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The first episode of "Downtown Deluxe" specializes in diagnosing celebrities' homes with feng shui!
A first-class celebrity's home is completely public!
Feng shui certified and ranked on their own!
Feng shui master Rinoie Yuchiku, who is too independent,
has no mercy for the successors!
I have zero girl power.
Personally, I can only judge people's houses.
The movie "Downtown Deluxe" was a huge success!
Shinagawa Shouji Shinagawa purchased this house!
But!
No way!
This is ridiculous!
In other words, this house is a grave.
But I think a grave and an old man are just right.
As a result of the worst diagnosis in the history of the program!
So!
This time, it's a special project!
The mansion Shinagawa purchased will be visited by Yuchiku Sensei in person!
From a feng shui perspective, it will be thoroughly improved!
Being fashionable is a matter of one's own sense.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Shinagawa Shouji Shinagawa purchased this house!
You used to be like this when you were angry!
So it's a little different and Japanese people don't change much.
It's a used property built by a foreigner.
So there's a staircase in the middle and this living room and...
It's in the middle!
That's right. The living room and the kitchen are connected by blowing through.
And then it looks like a square.
And I'm pretty particular about the kitchen.
It's fashionable!
It's like a restaurant!
It's fashionable!
I like cooking so I call my friends and...
I can cook while drinking here.
It's really good!
And look at the back!
The lights are also black.
I actually heard that red cooking utensils are bad.
I'm worried about it!
I'm really worried about it!
I'm not interested in feng shui at all!
I happened to hear that and...
I also heard that black cooking utensils are better.
That's good!
It's perfect, right?
The bathroom looks like this.
Wow, you're particular about it!
That's right!
This is a bathroom built by a person who used to live here.
They left it as it is.
That's amazing!
And the ranking of Shinagawa's house is...
Number one!
Yes!
Cyphun Tsubuki
Everything is made of black wood. Black is also made of silver.
In other words, this house is a graveyard.
But I think a graveyard monk is just right.
That's right.
What's wrong with you?
But black is easy to get lonely because people don't come close.
Anyway, if you don't make it a little brighter, the wood will come out as a grave.
I don't believe in feng shui at all, so I don't know.
That's right!
For example?
For example...
I don't care about it, but...
What color should I make the sofa?
It's a big story.
To tell you the truth, I'd like to make it a little brighter.
For example, pastel yellow or pastel green.
I like bright colors like that, but white is fine, too.
And I'd like to make the cushions a little brighter.
But you know what?
It's better to put sacred things before the sofa.
In other words, green or flowers.
I put a lot of sacred things.
That will make it brighter.
And since the light is a little dark, I make the light really bright.
And by changing the furniture to bright ones,
the bad parts of this house...
It's all bright.
But on the contrary, it's like I was saved by Vasculin.
Ms. Shinawama received criticism from her teacher that she had no good points at all.
On the show, she went to her teacher's house in Shinagawa to improve her house.
Hello.
Suddenly, she went up the stairs to the living room and saw this.
This is it.
This is the thing that burns you the most.
You said you wanted to burn red.
Red has a malignant balance in this blackish space.
Malignant balance means that it's easy for your body, work and social status to change.
I don't believe in feng shui at all.
That's right.
I don't believe in feng shui, but what color would you like me to change?
Basically, you want it simple here.
Yes.
So, you want it white or wood.
I was just about to change it to something like wood.
And the problem is the living room.
After the last show, there seemed to be a change in this room.
There is a difference.
That one.
I didn't care about it and bought it.
Yes.
That one was bought by Nakaoka of Lodge after watching the show.
I didn't care about it and bought it.
In fact, it's really good.
The fact that there is steam here still allows the air to flow a little.
In addition, by putting a light in the day and sunlight in the afternoon and light in the night,
it seems that better effects are born.
First of all, you obviously think for yourself, don't you? When you look at me from here, this triangle here is a triangle.
Well, I like triangles, though. Do you like triangles? People attracted to triangles are people of the dark world.
For example, I think you're probably sitting around here when you're watching TV, otherwise you won't be seen on TV.
People are told to pay attention to what they always see.
What you can see from here is the triangle area over there. It's always in your eyes, so it's more acceptable for ordinary people.
So, at least, let's put something sacred here and replenish the energy lost from the triangle.
Like this?
But this is fashionable and good.
It's completely in your eyes when you watch TV, isn't it? This alone will change your mind.
It is effective to place plants in the corner of the triangle room where bad energy accumulates.
Also, cushions are unified in brown, which is nice, but if you add a brighter color, the atmosphere will be fulfilled.
But you know, it doesn't go well with black, does it?
No, it's not like that. It's a matter of your sense of fashion that you can't make it fashionable by adding some colors.
Shut up!
It's for men only, so it's better to change it for women only.
It's stable and well-balanced as a house.
I think you should decorate it more like a family.
You don't have to make it fashionable.
It's a matter of your sense of fashion that you can't make it fashionable by adding some colors.
You talk a lot.
Of course, it's my job.
You talk a lot.
As for the cushion, just by adding white, it makes the space brighter.
It's like the darkness of the house is cleared up just by this.
What do you mean by darkness?
Now that the living room has been improved, let's see the dining kitchen.
I make food and drinks here.
Everyone can sit here and eat, drink and do whatever they like.
I put this out like this.
When there are customers, I put out a straw like this.
It's like a drinking party.
The problem is that it's not good for a fountain to eat in a triangular space like this.
One solution is to close the window.
Then, you can feel the triangular space.
So, when you eat, you feel less triangular space when you leave the window open.
It seems that they use the dining room not only for eating but also for work.
There is a workroom, but it's either here or there.
I like it better here.
When you work while looking at the fire, you get more ideas.
So, it's okay here.
I don't believe you.
You don't have to believe me.
Alexa, do you believe in fountains?
I don't know.
As you can see in this "Fountain Improvement Plan", viewers should try it at home.
How many places did you rank up from 21st place last time?
20.5th place.
What is it?
"Improvement Plan" is also an individual level.
Even if you don't do it, you should believe in it.
Even if you don't believe in it, you should do it.
That's right. I don't believe in it, but...
Should I move?
"Speed Wagon Ito" and "Kamatani Enon" ranked 1st place this year.
What is their secret promise?
And...
It's hard.
It's the hardest thing I've ever done.
"Miki Asei" and "Kaiyun Tozan" are brothers.
You're right.
This is a secret.
"Golden Week" continues.
A lot of information about "Kaiyun Spot" and "Kaiyun"!
From now on, all citizens will participate in "Golden Week"'s strongest luck ranking!
We announced a large annual ranking of total of 48 lucky stars that combine constellations and blood types!
The person who made the ranking based on luck stars is Mr. Tamako Suishou, whose own book has reached 300,000 copies and recorded a big hit!
Here is his ranking!
Now, what is your luck star?
While thinking back to what happened in 2019 in Reiwa, please check your luck star ranking!
By the way, first place is "Speed Wagon" "Itoda Gento" "Kawatani Enon"
And the last place is "Riki's Ase"
Ase
What Ase wants to do is blocked by hot walls! Take extra effort! Struggle endlessly!
2018 was very popular and love luck was also good.
If you think it will continue like that, there is a wall in 2019.
It's stupid!
Even if it's small, the effort to continue is the point of 2019.
It may be greatly rewarded after 2020.
After 2020?!
Yes!
Does it mean it's no good this year?
This year! This year!
To say it clearly, it will be like that.
You know what?! M-1 won't be held anymore!
Last year it was 8th place...
It was 8th place...
8th?!
You don't even know you're in 10th place?!
Sorry! Sorry!
It may be a hot wall between you and Matsumoto- san!
Sorry! Sorry!
Ase-san is quite depressed about the worst result.
This time, for Ase-san's sake, we have prepared "Love Luck Blocking Project"!
We have come to Hamamatsu-shi, Shizuoka Prefecture, in the mountains.
What exactly will we do?
Hello! I'm Miki!
Why did you come here?
Why? That's the problem!
I got my fortune told when I was a freshman.
I'm 47th.
I'm totally fine with it.
9th. 22nd.
It's not that bad!
9th and a half, right?
But 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 2nd.
P, double P.
This is bad! This is bad!
This is not good!
For their good luck,
Professor Tamako Suishou has also come!
What are we doing today?
Today, you two will go on a sea trip!
Actually, from May 6th to June 4th,
is the best season for you to go to Kippoin.
Kippoin?
Yes!
What is Kippoin?
It's not "Kip-ho-in".
Are you making a mistake?
Kippoin, Kippoin.
It sounds like a temple.
I don't know!
It sounds like a temple.
I don't know!
Hey!
Get out of my way and go home!
Go home!
Oh, wait! Wait!
Are you stopping me?
That's different from us.
Let Ase do it.
I'm sorry!
Ase is from the west.
I'm from the west.
Ase is from the west.
He is in Tokyo now.
Today, you will go there.
There is Akiha Shrine up there.
It's also a good idea to visit Shrine Bukkaku.
Do we have to go all the way up there?
I'll make you climb up there!
In addition, in this trip to Kaiyuan,
we will also practice Kaiyuan action "piling up" and "piling up" action "piling up" action.
The shrine on the hilltop is a Kaiyuan spot, so please check it out!
Good luck and have a good trip!
Where is Sensei?
Here!
What are you doing?
You must be kidding me!
You came all the way here to say that?
You can say it in a video.
I'll watch it later.
We say goodbye to Dr. Tamako and set out!
By the way, this is what you are looking for.
What is it?
Downtown Deluxe Kaiyuan Trip
In this backpack, you can find Kaiyuan goods that you can use on the way to the shrine.
Please use it!
By the way, the backpack color "royal blue" is Kaiyuan color.
I also put a Kaiyuan motif star on it.
It has a star.
No way!
It has a star.
What about me?
It doesn't have a star.
Hey! Tamako!
Look for it properly!
It doesn't have a star.
Tamako!
Tamako sensei, it seems like you forgot to put it on your backpack.
Get yourself together and let's start climbing!
There was a sign just now.
This green road is hard to slide on. It doesn't slide well.
Oh, I see.
It's easier for you to slide there. Don't slide! Be careful!
Wait a minute! I'm sliding in various ways.
Don't do this to me, really. I'm going down more and more.
Don't make such a loud voice, really. I'm going down more and more.
This is only the beginning of playing like this.
The road gets steeper and steeper.
From now on, I'm going to be serious.
I'm going up more and more. Seriously.
I'm in 47th place, but I'm still in 7th place.
It's pretty bad for you to be lower than Enon Kawatani.
He's definitely going down more and more.
He's going down more and more in his life.
Two people who climb mountains with a rebellious spirit for Enon Kawatani, who is in first place in luck.
Climbing a mountain step by step like this also leads to good luck.
I'm confident.
Bench! Bench!
Let's take a break here.
Let's take a break for a moment.
Let's take a break.
It's been one hour and twenty minutes of climbing.
Here's some happy information from Dr. Tamako Suishou.
Asei's lucky food is spicy food.
That's why I prepared curry.
Finally!
Where?
In your bag.
It's in my bag.
It was heavier than me.
It's heavy.
Wow! It looks delicious!
It looks really good!
Wow! It looks delicious!
It's really good!
Give me some!
How much do you want?
I eat a lot.
What?
Why do you eat like this?
You just touched wood.
Why do you eat like this?
Is it good?
Why do you eat like this?
Because you have a stick.
Let's go.
Let's go!
They will arrive at Kayunji-cha soon.
Let's do our best!
Why do we meet like this?
It's hard.
It's the hardest thing I've ever done.
Finally, we can see the summit.
I'm a little moved now.
Two and a half hours.
Before they reach Kayunji-cha, which took them two and a half hours to climb,
"Speed Wagon Itoda Jun" and "Kawatani Enon" won first place this year.
Here is their verdict.
"Kawatani Enon" and "Speed Wagon Itoda Jun" and "Iteza B-type"
They are adventurous and bold.
They are a great example for teachers and students.
People with type B of ITEDA don't look back at the past in order to move forward.
If you move forward, you will forget about the past.
2019 will be a positive year for you.
Thank you very much.
I want to increase my work in hamburgers.
In 2018, I shot a commercial for a hamburger place.
In Nagoya?
Yes, I shot it in a pizza chain store in Nagoya.
But the manager said it was like a prank.
Then I was resting in the dressing room and I saw a little black light in the back of the greenhouse.
I thought it was a camera and my tension dropped.
But I'm an entertainer, so I have to do my best to make a show.
But I'm sad that the commercial is gone because I won.
So I was sleeping all the time.
In the meantime, the president of a company called Aoki's Pizza came and had lunch.
At that time, I was still in the dressing room.
You thought it was a prank and got angry.
That's right.
I was riding in front of Nagoya and watching TV.
Then this commercial for hamburgers came out.
I thought it wasn't a prank and I'm really sorry to the president at that time.
What are you talking about?
So I didn't bake it at that time.
Do you want me to bake it for you?
Can I bake it for you?
Did you forget? It's me! It's me! It's a hamburger!
It's a hot iron plate joke for you.
It's good, isn't it? It's cool, isn't it?
You're riding it again today, aren't you?
What? What am I doing?
I'm praising this person and riding it.
How about you?
You don't have words to put it on?
Put it on and bake it.
Hamburger!
In 2019, speed wagon Itoda-san, who was the most fortunate person,
entered May. Is he really in top shape now?
Actually, Mr. Kawatani Enon, who was with me in the studio at that time,
was also a type b rider and was in first place with me.
That's right. He was also in first place.
That's right. A little while ago with Kawatani- kun, we happened to have a chance to drink in Enyan.
Both of you are type b riders. Is there anything you can do together?
Why don't you work together and bring your luck in a better direction? That's what I said.
I see.
Since you're playing the role of a hamburger master,
why don't you produce a hamburger master with Mr. Kawatani Enon?
To put it simply, please make a song.
I see.
How about something like this? I suggested it and he said yes many times.
Who sang it?
Of course me.
Mr. Kawatani Enon didn't sing it.
The master sang it.
I'll call you if there's a new song.
Since we're talking about this in the circle where we met in Deluxe,
I'd like Mr. Deluxe to take care of me to some extent.
I have a feeling that something big is about to happen.
In the program, we're going to find out about their future.
On the other hand, Mr. Miki Ase, who was the lowest in luck,
has challenged a harsh sea luck climb to improve his luck.
Finally, we can see the summit.
We've arrived.
I'm a little moved now.
Wow!
It's a golden bird.
It looks like something big is about to happen.
Ahead of the steep road was Akiha-san Hongu Akiha Shrine.
At the top of Akiha-san, 866 meters above sea level, this shrine is said to have a lot of things that lead to good luck.
- Wow! - Amazing!
- I'm scared! - Really?
- Thank you for your hard work! - I'm scared!
- What's going on? - The car is ready!
- You guys did it! - You guys did it!
This Akiha Shrine can even be reached by car, so don't worry!
- Every step is important for good luck! - I see!
- Each step of this road leads to good luck! - That's right!
Mr. Kanushi of Akiha Shrine will tell us about the role of this shrine.
- What does "golden gate" mean? - What does it mean?
This gate is called "golden gate" in order for the future of visitors to shine.
- Recently, it's been called "happiness gate". - I see!
- Happiness gate! - It's a golden gate in order for visitors to shine.
If you go through here, you can go up one floor.
- Would you like me to touch it? - Can I touch it? - Please do!
- You're doing it too much! - You're doing it too much!
- Would you like me to kiss you? - I'm wearing it, too.
- You're doing it too much! - You're doing it too much!
Besides, the scenery seen from this shrine is also meaningful.
- Wow! - This is amazing!
- Wow! - It's beautiful!
- It reminds you of this scenery, doesn't it? - That's right!
Instead of being caught up in what's close to you,
if you look at what's around you,
you'll have good luck this year.
- This is a scenery you can only see when you go up there. - That's right!
And what's this strange luck test at this shrine?
- There's a plate here. - Oh, a plate!
You write down your wishes here, and you get thrown from that cliff over there.
And you can tell whether you're lucky or not by the result of your throw.
I see!
You write down your wishes here, and you get thrown from that cliff over there.
If the plate you threw goes into the ring or falls near you, your wish will come true.
Since we're here, let's give Mr. Tamako a challenge, too!
Each of you will write down your wishes one by one.
- My wishes? - Yes.
- Shall we start with you? - Yes.
- I'll go first. - Yes.
I'll go first, too.
Here I go!
"Nitteru de Kanmori" show.
- It was a big hit. - It was a big hit.
Downtown Deluxe.
Yuki Deluxe.
Dasse.
- Can I say it? - Yes.
- This is all I was interested in. - Yes.
- Kawatani defense. - I see.
- We're the same age. - Yes.
- But there's such a difference. - When I joined Mato Nii...
- Kawatani was in first place. - Yes.
- You were in first place. - Yes.
- Teacher. - Excuse me.
- I'm sorry for being so realistic. - What is it?
- I picked up a gun. - I see.
- It's like a book. - Yes.
- Kawatani was in first place this year. - Yes.
- You were in first place. - Yes.
- You drew a bow and aimed at a target. - Yes.
- You aimed at a target and aimed at a target. - I see.
- That's called "lucky action." - I see.
Let's start with Kousei.
His wish is to host a Kamburi program on Japanese TV.
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It didn't come. - It didn't come.
- That was weak! - Yes.
Next up is Mr. Tamaka.
Will he be able to host a program?
- Here we go! - Ah!
- Mr. Tamaka! - Mr. Tamaka!
- Will you be able to host a program? - Yes, I will.
Next up is Mr. Asei.
Will he be able to surpass Kawatani Eno, who is in first place?
- Mr. Asei, I'm counting on you. - Yes.
Here we go!
- Ah! That was close! - That was close!
- It's rare for you to get that close. - Yes!
- Thank you! - It's a lot higher than I expected.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's higher than I expected! - It's higher than I expected!
But it's higher than I expected!
Mr. Asei has done many "lucky action" so far.
Will he really be able to host a program?
Let's draw lots!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Here it is! - Yes!
- Suekichi! - Great! I think Suekichi is the best. - Don't lie!
- Suekichi has a base first. - It has a base.
- It means that there is still more up there. - Ah! So it means that it will really go up from now on? - Yes, yes.
- By the way, is there anything you are concerned about when you are lucky at work? - I'm lucky at work!
Rather, there are many times when there are various problems with the other party.
- Ah! - Ah!
- The reason I'm 47th place is because of you. - Eh? - Let me draw too! If you do that... - Yes.
- It's definitely a shame for me! - It's a shame. - Ah!
- Here I go! - Suekichi!
- Look at me at work! - At work...
- It's good to ask the other party's opinion honestly. - Ah!
- You have said many things up until now! - Let me go!
- I will ask you everything! - Sit down!
- What was the reason? - Ah!
- Did you really climb up or did you do it with your brother? - What did you do? - What did you do? - Sit down!
- Is this the best one? - Ah!
- After this, Mr. Shachihoko will have a meal with Akko-san!
- Yoridore Akko's new work imitation hero is...
- In addition, Sekiguchi Mendy and Machina Keita have sent a surprise present to Bocon's dance circle!
From now on, viewers will see the unreleased Kurada City Special from Heisei period!
In Chiba Prefecture, last November, a man saw Saito in a jungle pocket at a middle-sized racecourse.
Saito was shouting "Go first! Go!" with his loud voice.
And whenever people around him shouted "Go 7th! Go 7th!" or "Go 5th!"
Saito was shouting "Not 7th! Go 1st!" instead of "Go 5th! Go 1st!"
In the end, No. 8 won.
That's right. I got that "jungle pocket" from a horse.
I love horse racing so much that I can't see anything around me when I turn on the horse racing switch.
When I got the horse from Gion Kagetsu in Kyoto, it was a Sunday.
Of course, Saito races on Sundays.
But at that time, Saito spent all of his fortune on that one race.
And if he won, he would win about 1.8 million yen.
It was like a big race.
It was a big hole.
But in Kyoto, the teachers and young people of Shinkigeki are all the same.
They were all watching small TV programs.
They were watching completely different programs.
But Saito had that kind of race, so he really wanted to watch horse racing broadcasts.
But Saito was honest with his teacher.
He said, "There is a race I bet my life on. Could you please let me change my channel?"
That's not easy.
But the teachers were like, "Wow, there are young people who do such funny things these days."
Let's watch it together!
I thought Saito had put up a newspaper in front of the TV.
But there were teachers outside.
It was like Saito was asking for his teacher.
So the race started and Saito had already turned on his car and was like "Go!" with his eyes wide open.
And of course the teacher wanted to have fun and was like "Your car is number one!"
But Saito was already in the car and was like "Excuse me, can you be quiet for a second?"
And the race was really amazing.
The horse Saito was riding and the other horse were racing together in the last straight.
They were like "Which one of those two is better?"
They were like "Go!" at full voltage.
And the teachers who saw that were like "Which one of those two is your horse?"
And Saito was like "Go! Which one?" "Go! Which one?"
But you couldn't tell with your own eyes.
You couldn't tell with your own eyes but you couldn't tell without being photographed.
And as soon as they said "photographed", they said "Jungle Pocket-san, it's your turn!"
And Saito didn't know if he had won 1.8 million yen or not.
You have to go to the stage and you're really jealous of it.
But the teacher who was even more jealous of it,
went to the back of Saito who was about to go on stage and said "Which one of those two is your horse?"
So in the end, it was both of them!
Miyako-jima 2,000 yen.
Miyako-jima!
Miyako-jima?
Mr. Mori, pen name "Okino Akeha"!
In the summer of 2018, in front of Miyako-jima's hospital, I saw Ozawa in a speedo off.
A person riding a wheelchair came out of the hospital, so I was somehow watching it, but it was Ozawa.
He had a face like an eagle and was depressed.
Ozawa riding a wheelchair in Miyako-jima? I didn't know why.
What happened?
In the summer of 2018, me, Tokui-kun and...
Tokui-kun again!
Also, I went on a trip to Miyako-jima with my friends and colleagues.
It was the first day, but we all went to the sea.
When you go to the sea, you get excited and say "Yatta!"
When you go to the sea, there is a rocky beach like this.
When I said "Tatata!" on the rocky beach, it said "Baaa!" and I fell.
I said "Tokui-kun! Tokui-kun, help me! Tokui-kun!" but it didn't come at all.
It should have come. The frequency of the waves and the voice were the same.
When Tokui-kun found me, I was taken to the hospital right away and my muscles were peeling off.
He asked me whether I should wait or sit in the wheelchair.
I told the doctor, "Today is the first day."
You can't sit in the wheelchair or wait in the wheelchair from the first day.
I said I would sit in the wheelchair until I got in the car, but then I asked my junior to give me a piggyback ride.
The journey was safe.
It's not safe.
No, no, it's not safe.
It's funny from the first day.
Because Tokui-kun was there.
We're in Osaka.
Is this also in Osaka?
Yes, it is.
In Osaka, the pen name is "Number of Mickey-san".
In March, in Osaka's Marui, I saw Yullian and Seiya of Shimofuri Myoujou.
It seemed like they were choosing perfume at a cosmetics store, but Yullian happily said, "Seiya- san chose this for me!"
It was so loud that it echoed all over the bathroom.
Seiya, I heard you have a girlfriend.
Were you dating Yullian before?
I've always been curious about you, so please tell me!
No, we weren't dating, really.
Yullian was serious about being an entertainer and an actor.
On Valentine's Day, she gave me a bunch of hats, shoes, clothes, and pants as a gift.
Wow!
I didn't want to buy anything for White Day, so I asked her what she wanted.
"I want to smell like you, Seiya-san," she said.
I want perfume.
"What's that?" she said.
So I went to Marui to buy some perfume.
But Yullian was surrounded by old ladies.
So Yullian said, "We're dating!" and the old ladies said, "Congratulations!"
No, no, no!
Yullian tried to drag me into her house.
"I want you to take me to your house," she said.
I said, "No, I'm going home," and she said, "Just a little."
Just to watch a movie.
Just to watch a movie!
Men and women are the opposite!
But on the contrary!
Just to watch a movie.
How about just once?
Just once?
No, she's like... even when she's sexy, she's like...
Is there something from here?
Is there?!
I didn't realize it.
It's dangerous!
Give it to me!
Mr. President and Ms. Akko got this new product!
Shall we buy it?
Also, Sekiguchi Mendy and Machina Keita got a surprise present for us!
The guest's curious "sonogo" goes well with the special!
Next is these two's "sonogo"!
Until we can make "yaru hada kiku" which is more similar than "honmon"
How many years has it been?
It's been four years for me.
What is similar about me?
It's been four years.
It's been four years, but I'm really enjoying "hamayan" today.
It's similar, isn't it?
You say "hamayan", don't you?
Why do you say "hamayan", first of all?
I did various impersonations.
One time, when I was watching TV,
you did "omakase" and "ganbareruya" was the guest.
At the end of the show, it was like an end-talk.
I'm sorry to say this now,
but I thought it was funny that you said "what are you doing?"
I've been doing impersonations of you singing in karaoke.
While you were singing, you got drunk and said "what are you doing?"
When I saw it, I thought it was funny.
So I decided to do it.
Your daily life has been completely reproduced.
It's called "Akko's holiday".
What?
Completely reproduced.
"Akko's holiday".
Good morning.
What? Is the camera rolling?
It's rolling.
Are you saying it already?
To Triple O.
Are you saying "OK"?
I'll say it for now.
I'm counting on you.
First of all, where is Akko going?
I'm going to ask Mr. Fioshi, who I've known for a long time, to come.
He goes there once every two weeks.
How is it?
His hairstyle hasn't changed for 40 years.
Where did you grow your hair?
You can see it by looking at me.
My bangs are getting longer and lower.
When I grow my bangs, I go like this.
I go like this.
You know what I mean, right?
It seems like he has a lot of hair on his bangs.
How does it look like?
It hasn't changed much since I cut my hair.
What are you talking about?
It was like this earlier, right?
It's like this now.
It seems like he is particular about what he wants to see.
At the end of the beauty salon, he goes to a shop run by Ms. Akko.
Ms. Akko comes to check out the shops frequently.
She says that the most important thing for her is the toilet.
What?
I always think that I should have a water dropper.
It's wet.
I don't think you have one.
If I had one, I would be covered in blood.
What is this?
What is this flower?
It looks like broccoli.
I like broccoli, too.
Why is it broccoli?
That's all for Ms. Akko's "Real Holiday".
No, no, no.
The same person as me cut your hair at the beauty salon.
Where did you come from?
Well, it's a little...
Shut up!
Wait a minute. What do you think you're doing?
You don't look like him at all.
But you can't do that when you're drunk.
You haven't eaten out with him, have you?
No, I haven't.
This is my second job.
Really?
So you can't do that when you're drunk.
Yes, I can't do that when I'm drunk.
People often ask me about it, but I can't do it.
I can't absorb it.
I'm drunk. Do you want me to imitate you?
I'd like to try it.
Is it better now?
Are you okay?
Yes, please.
After this song?
Yes, please.
Wow, that's amazing.
In Japan, people always say that there's work to do.
After recording, the two went out for a drink.
We asked Mr. Shachioko-san about that time.
When we're all having fun drinking,
I think it's weird for Matsumura to order only one soda.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Matsumura always orders only soda every time we drink.
Hey, stop drinking soda.
I'm really sorry for talking about myself all the time.
How is Mr. Akko-san doing in his private drinking party?
After recording, I went out with Mr. Jinnai-san.
Even though it's a big place,
Mr. Jinnai-san treated me so well that I didn't know if anyone would treat me like that.
"Just give me an egg soup," Mr. Jinnai-san said.
Then, Mr. Akko-san said, "Please," with a big smile.
When I said "egg soup," he suddenly turned his head and said,
What? Egg soup while drinking alcohol?
I said, "I don't know anything about that."
I said, "I really don't know," and went straight to the hair salon.
Mr. Jinnai-san was already drunk.
It was so quiet that you could hear the sound of a car outside.
Mr. Sechihiko-san said he wanted to imitate Mr. Akko- san who was drunk.
When they were drinking, there seemed to be a little change.
Do you say "choi choi" in English sometimes?
No, no, no! Wait, wait!
You haven't warmed up yet! It's too fast!
It's too fast! So fast! So fast!
OK? Understand? OK! Yeah! Yeah!
What surprised Akko, who was drunk, was...
...started calling people who were drunk enough to tremble.
It's a legend.
He called Yuzo Kayama and called him directly.
He called him and didn't come out. "Ah, he's not coming out. Maybe he's already asleep."
At times like this, if you call your own house, you might be awake.
When he called his own house, Yuzo Kayama came out and said...
I thought you'd come to my house.
Akko said, "I love you so much, brother! Very, very! I like you so much!"
Before he hung up, Yuzo Kayama said...
Me too! Me too! Me too!
Akko was so cute. His eyes were sparkling.
Let's buy it.
After this, Sekiguchi Mendy and Matsuda Keita will announce the prize presents!
The guests' favorite words and close-up specials!
Next up is these two's Sanaba!
We'll hear stories from their school days! First up is this person!
Matsuda Keita!
During my first year of middle school, I spent my first year of middle school in the countryside!
Ah, you were a small group of people?
Yes, we are now abandoned.
It's really countryside!
This picture doesn't have a personal picture.
We only took a group picture for our graduation album.
Is that so?
Yes.
Where is it?
It's Agatsuma in Gunma Prefecture.
If you go to a river nearby, you can pick up some fossils.
Fossils?
It doesn't have to be empty.
There are fossils nearby.
Fossils?
Yes, yes, what kind of fossils?
Fossils of leaves and clams if you like.
Clams?
Yes, clams.
And you went to the same college?
Yes, we went to the same college in Tokyo.
Wow, it's already done.
It's a college-era match.
Well, it's a university...
Don't show me that picture!
I'm not stupid.
You're alien! You're alien!
It's a match, isn't it?
Well, it's a college...
You both went to a university, right?
Yes, we did.
But there are a lot of people who like physical things.
It's hard to find someone like you in a match.
I see.
They're so popular that everyone turns their back on them.
When we go out for a meal,
the girls are like...
Like this...
Although they don't get along that well,
this time, the staff went to their university and learned a lot about it.
Here's the video.
Mendy Sekiguchi and Keita Machida spent their youth at this university,
Japanese Physical Education University.
About ten years ago,
Mendy and Keita often walked this road and went to the practice area of the dance circle, the third gymnasium.
It hasn't changed.
First of all, the dance circle that expelled them,
Cypherheads Funnie,
went in there.
Just like they did at the time,
the juniors practice in this gymnasium every day.
Some of them are juniors who respect them.
I started dancing in college,
and I climbed all the way up there.
It's amazing.
Their DNA seems to be inherited by their juniors even now.
Among such juniors, there are rumors that have been passed down for generations.
What is it?
Wendy mixes egg white with her bare hands and makes meringue.
Not with bare hands, but with chopsticks.
I was wondering if I could only make meringue with chopsticks at a beef bowl restaurant.
As a result, I was able to do it.
It's amazing.
I thought I could do it.
I will never do this again.
And they have a request for the two juniors.
My speaker is broken now, so I want a bigger speaker.
You want it, don't you?
I want it.
They want a speaker.
How about you two?
Let's buy it.
By all means.
Great.
I'm happy about it.
The next day, in order to deliver the speaker to the juniors as soon as possible,
instead of the busy two, the staff delivered it.
Hello.
We are Downtown Deluxe.
Do you remember what Mendy Sekiguchi and Keita Machida asked you for before?
I said I wanted a speaker.
By the way, this is the speaker you are using now.
To use it with 50 members, it seems a little insufficient.
So...
Would you like me to buy it for you?
It's a present from them. Let's open it up.
Hello.
I'm going to push it.
Everyone is happy with the present from them.
In addition...
Actually, we have one more present for you.
What is the surprise present they have prepared?
Wow!
They also have their own autographs.
They also have a passionate message for their juniors.
Mendy Segiyuchi and Keita Bachira...
We will also work hard towards our dreams.
Thank you very much.
The juniors who inherit their DNA...
may give birth to even more stars.
Their dreams and tears will never betray them.
Next episode is about celebrities' private lives.
It's very special!
The host of "Kuriba-kyo" has bought the game with his own money.
It's worth over 1 million yen.
In addition, we have an emergency participation of an actor in Class A.
Please look forward to it!
Also, the official Instagram of Downtown Deluxe is being updated!