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Bad Boys is over!
That's terrible!
Terrible!
Tonight's Deluxes are all unique!
A Japanese special that will make the world cry!
The rose will bloom every day!
Asia's first!
The man who was at the top of the American pro- wrestling WWE!
Nakamura Shinsuke!
Usually...
Shut up!
I have a lot of problems!
He co-starred with Justin Bieber!
The man behind the K-pop boom!
Dance entertainer Nakasone Rino!
And!
The world-famous battlefield cameraman!
You've gotten stronger!
You're up to something weird again!
And!
Asia's most passionate!
Generation's Shirahama Anonmo!
Monkey! Monkey!
What are you talking about?
Don't say anything!
And!
A.J. Kinney with his super high-profile character!
And!
The world-class music giant!
Nakamura Shinsuke's main singer!
Monk!
Who was the most expensive?
Maybe A.J. Kinney?
A.J. Kinney!
You've surpassed 25 years!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Tofu with black honey...
This alone is delicious!
It's delicious!
This is absolutely delicious!
This restaurant is owned by Nakamura Shinsuke!
Wow!
This is real!
What is this?
This is...
Stop it!
You're making a mess!
You're always making a mess!
I'm definitely going to do a urine test!
Japan's proudest pro-wrestling superstar!
King of Strong Style!
Shinsuke Natamura!
Parata Tournament!
America's proudest world-class pro-wrestling organization!
WWE's...
Fan-favorite pro-wrestler!
Last year, Naomi Osaka and Shouhei Ohtani...
Were chosen by 50 people who move the world!
Right now, they're called...
"The Most Famous Japanese In America"!
And the WWE that these players belong to...
Is the world's biggest pro-wrestling organization...
Which is watched by about 800 million people in 180 countries!
Their charm...
Is called... "The Ultimate Entertainment"!
They've overturned common sense!
They've spilled beer in the ring!
They've turned the audience upside down!
Their extraordinary performance...
Has captivated pro-wrestling fans all over the world!
And...
Their most popular secret...
From their orchestra's live performance...
To their flashy entrance and performance!
Their crazy movements...
Are very popular with fans!
Even in the ring...
With their unique style...
They're attracting attention from all over the world!
I mean, the more...
In 2018...
A tournament where 30 of the most famous people compete...
Royal Rumble!
Marks, Bait, Steim!
And the winner is…
The first Asian to win in WWE!
A superstar with everything he's got!
Shinsuke Nakamura!
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go! Here we go!
You're so cool!
This is my first time here. Nice to meet you.
He's such a regular.
He's not like this at all.
He said he's really nervous today.
I can't believe it!
He said he's nervous in front of a crowd of 100,000 people.
He's walking down the hallway in a zig-zag motion.
What is this?
Kozama, is this really amazing?
It's incredible!
You're such a professional.
You know, there's a lot of people around the world.
That's where Nakamura comes in.
Nakamura…
I know him everywhere!
That's amazing!
It's incredible!
I'm sorry to say this in a video, but…
You have a unique performance style.
What do you mean?
Where did you learn that?
During a match, I get stiff.
I get stiff.
And I try to soften it.
I try to soften it.
I try to make it as soft as possible.
And I think about it all the time…
I went too far.
You were a little shaky.
Sometimes it's to relax.
Sometimes it's just because of my opponent.
I've never seen you walk down a hallway like that.
I saw you for the first time.
But when I saw you for the first time, I thought, "I'm never going to see you like this again!"
What is this disgusting thing?!
At first...
At first, you reacted strangely, didn't you?
Huh?
Get out!
You didn't like it, did you?
Can I say something?
Yes.
What is it?
Well, I usually collect information on the internet...
Well, even here, you know...
Yes.
Sometimes, you send us unfair information...
It's not unfair!
I've been looking for rumors on the internet for a while now...
I found some information about you, Nakamura- senshu...
When you say "top player" in WWE...
You earn millions of dollars!
That's right!
And what I found on the internet is...
Nakamura-senshu's annual income...
Five million yen!
That's a lot of money!
That's what I found...
What do you think it is?
It can't be...
Five million yen...
There are players who own private jets...
And there are players who own buses during tours...
I don't think it's five million yen...
Then, for example...
It's not like it's nothing...
No, no, no...
Then, for example...
There's something called "yao"...
If 10 million yen is "yao"...
That's right, that's right...
How much...
What "yao"?
How much "yao" is "yao"?!
What "yao" is "yao"?!
How much "yao" is "yao"?!
10 million yen is "yao"!
10 million yen is "yao"...
"Miao"!
Hey!
You're crazy!
World wide!
I'm amazing! World wide!
I'm amazing!
Oh my god! I'm dying!
I'm dying!
By the way, how loud is Hammer's "yao" ?
What was it again?
How loud is what "yao" ?
What did you say? "yao" !
Yes.
"Zao" !
300 million yen !
It's 300 million yen !
It's crazy !
Dance entertainer who fascinates the world, Nakasone Rino !
Legendary artist Michael Jackson admired him and became single at the age of 19.
At the age of 25, he won Janet Jackson's "Back Dancer Audition".
He attracted the world.
He collaborated with world-famous artist Justin Bieber and Britney Spears and became a top dancer.
In addition, he demonstrated his talent as a choreographer.
This dance attracted a lot of attention due to its precedence in K-pop boom.
Back Dancer Audition
This beautiful dance was also choreographed by Nakasone-san.
Nowadays, as a choreographer who travels the world, Nakasone Rino-san is a dance entertainer who fascinates the world.
Do you know about this dance, too ?
When I first saw this video, it was in 2010.
It was the beginning of the K-pop dance era.
The choreographer was Japanese.
When I saw him, I thought he was Britney Spears or Gwen Stefani.
He is famous all over the world.
When I saw him dancing, I thought he was 10 times better than me.
I was looking forward to meeting him today.
If I met him, he would be like this.
It's a little...
It's a little problematic, but it's serious.
If you stop it, everyone will get angry.
The problem is over.
Please take a look at the choreography of many other artists.
Does AKB do it, too ?
Yes.
We met once in 2013 with the song "Heart Electric".
How did you teach AKB ?
First of all, I thought the process was crazy.
Usually...
Speak up !
I'll prepare one more.
It's rare.
Was AKB able to do it quickly ?
The most amazing thing for me is that we started dancing at 6 in the morning.
Yes.
I've never seen that before.
We usually started dancing at 6 in the morning for about 3 hours.
And we started shooting at about 10 in the morning.
That's crazy !
When you came at 6 in the morning, you didn't have anything in your head, did you ?
No, I didn't.
It's the first time you've been taught that, right ?
Yes, it is.
Nakasane was pretty scary.
No way !
How can I say it...
He was so nervous.
And he called himself "me".
That's crazy !
I'm sure he's got something in his head.
I'm sure of it.
Thinness ?
Is it thinness or length ?
If only this many people have done it, it must have cost a lot of money, right ?
I don't remember.
What do you mean by "a lot of money" ?
It's about the number of people who choreographed it.
That's right.
Is it one song each ?
Yes.
One song ?
I think it's about one song each.
I think it depends on the person.
It was different for me when I started and now.
Who was the most expensive one ?
Maybe A.K.B ?
A.K.B ?
A.K.B !
Wow !
That's amazing !
Is it more than one million yen ?
Of course it is.
More than five million yen ?
Yes, it is.
Between five million and one million yen ?
Maybe.
More, more, more.
Was it only about three million yen ?
What do you mean ?
Our target was...
Go, go, go !
Currently active all over the world from America and Europe,
hard rock band "BAND-MAID" guitarist and vocalist,
Cobra and Mick.
They formed in 2013 and their mission is to play hard rock.
They became very popular overseas before in Japan.
Now, their popularity is spread all over the world and they have been to 16 countries.
In addition, their concert tickets are sold out immediately.
Their popularity secret is...
A lot of men and women come to see them.
Japanese culture called "maid" has received a lot of overseas fans.
"Band-Maid"!
They became very popular overseas before in Japan.
Hard rock band "Coatmic".
Do you have any special reason for your popularity overseas?
Yes, we band-maid...
Band-maid...
I'm more like "scar power pad".
Band-maid...
Scar power pad...
Band-maid...
Our first music video "Thriller" was released.
That song...
Yes, yes.
That song was introduced on a Facebook page called "jrock radio" in the United States.
It didn't even get 10,000 views until then, but it got more than 2 million views in two weeks.
And from there, "Band-Maid" became very popular overseas.
Wait a minute, okay?
Yes.
Chuck has a little bit of garbage.
What did you eat this morning?
What did I eat this morning?
I drank coffee from Starbucks.
Oh, and I'm a little pigeon, so I'm a little pigeon.
You're a pigeon, right?
Yes, so sometimes I say "no" and sometimes I say "yes", and sometimes I cry.
That's not "this" and "this"!
It can't be helped because it's a commercial.
It can't be helped.
It's a hit!
It's a legend!
It's a legend, isn't it?
I know a lot about gossip, but I don't know much about it in private.
It's fun!
Are you attracted to it?
In the case of Kosaka, what is that?
That's Jesse Bieber.
At first, I went to Facebook's "nine gag" and said "about 30 million yen" and from there I became Bieber.
Bieber-san said "about 30 million yen" and from there...
Excuse me, Kosaka-san, are you done?
No, no.
On the contrary, it's me.
No, I think it's a bit...
"about 30 million yen" and "about 30 million yen"
It's like you're talking about someone else.
It's someone else, but it's Downtown-san, isn't it?
On the contrary, it's me.
No, first of all, it's easier for me...
On the contrary, it's the opposite.
It's 5 billion views, isn't it?
It's all about 5 billion.
5 billion is amazing.
I'm sorry for talking about money.
It's about money.
How much is it?
Huh?
Well, I've been working hard for about 25 years to produce "ppap" and it's been over 25 years, hasn't it?
That's right.
Do you have a lot of fans abroad?
That's right.
Overall, 70% are overseas and about 30% are in Japan.
Do men also wear maid clothes?
Some people make their own costumes and wear them.
Do you have a fan service?
Yes, we do.
We call our fans "mister", "miss" every time we have a concert.
And we always say "omajinai time" when we have a concert.
Don't say "komo"!
I'll get beaten up!
Omajinai time
Would you like to do it with us, Matsumoto-san?
I'd like you all to do it with us.
When I say "moe moe", you say "moe moe".
When I say "kyun kyun", you say "kyun kyun".
I'd like you to repeat those words.
"Po"!
"Po", please!
"Po", you're annoying!
If you make me your opponent, it won't end!
You'll die!
I won't die!
"Moe moe"!
"Kyun kyun"!
"Moe moe"!
"Burn the mail"!
"Mookie mookie"!
Zuke zuke zuke
Moe moe
"Kyun kyun"!
What are you saying?
Right now!
Don't do it again!
It's a little rough.
You're the most victim here.
Don't do it again!
It'll change if you say it again!
And now you're working as an actress in Mexico.
Mexico?
I'm kidding.
I got an offer for a Mexican drama two years ago.
I made a mistake.
Three years ago? Ten years ago?
Even in Mexico, new actresses are nominated.
That's right.
Thank you.
How do Mexican fans react to this?
They're different from Japanese fans.
They're very enthusiastic.
When they see me, they say "Wow, Anna!" and hug me.
But when they run up to me, they sweat and stuff.
Do they kiss you?
Yes, they kiss me here.
They kiss me on the cheek.
And then they go to sleep.
That's a little...
You often tour Asia.
Do you have any strange fans?
I do have strange fans.
When I was in Vietnam, they touched my nose a lot.
Like this.
They did it like this.
How did you make this?
It's natural. It's very natural.
They put any kind of silicon.
That's amazing!
They put any kind of silicon.
It's real.
Finally, you have a lot of courage.
You have a lot of courage to talk here.
They think it's a screen.
That's right.
How about you, Kapchan?
I often go to Hawaii, but in Hawaii...
Hawaii is mostly Kansai people,
but when you are with your family,
you always say "It's private!"
Kapchan, it's private!
Oh, I'm going shopping with my family.
Then take a picture.
No, it's private, so it's usually 'photos, no'.
Then take a picture.
No, it's private.
Kansai people just want to know.
You stay in a hotel,
and you meet the next day.
That's why you usually say "It's private."
Then take a picture.
You say it every day.
Every time you meet Kansai people,
you say "take a picture."
That's amazing!
I want you to say it once.
Once.
In Hawaii...
I want you to know one more thing.
This year, in Hawaii...
Let's go to Hawaii.
There...
men with a lot of tattoos
were getting close
to each other.
That's not true!
I haven't seen your company's sword!
After this, Hamada Masatoshi
will go to Hawaii in black!
After this, Hamada Masatoshi
will go to Hawaii in black!
In Hawaii,
men with a lot of tattoos
were getting close
to each other.
That's not true!
That's not true! That's not true!
I'm not an acquaintance!
I don't know anyone who's like that.
No, no, that's not the case!
There was an old man who came and asked me if I could take a picture with him.
A Japanese man?
A Japanese man.
He was obviously Japanese.
He said, "Have you seen our company's sword?"
A Japanese sword, right?
A Japanese sword.
"Do you understand what I am saying?" he asked me.
"Which one are you?" I asked him.
"Are you a traitor?" he said.
I am neither.
Neither.
Neither of us are traitors.
I was about to refuse that.
That's what you were looking like.
Is that so?
Yes, yes.
That sword looks like me!
The same sword?
It's the same book's point! It's the same book's point!
Morita, you're from Morocco, right?
Yes, I'm from Morocco.
I'm from here.
Everyone, do you know?
Everyone, do you know? Morocco is...
This is surprisingly interesting.
That's right. To put it simply, it's a sport where you use a wooden stick to knock down a wooden stick.
But if you're given a number like this...
You use a wooden stick to knock down a wooden stick.
Everyone, I'm telling you, he's Japan's representative.
How can you become Japan's representative?
As long as you have money.
That's true.
There are a lot of people like that!
Morita Tetsuya-san, who participated in the World Championships for 4 months starting last night.
Here's what the Championships looked like.
Last year, we arrived at Geneva Airport in Switzerland.
There's a World Championships in France's Samoyenne.
We drove from Geneva Airport to France.
This place is "mercy".
That's right, it's "mercy".
This place is like Karuizawa.
The scenery is really nice.
This is the venue.
A total of 176 teams participated.
The World Championships is in a place with great scenery.
To explain the rules of Morocco simply...
There are two patterns of scoring.
One is...
There are 12 of them.
The number you knock down is your score.
This is 12 points.
There's another pattern.
There are numbers you knock down.
If you knock down one of them...
The number you knock down is your score.
If you add up all of them and score 50 points before your opponent...
It's a perfect score!
If you don't score a perfect score, it's no good.
This is where I become a world-class super player.
Look at me!
It's called "flexibility".
This is "flexibility".
Look at the world-class players!
They're amazing!
This is a Finnish representative.
He can easily score a 10-meter long shot.
This is world-class.
I'm one of them.
I'm the happiest about it.
Look at me!
I'm a Moroccan superstar!
"Yakke"!
Look! I'm Moroccan!
It's so soft!
"Yakke" is amazing, everyone! Seriously!
Can you eat food in "Yakke" in Morocco?
Well, there is not a single person in Morocco who eats "meshi" so far.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
There is no one, but there is "meshi" in the soccer world!
No, no, no...
Michael Jordan... "Yakke"!
"Yakke"!
This person is the best in the world!
Seriously, he is the best in the world!
Seriously!
No, no, but it seems like Hamada-san liked "meshi" since he was a kid.
That's right!
Hamada-san took "meshi" to Hawaii, didn't he?
He said, "It's wonderful and soft!"
Oh, he said it!
This is the world's lifestyle!
The theme of the first round is...
World's good!
Anyway, moving from place to place is...
- That's right, right? - That's right.
- Moving is tough. - It's almost moving.
- From west to east. - From west to east.
From north to south.
We have a video of you moving around.
- Please watch it. - Okay.
Currently, Nakamura is living in Noridashi, South America.
Because of the warm climate,
on his days off, Nakamura also enjoys his hobby of playing cards.
We asked Nakamura to show us how he usually moves around.
It's 4 in the morning.
- It's 4 in the morning. - 4 in the morning.
Today, I'm flying to San Jose.
I'm flying to San Jose.
- I'm flying from South Korea. - I'm flying from South Korea.
Since there's a game in San Jose today,
Nakamura is flying to the stadium in an hour's flight.
First of all, he goes to the airport in his own car.
In WWE, you don't get paid from your company.
- You have to drive yourself. - I see.
Besides, moving is all about one person.
And...
This is Nakamura Sensuke's super-tough match moving.
And also, the underground army...
They're fighting each other.
Shocking! Pro Wrestler Shinsuke Kamura's super tough match move!
It's 4 in the morning.
Today is Sannoze. West Coast, Sannoze.
It's a match, so I'm heading there now.
Since there's a match in the cold, Kamura heads to the venue in an hour's flight.
First of all, he goes to the airport in his own car.
In WWE, you don't get paid from the company at all.
You have to drive yourself.
Besides, moving is all done by one person.
Of course, there's no manager at the airport.
You also get on the plane by yourself.
And seven hours later, he arrives in Sannoze.
Kamura heads to the venue in an hour's flight.
What should I do?
Is this the rental car?
Yes, this is it.
In fact, even cars that go to the venue in the match also rent cars and drive themselves.
Sometimes, even going to a venue 30km away...
I'm hungry.
Eight hours after leaving the house, he finally arrives at the venue.
And then...
A lot of fans welcome him.
I'm happy.
And after moving his body for four hours...
I'd like to go to the airport.
After arriving in Sannoze...
Kamura can go home by himself in ten hours.
Is this normal?
It takes 8 hours to get back to Florida
It's like going back and forth between Japan and France
We arrived home 10 hours later
So you're driving by yourself?
I drive by myself, rent a car and drive for 5 hours everyday
Can't you hire a manager or something like that?
It's fine but it costs money and I don't have much private time
So I want to spend more time driving a car
It was tough last year, wasn't it?
Yes, there were so many countries
For example, in Europe you play every day and go to a different country at night
Like this?
Yes, it was like that
There were 3 countries a day
That's crazy
3 continents
Your passport is all messed up
I added an extra page for my passport
I see
Was there a time when your car broke down?
When I was driving in Winscon, there was a snowstorm the day before and I couldn't drive
So I was driving in the morning and I saw a group of deers on the highway
Out of the deers, 3 of them were killed
That's a relief
A group of deers...
Poor deers
Even in Japan, there's a group of deers with wrinkles
That's common sense
A violinist, Mai Shima, who has played in 30 countries, has a must-have item
It's not a thing you bring with you, it's something you take with you
It's a thing you bring with you, right?
It's not a thing, I can't tell you whether it's a thing or not
It's a friend of mine...
If you say something weird, I'll take it away
What is it?
Finally!
I've been waiting for this!
Which one is wrong?
Even if it's only for a night or two, I take a month's worth of carrying case with me
And I put a lot of my friends in it
Friends?
Yes
Friends?
Who are your friends?
They're all my friends
You're crazy!
No matter where I go, wherever I go...
I like where I'm going, and as soon as I get there, I open it and bury all of my vision in it.
You're crazy!
You're all crazy!
You're crazy!
It's like that!
It's a crazy festival!
With one bag, you can have a lot of delusions.
Where should I go with this girl?
Oh, I'm wearing this clothes and eating something like this.
You're talking!
You're crazy!
But you can put that girl in this girl, can't you?
Ah, you can't do that!
What? I won't let you dock like that!
You can't dock like that!
I'm sorry!
You're annoying!
Is it like a stuffed toy?
No, we're already dating as strangers, but...
For example, like... one by one...
For example...
What's her name?
As expected of that girl...
I don't know what to say...
Wow...
No matter what kind of girl you meet...
You can't say "girl" at all!
Because...
Kobata! How do you move around?
Ah, Kobata...
That's right...
It's weird to say it after this story, but...
Normally, we move around by car...
And...
We have a lot of equipment and stuff...
A lot of luggage...
So...
When we ride in a car with ourselves...
The space is small...
And...
So you have equipment and stuff...
That's right...
We have equipment under our feet...
And we have a lot of luggage...
So...
We sit in a row...
And we sit together...
For about seven hours...
That's right...
There are times you forget, right?
There are...
There aren't, right?
There are...
Basically, at the end of the day...
You're a useless person!
No, there aren't, right?
You tell me...
After this story is over...
Can you go to my dressing room...
And ask my manager to come?
Just a little...
Just a little talk...
Just a little...
In your case...
Is there something you always bring with you?
Something I always bring with me...
The members use it together...
But...
Um...
Powder shampoo...
I bring it with me...
Powder shampoo...
You don't need water...
That's right...
There are hotels where water doesn't come out...
Or hotels where hot water doesn't come out...
There are places like that...
In those cases...
Powder shampoo...
We all use it together...
You just put it on...
And you just wipe it off...
And your hair becomes smooth...
What?
It falls on the floor?
It falls on the floor...
It becomes smooth...
And I think it absorbs oil...
Right?
Kobato-san...
Yes?
Actually, I...
Some weird stuff came in again...
It's not neat anymore!
It's crooked and rough...
That's terrible!
Terrible!
Can I...
Try it?
After this...
Watanabe Yoichi takes the lead with powder shampoo!
And!
Shirohama Aran recommends...
I'm sure you'll get a hint!
- Why is that? - It's like an evacuation center refugee camp bed.
Powder shampoo that can be washed without water.
Let's have Mr. Watanabe use it.
- Actually, when I went to the battlefield, it's a miracle that I can wash my head without water. - That's good, isn't it?
By all means...
Can I try it?
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
- I'm sure I'll be cut off in editing. - What should I do with this?
- Please tell me. - First of all...
- Excuse me. - Take off your hat...
- Oh, it's like this. - Oh, really?
- You don't have to wash it! - You don't have to wash it!
- Don't wash it! - You don't have to wash it!
- But oil comes out of it. - Oh, I see!
- It's surprisingly oily. - I don't have hair from my scalp...
- No, you do! - I'm sorry.
- Do you want me to put it on you? - Not really...
- Can you put it on me? - Do you want me to put it on you?
- Does it smell? - It doesn't smell that much.
- But it doesn't smell like scalp. - It's very refreshing.
- It feels good. - It's good.
- It's refreshing and smells good. - Do you want me to tell you where it's from?
- Yes, please do. - It feels good. - I'm glad you like it.
The next theme is...
World Food.
- What do you think of Mexico? - Yes.
When we first went there, we were surprised by the difference in food culture.
When we were eating, we were recommended something because it was Mexican caviar.
- It was ant's egg. - What?
- Ant's egg? - It was like that.
- Was it white? - Yes, it was.
But it tasted good.
It was like milky. When you bite it, you can feel the rich liquid coming out of it.
- You got used to milky caviar? - Yes, you can eat it by yourself.
- What kind of flavor is it? - Is it spicy?
Yes, everyone puts chili pepper on everything.
- Fruits? - Yes.
- Fruits? - Yes, we put fruits on it.
We put chili pepper on mangoes, pineapples and other sweet fruits.
- Does it make sense? - Chili pepper on fruits?
Yes, I don't like it.
- You don't like it? - I don't like it.
Don't you have any downsides when you eat foreign food?
Well, I can only say good things about it.
You can only say good things about it.
Surprisingly, there was a second one.
What is it? Is there such a thing?
When I went to Africa, I was eaten by elephants' noses.
Elephants' noses?
Do you eat elephants' noses like that?
I don't eat it.
It's so hard, it's like "peh!"
Is it round?
It comes out long.
Does it come out in your nose?
It's not there anymore.
It comes out like "peh!"
First of all, it's not cut and it's hard.
It's like rubber.
It's like a prank.
It's a proper restaurant.
Nose of an elephant!
That's true.
I have a Filipino mother and I've lived in the Philippines before.
There's a Filipino soul food called "taho".
It's a sweet with tofu and black honey.
When it comes out, Filipinos love it.
When it comes out, Filipinos go and buy it.
People in Morocco love "taho", don't they?
"Yaker"!
Why don't you all try it?
Filipino sweet "taho"!
How does it taste like?
It's good!
It's like tofu.
It's like black honey.
It's good even if it's only tofu.
"So good"!
I'm sure she'll give you a hint!
Let's open a restaurant.
Let's open a "taho" restaurant.
"Taho"!
Yoshimoto, let's open a "sode" restaurant.
"Sode" is bad.
It's a bad way of saying it.
Japanese children are being kidnapped.
After this, there's been a lot of trouble overseas.
I was infected with malaria.
Next is "World's Troubles".
First of all, this person!
Shinsuke Nakamura!
Today, at the American Bomb Detection Prefecture...
Detection Prefecture? Wow, what does that mean?
Well, basically, at all of the venues, the police and the Bomb Detection Prefecture...
German Shepherd, right?
German Shepherd goes to check out dangerous objects.
Oh, I see, I see.
Well, around there, the dogs are barking and barking and barking.
I have a dog, too.
Well, I was scared of dogs, actually.
Well, I thought I got used to dogs a little, too.
The moment I bit my foot...
Bang!
What?! You got bitten?!
At first, maybe for two or three seconds...
Huh? What happened?
From that moment, the pain got worse and worse and worse...
And I collapsed.
That's what kind of dog it is.
Wow!
So, basically, at the Detection Prefecture...
They don't let you talk until you bite or kill you.
So, probably, the police officer there...
And security...
And, well, I don't know, an old man came...
And they all pulled their dogs' jaws apart...
What?!
Why did they do that?!
Why?!
I don't know about that.
And the police...
I was an ambulance driver...
The police...
Well...
They trained them, but...
Dogs are wild, you know.
What?!
The one who was born at the time was...
Yow!
I'm glad you were bitten!
Now, the next story!
Now, look!
"Dangerous Department" in the Philippines.
Yes.
When I was living in the Philippines...
Yes, yes.
They took me to a shopping mall-like place in a neighborhood department store.
I was still in elementary school.
Before entering the shopping mall, my mother told me, "If you go in there, don't ever speak Japanese."
When I asked her why, she told me later that it was a department store where Japanese children were kidnapped.
What?!
So, that's kidnapping in Japan?
Yes, that's right.
For money and money laundering purposes.
Yes, for money and money laundering purposes.
Now, that department store is safe and sound, but back in the day, it was very unsafe.
Yow!
There were American soccer shops and stuff like that.
Yow!
There may still be American children's shops.
Yow!
What about soccer shops?
American soccer shops still exist.
American soccer shops still have survival knives on each of them.
Yow!
While I was covering the jungle, I was moving around in my own tent.
Then, something like a huge membrane came towards me.
When I looked closely at the membrane, it was wrapped around my own body.
It was all "k"
"K"!
It attracted me and I was infected with malaria.
Well, it's because of Yuta.
As soon as I was taken to a refugee camp bed by my neighbor,
I couldn't breathe and I lost consciousness.
I was ready to die.
Then a nurse came in and put some liquid in my mouth.
She pushed me in and forced me to drink it and pulled it out.
Then I got better.
Really? That's amazing!
What's that?
Really?
I was able to get up from the bed and regain consciousness.
That's amazing.
I was able to move south of Africa to south Africa.
Not a few hours later, but right after you drank it?
She pushed me in and pulled me out.
In that situation?
That's right.
That liquid came out of my mouth.
What's that?
It was Fanta Orange.
Everything is true.
Fanta Orange is not a pharmaceutical product.
Basically, Fanta Orange is not a pharmaceutical product.
However, Fanta Orange in Africa is very syrupy and has a strong taste.
Fanta Orange is put into the mouth and is sucked out of the mouth.
How many times have you asked me?
This is the third time.
This is a life saver.
This is amazing.
Japanese Fanta Orange is not good.
This is a strong, sweet and sticky Fanta Orange in Africa.
Was Fanta Orange a grape?
Next to Fanta Orange was Fanta Orange, grapes, Sprite and Coca-Cola.
What is this? Is this a drink bar?
Thank you for your time.
Next is Daimao Kozaka.
During a soccer match in Uganda, Pikotaro...
Pikotaro...
Uganda and Japan...
You did it?
No, I did it.
Pikotaro bowed his head in front of the president.
After that, I was asked to liven up the match.
It was the opening match of Kenya vs. Uganda in the World Cup Africa Qualifier.
I see.
I said I would sing, but I couldn't hear anything.
There was only one small speaker.
On the other side...
On the other side, there was...
On top of that, people in Uganda...
When they welcome you, you say "yeah" or "wow" in Japan.
Over there, you say "bubuzera".
Oh, "bubuzera".
"Bubuzera".
Like this?
Yes, like this.
"Bubuzera" and "bwaaah" are...
In a group, it's like a normal booing.
So, when Pikotaro comes out, it's like a big booing.
Bwaaah!
"Bwaaah!" and "bibobobo".
He doesn't know where the "ken" is and where the "apo" is.
Here is the actual video.
He did his best.
For me, the soccer representative of Uganda, Pikotaro visited the stadium.
When he appeared on the stage, everyone welcomed him.
No matter how much you listen to him, you can only hear his voice.
You can only hear his voice.
I'm Asapira.
No way!
Kandeppireppi!
You did well.
I danced with my soul since I got this award.
You did it properly, didn't you?
But when it comes out, I get excited and make it louder.
The more I do it, the louder it gets.
You did it well.
The last one!
This one!
Taking a picture with a cobra in Africa.
I went shopping in an African market.
There was a snake catcher.
He took a picture with a cobra as a souvenir.
But is a cobra poisonous?
What if you get bitten?
I said, "It's okay. I'll blow the whistle."
The cobra is quiet. Go and take a picture.
I started to blow the whistle.
But the rhythm of the whistle was bad.
I couldn't hold it well.
I looked closely and there were bandages all over me.
What's wrong with you?
The cobra bit me last month.
With that kind of whistle, you can't go next to a cobra.
It's a souvenir, so take it.
I'm a cobra catcher with three grandfathers and three fathers.
Then you can trust me.
If you ask me what my grandfathers and fathers are doing now,
they'll say I died because of a cobra.
You don't like it, do you?
Of course not!
That's the worst kind of whistle I've ever heard!
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