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Tonight's special is "Big Gathering of Female Comedians"!
Yoshiko had an operation at the end of the year and is now back.
Thank you for having me.
You had a lot of problems, didn't you?
First of all, I had salt in my head...
Oh, sorry. I had a gold ball in my head.
I had a gold ball in my head.
You looked a little chubby.
Besides that, I had a disease that made my nose and chin a little bigger.
It looked like this before I took off my clothes.
Wow!
It's so refreshing.
Wow!
It's so clean and chubby.
I heard you had a bad hormone balance.
You may not know this, but I'm not Ms. Koyuki.
When I saw you a week ago, I thought you had gotten prettier.
But when I saw you today, you're back!
Damn you!
What do you mean "damn you"?
Yoshiko, you came up with a new joke while you were in the hospital, didn't you?
Oh, that's right.
I came up with a new joke while I was in the hospital.
A new song!
Until now, I've been impersonating actresses.
But you guys were fixed members.
You were Ms. Koyuki and Ms. Tabemikako.
So I came up with a new joke while I was in the hospital.
Now, all female celebrities can impersonate each other.
Wow!
Like Ms. Tabemikako, when she had surgery...
Someone tell her something, Ms. Koyuki.
Kasumi Arimura.
Yes.
Got it.
I'll do it now.
Hello, I'm Kasumi Arimura.
I did it! I did it!
That's amazing!
I'm glad!
She did it with pride!
Anyone else who wants to push this in 2019?
Is there anyone?
Then, I...
Ogawa!
Yes, if you say anything in 50 syllables,
I will imitate Ryoko Shinohara and say what Ryoko Shinohara might say.
It might be hard to understand.
At first, I will...
Please go ahead.
Then, in "o"...
Don't be depressed and let's go drink!
It's not like that at all!
Ogawa!
Thank you, Ogawa!
Then, I will do something a little more difficult.
"Pi"...
Even though I have a "pi" belly, I love you, Masachika!
Yes!
How long are you going to do it?!
It's already sold out!
It's not sold out...
How much did it sell?!
It's not sold out and it's not used much,
but I will imitate Minami Tanaka.
Ms. Kuriyama?
Isn't it impossible to do it with only female comedians?
Isn't it impossible?
It's impossible!
It's funny, isn't it?
Yes!
It's something new, isn't it?
Yes, it's something fun.
Say it, say it.
Then, excuse me.
"Ka"...
I... I just "kakimushi" (stuffed persimmon)
It's something new!
"Kakimushi" (stuffed persimmon)
Unexpectedly, we are attracted to male comedians.
Let's start with Asako.
Yes, I was attracted to...
Mr. Tokui, who is good at tutorial.
Of course, his bass is cool.
Mr. Tokui and I get along well.
However, when he is on TV, people call him "Ito" or "Ito-san" or "Asako-neesan".
I think I'm careful.
Once in ten times, people call me "Asako-san" or "Ryu".
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We were doing this side by side on the sofa during a talk show.
This is Tokui-san and this is me.
Like this, like this.
When we were talking, you know the back of the sofa?
As we were talking, we naturally held hands like this.
I was so conscious of my back!
I was so excited about the name.
Yahagi-san said it once.
When we were on the show together,
in the beginning, Yoshiko said "what do you think?", Yoshiko said "what do you think?",
but all of a sudden, she said "what about Yocchan?"
That kind of pattern, right?
In less than 10 minutes, what kind of feelings did you have in your heart?
Coincidentally.
To tell you about my name, I was on Ariyoshi-san's show,
and I was called "paipai dekami-chan",
which is a big name for a gravure idol.
And paipai dekami-chan also has big boobs,
but Ariyoshi-san said "my boobs are pretty big too",
and Ariyoshi-san said "then it's paipai yukiko- chan",
and she said "remember my real name!"
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny, but it was "paipai yukiko".
That's a bit of a weapon, isn't it?
In the past, well...
I've had something to do with it.
Matsumoto Masata's shock bomb!
The one that made my heart flutter...
was Anjashima-san!
On Watabe-san's radio show, he invited me as a guest.
Watabe-san was in it and was doing a live broadcast.
In the middle of that, I was joining as a guest with a female talent.
That girl said, "If you say that, you can't do it. If you say this, you can't do it."
She had a lot of NGs like that.
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
That's cool!
When you do this, you scatter gold leaves and people are talking, but you don't talk and come out!
Everyone is angry!
But if it was a big applause, I would go out and come back soon.
It's a human star, really.
Watabe-san was on a radio show.
I thought it would be hard for a girl to sing this song, but we got along and talked together.
The corner got excited and it ended.
The radio show continued, so I didn't talk much with Watabe-san.
I didn't meet Watabe-san for a while, but there was a show where male entertainers chose their favorite female entertainers and ranked them.
Watabe-san chose me.
Anamusa-san said, "She's a woman who can attract people's attention and make them follow her."
I think she saw me doing my best on that show and announced me there.
It's nice to have a man like that.
It's like you were confessed to by Nozomi Sasaki- san's husband.
I think it's over with my sneezing.
How about you, Okubo-san?
For me...
It's this!
Mizuta!
Mizuta-kun!
When Mizuta-kun and I did a talk show together at an event, we had the same number of people.
And I drank a cup of miso soup.
I think it was shijimi.
I finished drinking some of the miso soup and left some of the soup behind.
The moment Mizuta-kun left it behind and said, "If you don't drink it anymore, I'll clean it up for you."
He quickly cleaned it up for me.
I thought, "Maybe in my second year of same sex life, I'll be able to clean up like this."
I didn't say "sorry" back then.
I said "yeah" instead of "yeah".
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
I thought, "I didn't know you had a daily life like this."
You were able to see your life.
That's amazing.
I also thought about Mizuta-san.
When Mizuta-san just bought an iPad Pro, we were talking about it.
He said he bought it to write stories.
I see.
I'm the type of person who wants to write stories with my handwriting.
Oh, you can do that too.
You can do this too.
First of all, I chose a pen that was a little thick.
Then, I chose a light pink pen.
Suddenly, I wrote "I like you" and "heart" on it.
"You can do this too," I said.
When he said it in his usual blunt tone...
What kind of face are you making?
When you say it like that, it's definitely him.
When you say it like that, it's definitely me.
Which one of us is the perfect ugly one?
Shijimi and Hamaguri.
When you greeted us in the dressing room, I thought you had a little bit of room.
It's not like that.
I don't know, it's just the atmosphere.
It's just my intuition, but I think Hamada did it.
It's Hamada's womanhood.
Hamada-san, it's not me who said it.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
It's nothing.
It's not like that at all.
In the past, I used to have something to do with Tejina's assistant.
It's me.
Matsuna-san?
The one I was excited about is...
Tenshikunesumi's Sesta-san!
I don't have any marriage experience and I'm an old woman.
When I say this, most people will withdraw it or doubt it's a lie.
I only have these two reactions.
Sesta-san immediately said, "Your first boyfriend must be happy."
I was so excited!
Doesn't it feel weird?
I usually write a diary, but Sesta-san wrote me four pages that day.
Why did you say that?
Sesta-san really said it.
The one I was excited about is...
Robert Akiyama!
He's a gentleman!
You're a man!
Here, right?
You're a little older than me, but you're a gentleman!
You're like Ezora!
You know, when you hear Akiyama, you're like "what?"
But this man is a real gentleman!
He's a gentleman, isn't he?
I know, right?
Really!
I'm of the same generation as him, right?
I'm of the same generation as N.E.C., but...
He's been nice to me for a long time.
He's never been mean or fat to me in the past.
He's never been mean to me in the past.
One day, there was a scene where I had to fight a boar.
What kind of scene?!
That's a bad one!
There was a scene where Robert was watching me.
I had to fight a boar because boars are strong.
So I fell and hurt my butt.
"Cut! That's a wrap!" said the staff.
The other Robert, Baba-chan and Hiroshi went somewhere.
They were fighting in mud.
I fell and couldn't escape.
I didn't have to come all the way.
But Akiyama was wearing long shoes, so I came in.
He had a normal face.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
He extended his hand, but I was embarrassed.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
If a boar was losing, it would be a boar.
He's really kind.
Yes, it's this person.
Really?
Yes, I usually...
What's with that picture anyway?
Yes, I usually have a bad temper.
And one day, when Cookie-san was next to me...
...my mom said I had a bad temper.
Yes.
And she forced me...
She forced you.
Yes, she forced me.
Yes, yes.
And...
Do you guys have erotic dreams at night?
I think we do.
But I don't have that experience, so I've never seen it before.
I see, I see.
Yes.
But, like...
From that day...
...until the day I feel dizzy...
...I dream of a man fixing my cat hair.
Can you fix it with cat hair?
The way we touch...
Cookie, don't be silly!
It's true.
She gave me cat hair.
To tell you the truth, I'm going to wear a little more...
...but I have something I want to say to Cookie- san.
Really?
I have about 40 IVOs around my neck.
That's right.
When I say it to my seniors and comedians...
...they say it's dirty and they hate it...
...but when I say it to Cookie-san...
...he said, "I'll take it for you."
And he took it for me with his tweezers.
It hurt!
I've never seen a man like that before!
I was so nervous!
Was it okay?
It really hurt...
...but he gently cooled it down with ice...
...and took it for me.
After that, he microwaved it...
...and gave it to me for my theater set.
Since then, I have about 50 IVOs around my neck.
What kind of story is this?
You shouldn't do it in a hospital!
But her manliness and her way of pulling out IVOs is amazing.
But I think she's kind.
I'm a little jealous that she's kind.
Tomochika-san.
Yes, I was excited about this person.
Oh my!
I'd like to know why.
I was invited to Hamada-san's birthday party.
At that time, I gave him a T-shirt as a gift.
But it's a gift from a lot of people.
So I didn't know if I should wear it or make it pajamas.
But Hamada-san came to me with that T-shirt on the show.
I was very happy that he liked it.
It's this T-shirt.
This is a black and white T-shirt that I made at the show.
This is...
It's a bad T-shirt!
Basically, people who use medicine have black skin and white teeth.
That's the concept of this T-shirt.
Is it M size?
It's L size.
What do you think of my size?
Do you like it?
I like it.
It's L size.
I think you can wear it.
I like it.
I was happy that he liked it.
I remember it.
I'm happy.
Hamada-san, when you talk behind my back, you're very close.
What's that?
That's creepy.
When you're close, you talk behind my back.
He does it to men, too.
I'm surprised.
Behind the studio, before the recording of "DOWNTOWN DELUXE", the cast is on standby.
Hamada-san is talking with Chieko Mizutani, a singer-songwriter.
Then...
Thank you very much.
I'll cut you off!
This one!
But I'm telling you! Don't touch men!
If it's a man...
Usually, when there's a bad-looking guest...
There's a high price around his neck...
Let's run around!
It naturally touches your waist, doesn't it?
Naturally...
The distance, right?
I don't know.
It's natural.
I'm sorry.
We've experienced it, too.
Almost never!
That's right.
We're in our tenth year.
In our first year of acting...
Suddenly, Hamada-san...
In a show where he's the MC...
Hinadan called me.
We're in our tenth year of acting...
In our first year of acting...
Suddenly, Hamada-san...
In a show where he's the MC...
Hinadan called me.
We've never been on a show before...
We were really nervous...
We couldn't say anything during the show...
Even if Hamada-san shook me...
We couldn't say anything...
We just shook hands...
We couldn't do anything...
At the end of the show, we were really depressed...
As we walked down the hallway...
Hamada-san came from over there...
He shook my hand...
I thought he was going to get mad...
But as we got closer...
He said in my ear...
You guys...
Today...
You might not have been able to do it...
But over there...
They're just calling you to study.
Even if you can't do it...
Don't be depressed, it's okay.
That's what he said...
Why are you making noise?
Don't make noise!
What a great talker!
Why are you making noise?
But Hamada-san, Kawamura-chan, do you have something like that?
Yes, I do.
On Hamada-san's show, I don't know why, but sometimes I was talking in a trance state.
That's your fault!
It's my fault, but Hamada-san was like, "Shut up!"
When he said "shut up", I was like "shut up" and went home.
I was shocked.
Are you still in a trance state?
I'm fine now.
When I say hello to Hamada-san, he waves his hand.
Through the mirror, he says "please".
I know.
Through the mirror, he says "please".
I've never done that before.
I don't know what's going on in Hamada-san's dressing room.
Rumor has it that Hamada-san has a blanket in his dressing room.
Hamada-san's blanket!
I have one too.
This spring, I was on Hamada-san's show "gobugobu".
It was just the two of us.
Hamada-san and I would go to different places in Osaka.
But we didn't have a chance like this.
So we went to the staff and hired a cameraman who took photos of us all the time.
I'm just saying it.
He took photos of us all the time.
As a result, we took about 200-300 photos in one day.
I think it's because I was so happy about it.
But our manager took advantage of it and made a photo book.
What did you make?
Anyway...
Look at me. I'm so close to you.
Isn't it great?
It looks fun.
I think I'm a little stupid.
But you look at me like that.
I think you're playing with me.
I didn't know at the time, but when I took the picture...
You look at me with a gentle face.
Like a father, like a brother, like a lover...
You look at me with all your faces.
I got it! I got it!
Can I say mine?
Matsumoto-san, you have one, right?
No, I don't.
No, I do.
No, Matsumoto-san, you have one, right?
Of course I do.
You don't?!
No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll seriously wait for 30 minutes.
Next up is this!
This is where it gets tough, girls.
The verse is this!
First kiss is a business kiss.
Shiratori-san, do you have one?
Yes, I started being a comedian when I was 26 years old.
At that time, I hadn't dated anyone and of course I hadn't kissed anyone either.
And my seniors would know that I hadn't done it with anyone.
And during a live show,
I was told that I hadn't kissed anyone or dated anyone.
And Shiratori-san, do you have one?
I don't have one, but I guess you're right.
But you're a first-time reporter, right?
I pointed at Nishio-san, who was being punished.
And then, Nishio-san, Shiratori-san, please do it for me.
And I ended up kissing Nishio-san.
I hadn't kissed anyone and I was taking care of them.
Why didn't I kiss Nishio-san?
What did you write after the show?
There are some parts you don't like but you end up liking some parts.
There are times like that.
Like "Isn't it bad?"
I was first in business.
You seem like you're doing it recklessly.
Everyone keeps telling me I'm cute but I can't stop saying it.
It's self-promotion.
You're cute.
I wrote Mukai-san.
Mukai-san is a handsome comedian.
I thought I was lucky.
I was supposed to kiss him during the show.
But I was too happy and said "no" twice.
The number of times is increasing.
I was first in business.
You're not first in business.
You're like a rice cracker.
Who are you?
I'm Okashita-san of "This is Pan".
I don't know you.
Who are you?
At least tell me who you know.
I'm Okashita-san of "This is Pan".
But I'm interested in kissing now.
I watch kissing videos every day.
I can't stop.
So you weren't in "This is Pan".
But only in the middle.
I'm Imai-san from east Osaka.
You look like an old man.
When I was acting in a play, there was a scene where Imai-san and I kiss in the script.
It was my first time, so I didn't like it.
But when we kissed, there was a pink light in the production room.
And "Kiss of Life" by Hirai Ken was played.
That kiss is still in my head.
It's still a good memory for you.
It was a very good memory for me.
Because it's business.
Now, let's talk about a business kiss that you can't forget.
Asako.
I'm not the first one.
I'm sorry.
Did I disappoint you?
I had an experience like this.
When I was acting in a reenactment drama,
I was playing Tsukaji-san of "Drunk Dragon" and a poor couple who are living together.
In the script, there was a line "I'm going now, kiss".
So I said "I'm going now, kiss".
But I couldn't cut it.
So I closed my eyes and did it again.
And Tsukaji-san kissed me.
I thought "If Tsukaji-san closes his eyes, he will kiss me many times".
Many times!
Tsukaji-san took care of me.
It was like "I'm sorry".
But before that, he kissed me and said "I'm sorry".
We were very humble.
Kawamura?
I'm not the first one either.
I think you look good in a hippo cap.
It's a kiss with Egashira 2:50.
At the last episode of "Mechaike", he kissed me to save me from drowning in Tokyo Bay.
Of course, I was aware of it.
He kissed me with that in mind.
Egashira's skin was dry and his lips were definitely hard.
But his lips were very soft and soft.
That's how it is.
What about you, Yabozaki-san?
It's not my first time, but...
You don't have to say that.
I can't forget it.
I kissed Shigeru Matsuzaki-san.
At a Valentine's Day event, Shigeru Matsuzaki-san was given a chocolate as a gift.
When he gave it to me, I made a gesture to kiss his cheek.
I asked him "Can I?" and he turned his head and kissed me.
It's a hidden fan letter.
Hidden fan letter.
I was defeated.
Here is a real fan letter.
Okubo-san.
Unlike actresses and idols, I think it's easier for me to reach out.
I'm not longing for it.
I think it's easier for me to reach out.
Something like a love letter has reached me.
In the past two or three years, I've received one a month from a person named Koltar Sato-san.
He's not an entertainer.
He wrote four white papers next to me and gave me four of them in a month.
I thought he was my enemy.
The first and last ones were "I love you, Kayoko" and "Kayoko, I'm looking forward to seeing you again."
But each month the number of calls and messages were getting smaller and smaller.
Recently, I received a love letter for the first time.
I was so deeply in love with Vincent and Sama.
I also received a love letter for Rio and Mahiru, saying "I'll make you happy, Mahiru, so please accept my love for you."
There were three photos, and all of them were very handsome.
But the third one was me lying on a chair with my whole body soaked in sweat and looking this way.
But I thought it was cool, so I laughed.
Why?!
What is this?!
I was going to call you, but Rio said no and wouldn't let me call you.
You sent me such a wet photo, and you're still wet at night.
What are you talking about?!
I often receive love letters from people who are on their way back from prison.
And also, Yoshiko, a miracle photo!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
How about you, Ogawa?
A few years ago,
there was a customer who was a big fan of a female entertainer in a different agency.
She came to me because of the fact that she had retired.
I see.
She gave me a colored paper and asked me to read it.
And I found out that her favorite part of her favorite entertainer was written on the paper.
"This part is interesting" or "I like this part".
When I asked her why she gave me this colored paper,
she told me that she would give all of her feelings to me.
I was like "what?"
Since then, she has been watching me from various places.
When I was selling tickets in front of the theater,
there was a drugstore in front of me.
There was a sign saying "big medicine".
And I was peeking out of it like this.
And every time I took off the flag of the drugstore, it appeared like this.
It's like a real drugstore.
I went crazy in that shrine.
How about you, Ogawa Chika?
When I was doing a radio show,
I often received fan letters from people in prison.
The content of the radio show was...
"I will collect requests from you and sing the song you want me to sing".
I received letters from various prisons all over Japan.
One of them sent me a letter saying "I'm getting courage and energy from you on this radio show. I will get a job as soon as possible and work hard to become human again".
"I want to see you live".
After a while, I received another letter from him saying "I have a report for you. I have decided to get a job in a month".
"I will work hard to live my second life and report you again when I get a job".
I received another letter from him. He always gives me a report.
I have a report for you.
"Humans are weak after all".
"I lost to temptation of others and temptation of myself and got drugged again".
"I'm going back to prison again".
"I'm going back to prison again"?
Even though you were released from prison?
Even though I was released from prison?
I thought I would get a report for my breakfast again, but I went back to prison again.
Even though you are a good writer!
It's different from what you said. You said you were going back to prison.
You are being seduced by the area.
Here is the last one.
You are easily taken off.
That's not true!
Okay, I'm going to answer.
Um...
It's like...
It's like... "Can we take it off?"
When I go to a hot spring location...
Actresses...
Actresses who are not so special...
Please don't do it.
Actresses who are not so special...
They don't.
They don't just come in.
That's not allowed.
Actors who are not so special...
Why can't she enter?
In my show the other day...
In a sauna...
You are not so special.
Wait a minute. I want to say that too.
I said it at that time, right?
At that time, too.
I said it because Downtownstar told me to take it off.
You said it?
No, I didn't say it.
That's all Down and Town said.
So I thought it couldn't be helped and took it off.
No, I don't want to see it.
I saw it all.
It was amazing.
I saw it all.
I'm sure I saw it all.
I saw it all.
I'm sure of it.
Who said you're like a sea bream?
You're saying that, too.
You said it, too.
It's like...
I'm thinking of taking it off right away, too.
You were doing it.
I'm really an iron underwear.
I don't sleep, really.
I'm sorry.
Monkeys say such things.
They say such things.
But at the hot spring location,
for example,
Let's go. There's something like a hot spring.
At that time,
another one,
not a great actress,
but she said
Sea bream!
Let's go to Ikehara!
I went to Ikehara.
Then let's go to a place where there's no more or less.
To a snowy mountain.
"What?" "Then..."
A woman, an AD.
A makeup artist.
She brought a towel.
Let's change in it!
They were holding the towel like this,
but it was windy.
It wasn't hidden.
When I put the towel aside,
my face came out.
Because underwear and towels
that are prepared are sometimes thin.
The towel wraps here,
right?
If you wrap it like this,
it goes up to here.
Asako, Asako, what's up?
I've been asked to stand naked a couple of times in "Itte Q".
Well, you know, there is one courage.
In a place where there are only men and women,
like this, "Where is the scene?"
The program has "Q" in it,
but the scene comes out, so you're nervous, aren't you?
And well, in "Tossaki",
"Tossaki"?
It's called "Top of Asako",
there is a scene in "Top of Asako".
"Nippless"?
"Nippress"?
"Nippress".
It's really...
"Nippress" depends on the company,
such as size, color, and adhesion of glue are different,
but there was definitely this "Nippress".
There was a "Nippress" that was perfect for my "Tossaki"
The maker decided it.
When I've done it a few times,
once it became a big deal,
it's completely different,
it's a little small,
and weak in adhesion,
and the "gauze" here is also thin,
and it looks like "Band-Aid" is more solid.
Leaving it like that,
it comes out a little on the scene,
"Top of Asako".
But,
I said to Mr. Kusai,
Don't think it's okay.
As expected.
My "Nippress" is the usual one,
and I got angry at the scene,
but I don't know what I was angry about,
and I was like "What's this?"
"Nippress" is the usual one,
and "Top of Asako" is the "Tossaki", right?
Yoshiko, what do you think?
We often end up in swimsuits,
being made to wear swimsuits.
And,
we're also members of Yoshimoto Zaka Fourty Six,
Oh, really?
We were also invited to join,
and at the audition,
there was a swimsuit judging.
Oh!
And,
I couldn't help it,
and I wanted to participate,
and I asked Matsuo-san of Chocopla,
he's also in charge of the camera,
and I went into the pool,
and I wanted to imagine,
a beautiful swimsuit coming out of the pool,
and I asked him to film me,
and when I was filming it,
I got a really good one.
It's not a lie,
and it's a little embarrassing,
but I won't show it anywhere else,
but this one is still in my head.
This one is still in my head.
Wow!
This one is amazing!
My will is slowly becoming human.
I'm fluttering.
It's from here.
Why?
From here, and then,
Oh, it's still in my head.
From here, and then,
Oh, it's still in my head.
And then, it comes out,
Wow!
It's still in my head.
Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
I sang this song recently.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
I like quiet girls.
Yoshiko confesses her love for someone.
I want you to marry me.
Lastly, let's hear the secret fun of female comedians.
First of all, Ms. Okubo.
I like construction sites.
When I see a construction site, I walk in front of it even if it's a little far away.
There are three-day-old men in construction sites.
It's okay when they are doing construction, but there is a happy hour and they are taking a break.
Then they sit down and hold their phones and drink strong carbonated drinks.
Strong drinks.
Strong carbonated drinks.
But when I walk in front of the construction site, I always look at them.
The three-day-old men in construction sites.
They usually have strong sexual desire.
It's absolutely true.
When I walk in front of them, I feel a little nervous.
When I think they are looking at me, I feel like my female hormones are getting ready.
I feel like my body is getting rounder and rounder.
It's a good sign.
You want them to see you with sparkling eyes.
I want them to see me.
I like that, too.
When I eat at a convenience store near a construction site, there is a big-sized cup noodle.
Who eats that?
I can't stand seeing them putting hot water in it and covering it with a rice ball and walking slowly.
It's a good sign.
I think you are very cool.
And you?
I have a husband.
He is a baseball player.
He plays baseball in America, Central America and many other countries.
He says he likes Venezuelans' butts the most.
After this experience, I want it happen again for a Venezuelan.
You have never succeeded.
It's difficult.
He always says, "keep doing it" when I do squats.
So, I always do squats when I wash and rinse my hair.
That's why, while looking at the kids, I always wash my hair while shampooing.
If I do it every day, I forget about it.
That's why I do it every day, so that I become a Venezuelan's butt.
If you don't do it like that, you won't look like a woman.
You say it clearly.
I say it clearly.
I've lived in America for a long time, so I say it clearly.
I say it clearly.
I say it clearly, so don't be embarrassed.
But conversely, if you keep being a Venezuelan, you'll be embraced all the time.
In order to be embraced, I work really hard on squats.
Your skin is really beautiful. I think you have the most beautiful skin in the entertainment world.
You eat one tofu every day, right?
Yes, I eat one tofu every day.
That's why you're a Venezuelan.
You're a Venezuelan, but you don't eat tofu.
What do you do at night, Yamazaki-san?
I award myself "man of the week" once a week.
I rank men who I think are the best this week.
That's how I rank men who I think are the best this week.
For example, this week...
Right now, we're shooting a drama.
There's a technician who's been doing it all night, and he's getting excited.
He's been doing it in silence, and it's starting to blur.
It's really tight.
Do you know the feeling of taking off your slippers while shooting?
It's like you're taking off your slippers while you're moving.
It's like you're saying, "Rank in, rank in."
It's really fun.
What about you, Yoshiko?
Recently, I've been seeing girls I like on social media.
Who is it?
She's Suzuki F-kun.
I knew it.
I like her.
He's my son.
Oh, I see.
He's my son.
I want to raise him.
I like him.
If my mother wants me to, I'd like her to marry me.
That's how much I like him.
I'm scared! I don't like it!
Why are you scared?!
I'm really scared!
I'm scared!
But speaking of sons, I also have a son.
I think he's a crazy guy.
His name is Hama Okamoto.
The bassist.
If you have a chance, I'd like you to marry me.
I'd like you to marry me.
Marry you?
Huh?
Who said that?
My son said it.
Do you have time at night?
Last year, I had a Christmas party.
Like a girl's party.
Oh, that's good.
At the Christmas party,
Naomi was in charge of cooking.
I took a good picture of you cooking.
I like your picture.
You look like a Japanese restaurant.
Victory!
Chanko! Chanko!
Chankoban!
You look like a Japanese restaurant.
You took a good picture of me.
You took a funny picture of me last year.
I did.
This is...
Snow Bear, Snow Bear.
Yes, this is Snow Bear.
I'm Goh-chan.
You've become a leader and a young wrestler. You're busy, aren't you?
Look at this picture.
The members held a Christmas gift exchange party.
Yes.
You have a fun part in it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
There's a part in it.
Can you show us?
It's a home video.
It's a normal home video.
It's not private at all.
It's private.
It's a Japanese song.
It's not even random.
It's too late.
It's not a song.
It's a song.
You don't have to pay for this kind of thing.
[Next Episode]
Next episode is "Love Cycle Special"!
From the correct answer, they will go on an epic mission!
They will talk about their love for their wives!
I've never seen such a beautiful woman sing in the middle of the night.
Furthermore!
When you smell your wife, you feel very happy, don't you?
You do, don't you?
I can't get enough of that smell.
What kind of smell is that?
It's not that you like your wife, it's that you're a pervert!
Next episode, look forward to it!
This time, this time it's different!
Yamazaki Kei's human nature has been revealed!
A happy comedy where life becomes fun!
Three girls who are in the middle of their lives' meditation...
...struggle to find happiness under God's guidance!
"Love Cycle Comedy"!
Tonight at 11:59 PM!