the most.
I'll treat you, so please eat a lot.
No, I can't eat it all before the izakaya closes.
It closes at ten.
Even if you make fun of me, it's funny.
When I come here, I feel like Mr. Kimimaro or Mr. Dogmamushi.
A large number of customers gather in a large izakaya.
Of course, there's food, too.
I'd like chorizo, goya champuru, and gomoku yakisoba, please.
Chorizo is the most famous dish.
Here's your chorizo.
It's long, isn't it?
Look at the number of slices.
There are about a thousand of them in here.
I'm letting all of this delicious meat juice out of it.
Thank you for it.
It looks delicious.
Wait a minute.
You said chorizo, but you brought something that's not spicy.
It's spicy, but it says "chorizo" in the bag.
I bought it at the supermarket and warmed it up in the microwave.
So I didn't make any effort in this izakaya.
What's wrong with you?
Here's your goya champuru.
Goya champuru.
But it says "pepper champuru".
I don't know what you're talking about.
When you order "katsu" and they serve you "tuna"...
It's such a flavorful dish and it's also a specialty.
He's a veteran singer with 48 years of experience and a duet with Izakaya Kin-chan's "Utahime".
Hey, it's "chike"!
It's "chike"!
It's my song!
Songs unknown to unknown people don't move me at all.
Well, it's delicious.
When I'm busy, I eat "goya" or something like that.
But sometimes, I only eat "gomoku yakisoba" twice.
You used to put a lot of "yakisoba" posters when you were young.
Was it when you were young?
Yes, it was when I was young.
You were in the same generation as Mr. Ken Nago.
You were a senior to Mr. Downtown.
I was a senior to him for about 10 years.
You were really famous.
I was famous, but I wasn't popular at all.
I was like a second-generation talent who wasn't popular at all.
Did you want to enter this world because of your father's influence?
That's right. My father forced me to play a child's role.
This is me playing a child's role.
This is me.
What is this?
When I was young, my mother liked fat children.
So, I was made by my mother-in-law.
If you didn't accept it, you wouldn't get fat.
I only ate potatoes.
Potatoes and chorizo.
That's right.
What about your family in Sakai?
My family is better than his family.
His family was hated by the village from his grandfather's generation.
That's not true.
His family was rich.
His grandfather dug a hot spring for his family.
His family is rich.
He dug a hot spring in Chikumashite, Nagano.
You think it's amazing, don't you?
Usually, a city or a city will give you money because you are rich.
But in his family, his grandmother gave him money and forced him to make money.
Usually, there is no such person.
So, you were rich.
But I was rich.
In the countryside, there is a family that is hated by the village.
That family is Matsue.
Is it hated by the whole village?
The grandfather or grandmother who say, "The leaves of the house next door are falling."
It's the same style as now.
It's the opposite.
I don't want to live next door.
The next person is...
Shimizu Airi.
Her father is a very shy and outgoing person.
He looks like he's about to go crazy.
But he is very shy and calm.
Even on LINE, he doesn't respond at all.
I don't know what he is thinking about.
Have you ever seen your father's story?
Yes, I have.
What does he say?
Do as you like.
Your father is here today.
Is it okay?
Please come in, father.
He is huge.
He is scary.
What are you doing?
I'm Katagi.
Katagi?
I can't see you.
Dad, what do you think of your daughter's work?
Well...
Shibu...
I like her.
She does what she likes.
I have nothing to say.
Be quiet.
I can't say anything.
What do you think, Shibu?
Dad, don't you have anything you want to ask her?
Something I want to ask her?
Yes.
Well...
I sometimes wear sexy clothes like this.
Don't you worry about it?
I see.
What do you think of it, Dad?
Even if I worry about it...
I can't do anything about it.
What?
Why do you say that on TV?
Do you have a microphone?
I've been watching you all the time.
Dad, you haven't moved an inch.
You haven't moved an inch.
I'm sorry, Dad.
How old are you?
I'm 55 years old.
You're younger than me!
You're not that old!
You're amazing!
What?
What are you going to do?
Do you want me to show you something, Dad?
Wow!
I'll show you something, Dad.
SEXY META
Let's go with a complete sentence that will confuse your dad.
What?
Should we go with your dad's name?
Yes, it's Kazuhiro.
Kazuhiro.
Let's go with Kazuhiro.
Shall we go with Kazuhiro?
Yes, please.
Let's go.
KA
I say it at this timing without hiding it...
ZU
HI
You've been supporting me all the time...
HI
There's one thing I want to ask you.
RO
Can you see if I'm eating bread in the back alley?
What?
What are you doing?
What are you saying?
What are you being told?
It's my first time doing this.
I'm nervous.
I'm dreaming.
Just go with it.
A comedian with strong desire to sell himself says "bakudan" many times.
I'm jealous!
Mr. Kamada...
Are you jealous of me?
No, no, no!
His debt is 120 million yen.
What?!
Even Tsubasa Honda is dating him.
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