AISubs v3.4
Which one is the boy and which one is the woman?
It's the woman.
I see.
It's a little different from usual.
That's why I always do deluxe in this way.
I have to make a gap like this.
That's why it became like this.
Moreover, you can't invite all guests at once.
That's right.
You have to make a gap in the first half.
In that case...
Yes?
What will happen to the guest's appearance?
To be honest, I'm very curious about it.
It's a general question.
Are you serious?
You're overdoing it.
I'm watching you.
Stay here until the end.
I can't say it like that.
What?
This time, guests gathered here and gave us a completely new talk show.
This talk show has been completely redesigned for safety measures.
I don't care about it. Just throw it away.
I don't care about it.
I don't care about it at all.
It's the agency's fault.
Fujimon's self-restraint life after divorce.
Divorce has become a great thing.
The behind-the-scenes of a divorce drama told by a junior of the same generation.
I don't have any stress in my marriage life at all.
Makeji and Fujimon also revealed their marriage life as juniors.
Kondo Aikawa revealed her husband's bad life.
What are you going to eat for dinner tonight?
Every day.
I'm not that tall.
In addition, downtown is also shocked by Shibofuri Soshina's unbelievable appearance.
Well, you know...
Every morning.
It's terrible.
Is a tall man that tall?
Is it too perfect for you?
I wash my laundry five times a day.
Let's start with these six people.
"Downtown Deluxe" starts now!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
It's fun.
As expected, we can't leave until afternoon.
That's right.
Here we go.
You can get all the gigs.
This is the first part.
No, that's weird.
No, it's the first part, right?
Of course it is.
Then for example, how many gigs do you get?
I don't get any gigs.
On the contrary, we too.
Of course we get gigs.
We do our best.
We do our second gig too.
That's right.
I don't agree with that.
I've heard this before.
In Hollywood movies, they spend a lot of money.
Like a war.
Like a war machine.
Like "Kill each other!"
When you're watching a movie like that...
I have this amount of money.
No, no, no.
In movies...
Like "The Lion King" and such...
In movies like that...
Do you have this much money?
I'm really going to quit!
I don't have a channel, so I don't have a reaction.
So get out of my way!
Entertainers' Self-restrained life!
That's how it is.
What kind of life do you have?
That's right.
I'd like to hear what everyone has been up to.
That's right.
Let's watch the video.
I'll introduce you to my breakfast.
This is a well-baked, thin toast.
It's thin!
It's true.
It's thin!
This firm texture...
I always make my own ice coffee.
Your own?
Like this.
I'll put milk in it.
I don't know how much milk I should put in it.
But I usually put it like this.
It's still thin.
Let's make ramen at home.
This time, we're making ramen at a ramen shop called Komashio.
We're trying to make it as similar as possible to the taste of the shop.
We're running out of time.
It looks delicious.
I haven't eaten ramen for a long time.
The smell of the shop is strong.
What should we do?
I'll make ramen and you'll make ice coffee.
Komashio has a professional taste at home.
Let's eat.
Thank you for the food.
It really looks like a shop.
It's just like a shop.
It looks delicious.
It's the best.
I'll eat the red one.
It's not that hard.
It's delicious.
I'll show you one more thing.
If you put this soup in a container and put raw eggs in it and microwave it for three minutes, it will be very delicious.
I made chawanmushi.
Chawanmushi?
You put raw eggs in it and microwave it for three minutes, it will be very delicious.
The fox who beat the green raccoon becomes the red raccoon and there is a yellow rabbit in the soup.
Thank you very much.
Your comments are unique.
However, Mr. Harasumu, a senior professor at Aoyama University of Science and Technology, is known to his wife Miko in his family.
What are you doing in the kitchen?
I'm cooking.
The fire is strong.
I also started cooking when I was young.
The base of the food was important.
I'm going to put this in the pan.
- That's right. - That's a lot.
Can you cut up some vegetables?
I think I put in too much.
Look at this.
- Wow! - That's a lot.
I'll show you how I do it.
If you're wondering what I have this lid for,
I use it for steaming.
It's for steaming noodles.
- The skin is thin, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
Steaming noodles
I'm lonely.
What happened?
What happened to you, old man?
This is a meal for one person, isn't it?
Hey, hey, why did you do that?
It's ugly.
Now, I'm going to start cooking.
It's good.
What are you doing?
Gochisousama deshita.
I love chicken.
Really?
It's my first time to eat it.
What are you doing?
It's my first time to eat it.
What are you doing?
It's good.
It doesn't go well with sweets, does it?
What do you mean?
It doesn't go well with sweets, does it?
Please say it clearly.
I don't like it at all.
It looks a little sad from the story.
That's right.
No one is talking about it.
If it was Papico, I wouldn't know what to do.
But you meet her every day, don't you?
I meet her every day.
Yes.
At the office?
What do you mean?
At the office?
You are surrounded by girls.
I thought it would be nice if you heard me.
Do I have to meet Yoshimoto's employees?
Don't you know who I am?
Some of you may be wondering who I am.
I asked because I was curious.
It's not like that at the office.
You are teasing me.
How about you, Junior? How did you get in touch with Fujimon?
At the end of the year, I went on a trip.
I arrived in New Galledonia by transit.
When I was about to go to my destination, I looked at my cell phone.
I got a call from Fujimon.
I was talking about LINE, but I didn't know what a phone call was.
I called Fujimon and said, "I'm getting a divorce."
It's crazy.
I've been enjoying it since my childhood.
"Really?" "Yes." "No."
We don't fight or anything like that.
We talk about various things.
Really? I see.
Yes, I see. I see. I see.
I thought I'd say it as a common gag.
Even if I say it, I'll never accept it.
No, say it.
I thought I'd say it as a common gag.
Even if I say it, I'll never accept it.
I thought I'd say it as a common gag.
I've been enjoying my New Galledonia trip since then.
Fujimon, are you getting a divorce?
I was married at the same time as Fujimon.
We've been talking about it for a long time.
When I got back and looked at my cell phone,
my pocket change was over 30,000 yen.
I got a call at that time.
I really got 30,000 yen.
Why did you get a divorce?
I got a call, too.
It was dark, wasn't it?
I don't think I can say it cheerfully.
If you say it cheerfully, people will think you're crazy.
At the end of the year, when it was hot,
I thought, "Why is it at that timing?"
I thought about it a lot.
Since I have seniors who are older than me,
I thought about what number I should give to various people.
I thought about it.
I thought about whether it would be okay at that time.
I even called you, Hamada-san.
What did you say?
I said, "I'm sorry."
What did you say?
Did you say, "I'm jealous of you, Hamada-san?"
Did you say that?
How is your island life during self-restraint?
I'm always with my family.
It's fine. I'm always with my family.
It's fine. Please say it.
I just realized that you have a family of your own.
Is that so?
When I was locked up, it was before I got divorced.
That's early.
That's early locking up.
No, no, no. This is weird, isn't it, casting?
There's evil in it, isn't there?
You're the only divorced person here. What's going on?
Well, we both had our own problems.
It's not like we got divorced that easily.
But I feel like we've gotten closer because we've been together for so long.
And we've been drinking wine and cooking together since about evening.
You're drinking too early.
And we've been talking and eating with our kids.
I want you to do the laundry every day.
I want you to do the garbage too.
I think you're a good husband.
There's nothing to say, right?
But one day, while you were cooking, you said,
I'm so annoyed.
What?
It's not like you're locked up.
It's dangerous.
You don't know anything. You don't know anything.
You don't know the reason.
You don't even show up at the auction.
You don't even know why you're there.
I'm so annoyed.
You don't even show up at the auction.
I'm so annoyed.
Why?
That's when you panic, right?
Why?
And you're like this with your kids.
When did I say 'why' to you?
But if you think about it, even the smallest of things can be a sin.
I was reading a manga on the sofa.
While I was cooking, even if I said something,
even if I intended to say something,
I kept getting "answer me first."
And I heard that before I started cooking,
I kept getting "answer me first" and then I started cooking every day.
So I said, "It looks good. It's like New Year's every day."
I'm so annoyed.
That's right.
It's difficult.
How about your husband?
How about you, Himura?
My husband finally helps me with housework.
He throws away garbage and does laundry for me.
But it seems like he's only interested in eating.
I'm not good at cooking, so it's hard for me to eat dinner every day.
When I wake up in the morning, I first remove the seabass.
It's a type of seabass.
Yes, it's a type of seabass.
It's called "fufu".
I remove "fufu" and when I wake up, I ask him, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"
Every day.
You're not that tall.
You're so tall.
Especially in the morning.
You're as tall as your wife.
What do you want for dinner tonight?
When I wake up in the morning, I ask him, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"
But you work so hard, don't you?
My husband is playing a video game, so he's like...
While he's playing, I serve dinner.
That's the same as you, Yashima-san.
He says, "It looks delicious."
I'm like, "What?!"
You're a big eater.
You say it all the time.
No, it's not "it looks delicious."
It's like, "You should make it, too."
From a woman's perspective.
It's like, "Why are you taking it all in?"
That's right. Just by playing a game, you don't think you'll get food.
But it's different from your usual diet, isn't it?
That's right.
I've been under surveillance for 24 hours.
I can't hide and eat.
I lost 4kg during self-restraint.
You lost it?
I lost it!
You ate it all up?
You restricted yourself?
You're restricted from eating.
That's right.
I had two meals a day, brunch and dinner.
I've almost lost my carbohydrates.
I lost weight.
What surprised me was...
It was in the morning.
I woke up and touched the man next to me.
He didn't have a belly.
He was fat.
I thought he was sleeping with another man.
I was surprised in the morning.
Was it that bad?
Until now, when I lay down like this, it came out.
But when I lay down like this, it's gone.
You haven't seen him lately, so you don't know.
I did a filming with him.
He was eating a lot.
He ate as much as Luffy.
But he said that he would send me home if I went home.
I told you I would eat it.
But you said that you would send me home if I went home.
I said that I would send you home if you went home.
You said you would send me home.
I thought you were going to hide it.
I don't know why but I feel awkward.
I feel awkward with you two.
I was embarrassed and I held up my mask and Kimura noticed me.
It was about three days ago.
About three days ago.
What?
When we met, you kept saying "I'm a pharmacist. I'm a pharmacist."
What is a pharmacist?
I didn't know what you were talking about. I panicked.
I found you when you were about to hide.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't have any stress in my marriage life.
Junior's Marriage Life
I have something to complain about Junior.
What is it?
Sometimes I go out for a drink.
When I go out for a drink, she says in front of me, "I don't have any stress in my marriage life."
Did you say that to me now?
What is it?
It's nothing for me.
I'm not mad at you, but you don't have to say it to me.
I don't know you at all.
I thought you were stupid.
You didn't even say anything.
And you said it in a serious tone.
He is a happy genius.
But he was scolded during his quarantine.
My junior once said, "Let's do remote drinking."
It's popular.
It was popular.
It's popular to drink on the remote.
Let's do it.
On this small screen with an app,
you start writing from the word you decided to drink.
After you write it, you answer only your screen.
At the end, you answer it.
It's different from normal drinking.
At the end, everyone cooperates.
It's a game about how to connect well.
The one who has and doesn't have the will to pass it on to the next person turns out to be honest.
It's not about drawing skills.
Even if you don't have drawing skills,
if you can write two words, you'll know it's a camel.
But for some reason, the one who doesn't have drawing skills...
What is it?
It's a camel's face.
He's drawing eyebrows.
Who is he?
He's drawing his father's features.
By the way,
a friend of mine who worked in a camel manufacturer
was drawing his face with a thin white pen.
Oh, I know what it is.
So I wrote "bug."
I looked at the answer in the book and it said,
It's a cotton swab.
You have to pick up the swab.
I said, "It's a punishment."
No, no.
Before you pick up the pen,
pick up your own butt first.
What the hell is that?!
I was doing it in the living room.
It's not like my wife usually says that in the living room.
Why are you so angry?
Make it more fun!
She's really angry.
She thinks I'm angry.
That's right!
There's no voice like that in the living room.
But since then, I haven't done it at all.
You're doing it for fun.
When you're doing it in the living room,
your voice gets louder and louder.
That's right!
Your voice gets louder and louder than usual.
What is that?!
I'm going to say things like "wow" or "headphone"
so I don't know about my family.
I'm going to say "wow" and get loud.
As soon as I say it, she says, "Shut up."
She's really angry.
Director Kono, do you have a particular preference for okonomiyaki?
I'm from Hiroshima.
I've loved it since I was a kid.
Not once or twice a week, but about three times a week.
I heard that people in Hiroshima get angry when you say "Hiroshima-style okonomiyaki."
They get angry.
Why is that?
Because okonomiyaki is also from Hiroshima.
It's not okonomiyaki.
You say "Hiroshima-style okonomiyaki."
But in the video, you say "Hiroshima-style okonomiyaki."
Do you like okonomiyaki that much?
Do you eat it even when you come back home?
Yes, I do.
I can't help eating it.
Do you like okonomiyaki that much?
People say "okonomiyaki" so much,
but they say "pizza" instead of "hakone-egiden."
What?!
Even though they look similar!
What is "Italian-style okonomiyaki"?
It's like you're eating pizza and reflecting on yourself.
Every year, we order about 20 pizzas.
60 staff members reflect on themselves every year.
Why is it "pizza" instead of "okonomiyaki"?
Well...
I like "pizza" as much as I like "okonomiyaki."
"Pizza" "okonomiyaki" "pizza" "okonomiyaki"
It's okay.
You like baking flour.
You like baking flour, don't you?
Mr. Yashima looks like he's having fun making ramen.
What else did he do besides making ramen?
No water!
In the afternoon, I cleaned my room.
It's been about 12 years since I cleaned my room.
You mean "denshari"?
Yes, yes.
Even the garbage in my neighbor's house has a bag that looks like it's New Year's day.
Yes, yes.
Even this...
I didn't know my room was this big.
Then I saw a box that said, "Put your precious things in it."
You wrote it yourself, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
When I opened it...
I think it was a pencil cap or a cap that my senior gave me when I was in elementary school.
When I was in middle school, my senior gave me a pencil case or a cap that I used in sports day.
I moved from Nara to Tokyo and then I moved again.
I didn't know I had brought it all the way here.
Then I cried for a while.
Don't say that!
What should we do about it?
But now that my family's bond is so deep, I thought it wasn't necessary anymore.
It's your first time moving out, right?
No, it's not.
You moved out, too, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I threw away everything in my room.
You even threw away your underwear.
I can't throw it away.
I also want to move out.
More than this?
What? More than this?
I didn't move out as a wife.
I'm not married.
When I moved out, I brought everything with me.
You brought everything with you.
I thought I should organize and throw it away.
This T-shirt came out.
My ex-wife bought me this T-shirt before we got married.
She printed out my favorite words.
My ex-wife bought me this T-shirt before we got married.
She printed out my favorite words.
My ex-wife bought me this T-shirt before we got married.
Mr. Fujimoto's divorce has a surprising reason.
You should take care of yourself.
I see.
There is a rumor in Yoshimoto that
"the curse of Bunta" is spreading.
Siberia Bunta is our senior.
I think he is in downtown.
I think he is one year younger than us.
He is Odessa in Kampen.
He has been in Yoshimoto for a long time.
He is very angry with Fujimoto.
He is a very kind senior.
I don't think so.
Right?
He has been saying hello to Fujimoto for 20 years since Yoshimoto was released.
Fujimoto knows him.
But Fujimoto doesn't say hello to Fujimoto while Fujimoto is in Siberia.
I see.
Fujimoto doesn't say hello to anyone but Fujimoto.
But Fujimoto hasn't said hello to Fujimoto for 20 years.
So Fujimoto is angry with Fujimoto.
I see.
Last summer, Fujimoto and Fujimoto got divorced at the end of last year.
Fujimoto has been angry with only three people in the past.
One of them is Fujimoto.
Another one is Sanpei.
Sanpei was also angry with Fujimoto.
Yes, he was.
Another one is Fujimoto who is trying to attack him.
But Fujimoto stopped attacking him.
This is Fujimoto's curse.
If Fujimoto gets angry with Fujimoto, something bad will happen to Fujimoto.
Fujimoto has been angry with Fujimoto for 20 years.
Fujimoto has been asked not to forgive Fujimoto.
That's the story of Shinagawa Shouji.
He is very strict.
Good luck!
From now on, there will be a second half with six independent entertainers.
Now, let me introduce you to the second half guests!
Yagubu Yougami, that's enough.
What are you doing as a second half owner?
I'm deceiving entertainers and doing it.
I'm doing it.
Be quiet.
I'm lonely by myself, so I make food and eat it remotely.
This month, the electricity bill is about 50,000 yen.
I've been doing it for about ten hours a day.
I'm so tired that I'm bored.
The second half is about the private life of six independent entertainers.
I don't have much time left, so I'm going to make a gag.
Good night!
Good-bye!
A new gag also appears!
After that, the talk that holds up the first half is wonderful!
Kanen Tomo is back for the first time!
I'm 20 years old.
What's your favorite sweet?
Tapioca.
Stop it!
Stop it in the second half, too!
Tapioca juice!
I have a bad sleeping habit every morning.
I go to the set with a bad sleeping habit.
I'm going to set up now.
You have a bad sleeping habit.
It's like a morning routine.
That's right.
Go!
You can do it.
That's right.
Go!
You're amazing.
You're fast.
This is my usual self.
I'm going to work now.
She's cutting vegetables.
Avocado.
It looks good.
What should I do?
It looks good.
It's not tough at all.
It looks good.
I just sharpened my knife yesterday.
I want to try that sharpness.
It looks good.
Green onion.
It looks good.
What did you do?
I'm cooking for an hour now, so I'll cook something today.
I hope it's a good TV show.
It's not a country. It's Mellere.
I'm scared.
I'm not like the girls I've met before.
I'm too mature.
I'm not like the girls I've met before.
Will you cook for her?
I'll cook for her.
I may cook for her.
I won't cook for her at all.
She said she would cook for me today.
I was surprised.
I'm too young to cook for her.
I bought some ginger at a supermarket.
I'm going to wash it here at the first aid center.
I'm washing it.
I'm washing the lid and opening it.
I'm washing the inside.
I'm washing the mouth.
I'm washing the parts that are touched by people.
I'm washing the body and the face.
I'm washing the back of the head like this.
I'm washing it and opening it.
This is very important.
After this, Takei's house, which is too big...
Wow!
It's amazing!
There is still time.
It's really wide!
It's wide!
It's wide enough for a swing.
A swing?
Wow!
What are you doing?
Seapup.
Seapup is a medical device for treating sleeplessness.
Well, good night!
The sky is getting thicker.
This is really good.
I can sleep here.
Right?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you!
It's a good thing.
It's still 3:30 p.m.
What? It's 3 p.m. already?
3 p.m.
Are you doing this in your own house?
You still have a lot of things to wash.
Do you need them?
I'm curious about it.
When I go to a supermarket or a store,
people stare at the shelves in front of me or touch them.
I see.
So I take out all the things I bought and wash them one by one.
I dry them and wipe them.
Then I clean them up.
When I put the bags I bought in a garbage bag,
people think I touched the bag.
The outside.
Yes.
Then I wash them again.
Then I go back and eat something.
When I sit down and do like this,
people think I touched a piece of clothes.
Then I take off my clothes and wash them again.
It's nerve-racking.
Do you take a bath about 10 times a day?
Yes, I do it 10 times a day.
When I go out for a workout,
I feel like I have something on me.
I wash all of them.
I do the laundry 5 or 6 times a day.
Every time you go out?
Every time I go out, I do it.
This month, my electricity bill is about 60,000 yen.
My water bill is about 40,000 yen.
You go out 10 times a day?
I like cleanliness, but the floor is sticky.
After that, I wash my face thoroughly.
And you have a lot of acne on your face.
I have a lot of acne.
You have acne every day, don't you?
Yes, I have acne every day.
You have a lot of acne.
I have a lot of acne.
You have acne every day.
I don't go to a beauty salon.
I go there once in six months.
Why?
I don't like it.
I go to a TV station.
I go to a dressing room in the morning for this reason.
You can go to a radio station in the morning for this reason.
I go to a radio station in the morning for this reason.
When I go to a radio station in the morning for this reason, people say to me.
Your story is long.
Your hair is long.
I think about it all the time.
It's not like it's like it is now because there are no staff and customers.
Let's be honest.
Is there a remote disturbance?
Is everyone out there?
You've been working hard.
How about you?
What did you do during your self-restraint period?
I didn't have a job.
I took a week off.
I played games.
You're playing games now.
I played games for about ten hours a day.
I talked to people I didn't know in an online game.
I joined a team and said hello.
I talk a lot.
I say, "Enemy has entered our base."
Enemy is on the left, so I'll cover you.
I talk like myself.
But people don't notice me.
I talk like myself, but people don't notice me.
I don't even use the name "sushina."
I see.
I was defeated only once when I was about to win first place.
At that time, I said, "Why?"
A friend of mine asked me, "Are you Mr. Kenji?"
Who the hell is that?
Are you Kenji?
Are you a local senior?
Mr. Kenji?
Why are you Kenji?
What about you, Seiya?
I don't have much time, so I'm thinking of making a gag.
For example, old comedians like Tanike's "gachon" and Shimura's "ayun" and other gags.
I realized that it was meaningless words and simple movements.
That's rude.
Meaningless words and simple movements.
That's amazing.
Even though "gachon" has no meaning, everyone does it.
I was able to do one during self-restraint.
Show me.
I was able to do one during self-restraint.
Meaningless words and movements.
It was my first self-restraint recording.
I did my best.
I was like "it's self-restraint".
I wrote "seiya" and "gag" in kanpe.
I was like "this is it".
"It's seiya".
I was like "self-restraint".
First of all, I slipped a lot.
After I slipped, I froze for 20 seconds because it was self-restraint.
I was like "what's happening?"
What's this guy doing?
Is this something that can be cut?
No, it can't be cut.
I'm sorry.
I was like "I'm sorry."
What were you doing?
I was planning to start living with my sister who is going to be a college student in April.
But it's getting late for school to start.
You're still alone.
Yes, I'm still alone and lonely.
So I made meals and had a remote dinner party.
I made meals and had a remote dinner party.
It's complicated to say "remote" and "sister".
When did you start cooking?
Was there a reason for it?
When did you start cooking?
There's a drama called "Two Meals a Day" that we filmed last autumn.
Which drama is it?
It's on TV Tokyo.
It's a drama!
You're making it complicated.
I started practicing when I was able to cook.
I started making dishes since then and I've been into it ever since.
What's your favorite dish?
My favorite dish is a salad with a lot of vegetables.
A salad with a lot of vegetables?
But I started cooking suddenly.
A salad with a lot of vegetables?
It's usually a salad with a lot of vegetables, isn't it?
What were you doing? You're like a girl.
What were you cooking now?
I started cooking because I wanted to.
But it was quite difficult.
It was dangerous.
It's a little scary.
It's very difficult to cut with a knife.
Can you teach me how to use it? It's scary.
I hope you can cut an apple.
It was still a little blue.
It wasn't blue.
It's still a little red.
Do you have a favorite dish?
I do!
I like strawberry candy.
Do you know what strawberry candy is?
It's like a ball.
That's right. It's very popular now and you can make it very easily.
It tasted just like I imagined it would.
It was very delicious.
It tasted just like you imagined it would.
It melted like sugar.
Just like you imagined it would.
You should have said it on TV earlier!
Just like Otomo-san, Seiya-san also had a hard time making the role of a drummer.
Seiya was also in a drama.
He's a very cheerful person.
He was in "Sunday Theater".
And this is...
What's this? Are you making salad?
For a tomato...
It's too red.
Seiya-san, are you the culprit?
Huh? Strawberry candy?
Don't watch the drama that ends with making salad.
It's not strawberry candy!
He killed 21 people.
He's a scary guy.
He's become a big hit.
He's a criminal.
Who is it?
It's me.
At home...
It's the first drama I've ever practiced.
At home, I was always shouting...
He's dead!
Sister!
Elementary school student is dead!
I was doing my best.
The doorbell rang.
It was the police.
What?
Is that so?
A gacha came to the door.
Elementary school student...
Elementary school student is dead!
He's dead!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I explained everything and showed him the script.
Then, one of those police officers said...
Go! I don't want to know the result! I don't want to know!
"What about Ted?" "Oh, no! He found out!"
"Oh, sorry! Let's go! Let's go!" Somehow, he was saved by seeing it.
But, did you find out who the culprit was?
Only that police officer found out.
Police officer...
As expected of a police officer.
Police officer...
You should have done it when you were a police officer.
Yes, I was a police officer.
"Hello!" I was scolded.
How about you, Nojima?
Well...
Yes.
I was a C-back in the Non-Breathing Small Army.
Well...
Until now...
When it rang, there was someone who shook and woke me up, but I'm not there now, so I'm a little scared, aren't I?
Well, if you had a wife, you probably would have been taken away.
You're trying to kill me! You're trying to kill me!
You put a bottle of tapioca...
No, no...
You put a bottle of tapioca...
You shouldn't do that!
It's just enough for a bottle of tapioca...
It's a big bottle!
You shouldn't do that!
You shouldn't drink it!
Also, during this self-restraint period, I spent a lot of time sitting at home!
You're right!
I think you're right, too!
Well... I was sitting for too long and I became a "G".
I think you're right!
I think you're right, too!
You've been sitting for a long time, haven't you?
Yes!
And... I bought a condom...
Oh, that's why you went to the drugstore!
That's right!
Oh!
So you got everything for free!
I got everything for free!
That's right!
Oh, I see!
And I was going to put it in, but I'm really scared of putting it in myself!
Oh...
Because I've never put it in!
So... I've brought some condoms with me today...
I think you should put it in later!
Everything!
You're a "G" specialist!
"G" specialist!
Can you turn it around a little?
No, no!
Everything!
No, no!
This is a very serious contact!
It doesn't mean anything!
This has been Morita's Internet-limited Gossip!
Isn't this good enough?
Here it is! Here it is!
It's been a while, hasn't it, Morita?
Hello, everyone! It's been a while!
It comes up sometimes!
Yes!
Well, Morita wanted to get caught up in the staff restrictions of the studio and not be allowed in!
He's here, but there's no reason for him to stay any longer.
That's right. I don't know why, but it's because he's going to spend his last days here.
Today, I'm going to tell you my favorite gossip.
I've been looking for it all over the internet during my self-restraint.
I'm the only one who's read all the articles on the internet.
This time, I'm going to tell you a big story about today's guest.
Look straight ahead!
Where are you looking?
Don't look up.
Where are you looking?
Look down a little more.
Oh, there you are.
Is it okay?
Oh, there you are.
First of all, here's what you look like.
You're in a sexy video.
Seriously?
This is a gossip.
If you're around here, please come out now.
No way.
You're in a sexy video.
Let's see who it is.
Here it is!
Seiya Kinoburi Nojo was in a sexy video when she was out of school.
No way.
This is evidence.
We got a package of the DVD Seiya was in.
Are you serious?
There's a great picture.
Even if she was out of school...
She's a young lady.
I don't care.
I wanted you to say that.
She's not out of school.
I wanted to see what you were up to.
Do you want to see this sexy video?
What do you mean she's not out of school?
Morita is lying.
There's evidence.
Let's see.
Here it is.
This is a package of the DVD.
No way.
Even her clothes are Seiya's.
Even her name is Seiya.
Seiya Kinoburi Nojo was in a sexy video when she was out of school.
No way.
Are you serious?
No way.
This is a sexy video.
I know this person.
He's a sexy actor.
You?
It's not me.
Is it Kosaka Daimao saying PPAP?
It's not like that.
Is it like that?
It's not like that.
It looks like you.
He's a sexy actor.
When I was in a theater...
I heard rumors about you.
I was famous as an actor.
He wore my costume in the next movie.
I finally made him wear my costume.
You should do it sooner or later.
I won't do it.
About Seiya...
I have another gossip.
No way.
I earned this gossip.
A few years ago...
Seiya and I went to a sexy restaurant.
Seiya was waiting for me.
For some reason, he ate five rice balls.
I thought it was rude of me to eat at a lady's restaurant.
If you say that, you'll find out about my weirdness. Stop it!
I want to eat a rice ball so that I won't be rude to a lady.
Next week's "Tenax" is a real daily life of a woman entertainer in her early years.
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
There are a lot of scenes I don't want to watch.
A woman entertainer makes a mess of downtown with her outfit.
Matsumoto-san will be happy if you give him some sweets.
It's really easy to talk with you.
Look forward to next week!