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Downtown Deluxe Deluxe Men and Women's Love Battle Shocking Comedy Midarezaki Special
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This is Ando Hiroki for the first appearance!
I'm sorry.
Is there something wrong?
No, there isn't.
Yes.
Well, I'm positive.
Your positive eyes aren't swimming at all.
I haven't seen your hair yet.
You know Kakyan well, don't you?
We've been working together on regular shows together.
What kind of person is she?
She's a pervert.
Well, you'll be separated from her from now on.
No, no.
It's just that I like women a little.
Is that okay?
Is there something you want to say to everyone?
Yes, that's right.
Thank you for joining us today.
I'm sorry.
I've never said "don't say it out loud" like this before.
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That's right.
A man and woman who chose for themselves! Self- praise photo corner!
It's a tough corner, you know.
Self-praise and self-chosen photos.
Ah, I see.
"Yo, I chose this myself!" Like, "Choose it!"
Ah, it's not one of your favorites.
"Yo, I chose this myself!" Like, "Choose it!"
It's worth seeing.
Is that so?
Let's take a look, everyone!
First up is this person!
Wa-jin.
Yes, it's decided.
Self-praise and self-chosen photos!
It's like a goalpost.
No, the photo I chose is this one!
Here we go!
Wow!
Jewelry is good, isn't it?
No, no, no!
Jewelry is cool, isn't it?
No, no, no!
Why?
It's really good.
It's amazing, isn't it?
The reaction is amazing.
Look!
This is good, isn't it?
Look! Why did you choose this?
No, it's like this...
A man with a shadow like this...
Yes...
But...
A mysterious feeling...
When you choose a jewelry poster...
This...
Look!
A rough hairstyle...
Ah...
It's good, isn't it?
I have another one!
Wait, this is embarrassing...
This is embarrassing...
Seriously, this is embarrassing...
I can't do it...
This is embarrassing...
This is not it!
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry about this!
You're an idiot!
You sure are an idiot, like you did just now...
You got married around that time, didn't you?
Ah, I think it was after we got divorced...
It's been a year since we got divorced, so it's weird.
I don't know why, but it's hard for me.
What do you think?
Tomo-kun, humans get stronger by hurting and getting hurt.
Don't come! Don't come!
Metabolist!
Yes!
A photo of you with Ando Hiroki!
The photo I chose is this!
When I went to Tokyo Disneyland for the show "Hanamaru Market",
AD-san took it for me.
Isn't your expression natural?
Isn't it?
I feel like I'm about to be taken away.
I took it without realizing it, so my expression is natural.
If I brag a little more,
it was the first time in my life that I was surrounded by high school girls during the shoot.
I see.
I'm happy about it,
and I think it's a good picture because it's been taken.
How was it at the time? Were you popular?
As I said earlier, I really like girls.
I respect girls.
You really like girls.
So...
What about ugly girls in your band?
There aren't any.
As you said earlier, Saiko-san and Sumida-san.
Just say their names.
I really don't think they're ugly.
There aren't any girls who aren't ugly.
There really aren't any.
Really.
But it's a problem.
It doesn't matter who you look at.
That's right.
But...
You can't walk out of your house.
There are girls like that.
When it's like that, I focus on one person a lot.
I like girls.
If that person is involved with all girls...
I don't think so!
As a punishment, keep quiet for 20 minutes.
Let's go.
The next person!
Shibata-san's picture is...
The picture I chose is this one.
Are you ready to laugh?
Why are you laughing?!
What is this?!
You're not even wearing glasses!
What is this?!
It was my first time doing a commercial without glasses.
Was it a commercial?
Yes, it was.
A commercial?!
Without glasses.
And the producer and client said they wanted me to look beautiful.
At first, the makeup artist put on a lot of makeup.
Not like this! Not like this! Not like this!
It was mostly bare face.
You shaved it off.
Of course, I put on makeup.
I put on eye shadows and other things I don't do.
Let's go to Twitter!
Now, Seiko!
What are your three photos?!
These are the photos I chose!
I can hear "few few" but is the door open?
What's this?
When I was walking on the runway of the Kobe fashion show, a professional make-up artist did my make-up for me for an hour and I took the photos.
It's like a French runway.
You like it too?
Yes, it is.
It's like a woman you want to hug the most.
You don't like it, do you?
I hate it!
Who said it?
Who said it first?
You should do the make-up! You are the one who is talking!
Let's see the next one!
The next photo is...
This is the photo I chose!
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The next one!
The next photo is...
This is the photo I chose!
It's cute.
Cute.
When did you get it?
It's Yoshimoto's...
Can you see it?
It's not cute.
It's not like that!
When did you get it?
It's an event for a few female comedians.
I wore this kind of costume.
I see.
Why is it not cute?
I'm sorry.
I've never laughed like this on TV.
There's something on it.
It looks like a blood clot.
Sumida-san will scold me again.
The third picture is...
The picture I chose is...
It's cute, right?
What is this?
It's a high school student without any make-up.
It's not cute at all.
It's not like I'm popular.
Other girls at school told me about it.
Did you have a boyfriend?
Yes, I had an older boyfriend.
Did you want to be an announcer since you were little?
No, I wasn't sure what I wanted to be when I was little.
And my parents always told me to be a pharmacist.
Because I can't eat a lot.
You like pharmacists, don't you?
Isn't she cute?
But I don't like it when you show it like this.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that, is it?
It's a love corner, isn't it?
The winner is...
Tomochika's charity photo is...
The photo I chose is this one.
I thought it would be like this.
Oh, it's you!
It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you!
You look just like your mother!
No, it's not like that.
When you were in high school?
It's a little like Seiko.
That's right.
But at the time, I was called "Ehime's Miho Nakayama".
Yes, yes, yes.
I did it.
Yes.
I used to do it a lot.
Since you're tall, do it twice a day!
I used to advertise like that.
That's when I did it.
It's kind of sunburned, isn't it?
That's right.
I was in the tennis club.
I used to exercise a lot, so I lost weight.
Were you popular at the time?
Well, you can get active when you lose weight.
So I confessed my love to a boy from a different school in a tennis court.
And he said yes.
That's when I got a boyfriend for the first time and started dating.
And I kissed him while listening to "Power of Love".
The winner is...
The winner of "Jampoke Site" is...
This is the photo I chose!
I'm going to show you how it's done!
You've seen it before, haven't you?!
It's fresh!
No, it's good!
This is when I graduated from theater school and auditioned for a play called "Bungakuza".
Everyone was like, "Matsujun! Matsujun!"
You guys are terrible!
It was amazing!
When I was in the 3rd year of high school, we all danced "Arashi".
We were like, "Wow!"
And as our hair grew longer and longer, we looked like Matsujun.
We did a play at a school festival.
We went to a girls' college.
And we looked like Matsujun!
It was a big hit!
We were like, "Wow!"
And a plastic bottle flew at us!
I hope it's empty, but it's full of stuff!
How about you, Julian?
I'll say it on behalf of everyone.
It's disgusting!
It's not disgusting!
If you say it like that, Jinnai will be embarrassed!
That's right!
Jinnai, how was it?
It's embarrassing!
Stop it!
Cut it out, Takahashi!
Next person!
Takahashi!
Wow, Takahashi, you're amazing!
Who's the next person?
It's me!
I'm going to make a joke.
"Two-legged", "three-legged" is obvious!
Takahashi's enemy is actually a super-thin man!
"Downtown Drags"!
Here we go again!
"Hi-hizer"!
"Hi-viscus"!
Takahashi-deki!
Wow, Takahashi-san, you're amazing!
So, which one is Takahashi-san's photo?
It's this one!
I wonder if it's a bit of a joke...
What kind of photo is this?
It's a photo of him entering college.
Entering college...
But you can't narrow it down to just one photo, can you?
It's a photo from 56 years ago.
56 years ago...
So, when you were in high school, were you really popular?
Well, I guess so...
I think I was the most popular when I was in high school for about three years.
But I was in my second year of high school at the time, so I wasn't popular at all.
I have a bag with me when I go to school...
But it had "sign-on-to" letters in it every day.
Wow...
But everyone would tear it up and say, "What is this?!"
Wow...
Now that I think about it, it's a shame, isn't it?
But after you started working, you must have played around a lot...
Well...
Did you play around that much?
Well, you have to study about society...
Of course!
There are various ways of playing around...
But you must have played around a lot...
I've been dating someone called "A"...
And I've said, "Then I'll send you home," and I've sent her to "C"'s house...
But you weren't popular at all...
No...
But when you were running like that...
"Where are you going?" you asked me...
Wow...
Drive...
Wow...
No, it's not wrong.
Wow...
That's about it.
Of course it is.
It's all about social studies.
Let's go.
Yashiro Akimochi Gacha
3 photos are...
These are my photos of events.
She was beautiful in the past.
She was.
Track Yaro
Is this an action movie? A bus guide?
This is when I was singing in Ginza.
You were singing in Ginza?
Yes, I was singing.
Wow!
On the way to the command center, I didn't know where I was.
When I asked for a photo studio, I was wondering if I could find it.
I went in and showed them my address.
I asked, "How can I get there?"
The photographer there said, "If you let me take a photo of you, I'll tell you where you are."
Because of the exchange conditions?
Yes, he let me take a photo of me.
This is it.
You really took a photo of me?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
You were popular back then, weren't you?
I was popular.
You were popular.
I went to Ginza every day and five or six people chased me around.
You faced all of them?
No, I didn't.
No, you didn't.
Why not?
Why?
No, you didn't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
So, when I finished my application, five or six cars would always stop in front of my store and send me off.
Which one did you ride?
Yes, but they all refused and went home by train.
Wow!
It's true!
You really are a truck driver's admirer.
Well, yes, you're right.
Wow, you're popular, aren't you?
Let's go.
Watanabe Nao Mi Ji Ra Ji San photos are...
These are the photos I chose.
22 years old. I'm still skinny. About 70kg.
When was this photo taken?
This was taken when I was in the girls' team of Iitomo.
After I graduated.
I like hip-hop quite a lot.
I used to style my hair like a b-girl.
At the time, a man who was single asked me if I liked this kind of fluffy hair.
I bought a wig and wore it.
You bought a wig?
Yes. I also bought clothes according to that man.
How cute!
What do you think of this photo?
Well... I like it this time.
It's simple and cute.
You like it?
No, no.
You like it?
I'm very angry.
What's wrong with you?
Is it strange for a man and a woman to be like me?
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Let's ask him if it's strange for a man and a woman to be like me.
Yes, I understand.
First of all...
Is it strange for me to have been away from TV for 3 years for marriage?
Who is it?
It's me.
In the end, it's nothing.
Do you know it?
It's nothing.
You've been away for 3 years.
3 years...
Is it for marriage?
Yes.
I've been playing the role of ugly woman for a long time.
I thought it was a hindrance.
I've been serious about it.
I'm 42 years old now.
You're 42 years old now.
I've never been able to do it.
First of all...
First of all, I want to make a boyfriend, and after that, I want to get married properly, so I'm taking a break.
What have you been doing for the past three years since you weren't on TV?
Well, for now, drinking parties and...
Drinking parties?
Well, you have to make love.
But for now, I've been doing manzai.
Manzai?
For now, I've been doing manzai in the theater.
You've been doing it in the theater.
And I've been taking a break from my TV job for the past three years.
When I'm on TV, people make fun of me, right?
Yes, yes.
And when I'm at a drinking party or a bar,
ordinary men make fun of me in the same way.
I thought it wouldn't work out,
so I'm taking a break from my TV job for now.
But for the past three years since you weren't on TV, you've really...
You've become beautiful.
What are you saying?
All of a sudden?
All of a sudden you're sweating weird.
Are you okay?
But you've been doing it for the past three years,
so you thought it wouldn't work out, right?
No, I've been taking a break for the past three years,
but I realized that ugly characters weren't in the way,
so I'm still doing it.
No, no, no.
I see, I see.
You're not ugly in the first place.
Hey!
Why are you saying that?
Hey! You're not ugly in the first place!
But it's fine, what do you think, Sumida-san?
I think I can do it.
You're not heavy!
You said it with your eyes!
I can do it even if I can't date anyone.
Don't say that!
I'm sorry.
I think there's a reason why you can't do it.
You're really ugly in the first place.
Yes.
If you're not handsome, you don't like it.
You're particular about it.
Sumida-san, you haven't changed your feelings yet?
I haven't denied it.
You can't change your preferences.
I think you all have your own type.
Of course, of course.
It just so happens to be Johnny's type of face.
It's Johnny's, right?
Sumida-kun, don't say that!
Johnny's isn't that rough.
What are you saying?
It's not rough.
Sumida-san and you've been friends for a long time, right?
Yes, we've been friends for a long time.
Sumida-san...
When I moved to Tokyo, I really thought you weren't a woman, but you went to clean up after you moved in with me and your colleagues.
There's no such thing as a woman. I'm also a man, and you're a beautiful woman, so I imagined you wearing some kind of disgusting underwear or something like that, but it's not like that.
What surprised me the most was that you didn't have a tableware.
What?
And you didn't live in Germany, so I asked you if you could make your own food, and you said you had a plate, so I put it under the sink, and when I opened it, there was only one plate that Yokozuna would use for delivery.
I didn't know what I was getting.
That's what surprised me the most. I asked you how you could eat all of this, and you said you could eat it all, so I asked you if you could eat it like this.
What do you think of this, Sumida-san?
To be honest, I'm touched. I'm happy that a terrible ugly woman like me came back.
Well, I'm a little scared of her, but I do eat with a plate like this.
If you look at me like this, you're really ugly.
This is what I'm angry about.
You're really scary.
I'm sorry for you.
Next is this.
I'm married and in the form of a kid. Is this weird? Who is this?
Leo Saito!
Trendy Angel Saito got married and became a kid!
Next is this!
I got married and became a kid! Who is this?
Saito!
Trendy Angel Saito!
Why?
I think you all know about it.
No, I don't know about it.
Really?
I used to use an iPhone X which is the latest model.
I got a weird message from my wife.
My wife was very angry.
It was before we got married.
She told me to apologize to her.
She was very angry.
I told her to forgive me.
You are a good wife.
I told her that I did something wrong.
I told her to forgive me.
You are a good wife.
She asked me what I should do.
I told her to use Rakurakuhon.
Rakurakuhon can be used for LINE.
There is a smaller one which can cut off all functions.
I brought it with me today.
It can't be used for LINE.
What about phones?
It can't be used for LINE and short messages up to 100 characters.
It has GPS too.
Oh, it has GPS!
It can only register up to 10 people.
It can't go higher than that.
If the manager or an employee of Yoshimoto calls me and I miss the call, I can't call them unless I register.
Oh, it's a kids phone.
Of course, it doesn't have a camera.
I also do Instagram.
I bought a digital camera and I'm carrying it around with me.
The gate is this string.
Oh, it's big.
This is a so-called children's phone.
Can you ring it once?
Can I?
When do you use it?
When I'm being attacked, when I'm in danger...
Who are you?
When I'm in a pinch...
I use it.
Really?
It wasn't convenient at first, but I got used to it.
I can't get in touch with girls unless I'm good at it.
I really recommend it.
On the contrary, I don't touch my phone and I have more conversations.
That's right.
I don't have time to touch my phone, so I'm talking all the time.
In that sense, I can get physical contact with girls, so I'm going in a good direction.
Who are you?
It's like your children's phone.
Saito and Shin-chan are newlyweds and cheating is common.
I think it's good to have it.
I see.
There are many people who seem to be cheating.
I'm sorry.
I don't want it!
Even so, I don't want it!
Ah, he's doing it!
You can only do one!
Hey, pay attention!
When you call the manager, you have to do this.
This is very recommended.
When you're in a pinch.
I see, I see. I understand.
Let's go! Next up is this!
I'm lucky with women's armpit flicking.
Is it weird?
Who is it?
Pay attention!
To be honest, he's not even a legend.
Next up is this!
I'm lucky with women's armpit flicking.
Is it weird?
Who is it?
Pay attention!
You're worse than Natsuko!
But you see, it's not a bad thing.
It's not a bad thing, but what do you mean?
I'm very concerned about women's armpit flicking.
Armpit flicking?
Armpit flicking!
With no sleeves?
Yes, with no sleeves and short sleeves.
For example, what kind of situations do you have?
The best situation is when you're at an izakaya and you're ordering sake.
For example, you're ordering beer or water.
When you enter the izakaya...
You have no choice but to order, right?
At that moment, women's armpit flicking...
You're worse than Natsuko!
To be honest, I'm not a legend.
What do you think? Is there anyone you'd like to see?
Aki-chan and Shiba-san are fine.
Shiba-san and Natsuko are fine.
But you two are fine.
I'd like to see you drink beer.
Is there anyone who'd like to drink beer?
I can't see you at all.
I can't see you at all!
I can't see you at all.
If you drink two shots of beer, you'll be fine.
You can drink two shots of beer, right?
You can do it with both hands.
You're saying quite delicate things.
You're a legend.
Is there anyone who'd like to drink beer?
Yes.
Is it fine?
It's perfect.
But I understand. It's a little shocking, right?
Do you understand that, men?
Do you know what it is?
I know.
It's not my armpit, it's behind my knee.
Behind your knee?
Yes.
I talked about it earlier.
There's a video of Sumida-san.
A reproduction video.
At that time, there was a video of Sumida-san with his back up.
At that time, the back of Sumida-san's knee was the best.
Really.
Can you show me now, Sumida-san?
Yes, like this, straight.
It's beautiful.
That's right. Do you understand?
I'm sorry, but I'd like you to look at the result a little bit.
So, I didn't bulge my knees or dent them.
My knees are straight and I can see the result a little bit.
I have 2 or 3 wrinkles. This is perfect.
Well, it's a fake.
The answer is...
Is it weird for me to wear a swimsuit in my room?
Who is it?
It's a woman.
Yes, it's me.
Yes, it is.
At the same time as we got married, we started to live together.
That's right.
It's weird if you don't live together.
It's like you're in love.
So, we had a dream of a newlywed life.
In order to prevent man-nery, we bought swimsuits, nurse's clothes and maid's clothes.
Did you say that?
Yes.
And we wore them in rotation.
No, you said it.
Your husband said it.
He agreed with me and my suggestion.
What?
Yes.
Your husband?
Yes.
Does your husband agree with you?
Yes.
So far, we have presented it with the sponsor you see.
I haven't thought about it.
It's getting normal.
We can wear it together.
I tried it.
You became a pilot.
Yes, I'm a good pilot.
Do you have any other requests?
What else do you like?
Other than that, I like long skirts.
You like long skirts.
Yes.
So, I like "sister".
"Sister"?
How about "sister" for men?
"Sister"?
Hideki-san, do you dress like that at home?
I like it, but...
Hideki-san, what do you like?
I'm sorry, but I'll wear it.
I'm sorry, but do you have a cosplay you like?
Well, I like Jurassic World.
What do you think of people who do that at home?
I think he's just a pervert.
I thought you were asking for it from your husband, but you said it from your girlfriend, so I was surprised.
When did you say that?
What do you think, Naomi?
I think it's really good.
I think it's good to prevent that kind of mannerism.
But if you like it, it's not good.
It's a bit of a problem that you're scared of it now.
What do you think, Yashiro-san?
Pervert.
Do you have a cosplay you like?
I want to dress up like a Yankee.
What's that?
It's a Yankee costume.
It's a special costume, so it's raining and you can't see anything.
Sumida, what do you think of that?
I'm saying it like a pervert, but I like it when people get tired of it.
It's really tough.
He's serious.
When you say something like that, it's like BS.
Next question!
When you drink alcohol, your sexual desire increases.
Am I weird?
Who is it?
Yes, it's me!
Look at the DVD.
Oh, I'm surprised.
Johnny's' Uichi Tsukada has confessed his personality!
Furthermore, the studio is filled with naked photos of female entertainers!
Furthermore, photos of downtown are also released!
What? What is this music?
What? What? What?
What? What?
What?
Here you go, Hyokkori-han!
You're naked!
Next up is...
When you drink alcohol, your sexual desire increases!
Am I weird? Who is it?
Yes, it's me!
It's me!
What's wrong?
Well, I can't help it if it goes up.
That's right, you can't lie about yourself.
It goes up.
It goes up?
Yes.
How much does it go up?
About two beers.
Wow, that's pretty fast.
Seriously?
It goes up right away.
What do you do?
I really can't do anything about it.
At that time, I watched a female idol's DVD...
Oh, I'm surprised.
And...
You watched an idol?
What?
Idol? Idol?
We dance and party together.
It's a dance.
You should definitely try it after dancing!
You can party and dance at the same time.
Dance?
Really?
No, but...
After all, female idols...
They have fun and...
Do you really have such a painful excuse?
Well, but...
In the end, it became a gravure idol dvd.
It's in!
The result is clear!
It's not at all!
You know, ABC is doing it!
You like Kyo-san's stage, don't you?
Me, well...
This girl...
Since elementary school, on stage...
Well...
I didn't know her name at all...
I...
I like her backspin and...
This...
"Goo-pa! Goo-pa!" dancing...
She called me "kiddo-chan" by herself...
"Kiddo-chan"!
And, well...
When I went to see Johnny's stage...
"Ah! Kiddo-chan" came out again!
"Kiddo-chan! Kiddo-chan!" I said...
When I was in middle school...
When I went to see Kouichi-kun's "shock"...
Well, I...
I have loved this girl for many years...
I said "kiddo-chan" and greeted her...
She was so cute all the time...
"Kiddo-chan"! I called her all the time...
But now...
She has become such a weird person...
I don't like it...
My "kiddo-chan" doesn't show off like that...
But...
When you drink alcohol...
I heard you have a habit of drinking alone...
That's right...
When I drink alcohol...
I feel a little better...
But...
I feel like biting people's arms and shoulders...
There are people who have a habit of biting...
That's right...
I don't want to bite someone's hair...
I want to bite someone's hair...
To be honest, I want to bite women too...
Hey! Everyone in the upper row is pulling!
Shoulders, arms, back of the head...
And I saw Sumida-san's knee earlier and I want to bite it...
You want to bite it?!
To be honest, I want to bite women too...
Sumida-san, this is not a joke...
Just once, okay?
Just once...
But when I'm bitten, I like it when people reject me...
Like, "it hurts, stop it"...
I like it like that...
You're a shorty!
The last one is...
When a woman wears glasses...
Is my eroticism weird?
Who is it?!
Shouzou...
Yes!
I think this happens a lot...
For men...
But for me, it's not just regular glasses...
Shouzou, why is your hairstyle weird today?
What's weird about it?
Oh, it's weird?
I hate that hairstyle...
Can I redo my make-up?
Can I?
Yes, you can...
I like short glasses...
The reaction of a woman and glasses...
I don't think it's a mistake...
I like short glasses...
So today, I'm wearing my glasses...
Oh, you're wearing glasses!
But your glasses aren't lame, right? They're different.
- They're not serious. - These are stylish!
- Oh, those... - The ones you wear when you play the guitar.
- You're going to be a singer one day, right? - No, not that!
- What are you wearing? - I'm wearing glasses that look like...
- ...a man's salaryman wears. - What?
- These gaps are what I usually wear. - I see.
- I brought about three of them. - Three of them?!
- Pack them up! Pack them up! - Which one do you like?
- Do you like young people? - Young people, right?
- Young people, right?
- So, are you okay with a salaryman? - Me? Yes!
- Me? - A salaryman, right?
- I'm being called for that reason.
- It's like a pillow salesman, right?
- It's because you're skinny, right? - Wait, wait, wait...
- It's a bit embarrassing. - Oh, that's right!
- Oh, that's right! A salaryman! - Look!
- It's fashionable! - I think this is fine.
- What do you mean? - It's fashionable.
- It's a bit difficult. - No, it's not!
- It's because you're beautiful! - If I wore this, I'd look like an old woman!
- What's wrong with you? - No, it's fine!
- Are you self-confident? - No, I'm not!
He's got energy!
It suits you so well, I'll give it to you.
- Well... - If you give this to Yulian...
- Yulian? - Yodogawa Nagahara-san.
Yulian is...
- Yulian! - Yulian!
It's totally different from what I imagined!
- Really? - Yeah.
Give it back! Give it back!
- Give it back! - Give it back!
Now, below the Twitter...
- The three photos taken by fire... - The photos I chose are...
So it's not cowardly, is it?
Well, after the 1998 Nagano Olympics, I dyed my hair blonde.
At the Nagano Olympics, four people won gold medals in groups.
But I didn't have that frustration, so I chose gold instead.
Ah, I see.
I was suddenly popular.
No, this is cool.
It's "kyu-kyu-kyu-kyu".
It's been almost 20 years.
Pyeongchang Olympics were held in February of this year.
A large number of Japanese people won a total of 13 medals.
Among them...
A legend, Kasai Noriaki, who participated in the eighth Olympics in front of everyone.
In Pyeongchang this time...
A terrible environment in which fear spreads.
The temperature is -15 degrees Celsius!
Anyway, it was cold.
Ah, I see.
But...
It's not over yet, is it?
No, it's not.
It's cold.
Yes, it is.
There are many wind turbines around me.
Is that so?
I was wondering why they built wind turbines in places like this.
I see.
So, there's more. There's more.
Next is Beijing.
Next is Beijing, right?
Yes.
A lot of women did this.
Excuse me.
Who wants to know?
Yes, you!
The third photo is...
Yes, the photo I chose is...
This one!
How old are you?
What is that?
I'm 47!
What is that?!
This is a little sad.
Why did you choose this?
Are you marking this?
No, I'm not.
That's why you're yellow.
Are you stupid?
Shouldn't we praise the cameraman for this?
The cameraman did a good job.
Music, please!
Now, Tsukada!
Your own photo is...
The photo I chose is...
This one!
DREAM BOYS
TABATA
So you're dancing on stage?
Yes, I'm dancing on my own.
"DREAM BOYS" is a boxing stage.
I'm dancing as a boxer.
I'm in my best condition.
You're building up your body.
Yes.
After dancing, I sweat naturally.
How about you, Shibuya-san?
I used to like it more in elementary school.
Let's go!
Twitter first!
Now, your own photo is...
The photo I chose is...
You too?!
Thank you!
What's in it?!
The point is...
It's called "ero-kin" or "fukusha-kin"
In order to show you that...
I took off my pants to the last minute
I thought you might like it
It's you!
No, I'm sorry
It's an off-shot from this year's calendar
It's a calendar?
Yes
But I thought you might like it
So I had to ask you
It's July
You took off your pants to the last minute
To the last minute
It's July, isn't it?
Yes, it is
How do you like it?
I really like this "fukusha-kin"
I want to bite it!
You want to bite it?!
It's July, isn't it?
Yes
But this year...
How about you, Seiko?!
I'm sorry, but I'm not your type at all
It's a calendar, isn't it?
Yes, it's a calendar
Is it July?
I think it's July
I'm planning to release another one next year
So I'm planning to sweat a little next year
Thank you for your hard work
Isn't it June?
What month is it?!
It's not June, it's August!
I'm sorry, I forgot!
Next person!
Yes!
What is your charity photo?!
The photo I chose is...
This one!
It's okay, it's okay
This is when you were in high school!
This is when I finished high school baseball and graduated
I think it's a photo from the day before
You grew out your hair a little
Yes, I grew out my hair a little
I like Fumiya-san
Ah, you mean Keikazu?
Yes
I grew out my eyebrows a little
At the time, I was in the countryside
If you have thin eyebrows, you look cool even if you have thin eyebrows
In this era, you can't show your eyebrows at all
But you have thin eyebrows, so you can't talk to girls
In school rules, especially in baseball, you can't talk to girls
You can't have gravure magazines in the dormitory
But when I was 16, 17, 18, everyone tried to cover me up
But there's nothing like that, and everyone has a baseball sports tool catalog
So, when I was active at the time, I saw Daijiro Oishi, who was very close to me, and I had this delusional dream
Did you know that?
You came out!
No, it's not like that!
I changed my dream and worked hard for it
But you're Daijiro Oishi, aren't you?
Yes
It's true
That's what happened, but now I'm going out into society
I worked hard to become popular
I see
And you met Ichiaki
I met Ichiaki, and we parted ways in 5 years
But what do you think, Chiaki?
Should I say it?
Chiaki, should I say it?
Even now?
Yes, you should say it
Chiaki!
Yes?
I love you!
Metamorphosis!
Kimura Yuichi's third photo is...
The photo I chose is this!
Two years ago, I was told that I was handsome and that I could cut my hair, but I'm glad you took me for who I really am!
Your smile and your kindness, I think you have a little bug under you!
I don't have such feelings for bugs!
I admire you! I want to be someone like you!
I don't know, maybe!
Next person!
What is your own photo?
The photo I chose is this!
But you don't look much different!
What about this one?
This one is from about half a year ago.
It's quite recent.
We took a picture of me in my underwear for a photoshoot.
I do a lot of muscle training and work out my abs.
I took a picture and uploaded it on Instagram and got a lot of likes.
That's cool.
Is that a hesopias?
I see.
Are you doing a hesopias?
I'm doing a hesopias.
Kasaya, what do you think of this picture?
It would be great if you could share it with me.
Rabia is sweet.
I'm not doing a hesopias.
Sumida, what do you think of this picture?
Well, this is what I was hoping for.
What's wrong with you, Sumida?!
You're dropping everything!
You're dropping the air!
I'm sorry.
I'm not doing a hesopias.
What are you saying?!
I'm saying something ugly.
What are you saying?!
Sumida hates you again!
You can't get angry again!
You can't get angry at all!
The next picture is...
Kasumoto Kurikazu's own photo!
This is the picture I chose!
Take it off! I'm going to buy it!
Wow!
That's a good picture!
What is it?!
Since you're an idol...
You're an idol.
The second picture is of you in Hawaii!
Wow!
From now on...
We will send you the pictures provided by the sponsors you see here.
You're amazing!
Really?!
You went home by train...
But you got worried and got drunk on the train...
And they told you not to get on the train!
Is this a pose you took yourself?
Did you do it because you were told to?
No, it's the times that made me do this pose!
Baba Goro, what do you think of it?
It's ugly! I want to put it up in the bathroom!
Next up!
Storyka-san, your charity photo is...
The photo I chose is this one!
It's your photo, right?
What a shame!
That's right!
Isn't it really erotic?
What is it?
It's a photo of me and him going on a hot spring trip on New Year's Day!
That's right! It's a cameraman!
That's right!
I see!
Taking a photo like that is amazing!
That's right! But this is a private room...
And you can't really see what's going on outside...
So instead of taking a photo of the scenery...
They told me to take a photo of me!
This is quite an erotic couple!
And when I posted this on Instagram...
It got a lot of attention!
Did you post it?
Yes!
You can see their butts!
I lifted up my butt and said...
Look, it's a butthole!
A butthole?!
I want to use that phrase!
And last but not least...
Yullian! Your charity photo is...
The photo I chose is this one!
Is there a photo like that?
Thank you!
What is this hot spring delay?
It's hot, isn't it?
You look happy.
You look like a man racing with a rubber band.
What is this? An electric bath?
That's not possible.
What are you talking about?
Am I that?
Actually, I went on a hot spring trip with Tomochika-san.
It's a good photo.
A good photo is a good photo.
It's like a pamphlet.
You want to go to a hot spring, don't you?
You want to go, don't you?
Tomochika-san, do you often go with your juniors?
Yes, we do.
Tomochika-san and I went to a hot spring and took a bath.
We also took a picture of a tea tree.
That picture is also good.
What is it?
Is it something police have?
It's tied up.
Wahshah! Wahshah! Is that it?
Thank you. You also went to a hot spring with Naomi-chan.
We also took a picture of Naomi-chan's feminine side.
Yes.
Please take a look at it.
Thank you.
What the hell is this?
Hey, this hurts. Hey!
What is this?
It's a missing tanuki.
It's a new tanuki.
It's funny.
It's amazing.
It's crazy.
I chose it.
You didn't.
I did.
You didn't?
I thought the two of you wouldn't choose the same one.
I didn't ask.
Someone chose it for me.
The two of you probably won't choose it.
First, look at the video.
Here it is.
This time, who chose the best picture of "downtown" is...
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Yoshimoto Creative Agency, Hiroshi Fujiwara president.
Speaking of President Fujiwara...
For us, the most local...
It's not the end of the year yet, and it's a familiar face for those of you who drink tea.
In charge of "downtown"'s manager...
A person who knows about you two more than anyone else!
Among the many photos the program has collected for President Fujiwara...
He will choose the best one!
First, from Mr. Hamada.
What will you choose?
First of all...
This corner of his eye...
When he's doing his best like this...
I like Mr. Hamada's face.
This is scary.
The face before he's about to throw a cigarette...
I like that kind of face.
Even so...
Mr. Hamada will choose the best photo!
The reason he chose that one is...
It was also on the cover of a magazine...
The kindness he shows when he's in a tough situation...
He has such a nice smile on his face...
It's embarrassing for a man, but he does this...
That kind of satisfaction...
All of Mr. Hamada's cool aspects...
Are shown brilliantly...
I want to see! I want to see!
If that's the case, you can go to the center of 46, right?
I auditioned and got this picture!
President Fujiwara has been waiting for this picture for a long time.
President Fujiwara chose this picture from many pictures.
Let's start with Mr. Hamada.
This is Mr. Hamada's best picture chosen by Mr. Fujiwara.
What is it? It was on the cover.
Isn't it good?
It's cute.
When was it?
How many years ago?
When was it?
It's not that long ago.
5 or 6 years ago.
5 years ago?
I think it's good.
Please look at it.
Who said it?
It's cool.
You said it, didn't you?
I didn't say it.
You said it, didn't you?
Who said it?
You said it, didn't you?
Who said it?
You said it, didn't you?
It's cool.
It's nice.
Next, Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
What picture did you choose? Please look at the VTR.
Next, we will have you choose a picture of Matsumoto-san.
His cool face is cool, too.
This is really cool, too.
Is it this one?
Matsumoto-san's best picture has been decided.
Why did you choose this picture?
It was about 20 years ago.
It's a picture of me when I went to Okinawa for a show.
I posted it, too.
I don't usually show this expression.
I think it's a very precious picture.
In a different sense, I chose it because I thought it was a really cool picture.
Matsumoto-san's best picture is the picture of Matsumoto-san in "46".
It's my picture, too.
Matsumoto-san's picture has been decided.
It's a private picture.
Should we choose this one?
Seriously?
It's a little weird.
But Matsumoto-san's unexpected expression is...
You said you were in Okinawa, right?
I came to Okinawa for work, but this is a picture I took in private.
It's a picture you took in private.
Would you like to see it?
I'm scared.
The visual president has chosen it.
I'm scared.
The visual president has chosen Matsumoto-san's best picture, which is...
I'm scared.
What is this?
That's astounding!
What is this?
That's astonishing!
Matsumoto-san, this is...
Wow!
Matsumoto-san, this is how you dig the soil!
Matsumoto-san, it was dug!
Yes, it was.
It's like a building!
What is this?
Why is this here?
No wonder Fujiora-san said that naive laughter is good.
Naive laughter is okay.
That's right. Fujiura-san chose it.
Do you remember this picture?
No, I don't.
It's thin and amazing.
We have one more precious picture.
At that time, there were pictures of Kimura-san and Itao-san at Okinawa location.
Please take a look at it.
Kimura-san...
It's rare for Kimura-san to be so excited like that.
I can't judge that.
It's like a Japanese movie.
It's thin, isn't it?
It was about 20 years ago.
Let's compare it with this picture.
It's this one!
It's a monster!
What happened?
Japanese soldiers at that time...
He survived and became like this.
What kind of corner is this?
He is like a brother.
I don't know what kind of corner is this.
This happened in a meeting.
Everyone, I would like to turn the cameras around.
There are four people today.
Are you still here?
It seems that they have their own habits.
Today, we have a psychologist, Dr. Amon Nijijiko, with us in the studio.
Let's talk about various things.
Thank you, Dr. Nijijiko.
Thank you.
Is this written badly or is it coming out of Dr. Nijijiko?
Are you staying overnight, Dr. Nijijiko?
Yes.
Are you staying overnight?
Yes.
Are you staying overnight?
I have never stayed overnight.
Can I go home?
Which hotel do you stay at?
Kokusai Street...
Don't say it!
Let's go.
First of all, this person!
Orendi Angel Saito!
VTR, please!
Thank you.
I saw you last time.
You were riding a G-Dragon when you got off.
It's easier to say.
Yes, it is.
Saito is shooting a lot of sauce.
Are you in Okinawa?
Yes, I am.
Turn up the volume.
Yes, I am.
It's wide enough for you to dance.
Yes, it is.
He said 127 times in one hour.
Is it?
You weren't aware of it, were you?
I wasn't aware of it at all.
Unconsciously.
But I often forget to say it.
When I say "sauce" or "sauce", I usually don't say it.
It's like that.
Let's ask Amon Nijiko sensei about it.
Sensei, please.
When you say "sauce" or "sauce" many times,
it means you say "two steps ahead" or "three steps ahead".
In that sense, you may think you are smart.
But if you think you are the only one who is ahead of others,
and you realize that there is no one around you who understands you,
you should be careful.
I see.
Yes, it feels like you're saying it with the feeling of "I know, I know."
"Ah, that's your English," "You know it like this, right?" Like that...
You say "ditch it"
Yes, yes, yes, that's right.
Is it easy to "shave" people like this?
No, "shave"
shave
It's not "shave"
Eh?
Why?
You're still bald, right?
You're still bald?
You're bald?
No, it's not!
Don't call me "bald" when you're smart!
You're not a teacher!
But I don't have a position in Kage.
It's the same.
Guitarist!
Sanogaku!
PTR, go ahead!
So...
Yes, yes.
I'm sure you have more knowledge than I do.
Yes, that's right.
I'm so sorry.
I feel like I'm not related to anyone.
That's true.
Sanogaku gets caught in the middle of a conversation.
Yes, that's right.
I've had dinner.
I have a speech.
I'm thinking about what I should do.
You're so cool.
I'm thinking about changing the speed of the guitar.
I'm thinking about what I should say.
I didn't know you had this voice.
I didn't know.
You were unconscious.
I was unconscious.
I didn't know you had this voice.
What is it?
Teacher!
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
Yes.
This gesture is...
Yes.
It's like you want to appeal yourself more.
Yes.
You want to sell yourself more.
You're impatient.
At this time, Sano-san is trying to calm herself down by breathing strongly.
This kind of person is difficult to deal with.
At the same time, they often fail in two or three things.
It is important to be careful in everything you do.
How do you feel now, Sano-kun?
Certainly, I felt like I had to sell myself.
I was quite nervous at that time.
If you were wrong, you shouldn't have said you were wrong.
No, I think you're right.
I should have done one or two things at the same time, but I couldn't do two or three things at the same time.
What are you nodding for?
Is there a way to improve it?
Yes, there is a way to improve it.
Yes, it is...
It is...
Yes, it is...
It is...
Let's see the next person!
Yashiro!
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I've seen him before, but he's handsome, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You know him, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Have you seen him on TV?
Yes, I've seen him on TV.
During their conversation, Yashiro Aki keeps digging into Yin's English pronunciation.
When he came in there, along with his manager,
he said something in his head.
Um...
I bought whiskey, right?
Somehow, like...
I don't like...
What? What?
She was doing it on purpose!
What do you mean?
She was doing it on purpose!
What? Not at all!
Unconsciously?
Unconsciously!
Maybe she was talking in English?
Not at all!
Maybe it's because she's singing jazz?
Maybe it is...
Maybe it's because she's singing jazz?
The last one is this person!
Alright, Tsukada!
Here you go!
I came in...
And I was in a scene called "Dreamboys".
And Kamenashi-kun died.
Oh, I see.
Kamenashi-kun died.
And there was a scene where he took off his clothes.
Oh, I see.
Is it that bad?
Excuse me for a moment.
Oh, of course!
Tsukada didn't ask for it, but he took off his clothes.
What part of you do you have?
I'm trying to train my pectoralis major.
I'm conscious of it.
Wow, that's amazing.
You don't look like that at all.
Wow, that's true.
I don't like it at all!
In terms of parts, I have a firm lower body.
That's amazing!
You don't ask for it, but you take off your clothes!
After all, when explaining, you want to look at it and explain it.
I see.
Sensei!
Yes?
Isn't this such a behavior?
Yes, well, this is obviously Tsukada-san's spirit of service.
Well, that's right.
However, taking off your clothes and wearing only one pair of pants is still an excessive service.
It's excessive.
Tsukada-san tries too hard to please the person in front of him, and on the contrary, he is attracted to him.
When he realizes it, it means that he has become worn out.
That's right.
From now on, even if you are a service person, anything is an opinion, but it can be said to be the secret of success.
Ah, I see.
I understand.
Wait a minute!
Um, today, not only guests, but also "downtown" and both of you!
Oh!
Thank you!
You too!
Yes!
We already had it before.
The VTR of what was actually done, the staff members checked it so much and it was amazing.
But it's gone now.
Ah, it was a live performance.
Oh, really?
It was said that it was fixed.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Well, let's go.
First of all, it's from this person!
But it's continuing, isn't it?
Please watch it.
In the opening title, for some reason, Mr. Asada says "good evening" in a volume that the audience can't hear for some reason.
Please watch it.
Good evening
It's true, but...
Good evening
But I don't have this image.
Good evening
I've heard of it, too.
Mr. Asada, please.
This is a kind of ritual to relax yourself who suddenly appeared in the applause and applause.
For relaxation.
Because it's for relaxation, "good evening" is the most suitable everyday word.
If you think about it like this, Mr. Asada still has a delicate part that makes him nervous in front of the audience even though he has a long career.
You're right!
I'm right, but I'm not nervous.
I don't like it when Mr. Asada gets nervous.
Mr. Asada's nervousness is...
I don't like it when Mr. Asada gets nervous.
But you say it over and over again.
You say it almost all the time.
It's because Mr. Asada is nervous.
It's embarrassing.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Next, Mr. Matsumoto.
Do you think it will come out later?
Yes.
Do you think it will come out later?
Yes.
First of all, did you say this story for the first time?
That's right. I wanted a little stimulation.
It's when the new version of "Location" went well.
Next, Mr. Matsumoto.
Please fix your dark eyes.
In fact, there is one more expression.
Yes, I'm doing it.
It's like you're having fun at work.
What is it?
It looks like a board, but it's not a microscope.
It's amazing.
It may have been written properly yesterday because of Michael Miller.
Finally, "Don't Touch Me Again" has been released.
I'm completely unconscious.
What is it?
Recently?
Recently.
Has it been released recently?
Do you have an image of doing it?
Yes.
I think I'm touching something around here.
Putting your finger on your eyelid is a psychological gesture when you think.
And you can see it in the video.
Mr. Matsumoto is trying to hide his mouth with his palms.
Mr. Matsumoto is having a crazy idea about the guest in the recording.
The guest is Mr. Matsumoto's...
It's a warning if you do a hand pose.
You know what? I think I need a business card.
Today's "Ikari-tain Bakan" is over!
Let's look at the order from below.
7th place is Kim.
What is he doing? He is his own mother.
6th place is Kubota.
He is a foolish and old-fashioned ruler.
5th place is Naomi.
She is strict, but she tries to speak like a city legend.
4th place is Stand.
She is like Wada Akiko who doesn't like summer.
3rd place is Amazon.
She is meaningless and annoying.
2nd place is Tomochika.
She is a model of a music store.
1st place is Jinnai.
She is used in an annoying article on the internet.
2nd place is Kim.
There was a couple in the waiting room of the Shinkansen.
The husband is working hard to raise his child, but his wife doesn't know it.
And when he went to buy coffee, he bought only his share.
I can't believe it!
It's like a Starbucks in the waiting room of Shinagawa Station.
It's like a little rich guy in his 30s.
His wife is dressed up like Kano Mika.
His husband is wearing a jacket, but his hair is messy and sweaty.
He is carrying his child with a carry bag.
He is a little heavy and sweaty.
His wife went to buy a Starbucks and came back.
He took only one and turned around.
His wife looked at him and said, "It's like a punishment game."
Are you punishing your own son?
Your son is punished by you.
It's like a punishment game for the husband who is sweating and carrying his child.
I can't believe it!
It's like a punishment game for the husband who is carrying his child.
Are you punishing your own son?
When I went to Okinawa for a competition, I was late due to traffic regulations.
I apologized as soon as I arrived, but the manager of my city said, 'If you do this, you'll lose more customers.'
Why do you have to say that?
Well, I'm sorry, but it's painful to be sent from your city at this age, isn't it?
It's a way of getting angry that doesn't suit you, but you were late due to traffic regulations.
Anyway, you went to Okinawa.
Yes!
Stop it!
You said a lot of people would come, and even employees were selling tickets.
Everyone is doing their best.
If you're late like this, you'll be in front of the machine and you won't be able to get it.
If you do this, you'll only lose.
Why can't you come 15 or 30 minutes earlier?
Stop it!
You're about six years younger than me.
But you're trying to endure it.
We're working hard, and even employees are selling tickets.
Even comedians are going out and saying that people will come.
Please don't do such a shameless thing.
Betraying customers is a serious crime.
It's my turn. I have to go.
"Please go." I said.
"You're going like this?" I thought.
"Yes, thank you!" I said.
Two customers.
Sorry, but we don't have any.
Two customers.
Sorry, but we don't have any.
If you get angry like that, I'll get angry.
What kind of way of getting angry is that?
It's a way of shouting.
I'll never accept that!
Even if it's a small incident,
There's definitely something behind this
Whatever it is, it's a secret organization
Or state secret
It's like urban legends
I can't stand men like you! I want you to stop!
Yeah, there might be some
I like that too, but
You know how people say "freemason"
With a triangle mark
I eat dinner with men who try to get involved with freemason
And if there's a triangle mark in a shop's wall
Aren't there too many triangles?
Are you okay?
No, no
Whatever it is
And sometimes birds fly in the air
That's dangerous
Do you want to run?
Run and run away?
That's too much!
Even if it's a small incident,
Even if it's freemason
It's hard to get involved with urban legends
I see
Let's go
4th band!
Akko-san has been on live broadcast for 16 years
And has become a big hit
One special edition, his junior Azumiya-na
Blew air into Akko-san's ear
And Akko-san's reaction was really good
So I also blew air into it
And at that moment, I got a strong ping!
Why only me?
This is a special edition of our 35th anniversary of our debut.
Atsumi-kun and I hosted it.
There were videos of many people wishing us happy birthday.
We received them and went to the studio.
Tamori-san wished us happy birthday.
But Akko-san said, "If you hit your ear, you'll become a woman."
We received it in the studio.
And then, Atsumi-san blew it out of the studio.
The room was like, "What are you doing?!"
And we just hit and blew it out of the studio.
There was an ear here, so we thought we had to do it.
There's also a part where you go, "Kiii!"
So we blew it out of the studio.
And then, BANG! It hit the piano!
It was like a reflection!
Maybe it's what Akko-san was thinking.
It was like a reflection.
It hit the piano and hit my ear.
Kiii!
So we thought, "Why only me?"
But afterwards, he apologized and apologized for us.
That's all.
When I was punching him, I was like "where is his weak point?"
Don't say that!
And when I got closer, he said "my back hurts"
So I punched his back hard
And then, "don't turn around, back kick!"
Back kick!
I saw it for a week!
I saw everything double!
I didn't see it at all!
That's amazing!
Like a buffalo's tail!
I chased the sun!
That's the best!
Now, ladies and gentlemen!
If you want to get a human dog,
you have a lot of reservations in the city and you have to wait for a month.
If you decide to get a human dog in Chiba Prefecture,
you have to deliver it in advance, not on the day of.
How do you deliver it?
That's right!
Human dogs are popular in the city,
so if it's in Chiba Prefecture,
you have to come back in a week or so.
But in order to get all the tests done as soon as possible,
you have to send the dog first,
so you have to send it back!
That's what I was told,
but recently, it's not a dog,
it's like a spoilet,
it's something you can do easily,
but you have to send it by mail!
But you know, I'm a woman's voice,
so I don't want to send it by mail to Sagawa-san and other people.
I shouldn't have written it, right?
Yes, you shouldn't have written it.
But you don't want people to think you're going to send it by mail, right?
The other party, right?
The other party.
But the receptionist also said, "Make sure you write down the name of the person who sent it."
But it was embarrassing, so I just wrote "Zakka."
It's not "Zakka."
DOWNTOWN DELUXE KEYS.
It's close to second place!
When I'm called to a fashion show, the temperature of the dressing room is unusually high.
I don't know if it's because all young models are thin and cold, but we female entertainers are too hot. Do something about it!
That's right.
When I work with models and thin entertainers,
I don't know if it's because of their body temperature, but the dressing room and the air conditioner are all set at 27 or 28 degrees.
It's so hot that you can't control it even if you want to get out of the room.
But you have no choice but to take it off, right?
But it's underwear underneath, and you can't take it off anymore.
When I saw a model, she said it was still cold and put on a leg warmer or a cardigan.
She didn't take off her underwear.
She didn't take off her underwear, but she took it off.
If it's cold, do it like this.
She does it and she's shaking.
I think these girls don't mix up with air conditioners.
I see.
When you get on the bus, there are a lot of drivers and directors.
They set it up about 22 degrees because it's hot.
We're very comfortable, so we feel good.
When I saw the model, she was shaking.
I thought, "Look where you're going."
I thought it was the other way around.
Usually, they ask me, "Isn't it cold?"
I'm not cold at all.
They're trying to make me say, "Please raise the temperature."
So I say, "No, it's just right."
In that case, you say it yourself.
I know.
That's why I record like this.
It's hot, so I say, "Please lower the air conditioner."
But the actress says, "Please raise it."
It's like a war.
Even when I'm doing my own radio show, the booth is basically 18 degrees.
It's perfect for me, but since all of the guests are cold, please bring down jackets with you every time.
While everyone is going down...
The first one is definitely...
I'm really mad about the internet news.
Cut out only a part of the show and write it down as if it were everything and give misunderstanding to everyone.
Write it properly!
That's right!
I think everyone has this, right?
When I broadcast a show, it becomes an article on the internet and when I read "oh yeah" on the internet, the meaning changes completely.
When I worked with Sassy, when Sassy saw my poster in the city, it was modified a lot and I thought it was a beautiful word.
When Sassy showed me her childhood picture, it was really cute.
I thought it was good and said "this must have been modified too", right?
The studio was pretty excited.
That became an article on the internet the next day and when I looked at it on the internet, Jinnai who saw my childhood picture said "this must have been modified too" and added an extra "cha cha"
He added an extra "cha cha"
That's right, that's right.
Jinnai who saw my childhood picture added an extra "cha cha"
That's right, that's right.
If you don't watch the show, you won't see it.
Jinnai added an extra "cha cha"
That's right, that's right.
Last time, when I was on "Downtown Deluxe" last time, in the men's fashion corner, everyone presented what they didn't need and I presented Dior's gold sneakers and there was a thunder too.
Manabu-kun, the boy with the beard, suddenly said "is that your ex-wife's?"
I said "no, no, it's not".
It's not?
"I don't know, I don't really know".
He suddenly said "no, this has nothing to do with it".
I said "it's your ex-wife's, right?" and he said "no, I didn't receive it at all".
It was like hell.
When I helped the "downcomer" and looked at him, he was looking at me like I was dead.
I'm dead!
I was like "what should I do with this atmosphere?" and "what should I do with this atmosphere?"
I was trying to say something with thunder and somehow, somehow, somehow, somehow.
I had no idea what I was saying because there was a strong internet connection and Jinnai and Motoyomi and Ijira couldn't make me laugh at all.
What is this?
Is it possible?
It's not funny, it's a thunderbolt!
I remember what happened back then, but it was really slippery!
Stop it!
Cut it out!
But Jin and Motoyomi and Otairo were there, right?
Yes, that's right.
Before that, on the Shinkansen...
By chance?
By chance, and they were right next to me.
Right next to me, through a passage...
It was me, through a passage and my wife.
I noticed it too.
My wife noticed it too, but I didn't know what I was saying.
Anyway, I didn't want to say anything while reading the book.
I think I was the first one to look at the tickets.
And when I looked this way, I was like...
What really happened?
This is also fate...
Life...
Tesserassera!
Next week's "Downtown Deluxe" is a gathering of celebrities' wives!
I was wondering what you were up to on Amazon.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Hit it against the floor.
The husband's dissatisfaction explodes!
And more!
Did you kiss?
We didn't kiss.
They keep explaining without thinking!
And next week, the wives get angry!
What's going on?!
What are you laughing about?!
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