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Thank you very much.
But it's a little different now.
Mr. Hamada gave me all the money he had.
I don't have much money left.
It's you, isn't it?
Since I debuted, I haven't received a single salary yet.
Not even once.
How do you get a salary?
I work for a company.
How do you get a salary?
I got bread from the person next to me.
Tonight's "Downtown Deluxe" is...
"Truth Expansion Special"!
Skull, right?
We're going to cut up the skull into six pieces.
Kasumi Arimura's sister, Airi Arimura, who confessed her sexual orientation shockingly, is in emergency!
Furthermore, when it comes to celebrity's private life,
a ridiculous person suddenly appears!
How are you? I admire you a lot. Let's be friends.
Wow!
A shocking video letter from Kanjo Yei and Yokoyama Yuu!
Which one is it?!
Furthermore, Yurian transformed into a pole dancer!
Let's go out!
A handsome actor in his third year of art school,
Kamio Fuji, is in emergency!
And now, Mr. Arimura...
Mr. Arimura...
This writing style...
It's the first time for you to appear before plastic surgery!
You appeared in a program before, right?
Yes, I appeared in a program before plastic surgery.
Did you do a lot of work?
Yes, I did.
Well...
I cut from the inside of my mouth...
The skull...
Don't say it like that!
What's with the skull?
I cut the skull into six pieces...
What?!
Six pieces?!
Can you really cut it?!
I cut it...
And I shaved it...
And I had a surgery where I had my bones pulled in three millimeters.
Wow!
It's like cooking!
Don't say it like it's cooking!
It's amazing!
Do you do it from the inside?
Yes, I cut it all from the inside...
So you don't do it from the outside, right?
Oh, I see!
And you'll return it next year, right?
You'll return it next year, right?
No, I won't do it again.
You won't do it again?
No, I won't do it again.
You should do it!
Why?!
Do it!
Why?! I don't want to do it at all!
Do it!
I don't want to do it!
Do it!
Cut it into sixteen pieces!
Cut it into pieces!
Cut it into pieces?!
Your hands have gotten so much cuter!
Thank you!
Even with the plastic surgery, your facial expressions are completely different!
Oh, your confidence!
Until now, you were really all by yourself in a corner!
But now...
Who are you talking to?!
Then why are you looking at me from above?!
I thought you were a little crazy.
An upside-down life after plastic surgery!
The future of a fulfilling life is just around the corner!
Realism Private, where artists become artists!
Yamauchi Keisuke and Furiwa family!
It's the first time for Asobio TV that an independent man is involved!
Before the VTR, let's see how much you laughed during the filming!
First of all, Yamauchi-kun's smile was like this!
Was it fun?
It was a very fulfilling holiday.
Next, let's see how Furiwa family laughed!
This is Shinjuku.
This time, we will follow Yamauchi Keisuke-san's holiday.
Good morning!
What do you want to make?
I want you to make a watch for me.
What!?
But it's private.
So, what kind of glasses are you looking for in this shop?
I wear them while I sleep.
Glasses that don't break when I sleep.
I brought it today.
But it broke.
It's broken.
He is rolling broken glasses with duct tape.
Can I wear it?
Yamauchi-san loves these duct tape glasses.
I can't imagine how cool they look when they are called "flashy fashion designers".
That's why, thanks to you, I was able to come here.
How much do you want me to do?
Even if you win and go to bed,
it's pretty easy.
Even if you knock me down, I'll be fine.
So, I bought two pairs of glasses.
The total price is 45,360 yen.
Thank you very much.
When I say "thank you very much", I'm pretty excited.
When I say "thank you very much", I'm in good shape.
As expected, his glasses work.
As you can see, he's smiling.
Glasses are the best.
On the other hand, how about their holiday?
Thank you very much.
You ride a bicycle, don't you?
Yes, I do.
His house is in Akihabara.
But where is he riding a bicycle?
Let's follow him.
We're passing by.
We don't know where we're going, but we bought a ticket for "Avatar".
This is a store called "Super Avatar".
This store is a game shop that has a lot of nostalgic TV games.
There are more than 50,000 of them!
Actually, the more we carry around, the more we like games.
This is "Twin Famicom".
In the past, there were "Detroit" and "Robocop" on TV.
This is a game book!
This is "Zelda".
This is "Quark".
The more you look at it, the more you worry about it.
They are seriously playing games.
This is the world's number one game.
The world's number one game.
I can't touch it.
This is a game worth more than 10 million yen.
Look at their smiles!
And today, they bought three games.
Meanwhile, Mr. Yamauchi...
I have something I have to eat today.
You have something you have to eat?
Yes.
I'm addicted to fortune-telling every day.
Actually, I'm the luckiest person in May.
I ate fried shrimp today.
Is there anything delicious about fried shrimp?
So, Mr. Yamauchi goes to eat fried shrimp on Furanai Street.
Wow, what's this?
This is a new way of eating fried shrimp.
The sea is breaking apart
If you eat a lucky item, you will be very excited.
It's delicious.
I feel like I'm flying.
Mr. Yamauchi's usual way of doing it is...
Mr. Yamauchi is really into playing tag.
Mr. Yamauchi goes to Florence four times a week.
Mr. Yamauchi is into playing tag.
Mr. Yamauchi seems like he's enjoying playing tag by himself.
I'm a little lonely when I'm playing tag by myself.
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I went to make glasses.
And what did you eat?
I ate lucky ingredients.
What is the result of today's fortune-telling?
Today's fortune-telling is that I ate a pineapple.
That's a key point!
I ate a cake.
I hope the cake will get better.
You didn't receive it, did you?
Don't underestimate me!
I haven't been here for two years.
You told me not to come for two years.
But you came early.
You like games, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I also play new games.
But recently...
Oh, I forgot to say this.
Game Boy Advance is small.
You can go to many places with it.
Can I say something?
Calm down and say something!
Calm down!
It's nostalgic!
You're doing it! You're doing it!
Then I'll say something.
What did you wash?
I washed my hair.
I can't wash my hair.
I only wash my hair once a week or five days.
When you're active?
I can't wash my hair.
Do you lose weight? You looked thinner naked.
That's right.
You look thinner.
I'm still in training.
I've lost weight since I was active.
Yuri, what did your brother say?
He said, "I ate chikuwa today."
That's not it!
However!
Your family became successful.
Really?
You became a judge.
You're the flower of this place.
You judge by looking at which one is closest to you.
Do you look taller or shorter?
It's very important.
I want to talk, but...
It's the most valuable thing in life.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's worth it. It's amazing.
It's amazing.
I'm really close with him.
I eat dinner with him again today.
He's a really nice guy, but he's a natural.
But there's a lot of things that happen.
I was invited to a meal by Yokozuna at a theater.
And Yokozuna brought me a beer.
To my boss's glass.
And we toast, right?
But he doesn't drink it.
He leaves it without drinking it.
Yokozuna drinks it, too, right?
I said, "Why don't you drink it?"
At that time, I was doing a beer commercial.
The manufacturer was different.
He's serious, isn't he?
He's serious.
There are two single men.
Yamauchi-san, have you thought about getting married?
No, I'm 35 years old now.
To my senior, Itsuki-san...
The playwright said...
You don't have to get married until you're 40 years old.
Itsuki-san also got married when she was 40 years old.
That's how much you have to work hard with one song now.
It's the right time, isn't it?
Everything you say is a lie!
You say that a lot, don't you?
You say the truth.
So you don't have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
Why?
You're popular, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
Tomohika-san, what do you think of me?
Yuria-san, what do you think of me?
What do you think of me, Tomohika?
I'm fine with anyone.
So you're saying "of course" right?
That's right.
Is it fine?
It's fine.
How about you Yuria?
I formally refuse.
Why is that?
Yuria is...
pretty expensive.
Who is your favorite celebrity right now?
I'm sorry...
I like a lot of people...
but I like Takeuma Otoko.
What is that?
Yuria you're so stupid.
You're so fast.
You're so stupid.
What do you think about marriage?
That's right.
Yabanki-san's previous VTR...
and what you just said...
I feel like we have something in common.
Like glasses...
and fortune-telling...
I'm interested in those things.
Do you like fortune-telling?
I'm a little interested.
Why don't you go out with me for about a year?
You broke both of them!
Right and left!
You broke both of them!
There's nothing I can't think of.
Stop after Twitter!
The most fulfilling break now...
Actress Kamio Fuji...
Reality isn't so sweet.
The most talked-about drama...
Three-year-A-Class...
With Suieibu's handsome manager role...
Kamio Fuji...
Even after graduating from a drama troupe of three, they still hang out a lot.
Yeah, we're all about the same age or one year younger.
You guys eat out a lot, don't you?
Yeah, we eat yakiniku and stuff like that.
Even at a time like this, who goes out?
There are a lot of older people, so we go out.
What about you? You don't eat both meals?
Isn't it cool?
It is cool.
Isn't it cool?
The fear of coolness...
I can't change my posture for a week or so.
My legs are crushed.
The unbelievable nature of actor Kamio Fuji continues to rise!
Also...
The seniors I admire say I'm a storm.
Kan Johnny A and Yokoyama U's shocking video letters...
Who will receive them?
This time, to find out about Kamio Fuji's true self...
A classmate of a drama troupe of three...
Even in his private life, he often hangs out with these three people...
We asked them about Kamio Fuji's secret!
The thing I want to say is...
Um...
He loves Yakiniku (grilled meat)
He's really interested in Yakiniku
When we order Yakiniku, he always puts it in the meat
Without holding it
Even though he loves Yakiniku, he always leaves it to others!
When I'm in a bad mood, he's like "Wait, you idiot"
Leave it to me
He talks with meat like this
Even though he talks with it, he doesn't do it himself
Next, it seems like there are things that Jiei Wakabayashi can't understand
Um...
Rikku and Fujii have been friends for a long time
So...
Um...
The reason we've been friends is...
Since elementary school to high school...
We've been together for a long time...
He asked me "Isn't that true?" for about 10-15 minutes
When I said "Is that so?"
He said "No, that was a lie"
W-what are you saying?
I'm interested in Yakiniku
It doesn't matter what you say, it's a lie!
Furthermore, Suzuki Jin-san told us something shocking
Not only clothes, you don't change underwear for a week
You don't wash underwear for a week?
You keep wearing the same underwear for a week!
Please say something to the dancers and Fujii Kamiyama
Thank you for your hard work!
It doesn't matter if you like lies or not.
I don't know, but I like lies.
That's dangerous!
I don't know, but I like lies.
That's the most dangerous!
No, it's a peaceful lie.
A peaceful lie that doesn't hurt you or your partner.
For example?
What do you mean by "for example"?
For example...
My collarbone is a little out to the right.
If I leave my collarbone out, it will shift and my lung will be crushed and I will die.
Wait! It's not peaceful!
It's not peaceful!
You're lying!
I have to lie, but...
Please give me a peaceful one!
There must be a peaceful one.
For example...
My right eye and my left eye are completely different.
There must be one!
It's not peaceful!
This is the last one, everyone!
We're doing the same thing for a week!
No, but it's not a week.
It's five days.
You're lying!
You can't lie in English!
It's five days!
Five days of sweat and muscle pain.
Five days!
Why?
Isn't it annoying to go home?
No, it's dirty.
Don't you get dirty?
I don't get dirty.
I think you're dirty.
But...
I don't know when you're dirty.
It depends on the person.
So, when do you leave your pants out?
Well...
When I got out of the bath and came in...
I thought, "I'm sick of these pants."
You're sick of it?
Wow!
You're sick of it?
When I'm sick of this scenery...
Isn't it cool?!
I'm happy!
Next up is Muroriuta's "Riaju Private"!
Representing Kansai, Johnny's Jr.
For the first time on national internet, his first appearance!
"Now" is the best!
"Now"?
Johnny's Jr.?
He appeared in "Deluxe" and is now "Riaju Smile"!
You're Johnny, right?
Yes.
But you're not that old anymore, are you?
Yes, I'm 29 now.
29...
You're still a junior, right?
I'm a junior.
29?!
No way!
Are you the oldest?
I'm the oldest.
Doesn't the company tell you to quit?
They don't tell me to quit, but I think about it.
I couldn't do it today.
I'll do my best!
You can do it!
We have a video message from Muro from Alcatraz.
A message from a senior who knows Muro and Ryuto well!
Thank you for your support! I'm Ryuto Yokoyama, 18 years old.
To be honest, I have something to think about.
I'm hanging out with a Korean netball player and a down-to-earth dancer.
Will I be okay?
I think I'll try my best not to make any mistakes.
What's their relationship like?
I think I've been staying at their house a lot.
I also treated them to a lot of food.
I think I took care of them a lot.
But they call me "the senior they admire" on a regular basis.
I'm really grateful for that.
We have a message from Muro Yokoyama.
You can't say that your head is not in a good position.
I think it will be more exciting if you change that part of your head.
Down-to-earth dancer, please make Ryuto happy!
Your speech is not important.
If you want me to talk about details, could you ask me some questions?
I'll start with a simple one.
Okinawa Prefecture!
Yes, where is it?
Ishigaki Prefecture.
You're changing the subject.
I guess you can say that much.
That's an island.
You can say Kyushu, right?
Kyushu?
All of them.
All of them?
Ishigaki, Kumamoto...
Oh, you're starting from there.
Hakata...
Kumamoto...
Hakata...
Um...
What else?
Um... seven more.
Seven more?
What?
Kyushu has nine, right?
No!
Nine! You said nine!
Kumamoto, Hakata...
You should say it more clearly!
Kumamoto, Hakata...
Sendai!
Sendai, yes!
Genime!
Kagawa!
Shikoku!
Awesome!
You're the best!
Awesome!
You're the best!
Awesome!
I can't say it now.
You can't say it now, right?
Japan is now...
When it comes to Airi Arimura of Seikei language,
her fulfilling life has changed 180 degrees.
Stop!
Airi Arimura of Seikei language, her fulfilling life has changed 180 degrees.
The moment when Airi Arimura became a movie star is...
Was it fun for you?
It was fun for me all day.
I see.
What was the moment when you became a movie star?
Airi Arimura spends her holiday in Daikan Mountain, so she waits at the station.
Good morning.
You usually come here, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Do you also take the train?
Yes, I usually take the train.
After Seikei, she can have confidence in her own face, and she doesn't change at all even on the train.
Ahead of us is a fashionable shop in Daikan Mountain.
I came here today to look for bright colors or colors I've never worn before.
Until now, there were only black plain clothes.
After Seikei, she can have confidence in herself, and she tries bright clothes for the first time in her life.
But...
I don't know. Everything looks good.
So, she decided to consult with a shop assistant.
Excuse me.
Excuse me?
Yamase-mami-san.
Your skirt is multi-border, and you have a nice fit.
Thank you very much.
I bought it.
Isn't it cute?
From simple clothes of old days, she transformed into a cheerful person.
You can use it for the show's appearance award, so please buy it.
She is wearing the clothes she bought at "deluxe" today as well.
I'm happy.
Are you happy?
Yes, because it's the first time for me to buy clothes for a big event.
Wow!
Next, let's go to the open cafe on Omotesando.
I'm sitting in the most prominent terrace seat along the road.
This is Pailia, who is proud of her shop.
She is taking selfies in commemoration of her shop.
In the past, people didn't show their faces much when taking selfies,
but now, people can take selfies proudly.
By the way, what do you think of Pailia?
Hmm...
It tastes like the sea.
What are you talking about?
On the open terrace, with Pailia, look at her happy smile!
That's a stupid comment!
Next, let's go to Aoyama.
We don't have any pre-photos yet.
Oh, you don't have any photos?
Yes, we do everything ourselves.
Could you make me look a little brighter?
Ms. Animura didn't have any confidence in her face and didn't take any profile photos.
This is her first profile photo shooting in her life.
This time, the photographer is Ms. Gudahimi, who has taken photos of many fashion magazines and even Ms. Amuro Namie's photo book.
Cute!
Yes, you are cute!
Ms. Gudahimi doesn't think Ms. Namie is cute, but her smile spills out naturally.
You look very cute!
I'm still not used to seeing myself like this.
The completed photos will be released in the studio later.
Thank you very much!
Did you choose your own profile photo?
Yes, I did.
Please announce your profile photo.
Oh, it's a profile photo of Reiwa!
If it's a profile photo of Reiwa, it's this one.
It might be kanji.
OK, let's go!
Oh, it's nice!
Cute!
It matches your outfit today.
Do you have any changes in your feelings after you got plastic surgery?
Even in photos?
I wasn't good at showing my teeth and laughing, but now I can smile without worrying about anything.
Is there anything you want to try in the future?
It's fun to have people take photos of me, so I'd like to have a photo book.
You're walking on the street like this on the train, but what about you, Keiguchi-san?
Me? I'm pretty normal, too. I'm told I don't change much compared to when I'm on TV.
So you're just walking around like this?
Yeah, I might not change that much.
Actually, we've hidden you in the studio today.
Today?! Oh, not today!
Of course we have photos!
What do you mean?
I knew it!
What's wrong with you?!
You're always lying!
Shut up and lie!
I might not change that much, to be honest.
Because I don't want people to notice me.
We've hidden you in the studio today.
Here are the photos!
Who is it?!
I'm basically good at living in a way that people don't know about me.
I don't have many opportunities for people to talk to me.
Even if I'm talking like this right now, I don't know if it's him or me.
It might be a lie.
Let's meet!
Yuria, Asaka's handsome actor and actress, Kamiya Fujio, and Kyu Sekien.
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Secrets of great entertainers!
First of all...
This is my specialty!
How to open champagne!
It's not like that.
You have to pop it and open it.
It's good when you're celebrating.
But you have to make sure it doesn't make any noise.
Kazuma-san, you know, right?
I see.
I actually prepared it for you.
First of all, you're good at it.
Try it and see how it is.
Champagne.
Ordinary people don't know how to do it.
But...
I'll do it for real.
You always do it normally.
It has to make noise, right?
Yes.
It looks like it'll make noise.
See?
It makes noise!
No, it doesn't pop!
It popped!
It'll make noise!
I don't think it'll make noise.
There's a reason for it.
Let's do it.
I'll do my best.
Let's do it.
I'll do it.
Okay.
You have to do it slowly.
I'll do it a little more.
Do it slowly.
Hitoshi Matsumoto
But it's okay.
Why are you so grumpy?
Die!
But it's okay.
You can do it, right?
Please try it.
Is there such a thing?
Hitoshi Matsumoto challenges!
I won't let you ring the bell at all.
I'm begging you.
You just rang the bell, didn't you?
Please show Yoshimoto that you can do it.
Oh!
What are you doing?
No, I wanted to spend more time.
Yes.
Because everyone looks alike.
I don't want to see Matsumoto-san's face like that.
You can still do it?
Matsumoto Hitoshi's second attempt.
He's very kind.
(sobbing)
It stopped!
Next, Tomochika's specialty is this!
She can hit a serve with an empty can in a tennis court!
I don't have the image of exercising a lot, but I actually went to a tennis club with a high school university, and I was pretty good at serving, so I was good at placing a can and making it land.
Wow, really?
Good morning.
I heard you were going to play tennis today, so I came to get you.
I was told I was Eihime's "fatty".
You're old!
"Fatty"!
Fatty
You're not going to let me score with one shot, are you?
Is that a miss cut?
"Fatty" pushes his butt towards the camera.
Is this preparation exercise?
But you're not going to let me score, are you?
"Fatty" aims for a straight 8cm empty can.
Even for a professional tennis player, this challenge is difficult.
Can "Fatty" really make "Fatty" score as I said?
Wow!
This is his second shot!
But it's difficult to make a little mistake in this challenge.
Third shot!
Fourth shot!
Wow!
He made it with his fourth shot!
Tomochika-san's dynamic form and powerful serve made him score 8cm.
Tomochika-san seems to change his position and try again.
He hits the camera from the first shot!
We can expect it!
Second shot!
He made it with his second shot!
This is more and more like a special skill!
Ehime's Chiro Mabura says...
If Chiro Mabura hits me, I will definitely go to Macken Road for the match.
I went to a place close to Eden from the beginning.
I have won all the games in Serbia.
Next, this is Yulian's specialty!
Pole dancing at 90kg.
Can you do it?
Actually, yes.
I am practicing.
That is not me.
I know.
Pole dancing is also said to seduce men.
So, if you let me do it here today...
If you think it is okay for me to watch you seduce men...
Will you go out with me?
If you think it is okay.
I will confess my love at the end of the show.
Your face is scary!
I want to be confident.
Yulian's pole dancing live performance to confess his love for Cameo Fuji.
This is Yulian's pole dancing!
Let's watch it!
Love, Sex, Ladies No Regrets, P-H-X-P-R-E-S-S, Love, Sex, Ladies No Regrets
Been holding back for quite some time
And finally the world's looking bright
I love to make the people stand
You know I got the sunset on my back
You know I'm dressed it up, can you imagine?
What can I do if I let you go?
There's enough to talk about, except when it's a dance
You know I only give you the guarantee
You know I'm so special, you know I'm so special
My baby's so special, baby
My boy's going with you someday
You know I only give you the guarantee
You know I'm so special, you know I'm so special
Go out with me!
What do you think?
I'm sorry.
You're a shameless man!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the last two!
Tomochika and Irianne have joined the private life after their work.
You two are close, aren't you?
Yes, we're quite far apart in age.
We're 17 years apart.
I'm 28 years old and Tomochika is 11 years old.
I see.
You two are in the same rank as entertainers in the women's entertainment ranking.
The moment when you two smiled is this!
It's like a celebration for Shinichi.
If you do that, you'll break the wall.
That's right.
The two people who came to Naha for the Okinawa International Film Festival the other day.
One night, they came with us because they were going to eat together.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Where are you shooting?
Don't stop the camera!
The camera is working!
The shop they chose for tonight is...
Sakaya Koyaji-san, which is popular among locals.
As usual, it's full of people.
What would you like to order?
Drinks?
Coin salad?
Thank you very much.
On top of Koyaji?
Would you like to go to Iburigako?
Chiba or Iburigako? I don't know!
She laughs when I say it.
Look at her wild smile!
I'll have a coin salad.
I've been using it for a long time, but I've never used it before.
There are various dishes on the table.
Ibiso, cream croquette...
It's here!
I don't know what you're talking about!
The face is getting croquette-like.
Put it on top of the croquette and eat it.
It's good, isn't it?
Nori cup with water.
My name is Amami Yuki.
I'm Amami Yuki.
By the way, they haven't had a single drink yet.
It's 10 pm now.
Their night in Okinawa isn't over yet.
We're going to another place!
The other restaurant we're going to is like a hidden restaurant that locals have heard of.
If you go through a suspicious alley, you will see a building that looks like an abandoned hut.
This is "Coco Romance", a creative restaurant that uses local Okinawan ingredients.
For our second round, we'll have a soft drink and a toast.
I'm glad I came here.
He's really crying, Mr. Julian.
I'm sure they ate a lot earlier, but they're ordering a lot of things.
It's an omelet.
It's not an omelet sofa.
It's an omelet...
It's an omelet sofa.
Thank you for the meal!
You're going to get in trouble.
So far, it's been 2 hours and 94 minutes.
This is about 1 minute and 21 seconds.
I think this is the end of our first half of the show.
It's 1 in the middle of the night. Even if they go back to the hotel, they are still together.
They are talking to their smartphones.
What they talked about in the middle of the night was a live stream of a video called "Instalive".
If it's really white, of course it's not!
Let's eat an acai bowl.
Let's eat a deep bowl.
If you notice, it's 2 o'clock in the middle of the night.
Itchy! Itchy here! Itchy here! Itchy here!
It's a scene from "Joshiwara Injou".
Among them is a compliment from such a famous person.
I got a comment that I can't forgive.
Itchy.
What do you think about this, Yulian?
Yulian hates social etiquette.
She is very firm about it.
When we went out for a meal with someone we know,
one of the men said "Let's exchange Lines".
Even if we don't want to do it, we do it anyway.
But Yulian doesn't want to exchange Lines with that person.
So she said "Shall we do it?" and said "Ah, my wrist!"
She kept repeating it and in the end, she didn't exchange Lines.
If you think I'm handsome, I'll do it.
She is very firm about it.
There is something Yamauchi and Yoshimura want to say to Tomochika.
What is it?
Anyway, you notice many things.
So, in the end, she is like a female detective.
A female detective?
She is always looking for criminals.
"Who said this?" "Who said this?"
Who is this person?
Actually, I am...
What?
Detective Tomochika.
What?
I'm surprised! I'm surprised!
You are one of the many...
Don't mess with me!
This is not Instagram!
I've cut it in half.
What about you, Yoshimura?
I'm a junior for one year.
But I'm nervous.
Even though I'm a junior.
I sometimes say "tomochika" but I also say "tomochika-san".
I mix up the words "tameguchi" and "keigo".
The reason is...
I have a comedy scouter.
It's embarrassing.
I can tell if someone is funny or not at once.
I can tell who is funny or not at once.
But I'm not recognized anymore.
I've never seen you like that.
What's wrong with you?
You always say "ira!"
I really like you, Yoshimura.
And I think you are very talented.
Actually, you did an impersonation.
You did an impersonation of Akira Kobayashi.
I'm Akira Kobayashi!
Ira!
"tomochika-san", you are often called "detective" or "comedy scouter".
But you are not like that at all.
That's right.
When you open a plastic bottle, you are very weird.
You are not like that at all.
What is it?
I'm thirsty.
You open it in one go.
Did you do it?
Did you realize it?
But Tomochika-san is...
Really? Why?
It's like a one-line poem.
I see.
So, Yuri-yan appeared in an American audition show.
Susan Boyle-san sang it and the judges said it was famous.
The American version of "America's Got Talent" was recorded in March of this year.
You've been there?
Yes. So, I'll tell you what happened.
Yes, what did you do?
I wore an American swimsuit like this.
Oh, Yuri-yan, you like it.
I like it.
And I wore a kakugari-no-katsura.
Oh, this one.
The Americans must have been surprised.
I wore a kakugari-no-katsura and danced to "Back to the Future" songs.
And the staff over there told me, "You're not a comedian, you're a dancer, so please come out."
There were four judges, one old man, Simon-san, and one woman who was a dancer, Julian-san.
So, I thought, "I'll admire this person and decide to dance."
So, I stood up and put on my spats and parkas so that I couldn't see my swimsuit.
And I thought the judges looked like Susan Boyle.
I see.
You thought you could do it because you didn't think about it.
Yes, I was shaking like this from the beginning.
You were shaking.
I thought, "I don't have anything."
And I was asked, "Why did you come here?"
And I said, "Actually, I admired Julian and wanted to be like him, so I came here."
There are three people I admire in the world.
My father, my mother, and Julian.
So, Julian said, "Try it."
I said, "Okay," and took off all my clothes.
I took a pose and was pushed down.
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