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Keleton.
Thank you for joining us today!
Hello!
Today's guests are Nib and Hasegawa, and the cheerful Yasumura!
Hello!
In front of the camera!
I'm wearing a seven-piece sleeve and it's still a two-piece sleeve.
I didn't know you had that!
You don't have to say hello like that!
Thank you for the food.
Thank you.
You are the first one to be on a show since you graduated.
Did you have a break?
I took a break and went on a trip.
Where did you go?
I went to Hawaii and saw the starry sky.
I got power from nature on an island made of lava.
I am doing my best to recover.
I'm refreshed.
You're refreshed now.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
It's great.
You've got stronger now.
Yes.
We're at Shimbashi today.
Shimbashi.
There's a very good curry shop there.
What?
They only have one menu.
What?
It's very popular.
It's amazing.
It's just opened this year.
It's like Yasumura.
Yes.
It says so, but...
No, no.
There are many good side menus.
Did you order it?
This is a side menu for girls in high school.
Can you order this?
This looks delicious.
This looks very delicious.
This looks delicious, but please eat it today.
Let's eat this next time.
This is definitely delicious.
Looks delicious!
It looks delicious.
I can only eat fried rice.
Everyone is eating fried rice.
You are eating in Stushna.
It's like Yasumura.
No, no.
I have a lot of side menus.
You are a high school student.
Please give me a different side menu.
I want to eat it twice.
Here it is.
Curry's trick.
It's from Shinbashi Shichoujo.
I've heard of curry chicken.
I've heard of it.
It's famous.
It's a famous chicken.
This restaurant offers authentic chicken at night.
They offer curry chicken for lunch only on weekdays.
I'll have curry chicken.
Thank you very much.
What is this?
It's very fashionable.
It looks very delicious.
The meat is also very big.
It's similar to soup curry.
Soup curry and spice curry are combined.
That's great.
This is KAIBARA YUUZA.
This is KAIBARA YUUZA from the north.
This is tasteless.
This is better than you.
You don't know much about this.
You only eat cheap food.
It's easy to make, but don't be too careful.
Let's eat.
This looks delicious.
What is this green thing?
This is like a lobster.
What is this?
This is delicious.
This has a lot of flavors.
This is spicy.
This is hot, but it has a lot of spices.
This is delicious.
This is really delicious.
The meat is also delicious.
The meat is good.
If it's so delicious, it's good to have one.
This is perfect.
Is there no such a deep taste in a cheap restaurant?
You just turned the most hostile.
You are a cheap restaurant.
This is a delicious meat.
This is not in the UK, is it?
This is not in the UK.
But recently, English food has become delicious.
Is that so?
In the past, English food was said to be bad.
But now, English food is delicious.
Chinese food is delicious in England.
There are many people from Hong Kong.
Curry is popular, too.
Curry is cutlet curry.
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
Don't think you know everything about England.
I don't like it.
Curry is popular, too.
I don't like you saying that.
I don't know.
Why don't you like it?
What is this green herb?
It's a herb called casulimethy.
Is there such a thing in England?
No, there isn't.
I don't know much about England.
If you put this spice in here, it will be spicy.
I put a lot of it in now.
It's okay.
You are strong against spiciness.
It's definitely spicy.
The spiciness is a bit weird.
What's wrong?
The fried chicken is good. The spice is different.
What?
Your expression changed.
I changed my expression.
Your expression changed.
I want to change my expression.
I want to.
I agree.
I'm getting a tingling sensation.
It's good.
My expression is different now.
Don't you have a reason for doing this?
How is it?
You showed me a new world.
How many times do you want me to say it?
It's hot!
It's good even if you don't sprinkle it at all.
The scenery changes.
I'm sweating a lot.
It doesn't come in.
It's hot.
Sweat a lot.
I'm from Hasegawa, but I sweat a lot.
Hasegawa is...
The staff is laughing a lot.
You are kind.
From now on, Magical Lovely Noda Crystal and Saikai C are also coming.
Hello.
Oh, Taka isn't here.
What's up, Taka?
Huh? He's not here?
He's not here.
Actually, on April 3rd, Taka, who turned 49 years old,
received the right to produce a show as a birthday present again this year.
You can do whatever you want.
Taka's birthday last year.
You're terrible!
You're almost an amateur!
He recruited Takagundan and produced the show.
And this year...
I decided all the games and casting myself.
I just want to celebrate.
I don't like it.
Let's bring out the star of the day.
Please come in!
Takagundan! Takagundan!
We're doing lunch and dinner.
[PH] Taka Gunda! Taka Gunda!
Leave it to me.
I can't watch.
Leave it to me.
Listen to my voice.
I can't watch anymore.
Listen to my voice.
I wonder what kind of voice it is.
Taka Gunda.
Taka Gunda!
Happy birthday!
[PH] Hey, what's up with you?
You are not TAG.
Look at this.
How is this processing?
This is a joke processing.
Your beard has increased.
What is this?
There are members who weren't there last year.
Yes, TAG.
I'm here with you.
Are you a married couple?
No, we are not.
Which one is your husband?
Which one is your wife?
You've been a woman's servant all along.
You can't be a man's servant all along.
You're an old man.
You're an old woman.
You're an old man.
Tonight, celebrating Taka's birthday, we welcomed nine members of the military.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Mario's Team VF, Taka's military special!
You're both in the military!
This year, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe will see Mario's Team and Taka's military compete for the third time.
Team race, battle competition and confrontation race.
The winner will be decided by 3 matches.
How is it?
This is a team competition.
Who is that person in the back?
Who are you?
I am Shiro Obame.
Don't forget me.
I don't remember you.
And Taka prepared this.
Hasegawa-san!
What is it?
Wow!
Looks good!
Konnichiwa!
Where are you from?
Hello! I'm Hasegawa!
Your face looks delicious!
Your face is round!
Are you a bazaar?
No, we are not!
We are at a Okonomiyaki restaurant in a university of arts and crafts near the Takagundai station.
We came to eat cabbage steaks!
Thank you!
Are you Kazureiza?
We are not Kazureizan!
We are not cutting down trees!
Can we eat first?
Is it okay?
It looks delicious.
This is very delicious.
I have eaten this many times.
This is very fluffy.
This is cabbage.
I eat this every time.
Thank you.
This is fluffy.
Eat this.
Is it good?
This is not good.
What do you think of this?
It's not like you guys are doing it with a game song.
What are you doing?
It's not like you guys are doing it.
How long are you going to do it?
[PH] It's not like you guys are doing it.
While everyone is cooking their favorite food...
First up is the team race!
Each team will compete with 6 people, a total of 12 people, and points will be awarded according to their ranks.
The team with the most points in all three races will win!
It's easy to see Mario Kart.
Just look at the rank displayed in the lower right corner.
While using speed ups and items that interfere with your opponent, go around the course and you'll reach the goal.
If you need a handle assist, you can do this.
There are three people in total.
It doesn't matter because there are many people who can't wear it.
Taka Gundan can change members for each race.
The first race is a match of these twelve people.
You look like Tanaka.
You're bald, so you don't know.
I thought you were on my team.
I'm on your team.
I'm here.
You can do it.
Let's do our best.
We have no choice but to do it.
Let's win.
I have no choice but to go.
Please give me a matcha.
Matcha and hamba tea.
I will come.
Let's do it together.
Let's go!
Good.
Okay, got it.
Which one? Which one?
Go, go, go!
Go for it!
The top runners run straight after the start are...
Who's first?
I'm first.
Noda.
So fast!
He's got a banana.
He's got an assist.
A matcha tea attacked Noda with a red cola.
Noda!
Oh, no! I couldn't get it!
Good luck!
The characteristics of team battles are that some attack items like red corals and lightning don't hit allies but only enemies.
It is important to use items for your teammates and fight in a different way than usual.
Wait a minute.
Are there three high ranks?
They're giving us a special treatment, high ranks.
Top One and Two are Ariyoshi's team and Taka is chasing them.
Go, Omame!
From here!
Oh, no! Is it a red corner?
Go, Omame!
Let's go!
And Ishii, too!
Go, Omame!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go!
Three high-ranking soldiers are chasing the first-place Tanaka!
Kamio, you, too!
Go, Omaccha!
Let's go, Omaccha!
Go, Omaccha!
Go, Nagata!
Go, go, go!
No! Don't!
I got it!
Wow!
Let's go!
From here!
The last lap!
This is the last chair.
BIRTHDAY TAKA is fifth place.
There is only one lap left.
This is fast.
TAKA can do it.
I want to go further.
TAKA, good luck.
TAKA is in third place.
But TAKA is in first place with NAGASAWA's red coke.
TAKA, you can do it.
Don't lose.
I want to win.
Go, go, go.
TAKA can do it.
He's got it!
Wow, the fire!
Who will win this race?
Wow, he's got it!
Go for it, Taka-san!
He's got it!
Go for it!
Go for it, Taichi!
Wow!
Don't lose!
Is Tama-chan in second place?
Tama-chan is in second place!
Yay!
Go for it, Tama-chan!
Go for it!
It's pretty good, Jun.
It's good!
Don't you like it?
It's like a child.
Yes!
The iron is solidified.
Yes!
Come on!
Tanaka always keeps first place in the first race.
The Ariyoshi team leads with a 14-point difference.
Takawa team, what will you do?
The ranks were divided.
From lowest to third.
All of you are from Takawa team.
Who are you?
Third place.
It's lunch, right?
You guys are replaced.
Those who can't do it will be cut off.
Takashi, Wakita and Yasu.
Yes!
Hase's support was great, so please support us.
Play! Play!
Support chance!
You're not wearing a bathrobe.
You're wearing an outfit.
You thought I was wearing a bathrobe.
You're wearing an outfit.
Next is TAROT.
I'll crush you.
The first prize.
Thank you very much.
Mark is strict.
This is bad.
Good.
The first place is Tanaka.
[PH] This is easy.
And Omaccha also attacks Tanaka, who is in first place.
Wow!
Oh, he pulled it off.
No!
Wakita!
Hey!
Oh no, oh no.
You have to pull it off.
But here...
Wakita, nice!
No! You're pulling it off!
Hey!
No!
Wakita, nice!
Taka's mistake of self-destructing on his own bomb weapon.
Furthermore, Yasumura is also involved.
However, Nagasawa, who was disconcerted, is in second place in the top one and two.
Calm down!
There's still more!
Who's in first place?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Taka's right arm rises from the shell to first place.
Taka and WAN are competing.
I got it.
Who gave you that?
That's a bug!
It's a bug!
Oh no!
A red light!
A fierce obstacle course
The race is on fierce battlefield.
This is fierce.
OK! I'll let you pass!
Nibu of the Arios team is in first place.
Nibu is in first place!
I'm in first place!
Go!
Is there anything you can attack?
No!
Taka and Yasumura are chasing Nibu.
The game is...
Oh, no!
What is it?!
Look!
Seriously?!
Yaaaaay!
Oh no!
Kairo! Kairo!
Kairo's being pulled!
Oh no!
The top one and two were taken by Taka Gundam.
But...
Who is it today?
You're not nervous at all, are you?
I'm fine!
I'm barely standing!
By keeping third and seventh place, the second race was won by Taka Army with total points.
It's a good race.
It's fierce.
The current points are 88 to 76.
The Alloys are leading.
We can win next.
The final race will determine the outcome of the race!
We'll win for sure!
Yeah!
We can't lose!
Listen up!
Sunshine Express!
I can hear you.
Focus!
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey!
Dumplings!
Noda is in a hurry.
Noda is in the lead.
I have time to look at the scenery.
I'm first.
In the first lap, the four of the Arios team are in first place.
Good, good.
I'm starting to get nervous.
He's sliding.
He's good.
Takashi attacks Ishii with super traction that blows away the surroundings.
In addition...
You can do it!
Good, good, good!
Oh, no!
Oh, no, everyone!
Oh, no!
Wow! Everyone's good!
In exchange for Hasegawa's support, the Taka Corps turns things around!
You can do it!
No, it's okay!
See you!
You can do it!
What's with you?
You bumped into me!
You're annoying!
Taka is chasing Noda.
He gets a red coke!
Who is it?
Beat Noda!
Go!
Beat him!
You can do it!
Oh no!
Last one!
Who is it?!
Professor!
Sorry! My cola...
I got it!
Can you do it?
But now, he'll aim only for the top.
He gets a thorned conch.
It's a bad situation.
Oh no!
The conch is gone!
Blue Cora.
No problem.
Chance!
Go! Go! Go!
With his allies' support, Taka is in first place!
Hang in there! You can win with points!
This is too bad!
Taka is in first place!
Oh, good!
Please!
Go, kid!
Oh, no! Tanaka's mushroom got used up!
Run away!
Points!
Don't give up!
I won't give up!
We can all get points from this!
Right before the goal...
You can win first place, but you have to get points.
The final race result is...
[PH] Wow!
[PH] It's hot!
It's hot!
It's super hot!
It's hot!
Damn it!
What are you doing?!
You made me play on my birthday!
Drink it!
In the third match, the first round, the Arios team won.
And...
Oh, here is the cabbage-based okonomiyaki!
It looks delicious!
We can eat it!
Hooray!
It's a fluffy okonomiyaki.
This is a familiar smell.
This smells good.
This looks delicious.
This is delicious.
The ingredients are large.
The shrimp and octopus are soft.
There is still something.
What is it?
Is it a shop in the middle of the street?
Hello.
Here you go.
We are at a bar called Manten Sakaba in Yutenji, Takagundaikike.
Thank you very much.
Doesn't it look delicious?
Can I have one?
I don't know your gender.
Thank you for it.
It's delicious.
What is it?
This is YAKITORI.
Don't laugh.
It's red.
This is not only YAKITORI.
Look at this.
What is this?
This is MOTSUMI.
I eat this first.
Eat it all.
Is it all?
It looks like rice.
I will eat this.
It's hot and delicious.
What do you mean by hot and delicious?
Thank you for the food.
While they prepare the chicken and mochi...
The second match is a battle.
The players are employees.
If you keep the employees on the course, the time on the upper right will gradually decrease.
If you can make the time to zero while escaping from your opponent, you win!
The one who wins two battles wins the battle!
I won!
I did it!
I have the best birthday present for you!
Let's give it to him!
Yay! Yay!
Wow!
Let's go back to Bakiroji!
Go, employee!
Give it back!
You're the worst!
Give it back!
Let's go back to Bakiroji!
Give it back!
Go ahead and buy it!
Take it! Take it!
Where is it?
Take it!
Okay, I took it!
I took it!
Toshi got the shine!
The time for the Arios team is decreasing.
Get the blue team! Get the blue team!
The Taka army that got the shine has to attack with items and steal the shine!
If you get it, you get it!
There's an arrow! An arrow!
That's sneaky!
Wow! They got it!
No one will give you anything!
We'll support you!
If you get caught, you'll pay for it!
We'll pay you back!
But Noda spots Taka.
Go!
Now!
He got it!
Tanaka goes for the back up, but...
Do we have to fight even if we're left behind?
They're out of energy and they clash with Noda.
I'm going to get you!
Who's got the money?
[PH] Who's got it?
Who's got it?
He gets into a power outage and runs away with an employee.
Who has it?
Please stop red.
Red is in the middle of the grass.
Wakita is waiting for you.
Wakita, run away.
Go outside.
MESHI, go outside.
Defeat him.
MESHI.
MESHI, what are you doing?
The time is one digit second.
Will Noda be able to escape?
He's in the middle of it!
He's in front of the meal!
Lunch is on the employees.
Yes!
I got it!
Dinner is on the employees.
[PH] I got it!
What are you doing?
He got it again
You can do it, Imcha
Yeah
HG
Hogan
The high-ranking squad changes members.
All right!
Come on!
I won't lose!
I'm training!
Come on!
This is a cutout.
Left, left, left!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Okay, link!
Oh, no! What's this?!
I'll go first.
Calm down!
Get the card!
Nice!
Get rid of it!
Nice!
It's a hollow card!
Ah!
Okay!
But before that, Nibu gets caught.
But Hatsukoi gets the employee who fell.
Taro is holding it.
Taro, play the piano.
Taro will support you.
Everyone, follow Taro.
I will protect you.
I will protect you, follow Taro.
Taro is holding it.
He got it.
What is it?
You can do it.
Run away.
Nice.
Run away.
OK.
Taro got it.
You got it.
He got it.
Did you get it?
He got it again.
Yasunara got it.
Nice to meet you!
Even if you're beaten, you'll immediately follow up.
A wide range of raids with the strength of bonds.
They stop Ishida and Sugura.
However, once again, the employees are captured by the Taka Corps.
Who is it?
[PH] Catch it!
Catch it!
It's a parrot!
Outside! Outside!
Catch it! Catch it!
Only a few seconds left until victory.
Oh no, Mr. Yasumura!
[PH] Mr. Yasumura!
This is bad!
Two seconds!
[PH] Yeah!
Yeah!
Both teams got one each.
The battle is final battle.
I'm glad you did well, like Taro.
Thank you.
Taro did well.
Keita did well.
Switch.
You're good at running away.
Taro is good.
You've been running away all your life.
Hey, hey.
You're talking too much.
Hey!
You laughed?
Hey! Don't say nasty things!
Run away from the show race.
Don't say nasty things!
Don't say nasty things about Taro!
Why do you say nasty things?
I've never lost to such a person.
To the right, to the right!
To the right!
Nice, nice!
Everyone is running toward Taka.
Everyone is chasing Taka.
But Ishii's pursuit doesn't stop.
Ishii is getting closer.
Stop it!
Someone is coming.
Take this.
Who is taking it?
He took it.
Tanekata is holding it.
Tanekata is good.
Yasumura aims for Tanaka who has hired employees.
Tanaka!
Tanaka, protect him!
Protect him!
Keep it up!
He's still there!
To your right!
Oh no!
Tanaka keeps running away.
they catch up to the high-ranked team.
Go to the middle!
I'm hungry, Shunshen.
What are you doing?
Shunshen!
Go!
What?
But Arioshi is behind.
Go!
Nice!
You got it!
You can take it back!
Run!
Come on!
Ishii got it!
Go!
Why?
Go!
You're kidding!
You've got to be kidding!
Oh no!
They're panting!
The battle has ended!
And...
Manten Sakaba's motsuri and yakitori are served!
How much are you going to eat?!
I'm happy for you guys! You must be hungry!
Eat up! There's still more when you're gone!
Delicious!
The final battle.
In the third battle, the ARIOCHI team has won two times so far.
The team that won the Taimanin Race is the true winner.
What a shame!
Are you happy about it?
Who will play for each team, Takagunran?
I'll play.
Good.
What will the ARIOCHI team do?
Isn't Tanaka in second place?
Tanaka is in second place.
He's in second place.
Tanaka and Taka's time-unrest is over.
All right!
Today's great player, Tanaka Naseshi.
Is he the perfect winner of the Ariyoshi team?
I'm the champion of Ariyoshi village!
As Mario Kart's fastest man, he can't lose.
Is Takano, the army commander, going to turn things around?
A battle of fate!
I'm counting on you!
T-t-t-t-t-takano Toshitaka!
He wakes up in the morning and eats croissants!
I thought I'd eat it, but it was a soggy chabu-tofu.
Only the army is laughing.
With the team's victory at stake, Taka and Tanaka will race against each other.
Please!
You can do it!
From here!
Nice, nice!
In the beginning, Taka leads.
You're good!
Let's make a difference!
You're good!
Shortcut! Shortcut!
They're fighting each other with a high-level shortcut!
You're almost there, Tanaka!
You can do it!
There's not enough time for panic yet.
Take it easy! You can do it!
You can do it!
He slips!
Turn!
OK, OK, OK!
You can do it!
Oh, no!
Tanaka overtakes!
What? What? What?
He overtakes!
Good! Good!
Good match
Pass it
If you pass it, you pass it back
Takka san?
Speed up
Go go go
The course is still
Halfway through, it's a narrow snow road.
Taka keeps first place and enters the final lap.
Please accelerate.
Taka, you still have time.
You can still go.
The car is open.
You can't see it.
100 meters away.
Use it.
Taka, who has been told off a little, uses the items he saved here.
The last item will aim for a one-shot reversal.
Yes!
[PH] Yes!
Yes!
You look like him.
Wow!
His charisma!
How do you like it, Mr. Taga?
You won, Takagunra.
I'll come back next year.
I want you to do the same thing.
No!
I'm sorry!
I want you to do it again!
I love you!
Hey!
You're the best super player in Japan!
You're awesome!
The high school esports competition starts again this year.
Show me your full potential!
Entry is being accepted!
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I know I can't contribute much.
Don't do that.
A surprising super play.
It's awesome!
Takashi, are you playing A.G.A.?
Oh, not at all.
It's increasing.
No, it's decreasing.
It can't increase.
I'm here, so I don't know.
It's increasing.
Oh, you're showing it increasing.