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Tonight's "Downtown Deluxe" is...
The unknown private life of popular entertainers,
"Nazaki Mii"!
A surprising growth is in full swing!
Super popular Johnny's, News, and Goyama Keiichiro are...
Watching "Humans" in a ridiculous place?!
What happened?
Do you go to the gym and think about that?
I want to have a healing tea in my house.
Big break YouTuber Fuwachon is...
An incomprehensible collection!
Nice to meet you.
And the 7th generation of popular young entertainers...
Are coming out with shocking secrets!
I got it today.
Wow.
It was about 20,000 yen.
Now that it's premiered, it's 80,000.
Hey!
Wow.
In addition, Mr. Tatsuo Umemiya and...
"Downtown Deluxe" of young and old...
And many other shocking stories...
What's that in your mouth?
It's Claudia.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Wow, cool!
The crazy generation special of entertainers!
First of all, we'll see their unstoppable actions.
What are you doing?!
What about you?
I'm busy.
I'm working.
Yeah, we're both busy. Hang in there.
Stop it!
Yeah, we're both busy.
Hang in there!
Yeah, we're both busy.
Don't look at me like that!
What's wrong with you?
She's cold, she's cold.
I love you all! I'm Fugu-chan!
Today, I'm going to give back my house's healing potion!
Look!
A baby!
So cute!
You're going to put a seal on it?
And I'm going to put it on Daiso too!
So cute!
And I'm going to put it on my oven too!
So cute!
I always edit my videos like this on YouTube.
And of course, I'm going to put it on my computer too!
I don't know where it is and I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, but I love it!
It's hot!
No, more, more!
Oh, he's riding a bike.
A bike?
Yes, he's riding a bike.
A bike?
He's in! He's in! He's in!
I always go to the gym by bike,
but I always have to go outside of the hotel to go to the gym.
When I go to the gym, I always stop and observe people.
I like it.
But I can't get enough of it.
So you're observing people?
No, let me explain.
Anyway, I have to go outside of the hotel to go to the gym.
And when I go to the gym, I want to increase my adrenaline.
When I see couples coming and going in and out of the hotel,
I think of their backgrounds and wonder why they came in and out of the hotel.
And when they come out of the hotel, I wonder what happened to them.
And then I go to the gym and do push-ups.
He's the most youthful boy.
Is that why you go to the gym?
I don't know.
Genosy's "Yabai Seitai" special!
Next is a sashimi of a variety of dishes that you can't resist eating!
This is it! Ta-dah!
Tapioca milk tea, and fried chicken, four fried rice balls, taco rice, curry rice, champuru, and spam rice ball.
And salt and pepper.
That's amazing, Gal!
Wow!
I'm not surprised at all.
It's time for me to eat by myself at this late hour.
Thank you for the meal.
It's closed!
It's closed.
Wow, it looks like chicken.
Here you are.
How would you like it cooked?
I'd like it rare.
Then medium, please.
Thank you for waiting.
New Rose Steak, medium.
Wow!
One thousand and seven grams.
Thank you.
Wow!
This is the sauce, so please take a look.
Actually, I'm fat.
I can see that.
Hey! You're fat!
Sorry!
It's delicious!
It's here.
Thank you for the meal.
Let's eat.
Pizza?
I'm a 100 year old man who has left myself behind.
It's 20,000 yen!
I'm going to be next in line.
Really?!
I'm going to be next in line in this late hour.
I told you I'm going to be a pig!
What are you eating?
Happitan.
Happitan?!
I'm going to be a pig if I eat Happitan at this hour!
I'm going to be a pig.
I understand.
I'm going to be a pig.
I've been doing it all along.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
It's a little annoying, so can I say it here?
Is that okay with you?
It's stimulating, isn't it?
It's a little too stimulating, so I'll put some liquor sauce on it.
(sniffing)
I'm back!
Huh?
(laughing)
Ice cream!
Thank you!
(cheering)
Do you eat ice cream as soon as you get back?
I want to fill my mouth with ice cream.
But I'm sweating a lot.
I want to cool down as soon as possible.
(laughing)
What else do you do to cool down?
I do a lot of things.
I heard that it's bad for stress and beauty.
So I'm going to do what I like.
Like riding a bike.
(cheering)
I'm going to solve my stress.
(cheering)
It feels good.
(laughing)
You're late!
(laughing)
You're late!
What are you doing?
(laughing)
Are you a time-slipper?
(laughing)
(clapping)
Genoshi's Dangerous Ecology Special!
Next,
we're going to look at
stars' eating scenes.
(chewing)
(laughing)
(cheering)
(laughing)
I'm happy!
(laughing)
(chewing)
(laughing)
(chewing)
It's good!
(chewing)
It's good!
(laughing)
I don't know!
(chewing)
(laughing)
(chewing)
(laughing)
(chewing)
(laughing)
I know, right?
You like it, don't you?
By the way, how was your summer vacation?
It was fine. I'm glad.
I'm glad I got to know Okinawa when Yasuda-san invited me.
You're dancing to the rhythm.
My summer vacation was completely absorbed by you and Yasuda-san.
It's fine now.
He said "it's fine, thank you so much."
I'm glad I was able to win.
But I can't help it.
I'm glad I won, but I can't help it.
I'm glad I won.
But honestly, I'm disappointed.
We need to go home.
Call the police.
Please make a review.
Ice cream.
Thank you.
Takoyaki.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Is it good?
Toru-chan, you're drinking a lot.
It's so good!
It's so good.
What is it?
It's egg rice with tiger prawns.
It's so good!
But I'm sorry.
Eat up and drink up.
Thank you for the food.
Toru-chan is about to fall asleep.
Do you want to stay?
Who is that boss up there?
He is my drinking buddy.
I met him at a bar.
He is my drinking buddy, Toru-chan.
Is your husband your drinking buddy?
No, he is not.
I met him at a bar.
Does he look like your husband?
No, he doesn't.
Your husband is a little bigger.
He is just about this size.
He usually stays.
When he stays,
he drinks a lot of soda.
He drinks a lot of soda.
No, no, I won't drink it.
I'm sorry about that.
After this, the super-salesman entertainer "exit" regrets his home full of love from his fans.
And the four-time champion "matsumoto ni masakano"
I'm sorry, I'm going home now.
matsumoto ni masakano
From now on, the seventh generation of young entertainers with the most momentum will come out again and again.
First of all, "chara o chara" and "migsit" who are very popular in "chara o chara" will regret their surprising home full of presents.
chara o chara
This is the one-room house where Rinkanen lives.
The room is decorated with a lot of presents from fans.
chara o chara
This is a collaboration with a big band called G-Dragon.
I got this today.
It was about 10,000 yen at a bakery, but now it's 80,000 yen with a premium.
You can get dozens of rare sneakers as presents.
There are a lot of home appliances.
TV, switch, TV set...
chara o chara
It's not just what you get, but also what you give away.
I get a lot of clothes, but I don't send clothes that don't fit me or don't fit me.
For example, "rosy home".
chara o chara
desu
"desu" is not good.
However, his partner, Kanechika-san...
Excuse me.
I've been waiting for you.
Let's go to his room.
There are a lot of things.
These are all presents.
These?
That's right.
That's amazing.
These are for three days.
Are you okay with this?
That's right.
This and this.
It's like a movie theater.
It's winter, so...
How is it?
What is it?
It's a little long.
This place is weird.
He kept receiving presents like this, but what he got were all presents from his fans.
By the way, how many did you get so far?
I got a total of five or six hundred items.
Kanechika-san keeps giving out presents.
Next, with his amazing physical ability and strange way of speaking, we'll pay attention to Timon Lee.
Mr. Tamana, let's aim for it!
We'll show you the mysterious rules of baseball, which were taught in elementary school, in Downtown.
I heard that it was strict even outside of practice.
Basically, if you answer, greet, gather and give out presents properly,
"even in the prefecture, you can win in the best 4," said the coach at the time.
I see, I see.
So, even at school, even for a moment, if you see the coach,
regardless of what the students say, you have to greet them with all your might.
For example, what kind of greeting is it?
For example, if I, as the coach, can see you, Mr. Takagi.
Yes!
As the coach.
So, you'll be the one to greet, right?
Yes!
Of course!
Okay, coach, here we go.
Don't forget!
Coach, coach, coach!
Yes!
What are you saying?
Good morning, everyone!
Thank you for coming again today!
One more time, one more time!
Is this okay?
Good morning, everyone!
Thank you for coming again today!
I definitely didn't throw it away!
Okay.
I didn't throw it away!
I won't say anything even if you ask me directly!
Next up is...
The four warriors who are on a big break due to their weak characters!
The way they deal with their seniors who are now comedians...
It's like they're just coming out!
It's an unexpected and unbelievable development involving downtown!
Okay, four warriors!
What do you think of this?
Four warriors!
The way you deal with your seniors...
Hey, four warriors!
Do you eat plants?
No, I don't eat plants!
I don't eat plants!
I don't eat plants in my food!
I know, I know!
No, I've been walking around!
It's not like the staff left it for me!
I've been walking around!
The seniors...
They're kind, aren't they?
They're amazing!
There are a lot of kind people...
Basically... I'm sorry, but I lick them!
Aren't there scary senpais in the dressing room?
There wasn't a single scary senpai.
I see, there aren't scary senpais.
They often punch each other's shoes.
Punching each other's shoes?
What do you mean?
They punch each other's shoes.
Who's shoes?
Senpai's?
If you think you can do it, you punch each other's shoes.
Senpai's greeting?
Then you can see how funny you are.
And so, our senpai Seiji-san has decided to punch each other's shoes.
Good morning!
If you think you can do it...
They're good shoes.
The shoes are hard.
They're hard and good shoes.
They're hard!
They're good shoes!
What are you doing?!
If you do it in the swimming pool, you'll get killed!
I've never been scolded like this!
Huh?
What's the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
That's the correct answer.
If this person says something that's not funny...
That's the correct answer.
Huh?!
But how much does it cost?
Huh?!
It's really expensive!
It's 3,000 yen.
It's 3,000 yen!
Ouch!
I'm sorry, but I quit being a gay.
Don't do it to me!
I can't do it myself!
You're mean! You're mean!
Then I'll quit being a host, too!
I'm done with you!
You're mean! You're mean!
Okay, let's go!
Next up is this!
You're mean! You're mean!
Everyone is surprised!
Hitoshi Matsumoto sits in the back row,
and Goto, who is in the front row, is the host.
It's an emergency!
Could you look at the VTR for a second?
And he changes his position for five minutes.
When the VTR ends...
Um... Matsumoto...
Yes?
Matsumoto, who is in the front row.
I'm in the back row.
How was it for you two young men?
I thought it was amazing.
Um...
What do you call it?
We'll copy it with our characters.
I'm sorry my partner is confused.
He's a newcomer!
He's an ex-genius!
I heard that the host will help you.
Um...
Matsumoto, you're amazing.
I can tell just by standing here.
You're amazing, Matsumoto.
Matsumoto, what do you mean?
I've been watching your show all the time, but I can't get used to downtown anymore.
I can't get used to downtown either!
We're both late!
I'm sorry.
It's painful!
I can't get used to downtown anymore.
It's funny that I went all the way to the ending.
From now on, it's the celebrity's sick generation special again!
Part 2 of "I know it, but I can't stop it!"
Hi, I'm Noshi, a skinny bug.
What's up with you?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you saying "merry christmas" on the battlefield?
Ta-da!
If you breathe in through your nose and breathe out through your mouth, you'll hear a sound.
It's called a "flute".
It didn't work at all.
I don't know.
What?
You are wrong!
You can do it!
It's a little wrong.
In the park, there is a mysterious world full of fireworks, which is played by Mr. Rossi.
But there is also an original game with a world view full of fireworks.
From five similar-shaped items, Mr. Rossi has the cast members choose what they like.
Now that we have decided on the item in charge of it...
Then let's go! Here is the game you will play!
"Zero Game"!
Yes!
The item you have chosen...
From now, please start a game and set it to "zero"!
But it is a winning game.
We call it "zero game"!
So let's go! Ready... Start!
Come on! Zero! Yes!
That's it! That's it!
So you eat it and pay for it!
Good job, D.Go!
Good job! Keep going!
Keep going!
You're doing good!
Keep going!
Good job, Macchan!
Keep going!
Time's up!
This game is a draw!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
What a shame!
D.Go, you did a good job!
Good job, D.Go!
You didn't eat it all!
Huh?
Master!
Huh?
Master!
What are you doing?
You're so small!
It's not just an image, right?
That's right!
You can add words to it.
It's like an image.
There's an original card like this.
Are you opening your mouth wide or drooling?
Are you sure you didn't say it?
I didn't say it.
Who should I say it to?
Me!
You said it.
I didn't say it.
There's more.
There's more?
Yes, please.
Mo!
Hello.
Can you give me some bread as an option?
I didn't say it.
I definitely didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
Ke! Ke!
Ake!
Butt hole and paprika.
You're gay.
No, you can't say it.
What? What?
I'm scared, Mr. Akai.
You're the worst!
What did you say?
I didn't say it.
Mr. Yoshiko.
What?
What did you say?
I don't know where I'm coming from.
I asked her to do it.
And she did it.
She asked you to do it, too?
I don't know.
I can't do it.
There's no one I can't do it with.
That's right.
So I asked her to do it.
She said she couldn't do it.
So I said, "Let's do it once."
Yes, yes, yes.
At first, she was like that.
It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
She said that.
There's no way it's embarrassing.
This shock...
This shock is amazing.
You're the worst.
I'm going to make a jigsaw puzzle of you.
"Yabai Sei" special by entertainers!
Next is "Super Rare Performance"!
Let's take a look at some of the forbidden New York scenes!
Good morning.
Before we wake you up,
I'll take off my headphones and take a head start today.
Good morning.
This is a popular cafe.
Black, black, black, black.
Oh!
Nice!
Oh!
Say goodbye, sticky.
Oh!
And...
Yes, number one!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
This is it!
Wow!
Um...
Now...
For beauty...
Yes...
I'm doing a half-body bath.
For Mr. Mokumoto...
I'm going home today.
Here!
Oh!
That's dangerous!
He's a little happy!
He's happy!
Little face pack, right?
What's that?
Because you have a big face!
He's happy!
It's a horse picture!
What are you doing?
It looks like you.
You've grown up.
What's wrong with you?
Your father was asking you.
If you don't put strength in it, it's very soft.
I feel good when I touch it.
I like boobs.
So it's soft when you don't put strength in?
It's hard when you put strength in, but it's soft when you don't put strength in.
Lift it up! Lift it up!
It's soft!
You hit it too hard and it broke.
It wasn't that bad of a situation.
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
You were doing something with your back too, weren't you?
I was putting liquid on my hands and washing them all the time.
But as I was training and my body got bigger, I couldn't reach my back.
So I put shampoo on the wall and rubbed my back against it.
You were washing it.
I was washing it with shampoo.
That's weird.
What?
You were doing something with your front too, weren't you?
Hit it!
What are you doing?
I told you it broke!
I told you!
I told you the gong was broken!
What are you doing?
Don't push me!
I told you it broke!
You don't have to feel bad about it.
Don't hit me.
You have to fix it.
Don't do it.
I told you it broke.
Come and get it girl!
After this, Kayoko Okubo will have an adult date with her second best member.
Will love be born?
It was really shining.
I was really happy.
Kayako Okubo, 48 years old.
Her goal for 2020 is...
I really want to get married.
I'm about the same age as Ririko-san.
Ririko-san got married at 47.
I see.
I call her "Ririkon".
Thank you.
She's popular as "Rikohai".
Recently, there's a baby-boot combination.
Is she?
Yes, she is.
She's good at singing.
When I was in the studio,
I saw their interview videos.
I was really surprised.
Who is it?
The one on the far left, Shinobu-san.
That's good.
The same pattern is playing now.
I thought of getting on the baby-boot.
That's good.
Go for it!
Ririko-san!
I did some research.
Out of 5 people,
4 of them are married.
The only single person is this person.
Who is it?
You don't have to know, Ken-san!
Why can't you know, Ken-san?
You don't have to know.
He's a Northern Endian.
You don't have a baby-boot?
I don't have a baby-boot.
Ken-san looks really hurt.
He looks like a Northern Endian.
Without saying "Ken, you don't have to know", Okubo-san cut him off.
Right after the broadcast, Shinobu-san, who was Okubo- san's favorite, tweeted this.
Shinobu-san, who was Okubo-san's favorite, thank you very much.
Okubo-san, your northern smile is not bad either.
The only thing that left a bad impression on Ken- san behind the happiness of being teased on TV was...
So...
To know more about the charm of baby boo Ken-san,
a one-day date with Okubo-san was decided!
Will Ken-san, who was told it wouldn't happen, actually change?
Wow, you're so cool!
Once it starts, it's a one-man show.
I'll always be by your side.
Ah, excuse me!
Okubo-san, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Um, do you remember?
Who are you?
We are...
We are baby boo!
What? What? What is it?
Thank you so much for giving us our names on 'Downtown Deluxe' the other day.
I'm the only one who came here.
How do you like it?
What is it?
I'm so excited today that I can't speak.
But there's something I wanted to say at that time, so I came here today.
What is it?
Ken... you said your northern smile wasn't bad, didn't you?
I... I don't know.
You said your northern smile wasn't bad.
But it doesn't end there.
We'll give you Ken every day.
I want you to go on a date and win a lot of Ken's food.
A date?
So, the date between Ken and Okubo starts now!
First of all, in their official profile, they show off Ken's charms with one of their members.
What about Kyosuke Kimuro's charm?
Ah, that's right.
If Kyosuke Kimuro sang Lucia Minyo...
Kyosuke Kimuro sang Lucia Minyo...
Can you not be so formal?
Let's go on a date!
They are both single.
If their date goes well, there is a possibility of getting married.
In Mr. Ken's specialty, Mr. Okuo will be his host.
So...
I made an original healthy drink.
I don't know much about you, Mr. Ken.
But I will drink it.
It's not very tasty.
There is one more thing.
What is it?
It's called "himotore".
I also made it today.
It looks like this.
What is it?
It helps you breathe better and makes it easier for you to speak.
You don't do this in your free time at night, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't do it yet, do you?
I'm interested in it.
You are interested in it.
The present they prepared is empty.
Let's cheer up and have a conversation!
What kind of music do you like?
A band? A singer?
Did you like BLUE HEARTS when you were in high school?
Yes.
I see.
Next,
Mr. Okubo will show off his cool appearance by fishing, which is Mr. Ken's favorite hobby.
I think it's pulling.
Should I pull it up?
Yes.
What are you doing?
It's like pulling it up when I pull it hard.
Should I pull it up?
In order to have a date that doesn't get excited, Mr. Ken is doing something unexpected here.
Can you do a moonwalk?
Moonwalk?
Yes.
Michael Jackson's?
Yes.
I thought it was a stage over there.
Is it okay for me to watch it here?
Yes.
He's not a bad guy.
I know that very well.
But I'm in trouble.
He's a good guy, so he's joking and singing.
I was surprised.
Can you do a long mouth?
All of them have less than 70% quality.
All of them are mixed together.
Not one of them is bad.
Even in fishing, Mr. Ken's charm is not transmitted.
Next, he will appeal his love for animals and make Ms. Okuma's maternal instinct tickle her.
What's wrong?
That's right.
I like people who like animals.
But among men in their 40s and 50s who can live equally with cats, I think about it a little.
Ken-san has no more choice. Where did you choose as the final destination of the date?
The place where I shine the most is where I have a concert here once a month.
I'd like to go to Utagoe Kissa.
You're doing it here.
This Utagoe Kissa in the middle of Shinjuku is a shop where all customers sing songs.
In addition to that, Baby Boo holds a concert here once a month.
It is also their home.
Then...
Today's special guest is Baby Boo!
Wow! Wow! Ken-san! It's really good!
"Flowers Bloom".
And Ken-san! One more push here!
When I was in high school, I was addicted to Blue Hearts.
You don't have to make it clear.
It's okay to be vague.
We somehow...
...become happy.
The sunset sky is red,
red like fire.
Half of this planet
is dyed red.
More than that,
a redder person...
Would you like to come forward and sing with me?
Do you know the lyrics?
I'm sorry.
Wow, you're so cool!
After a day of dating,
in Mr. Ukubo's mind,
what kind of existence did Mr. Ken have?
Wow, you're so cool!
You were really shining.
Thank you.
You're a good person.
I really think you're a good person,
but from now on, as someone who will spend life with you,
you won't be my partner!
What did you say?!
Last year,
on December 12th,
Mr. Tatsuo Umemiya passed away.
The number of times he appeared in "DX" was 46 times.
Despite being a super-big actor,
he did anything for the show.
This time, with gratitude,
we will deliver a famous scene of Mr. Tatsuo Umemiya.
Her first appearance was in 1993, when the deluxe release started.
How long have you been dating this girl for the first time?
Two years of college.
What?!
When you were 20 years old?
She was a 8-year-old hostess.
And she took me in.
A 8-year-old hostess?
And she took you in?!
In 2003...
Today is the only day we have a variety show.
I can smell gunpowder from the front door.
It's a legendary scene directed by a famous actor.
I'm not good at fishing.
He doesn't like fishing!
He doesn't like talking at all.
The audience enjoyed the scene more than anyone else.
I saw Mr. Tatsuo Umemiya at Haneda Airport.
Mr. Umemiya was black and shiny.
He rushed into the bathroom.
I was waiting for him to come out of the bathroom with my friends.
Mr. Umemiya came out of the bathroom.
For some reason, he said, "Okay, fine."
My intestines are short, aren't they?
That's why I go seven or eight times a day.
Last month, I saw Tatsuo Umemiya at a supermarket in Azabu.
Where are the big sausages?
Big sausages?
No way!
Big sausages?
There's no such thing!
I was talking to myself and looking for it.
Do you know the sausage sold in Japan?
It's thin.
Because it's thin?
Yes, it's thin.
That's what I'm talking about! Sausage!
Thin sausage!
Last month, I listened to Tatsuo Umemiya's amazing song on the radio.
The song's title is "Symbol Rock", and it's amazing.
The song's content is straightforward, and the personality of the radio show is...
It's a bad song, isn't it?
That's what he said.
It's a bad song, isn't it?
It's a man's symbol.
The man who made his wife cry with shoes on his back always thinks of money.
Wow! This is a great lyric!
When she performed with Ms. Anna, she didn't hide her family's story and talked about it.
Is that where your wife is young?
No, I don't think it's that similar.
That's right. You're wrong, Nene.
But...
Where is she?
Oh, it's you!
It's you, you bastard!
Why do you keep saying 'Cloudy'?
At a convenience store, Ms. Tatsuo Uemiya was reading porn books.
I don't like hiding it.
I try not to look at it.
But sometimes I do.
Is there anyone who doesn't like it?
I don't like it!
And at home, Ms. Tatsuo Uemiya kept her private life.
At her favorite manazuru villa, Ms. Tatsuo Uemiya lived an elegant life.
She revealed everything in front of the camera.
I've never seen anything like it.
By the way, what are these people doing?
Before the shower, there's a cobra here.
Ms. Tatsuo Uemiya was always kind and had a big smile.
She enjoyed watching "Deluxe" from her heart.
It was scary for me at first.
I wasn't used to variety shows yet.
As time went by, I realized I wasn't a yakuza.
I realized it 18 times.
I watched "Deluxe" until the end.
She's already in her third downturn.
I'm sure she's at the studio right now.
Right now?
Yes, I think she's here.
But she was filming over there, so I'm sure she went over there.
[Next Week]
Next week is the Kenmin Deluxe Combination Special!
Deluxe launches the Genghis Khan War!
When it comes to grilled meat, it's Genghis Khan.
There's a road called Genghis Khan Highway.
Also, Yoshio Kojima...
I think I'll buy some land.
Will he buy 7 million yen worth of land?!
Look forward to next week!