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Tonight's "Terrax" is back on "Downtown" for the first time in 36 days!
Hamada Matsumoto, who met for the first time in a while, will talk about his nervousness during his self- restraint period!
Um...
It's been a while!
You're making me feel like I'm a thief!
You're right!
I haven't seen you in a while!
You're right!
It's been about a month!
It's been more than that!
When the staff calculated it, it's been more than 30 days!
It's been 6 days!
They're telling me not to come close!
If I could do it, I'd like to do a deep kiss!
This is Kohama, but it turns out that he was training his throat during his self-restraint period!
It's a test!
I want to give you a lot of results!
This program is provided by the sponsors you see.
I want to meet my lover.
Shut up!
It's been about a month.
More than that.
More than that?
According to the staff, it's been more than 30 days.
36 days.
They told me not to come close.
If I could do it, I'd like to have a deep kiss.
Can I do it?
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
But I'm not going to do anything here.
Well...
Some people do it.
I don't have much experience.
As I said before, I think I'll lose my voice right away.
That's right.
I can't speak normally with this voice.
No, you can't speak normally.
I can't speak normally.
No, you can't speak normally.
I can't speak normally even if I watch TV.
That's right.
It's very hard.
It's hard to speak normally on the phone.
That's right.
My voice gets hoarse.
It's true.
You can't speak normally.
It's okay because we're talking together.
But if I try to control the voice of a comedian or a staff member,
I'll lose my voice in one shot.
You can't.
I can't.
Shut up!
If we had a Linkin Park sports day, I'd lose my voice in ten minutes.
I'd lose my voice in ten minutes.
You're losing your voice in ten minutes.
I've been at home all the time.
Have you been at home, Hamada?
I've been at home all the time.
I feel sorry for you, Hamada.
We're just at home, but we want to see our loved ones.
I wonder if you have a strong contact with your loved ones.
I wonder what you're doing.
I'm working hard.
I have nothing to do.
I'm cleaning up my room.
I'm pulling out everything.
I think this is the only time.
That's right.
That's why it's so hard.
Everyone puts out garbage like that.
That's right.
I heard that you're having a hard time.
But I did it in the beginning.
I put out everything.
That's how it is.
Did you clean up?
No, I didn't do much.
Oh, really?
I didn't do much.
I was going to do something.
I want you to count only "hey".
I want you to count how many "hey"s you made while you were resting.
We broke up in three days.
I know you're sleeping.
I don't know if it's one shot or two shots.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter.
It's an important story.
But this distance is okay, right?
It's not a DVD, so it's fine.
No, no.
Prepare something like this.
Wait, wait.
You've been tricked, haven't you?
No, it's not me who said it.
It's the staff.
You've cornered a very bad person.
I'm saying this because we're this far apart.
What are you saying?
You have to wait for a long time.
It's not good.
Can you do this?
What are you saying?
How many times do I have to do it?
It's true
I hope I can do it next week or the week after
I don't know when I can do it
Are you hot now?
You know what?
I've been saying it for a long time but I have high fever
I have 37 degrees
What?
I have it
What did you say today?
36 degrees and 6 minutes
It's low for me
I have high fever so please don't say 37 degrees and 5 minutes
It's really high
Do you have 7 degrees?
I have 7 degrees
I have 7 degrees and 1 minute
Do you have low fever?
Yes, low fever
Are you holding it in?
No
I looked it up and it's quite high
I have low fever and 37 degrees
Especially people in Western countries have high fever
People in Western countries?
I looked it up and it's muscle mass
It's burning so I always have high fever
I see
How do you work out now?
Don't you go to the gym?
How do you do it?
I've never worked out
Use it
It takes time
It takes a lot of time
I was worried about that.
I do what I can do at home, but it's difficult.
Do you have a machine at home?
A machine...
The person next to me is saying something.
What is he doing?
The planned mission was ruined because of a meeting!
In 14 years of shooting, the number of star meetings has increased by about 2,000.
A strange habit of more than 270 people has been discovered.
What is your name?
Tonight, we will select and introduce people with particularly strong habits from among them.
Are you excited?
Yes.
In addition, a new routine of downtown found from recording more than 1,100 times.
A psychology teacher is remotely diagnosed.
And their reunion talk will continue.
I really want to announce the results.
The stars will show us their true selves.
This is the result of the meeting!
Speaking of which...
By the way, your voice is pretty loud.
It was loud just now, wasn't it?
Do you know about this?
What?
If you put it like this...
I know, I know.
It's like...
Like people who sing a lot in karaoke.
They sing like this to check the pitch.
I'm screaming like this all the time.
I really want to announce the results.
The fate of announcing the results is...
Even when I'm on the phone, my voice doesn't come out.
I thought it was bad, so I bought it.
One, two! One, two!
Test, test!
Ahhh!
I can't say "one, two!"
I can say what I want to say.
If you don't say "ahh!" all the time...
My throat gets sore and I can't speak.
Even now, it's hard for me to speak.
Why is that?
Up until now, we've seen the weird behavior of 270 people.
This time, we're going to talk about people with strong habits.
We're going to show you again.
I see.
First, we have this!
Unexpected way of talking.
Do you remember this?
I see. The first one is definitely Sosne.
That's right.
I think it's Akai-san.
I don't know what he's saying.
What was Akai-san doing?
I don't know.
What was he doing?
I don't know what he's saying.
It's not a way of talking.
That's right.
It's not like his voice is small.
That's right.
He's speaking Japanese, but we don't know what he's saying.
That's right.
This is amazing.
Hideki-san's "sekai" (world)
"sekai" (world)
But Hideki-san doesn't usually say it on TV.
We say it at meetings.
Was it a word he liked at the time?
Maybe.
Let's watch the video.
Unexpected way of talking.
Let's start with this person.
Hideki Takahashi, who was broadcasted for the first time.
What's with you?
I said I'd end it on the 10th if I threw up once a day.
It's all cloudy glass.
A ruby ring.
Hideki Takahashi, who laughs a lot about himself in his previous broadcast.
This is no good.
In response, at the next meeting...
I won't laugh today.
If it's a play or a meeting...
This bar and that bar's...
That down there?
If you say it, it's over.
If you don't know it, it's a world of "what?"
"What should we do?" "What should we do with this theme?"
Eyes?
If you say it, it's a world of "we both understand it."
Shideki Takahashi uses the word "world" as if it were something.
Can I say it now?
Go to an old man and say it.
It's a world like that.
The biggest tatami room in Japan.
Where do old people go?
"Katsushin," "Akayama," "Tomisaburo," "Kobayashi," "Akira," right?
In my world...
It's basically the same.
It's a world of "we both understand it."
What happened to those boots last year?
"Where did they go?" It's a world of "we both understand it."
In the end, even his manager understood the word "world."
It's crazy, isn't it? I've been to so many "worlds" before.
It's funny, isn't it?
Today's "world" was "let's not laugh."
Next up is this person!
This year, he'll be a dad for 5 years!
His way of talking hasn't changed since then.
Do you ever go out with your dad?
Yes, I do.
Everyone knows that I'm Takeshita's grandson.
Yes, I do.
When I was in elementary school...
The 5th generation's conversation always starts with "yes, I do."
Do you remember when you were little?
Yes, I do.
When I was little, I used to talk a lot.
Yes, I do.
You were a kid, weren't you?
Do you remember when you were little?
Yes, I do.
If I remember, it was when I was little.
Yes, I do.
When I was little, I used to talk a lot.
Yes, I do.
The 5th generation's conversation always starts with "yes, I do."
I asked Mr. Amon for his diagnosis results.
The word "yes, I do" is an appeal to the other person's opinion.
It also shows that the 5th generation is good at talking.
Mr. Amon, what do you think of this diagnosis?
Well...
It's not like that!
Next up is this person!
Let's pay attention to Umezawa Tomio's bad manner!
- What did you do last night? - I don't know.
- I saw it and... - You returned it? - Yes.
- If you like fun things...
- Talk to me. It'll be fun.
- Umezawa Tomio is really bad at manner!
- Bad manner!
- I came here to ask you about your day off.
- It's getting late...
- The weather...
- It's getting hot...
- I came here to ask you about your day off.
- Did you get angry?
- Did you call the doctor?
- Yes, I called the doctor.
- But you didn't say a word!
- Umezawa Tomio is really bad at manner!
- Do you use it that much?
- It's amazing! It's all bad manner! - It's all bad manner!
- Psychologist Amon Nijikawa-sensei...
- Hey you, Nijikawa-sensei!
- Umezawa-san's bad manner...
- expresses his desire to be frank with people he talks with.
- It seems like you want to be friends with people younger than you.
- Do you want to pay for it?
- It's a good age now...
- Everyone is speaking in honorifics...
- Say it!
- Next up is this person!
- Jiu-jitsu champion and former Japanese champion...
- Takeisou's manner is also amazing!
I can't help it.
What is it?
I'm going crazy.
I'm sleepy.
Takeisou's manner is also amazing!
I'm late by 30 minutes.
What are you doing?
What is it?
I'm hungry.
What is it?
I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy.
I can't help it.
Takeisou's manner is also amazing!
Next is this person!
He is a prominent figure in the entertainment world.
His name is Aki Nakao.
His manner is very strong.
I've done it before.
How much does it cost?
The top pin is 100,000 yen for one.
It's about 3,000 to 4,000 yen for a souvenir like this, right?
Yes.
So, if you're sitting down and a woman is hitting you in the buttocks and so on, you're going to do like this, right?
Yes.
Aki Nakao puts a lot of money in his pocket.
Can you take a picture of it for me?
Sure.
It's on the left, right?
That's a good memory, right?
Yes.
It's good because you have so much money.
You don't have to go to a hospital for that, right?
24 hours a day for 8 hours a day.
Right?
Aki Nakao puts a lot of money in his pocket.
He was alone at the end.
He's checking it out.
Be careful.
Maybe he said it when he was having sex.
Is that right?
He said it.
It's not a hidden camera.
That's right.
He said it.
He should be careful, but he said it.
But he said it.
Our habits.
It's not a big deal.
Did I have sex?
Yes.
I see.
You saw it before.
Let's start with Hamada Masato's habits.
What kind of habits do you have?
I know!
Good evening
I remember it.
Because you said it.
When Hamada Masato appears, he always says "good evening" with a volume that you can't hear.
Good evening
Mr. Masato happens to whisper "good evening" in an unheard voice.
Next is Hitoshi Matsumoto's "Daily Umaken".
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
Next is Hitoshi Matsumoto's "Daily Umaken".
Which one is it?
This one.
But you did it.
I did it.
But you didn't force yourself to do it.
No, I didn't.
You can only say you want me to live strongly.
You want me to do my best, don't you?
That's right.
Mr. Matsumoto puts his second joint of his left little finger into the hole in his left nose.
I had this, too.
Next.
Next is mine.
It's called a "hidden talent".
That's what they say.
I did it.
I didn't know it existed.
You haven't tried it, right?
It was popular back in the day.
You're kidding!
You're really joking.
It's actually true.
Mr. Matsumoto puts his second joint of his left little finger into the hole in his left nose.
You're right.
Because of COVID-19, we have to be careful about elevators.
The buttons are here, but we do it like this.
You're doing it now.
You're doing it now?
No, not really.
You were doing it back in the day.
Oh, yeah.
If you're doing it now, you're in trouble.
I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
And this time, we'll find out about Downtown's new habit!
For more details, check out the show!
You're doing it so well!
And now, we'll continue with your habit!
When it comes to smiling, you know this line.
Xerox found it early in the morning!
It's like an old-fashioned TV show.
They did it all night long.
And it wasn't a survey or anything like that.
They found it in real life on their own.
I see.
And when you say "in real life",
it's like you said, Azumi-san.
Degawa and Tetsuro say "in real life" multiple times.
Oh, now?
If you say it in real life,
it's not like it's someone's fault or anything like that.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
No, it's not like that.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
It's not like that in real life.
But in reality, it's not like that.
It's pretty much like this,
that in real life, it's weird.
There's a lot of trees and stuff like that.
And if you say it in real life,
it's like...
Degawa and Tetsuro say "in real life" multiple times.
They say it.
But Tetsu-chan says it.
He does say it.
I think he said it a few times during today's opening.
He might have said it.
There are a lot of things I want to say about this part.
But why is Tetsu-chan's meeting like a dance floor?
Next up is this person!
Yashiro Aki's way of speaking wasn't like that of a queen.
I've said it before, but you know Hanson, right?
Yes, yes.
You know him, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You know him on TV?
Yes, I know him on TV.
Yashiro Aki digs in English that sounds good while we're talking!
He comes in there with his manager and says something stupid.
He's like a witch.
And he's like, "Don't you like it?"
What? What?
What did you say?
Next up is this person!
He's an original and trendy actor, but his humorous personality, Jinnai Takanori, is blown away from the meeting!
Why did you meet Yusaku-san?
I knew him well.
Yes.
I knew him too.
Yes.
I was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is fun."
Huh?
What's up with you? What's up with you?
What's up with you?
Jinnai Takanori comes in there and imitates what we're saying.
Yusaku-san, I'm Matsukazawa.
Nice to meet you, Matsukazawa.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm with a good person today.
A good person.
I'm not saying this because you're a good person,
but when you were young,
you said this in the morning.
I'm done for.
This risk is too big.
When you were working with Mr. Futanuma,
did you like eating ginseng in the bath?
Yes, I liked it.
Yes, I like it.
And you said this in the morning.
No.
It's funny when women make fun of you.
I like it.
Takanori Jinnai is making up stories and impersonations.
Next is this person.
He has a strange look on his face.
His words were also strange.
Don't turn it over!
What did you say?
When I was young,
I used to go hunting in the woods.
When I was young,
I used to go hunting in the woods.
Otawa Hitoshi has been making up stories since he was young.
Don't turn it over!
Three years ago,
a young man and his wife
were in a room,
having a drink,
and when they got drunk,
the young man hit me in the head,
and the young man hit me in the head,
and I died,
and my family got killed,
and I was arrested,
Otawa Hitoshi is making up stories for his variety show,
but he is still talking in Yakuza language.
Lastly, we have two car-knifemakers from downtown.
Mr. Akai, you're a great driver, aren't you?
Please pay attention and listen to Mr. Akai's conversation.
What do you have?
What?
Mr. Yotaka was still in his dormitory.
It's not far from here.
So we were playing against each other.
Well, Mr. Mook's problem is...
Magazines, beer, cigarettes, newspapers, etc.
Why are you doing this to me?
I was in this state with my parents.
Mr. Akai doesn't know what he's talking about from the middle of the conversation.
I really don't know.
Well, I have a book.
I put it in a box with no garbage in it.
I put it on top of the book.
I don't know if it's popular or not.
I don't know if it's safe or not.
I don't know if it's effective or not.
I don't know if it's good for acting or not.
I don't know if it's neutral or not.
I don't know if it's good for acting or not.
Akai Hidekatsu doesn't know what he is talking about from the middle of the conversation.
This is amazing!
This is really amazing!
But Akai san, you know only the world.
You know only the world.
Everyone wants to know only the world.
I don't know what he is talking about.
Isn't it just a conversation?
I want to know what he is talking about.
I don't know if you know it or not.
I don't know it either.
I don't know if it's good for acting or not.
He made me laugh.
This is it!
"Basaka's gesture".
What do you think of it?
Isn't it Chiba san?
Yes, it is.
Chiba san...
He wasn't in the picture at all.
He was on the phone in the middle of the conversation.
Tsuchiya Tao san was on this show.
I don't remember.
He was on it?
Let's watch the video.
"Basaka's gesture".
Let's start with this person.
We can see Tsuchiya Tao's hard work about 10 years ago.
Look at his hand movements!
That's amazing!
Tsuchiya Tao-chan was on that show!
I don't remember much of it.
She was on it?!
Let's watch the video!
I can't wait!
Let's start with this person!
About 10 years ago,
Tsuchiya Tao's hard work can be seen in her hand movements!
I didn't know I'd really be on TV,
so on that first day...
Nine years ago?!
Wow, she's moving!
And...
How do you put emotion into your acting?
Tsuchiya Tao turns her hand while talking!
I want to tell my parents what I'm doing,
and my parents get excited about it too.
Wow, you did that?!
Since a long time ago,
when I was in elementary school,
or at my house,
I'd say something like "happy birthday" at the end.
Wow, that's amazing!
Tsuchiya Tao turns her hand while talking!
Well, well, well...
She did that, didn't she?
That's amazing, isn't it?
I don't remember it at all.
You don't remember it, do you?
But you don't have any guts around here, do you?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I didn't have any from the beginning.
You don't have guts, do you?
What kind of question is that?!
You don't have guts, do you?!
You have guts, don't you, Tsuji-chan?
Tsuji-chan has guts.
She does, doesn't she?!
She really does, doesn't she?!
Next up is this person!
Tsuji Nozomi is said to have guts!
How will the four children's mothers react?!
Do you think you'll be okay afterwards?
I think you'll be okay.
You can't talk.
You're getting too old!
Tsuji Nozomi is said to have guts!
Sexual desire?
No, it's not like that.
She's addicted...
No, it's maternal love.
Oh, maternal love!
She's getting stronger and stronger.
She can't be cute in front of her husband anymore.
That's why...
She just can't say it.
I'll replace my desk with my husband's.
Now, the truth is...
This time, the staff found our new habit.
There's nothing left.
I don't think there's anything left.
Then, shall we watch it?
First, Hamada Masatoshi's new habit.
I used to buy three chihuahuas.
Wait a minute.
I used to buy three chihuahuas.
When Hamada Masatoshi laughs, he claps four times.
I have a little point until I make a song.
Four times.
He said it four times.
Wait a minute.
But if it's a human being, it's obvious.
It's only one time for me.
I also hit the gong four times.
Oh, I see.
I also hit my hand four times.
I also hit the gong four times.
I don't know about this.
Can you explain the truth that you know from this habit?
You're lying!
You're doing a broadcast with Amon Nijigo sensei.
Amon, you bastard!
Amon!
Amon is a remote cast!
He's been remote for a long time.
For this...
I see.
Sensei!
Yes?
Thank you very much.
Yes, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
I'm sorry, but what does it mean for you to hit me four times?
Yes, well, people...
In various aspects of life...
They often have a fixed rhythm unconsciously...
Depending on this rhythm, there is a certain tendency to accuracy.
Like you, Hamada-san, four-second people...
Something fits neatly in the box...
People who feel good when things are arranged as they want...
In a good way, there is a sense of justice...
In a bad way, there is a desire for domination...
That's why...
From this, Hamada-san...
In order for it to resonate throughout the studio...
He'll hit me four times with his applause and gong...
And say, "I'm in charge of this place."
That's what he'll say.
I see.
No, but as a job, Sensei!
As a job...
Like a chimpanzee throwing a poop...
Is this 5 or 3 different?
For example, 3 people are people who prioritize their emotions and likes and dislikes.
So, rather than roles, people who prioritize feelings are usually 3.
Random people are people who move around by the reactions around them.
So, people who like everyone around them are those random people.
I see, I see.
What about you, Nijihiko?
For me...
That's enough!
I don't want to wait for you, Nijihiko.
It seems like Matsumoto-san has one too!
Yes, I do.
Here's the video.
Next, here's Matsumoto-san's new habit!
He goes up and down like this...
Or from a while ago...
He hit his shoe with a stick back...
Even now, I'm still anxious.
Yes, that's my habit.
Can I ask you something?
What?
Matsumoto-hitoshi, before changing his appearance award, looks at Tamada for a moment.
I don't know about this!
I happened to be next to him at the audition of Kinkashi-sensei.
I didn't fall off, you know?
The data is too large...
I said, "I exchanged it."
What are you talking about?!
But, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about Gocchan.
What is he talking about?!
I don't know, I don't know.
I thought you were lying!
So, I started filming.
Oh, my God!
I'm sorry, but I don't like "down down deluxe" today.
Matsumoto Hitochi has just confirmed his relationship with Hamada.
What does he look like?
Well, he does look like Hamada, but...
Yes, he does.
Well, teacher!
Yes?
What are the characteristics of Matsumoto's daughter?
While Matsumoto is unconscious, he asks Hamada if it's okay for him to say it now.
So, Matsumoto thinks that he shouldn't always get in Hamada's way and make him feel bad.
No, I don't think like that.
So, he says it at the right timing.
So, for Matsumoto, rather than saying something interesting,
he first thinks about whether Hamada is having fun now and whether he can stay without destroying it.
You're such a good guy!
What is it?!
Well, it is true.
No, no, no.
You're really a good guy!
Well, I'm a good guy, and I'm in a position like that.
No, no, no.
I said "good boy" for the first time there.
Now that Gong has sung four times, let's continue with this person.
Please watch Mr. Koizumi Kotaro's a little unsettled state.
For example, Mr. Kawai Shunichi first came to Paripol 26 years ago.
Oh, I see.
After all, there are many friends, but I'm really surprised.
Koizumi Gotaro holds his knees when he speaks out.
And then again, when I meet him occasionally, I've already forgotten about it.
It's a joke, but it's called "intersection security".
It's all... It's rare...
Intersection quality, how much, distance, a little...
It's usually like that.
Koizumi Gotaro holds his knees when he speaks out.
No, it's the first time I've heard of it.
And they're both bad.
They're both bad.
It's not just one.
I was left-handed when I was convinced.
Oh, really?
I was left-handed when I was a little rebellious.
You were rebellious.
Next up is this person.
Festival man Daisuke Miyagawa.
This man is also not calm at all.
Is it a gum technique?
It's a gum technique.
What's it like on TV?
I can't leave it up to you, but...
I don't like that.
Daisuke Miyagawa's nose running style seems to require variation.
What is it?
I'm trying to lose weight.
My body is too big.
Free scene.
Daisuke Miyagawa's nose running style seems to require variation.
Daisuke Miyagawa is unconsciously doing it.
I'm unconsciously doing it.
But when I see people with nose running style, I think it's stupid.
So I don't like it when I'm doing it.
I'm unconsciously checking it.
Nose running style.
Let's have a doctor diagnose him.
Doctor!
Yes.
Nose running in public is a sign of childhood.
People who have this habit do not think about loss and do not endure what they want to do.
Because of the lack of planning, it is dangerous to live a destructive life like a broken truck train that pushes you and you fall to the bottom of a ravine.
So even if you are doing well now, you may lose everything at once, so I thought it was really dangerous.
Oh, really?
Doctor, you say too much.
Sometimes it goes up, right? Are you okay?
No, no, no.
That carelessness is the cause of everything and it will lose everything at once.
What do you want me to do with you?
Don't laugh at me!
Iriiko is being screwed by the staff.
Next is this person!
Tsukada Ryoichi of ABCZ.
This man is also quiet.
In the stage "dream boys", there is a scene where the camera is turned off and you take it off.
Is it that bad?
Excuse me for a moment.
What? There?
Yes, there.
Tsukada becomes naked at the meeting rather than asking for it.
What part of your body do you have?
I train my pectoral muscle. I'm conscious of it.
That's amazing.
This is not what the staff said.
That's true.
I do it on my own.
Oh, no!
Personally, I train my lower body.
That's amazing.
Even though he didn't ask for it, he finally said it.
Next is this person!
Chiba Shinichi of "sekai".
The action star's movements are bigger than the size of a TV.
Do you remember that scene?
I sometimes do it.
Oh, you do it!
I do it like this.
Chiba Shinichi's meeting was full of action.
Chiba Shinichi finally disappeared from the screen.
That's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
As expected of a Hollywood star!
What is that?
It's embarrassing.
He didn't go back, did he?
No, he didn't. He was doing it next to me.
I've never seen such an interesting meeting in a normal meeting.
No, we haven't.
I don't know what it is.
I've never seen such an exciting meeting in a normal meeting.
I think it's painful.
That's right.
It's a meeting to cool down.
That's right.
It was really exciting in school.
It's not a meeting you can use.
That's right.
It's painful.
The judging continues!
Next up is this person!
Exile, Kenchi Tachibana!
The way he moves his hands is very unique!
It's amazing!
In the morning, when we get out of the club,
I was sleeping in the middle of the club,
and I was lying down in the bus.
Kenchi doesn't say what he wants to say.
In Don Quijote, there are many kinds of cosplayers and roaders.
When we have a meeting at the museum,
we often talk about them.
We take a minute's break and talk about them.
At the time of the break, I thought this was definitely a high school girl.
Kenchi Tachibana tends to express what he wants to say visually!
Next up is this person!
He's a former world champion boxer!
Look at his left hand!
I want to do something.
Sometimes I want to do something while I'm at the gym.
When you hear about the gym in "Gushiken Yohkou"...
I want to go there.
In the evening...
He hit his own chin!
Is there a dead person in this world?
In the evening...
When I went out to drink last night,
there was a cute girl.
She kept teasing me.
What do you usually do?
Oh, I go to Ferris School.
Oh, I go to Herpes School.
Is there a school like that?
What are you talking about?
Next up is this person!
This is Azuma Mikishita, who has a strange routine on the show!
This time too, something unbelievable happens!
When it's crowded like this, you open one of them, right?
What is it? Where is it?
After this, Azuma Mikihisa will apologize for the straw.
What do you mean?
Azuma Mikihisa apologized for the straw.
I wanted it to last longer.
That's true.
Next up is this person!
Pay attention to how Kimpochi sensei Tetsuya Takeda laughs!
He's still smoking.
You're good!
This time you're laughing by yourself.
You're not as fast as you think you are.
Takeda Tetsuya laughs as he falls.
Is that how it is?
Come here.
Isn't your DVD terrible?
Yes.
By the way, last time...
I've heard that before.
Please dye your hair blonde.
You're doing it naturally.
Your hair is all dyed.
By the way, last time...
...it didn't happen because you didn't stop.
It came out of the side and Takeda Tetsuya...
...was mostly laughing.
That's ridiculous!
Takeda Tetsuya laughed 100% and fell forward.
Also, pay attention to how he laughs in Downtown!
If you're going to say it like that, say it!
You're doing it naturally.
By yourself?
You're not as fast as you think you are.
Is this how you laugh?
I see.
When Downtown ends...
...Hamada is behind and Matsumoto is in front of him.
I forgot about it.
I see.
He said it before.
When the downtown doesn't end, Hamada is behind and Masumoto is in front of him.
And today's last one is said to be the best masterpiece in this corner market.
This person's VTR.
I remember it very well.
Yes.
Well, well, well.
I remember it, too.
I remember it very well.
It was amazing.
And this is funny.
As expected of Yamanaki.
Please forgive me.
Let's watch it for the first time in a while.
Yes, please.
Downtown masterpiece
I don't want it to air again
It's been a while since it started, hasn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I didn't know much about the camera.
You weren't aware of it.
Yes, it's noisy now.
What are you going to do?
Oh, you smelled it.
Downtown masterpiece
This is the world of privacy!
If Takahashi-san was doing it, I'd make fun of him!
If you were doing it, I'd make fun of you!
You'd make fun of me, wouldn't you?!
No matter how many times you look at it...
I'm sure he doesn't like it, but...
No matter how many times you touch it...
He says he doesn't want you to use it again...
What were you using it for?
Next week, we'll reveal the star's private clothes!
We'll show you the super valuable Downtown's private clothes!
We'll also show you the super luxurious private clothes worth over 350 million yen!
And we'll also show you the entertainers' room!
Also, Downtown will challenge the entertainers' homes and remote broadcasts!
Look forward to it!