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Alright, Ario-san, today's show is back!
Today's guests are Ario-shi's first appearance, Kazama Chunsuke and Michapa!
Kazama-kun, welcome.
I've never been on a show like this!
No, you haven't. It's your first appearance.
It feels strange.
I love games so much I finally got to play one.
He's a pretty good gamer. He's liked Tsuteguru for a long time.
He's a pretty famous player.
He knows so much about everything.
Yeah, he does.
He knows so much about everything.
So much about everything.
But it's just right.
When you edit it, it's just right.
Have you ever watched this show?
I like Mario Maker's episode.
Mario Maker!
But the Mario Maker's replacement is...
Mr. Moto!
Mr. Moto's hell.
Anyway, it's Mario Maker.
So, we are at Nihonbashi today.
Nihonbashi?
How is it? Does anyone come to Nihonbashi?
Right now, in the movie,
I'm playing the role of Jihon Donya of Nihonbashi.
Oh, is that so?
I'm playing the role of someone who can't be seen from Nihonbashi.
Oh, is that so?
I'm a guest, but I won't listen to you.
You are cold.
Shake it.
I'm lonely.
It's not the right era.
Is it your first time?
No, it's not.
We even released a song together.
We sang a song with Takata.
It's a backdrop turmeric.
Don't you know it?
This song is playing now.
Listen to it.
It's here, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's not here.
It's not. It's still here.
You can eat the most expensive sukiyaki here.
Sukiyaki?
I'm happy.
I think there are some Japanese chopsticks and such.
Why don't you make a deal with Taka?
A deal?
We were in school together for eight hours yesterday and you didn't say a word.
You don't do fish feeding all the time.
Did I get fished?
He invited me.
Why did I get fished?
You two look like a couple who have finished fishing.
That's how a couple becomes.
This way.
It's a meat bowl.
I'm sure it's YOYOGI.
Do you misunderstand it as YOYOGI?
It's SASAKI.
This is it.
This is reasonable.
Meat is eaten reasonably.
I'm happy.
This is CHICKEN KATSU.
This is not only beef, but also pork.
This is a meat bowl.
There is also Western food.
This is a limited 15-color hamburger steak.
Is it a limited item?
This is a limited item.
You can eat rice instead of hamburger steak.
I want to eat rice now.
I want to eat rice on a rainy day.
Should I put it here or there?
It's a little different.
I want you to eat it.
Would you like to go there?
Because it actually appears on top of it.
Let's go.
Yeah. Are we going?
Sasaki, a butcher's restaurant that opened in 1908.
Sukiyaki is a speciality of this restaurant.
It is so popular that you can line up at a reasonable price for lunchtime.
That's amazing.
There is a lot of meat.
Is this brisket?
That looks delicious.
Is this brisket?
It's 1,200 yen.
I'm happy!
A special beef cutlet roast with a regular sukiyaki.
The beef is stuffed with two large slices of bread.
You can eat as much rice as you like. It's a very satisfying lunch.
I want to eat one more.
I can't help it.
Let's eat it all.
It's a luxury.
It looks fun.
Luxury.
It's really big.
It's big meat.
It's huge.
It's good.
Thank you for it.
It's good.
Delicious.
Lunch is the best.
Delicious.
This is too cheap for a meal.
It's cheap.
Out of all the sukiyaki you've made,
which one is your favourite?
Out of all of them?
I think it's shiitake.
Really?
I like meat. I'm not picky about meat.
This is meat.
No, no, that's not true.
Meat is number one.
It's normal meat.
No, you guys are cheating.
You said it's a meat restaurant.
No, no, no.
It was like meat.
It's not meat.
It's meat.
I thought it would be like a meat restaurant.
No, no, no.
This is strange.
If Kazama-kun were asked, he would say tofu.
Definitely.
And he looks like a tofu.
I think he'll answer this question.
And we have some game changes for Kazama.
Let's see what games he has played.
First of all, around 1988, the Famicom came to Kazama's family.
Oh, that's right.
That's pretty early.
That's right. I'm already 42 years old.
I'm the same age as the Famicom.
Oh, really?
It's been around since my kindergarten days.
Here is a memorable game from your elementary school days.
Super Mario Bros. 3.
Princess Tomato from Kingdom of Salad.
What's that?
yyworld2 sos.
Queen Parsley.
What's that game?
It's so cool you can't focus.
I'm sorry.
It's like a vegetable game.
No, no, no. It's not like that.
It's like parsley.
It's a famous game.
Princess Tomato from Kingdom of Salad.
It's like a riddle.
So, when I was a kid, that was really fresh for me.
[PH] Wow!
And, around 1990, when I was in elementary school,
this is the game that I remember from Super Famicom.
Soul Blader!
Torneko's Great Adventure! Mystery Dungeon!
Trucky's Grass Baseball!
Wonder Project! Machine Boy!
P's...
I can't focus...
I noticed.
You're pretty good at this.
You have your own route.
While I was writing my survey,
I was spinning my shoulders.
Since I'm on Haryo Shin,
I wanted people to say I like games.
But I'm on Urame.
I'm the one who can share with people.
You got a perfect target.
I'm a masterpiece. Soul Blazer,
Drucky's Grass Baseball, Under Project...
You teach a boy about good and evil.
You don't know how to use things, so you teach him little by little.
And you save the world in the end.
Is it like a movie?
It's like a movie.
It's a grand story.
That's amazing.
It sounds interesting.
And in 1996, when I was in middle school, I played a PlayStation game.
This one is also a good one.
PlayStation.
Six.
Final Fantasy.
That's right. Final Fantasy VII.
VII, right?
This is suddenly not enough.
He made a mistake.
He suddenly got serious.
If it was like that, we should have gone with cores.
We came together.
I want a strategy book.
[PH] I don't know.
Hey, we're done eating. Let's go.
The game is weird.
He's talking all the time.
What? You were eating quietly?
You were lying!
I'm not progressing at all!
I'm talking, so don't worry about it.
Stop it, you!
I'm happy.
I thought you were quiet.
Now, the game we're playing today is...
Human Fall Flat!
I love it!
Human Fall Flat is a game that has a big response every time.
You play as a wobbly character...
and you aim for the goal with your friends and your power.
This time, they will go to the ocean and aim for the goal!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
Kazama is bad at this.
He's bad at everything.
Is Kazama bad at this?
Everyone noticed me.
Everyone was raising me up.
And the long-awaited Switch 2 has finally appeared!
It's huge!
Wow, a giant one!
Watch out!
It's so fun I could do it forever!
Alius is huge!
Alius is so much fun!
Aliusi will play with the Switch 2!
First, human whole flat start!
Jump and grab.
First, basic operation.
I can't grab it.
You don't have to hold me all the time.
This is Kazuma.
This is...
You don't let me go at all.
Why?
I'm about to fall.
He falls beautifully.
You should do it once.
But this goes down.
Does it go down?
It's going down.
Kazuma won't come back.
Oh, you're right.
Can I say it?
Is under water like that?
No, it's underwater.
Wow, underwater!
There's a world underwater.
It's underwater stage.
Ariel, right?
She's very good at jumping.
I'm Ariel.
She's very good.
It's because she's underwater.
It's a little hard.
Yes, underwater, jumping is higher.
But, since there's also floating, it's difficult to control your posture.
Fish are coming up.
If you press the switch, the fish will come up.
Using this fish, you need to move on.
Did you know that the fish looks like a dog's penis?
Is that so?
A dog's penis is appearing in front of you.
Is it a dog's penis?
It's like a dog's penis.
There is a dog called penis in China.
Chinese rapper.
It's not good.
It's like a Yorkshire Terrier.
That's not good.
It's a trick.
It's not a trick.
Raise it more.
If you jump around there, you can go.
Will we be left behind?
How did you climb there?
You can go from there.
It's like a staircase.
Can you go in order?
Can you go home early today?
It's a fish.
It's true. It's a fish.
There is a fish.
Kazama is good at it.
Kazama is unexpectedly bad at it.
That's not true.
Really?
You have been practicing.
I don't like it when I fall many times.
You talked about games many times.
That's not true.
I will go first.
It's a jellyfish.
Wait a minute, police.
The music is elegant and like Mizunaka.
This is fun.
I can't get a sense of it.
Jumping in water is difficult.
An area with sunken ships.
First, they want to go to a high cliff.
We will turn this, right?
What do you think?
What happens if we turn it?
Is there a string over there?
One more.
Will it go up like this again?
When you turn the roller, the box goes up.
They use it, but...
With a loud voice...
You know it well, don't you?
Kazama, isn't it the opposite?
Yes, it's the opposite.
It's the opposite.
You turned it upside down.
You're being careful, aren't you?
Kazama is not good at it.
I'm not good at this.
Why do I say I'm not good at this to my guest?
How do you use this?
I can't use it.
I can use it like this.
What is this?
I think I raised it like a snow stone.
Can you go from here?
You jumped too much.
It's difficult.
Who's going up there?
There it is!
They have to pass through the box and cross to the other shore.
But HARIOCHI took the lead and jumped.
Is it too close?
That's dangerous.
Lower it a little more.
What is that?
Can you do it in water?
I should have gone there.
I can't go any lower
Here she goes
Here comes Ms. Ariaki
Watch out
Wait for me
And then
She's coming
Tanaka
I'm not good at this
Police's shadow
Kazuma kun is falling
What are you doing?
I'm not a retard
Everyone noticed
I was lifting it up and down.
That's not good.
But...
You're not good at basic skills.
I heard you're the best.
No, no, no.
What's wrong?
There are good people like you.
I'm more nervous than I thought.
Don't worry.
You can do it with basic skills.
It's okay.
Just jump.
We're the masters.
It's okay.
Oh, you're good.
He's doing a continuous jump.
You're good.
All right!
Nice!
What do we do now?
This is big, right?
What do we do now?
Do we all carry it?
Just drop this box?
This box is definitely needed.
Let's just carry it.
This box is for me.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What should we do? Drop it?
One, two...
The police is riding it.
It fell.
Can we use it?
Can we carry it?
Can we use it for the seesaw over there?
That's for sure.
So it's good that no police came?
That's right.
I see.
I don't know.
It was all overaction, so I thought we were all good friends.
You were all going.
Someone hold it and get on it.
I can do it.
You're holding it properly.
I'm holding it properly.
I'm looking down.
Nice!
You can tilt the seesaw like that.
You can put this ball in.
We can see the seesaw and the area with weights.
Ariyoshi immediately put the weights on the seesaw.
I told you to hold it down.
It moved.
It went up.
What happens if it moves?
Can it go over there?
Should it be on the seesaw?
You can't put the ball on it while it's on it.
That's right.
Someone put it on over there.
It won't go up.
It went up.
How far will it go up?
It went up slowly.
It's going up slowly.
But it's heavier.
I want one more.
Let's put it down.
This person is not in time.
This is flowing.
This is fast.
Can you go?
This is a save.
They manage to proceed.
The next area is.
What is this?
Do you cross this?
I think it goes under here.
Does it shake like this?
The area where a large iron ball is hanging.
It's a secret to go across the iron ball and head to the other bank.
This iron ball...
Hey! It's there!
It's going across there.
It's a pendulum.
A pendulum...
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Can you get a good distance?
Can you go from below?
Next is Kazama
I don't know.
What is Kazama-kun doing?
No, he's just caught.
People before him were like that too.
Why is Tanaka-san so strict only to me?
I thought about Kazama-kun's skills and...
Let's go.
But, Tanaka too...
It's shaking.
I don't know which one it is.
Ah! It fell from far away!
What are you doing?
Someone fell from far away.
It's here, Shigeru!
But, but, but, wait, wait, wait!
Polly!
No good.
Oh, save!
It's saved!
Policeman!
Nice policeman!
Nice!
Kazama doesn't go to the save point.
I noticed it a little bit, but...
It's not useful.
They move to a dangerous area and enter the middle of the stage.
Where are they going?
Where is it?
Is there a dome-shaped building in the back?
Jump.
You see the blue shell?
You can get off there.
That's where we are.
Did you get a safe?
Yes, I did.
Get back.
It says you jump when you get on the shell.
You jump as soon as you get on it?
Yes.
No, you jump.
Is it like a router?
Wow!
Underdogs!
Dogs!
The ring is moving.
It's flying by itself.
It's flying more than you think.
It feels good.
It's flying.
As they arrived, they saw mysterious buildings.
But there's an elevator to go up.
Push it.
It's like a capsule.
Finally, Kazama worked.
He switched it in one shot.
Good, good.
It's a save.
Yay!
It's a bit messy, but I'm happy.
What's this UFO catcher thing?
It's like a capsule.
You have to grab it.
That box.
Do you drop it?
Like this?
But we shouldn't do anything unnecessary.
Go back.
How's this?
Can you see it?
I think it's good.
A little more.
A little more back.
Isn't this good?
No, wait.
Isn't this good?
It's good.
Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
Isn't this good?
We're short of resources.
Which one is the male?
Can you grab it?
It's in.
I'm going to release it.
Like this.
I have to lift it up.
Yes.
Don't drop it.
And then...
Do you want me to bring it over here?
This is left and right.
It's like a polystyrene.
Poly...
Kazama-kun...
Who told you to do unnecessary things?
I was trying to pull it over here, but it was on the left and right.
It's coming.
It's fine like this, right?
Will it hit the left?
Will it be okay?
Where...
Will it hit the start?
Will it hit it?
Should I drop it in this hole?
This hole?
It won't come over here.
It's already...
Who was it that talked?
It's fine.
Did you fall down here?
It's me!
It can't be helped if you're mad.
You're suddenly nice.
Come on, Kazama-kun.
I opened it.
There it is.
There it is! What is it?
It's like a phone.
What was in the box was a big card key.
There's a place you can put a card key in here.
Get off the elevator.
Watch out!
A windmill just fell down.
Here it is.
Good job, Toshi.
Is it open?
It's open.
Let's get in.
We might need one more.
I have one.
Open it.
I'm totally an elevator guy now.
Elevator boy.
Oh no!
The second time.
They open the door and go into the room.
However, the road ahead is blocked with rocks.
A pump is lying in the room, but...
That meter...
Eh, this stone...
There are a lot of stones here.
Apparently, you can stop it with the red button.
The red button?
The one that spins like this.
That button...
I see.
That's...
It's a stop button.
Oh, you can stop it by pressing it.
Can you do it?
Oh, you're good!
There are only two places for this.
Two places?!
There are only two places.
You can open it with a metal rod.
Where?
Oh, over there!
Oh, over there?
There are a lot of people.
Let's do it together.
There are a lot of people, so what are you doing?
Let's do it together!
No, it's not about doing it together.
Let's get along!
Let's work together!
I'll handle this.
You're taking advantage of me.
No, I'll do it.
I'll handle this.
No, no.
It's opening.
I can do it.
Can you do it?
I did it.
I did it first.
Hey, Kazama.
It's hard to do everything.
If you go here and push your eyes, you'll be good at it.
Over there?
But we're here.
We're here.
Isn't it here?
Oh no, we're being chased by dogs!
It's narrower than before.
Now! Now!
Yes!
We did it!
The dog is not red at all.
I can't see it with my body!
Wait a minute.
Now! Now!
Yes! We did it!
It's like a vacuum cleaner.
We made a vacuum cleaner.
Move a little.
Can I do it?
Lend me the vacuum cleaner.
I'll do it.
Get out of my way.
Wait a minute.
It's flying.
It's moving.
Great!
Isn't it good?
It flew away.
Do we go down?
Can we go down?
Can we break it?
It's saved.
It's connected.
And?
Those stairs?
Do we go?
Turn around again.
Butsubutsu.
Butsubutsu ball.
Again, it's a hard area
If they clear this, they'll be almost at the goal
I'll make you a bridge with this
Is it possible?
Wait for 5 years
Will it take 5 years?
It's far
Where will you hang it?
It'll be hung, right?
It's gonna be hung
Waaaaahhhh!
Mario is pushing me.
I'm leaving it to you, Kazama.
You're just bored of it.
Kazama, you're in the way!
I'm not!
Okay.
Polly!
Polly is grabbing my head.
Polly is the strongest.
Go, Polly!
Nice, Polly!
Polly!
Polly, do it properly!
I can't do it at all.
I'm counting on you, Kori.
Don't call me Kori.
Can they clear the difficult area?
They made it!
Nice!
They've overcome the obstacles and it's finally time for the final performance.
Mr. Kawachiro, your music is...
It's sad.
I think it's already time for the ending.
The part where you call out students' names with blond hair?
Yes, the part where you call out each one of them.
The last words you say.
Oh, no. It's already over.
It's over.
Smooth!
Mr. Kawachiro is leaving.
Good job, Kazama.
Finally! Finally!
Go!
Her first time!
She's good!
She's getting better!
She's doing it while playing!
Wow!
She's good!
She's playing by herself!
She's improving!
The power of the line...
The grip handle!
Let's try it!
Good!
Good save!
That's good!
Nice!
Nice save point!
These four won't move at all!
First save! First save!
We were waiting for you!
Nice save!
I'm glad!
Good for you!
I hope elementary school students won't say anything bad about me.
They have arrived at the white tower.
They must climb to the top of the tower.
It says we have to climb to the second level of the tower.
What?
Where is it?
Wow, you are going pretty fast.
What's up?
You are Shibata's...
What's wrong with you?
I'm just getting carried away.
Toshi, can you do it?
Okay, three people are here.
And...
And again from here.
Again from here?
Oh, that way.
Okay!
Rapunzel.
Rapunzel on top of the tower.
Okay!
And...
Okay!
Can we go up here again?
What?
Can we go up there?
Vertical jump?
Two people holding hands with both hands.
What are you doing?
It's like you're a little nervous.
What are you doing?
This is hard!
We're here!
We did it!
Dogs and planets went.
It's a slide!
It looks like a slide.
Who's going first?
Well, it's a family guest, so...
I'll go first.
I'm sorry for asking you to use a tree.
Thank you for your hard work.
What will happen?
Experiment!
Oh, I hit it!
You hit it against the wall.
Let's go inside.
What will happen?
Let's go.
What if you hit the wall?
Can I hit it?
Is that it?
There's a bell.
You're a bit late.
You're fast.
I'm happy to be in the elevator with a woman.
This is amazing.
You're holding it so tight.
The goal is near.
Looking at the last area,
there's a big rock in front of the door.
And for some reason, there's anger on it.
There's something like anger.
Really?
Can you hook it?
Don't you need to hook and drop it?
With the weight?
That's right.
Hooking the anchor?
Hooking the anchor rope over here?
I think you can hook it there.
If you can hook it under with that weight,
the door will open.
I see.
Yes.
Hooking the anchor on the hook allows the door to open, but...
Move the wood board over there a little.
Move the board over there a little.
Make it go.
The ring, take the ring.
The ring?
The ring.
The one with the windbreak.
Move, woman.
No, it's too late.
Again.
One more.
Move, move.
The windbreak.
Please.
The windbreak.
This is the last one.
It's okay.
Takeda-san is watching you.
I'm not watching you.
Hanessei Kenjiro.
Please remember.
Isn't this board away?
It's dangerous, so you have to be careful with the board.
The word board...
What are you doing?
That's what happens in front of a crowd.
There!
Good!
It got stuck.
Good job!
I'll drop it.
Look, it's falling.
It fell!
One more!
If you drop one more, it will automatically...
Be careful!
It's falling!
It fell!
It was stuck. Who would drop it?
It's dangerous.
What's wrong?
And look if it's stuck on the ground below.
It's stuck on the ground!
What?!
Someone get it!
Kado, let me go.
Kado, I'm counting on you.
Leave it to me.
I'm looking from above.
That's you.
Don't fall, okay?
You can't fall.
Oh, one of them is falling.
What's wrong with your arm, one-armed?
Hahaha, what's wrong?
You scared me.
Let me go!
It's open!
It moved!
It's open!
What do we do?
The rock...
Drop the ball?
Drop it.
Drop the rock.
Drop the rock?
It's going up.
What's wrong?
It's okay.
What happened?
It's broken.
It's all ruffled up.
Is it okay now?
The pillar is shaking.
The pillar...
Is it going to break?
Is it broken?
Is it the rock's position?
The rock's position...
They wanted to hit the rock with the pillar,
but they didn't have enough momentum and it stopped.
What will they do?
It's rattling.
Ready, set...
Is this real?
Can it really move?
It's moving a little.
Jump and drop it.
It's moving.
Drop it.
Can we drop it together?
It's moving.
Jump.
Go.
I did it!
It hurts!
It's finally the climax!
Watch me!
You're praying again?
If you want to take pictures like this, please do.
Please do.
I'll definitely post it on Instagram before the main room.
If you're wondering what this is, you'll have to look in the main room.
It doesn't say where it is or what it is.
Next week, the Nintendo Switch 2 will finally be released!
So we'll show you a little bit of the opening scene of excitement!
Wow, it's like YouTube!
Yeah, it's like YouTubers!
Oh my gosh!
I didn't hit it!
Hey!
That's not how you do it!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
[PH] I'm glad you did it.
This is it.
The rumored...
It's this! It's me! It's me!
What's so fun about it?
He's already excited.
What's so fun about it?
The screen is bigger than last time.
That's what we're talking about.
But this...
He's looking at it.
Is this the screen?
It's black.
It's black since last time.
Screen? Isn't it the back?
Isn't it the one you plug in?
The one you charge it with.
It's not.
Can you get it?
Can you?
You have to remember it in a grand scheme.
Can you?
Here you go.
[PH] It's here.
It's big.
How big is it?
Please tell me.
It's like Toshiaki Karasawa's police car
I don't know
Is it that big?
I don't know
Is it right to call it police car?
And the latest Mario Kart World series
I've never seen it
I forgot about turbo
Yes, stand show!
The same as last time.
Good start. It's cut off.
I want to ride a bird rail.
Are you riding a bird rail?
Bird rail.
Oh no! It's rolling!
Is Mr. Tanaka first?
Yes.
I'll catch up with you.
Ariyoshi uses the star and attacks from behind.
Oh, no!
I can't cross the course at all.
I'm going to get lost.
Then, Kanemura from behind Ariyoshi...
Oh, this is... I think I can ride it.
Oh, I couldn't ride it.
Guard off.
Oh, I'm in a weird place.
Yay, you're first place!
What?!
However...
You have to line up properly.
No!
No way!
No!
It's me! It's me! It's me!
Oh no!
A hot battle is about to start!
HUMAN FALL FLAT. FINALLY, IT'S CLIMAX!
Go, go!
THEY ARE STUCK HERE, BUT THEY WILL DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Okay! It's moving!
It's moving!
The door is open!
What do we do now?
Use an ax...
[PH] An ax?!
There's an axe?
The lowest one is where you have to cut down the pillar.
Where? Here?
Where?
Oh, this?
This looks like a stone axe.
Where?
An axe? Like a pickaxe?
Oh, you have to break this part?
Yes, yes, yes.
You go in there...
Oh, there's a pillar crack in there!
Oh, I see.
There's a pillar crack in there.
Huh? Where?
Oh, you're right!
This, this, this!
You break down the pillar with an axe...
If you spin it around, it'll break.
Oh, there it is!
There it is!
There it is! Don't touch it!
I won't!
Go!
It's your turn.
Lower your head.
There it is!
Should we go over there?
Yes!
A bridge is built!
And...
Oh, there he is!
There's Kazama!
Kazama!
[PH] Yes!
[PH] There he is!
Yes!
It's over!
Kazama was very active in the end.
Good job!
He closed it.
I was told a lot of things during the game.
I was told a lot of things and I was able to grow in the game.
Thank you very much.
It was great.
After this is Baricar World.
This year, high school esports competition will start again.
Show me your full attention!
Entry is being accepted!
With a full list of popular titles, the latest game software sales ranking!
Here is the ranked title!
And what's worth paying attention to is...
It's going on sale next month from Switch 2, the hot topic!
Donkey Kong Bananza!
The latest in the series, a 3D action game is on sale!
With super flashy destruction action, set off on a great adventure!
In Mario Kart World, which is a hot topic, they aim for first place!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
At least first place!
Oh no, Alinsen!
You're kidding! Wait a minute!
First place!
Whoa!
Who will catch the crown?
There are many children who watch the recording repeatedly.
Do you watch it?
If you do that, the children will come away.
On the contrary, if you treat them like children, they will be annoyed.