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Here we go! Tonight's guest!
Please come in!
Do you know what kind of people did this today?
What do you think it is?
Common points?
People who usually wear bras.
Bras are crazy perverts!
I'll say it!
What color are you wearing today?
Can you do it for an hour?
Does it itch here?
Stop talking about bras!
There's no way the third generation will come out!
Let's start with this corner!
Imagashun's best men's disbandment sentiment!
They're already the best men!
Well, honestly, even if you say it like that, it can't be helped.
The first theme is this!
We're selling so well!
That's crazy!
That's not true!
You've said it so far!
Of course, of course!
It's not like we said it!
It's not like we said it on our own!
But how many episodes did you do today?
Today is the third episode.
The third episode!
And after this, you'll do a live radio show.
Two hours!
That's amazing!
How many times do you do it a day?
I can't sleep all the time, so I feel like I just met you!
I've been doing it for about two days.
I've been doing it yesterday and the day before yesterday, but it's not a self-connection, it's a time connection!
I haven't been able to sleep since then!
I haven't met you in such a span!
I'll break your laughing brain!
It's so funny that it's sometimes spicy!
Sometimes you do it and it's funny!
It's funny!
We've sold so much!
First of all, this person!
Rintaro!
He's a comedian!
He moved to a apartment building with a rent of 310,000 yen!
That's amazing!
I've always wanted to live in an apartment building!
I've always wanted to show my dream to the 7th generation!
I've moved, so can you take a look at the house?
Let's go!
Until three months ago, Rintaro, who lived in an apartment building with a rent of 100,000 yen!
It's a new house that's perfect for super sales!
Welcome!
Yeah!
That's great!
It's a big success!
It's a good pattern!
Is it marble?
Yeah!
I heard it was marble!
And on top of the shiny marble!
Is it expensive?
Hello.
Look at the view!
It's like this.
It's beautiful!
It's bigger than that house, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is the 80-square meter house with a rent of 310,000 yen.
The interior is also successful and luxurious.
It's much better now.
It's much more expensive now.
The TV is huge!
I'm a successful man with 71 years of experience.
These are my favorite clothes and accessories.
This is also a reward for me.
It's a high-brand clothing.
It's worth 300,000 yen.
It's an apparel brand called "IGGY" that I run.
It's an apparel brand!
Yes, I'm a successful man.
I'm a successful man.
I think you admire me.
I'm a successful man, aren't I?
I'm not a successful man, but I admire you.
I decorate my showcase with things I receive.
Among them, there is a treasure that Mr. Mintaro keeps carefully.
It's a shop.
It's a tissue.
It's a fake one.
I'm a successful man.
I like it.
It's fun.
Is it fun?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's been about two and a half years, hasn't it?
It's been two and a half years and you've come this far.
Yes, it is.
That's what surprises me the most.
In addition, you've become elegant in your lifestyle.
Breakfast for successful people.
It's a success.
I feel successful.
You are full of energy.
I'm full of energy.
It's a success.
I had some questions.
And this is the highlight.
The scenery? The scenery outside?
What do you see?
Sky lounge.
If you look too much...
Sky lounge.
It's cool, isn't it?
Sky lounge.
Like this.
What is it?
The scenery of Tokyo is the proof of a successful person.
When I first came to Tokyo,
I came all the way from my apartment in Itabashi on the 6th floor.
I'm admiring it myself.
I want to show my back to my juniors.
So I dare to show my back.
I'm doing it in a dashing style.
It doesn't come out.
I'm afraid of heights, so this is the limit.
Really?
It was Rintaro's home where he made his entertainment dream come true.
It's a small place, but you can go out.
I'm an adult, and I can do whatever I want.
You didn't show me your bedroom.
I wonder who's there.
You don't like your bedroom, do you?
I'm in a festive mood every day.
There's a music station.
Don't you know it?
I don't know either.
It's in the dressing room where only the performers can get it.
You can bring it and play with it.
You can't put it on even if you wipe it with something, can you?
Why is it a limited edition?
I don't know that kind of thing.
But if you live in a place like that, it's an elevator, and you can bring someone in the middle of it.
That's right.
It suits you as an owner, doesn't it?
It suits me, but...
I don't know if you're going to an American school or not, but...
The little girls are also very well-raised.
The three girls are different from Japanese girls.
But they don't talk to me.
It's like they're aware of it.
And when I can't see it, they say, "Are you English?"
Are you English?
The culture is different.
It's really different.
That's amazing.
It's a native pronunciation.
It's completely different from where you live, isn't it?
That's right.
What kind of life do you have?
That's right.
The three of us entertainers are sharing a room now.
It's about 100,000 yen per night.
It's per night?
It's per night for now.
It's the same pattern as your specialty.
If you have a bad habit, you're like that.
You're not good at calculating, are you?
But like you said, you don't want to go to Tawaman, do you?
No, Tawaman is...
I don't know what you mean, but you walk there, don't you?
You know what I mean, don't you?
I've done it like two or three times.
It's amazing.
Well, you know, there's security.
That's right.
But at first glance, when I get in front of the taxi, it's like a gacha in my room.
I don't know what you mean, but you live in Tawaman.
How about you, Chidori?
When you thought you were selling well...
It's the same for us.
This year, I realized it the most when I had a commercial shoot.
I shot it with Matsumoto.
Oh, I see.
You know, Chidori and I did a commercial together.
Oh, yes.
It was a commercial for Softbank.
I don't know who you are, but I'll show you who I am.
Master!
I did paper art by myself.
I don't want to wear it.
I fought with you for the first time in a while.
I'm sorry, stamp.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
I'm glad you're friends with me.
Is this a commercial?
Of course it is, but I like the color.
There are both good and bad things.
No, no, I mean, Mr. Matsumoto and commercial shooting, and it's a huge company, and Mr. Matsumoto is here.
I think I've gotten used to talking with Mr. Matsumoto a little bit, but it's a little bit like a skit.
Yes, I've never done a skit.
It's like you're doing a lot of things.
I'm nervous like I'm doing a skit with Mr. Matsumoto right now.
How many times have you done it again?
I've done it about ten times.
So you're okay with the skit?
I'm okay with it, but I've heard everything I shouldn't have heard.
I can't say it here, but this is the worst thing.
Please do it again.
Most of it is Nobu's face.
My face is different.
And the director and the commercial director, it's easy for Nobu to say.
Nobu's face is a little different.
Maybe what I think is that at the end of Mr. Matsumoto's skit,
after he said, 'Nobu's face is a little different,'
he said, 'Mr. Matsumoto's face is normal, too.'
Wait a minute, this is what I thought.
I thought Mr. Matsumoto was making a face in his own style,
but I was wrong.
That's why you should never watch it.
There's a ghost behind you.
That's the only thing Nobu and I haven't heard.
Nobu, I heard you say that.
I heard you say it once.
Mr. Matsumoto, you can make a normal face.
That's what I was doing in my own plan.
No, you have to make a normal face.
No, no, no.
At the commercial shooting site, Mr. Daigo exposed his hidden story.
But Mr. Matsumoto has one more thing to say.
I'd like you to stop asking me this.
Claim?
This is a claim, honestly.
Even today.
Mr. Matsumoto, I don't know if you say it to other entertainers,
but you say hello before the show, don't you?
Please say hello to me today.
If you say it, I'll say 'thank you' and leave.
Mr. Matsumoto always says something.
- He does. - He does.
He doesn't say it out loud.
But after he says it, he always says something.
"You're wearing a thick round neck today," he said.
An argon T-shirt.
I always say, "Thank you for your compliments."
Are you complimenting me?
Please say it.
This is probably about 70 points.
If you get more than 70 points,
you can easily join the show.
If you miss one shot here,
you won't be able to join the show anymore.
There's a lot of things.
One time, I was asked, "How are you doing?"
Everyone answers, "I'm doing well."
So if you're asked, "How are you doing?" and you say, "I'm doing well,"
they say, "You're in bad shape."
If you're asked, "How are you doing?" and you say, "I'm doing well," they say, "You're in bad shape."
If you're asked that and you say, "I'm in bad shape," you'll be fired.
You'll be fired.
I don't want you to do that. If you're doing it for your colleagues, don't do it.
I see.
Thank you for saying so much today.
Well, my score is pretty low.
I don't think so.
I see.
Yamashita seems to be particular about his house.
Oh, yes. I have a lot of hobbies.
I have a lot of hobbies.
I like fishing.
Speaking of Mr. Yamashita, he has a YouTube channel called "Semon Channel."
He's a good fisherman in the entertainment world, too.
Let's do it!
That's why he has four fishing tools in his house.
That's amazing.
This is where I put a lot of fishing gear for the sea.
First of all, this is for line fishing and lure fishing.
I used this when I caught tuna.
I also have a reel like this.
I also have a lure like this.
This is a fishing rod.
I have a lot of rods, but I didn't have many rods, so I'm sending them to America.
Yamashita's precious tools have been displayed in his house.
It's a great success for a hobby like this.
That's amazing.
In addition, this is not Mr. Yamashita's only hobby.
That is...
DIY!
He is particular about making all kinds of things at home, such as furniture and interior design.
This is a part of my collection.
I made all of these shelves myself.
There is an electrical pipe like this.
I combined it with a cutting board and cut it out and made it.
I have a lot of other sneakers, but I put them all in the warehouse.
In addition, Mr. Yamashita even made this himself.
By the way, I also made this door myself.
By using only this kind of material, you can hit the wood and scrape it off.
You can do that kind of work.
You have to adjust the position of the cutting board and scrape it off.
I think I was able to make all of this for less than 10,000 yen in total.
That's all for Mr. Yamashita's hobby room.
You can do it like this.
Isn't that a bed?
It's a bed, but if you can restore it now, you can do anything you want.
So you can remove and store the door you had and make a new one yourself.
Please return it when it comes out.
But it depends on the purchase.
Are you trying to escape?
Are you trying to leave like this?
There was a door originally, but you didn't like it.
You didn't like it, so you made it white and like a bell.
It's ugly, so I thought I'd take it off.
I didn't know you had such an idea.
How much do you make?
You make a lot of money, don't you?
You're a performer, right?
I'm a performer.
Do you make more money as a performer?
Not really.
We write lyrics ourselves.
We don't charge for karaoke.
We don't charge for anything we do.
But you still make a lot of money.
Even if you're in LA, you're doing something great as a hobby, aren't you, Mr. Yamashita?
That's right.
Three-time J-soul Renaissance performer in LA.
He's doing a great job beyond his hobby.
Games!
What he's especially into is a super popular shooting battle royale game, "Fortnite," which has over 350 million players worldwide.
What will Mr. Eri do in this game?!
He's participating in a world championship!
He's like a representative of Japan.
In this tournament where top players from all over the world gather, will he play as a member of the Japanese team?!
He won all 8 titles in a row by beating all top players from all over the world!
Even though he's not good at soccer, he's a world- famous player!
He's a world-famous player, so it's amazing that he won all 8 titles in a row!
Yes, I was very nervous.
I'm in a team with a pro-gamer who was in the same team as me.
He also played an active role and won all 8 titles in a row.
8?!
That's a lot of money!
That's right! Even if it's all-or-nothing, it's for charity.
Wow, that's cool!
I'm not going to use this part, but...
You're not going to use it?!
Who's going to use it?!
You're not going to use it?!
I'm going to cut you out and never use it!
You're not going to use it?!
You remember that?!
His main job and hobby are both excellent, but...
He's also very particular about what he does, which is to represent handsome guys.
I like accessories.
I actually organize my own accessories.
I'd like to show you how I organize them.
First, I prepare the super hot air cleaner.
First of all, I put the bowl with water and detergent in it.
This is surprising, isn't it?
Eri's daily life is to make all the accessories she had on that day shiny.
I'm going to put all the accessories I used today in one.
It looks like you're putting in a lot of things.
Wow!
It's very heavy.
It's a total of 16.2 million yen.
Is this how you put it in?
What is this?
I'm going to put it in like this.
It's very clear.
There's no dirt like this at all.
It doesn't change that much.
Compared to water after washing, there is no dirt that has fallen.
I hope it will be helpful.
It was a shiny and handsome man's daily life.
Do you have bracelets and eight million yen?
That's right. I put it on today, too.
The diamond is expensive.
I know.
That's amazing.
Accessories like this can be used on stage.
I'm going to spend as much money as possible on things that can be used on stage.
But some of you have bad habits.
That's right.
It's about half of that.
Necklaces like this look a little tough.
But I think it looks good on you.
I see.
I've never worn it before.
You're wearing it!
It's synthetic.
It looks great on you.
You'll die if you fall into a lava pit at the end of the show.
I'll be back.
He's a bad guy.
He's a terrorist of evil.
The next person is...
Kanechika!
He's a young man's spokesperson.
He also worked for the United Nations.
That's right.
Recently, people call me "young man's spokesperson".
Even if you don't want it.
That's right. Even if you don't want it, people call me that.
Recently, people call me "young man's spokesperson".
You're amazing!
What can I do for world peace?
Oh, Burzon?
And former Burzon Chiemi.
Fujiwara Shion san.
You're not that popular.
No, I'm not!
I'm the leader of the movement!
Those two are amazing people.
What can I do for world peace?
For world peace, I said...
Take care of people you know.
Stop it, you!
And after he wrote it, he added "koshitsuke" because he thought it was dangerous.
What is that?
I can't say it in one word.
Like Kanechika-san, who has connected with the United Nations,
from here, he will unravel the connection with unexpected people that resulted in his popularity.
How about you, Erii?
After you debuted, you gradually started getting good reviews for Ako-san.
Yesterday, when I passed by Amamii Yuki-san,
she said, "You like Erii a lot. You like her because she's erotic."
Erotic?
She said I like her because she's erotic.
At that moment, I was shocked and thought, "Really?"
I'm happy to be seen by such a famous person like her.
Oh, you know her.
I'm the same age as her, but when she said to Kimura Takeya-san,
The dance I want to do on the radio is Erii's dance,
I was shocked and couldn't sleep that night.
You're quite a social person.
I like Erii more than Sherry.
Sherry is my mate.
If you say it like that, Yamashita-san, you should say it, too!
When you were young.
I see.
Yes.
I'm also a very famous person.
You are. You've been around for a long time.
Yes, I have.
I'm a very famous bass player.
Sekiya Manabu-san and...
Sekiya Manabu-san?
Yes, that's me.
I don't know him. He's winning.
Can you give me a bigger punch?
That's his limit.
I'd like to give you a bigger punch.
Legendary Kikumoto-san and...
Another one is charismatic Fukushima Gen-san.
He's young.
I'm a bit old.
How about you, Sekiya-san?
Can you show me?
Well...
I'll do a monomaniac.
You can do a monomaniac?
You're amazing.
Monomaniac
I'll decide the cast.
I don't know about the cast.
Here it is! Come here!
Come here! Come here!
Here it is! Here it is!
Here it is!
It's similar!
It's strange!
It's different!
It's strange!
What is it?
It's "the big three".
Can you do it with Kikumoto-san and Fukushima-san?
Can you do it?
I can do it with Kikumoto-san and Fukushima-san.
It's like "the big three".
There's a difference.
That's right!
When Kikumoto-san...
Yes?
When you decide the cast while you're still wet.
OK!
Yes! OK!
Can you explain it?
Here it is!
Nobita...desu.
Kuri-sotsu!
Why don't you clap your hands?
Come on, you three! Do it at last!
Fukushima-san!
Fukushima-san, do it!
I can't do it!
Daigo, you can do it!
Can you do it?
Daigo's Fukushima-san,
Nobita's Nobita-san...
I don't even know the member of the United Nations!
No, no, Daigo, you can do it!
Because an island...an islander can do it!
Oh, OK, OK!
After this, Daigo Chidori's charismatic fisherman impersonation!
And now, Daigo Chidori's charismatic fisherman impersonation!
Fukushima is a bit of a mess, though.
It's all over the place.
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
Don't broadcast it!
What does "chiii" mean?
He started acting with such a pale face!
What does "chiii" mean?
Well, some people are already famous and we've become friends with them.
Who are they?
We are...
Oguro Maki-san.
Oguro Maki-san, Rintaro-san and Kanechika-san.
We have a group line of three people.
Three people?
Kanechika is from Hokkaido.
That's right.
When I'm on line, I feel like Kanechika is a little cute.
Kanechika doesn't join the line group at all.
He only lines up with me.
I see.
I feel like I'm just connecting with him for Kanechika's sake.
When I went to the restaurant Oguro Maki-san often goes to, I contacted him and told him I would go.
He said he already paid me and asked me to order whatever I like.
He paid me everything.
What is that?
I was like "Wow!" and then one day Rintaro-san...
I went to the restaurant but I paid for it myself.
You're not honest.
You're not honest at all.
I'm not honest.
Honestly, the entertainer I want to be loved by is Hamada-san.
That's not true!
That's weird!
It's weird that you don't love me!
That's weird!
You don't love me!
I haven't said it even once.
It's true that we're entertainers and we're in Yoshimoto.
But our birthdays are the same.
May 11th.
Our birthdays are the same.
The same.
And Hamada-san's son and I are twins.
We're the same age.
And Hamada-san's dad is a painter and my dad is a painter.
How can you not love me when you have such similarities?
It's impossible but...
Hamada-san, you don't increase it at all, do you?
You don't increase it at all, do you?
No, no, no.
You don't increase it or decrease it, do you?
You don't...
You invite Matsumoto-san and Daigo-san, don't you?
And I thought I wanted to get closer to Hamada- san.
Hamada-san, if you're happy or if you want me to do it again, I'll do it again.
And you said, "Oh, let's do it."
And you had a big smile on your face.
It happens sometimes.
You had a big smile on your face like the sun in a picture book.
You're a scary guy, aren't you?
Your face is all in your mouth, isn't it?
You don't invite me at all even if you make me do it.
Hamada-san, where do you decide it?
Where do you decide it and what do you decide it separately?
Like, "This guy seems like a good guy."
No, it's not like that.
I don't know if you've met him or not.
Right, right.
So you should invite me and make me do it.
I think you've done it about five times.
You and Hamada-san are good friends with Missile- man's Iwabe.
You and Hamada-san have had a meal with Iwabe once.
You don't invite me at all even if you make me do it.
You invite me and make me do it.
You're like my family. I want you to invite me and make me do it.
I see.
So, how about you, Nobu?
You're good friends with someone like me.
I was surprised by Fujii Ayako-san who invited me to have a meal with her.
She's amazing.
She's amazing, too.
What are you eating?
Is it good?
I only eat ayu.
Why Fujii Ayako-san only eats ayu?
There are many kinds of ayu.
Don't say that!
Fujii Ayako-san, you're eating it, aren't you?
No, I'm not eating it.
You're eating it, aren't you?
It's a fried ayu.
Hey!
It's a boiled ayu.
It's a fried ayu.
All of your soy sauce comes in by e-mail.
I only eat ayu.
It really comes in.
I made a reservation at a Japanese restaurant.
My manager and I went there.
Isn't it amazing?
I thought it was amazing.
I'm enjoying it!
Why does this show keep going on?
It's not like the entertainment world has no passion or apology.
It can't be like that!
It's amazing!
When I went in, Aiko Fujii and her manager were waiting for me.
I said, "Wow, I'm nervous, please!"
I said, "Hey, isn't that Nobu-chan?"
And the person who came in from behind was Detective Mikawa.
Wow!
Aiko Fujii was pranking and calling Detective Mikawa.
I see!
But it doesn't taste like anything.
Even though you're nervous?
Even though I'm nervous...
This is tough.
I'm thankful for Fujii-san, too.
I don't know how many of Mikawa-san fell for it, but there are a lot of presents for Nobu-chan.
Nobu-chan sent me a T-shirt.
It was a high-end brand.
Gucci's.
And the other day, she sent me a face shield.
She sent me two of each.
I'm saying this now, but please stop.
Why?!
That's enough!
Detective Mikawa, that's enough!
Detective Mikawa sends me a face shield on a regular basis.
I'm scared!
What are you scared of?!
Detective Mikawa, you'll get it, won't you?
It's okay!
That's right.
Well, it was written in the weekly newspaper, but Daigo...
Yes?
Right? Shimura-san's...
That's right.
There's no restriction!
After this, Daigo will talk about the behind-the- scenes of Shimura-san's purchase report!
This is...
really scary.
Why?
The other day, the weekly newspaper reported that Daigo-san had purchased Shimura-san's favorite high-end brand.
Daigo-san confessed his secret behind this news report.
It was a good story, though.
You don't have a driver's license, but you drive a car.
I don't have a driver's license, and my wife drives a big car, and the steering wheel is reversed.
Oh, it's a company.
But it's complicated.
It's more compact.
It's compact because it's compact, but no one drives it.
I don't know what to do.
This is really scary.
Oh, why?
I'm not afraid of buying a car.
Why am I telling you this story now?
I kept standing in the entertainment industry and had a lot of things.
When I got off the taxi on the third day, it was cold!
It's Friday, but I'm doing this live recorder.
It's exciting, isn't it?
Oh, which one?
Which one is strange?
I'm excited about things I don't like.
Did you buy a car when it was cold?
So I'm glad it's messed up.
I can't hold it down with a mask.
Which one is it?
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but I suddenly got angry and got angry.
When I thought about it, my son was born in Hamada.
Congratulations!
I'm relieved.
It's strange, isn't it?
I'm still a kid and I say that much.
I don't remember much of the questions after that.
I understand.
The next theme is this!
Popular people are painful!
How about you, Erii?
Is there anything difficult?
I'm from Aomori.
I'm from Aomori, too.
I went in the opposite order.
I go to hot springs a lot.
I've loved hot springs since I was a kid.
Even when I come to Tokyo, I go to hot springs and go to the sauna.
Going to a hot spring now is a little...
It's kind of embarrassing to be looked at like that.
You have to look at it properly.
I hate it when I see it.
What about the members?
We've never seen it before.
And...
You haven't seen it before, right?
You want to see it, don't you?
To be honest, we really want to see it.
There was an audition for the third generation of J. Soul Brothers.
And the training camp and the training camp were the same.
The baths were all the same.
And I thought I had a chance.
I thought it was a chance.
No matter how hard you try to get around, you'll definitely get stuck like this.
Like this.
Make sure you can't see it from any angle.
It's different.
I shave my hair, too.
I shave it.
It's embarrassing to be looked at like that.
Do you do it now?
That's right.
It's different from the small and embarrassing people you often see in Japan.
No, it's not like that.
I feel like I'm going to be rumored later.
What do you mean?
It's amazing.
The shape is...
Don't you know what I'm talking about?
Don't you know?
No, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
I'm getting more and more curious and I want to see it more and more.
That's right.
You guys don't shave, do you?
We're a duo and we shave our hair.
We don't grow it anymore.
By the way, Chidori and I both shave our hair.
What?
You guys are a little different.
I have a reason for that.
By the way, my butt hair is amazing.
All in.
All in is amazing.
A black cat is clinging to me.
I'm doing rock climbing.
Really?
Have you ever tried to peel it off?
You're a black cat.
You were trying to peel it off.
By the way,
I was asked if I would do it anyway.
Then I did it.
I did it once on a show.
I did it in a penalty game when Kai went.
I said I didn't like it,
but when I tried it,
it was definitely easier.
It's really good.
I used to cut it with scissors,
but when it grew up to some extent,
it was like a sword cut from my pants.
If it's like that,
you have to do it again.
We're like that.
Mr. Rintaro said he wanted to do it,
and he asked me to follow him.
I'm his senior,
so I followed him.
Mr. Rintaro said he couldn't do it
because of UV allergy,
and he left me alone.
He said he couldn't do it,
and he left me alone.
He doesn't have much experience as a woman,
so he left me alone.
I was so embarrassed that
I wanted to float like a compass
when I was asked to be silent.
What about you, Yubi?
Recently,
I've been doing covers of women's magazines.
There are various magazines.
BL is popular, isn't it?
For example, "hold hands"
or "take a picture with your nose open."
Recently,
Yoko Ono and John Lennon
were looking at a picture of them
hugging each other naked,
and said, "I'll do it like this."
How far are we going to go?
This is...
This kind of thing is required, isn't it?
This is...
Chidori is...
Yes, if it's an exit, I can still understand it, but Chidori is also asking for it.
Seriously.
This is...
This is embarrassing.
This is... Who is asking for it?
Someone who wants to get closer.
This is...
Chidori-san...
You have to refuse John Lennon.
That's right.
Well, we'll do it here.
Well, I also had a feeling like, "Is it okay for an entertainer to do this?"
But what changed my conviction that I wasn't wrong was that
Downtown-san was also doing this.
No, Ushio-san is doing this.
He's doing it the most!
That's right!
This is okay!
This is embarrassing!
This is a jacket! A jacket!
It's from my school trip.
No, it's worse!
It's worse than that!
It's beautiful!
It's too much!
It's a graduation album.
It's too cheap!
But what about you, Chidori?
Did you ever feel like, "This is bad!"?
Ah...
Well, you know, you get to talk to a lot of people, don't you?
Well, thank you!
In the past, I don't think it was like that, but...
I think it was when I was riding the Shinkansen back in Osaka...
A stranger came up to me from the front...
He grabbed me and stopped for a bit...
And I said...
I finally met you.
And he said...
Um... I always thought I'd meet you someday.
I can finally give you this.
On the Shinkansen.
You gave me a force agent I've never seen before.
I've never seen it before.
I'd like you to try it out for me, Mr. Daigo.
I've always had it with me.
That makes me mad!
On the Shinkansen back in Osaka...
He said, "I finally met you."
He was a woman.
Her hair was all over the place.
She had about two teeth.
Hello.
I'm Daigo's sister.
Wait, wait, wait!
You have a lot of teeth!
Only your teeth are bad!
You have a lot of teeth, but only your teeth are bad!
After this, Kenjiro Yamashita and Rintaro will go on a girls' relationship scholarship!
If we don't do anything, let's go to a hotel.
Masumoto-san, it seems like "tore daka" is getting more and more intense.
Yes, it has that famous deluxe "hamada maki" in it.
No, no, no!
Was it influenced by "tore daka"?
No, no, no! "tore daka" is already...
That famous...
The director of "ase daka" came and "futablog" completely disappeared.
"Farewell, Morita"'s internet sales gossip.
It's really not good.
Morita!
What's up, Morita?
What's up with you?
What's up with you, Christian?
Well...
It's really all about money, isn't it?
What?
It's not like that!
"Thermander" is worth hundreds of thousands of yen.
"Accessories" worth 16 million yen.
I really can't do it.
You can't?
When can I go there?
Even if you can...
That's impossible if you don't go there more than once a year.
That's a world corner!
That's right, but...
But you're also making money with your own business, Morita.
My "deluxe" gallery is worth 50,000 yen.
That's good!
It's better than mine!
No, no, no!
What are you talking about?
No!
Really!
Today...
I looked up how much you make.
So, for now...
I looked it up.
Chidori-san!
I looked it up on my own.
I also know how much a show costs.
You did it on your own, didn't you?
Yes!
You said "on your own" in a loud voice.
Here it is!
Chidori's annual income forecast for 2019.
The number of shows you appeared in last year...
About 350 shows.
Yes!
And you think that one show is worth 500,000 yen...
Are you stupid?
Last year, you made 107,500,000 yen just for TV.
I see!
And for commercials...
Chidori-san, you have six commercials now.
Wow!
All of them are worth 100,000,000 yen.
Yes!
If you add them up, it's 207,500,000 yen.
No way!
You said "just for TV".
I see!
If you think about theater sales...
It's about 42,000,000 yen.
No way!
It can't be!
It can't be that much for theater sales!
You're crazy!
Well, I'm a little angry now...
So, I hope that the salesmen here will lower their image a little bit.
You said it! You said it!
Here is the story of "gossip".
Yes!
"Exile", "Pakuri", "Giwaku", "Kouhai", "Nami ni Mayute wo dashite"...
"Elvand", "Wedge" and "Zubuzubu"...
Oh, my! Oh, my!
Yes! First of all, here it is!
Yes!
"Exit", "Exile", "Pakuri", "Giwaku"...
I see!
By the way, "Exit" is a duo name.
A duo name?
Yes!
There is a rumor that "Exile" started with "Pakuri"...
Do you like "Exile" very much?
Yes! Yes! I like him very much!
Even when I upload my Instagram posts...
I like him so much that I put a hashtag "I want to connect with fans of the third generation of J. Soul Brothers".
When I create a new duo name...
I want to use a duo name that starts with "ex"...
So, I looked up a lot of "ex" words...
And "exit" came up...
I thought it was cool!
If you think "exit" is close to "money", it's totally fine.
I was told "exit" because it's similar to "exile" and I was like "what?!"
But when I looked it up, it was like "exit".
So I asked if it's okay for me to be a "combo" that can be "exit" with laughter of people who are in pain in everyday life?
And they said "anything is fine".
Recently, when I was interviewing people, I asked "what is "exit" from?"
And the first thing they said was "it's a laughter that can be a way out of stress for people".
That's what they said first!
And they stole it!
So it's like this...
It's like "money".
There might be a trial between LDH and "exit" soon.
Really?!
It might be.
Other than "exit", is there any gossip?
Actually, there is one thing I want to confirm with LDH.
Recently, LDH brought home a German woman.
As expected!
LDH definitely came home with a German woman.
What do you think, LDH?
I like foreign women.
And when I invite a woman, I always say "let's go to a hotel because we won't do anything".
And because she is a foreigner, she gave me a good response.
She said "if you don't do anything, I don't want to go".
So I said "let's go", and we went straight to the hotel.
And when we were walking, it was morning in Shibuya.
And when we saw the typhoon broadcast on Japanese TV, we were caught in it.
What?!
Really?!
We were like "Umezawa Tomoya of Reiwa".
We were caught in a typhoon.
But she called me and said "what are you doing?"
She was watching that broadcast in the morning?
Yes, that time.
That's a great story.
I was working part-time at an old age home.
So I lied and said "I'm working part-time at a nightclub".
And she said "who are you talking about?"
Morita, is this true?!
It's true!
Okay, okay, it's fine.
That's amazing.
Next up is this.
Yamashita Kenjiro, you even helped your junior's sister.
There's a person called Shirahama Alan of Generations.
I think he's been on DX too.
His sister is a model named Lovely.
And there's a rumor that Yamashita Kenjiro helped Lovely.
There was a rumor like that on the internet.
One of my friends heard about it and said "this is definitely weird".
And when I heard about it,
I went with Naoki, Ryuji Imaichi and went to Disney Sea.
And on the same day, Lovely went with her friends.
And the general public saw us and was like "huh?"
And when they saw Lovely in a different attraction, they were like "huh? They're connected".
And we got excited and started going out.
And that's how you ended up breaking up.
How do you say that?!
It's dirty.
Even Happotion said "don't say that!"
Yoshimoto's comedian, Kenji's Robin.
Even young people can't say that!
It's not funny.
And the last rumor is this!
Nobu and Eiji Bando are in a bad relationship.
That's not true!
Morita, what is this?!
Nobu and Eiji Bando are in a bad relationship.
And we got an article about it.
Chidori's Nobu is extremely arrogant.
And as a result of being too nervous, he often makes mistakes on the show.
But for some reason, when Eiji Bando compliments Nobu, he seems to loosen up.
And before the show starts, the staff tries to talk to him.
It's like a magic spell!
Is it true?!
It's an article!
I actually checked it myself.
Oh, you did?
I did, but of course it's not true!
What's different?
Everything is different!
Matsumura-san, everything!
Everything is different!
Everything!
Well, I do get nervous.
It's an extremely arrogant show, but...
When Eiji Bando compliments you, don't you feel happy about it?
I'm not happy about it!
Hey!
I'm happy about it!
You shouldn't be happy about it!
I'm happy about it!
You shouldn't be happy about it!
I'm happy about it!
No matter who compliments you, you should be happy about it!
It's amazing!
After this, will Daigo reveal new evidence of his defection?!
It's amazing!
If you come, it'll be bad for you!
Bando-san will be happy with anyone's praise, right?
Of course! I've heard this line from all of my managers, but...
You haven't! If you say it, it'll be serious!
Zero!
So you're not nervous, Bando-san?
Of course not!
I know that!
Bando-san, I'm sorry!
No, no, Bando-san!
Next week, we'll have a super expensive impersonation show!
I'm not crying! This is an emergency!
Also, in collaboration with him...
Kima-san said, "Are you okay?"
Yumi-san said... What else did she say?
Look forward to next week!