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Good evening!
Tonight's "downtown deluxe" is...
I've only heard that it's a special project.
What are we going to do?
We are here...
Hello! I'm Tomonori Jinnai!
It's been a while, "downtown" san!
Oh, you were here!
I was here!
You were here, now that you mention it!
No, no, no!
It's not like that!
It's like "Ippatsu-ya"!
It's quite common!
I see, I see!
It's you, Tomonori Jinnai!
That's right!
You've been coming here quite often!
That's right!
What's up today?
This time...
It's "downtown deluxe" that Tomonori Jinnai can do!
Eh, is it okay?
No, it's my first time doing it!
I've done it about 1,200 times!
Will it be okay?
No, but this time...
We have a guest who loves "downtown deluxe" more than anyone else!
It's a song called "Katatti Forte"!
Are you serious?
That's right!
That's why I'm getting "downtown" san's "gyara" this time!
We don't get "gyara" that much!
Of course you don't!
I'll pay for it this time!
5 million yen, 5 million yen, and 10 million yen!
I just said something serious!
See, you're not saying anything!
You're not saying anything!
You're getting it!
No, I'm not!
You're nodding, Matsumoto-san!
I'm nodding!
No, I'm not!
You're saying "no, I'm not!"
You're not getting it!
No, I'm not!
Tonight's "deluxe" is...
"downtown"'s unbelievable life-form special!
That's what I want to do!
Shocking!
Hamada Masatoshi's too intense love!
I was told that myself.
This person cannot be judged under Japanese law!
Toseza's mother is Hamada's N.G.
The Deluxe Family has a lot of things to say about this and that!
And...
The King's wealth!
Matsumoto Hitoshi has something to say about the shocking photo!
This...
is...
Dad...
And...
The cute schoolgirl from downtown is also regrettable!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
So cute!
I never thought this video would last forever!
I don't know about you, but...
It's crazy!
Today, we have the Downtown Deluxe Family with us!
This time, it's for real!
Is it possible?
No, it's impossible!
This is really hard!
Really!
It's my first time being this nervous just by looking at the panel!
It's right in front of you!
It's possible!
I want you to do it!
I can't do it at all!
But...
I can say it because you're not here!
Please say it!
First of all, Katsumata-san!
Yes!
Your first appearance was in 1999!
So...
You've been here 270 times!
Thank you!
More than 20 years, right?
Katsumatsu-san, you've been here 270 times, right?
If you make 200,000 yen per time, you can get 5,400,000 yen!
You can get 5,400,000 yen just by making money!
This time, Morita and Kawai-kun have a corner.
I don't know if it's an official corner or not, but I wanted to have a corner and talked about Johnny's.
Before that, Morita-san had a corner about gossip and talked about it a lot by himself.
I was so frustrated that I texted him right away.
It's strange for you to say you're rivals.
I'm always conscious of it!
Morita-san is more of a rival than Katsumatsu-san!
And Nishino-san!
Yes!
Is Nishino-san invited this time?
She's invited! I think this is my home!
Is it like that?
She's into you.
I think she's into you, Hamada-san.
Really?!
The two of you have been fighting each other since you won the N1 championship.
But I think we haven't been out the most yet, so I'm still nervous!
I'm nervous!
I'm nervous about Katsumatsu-san, too!
I'm nervous!
When we did a talk show, you guys were kind enough to play it for me, right?
When we did "down dance" and "amagami", you guys were in front of me!
Those two guys!
You guys fought each other like that and I was really worried about you!
I was really worried about you!
I was worried about you!
Do you have any songs you admire?
Wow!
I'll fight better than this!
When did you fight each other?
Yes, we did!
And when you talk for a long time, you often hit Ichiko-san!
I did!
So, here is the first topic!
Shock! Hamada and Masatoshi are too scary!
First of all, Hamada-san of Downtown Deluxe!
We have summarized about Hamada-san's unexpected life form.
Let's watch the VTR!
Hamada Masatoshi's life form is too scary!
First of all, he is frozen and can't move at all!
But if you die, I won't be able to meet you!
Stop it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm a pirate!
But even if you open your eyes wide, there's no way to use them!
Shut up! Shut up!
What's wrong with you?!
Your eyes look round!
They are also produced!
What's wrong with you?!
When did you become a good graffiti idol?
If I say it in this order, I will show you something interesting.
Why do you say it yourself?!
You want to do it, don't you?!
You surprised me!
This place is interesting.
Thank you for coming here the other day.
Thank you for coming. Thank you for giving me one kilo of honey.
Sit down!
Please put your feet up.
Don't give me your shoes!
Next is Kendo, who has forgotten all about delicacy.
But I don't know that I am fat to win.
What do you mean?
I don't know that I am fat to win.
You are fat!
I am always looking this way.
You are always looking this way.
Stop it!
Let me swim a little more!
You are fat!
Stop it!
I thought that I would marry this man and that this man was given by God.
You are very critical.
You looked cool from behind, but you were bald when you looked in front of you.
And unpredictable, sudden violence.
How many times do you kiss each other in a day?
How many times do you kiss each other in a day in this kind of program?
Don't you ask me about it?
I often get asked about it, but I don't know because I kiss too much.
If I count it realistically, I kiss about 30 to 50 times a day.
You look funny.
I don't feel like it's a kiss. I just watch TV and think it's funny.
I don't feel like it's a kiss.
You look funny.
How about you, Koni?
We kiss every day, but we say good morning and say goodbye in the morning.
At the last moment we can't see each other, we say "kiss".
You look funny.
What?
What is this?
You look funny.
What do you want to do? What do you want to be?
I've said it many times, but...
I want to do it to deliver love to you.
Put it in your chin.
And slide it.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Huh?
Here it comes.
His hand is upside down!
And he's smiling at the cast.
What an adventure!
You drew Hamada's face well.
You drew it badly.
That's right! That's right!
You drew it badly!
To be honest...
I'm not sure if it was me or someone else.
I didn't mean it like that...
You drew it badly!
Glasses! Glasses!
Can glasses fly like that?
What kind of technology is that?
This kind of law can only be seen in Deluxe.
What kind of technology is that?
That's all for Hamada and Masatoshi's "This is amazing!"
That's amazing!
On the contrary, it feels good!
It feels good, doesn't it?
This person can't be judged in Japanese law!
That's impossible!
There's a strong back!
That's impossible!
What do you think, Shiboriwama and Mickey?
What did you think of that?
It's the same generation, and there's a possibility that it'll affect you too.
It's really scary.
I asked Kousei about it.
It seems like he was watching it at home without any reason.
It seems like Kousei's mother didn't like Hamada.
It's true.
But the way he throws the glasses is amazing.
It's amazing.
It's amazing that everyone is happy about it.
There are times when we hug Pinko and kiss her.
I don't know what that means.
Kiyoshi is someone you should never hit in the head.
Kiyoshi gets angry too.
I have to endure it.
I'm nervous about how to hold hands.
How about you, Hamada-san?
Hamada-san says this a lot on "deluxe".
Don't talk to me!
He says it.
On Christmas in December...
Didn't I tell you to talk?
Did you?
You don't remember, do you?
Don't talk to me!
He does it in a realistic way.
He doesn't say it out loud.
But he says it in a small voice.
That's enough.
When I went out...
I talked for a long time.
But when I went out, I said "That's enough."
You said "That's enough" while looking at something like a script.
Also, you should do this like "ton, ton," like Hamada-san did.
What do you think of it?
Also, in "DOWN DOWN DELUXE," don't the staff of "KAMPE" mess around a lot?
Only "DELUXE FAMILY" knows about Hamada Masatoshi's hidden face that is not broadcasted.
Ordinary hosts say "Okay, 5 seconds ago, 4, 3, 2, 1," "Okay, it started," but I always watch it and say "5, 4," "Okay, let's do 4," "Okay, I know, I know," "Okay, shall we do it?"
They definitely react.
They do, they do.
"5, 4," "Okay, I know," "Let's do it," "Let's do it," "Let's do it," but no one talks to it.
Even though they say "Let's do it," "Okay, let's do it," "Okay, I know," "Let's do it," even though there are genius guests.
They definitely do it.
Once the segment is over, everyone goes out, right?
And Hamada-san goes to Kamari-san and talks with Omono- san for a bit, right?
Yes, I talked with him.
With a really small voice...
It's true, it's true.
I think it was secretly sold at the time.
Seriously!
At the time?
It was secretly sold at the time!
No, no, no.
It's true, it's true.
It's small, but it's very expensive.
They do it.
It's a trend now, isn't it?
It's a very small voice.
It's true, it's true.
It's a very small voice.
It's true, it's true.
How about you, Hamada-san?
He's a strict person, isn't he?
I've heard that a comedian's talk should be short.
And just by looking at Hamada-san, I'm quite scared.
You're scared, right?
It's a fear disorder.
Personally, I use "delivery guy" a lot.
Oh, it's Hamada-san who does it.
Yes.
I've been using it before Hamada-san joined in.
But after Hamada-san suddenly joined in,
and I ordered a delivery guy,
and on the page where I finished ordering,
there's a picture of Hamada-san with a big smile saying "thank you".
So I lost a lot of appetite.
I want you to stop that.
It's "delivery guy" and "thank you".
It's like a character.
It's like an image character, so it can't be helped.
The next theme is this!
DX shock photo studio
Can you say that much with just one photo?
So everyone, when you appear in "DX",
you often bring your private photos with you, right?
Yes.
When you shoot a video or something like that.
When do you not bring your private photos with you?
It's the show where you can see your private photos the most.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san's one word for those photos is "crazy".
So Matsumoto-san's comments and photos introduced in "DX"
First, please have a look.
DX shock photo studio
Can you say that much with just one photo?
First, let's look at the precious memories of the guests.
Memories from their childhood.
Let's start with this person!
Yoshiko is 4 years old.
The photo is this!
This photo is the best!
In front of the microphone.
First of all, this is a picture of a two-year-old.
First of all, this is a picture of a six-year-old.
He is wearing a red jacket.
This is a picture of a six-year-old.
First of all, this is a picture of a six-year-old.
This is a picture of his father.
First of all, this is a picture of a four-year- old.
First of all, this is a picture of his father.
Second of all, this is a picture of his younger brother.
What is it?
I asked him.
In Asia, do you cut the red line?
It doesn't work like that.
Next is "If you say so, it looks like it."
Is it good?
It's perfect.
I got a picture of Hiromi making this hamburger.
Look at it.
It's perfect.
Look at it.
It's a picture of a 8-month-old girl.
Here is the picture.
It's amazing.
That's right.
It's like that.
A second-year student of Yumemiru High School who wanted to be a nurse.
It's like that.
What's wrong with you?
It's Trump!
This is a picture of a woman like Naomi.
Please have a look at it.
It's shocking.
It's a tanuki who became a ghost.
And the one who wanted to be told everything is this person.
The reality of Andougatsu.
The fun there is a takoyaki party held at night.
What is this?
What is it?
It's a takoyaki party, isn't it?
It's the first time for me to go to a party like this.
It's a feminine power boost.
What is it?
It's a towel-like bandage wrapped with 15 kinds of herbs.
It's a king's treasure.
You said you don't care about your body.
I heard it's bad for stress and beauty.
So I'm going to do what I like.
Like riding a bike.
It's amazing you can ride it.
Is it a time slipper?
Thank you.
That's all for today's shocking photo session.
That's amazing.
When you look at it all together...
It's too unique.
I can't think of anything.
Like "Trumpian".
That's amazing!
Matsumura-san, you'll definitely say something like that.
You have something like that, don't you, Nishino- san?
I do.
When I posted a photo of me,
people said something like "Wow, is that it?"
First of all, the photo at the time.
That's amazing.
You have punch power, don't you?
That's amazing.
I was too fat.
Matsumura-san, you'll definitely say something like that, don't you, Nishino-san?
I was told something like that.
How about you, Soshinoya?
It's normal.
For example, after a failed marriage.
That's right.
I think it's like that.
It's not like that.
How about you, Seiya?
What is it?
You put a pump of air in it.
It's not like that.
What is it?
Do you want to know the answer?
Yes.
The answer is...
What on earth does this photo say?
Furthermore,
Masato Amada's too cute body
is obviously...
very cool.
In the end, he has a pump of air in his chest.
There is something like that.
Why did it turn out like this?!
What does Hitoshi Matsumoto have to say about Nishino Miki's fat photos?
Do you want to know the answer?
The answer is...
Nishino, how do you use it?
I post photos of me getting fat or losing weight and use it as motivation for my diet.
Isn't it amazing?!
This is a super fish eye!
I see.
It's an election segment.
I post it because I think people will think I'm fat.
But if people say it like that, I can't say anything.
It's a super fish eye!
Jinnai, do you have anything to say about Matsumoto-san?
Of course I do!
People often say things like, "I used to be skinny too!"
I used to be skinny in my first life!
Matsumoto-san's words are very meaningful.
I think people say it out of love, but...
I like it when people say things like that.
You like it when people say things like that, right?
It's amazing, right?
There was a time when I was really skinny in "King of Kontou".
Matsumoto-san's impression of me at the time was...
It's funnier when you're looking at the floor.
Amazing!
It's heavier than the floor!
How about you, Sei?
Matsumoto-san, you know...
Sometimes you play a prank on me, right?
Once in my private life,
I was at Ozawa-san's drinking party.
Ah, like a birthday party.
That's right.
There were about 40 people there.
From my point of view, there were actors and actresses there.
While I was nervous,
Matsumoto-san from "Downtown" was late.
He happened to be next to me.
Oh, Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto-san kept saying...
This guy is the funniest guy in the world!
I didn't think of it like that.
It was a bad joke.
When I said something and got embarrassed,
Matsumoto-san kept saying, "Hey, you're the funniest guy in the world!"
It's different when you're filming, right?
Matsumoto-san kept saying, "Hey, you're the funniest guy in the world! Nice to meet you!"
You're the funniest guy in the world!
I was like, "Wow, he's playing a bad joke again."
Then, I saw Yoko Akino-san, who was lying on the floor,
and said, "Hey, you're the funniest guy in the world!"
Hey, you're the funniest guy in the world!
I thought Matsumoto-san was asking for help, but he was actually leaving.
Hey, you're the funniest guy in the world!
Kawai-kun, do you have one?
I don't think people think of me as "Johnny's."
You didn't come here with that intention, did you?
"Johnny's" does come to mind!
You're trying to make them think you're Morita!
"Johnny's" always comes up to my mind.
Yeah, you're always playing with them.
"Johnny's" always comes up to my mind.
I just want to confirm one thing.
Are you really Johnny's?
Kawai-kun, who brings out Johnny's music room news with his Johnny's-like flip game,
and Takeru Kimura-san's coolest gesture is...
eating ice cream!
Take care of yourself.
After eating it normally...
Ta-dah!
Big senior Kimura Takuya reacts to Kawai's impersonation.
I'm not mad at Kimura-san.
I'm not saying I approve of it.
Kimura-san's live MC called me and gave me a guitar as a gift.
From Kimura-san?
Yes, it's this.
Wow, it looks expensive!
So, you've heard of it, right?
I think you've heard of it.
I'm practicing it now.
If I get better at it, I'll make a movie and send it to you.
You're doing it?
Yes.
And you're bringing it up to DX?
DX, yes.
You're not a celebrity, but you're doing it with such feelings.
Honestly, I don't want you to do it.
If you talk like this...
You're just like Hakate Geary!
She didn't appear in "Shinjuku no Chisai Gekijou".
She's a modern actress.
That's how it is, but DX has shown us their cute sides as well.
Let's start with Hamada-san.
Hamada Masatoshi.
He's too cute!
First up...
There's someone like him.
Who is it?!
It's...
Him!
Him?!
Isn't he good?!
He's not good!
He's really good.
Can you ride him?!
Well, I can ride him.
Well, you might be able to ride him.
Because...
He's good.
He's cute!
Amazing!
Why is he so good?
Amazing!
Who made you do it?
Let's do it together!
Yes!
Ready...
Go!
Open it!
It's a toy!
Open it!
Hama-san is also good at it.
Then Hama-san and...
Who made you do it first?
I did it first!
I'm taking a picture of you.
I forgot.
It's hard.
What's this?
I brought you to Hawaii.
Even though it's private, they're close.
Hiroki-san took a picture in Hawaii.
Let's see Hama-san's picture.
Hama-san, let's take a cool picture of you.
Hama-san also took a picture of me.
When I came back to the hotel at night,
I looked back at the picture and thought it was interesting.
I thought this portrait was amazing, so I uploaded it.
If you upload it, you'll know.
There's rice in my chest.
There's a man like me.
He had rice in his chest and played all day.
He's a baby.
He's cute.
Is it rice?
I'm surprised. It's not hollow, it's rice.
When I visited his house, just before Halloween,
I did DIY and asked him "what did you make?"
He said "it's Halloween", and I took a picture of it.
What do you mean?
What? You do such a thing?
What is it?
It's just a sticker.
It looks fun.
What is it?
It's just a sticker.
It's not a DIY.
It's cute.
What is it?
On June 18th of this year,
I found Hama-chan
in a toilet in a parking area of Hamamatsu.
I found Hama-chan in a toilet in a parking area of Hamamatsu.
He is a man from Shizuoka Prefecture.
When I was about to enter the toilet,
Hama-chan was washing his hands.
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
I thought, "If I were next to Hama-chan,
I might pee myself."
Today's guest is Yokokawa Naotaka, bodybuilder and champion of Japan.
We are very interested in him.
Lift it up! Lift it up!
How is it? How is it? How is it?
It's soft!
It's soft! It's soft!
You hit it too hard.
Hamada-san lost his balance and broke his gong.
Hamada-san can break his gong anytime.
Why is he so good at bamboo horse?
Why is he so good at it?
Why is he so good at it all of a sudden?
I've been thinking about it.
If you can ride a bamboo horse, you won't be abused by violence.
You can ride a bamboo horse all the time.
What kind of host is he?
And, Hamada-san is too cute even in private.
Hamada-san, there is a sport called "moluk", which is a minor sport in which you have to beat a bamboo horse with a wooden stick.
Once I did it with "gaki no tsukai".
Since then, Hamada-san has been addicted to "moluk".
He is addicted to it and brings a set of "moluk" to his New Year's Hawaii trip.
Hamada-san is addicted to "moluk" the most in the entertainment world now.
Many people are addicted to "moluk".
For example, Nobizaka46 and Johnny's West.
Hamada-san is addicted to "moluk" the most.
I can say it because he is not here, but he is very bad at it.
He has no sense of humor.
I feel sorry for him.
But, he is having fun doing it.
He is having a lot of fun doing it.
He is cute.
But, it seems like he is watching a child.
He is playing innocently.
Hamada-san, you have a lot of things.
Recently, you have been going to a bar or a park in Osaka.
Hamada-san is addicted to "moluk" the most.
He's been in the news for a year now.
It's too embarrassing.
He's been released.
Up to this point,
we've been presenting it with the sponsors you've seen.
The staff surrounded Hamada.
It looks like Hamada is running a great show.
What Hamada-san is addicted to lately is
going to an izakaya,
and when we're done eating, we all wear shoes,
and Hamada-san throws his juniors' shoes
into a faraway road.
It's a trend now.
He's laughing like "keta, keta!"
So I went out with my juniors for a meal,
and I went out by myself,
and I threw my own shoes.
Cute!
Stop it!
I threw it!
I threw it with my own shoes!
Cute!
We've seen Hamada-san's unexpected side,
but Matsumoto-san has an unexpected side as well.
Please show us!
Matsumoto-san's embarrassing side!
First up...
Onee-gundan Special Day!
I'm a man!
You have something you want to do, right?
I want to touch your thighs.
I'm a man!
What kind of person are you?!
Next time you do something like this, please turn off the lights!
I'm a man!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I told you to turn off the lights!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Next is when Airi Shimizu performed her specialty, Kansai dialect.
Let's do it one by one!
Hi
"Hitsukitaiwa" (I want to catch fire)
That's good!
"Hitsuite" (Stay focused)
"To" (Stand up)
"Tondemonai" (It's terrible)
"Munaitaya" (My chest hurts)
That's good!
"Shi" (Die)
"Shiroku maite" (I'm not good at recording)
"Uraikahen" (I'm not good at it)
"Unokawa" (I'm not good at it)
That's good!
"Unokawa" (I'm not good at it)
Next is when Tom Brown and his team went on a talk show together.
I invited them.
I've been to a national competition in sumo before.
I've been to a national competition in sumo in middle school.
Really?
I heard you were there.
You were there, too.
Thank you.
What?
Thank you.
What?
It's the same thing.
Wait!
I was about to say it!
It's a national competition.
No!
You made a phone call with Ueshiba-san, didn't you?
Next is a very precious one.
There is something hidden in his graduation album.
Yes, there is.
What is it?
You wrote it with Ueshiba-san, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
When did you write it?
In the third year of junior high school.
In the third year of junior high school?
Yes, in the third year of junior high school.
Most of you wrote it, didn't you?
Most of you wrote it.
Like "take care of your health", "hope", and so on.
When we look to the future, we must write our feelings together, don't we?
It's really important.
Yes, it is.
Me too.
Like "go forward", too.
And this is what you wrote, Masumoto-san.
What are you doing?
Even though you have a stomach, you talk with your brain. Are you trying to be laughed at?
It's the same.
It's different from Korn Gymnastics!
You can't be laughed at!
This is a huge applause.
Stop it!
Next, during one of the recordings, Masumoto saw the staff gathering in Hamada.
It's like now.
The staff are surrounding Hamada.
It's like Hamada is running a show.
Then you do it!
You do it!
I can't do it all of a sudden.
You can do it!
Let's do it!
Next, this person.
Why are you going forward?
You can do it!
Next, who is it?
Next, this person.
Nagata of Chocolate Plate!
You can't be laughed at!
It's different from Korn Gymnastics!
You can't be laughed at!
Lastly, a magician and a new detective's magic show.
You have to guess the number that comes to your mind.
You have to cover the magician's eyes so that he can't see it.
Masumoto san, please cover his eyes.
Do it!
Let's go!
Why are you doing that?
It's a lie!
He is cute now!
This is Matsumoto and Hitoshi's "Too Embarrassing Jigokudan"!
It's unexpected, isn't it?
When I was there, I thought it was a joke.
But when I did it, I was so embarrassed!
That person wasn't like that!
He never made people laugh!
He wasn't like that!
He was like that because he didn't have muscles!
It's weird!
It's getting in the way!
You don't need muscles for laughing!
I saw it in "deluxe"!
The studio is always together!
Sometimes you go to the studio, right?
At that time, "deluxe" is over and Matsumoto-san goes home!
Normally, if you go home on this same line, you go to the dressing room!
As usual!
Matsumoto-san, thank you for your hard work!
I went in, but I went to the camera room!
Matsumoto-san!
I thought!
I went into the camera room!
You can't see it!
But it doesn't come out!
After about two minutes, my face turned red!
Two minutes!
I thought about it for two minutes!
What should I do?
My face turned red and I didn't say anything!
That's how it is, Matsumoto-san!
You don't need muscles!
You really don't need it!
Since his first appearance, Katsumata-san has appeared 270 times!
In his first collaboration with "downtown",
Could it be an incident!?
I appeared in this show more than 20 years ago, right?
At that time, if I was a regular in "Ucchan Nanchan" show, I couldn't appear in "downtown" show.
Even now, anyone can appear in TV shows, but if I was a regular in "tunnels" and "ucchan nanchan" show, I couldn't appear in "downtown" show!
Was there any kind of pressure?
It was extremely strict!
When this "deluxe" came out for the first time, I thought "ah! I can finally work with "downtown"!"
When I tried to enter the studio, I think the member of "momba" at that time was Hosei Yamazaki!
I was the member of "momba" of "downtown" team!
He was like a young master, right?
He was waiting for me in front of the studio!
Hosei-san!
When I said "Ayame-chan, what are you doing today?"
Have you finally come this far?
It's a pleasure to meet you!
Eh?! Hosei-san!
"Eh?! I thought "downtown" team is amazing!"
Please tell me how interesting it is!
I'm so nervous!
I entered the studio and I started!
"Downtown" usually called me, so I answered!
Then I heard a "thump-thump" sound!
"Ah! As I thought it's easy to work with them and they make "tsukkomi" and "horou" too!"
"I'm glad to hear that!" I thought!
"downtown" called me "Yamazaki-chan" and
shi~~~n
No matter what I say, I can't believe it.
Yama-chan was staring at me all the time.
I remember it very well.
The first appearance of M-ONE after winning the championship.
You've seen M-ONE, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
I haven't seen it.
But I haven't seen Code Blue.
Wait a minute.
I don't know what you're talking about.
At this time, there was something wrong with Katsumata's lower body at midnight.
I don't think you'll remember this.
The first round of DOWNTOWN DELUXE was at this studio in TMC.
I was in the bathroom in the front room.
I had to go to the bathroom at the end of the show.
I was nervous and couldn't go out of the bathroom.
I finally went out of the bathroom.
Katsumata, for the first time in love, threatened me.
To relieve your tension.
Katsumata, don't do that.
Let's be husband and wife.
You're kind.
I thought you were kind, but I was wet with pee.
What will you do now?
I was surprised.
I couldn't say it, but I was wet with pee that day.
You were kind, weren't you?
I was kind, but...
I'm nervous about downtown, of course, but I'm nervous about Katsumata, too.
He's a special presence for me.
When I went to barber shop with my dad since I was a kid, he always asked me to have Katsumata's picture as my hairstyle.
With short hair?
My dad was wearing light clothes, and it was hard for me to stand up.
Once, my dad and I went to a barber shop for the first time, and he forgot to bring Katsumata's picture.
So my dad asked me to have Katsumata's picture as my hairstyle at the best time of the day.
And the clerk asked me, "When is the best time of the day for Katsumata's picture?"
That's rude!
I don't know what you're talking about!
That's rude!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Cha-cha!
Cha-cha's picture!
I want to hit you!
That's rude!
You've been on the show 270 times.
Do you remember which story was the most interesting for you?
There's a story that makes me laugh even before I go to bed.
There's a story about Sauron Ishikura peeing in the sea.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I know.
That's because it's short, isn't it?
Now, you're No. 1, Ishikura.
When you went to record the clip two days before the weekday, you were peeing in the sea.
You misunderstood that a ship far away was nearby and pfulled out your hand to go sea fishing.
You were peeing in the sea.
I think I'm a outcast.
I went to record the clip.
I wasn't peeing.
I went to record the clip.
I was half asleep.
I went to record the clip.
I was half asleep.
A soldier came and touched me.
And when I touched it, it was the center of the Kamen Line.
It was over there.
I didn't know it was here.
I didn't know it was in Jamaica.
How much did it actually cost you?
About 2 million dollars.
I'm so happy for you.
The line doesn't fall at all.
The destructive power is amazing.
The members were amazing, too.
Matsukado-san, Uemiya-san, Rikiyo-san.
Isn't it amazing?
The members were amazing.
I'd like to see Hamada-san in the front row.
Next week is "Kenmin DX Combination Special"!
DX will start their udon battle!
The real miso meat and udon.
I love the texture!
The effects...
The laughter...
It's all like this!
Look forward to next week!