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News! From 9 people to 1 person!
Celebrities' "That Looks Like That" or "Do You Want to Try It?" special!
We did a lot of things like "Do you want to try it?" during the test,
but it seems like there's also "Do you want to try it?"
Now, first up is this person!
Oguri Yui!
Yes!
This is for everyone, right?
Yes!
What is it?
Isn't it the popular "mozzarella cheese" game on AKB?
Yes!
What is it?
That's right!
It's called "mozzarella cheese" game,
and it's played with about 5 people.
Yes!
When you become 5 people, you say "mozzarella cheese" word one by one.
Yes!
You say it from the beginning, and you have to gradually raise your tension.
Yes!
"Mozzarella cheese" game that AKB members are addicted to!
We actually had them play it, so let's watch it!
Mozzarella cheese
Thank you very much!
We will never do this!
This is the first time, right?
We have never done this before.
This is a Japanese VTR.
Would you like to do it with us?
I want to do it with you!
Two people of AKB and Komiya Sanshiro, Miho Koga and Tetsuya Takedo.
Let's do it with Mr. Sakai!
Mozzarella cheese
Don't bite it.
Anything doesn't work.
Let's do it.
Here I go.
Mozzarella cheese
Mozzarella...
Mozzarella cheese!
Mozzarella cheese.
Mozzarella cheese!
Mozzarella cheese? Mozzarella cheese!
Mozzarella cheese!
(Applause)
That's good!
You are doing it!
But it is quite interesting!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
I have been saying it for a long time!
I didn't want to lose!
Buy it! Buy it!
Oh! There is a game that has been popular since I was a child until now.
It's called "Chinchin Samurai".
I've heard of it.
You know it, right?
I've heard of it.
It's "Chinchin Samurai".
I know it.
I saw it on a TV show.
It's the same as now.
You stab.
"Chinchin".
Then, the next person who is stabbed will say "ochinchin".
"Chinchin" and "ochinchin" and "samurai" and "ochinchin samurai" are there.
It's a "chinchin samurai" game where you pose in four designated words.
The person who is stabbed with "ochinchin" does nothing and points to the next person.
The person who is stabbed with "ochinchin" stands up and says "biron" and points to the next person.
If you are told "samurai", stand up and say "shokin" and pull out your sword and point to the next person.
If you are told "chinchin samurai", stand up and say "chinchin samurai" and pull out your sword.
Let's have the members of "chinchin" including "downtown" to challenge!
I'll say it again.
chinchin
Hey!
chinchin
ochinchin
biron
Kiss!
Samurai!
Samurai Quiz!
- I'm scared. - Yes.
- Well...
- There are four of you, right? - Yes.
- Samurai! - Shakin!
- Chinchin! - Samurai!
- Shakin! - Samurai!
- Shakin! - Chinchin!
- Chinchin Samurai! - Chinchin Samurai!
- What is that? - Chinchin Samurai!
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- I'll go first. - Yes.
- Chinchin! - Chinchin!
- No, no, no, no! - I'm scared of something else!
- I'm scared! - No, no, no!
He only says "chin chin" so we'll change members and do it one more time!
- Let's start with Inoue! - Let's do it!
- Chin chin. - Chin chin.
- Chin chin! - Chin chin!
- Chin chin. - Pyooooon!
- Chin chin. - Chin chin.
- Pyooooon!
- Chin chin. - Chin chin.
- No, I'm completely fine now. - I'm sorry.
- Samurai! - Sha-kin...
- Chin-chin! - Chin-chin!
Thanks to them, Downtown Deluxe celebrates its 25th anniversary!
Tonight's "If You Can Laugh Like That, Keep Laughing For 25 Years" is a two-hour special!
We'll also show you the star's clothes and Downtown Deluxe's clothes!
Also, Tomiya Sanshiro will charge at Halloween in Shibuya, where there was a riot!
The viewers saw the revival!
The private life of the entertainers is back!
Downtown Deluxe's 25th anniversary special starts now!
Let's go!
From Yoko Fushiken to Naoya Inoue...
What is it?!
The world's strongest Naoya Inoue punch!
That's amazing!
Fushiken-san, you were in Fushiken Gym when you were little, weren't you?
Anyway...
It's amazing, since I was little.
Fushiken-san, do you remember?
Of course I do!
We have photos of you in the future!
Until middle school, I used to come to gym once a week.
Oh, really?
I used to do shadow boxing...
I saw you move...
And I thought, "Oh, I can go out into the world like this!"
The speed of your punches...
Your speed...
Even with that...
Your speed and your speed are the same, but...
I'm still practicing, but I've never been punched before.
The last match was also amazing.
It was last week.
On October 7th, a shock drove the world.
World Boxing Super Series, a tournament to decide who is the champion among the champions.
As soon as the first round began, a blow that shook the world was a blink of an eye.
The right straight punch that hit the opponent's face in the fourth round of this match was a hit!
It's a one-hit kill!
What was going on behind this match?
Let's ask the culprit!
Was it over in an instant?
No, it was before I got hit.
I just knocked him down for about 59 seconds.
So, I faced him like this and he just came down.
It's like a zone.
And...
Don't say it like it is.
You can say it like it is.
I was in a zone and I thought it was now.
I thought I could knock him down with this right punch.
You went to see it, didn't you?
I went to see it.
I went to see it and right after the match, I happened to see it.
It was on a Wednesday.
I saw it in a T-shirt.
Was it over?
No, it wasn't.
It was like a relaxing show.
It was relaxing, wasn't it?
It was very relaxing.
After this, the strongest boxer in Showa Era, the strongest boxer in Heisei Era, Naoya Inoue.
That's right. It says "the strongest boxer in Showa Era".
This is...
Oh, you're a pro. You don't hit people in the face, do you?
No, I don't!
He reacted when I said "gong" just now.
You saw it just now!
Naoya Inoue, can you do "shadow" for us?
You don't think he's your opponent, do you?
He's fast.
He's fast!
He's really fast.
He's fast.
Hit me with a punch if you want to have fun.
But you look like you're having fun.
It gives you a wind pressure.
A wind pressure?
Yes! It gives you a wind pressure!
Everything is under the table!
From Chroma Mario to Masaaki Sakai, what is it?
It's a legendary hidden game, table crossing!
Well, it's quite a game, isn't it?
Why did you start it in the first place?
Well, I happened to go to America and watched TV.
And on that TV, an American old man was playing this game of table crossing.
And he said, "Oh, I'll make this my hidden game of next year."
But I have a network, so I'll look it up.
And he found it right away and asked me to come and play it.
For that person?
For that person.
And it was already set up in the studio.
And the old man said, "You're going to play this from now on."
Why don't you give it a try?
No, I can't do it all of a sudden.
No, I think you can do it if you try hard enough.
Well, I'll give it a try.
And when I played it, it was already set up.
It was already set up!
And the teacher went on a tour for two weeks and came back.
It was already set up!
But you want to see it, right?
I want to see it.
I don't have any special skills, so I don't think I can steal anything.
And now, the legendary hidden game!
Masaaki Sakai's table crossing game!
Take a look!
Oh, now I just have to pray.
You do it, you do it.
Do you have any tips?
Tips?
Anyway, you have to play it at low speed.
Um...
What do you use these vessels for?
Because you're talking!
I'm not talking!
You're talking!
Masaaki, you're talking!
I'm talking!
Oh, come on!
What am I supposed to do? I'm nervous!
Well, I'll give it a try.
Thank you very much.
I'll give it a try.
You're really going to do it?
Yes, I am.
All right! I'll do it with all my heart!
I'm nervous!
Wait a minute.
I'll give it a try.
Well...
Can you really do it?
It's getting low.
Go!
What time is it now?
You have to make a rhythm
We have to hold here and go like this
You have to go like this
You have to motivate yourself
I didn't know that
Why do you show up every time?
Will Machiaki succeed?
Will he succeed?
Will Kuroda and Muse continue to challenge?
I'll do it right away
I'm Danny's
From now on, it's blinking money
No, really
It's true
If I fail...
It's fine
And Mr. Kuroba, who has zero special skills, also tries table crossing for the first time!
If you feel like you're going to break something or it's not good if you break it, you'll hesitate.
I don't care if you break it!
Please tell me.
I'll do my best.
Concentrate!
Should we start with Ogawa?
Why?
Like this, right?
Yes, like that!
I think it's better if you don't imitate it!
Let's do it!
I'm frustrated!
Next, Newton Master also tries for the first time! Can he show his Johnny's power?
I have to show that I'm Johnny's.
Johnny's does this all the time!
I'm Johnny's!
It wasn't Shochiku!
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
It's the worst!
It wasn't enough!
Everyone, this is the ultimate trick that only Machiavelli can do!
Can you show it to everyone?
It's the best!
It's nostalgic!
You didn't think you could do it, did you?
It's not that easy!
If you can do it, it's the best!
It's the best!
Let's do it!
Champagne tower.
So cool!
Will Achiaki be able to cross without destroying the five-story champagne tower?
Five-story!
Well, let's go!
Let's go!
Also...
Please don't look at me so seriously.
I'm sorry, but please make a smile.
That's good.
He's telling me to smile.
That's good.
Wait a minute.
OK.
Let's do it!
OK.
Let's do it!
OK!
What's up?
Now, teachers and students!
Since it's a bus, what on earth do we have for Tetsuya Takeda-san?
Graduation ceremony with blond hair!
I'm sorry for asking you to come even though I'm a camellia fan!
First of all, please look at the VTR.
Hey, bicycle-cutter, do something about it!
I'm in trouble.
What do you mean you're in trouble? Don't tell me you're...
Oh, did you get beaten up by your mother?
No, actually...
I'm going to a bicycle school when I leave high school.
Bicycle school?!
My dream is Tour de France.
Tour de France! Do your best!
Kazuto-shi! Come out!
Yes!
I liked your bicycle-cutter back the most.
Pedal hard, Kazuto-shi!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
So you're 15 years old, right?
Yes.
Isn't it like this?
When it's a graduation ceremony, you meet in a classroom and...
Mr. Blond-haired is like...
That's right. It's not a real graduation ceremony.
It's a scene where I get words from Mr. Takeda- san...
I mean, Mr. Blond-haired.
But in the script...
Just because my role is written...
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
So you don't know what you're supposed to say?
I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
And in the rehearsal...
I don't say anything.
They just call me by my name...
Congratulations on your graduation.
And I just check my position and order.
But in the rehearsal...
The moment I was called by my name...
I remember that.
At that time, "Ueto" was...
Yes, yes, yes. It was a big topic.
It was a theme song.
So I was mainly involved in it.
But you were on the bus, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
I wanted to say it the most.
"Ueto" Aya-chan, Taira Airi-chan, Motokariya Yuika-chan...
Shigeaki Kato, one of the members of "NEWS", was also on the same episode.
Oh, really?
Yes, it was episode 6.
But nobody knew I was on the show!
Maybe you were on the show because you were told so.
Really?
But when I said I was on the yellow self-driving car...
Oh, that was you, Masuda?
I was on "Johnny's" and "Blonde Sensei" was on the show...
I think that's where my "Johnny's" life started to change.
But I was the only one who was really low-class.
We've seen the viewers of "DX Famous Items Project",
but to commemorate its 25th anniversary, we have a big comeback tonight!
It's too late for embarrassing eye-opening information!
We also have Hama-chan's new outfit information!
Mr. Hachioji is male.
About a month ago, I saw Shinji Takeda in Shinjuku.
He was surrounded by three or four female fans,
so I thought he was asking for a handshake,
but he didn't let me touch his chest muscles often.
It suits you!
Wait a minute!
I didn't let you touch me!
I didn't...
Would you do something like "someone touch me"?
No, no.
Is there such a business?
I've been doing something like muscle exercise in other countries.
The number of people who want me to touch their pelvis, shake hands with me, or take a picture with me is increasing.
I said, "If you touch me, I'll touch you back."
I'll give you some time until the traffic lights change.
But you can't take it at all, can you?
I think it's a good thing for me.
Do you refuse it?
I refuse it, but...
Are there many women?
About half of men.
On the contrary, I'd like to ask Matsumoto-san, but...
There are people who say, "Let me touch you."
What do you do?
But there are many women.
What do you do?
Well...
I'd like to touch you, but...
I'd like to touch you, too, but...
But you say, "Let me touch you."
I'd like to know the answer.
That's right.
You refuse it, don't you?
I don't refuse it.
I'd like to touch you.
You don't refuse it, do you?
What?
Do you prefer me to touch you?
I asked you if you'd let me touch you, and you said you'd let me touch you.
I don't mind, but...
You don't mind, do you?
But what's the point of it?
I'd like to touch you, but...
3,000 yen each.
Tonight, we'll show you how it's done.
A total of 22 people.
A big reveal of the star's clothes!
Next up is...
Mail, but...
Please call Hama-chan after watching the VTR.
- Is that so? - Yes, yes.
VTR, please!
I saw Seiji Chihara in front of Odakyu Line Kyodo Station.
When I left the police station...
A giant Buddha is protesting!
- Shut up! - Shut up!
I saw Seiji Chihara in front of Odakyu Kyodo Station.
Seiji turned around...
And said in a loud voice...
If you don't buy insect jelly, I'll kill you!
Well, that's how it went.
But Seiji did have a VTR.
A male voice.
In August, I saw Seiji Chihara in Setagaya.
Seiji Chihara was walking around on the phone...
And said in a loud voice...
Why do you have to go all the way to Azerbaijan?!
What are you doing there?!
What's wrong with you?!
I have a lot of things to say...
My friend has a job in Azerbaijan.
He wants me to come with him.
You can go, but I can't do anything.
Why do you have to go?!
You often say weird things like "Excuse me, who are you talking to?"
With a scary face like...
That's not true...
Can I have one more book?
That's not true!
That's not true at all!
It's true!
I think you're talking about tofu.
You're talking about tofu, right?
You're talking about tofu, but you don't know anything about it!
In September of this year, a woman kissed a professional golfer, Kogamio-san at Narita Airport.
You may think it's her husband, but they hugged and kissed.
When I looked it up on Wikipedia, Koga-san was 36 years old.
She's older than I thought.
Let's leave it at that age.
She didn't do it like this, did she?
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I often see foreign golfers hugging and kissing their wives.
Japanese golfers don't do it like that.
But I got used to it and it became like that.
There's no guarantee that it's her husband.
Anyway, she's more than 140 million yen.
We'll talk about that star's death later.
Aichi Prefecture is a woman's land.
This summer, I saw Tsuchida-san at Tsukiji intersection.
Tsuchida-san, who is waiting for a traffic light...
I can imagine.
When a cicada stopped in Tsuchida-san's pants...
He shouted out loud...
and raised his head.
It was a terrible moment.
I don't like it!
I was walking home from work.
When I was walking normally, I was walking home with my co-workers.
There were a lot of people in Tsukiji intersection.
I was tired of shaking hands and shaking earphones.
I was wearing a mask and making a scary face. But no one came to me.
I was standing normally.
I don't like bugs.
But I think this is a semi-natural one.
I was shaking hands and shaking earphones.
I think this is like a Kamen Rider belt.
I was making a scary face.
But no one came to me.
I was standing normally.
I was shaking hands and shaking earphones.
I think this is a semi-natural one.
I think this is like a Kamen Rider belt.
I like it!
It is the 20th anniversary of the birth of Nouveau's clothes.
So far, we have introduced Nouveau's clothes of 1,126 people.
The total amount is 3.4 billion yen.
From Hanyu, it is Akrie-san.
It is a black love version.
Azuma Mukishita-san.
Iwaki Koichi-san.
And...
If you go there now, it's over.
From singers like Kosetsu Minami-san...
To Mickey Curtis-san...
And also idols like Janice-san...
Wow!
The style!
The legs!
And also models' fashion!
Wow!
What's this?
You can't be late!
And also people who do weird fashion like this...
Wow!
And this person, too.
And last but not least, these two.
I bought it a little overdoing it.
This is embarrassing.
And this time, we will introduce the personal clothes of 22 celebrities in total.
I heard you're particular about your clothes.
I love clothes. I've done a series of two magazines.
One of them is personal clothes.
I did not hire a stylist for personal clothes and did a series of magazines.
Even if I tell everyone what I like about clothes,
everyone likes clothes.
I like clothes so much that I can't sleep because I can't convey my enthusiasm.
For such a master, we will have you check the fashion of your personal clothes.
Let's look at the price order of personal clothes.
First, 22nd place is...
Maruyama Kani.
Humans who want to be animals.
The price is...
400,000 yen.
420 yen.
This is like being surrounded by animals and having human instincts.
So, wearing a lot of animals...
What is it?
Is it a kappa?
It's a penguin.
Oh, it's a penguin.
So, all of them are animals.
Animals are noisy.
It's like being surrounded by animals.
It's a penguin.
That's right.
Master, what do you think of this parka?
It looks like it's too much.
All of them are animals.
What do you think of this parka?
Gorilla.
It's too much.
All of them are animals.
I can only say banana.
Okazawa's favorite chocolate mint is 46,100 yen.
It's fashionable.
What do you think of this parka?
I love chocolate mint ice cream.
I like it so much that I can eat three colors of chocolate mint ice cream.
I like chocolate mint ice cream so much that it affects my clothes.
I have about 20 mint colored clothes at home.
I hate chocolate mint ice cream.
Do you hate it?
I hate it.
You look like you're eating toothpaste.
What is it?
It's chocolate mint ice cream.
The 20th place is...
Oguri.
Take a walk in autumn.
It's 63,000 yen.
The skirt is longer at the back, and if it's longer at the back, it has a leg lengthening effect, so I tried that kind of thing.
The watch is from a stage called Majimeri Yakuen, and my parents bought it for me because they thought I did my best, and I bought the shoes because I thought I did my best.
I like cameras, so I have a camera on me, and I'm a camera woman.
There are a lot of people who like cameras and lie about it, though.
In 19th place is a parka that smells like Satoshi Kogamiho.
It's 66,500 yen.
What's cool about it?
Our parkas and sweatshirts are limited edition, and they always buy them for me.
It's a brand called Paris, and it's really popular in New York right now, and they buy it for me when I play.
Do you wear it often?
Yes, I do. I wear it a little bigger, but I don't wear accessories with it.
You're eating it up a little, aren't you?
In 18th place is the Osaka Marathon for the first time.
How much is it?
73,070 people
That's right
For this lottery, we are going to run the Osaka Marathon
So we bought some sports goods
I see
For that
Right now, Kobukuro's Kobuchi-kun has a team
But they all run for 4 hours
I run for 5 hours
My body is all worn out
I see
7th place is Hoshiba Fuka
From Kawasaki
The price is 80,000 yen
Let's go with 80,000 yen
Oh boy
Hoshiba-san, what's your point?
I like loose silhouettes
So I want to wear loose tops
What are you saying? You're losing to the background music
I'm sorry
But I like cheap things
I like quality over quantity
I want to wear all kinds of things
But I'm already 21 years old
I think it's better to have something solid
A stylist told me about a brand
It's a bit of a pocket money
So I decide what I want to buy every month and buy it
You buy this every month
It's a bit of an expensive coordination for me
Did you get it from your parents?
Yes
How is it?
It's super cute
How about the shoes?
Let's move on to the 10th question.
Tsuchida, your heart's sponsor.
How much is it?
100,000 yen and 1,500 yen.
I only buy clothes from Adidas.
That's right.
For about 20 years, I only buy from Adidas.
So it's all from Adidas.
It's my heart's sponsor.
So I don't get anything from Adidas.
I've been paying for everything for 20 years.
Watabe, who's about the same age as me,
is promoting Adidas right now.
So next time, I'll do it for you.
Of course.
By the way, these pants.
These white pants.
The ones with the back straightened out.
These pants.
The ones you wear when you say "no".
That's right. I wear them like this and scream all the time.
Let's move on to the 15th question.
Clover Marion.
Stress-free.
How much is it?
140,000 yen.
That's amazing.
It's simple.
I don't like tight clothes.
These pants are also old-fashioned.
They're tight, aren't they?
I only wear about two of them.
They're like mambo pants.
They're really tight.
They're loose.
Hey!
You're good at this.
I was looking for something like this when I was about 15 years old.
I've always liked loose clothes.
Matsuda, what do you think of these?
It's fashionable to wear big clothes with big clothes.
I think it's fashionable.
I see.
It's hard to tell because you bit me.
4th place is Aete's "Mumimushuu".
The price is 153,600 yen.
It's true.
She doesn't show her personality.
She kills her personality.
If you show your personality, people will say you show your personality even though you are in between.
But it's less than 150,000 yen.
The shoes are a little expensive.
The color is really light.
The shoes are a little too much.
It's definitely less than 150,000 yen.
The 10th place is Komiya's "Fuyu no Hatsumei".
The price is 29,000 yen.
It's funny.
How many points does she get?
She can be formal or casual.
But you said it's 290,000 yen.
Her bag is plastic and it's 170,000 yen.
She gets tangled up a lot.
She has a big bag so she can run away easily.
She also likes watches.
She bought a watch for 100,000 yen.
But she has a metal allergy and her arm is crooked.
We also have an allergy like you.
Stop it!
The 12th place is "Sanpo Style".
The price is a little higher.
The price is 462,000 yen.
The point is...
There is a vest inside and you can take it off when it's hot.
Do you buy these yourself?
I go to a department store with my wife.
I can't take it off.
I bought it for 25 years.
Did you buy it for 50 yen?
Yes.
Most of them are watches.
Most of them are chairs.
I like chairs.
Gussman's keychain.
Gussman's personal keychain.
His life is Gussman's keychain.
That's amazing.
Let's move on.
In 11th place is...
Buster Takashi.
I love clothes so much that I made them myself.
The price is...
513,000 yen.
What's the point of this?
I can order it with Levi's.
I made it with Levi's.
I can order it like this.
What's this? An ant?
Isn't it an ant among ants?
I don't know.
I bought two of these and cut them.
How about you, Yu?
It's a little opaque.
Is it opaque?
But I think it's cute.
It's heavy!
How about you, Ogata?
It's denim, right?
I think it's good.
It's good, isn't it?
In 10th place is...
Tetsuya Takeda.
His life is going well.
The price is...
640,000 yen.
It's not bad.
It's soft.
It's a mother's job to choose clothes.
It's a wife's job to wear what her wife chooses.
Women are strict, aren't they?
It's weird.
The color doesn't match.
This is a gift from my daughter.
How do you like it, Mr. Tetsuya?
It's wonderful.
I want to be an adult like you.
Let's move on.
The ninth place is Chihara Seiji.
It's easy, isn't it?
The price is a little higher.
The price is 915,000 yen.
It's great.
It's easy and it's the best.
If you put it in your house without thinking about it, it will come out immediately.
Why is it so expensive?
I don't know.
It's made in Okayama.
Is it made in Okayama?
Yes.
Even if you get fat, you can't lose weight.
How about you, Ms. Okada?
It's made in Okayama.
I belong to a group based in Setouchi called STU.
I'm very happy to be in Okayama.
It's used for publicity.
This brand releases 250 limited editions every year, so it's an item from a few years ago.
Oh, I see.
Okay, let's move on.
8th place is...
MAGI FUDANGI
The price is...
9.7 million yen.
It's 9.7 million yen.
Here's the data.
What's the point of it?
Leopard skirts are in fashion this year.
And I chose simple black.
And I added some colors in the back.
This is how I usually wear it.
This year, I'm wearing a lot of fan coats.
I recently got this and I'm going to wear it a lot this year.
Go ahead and say it.
There are no ordinary people like you.
How do you like it?
Leopard skirts and fan coats are in fashion this year.
Go ahead and say it.
You like it, don't you?
I like it.
And this dad sneakers are in fashion this year.
It's like old men's sneakers.
This is in fashion now.
It's like a store-bought sneaker.
It's in fashion now.
The 7th place is...
Yuki Payo.
It's one of the trendy sports shoes.
It's very expensive.
It's 1,271,300 yen.
Yuki Payo.
It was cold.
It's in fashion now.
It's very difficult to match gyaru with sporty.
I'll do my best.
It's very expensive.
I bought it at a duty-free shop.
I can't buy it at a regular shop.
I can only buy it at a duty-free shop.
But it's in fashion now.
I got this bracelet for my birthday for 500,000 yen.
I heard it's good to wear it.
This watch is a bath from my mom.
And this is Leviathan's backpack.
How do you like it?
You're wearing a swimsuit without jeans.
What do you say?
It's good.
It's a specific watch.
The sixth place is...
Autumn brand.
The price is...
1,62,000 yen.
It's cool.
It's cool?
I like the way it stands.
It's good.
It's fashionable.
What's the point of it?
It's cute.
It's black.
I got this T-shirt from Hammer.
I found it at a second-hand shop.
I also got a T-shirt from Hammer.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's dirty.
It's expensive, isn't it?
The 5th place is from Takeda-shin.
Music and Bike
Here it is.
The price goes up dramatically.
The price is 2,07,000 yen.
Takeda-kun, what's the point of this?
I ride a bike, so I have to put on a chain or something like that.
Otherwise, it will fall off.
Since it's a chrome heart, the price has gone up a little.
I also got a leather jacket with my own design.
The price of the bag may have gone up a little.
Everyone is a biton.
If you were born again, you would be a biton.
I didn't mean to look good.
But I feel like good things will remain.
There is no new thing at all.
I see.
Rei-papa.
He is cute.
He is laughing.
It was always close.
The 4th place is from Inoue-naoya.
Peaceful Q's
Here it is.
The price goes up a little.
The price is 3,000,000 yen.
He got 3,000,000 yen.
The champion is now No. 304.
The watch.
Is it usually casual like this?
It's casual.
After the match, I hug my kids like this.
I see.
I like it.
You make me do it wherever I am.
Just doing it makes you lose the screw of the watch.
Boxers like watches a lot, don't they?
They like watches a lot.
Is it usually like this?
Before the match, I wear a jersey.
I'm wearing a jersey for now.
He is wearing a T-shirt.
Wow.
I'm wearing casual clothes and it's easy for me to move.
I see.
Here is "best 3".
Let's go.
No. 3 is this person.
Masaki Sakai.
He is a modernist and an atheist.
The price is 3,400,000 yen.
Wow.
I want to win.
What is the point of this watch?
I found a corduroy bulls-eye.
You found it.
I'm thinking of wearing a corduroy bulls-eye from this fall or winter.
I want to win.
I see.
This is "taria torre".
Wow.
This is "gabriole" from "fatic film".
This is a watch from 1990s.
I see.
How do you like it, Mr. Machiaki?
It's wonderful.
It's difficult to organize watches in one tone.
I know.
But it's wonderful.
It's cool.
Your talk is also in one tone.
Shut up!
Let's move on to "best 1".
No. 2 is this person.
Kado Mikahara.
He is a rich man.
The price of this watch is 2,200,000 yen.
2,200,000 yen!
Why do you always make me look like this?
Basically, it's not my position to say it, but my sister always produces it.
What's in this watch?
It's the same this year, but it's a cloak.
It's a cloak!
The coat is a cloak, and the back is an image of Emilio Pucci's near-future.
It's a dress!
It may be a little provocative now, but I don't think you'll be able to walk around like this in the future.
That's not true!
What's in this watch?
It's a back-in-back.
It's like a matryoshka.
This hat is also different.
It's 18 mm wide.
This year, lighters are becoming very popular all over the world.
Basically, jewelry is...
Jewelry and V-rays.
Jewelry and V-rays!
It's all counterproductive.
Masuda! What do you think of this?
It's like what we wear for our live shows.
I see.
It's a brand you know but you've never seen before.
Moschino is a famous brand.
Moschino is very popular this year.
It's amazing.
And it's not first place.
Let's go!
It's the last one.
The first place goes to...
Kano-kyo.
It's only a little bit expensive.
What is it?
It's getting more and more expensive.
The price is...
10 million yen!
Both sides!
Both sides! What is it?
What is it?
What's special about it?
It's a little bit of a walk.
A little bit of a walk?
Yes.
Isn't it amazing?
It's seasonal.
Yes.
It's seasonal.
What is it made of?
It's see-through.
It always makes me nervous.
Which one is it made of?
I don't know.
You can see it from the side.
It's made of iron.
Leopard is popular this year.
It's red.
My fingers can't bend.
Amazing!
What are you doing?
This is the latest stick-type spray.
It's not a machine!
It's a spray.
It won't last long.
That's right.
Good looking guy brought it out.
There are a lot of things in it.
What is this?
Here you go.
What is this?
This is a little crazy.
Something is angry!
A bag is angry!
Look over there!
There is something dangerous here.
This is amazing!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Where is it?
This is the latest one.
It looks like Rui Kurihara.
Rui Kurihara.
What are you doing?
A dog.
The winner is Kyogo Kanao!
Kojima-kun wants to become a zombie and experience Halloween for the first time!
What have you been up to?
About two years ago, my sister and I went to Shibuya in the afternoon.
Even in the afternoon, there were a lot of people and we came back right away.
I wanted to put on some serious makeup and go there.
That's why we decided to do it this time.
The three of us.
It had nothing to do with it.
It was a little awkward.
Halloween on a Sunday is different, isn't it?
Halloween on a Sunday.
That's right.
It's like when you beat up a tiger.
This happened the day before.
The day after I beat up a light tiger, I was told to go.
Are you serious?
The staff must be crazy.
Why didn't you look at the news?
Let's go, let's go.
We asked the makeup artist for a realistic zombie makeup.
Let's watch the video!
Kojima-kun wants to become a zombie and walk around Shibuya.
He goes to a place where there are people who do his makeup for him.
He's a little troublesome.
Hello! I'm Torii!
I'm Torii!
I'm Miki Torii!
We both look like Torii.
Actually, Torii is good at zombie makeup.
This time, he will turn Koshiba-san into a zombie.
Shouldn't we leave it to professionals?
Professionals don't say funny things.
She said funny things.
I know.
She's crazy.
So, in order to become a zombie tomorrow,
they will change clothes first and then start their makeup.
I can't get enough of your beauty.
First of all, they will thoroughly cover up Koshiba- san's healthy skin.
If I just have white skin, I will look like a white- skinned person.
So, instead of white, I will mix it with foundation.
Torii-san's makeup techniques are all unique.
There are a lot of original ideas.
For example, what do they use to make cut-off skin?
I'm putting a tissue on it.
I'm making my skin look better with a tissue.
I'm using a cardstock.
With their own ideas and techniques,
they will add more scars and scars to their faces.
It takes about an hour to do their makeup.
It's done!
Thank you!
It's done!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's done!
This is amazing!
Torii-san's zombie makeup and studio make-up!
And then, they will go to Shibuya!
It's done!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's done!
Let's go!
Wow!
Amazing!
Seriously!
Wow!
She's amazing!
Wow!
I'm glad you came.
Wow!
She's amazing!
I like you.
I haven't seen you yet.
Wow!
Ms. Koshiba hasn't seen her own face yet.
She's looking in the mirror for the first time.
Wow!
I haven't seen you like that!
She's cute!
Next, Ms. Komiya has turned into a zombie, too!
Wow!
I'm done.
Wow!
At first glance, nothing seems to have changed.
Wow!
You've changed.
Have I?
I don't know at all.
I don't know where I came from.
I feel like a zombie.
You're thin.
When Ms. Komiya had become such a thin zombie,
Ms. Aida, Ms. Komiya's partner,
No, no, no.
Why are you looking at me like that?
How can you do that kind of thing?
No, no, no.
For Tetsuya Takeda in the studio,
Ms. Kimpachi transformed!
Anyway, after finishing their cosplay,
the three of them move to Shibuya!
This is bad. There will be suddenly a lot of people from here.
This is the Cranbourne intersection, right?
That's right!
Let's go!
You wanted to come here, didn't you, Koshiba-chan?
This is bad. This is bad.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
This is what's scary about Halloween.
This year's Shibuya Halloween
has been even more boring than last year.
A lot of incidents have happened,
and it has become a location.
That's right!
Among them, the three of them
have found people who do a lot of cosplay,
and are enjoying Halloween.
Komiya was kidnapped
How are you?
Komiya, what a shame
No, I don't want to
What?
You should paint it.
How can you do that, Komiya?
I'm the "behind the needle" in Shibuya.
I didn't paint it at all.
I thought you didn't paint it.
Komiya came up to me and asked me if I could take a picture of it.
I said yes.
She said, "Wow, your teeth are dirty."
I thought you didn't paint it at all.
I think you really have dirty teeth.
No, my teeth are dirty.
You said you didn't paint it at all.
Komiya said, "Your teeth are dirty."
How about you, Kosiba?
Did you have fun?
I had a lot of fun.
But Komiya kept saying, "It's because you're a cosplayer of Komiya."
I'm not Komiya anymore.
She kept saying what she didn't like.
Komiya is a zombie, so she can't be noticed.
Komiya's teeth are distorted, so she can be noticed.
I was wearing a blonde teacher's costume.
Huh? Isn't that Tsuyoshi Muro?
It's the saddest.
There's Tomiya and Tsuyoshi Muro.
From now on, it's me.
Other guests are also cosplaying for Halloween.
Yukipoyo, here's the photo.
What's this? "Sailor Moon"?
Sailor Moon.
I put a lot of effort into Halloween every year.
This is a cosplay from three years ago.
I walked around Shibuya in a Sailor Moon cosplay that almost looks like underwear.
I took a picture of it and it was published in a magazine.
But my face was blurred and used as a door.
An article about Sailor Moon in Shibuya was written about me.
I was beaten up.
On the contrary, you were taught.
Other guests are also cosplaying for AKB.
Here's the photo.
For AKB, when it's Halloween season,
they do costumes for Halloween and release Halloween limited photos every year.
I brought the real thing today.
Is it cheap?
Are you advertising this now?
Product sales.
So you're doing a cooking show.
Here's the photo.
Wow.
I was invited to a PR stage by JRA.
I played a jockey who was attacked by zombies.
Sorry, I don't know the story.
What about you, Tsuchida? Do you celebrate Halloween?
Of course I don't.
But there used to be a dragon and soldier meeting.
What?
Is it gone?
No, it's gone.
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
No one comes.
It was popular a few years ago, so I said I would celebrate Halloween.
And I did it.
I have a picture of it.
Here it is.
It didn't become a topic at all.
But I did it only in Nakano.
By the way, does Downtown do Halloween?
No, we don't.
What about you, Hawaii?
We don't do it.
Oh, you don't do it?
I used to do it.
What?
But I was beaten up a little.
A little?
After this, we will cool you down!
Nostalgic Halloween picture!
When I visited my house just before Halloween,
I did a DIY.
I said, "What did you make?"
It's Halloween.
I took a picture of it.
It's just a sticker!
It's just a sticker, but it's not a DIY.
I feel like I have a legacy.
It's just a sticker, but it's not a DIY.
The two of you are also famous for your cosplay.
Could you show us some of your cosplay pictures?
This is Katsukin-chan.
My sister took a picture of me.
You have more eyebrows than cosplay.
She also took a picture of me.
Did she suddenly ask you to take a picture of her?
She took a picture of me.
When she asked me to take a picture of her, I called Reiji Matsumoto and asked him for advice.
What do you think? Quality is important, right?
I like you very much.
You're so shiny.
Shiny?
You're so shiny.
You look like Gertols.
I haven't seen it.
It's open for you.
But I haven't seen the bottom, so it's okay.
Basically, you've seen it.
I've liked it for a long time.
I don't want you to see it, so look at me all the time.
Don't you cosplay?
I'm doing it.
You're doing it.
I wasn't really interested in it, but I did it.
You started it.
Yes, I started it, and everyone is making me do it.
It's expensive and popular, so I was asked to put out a photo book.
In December, it became a cosplay photo book.
Have you done this before?
Yes, me too.
Why?
It's not something you can see after this.
Have you done this before?
Maleficent. Do you know Maleficent?
Me too.
This is for cleaning the toilet and washing machines.
I'm Haruyama, but Tetsuya Takeda-san, what did you lie about?
You're calling me "Maru-chan" in real life, aren't you?
It's "Maru-chan", it's "Maru-chan". I'm a great "Maru-chan".
You're called "Maru-chan" in real life, aren't you?
Yes, I'm called "Maru-chan" in commercials.
Even though I'm not called, I do a lot of rewriting and stuff like that.
So I'd like to hear "Real Maru-chan" in real life.
Takeda-san, how long have you been doing commercials?
It's been 40 years.
40 years?!
Yes, it's been 40 years.
I'm happy you've joined us.
Me too!
Yes, me too.
"Maru-chan", it's been 40 years!
Can I say it in commercial language?
Yes.
Can I say it like that?
Yes, "Maru-chan".
Then I'll say it like this.
Can I say it like this?
Yes.
"Maru-chan"!
He's a little different from usual!
He's a little different!
I'm going to make him change his mind!
"Maru-chan"!
Actually, Ehara Masahiro-san is doing a "Maru- chan" competition on social media.
"Maru-chan"!
This emergency project "Maru-chan" competition will be held!
"Maru-chan"!
Here, we have Ehara Masahiro-san impersonating Takeda- san's "Maru-chan"!
Let me do it.
In "Red Wound" commercial, Takeda Tetsuya-san said "Maru-chan" with a lot of energy.
"Maru-chan"!
Maru-chan, what is "Maru-chan Exhibition"?
Originally, I was doing this with a little fine imitation, and it became a talk that I wanted to say it in the dressing room.
Various entertainers and so on.
So, from the point of trying to see who is the best at "Maru-chan" in the dressing room,
While there were good and bad, they were all interesting.
So, I suddenly took a camera to various talents in the dressing room and said, "Maru-chan, can you do me a favor?"
When I suddenly said it, various things became interesting and I posted it on social media more and more.
Various people are doing it.
Yes, please take a look at it.
Can I have only "Maru-chan"?
"Maru-chan"?
It's sexy.
"Maru-chan"!
Can I have it, Maru-chan?
"Maru-chan"!
Talent's potential is tested in a sudden.
It's interesting to do it in a sudden without practicing or watching it.
I'd like you to do it.
"Maru-chan" in 3, 2, 1.
Excuse me.
3, 2, 1.
"Maru-chan"!
It's normal.
Can you do it in a sudden?
3, 2, 1.
"Maru-chan"!
Let's go with you, Yua.
3, 2, 1.
"Maru-chan"!
You're good today.
Can I have it?
Can you do it?
3, 2, 1.
"Maru-chan"!
It's a blond Maru-chan.
I have an image of blond Maru-chan.
Can you do it like this?
I'd like you to hold it.
When you're in red, you say "match".
There are three generations.
70's and 80's.
And 90's.
Really?
The old ones don't have editing skills.
You say it all by yourself.
Match! Red light! Green light!
You say it all like this.
And 90's are like "match!"
But the new ones only have 0.2 seconds of editing.
It's shorter.
Match! Red light! Green light!
Match!
Go, Ganso!
Yes, I've played match before.
Ganso!
I've heard it live.
I think it's good.
3, 2, 1...
Match!
Alright! Let's start with the last three!
Sorry, but let's start with the match.
3, 2, 1...
Match!
Alright! Let's start with the last three!
Yuki Poyo, what kind of acting do you do?
How do you get along with handsome foreign men?
When I went to America for my first love show last year, I fell in love with a foreign man for the first time.
It was like a love game.
When I did it, I was taken good care of by a foreign man for the first time.
I thought he was totally different from Japanese men.
What do you want him to do for you?
Just like you two, I want to meet handsome foreign men like you.
I'd like some advice.
What kind of men do you want to meet?
First of all, I don't have handsome men around me.
I have good-looking guys around me.
Handsome and good-looking guys are different from us.
Handsome and good-looking guys are general abilities.
But good-looking guys are easy to understand and good- looking guys are hard to find.
Yuki Poyo, what do you want them to do for you?
I don't care about their personalities.
I just want them to have a good time laughing.
I see.
I don't care about their personalities.
I just want them to have a good time laughing.
That's a good example.
Do you have a party or something like that?
Not only parties, but also when my sister has a good looking guy she's been dating for a while and his friend happens to come over.
When that happens, I look at my sister and my eyes go wide open.
So not only parties, but also other things.
Let's have another request from Yuki Poyo to Gano Shimai.
Please show us Gano Shimai's favorite underwear.
I think underwear is essential for a relationship between men and women.
You need underwear to seduce a man.
So please show us Gano Shimai's underwear.
What kind of underwear does she wear?
Basically, she doesn't wear underwear.
You don't wear it?
No, I don't.
That was a good timing.
You don't wear underwear when you're in the middle of a scene like this?
Underwears with a lot of spangles like this have underwears inside.
That's fine, but she doesn't wear underwears.
She doesn't?
She's see-through.
She doesn't wear underwears?
She doesn't wear underwears.
She wears underwears only when it's not too late.
I see.
Is that what men wear?
I think men wear underwears like this.
That's right.
This is a honeymoon bikini.
When you're blown by the wind, it comes out.
Is this for underwears?
It's called a "tuxedo."
It's a "tuxedo."
This is a high-brand bikini called "santan thomas."
So once you wear it, you don't wear it twice.
It depends on the occasion. I'm not like that.
If you wear it only once, you don't have any fun or passion.
So you don't go to the gym?
No, I don't. I enjoy the excitement.
So even if I wear the same thing, I'm like, "Oh, this is it."
By the way, where do you get "canon" in Hochigis?
Oshima prefecture is male.
On October 9th, in Nagasaki's Haustenbos, we saw Inoue Naoya.
A few days ago, we just saw him KO in 70 seconds.
The champion appeared in front of us and we were very surprised.
The champion, who was bringing about one year old child, was walking around the children.
Oh, you are so cute!
What is this? You are the cutest in the world!
He was taking pictures in a nervous state.
He is a champion of footwork when he is walking around children.
I went to the house tennis game in Nagasaki two days later.
Do you take pictures like this?
I guess I'm a parent-child.
When I was one years old, I started walking out of the house and found them very cute.
I took pictures from behind and in front of me.
I took pictures like this.
You were looking at me, weren't you?
Hokkaido is good for nature.
This summer, I went to the beach in Okinawa and saw a sea urchin.
That day, the typhoon was approaching, so the sea was pretty rough.
But I think the sea urchin came to the sea alone.
She was wearing a sexy swimsuit with very little purple and pink clothes.
But because of the typhoon, there weren't many people at the beach.
You like sea urchin very much, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Basically, I often go on a trip alone.
Whenever I want to go, I can't help but go.
Can you stop saying dirty things?
I didn't say it!
About two days ago, I had a day off and I really wanted to go to the beach.
I knew it was going to rain, but I really wanted to go to the beach.
It was very wavy and there were no people at all, but in the morning, I really wanted to go to the beach,
so I sat down and took a bath for about 30 minutes and went to the beach.
After that, I went to the beach for about three hours and then I came back to Tokyo the next morning.
But I also go to Sri Lanka by myself, so it's not that difficult.
That's amazing.
You like it by yourself?
I'm fine by myself. I can do anything by myself.
Can you stop saying dirty things?
Let's watch the VTR first.
Yes, please watch it.
Here it is.
Meguro is a man.
Last year, at Meguro's convenience store, he saw Tetsuya Takeda.
When he saw Takeda, he was happy and watched him for a while.
A couple was asking for an autograph.
However, Takeda is now closed!
However, it's a good story.
He went out of the convenience store without any worries.
Miyazaki Prefecture is a man's home.
Last October, at Okayama Airport, he saw Tetsuya Takeda.
Mr. Kinpachi, I was watching you. Can we take a picture together?
He was asked like that.
However, Takeda didn't even look at the woman's face.
He looked at her coldly and said, "I'm not your friend."
He refused.
He's like an otaku.
He said, "I'm from the Kinpachi generation."
I don't know you!
- That's bad, isn't it? - Yes!
- Well, this time it's different! - It's different!
- It's different? - Yes!
- In Chiba Prefecture, about two months ago, women saw Tetsuya Takeda in Setagaya Park.
- The moment Takeda-san said to a fan, "I love you, Kinpachi-sensei!"
- "It's already over."
- He said that in a weird way.
- At that moment, the Kinpachi-sensei I know died.
- Well...
- There are people who only praise old works, don't they?
- That's true.
- Don't you sometimes hate it?
- From there...
- We've done a lot of things.
- From there, we've done this and that...
- There are people who only say "that", don't they?
- Don't you feel like you're getting angry more and more?
- Also...
- The show is already over.
- If you don't say, "It's already over,"
- It's like you're being kept waiting for the same amount of time.
- You shouldn't cause such trouble.
- It's over!
- There are people who like me in their class.
- I'm doing my best to tell you about my funny side.
- But no one understands me!
- Good luck, me!
- I'm happy!
- Thank you.
Minato Kuapenemu, salaryman, 13 years old, saw Masuda- kun of "News" at Ebisu restaurant in June of this year.
Masuda-kun, who used to be a man of 5 or 6, was eating both fried chicken and grilled ginger at the same time.
He even ate ramen on a plate.
I was attracted by it.
It's good.
It's like a vocabulary book.
Don't you eat a little less for lunch?
It's not like that.
You can eat more.
I don't want to eat more rice. I want more side dishes.
That's what you think, isn't it?
I don't know.
I didn't say that.
It's ramen.
I did eat ramen for a little while.
What?
Don't you eat less?
I ate side dishes and drank a cup of tea.
I thought I could eat more.
Didn't your agency tell you not to eat?
No, they didn't.
My agency has a cafeteria.
All the talents get cards there.
If you press a card, you can eat.
There's a rule that you can eat only side dishes.
It smells like you want to eat.
Let's call Hama-chan.
Yes.
This June 18th,
I saw Hama-chan in the toilet of Hamamatsu parking area.
He is a man of Shizuoka prefecture.
When I was about to enter the toilet,
Hama-chan was washing his hands.
Wow, if I were next to Hama-chan, I might stop peeing.
While I was thinking like that,
Hama-chan came next to me and started peeing.
You were washing your hands just now, weren't you?
When I thought like that,
Hama-chan left without washing his hands.
Isn't it the opposite order?
What do you mean?
Is it too much?
What do you mean?
You were eating something in the car, weren't you?
You were a little sticky, and you were about to go to the bathroom, so you went and washed your hands.
I washed my hands.
With sticky hands.
And you wanted to go to the bathroom, so you went to the bathroom.
I went to the bathroom.
And you went back to the car.
No, no, you're still sticky.
I'm not sticky.
You washed your hands, and you didn't grab anything.
You just grabbed a little.
It's not like...
You don't wash your hands!
Even if you say that, I don't wash my hands.
You don't wash your hands?
I think it's a gamble.
What about big hands?
You wash your hands with big hands, don't you?
I don't wash my hands.
You know "wish, wish, wish", right?
What?
"Wish, wish, wish", right?
You know "wish, wish, wish", right?
So I'm not dirty.
Then isn't it worse for me to say that?
Why?
I don't wash my hands even if I grab something.
But you two's hallway is terrible, isn't it?
No, you just washed your hands, and they're clean.
You just grabbed a little.
"Downtown Deluxe" 25th Anniversary Visual!
Tonight, a version of "Misawa of Hell" will be released!
"We are downtown," you've heard of it, right?
No, no, not "downtown," but "downtown," right?
Huh? 25 years.
"Twenty-five," it's "twenty-five," right?
We've been doing it for 25 years, and you still want to do "deluxe"?
"Downtown Deluxe" official Instagram program
"Kano sisters' photos" and "Mario Kuroban's videos" are on sale!
Look forward to the next episode, too!