AISubs v3.8.3
Teletubbies.
All right, Arios, we're back at it again.
Why aren't you moving?
It's summer vacation.
Summer vacation?
It's starting, it's starting!
Arios, it's starting!
You're not doing well at all.
Can you walk for a bit?
Sorry, sorry.
Summer vacation is over, you know.
It's not a joke.
Wait a second.
What?
Wait a second.
You can't do the parking fee.
No, no.
Why is it 12 minutes and 550 yen?
12 minutes and 550 yen?
It's the location.
I can't even calculate it.
We're in Ginza.
We have to do it.
Today's guests are Yagi and Rib.
Thank you for having us.
Wait, what?
Rib, what's up?
What's up?
I'm sorry. I almost got killed in Tokyo.
Poor you.
You're completely destroyed.
You almost got killed in Tokyo.
I wanted some green.
Can you walk for me?
What?
What happened?
I ate noodles in oil in the morning.
I don't know!
Are you stupid?
You ate noodles in oil in the morning?
My wife made it for me.
I don't know! Who makes noodles in oil in the morning?
That's not funny.
Yes, he's a time junkie.
Today, we're in Higashi Ginza.
And we're near a restaurant
that serves high quality, but only 1,000 yen worth of halami steak.
Really?
That looks delicious.
Is it a special treat?
Is it?
You're a bit late.
It's been a while since we last saw it.
I didn't see it, but I'm sure you did.
Everyone is so hot that they're all calm.
Please.
I'm so curious.
Even though it's Ginza?
Yes, it's 1,000 yen.
Even though it's Ginza, it's 1,000 yen?
I know, when you say Ginza, you have the image of high class.
That's right.
You can't stop there and go eat there, right?
You don't know what I mean.
The parking lot is more expensive.
It's really expensive.
This is Gyuan.
It smells good.
It smells so good.
It looks like a good restaurant.
It's a great restaurant.
It's expensive.
It's a high-end restaurant.
It's a famous restaurant.
It's 100 yen per person.
You can eat for 100 yen.
That's pretty cheap.
You're kidding me.
I'm not kidding you.
It's really cheap.
Look, it's a hamburger for 1,000 yen.
Isn't it amazing?
You can get a halami steak for 1,000 yen.
I want to go someday.
Now is the time.
Go now.
Now is the time.
I'm hungry.
Now is the time.
That's great.
I knew you'd say that.
Gyu, which has a history of more than 30 years in Ginza,
is a harami steak that you can get for 1,000 yen even though it's in Ginza.
It's cool.
Did you have a summer vacation, Tanaka?
I went to the same Arius's summer vacation.
It was open for about a full day on the last day.
So I rode my bicycle to Hawaii.
I borrowed it.
It only took me 30 minutes and 800 yen.
It's not a road bike.
I want to run so much.
I don't know.
Did you have summer vacation?
I don't have summer vacation yet.
You are young and you are still cheeky.
You are like a thorn.
You are working.
But you are young and not a comedian.
Here it is.
It sounds good.
Thank you very much.
Wow, it looks delicious.
It sounds great.
Is it this big ?
Wow, it's big.
Yes, it is.
With soy sauce.
It's a good color.
Should I wait for the food?
The food is coming.
Coffee is coming.
It's a high quality coffee.
Wow, you're eating it.
Thank you for putting it on.
Soy sauce is good.
It's like home-made steak.
I'll put soy sauce on it.
Can you eat it?
I'm looking forward to it.
I know.
Wasabi will definitely go well with it.
It's very delicious.
It's really delicious!
It's extremely delicious!
It's like a restaurant's harami that's said to be delicious!
One of their famous ones.
This is soft!
It's really delicious.
It's delicious.
This is 1800 yen and this is cheap.
It's the harami of a famous restaurant in Sapporo.
It's very soft.
For men.
Danaca is for men again.
Men come to the main shop.
My wife watches this show like a food bank.
Really?
She says, we should go there because it's close.
She's cute.
I ate a clam.
It's good.
The one with good clam is the real one.
It's good.
This is good.
I ate a clam.
You eat a lot of meat too.
I eat a lot of meat.
It's been a while since you appeared in a show.
That's right.
It's been about a year.
It was really lonely.
Did you play Switch 2, which is popular now?
It was sold in a big camera in Odaiba's Aqua City.
What? It was sold there?
It was small and it said,
-"New car, coming in." I asked if it was true and called the staff.
They said, -"Do you really have one?" I said, -"Yes, we do."
You sold it?
It said the conditions and if you like it, I said,
-"Please register." I said it. -"Wow."
Yeah.
There were about seven people in a line, so I thought it might be possible.
But all the foreigners were buying water and stuff.
A water line.
Nobody bought anything, so I think anyone bought it that day.
-"Wow, you're lucky." -"You're smart."
-"You had the timing." -"I had the timing, so I bought it."
-"The one with Mario Kart?" -"Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one.
-"I bought it." -"Wow, you're good at it."
-"I am." -"That's nice."
The exclusive software for Switch 2, Donkey Kong Bananza, is going to be played for the first time today!
This is...
You mean Diana Extra Bananza?
No.
She doesn't know you at all.
Anyone else?
Yes!
What?
You're a member of Alioc!
I downloaded it and played it.
Wow.
Really?
It's from the Famicom, right?
The one that spins you around?
The one where you climb up?
No!
Bananza is a 3D action game where Donkey Kong and a human girl go underground and aim for the center of the planet where any wish comes true.
This time, we'll play the game's opening. We'll relay these 6 missions and aim for a clear!
In addition...
For every clear, we'll give you this!
What?
What's this?
This is Donkey Kong's favorite banana.
But it's not just any banana.
It's 20 degrees or higher.
As it's pesticide-free, you can even eat its skin.
It costs about 2,500 yen per banana.
One banana?
That's right, one banana.
Let's take it home.
No, eat it. Eat it!
What are you doing enjoying it at home?
I'll have banana juice.
No, no, no, eat it first!
You have to eat a few of them first!
Banana juice.
So, who will be the first player?
Of course it's Nibu!
Me!
Nibu-chan!
Can I say something?
It's my first time playing Donkey Kong.
All of it?
Yes!
All of it?
Yes!
Maybe it's because of the generation.
I see!
Nibuchan, who is experiencing the Donkey Kong series for the first time, aims to clear mission one.
Go!
Pie punch!
Go!
Wow!
Where is it?
Who is it?
No way!
Donkey Kong!
It's here!
Yeah!
It's sniffing.
Donkey has sniffed the banana.
Huh?
Go!
A lot of bananas
Oh no
Yes, the biggest feature of this game is...
its overwhelming power that destroys everything.
You don't need difficult controls...
you just have to press buttons and destroy walls.
Wow!
This is fun! What is this?
Wow!
This feels good!
Is this a button?
OK?
Oh, DK!
It's not OK, it's DK!
A Kansai dialect tourist.
I found a banana.
Are you speaking Kansai dialect?
I want you to speak properly.
I have to read this for my children.
That's fine.
You have to translate it.
To move forward,
they look for the second banana.
It's not a banana.
You can't break anything.
You can do anything.
I will break everything.
It's like a wall.
There's a banana.
It's amazing.
It feels good.
Where is it?
There it is!
It's a banana.
Is it big?
Break it.
It's hard.
We found it at the convenience store.
If you collect bananas in certain numbers,
you can increase your stamina and increase your destructive power.
you can upgrade Donkey Kong's abilities as you like.
And where are we going next?
Huh?
Down.
Is this down?
Down, B.
Wow!
Wow, amazing!
We're diving.
Interesting.
What is this place?
Wow!
There's something here.
There might be something.
What is it?
Are we going up?
I see.
No, look.
Long press, long press.
In the air, B.
B.
Wow!
Amazing!
A rainbow?
I found a diamond!
Checkpoint!
Don't hit it too much!
I did!
And...
I see a banana!
Look!
It's in there!
It's in here!
It's in there!
I did it!
Amazing!
Donkey Kong is amazing, isn't it?
Donkey Kong is so exciting!
It's amazing.
What's this?
Watch out! Watch out!
Someone's chasing me!
It's the first time an enemy...
is showing up.
What's this? Are there enemies?
I pushed him away.
There was a chatterbox.
You saved me, DK.
A monster!
It's a banana!
It's a banana.
Go! What's that?
What is it? It's really amazing.
It's really amazing!
Banana!
Oppa!
What is it?
What's with this face?
Huh?
Oh no!
The helmet...
Huh?
What's going on?
Did we just hit something bad?
What's going on?
Oh no!
A lot of bananas!
We're done for!
This is bad!
A mysterious organization suddenly throws a big tornado.
Hey!
And with Donkey Kong's thorn...
What's this?
What will Donkey Kong face in the future is...
It's embarrassing.
For now, the first rule is clear!
Is it clear?
Is it?
If there's a story up to this point, it's clear.
So, we'll give you a high-quality banana!
Thank you!
I like it!
Then, it's time for the reward banana.
One banana for 2,500 yen.
How will it taste?
It smells good. I'll eat it.
It's very sweet.
It's 2,500 yen.
Wait a minute. I'm nervous.
It's expensive.
It's 1,500 yen.
It's more expensive than the steak we ate earlier.
That's right.
I'll eat it.
How is it?
It's sweet!
Really?
It's very sweet.
What is this?
It's sweeter than a honey bucket.
This is too sweet.
Who's next?
I'm too lazy, so let's go with Tanaka.
Stop saying you're too lazy!
Tanaka challenges mission 2.
What is this mysterious rock?
Huh? It's high up.
Can we jump?
It's okay, it's Donkey Kong.
I don't know what it is.
It's higher than I thought.
And then...
What is it?
Wait, is it the boss?
There's something.
Stop it.
It looks like the one before.
What is it?
Is it okay for me to say it?
I'll say it with ZR.
I'll say it.
Don't say it in front of everyone.
He'll say it for now.
Go!
It's coming!
It's written on his face.
Will it eat it?
Oh, no!
[PH] It won't forgive you!
But it ran away, afraid of Donkey Kong.
It's chasing it.
It went further back.
This is bad.
He let it go.
It's chasing it further back.
It's chasing it.
Hey, Tanaka!
I'll chase it.
I'll never let it go.
It's not doing anything bad, though.
Oh, there are a lot of them!
Look!
Monsters?
Beat it!
Don't run away!
[PH] Beat it!
[PH] Okay!
I'm scared.
She's scared.
Did you make a mistake?
I think you made a mistake.
She didn't mean it like that.
Then Donkey Kong is in trouble.
Oh, whistling.
Can you whistle?
What is this?
What's going on?
What happens if you whistle?
Oh, that's a rhythm.
She's dancing with a fun rhythm.
She's cute.
You're a friend of mine.
I saved you.
[PH] You...
What?
You're my friend now?
You're my friend.
You have a friend?
Yes.
You can choose me.
Can I call you by your name?
Yes.
You can't call me by my name.
The mysterious Iwan joins the journey.
I'm glad you said,
Then, a new ability...
Let's sing together.
Let's go.
It shows us where we're going.
I see.
So we have to go this way.
And this whistle...
We'll go up.
With the whistle?
We'll go up.
We can go in.
We can go in!
We can go in and go up!
Yes!
Awesome!
We did it!
Wow, you're good at picking up things.
I don't pick up anything.
Yeah, you don't.
I don't pick up anything.
You're right, you're right.
This gold can be used to progress a story and you can also purchase items to help.
Like you, Seru is paying in cash.
When you're in trouble...
Don't hit me too much, you two.
No, no.
This is the principal's order.
I'm going to Cream Eggs.
What is this?
You are being attacked.
You are cheating.
You have to hit it.
You're going to break those two.
It's obviously dangerous.
Go, go, go.
You have to go at this timing.
Go, go, go.
Go up.
Go up there.
You can't go up there.
This is dangerous.
Jump, jump, jump.
Is Tanaka, who has little physical strength, okay?
Go up.
Watch out, watch out.
Go up.
This is like a drill.
It's a drill.
It's a drill, it's a drill.
It's hot.
Watch out, watch out.
Go up, go up, go up.
Watch out.
That was close.
Nice.
Okay, okay.
I want to get the banana back.
Of course you do.
Why do you say that?
There are people who try to do it backwards.
Go to the center and...
Okay.
Don't hit me so much.
It's only three times.
That's enough.
Should I fly?
You can fly again.
You can go in if you jump.
Go!
Wow!
It's getting harder and harder.
The more you go, the harder it is.
I want to do it the next time.
I think it's better to do it early.
And!
Oh!
It's different!
You got fooled, Kuminaito!
What are you doing?
It's a draw.
Do you want to jump in?
You can't do it at the right timing.
It's hard here.
It's here, right? Which one?
It's gold.
Next.
Go.
Again, this guy.
Don't do that.
What is it?
Don't do that.
You have to go through one.
Hit it.
Okay, I'll swing it wide.
Okay, okay!
It's coming out.
You can also destroy the thorn you can't touch with your hands by swinging the rock.
You should remember this.
If you don't do it yourself...
There's a timing.
Don't go too far.
You have to go in.
Oh, it's really light.
Oh, I see.
There's a way.
Now!
Nice!
There!
Now!
Go!
Wow!
Be careful!
It looks dangerous.
Look!
Boss?
It looks like a boss.
What is it?
It's a dinosaur.
Oh, no!
Huh?
A fossil?
What is it?
Wow!
It looks like a parent and child.
It's a crocodile.
If you defeat this one, you clear the mission!
Shake it!
Don't lose!
Good luck!
Oh, no! He dodged it!
He dodged it?
He tried to hit it.
Now!
Yes!
He hit it!
It hit the bone.
Chance! Chance!
In one shot?
Tanaka, chance!
He's a big shot.
Yes!
Nice!
Yes!
Easy!
He won!
Two shots!
Yes!
Okay!
Norman wins!
Then, for Mr. Tanaka, a high-class banana.
Here you go!
Try only the skin.
Only the skin!
Only the skin.
I saw it earlier.
And...
Can you do it?
The sweetness is zero!
Now, the third one.
Shall we go?
You're unfair!
It's not fair!
Ariyoshi finally heads to Donkey Kong's world of bananas.
The world is brighter.
It was scary before.
It's nice. It's nice and bright.
It's good because it's daily life.
It's really bright!
It's crazy.
It's climbing.
Where is it?
It's climbing while breaking.
It's crazy.
It's free.
It's in someone's stomach.
It's no use.
It's scary.
Where is it?
A strange thing is coming.
It's going to fall.
It's dangerous.
How high is it going up?
It's broken.
It's okay if it's broken.
It's broken.
Then...
It's a punch.
It's in.
It's a challenge battle.
Does it mean we have to defeat Kurokoyu?
There are ruins everywhere on the stage.
If you succeed in the challenge, you will get bananas.
There are three Kurokoyus.
Is it okay to use it?
Is it already alive?
But it's still alive!
Amazing!
Wow, it's strong!
It's strong!
It's about time!
Watch out!
Somehow!
It's strong!
It's a donkey!
[PH] A little more!
Is there anything else?
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
A little more!
Go!
Yeah!
Amazing!
Come here, banana!
Banana!
You're so lucky.
I'm a celebrity, Donkey Kong.
Celebrity.
Returning to the stage, the adventure resumes.
This is nice.
What's that?
Wow, it's a bomb!
We'll use it!
We'll have it!
This is nice, too.
It says Konuku.
It does.
It's definitely there.
That's Konuku.
Oh, that's where it is!
I see.
That's right, if you use this bomb, you can destroy concrete that's hard enough for Don Quijote to punch.
However...
I'm screwed!
Can you really do this?
Throw it.
I think I saw it coming earlier.
Where you aimed at.
I'm screwed!
The scaffolding is disappearing.
It's open!
Did it open?
It opened!
Since the explosion range was wide, they managed to destroy the concrete door.
As they moved forward...
We have to get this.
We have to pull this.
There's one!
What? We have to take it down.
There's something over there.
There's something like this.
Pull it and do it with that.
With that pink stone.
Is there one?
Yes, there is.
There's one on the left.
Pull it and aim at it.
Go!
Great!
I can see what's inside.
I can see something.
Wow!
Another one!
More?
That's amazing.
It's strong.
Awesome!
Great!
Good!
Nice key!
Clear?
Clear.
Take off the key!
Key.
Break the key and hit it.
Hit the key. No, no, no.
Your behavior is like a gorilla.
We have to hit it hard.
Yes!
Now, Mr. Ariuchi will have a high-class banana.
Thank you.
Yes.
What do you mean?
You guys are a little too much.
No, no, no, no.
Is it that much?
It's not that exaggerated.
You guys are good, you guys are good.
It's okay, it's only 2,500 yen for one.
Next up is Toshi's challenge.
Get some of the power of the past.
But Toshi, you're not good at action.
Yeah, Toshi's not good at it.
His body visibility is down
He doesn't want to fall down
It's terrible
You can't see anything
You punch and run
Banana
He arrived at the boy's square
When Toshi heard the boy's story
I'm going to sleep.
Me too.
Takamon's power.
Tato's power.
What's this?
This is my bananza.
Bananza?
Here is your bananza.
To get your bananza, you need to bring your stone board.
It's too far.
Do we have to bring it back?
They finally head to the city.
Where is it?
I don't know.
It's not coming.
Is there something?
This was wrong.
I'll leave it to my own ability.
There is a throwing thing, right? I think you will throw it.
I'll leave it to my own ability.
He said everything.
I'm getting drunk.
Is this scary?
It's broken.
What is it?
I thought you would read it.
Why am I doing it alone?
This one?
Is it okay?
It's coming out.
It's coming up.
It fell.
What will you do?
It's swimming.
It can go up.
It's in a strange place.
It's going down.
How do you climb up?
How do you do it?
It's stuck.
What is this?
Hey
Somebody tell me
I can't climb up
What is this?
What should I do?
But they can't find a route to climb up
Tell me
Are you pushing the elevator?
I can't do it
I can't do it at all
I can't do it
That's why I told you not to let him do it
It was too early
Tell me what to do
Two and a half minutes of fighting, finally
He's back
Nobody is doing anything
He's back to his place
Is he going to break something in the back?
I don't know, but there must be something in the back
Look at that
What's that?
Oh no, it's the enemy
What's this? It's creepy
Somehow, they kick the enemy away.
Turn around.
How do you do it?
Z and right...
Long press.
How do you do it?
Hit it.
How do you do it?
Damn it!
But, because of the explosion, a road has appeared from the bottom of the lake.
Is it OK?
It's done!
As soon as they cross the road...
I don't remember it at all.
Be careful when you carry it.
It's big.
Be careful!
Do you know what you should do?
I know it.
And finally...
It's Y.
How is it?
What?
You know who I am?
[PH] I'm Conan!
Nice!
Oh, he's a DJ.
Whoa, that's a lot of people.
Anandha!
Anandha?
What's that?
[PH] Hmm?
Show me what you got!
Whoa!
Who's that?!
What?!
What's wrong with you?!
The mysterious rock's identity is a girl named Pauline.
And...
[PH] Go!
Where?
Kong and Bananza.
This is the power of the past, Bananza transformation!
Pauline's singing calls out the power to sleep in Donkey Kong!
What is that power?
I'm Bananza now.
I'm stronger.
Bananza is stronger?
I see.
I can go even further.
Wow!
Awesome!
A concrete bomb?
But you can't use the bonanza transformation anytime.
I see.
You can't collect gold.
This is it!
I see.
This is important.
It's important.
Collect this gold and you can transform when you have enough gauge.
This is fun!
This is great!
Wow!
Awesome!
Collect them.
Pick them up.
And the city gained its ancient power.
Mission 5 is Taka's challenge! Use the banana transform and defeat the boss!
If I drum this up with adrenaline, it'll break.
Charge punch!
[PH] Okay!
Oh, it's already...
It's already one punch.
Wow!
One punch?
So strong!
But!
It became normal.
It's not powerful.
What are you going to do?
Let's see.
Hahaha.
She collects gold and gems and uses the transformation to open a path.
Wow.
And now it's the boss battle.
There are people who made me into a rock.
What?
She's here.
This is it.
She's evil.
She looks strong.
She's pretty evil, right?
The Void Company turns the quarry into a rock and blocks Donkey Kong's path.
There's no escape route.
Oh no.
Are we fighting Grumpy?
Wow, you look strong!
You look really strong!
You have strong legs.
You have strong legs!
I'm counting on you!
Alright!
This guy is...
Huh?
I thought you were him.
It's you!
And their opponent is...
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
They're all solidified.
They're all combined.
What is this?
It looks like a giant octopus.
We're going to defeat Peek-a-Boozer!
Go!
Go, Banana Girl!
She's strong!
Charge!
[PH] Wow!
Punch, punch.
You can't hit it up.
What do you do?
Okay!
What do you do?
Charge punch, charge punch.
What do you do if you get hit?
If you hit it, you lose gold.
You don't have gold!
It's over.
The small enemies that the boss releases
gradually lose their stamina when they stick together.
The point is to swing it off with a continuous punch.
Here's his second try.
All right!
Keep going!
You're still a long way off.
Still a long way off!
Go, go, go!
What's going on?
Charge punch!
I hit it! I hit it!
You're losing it!
Your body is losing it.
You're losing it!
Charge punch! Charge punch!
Halfway!
Nice!
Just a little more!
All right, one more!
One more!
You can do it, Takara!
Oh no!
Get some gold!
With all his gauge, he transforms again!
Oh no!
Don't run!
You coward!
Go!
Not yet!
Too small
Hurry up
Running
Climb
Don't climb
I did a good job
What is this?
Ah
One more step
I pressed B and went under.
What are you doing?
This is difficult.
You know this, right?
Obviously, this is a different level.
That's crazy!
He's trying it again. Can he do it?
Yeah, dodge it.
You have to dodge it.
You're always late.
But he's doing damage.
Keep up the tempo.
Okay!
That's fast!
Jump!
Jump up!
Punch!
You can do it
You did it
[PH] He did it
I won
It's not easy
It's easy
I'm used to it now.
OK, last one.
YAHAGI, please defeat him!
Go!
YAHAGI is the only one who can remove the veil.
It's the power of the banana.
I have to take it.
There is something below.
I have to go.
There is something like a pig.
It's strong.
It's delicious.
Can you climb up?
It's good.
Look.
He's climbing up.
He's experienced in climbing.
He's going up.
It's not over yet.
It's easy.
It's high.
It's not good, is it?
And YAHAGI is fighting.
It's him!
You came, didn't you?
You finally came.
I wanted to fight you.
What is this?
This is big.
This is a grumpy kong.
This is big.
This is very big.
This is big.
You can do it, dad.
I'm crying.
Why?
I've been crying a lot lately.
Are you okay?
My body is screaming.
I'm worried about you.
Are you okay?
This is a cannon food.
Don't leave only potatoes and carrots.
Eat vegetables, too.
The provider, Yahagi, is finally challenging the boss.
It's huge.
Transform! Transform!
The boss attacks from the beginning.
Yahagi is in a big pinch.
Do it!
Charge punch!
Nice charge punch!
There are many coins, too.
Nice!
Be careful!
Hang in there!
Good job!
Wow!
An apple?
An apple!
Good job!
Be careful!
There is an animal in there!
An animal!
It's in there!
But it's going back again.
It's true.
It's going back?
Save it! Save it!
It's going to run out of gold, so hurry up!
It's in!
Chandy!
Yes!
Do you have it?
Get in!
Chandy!
Go, Bananza!
Nice!
Go!
It's a crane bridge!
While he's changing...
Go!
Wow!
Good job!
Huh?
Strong!
She cleared it in no time!
You're a true experiencer!
Experienced?
That was fast!
About a minute!
She's fast!
I'm so moved.
I feel like I'm going to faint.
I felt like I was delivering it.
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I like students' youth.
It's fun. It's like a movie.
I think it's become a summer we can't forget.
It's good.
It's soft.
Yes, it is.
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You're a celebrity.
What?
You're a celebrity.
Bananas are cheap.
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