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Long time together, Kusare-en Geni.
Unexpected faces and relationships that you can't even imagine.
And passionate bonds.
Long time together with you...
Amehawk!
Tonight is a long time together.
Three groups of Kusare-en Geni.
What are you doing?
No one is here.
It's like Heisei's TV.
Sorry, it's Reiwa now.
Last time, you were in the pro wrestling in Ametoku.
Yes, I was in the pro wrestling.
And you know, the police force was gone in Ametoku.
Yes, it was gone.
I complained about Ametoku, but this time it's London.
Really?
I was scolded by Ryo.
You were scolded.
But I think of you and me as being together for a long time.
We meet once or twice a month.
He is not the Mr. Zakiyama I know.
He is calm.
He is a man of spirit and calm.
He is like a teacher and a disciple.
We don't joke around when we are together.
I always say like this, so I'm embarrassed to say like this.
We're both embarrassed to see you like that now.
We've been dating for about 30 years.
I met Alice when I was 19 years old.
What kind of meeting is it?
We always let her appear in Jinrishita's live.
At that time, there was something that young people always have to get involved with for a moment.
And then...
Untouchable came out and said, we're still virgins.
Yeah.
Back in the day, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We were like, how can we be abandoned?
Yeah.
We talked about it in front of young people like us.
Yeah, yeah.
In front of customers.
And we were like, are they funny?
Yeah, yeah.
And then Watabe said, we'll take you with us.
And we ate together that day.
Yeah.
Wow.
So, about a week later, we were together every day for about 6 years.
Wow.
Wow, 6 years!
I had no work, so I came to my workplace.
I said I'd study without meaning, and I drove somewhere, and I didn't go to a gallery.
I was like, are you my junior? Our offices are different, but we were like this and that.
It was a bit of a hassle for me to talk to you at work every time.
So I decided to be his manager and stayed with him for a long time...
But somehow he asked me about my schedule.
Because he's his manager.
I thought, maybe being his manager wasn't good enough.
I think we really stayed together.
When I first played games with Arita-san, he was already there.
He was next to you?
You didn't know about it back then, right?
I didn't know about it yet.
At that time, Atsushi-san's house was locked up...
Yeah, yeah.
He went to a bit weird house, right?
It's not weird!
It's a bit... it's a bit fashionable, right?
Let's see.
Shall we go to the side?
Three of you, right?
Nice to meet you.
You have similar physique.
How long have you been together?
About 22 or 23 years.
Wow!
There was a time called Jiro Kai.
Jiro Kai.
I was in M-1 first in 2004.
I made some money and was always drunk.
And then I was in 2005.
2004, 2005, 2006, I was like this almost everyday.
I would go home and see Datsu-chan.
And then I went bankrupt and came back.
I was chosen for the high rank and I pushed my back to get there.
I still haven't come back.
You were the most free at that time, weren't you?
I was the most free and I didn't have any work.
Do you have work now?
I'm making a hundred times more money than I used to, but I still pay for meals.
I'm like a pet cat.
You're like a pet cat.
It's my first time on TV in the entertainment world.
Really?
I'm so happy now.
I'm so excited.
You're so excited.
I'm so happy.
You're so happy.
Degas and Udo, it's been a long time.
It's been 32 years since we met.
32 years!
Has it been that long?
No, no, no, no, no.
I know it!
Uraichi was amazing!
With Rito Takechi's laughter, Uraichi was a Ultra Queen.
We became a Ultra Queen.
At that time, you know, at the end of the seats, there were four of us.
Captain, Matekawa-san and...
I'll call you Captain.
Captain Uraichi will call you Captain.
Nijiri Okada-san, Awano-kun and me.
We were four people in one seat.
The four of you first appeared.
Yes.
And at that time, Captain said,
Let's make this a chance!
Let's all lend each other a chance!
He said something like that.
I said, you're cool! Captain!
I said, we're the captain! And we've been captain for a long time.
We've been captain for a long time.
Didn't you say, stop being captain?
Not at all!
I said it! I said it! I said it!
Say it!
No, no, that's not it. What do you mean say it?
It's weird if you say it!
Stop being captain!
Like I said, you have to pay for it.
Yeah, you have to.
He hasn't paid for anything in 30 years.
It's fine if you don't pay for it, but it's annoying for me to pay for it when I'm doing a meeting and I'm like,
Captain, I'll do it today. I'll give you my wallet.
And in the end, I say, Futo-chan, is it okay?
And in the end, I'm not in the mood to pay, but I say, oh, I'm sorry, captain.
And it's been 32 years.
I'll never do it.
Seriously, no doubt about it.
So the shopkeepers who always go to the shop say, oh, it's started.
It's started as usual.
This is the first time.
Let's hear about each other's past and past memories.
You might not think of it now, but the reason I became friends with you is...
Anyway, anything is a yes!
I don't have a no!
You can say, like, come to me now.
I'll say yes.
We were playing a game together.
I'm going to work now, so I'll sleep, okay?
You say, like, yes.
I'll sleep.
And then I came back and slept.
You're staying tonight, right?
Yes.
And you're there every day, so you should just live.
Yes.
What?
You said everything.
Don't you have your own will, Mr. Yamazaki?
At that time, it was too much.
No, of course.
It's ridiculous.
Of course.
It's like the top of the live scene.
If you say it to Mr. Harita, like...
So, this white team, this party party party.
It's a party.
When I said I didn't have money for costumes, I said I had a white shirt and a black band.
And I started doing it like this.
I see.
Yes, I did it.
But I did many other things besides that.
I did some of them but they didn't succeed.
There are many of them.
The first one is...
I had a little mustache.
A little mustache.
What? You had a mustache?
When I had a mustache...
I looked like a mountain man.
I got dark.
And I went to a theater in Shibuya.
And I said...
I told her that I have an audition for a commercial tomorrow.
I told her.
So I have a profile.
It's a little different.
Can I shave it?
She was a little bit angry.
I shaved it for her.
I said I'm sorry.
I shaved it from around and only this part remained like a chappelier.
I put it there.
You put it there.
I said, wouldn't this become a little mustache?
She said, at worst, we should shave it off.
There is such logic.
You have to have willpower to not shave it off.
I said, I will shave it off and go.
Go?
She saw me many times.
She must have been shocked.
She must have been like, now you say it.
So that's how his life began.
Yes.
It continues.
He goes to buy magazines and weekly magazines in a convenience store.
But he asks for a receipt.
He always asks for a receipt from a company like Chaplin.
He belongs to that company.
He always asks for a receipt from a store.
You can imagine, can't you?
All of the people in this company are like that.
It's a rule.
Chaplin can't break it.
That's not what I said.
Zakiyama...
Do you know the story of how it was dark at first?
It's a mature story.
There was a character called Zakiyama who was a big boy and a cool guy before him.
And there was a guy called Yado-chan before him.
Yado-chan?
What's that?
He was like Udo-chan when he debuted.
What? Really?
Zakiyama, you're not supposed to say that about me!
Really?
He was like...
You're right!
You look like you're in good shape!
Huh? At that time?
Yes, it was in the nature.
I borrowed it from my dad.
You borrowed it from him.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're the same!
I was like,
Oh, Mr. Arito, are you working?
Huh?
Mr. Shibata!
You know, you called me Mr. Arito,
but every time you called me Mr. Arito,
I had days when I had to give it back.
Oh, you did?
Mr. Arito! What's up? Huh?
You're so stubborn.
I'm stubborn.
But it started with Yamazaki.
and called him Yamazaki, and later Yama and Yanma started calling him Kusozaki.
Yeah, Kusozaki.
Yeah, yeah.
And while he was saying that, Zakiyama,
when Maikada said Zakiyama, he said,
you can't change your last name.
There was a conversation like that.
And you said it yourself,
but you're doing your best.
That's right.
It's like you're getting married.
It's already a name I've heard 15 years ago.
Really?
No, it's because of you that it's called Yanjinbo.
When we're in the room together, we say,
Yanjinbo, can you get me a beer?
And I say, yes, and he says, get me a beer.
But I'm used to Yanjinbo, so when I'm in a department store, I say,
Hey, Yanjinbo!
You're used to it, right?
Yes! I'm used to it!
And the coilovers should be like that too.
Yeah, the coilovers are always fucked up.
I was so embarrassed when you explained it.
K. U. S. O.
You changed it now?
It was fucked up all of a sudden.
Yes, yes, yes.
My name is Seki Futoshi.
It's also a gay name.
Is that so?
It's a lie.
My real name is Seki Tomohiro, but Jiro said,
you're fat, so you'd better be fat.
What?
That's right.
That's why I've been Seki Futoshi.
Does everyone know that?
No, everyone calls me Seki, so I'm not fat.
I'm not going to leave a seat.
You wanted to make it a thick mountain.
That's right.
It's a thick mountain.
I really want to leave a seat.
Then I'll make it a thick seat.
I don't know about that.
You're a gaming sensei.
I can't tell anyone.
I'm afraid of it.
What's your name?
Um, Pipe Uncle.
No, that's enough.
That's enough.
Why do you want to be Pipe Uncle?
I don't like it, Uncle Pipe.
Even so, you say things like, oh, Shiraki.
And then you start saying it yourself.
That's right, that's right.
Like, say something in a whisper.
Even in a whisper, yes.
You're good.
I've received a lot of Jiro-ism.
You've received it?
I see.
There are various rules to Jiro-ism.
There are face-removing panels at tourist attractions.
You take pictures together.
You should definitely include those.
That's why we do a lot of walking programs and such, but we always include faces.
Oh!
It's a good one.
Even if you can't buy it yet.
What's the reason?
Because it's a good one.
It's a waste.
It's a waste and it can be used as a yearbook.
Oh!
That's what it is.
And don't pass by the auto sales machine of SEVENTEEN ICE.
What?
Be sure to buy it.
SEVENTEEN ICE.
What's the reason for that?
When I was a kid.
I couldn't buy it easily.
The minimum amount of money is about 100 yen.
When I was a kid, I wanted to buy something like that.
I was told to buy it.
You have no freedom.
If you can buy it now, you should buy it.
If you can't buy it, you should buy it.
It's similar to that.
You've heard of it, right?
Is there?
You've heard of it, right?
If you poop, you should report it.
What are you doing?
You don't need to report it.
It's really crazy.
He comes to my house every day, and as soon as he enters, he says,
I'm going to use the bathroom.
And then the boy on the table says,
I'm sorry, but...
And we live in the same apartment.
Same apartment.
Same apartment, lower floor.
And he comes in and says,
I'm going to use the bathroom.
The boy on the table.
And I'm pissed off and say,
How much shit are you doing?
I've made mistakes.
You know, I'm always like this.
I always say it.
I always poop whenever I play a game.
I see.
So you know what?
When you do it,
you can do it anywhere,
you can always send me a message.
That's amazing.
You can always send me a message.
You can say,
I did it.
You don't need it.
And you know what?
I was born as a girl and I was held by Arita-san.
I puked at the moment of holding her.
I feel like puking when I see Arita-san.
I want to be in the picture.
I feel like I'm going to Adisan house.
I'm a bit overwhelmed.
So, Degawa and Udo-chan!
Udo-chan is usually so kind and has a low profile.
No matter what!
But it's not only that, she's actually a really manly person.
So it's not that she's a shy man, but she has that side of her that I like.
Before, when I was riding in Udo-chan's little car, I went to Shinjuku and picked up girls.
And I stopped in front of a car and asked if there were cute girls, and I picked up girls.
At the time, I don't know if you're young or not, but they were called teamers.
Bad guys, right?
The bad guys were popular, but suddenly the police car started shaking.
I wondered what happened, and I was surrounded by a dozen or so teamers.
I was like, come on, Udo, come out, come on! And it shook like that.
And then Udo-chan said, Captain, no matter what happens from now on, please don't leave this car!
I said, okay! And then Udo-chan came out.
I went to the teamer's biggest boss and said,
I said, won't you apologize to the captain?!
Wow!
Cool.
In no time, those twenty or thirty people surrounded me.
And since the captain was already here,
there were a lot of those kids...
Captain... captain...
Captain, you did it yourself, right?!
But in no time, the other team was coming!
The other team's leader, the other team's leader!
The other team's leader!
They took out their knives like this...
and said, you're a coward, I'll stab you with this!
And I thought I was really going to get stabbed and die,
Then she said,
If you're going to make me do it, make me do it!
This is the real deal!
He gets angry and says,
''Look at you!''
Oh my gosh!
If it was a fight like this,
it would be in front of Shinjuku Alta,
so there's a bus there.
Yeah.
So the police officer comes and stops us,
and in the end, he apologizes,
and then the woman apologizes,
and we say goodbye,
even though we don't know what will happen next.
You make up?
We make up.
Wow!
That's cool!
He's cool.
The captain always talks to me like this,
like I'm a man,
I apologize for this.
No, no, no.
You're being stubborn.
You've said it many times.
I've said it many times.
I thought you would come if you said it louder.
You said it loudly.
I said you were driving.
I said we're not calm.
You should apologize to the captain!
That's not it!
Don't say that, Udo-chan!
Knives are real too!
This is not real either!
Why are you embarrassed?!
What's wrong?!
What?!
This is a real story.
This is a real story!
After that, I went to the Cabaret Club with Udo-chan again.
A few years later...
So if I'm having fun,
people with demon marks from over there come in.
So if I'm having fun like this,
they'd say, what are you doing? Come sit here!
But I'd just say, hello!
But they'd be pretty persistent, and I'd say, come sit here!
And then Udo-chan would stand up again and say,
stop it!
I'm in a private seat, so please stop!
And then, someone around Arita's seat said,
What's up with you?
Oh no!
It's true that they said it, and it was the team leader who was here by chance.
But Udo-chan said it this way, so the team leader stood up and said,
Udo! You haven't said anything to me for a while now!
They said it, and what are you saying to me?
It's funny! It's funny!
I haven't said anything, but you're apologizing for getting me in trouble!
Then Udo-chan said,
Oh, I'm sorry.
But please tell everyone in the small group.
Then the boss said,
you guys too, be quiet and don't bother the guys.
Then,
oh, Udo, I like it.
I like how you feel, boss.
Then, they shook hands,
and everyone started talking about the girls in the cabaret club.
Which club is it?
Which club?
The cabaret club?
What are you talking about?
You mean the cabaret club?
Yeah, they all stood up and said,
wow!
Ending ovation! Ending ovation!
When I go home and tell him to stop doing that,
if something happens to me, Sekine and Uchimura and the captain,
I will risk my life to protect them!
That's the kind of person he is!
Amazing!
That's true!
This is true!
Apologize and correct your behavior!
What did you say?!
That's not true!
What are you saying?!
It's mostly a lie!
The important thing is...
The main point is right.
But when I turned around and said,
I was like, wow, you're like that?
I see.
I was like, what should I do?
And the leader there said it in a kind of polite way,
and I said, oh, I was heading for you.
And I apologized for that.
Oh, that's good.
You apologized for that.
Is the standing ovation in Cabajo true?
I finally said thank you and went back to my seat, and Dengan was asking for her number.
I didn't mean it like that!
She's a lovely person.
Lovely episode.
We played with that for a while.
I got bored and I picked up the phone and called the woman in here.
You push it.
And you don't know who it is.
And the moment you get it, you push it.
It's terrible.
And you are pushing it from this side.
You say,
It's been a while.
You say,
You are searching for it.
You are trying to guess who it is.
You are searching for it.
You say,
It's been a while.
You say,
So we made a promise to drink together.
So we did it.
And he said,
Long time no see.
And we became like Yamazaki's sister.
You are so nice.
Long time no see.
Wait!
This is so good!
What's up?
Hiro-chan?
I only call you by your name.
You're right!
I'm Hiro-chan.
I'm Chiyo-chan in Chakuchimon.
You have to go and meet her.
I called her and said,
Hi! It's been a while!
I said, let's go for a drink.
She said, sure, but...
How many times do you say that?
I said, it's okay if it's three against three, but call me a friend.
I was doing something like that.
Well, it was Mr. Ijunin's wife.
That's dangerous!
[PH] The worst!
Mr. Ijunin's wife!
Well, of course, you know her, too, Mr. Anis!
From Mr. Ijunin's wife's point of view, she's like a crazy junior.
She's like a crazy junior.
What do you mean?
I wanted to see her, and I went to see her.
[PH] The worst.
I was living in the same apartment.
So I went back to work and found a tea bag in my bag that I could use for filming.
A tea bag for men.
It could be a banana or an elephant.
I saw it and said, why don't you try it?
He said, what?
I tried it and didn't look at it.
I said, oh, I see.
And he said, let's play a game.
We played a game.
And then, when the game was over, we drank and we didn't feel like we were vomiting and we fell asleep.
And in the morning, even though you didn't say it, I came into the living room and said,
What?! and my mom who was living with me came in and said,
What?!
And I said, Hey, you! Hey, you! Um, oh, Mr. Yamazaki, hello! and he said, oh, hello!
And I was drinking beer and beer and I was like, what's going on?
You must have thought something had happened.
Both of you came out and said something and suddenly...
Oh! I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh, you're sorry.
Oh, I see.
Our Jiro Club's game is...
...to do what the President Jiro wants to do with everyone.
I saw the water rising in Sanma in the evening news.
I called him and...
Oh, let's go.
He took me to the club at 11.30 at night.
From there, we go to Onagawa.
We often see it in the news.
We get dozens of tons of water fried food.
The fishermen are watching us, but we also go behind them.
We eat water fried food.
We eat fresh fish.
We eat salmon.
Jiro makes food for me.
He cooks well.
He also runs a restaurant.
Jiro's hot pot is very delicious.
This is also Jiro's hot pot.
This is a good photo.
This looks delicious.
This is the size of a chicken.
This is definitely gone until the last one.
It's really delicious and you eat it until you collapse.
I'm full and I'm disbanded, but in the morning I put my wife in the car and sent it to the square.
I'm getting off here in front of the house, and I have to walk a little from here, so I'll walk and go home.
I got off and I could see my wife walking like this, but she went to mac.
I was hungry but I bought a McGriddle.
What?
I'm hungry and I'm sweet.
Hungry?
Do you have to go to breakfast with your partner?
No, no, no.
I'm fat.
I couldn't get up at that time.
You are too fat.
I didn't think they were watching me.
I was embarrassed to say I would walk home.
I'm going to wear a costume.
The three of us will go to the center.
Date-chan will definitely weigh me.
How much does it weigh?
It's 96kg.
At that time, it's usually 98kg.
Why did you say that?
I'm sorry for saying that.
We often go to the sea together.
We go together in summer.
We don't allow four people.
It's a rule.
Female entertainers don't come.
Even if you go to the sea, you can eat lunch boxes even if you can't cook.
You can eat lunch boxes you made.
Do you share it?
Yes.
It's fun.
I'm happy.
I can't cook, so I put meatballs in a tupperware.
I eat it with everyone.
Wow, nice picture!
So, Degas and Wood-chan, when you were young and you had two days together,
you said things like,
Anyway, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
They were going to make a two nights and three days of booking at Narita Airport, and I went to Narita Airport.
I said, OK, I'll get the ticket and they said, I didn't get it!
Are you kidding me?! This person is really weird!
What are you going to do in Narita?
And when I got to the counter, I got a call and said, I can't afford it.
I said, yes, I have two tickets to Guam.
He said, you got two tickets?
I said, yes, I did.
He flew off, got on the plane and got off.
I said, I'm going to the hotel now.
Can you get me a hotel room?
He didn't get you one.
What are you going to do?
He said, it's okay, leave it to me.
I got in a taxi like a high-class man and asked him what he would do with a check-in.
He said, leave it to me.
At the counter, he was like, yes, yes, hey, hey, like that.
Oh, hey, hey.
That's a good impression.
It's not hey, hey.
One room, two man, key come on come on!
Key come on come on!
So you could get a room?
Yes you could get a room and a big lobster, you could call all of them.
So you could call all of them?
Lobster, big big come on!
When you say come on, they usually come.
So you call them because you like them?
I went on a trip. Like Australia.
You went to many countries.
You went abroad, too.
I went to Australia with Otake-san of SUMMERS and Arita-san of me.
Otake-san said, it's a gold coast.
I wanted to sunbathe but I was worried about getting sunburned.
So I applied sunscreen.
Arita-san asked Otake-san, do you apply sunscreen?
Otake-san was very nervous.
Otake san is amazing.
He has a lot of different lotions.
He is saying, let's go to the beach!
But he has a lot of different lotions.
Wait a minute.
What is he doing?
He is using it for protection.
So he said we won't use it anymore.
I'm in it too, but we won't use it anymore.
That's one of the reasons.
But we won't use it anymore.
And he got heatstroke on the second day.
He fell down.
Mexico too.
But it's...
It's been hit once in 20 years.
I wanted to go on a trip to Japan.
I wanted to drink tropical alcohol at the beach, but it didn't work.
I didn't have much to do, so I went to see the sea.
But the sea was crushed, so I was watching it at the sea.
I don't know what he's saying, but he's like a Mexican MC.
And he was like, is there anyone who wants to participate?
Because he was raising his hand like this for the audience
So I said, Yamazaki, you should raise your hand again
And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah
And I raised my hand, and he said, ok, ok, come on, come on
And he was like, ah, he called me
And then, he called me like an amateur beef tasting corner
And at that time, beef
There's a V
V
What is it?
Ah, it's getting excited
That's it
Red one
Thank you.
He's dancing!
He's not scared at all.
He's bigger than I thought.
He's dancing!
He's a comical.
That's dangerous!
Are you okay?
What's going on here?
He's not like what I heard.
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
Amazing!
He is dancing with ease.
Wow! It's getting interesting!
[PH] Amazing!
[PH] It's amazing!
That's amazing.
He's quite powerful in his own stage.
He's very powerful.
There are many crazy people in your stage.
You always promote yourself.
That's right.
I can't believe that I know about crazy people.
I always hit people who hit me with a bat.
I don't know.
When I came to the comedy world, I didn't know anyone who was crazy.
So I was like, huh? He seems...
He seems like a pretty nice guy.
I see.
He's not like that.
That's what Amida-san says, you know?
What you want to say because you're this age!
What you want to say because you're this age.
Something you want to say or diss about after a long relationship.
I think there's something.
Shall we start with Jiro?
The sandwich van started doing manzai because of me.
What?
We got an offer from a shopping mall in Okayama.
It was different from our office, but we went there three days a month.
Was it a different office?
We only had a computer.
We said we could do something without tools with a center mic and do it in a manzai.
And we won the prize with the story we did at the time.
That's a story from the movie, Takai.
I won the championship because I could stand in the center mic without making a register.
I have a lot of programs, but I want to be like Katsumata-san against tunnels.
Katsumata-san against Ucchananchan-san.
Don't say it like you depend on it.
Katsumata-san-like.
I think it's about a regular season.
If I can't participate, I'm going to win M-ONE with my advice.
Why don't you cut your salary?
You're too much!
You have more than 1 million subscribers on YouTube, don't you?
Cut your salary!
Right!
As a way of avoidance!
Like cooking!
Is it an avoidance of the charity society?
Right, so you can meet with the charity society.
I want to meet you.
I want to meet you, Jiro-san.
I've been waiting for you to meet me.
You said you wanted to meet me, right?
I want to meet you, but I can't stand in line for a long time.
You can't stand in line for a long time.
You have to buy a lot of things.
I'll think about it.
What do you think of Date-chan?
First of all, she is healthy.
Jiro-san, while you've been hospitalized many times, there have been times when it's really dangerous.
I've been told three times to call my family because I'm going to die.
That's right.
Really? Three times?
The first time I called my family in Osaka, but I didn't call them for two or three times.
I'm not sure if I'm going to die of a heart attack.
Is that how it is?
I'm going to say it's like I'm going to die.
The doctor said it's dangerous.
If it's like this, you won't know.
Don't you know it now?
It's the longest life among these three.
It's a long life.
It's a big difference.
My brain is like a satori.
Before death?
The moment I go, a rainbow appears.
It's dangerous.
I'm a god now.
That's why it's like a second dimension.
How about a seat?
Say something from this situation.
I have something to say to you, Date-san.
This New Year's, four people gathered together.
You are kind and you bought many things for us.
But you bought 15 bomb rice balls for four people.
You bought a lot of KFC for four people.
You bought a lot of Maisen and cutlet sandwich.
It's expensive.
But it's a festival.
It's a festival.
It doesn't have calories.
Calories are zero calories.
Is there a lot of calories?
It doesn't age calories.
Is that so?
It doesn't age?
It eats it as it ages.
It resets with money.
Calories aren't that strong.
Now, Degas.
I think you all know what I want to say.
When Udo-chan says anything...
He says, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
He apologizes for everything.
She said,
she didn't say it for me, but for you.
She only said, sorry.
I don't need your sincere apology.
I see.
I'm sorry, captain!
I'm sorry for making you say that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for making you say that.
I'm sorry for making you say that.
I'm sorry for today.
Yado, how about you?
I'm sorry for today.
I'm sorry for not being able to quit.
You too.
Good morning!
Yado!
I'm sorry for today.
I'm sorry for not being able to quit.
Let's start with Yakuri Udo-chan.
Let's say it to the captain.
This is...
Actually, I think the captain is really amazing.
Although he is a champion in the entertainment world,
he is also amazing as an actor.
He has starred in five films so far, including that film, A Man Is a Man.
Five films?
Five films.
It's not one film in a row.
Five films.
He doesn't have any lines in his roles.
But what I want to ask is...
How can I be in director Yohji Yamada's work?
This is also in 500.
If I ask this, I might become Yamada Children.
No, no, this person is really...
After Tora-san and Atsumi-san passed away,
Shochiku couldn't get Tora-san anymore.
Then, because he wanted to do Tora-san,
he used a pseudonym to Shochiku...
After Atsumi Kiyoshi-san...
He wrote a letter to me, saying that Udo Suzuki, the comedian, is a good person.
Really?
Udo-chan, you wrote it yourself?
I wanted to do it.
Udo-san...
I'm sorry, but this is not a lie.
Really?
But Yamada-san can only do Atsumi-san, so I'm telling you that I won't do Tora-san.
Udo-chan, I'm sorry, but you can't do it.
What?!
I can only do it?!
You can't do it.
I'm glad you said that.
But Degawa-san, you appeared 5 times in the movie...
What happened?
That's right!
It was the 50th anniversary of the movie,
and director Yamada was going to make it.
There was an audition, and I was going to be the extra.
Director Yamada remembered me and called me.
Wow!
At the audition?
Yes.
I only had one line.
How many lines?
It's a big problem! It's a big problem! Tora-san has a girlfriend!
You can't bite in the end.
No, no, no.
Now, Zakiya Masa, anything for Arita?
What?
About three decades ago,
during those days of going out and about,
one night in a park, Arita said,
I'm not going out and about anymore.
Suddenly.
At that time, in my vocabulary, I could hear things like Neptune and Bakushou.
But it was still a bit of a dull time.
So in order to cheer myself up, I said I wouldn't do any more group dancing.
And about three days later, I was already doing group dancing.
That's fast!
That's the only thing that remained a mystery.
That night's declaration.
I see. What does it mean, Arita?
No, I mean...
I couldn't stand it anymore.
I couldn't say it out loud.
You're very honest.
I said it like I wasn't in a relationship.
At first, I just met my friends.
I happened to be next to them.
I happened to be next to him and threw it, but it's a bonkon.
What about the opposite?
One thing is really annoying.
I'm really grateful for Yamasaki, but it's annoying.
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He's a perfect junior for me.
He was my best junior.
It's not because it's selling now, but it's because it's exciting when it's sold.
I made a lot of juniors and said, let's go drinking.
I apologized for making a mistake.
Something is wrong.
There was a laugh there.
Have you ever been scolded for eating meat while lowering your head?
I'm sorry.
Don't do that.
Why did you want to eat it?
He was really mad.
It's confusing but funny.
There are some moments like that.
For example, there was another amazing thing.
There was another junior.
He was buying a computer.
He was like a comedian.
It was before he bought it.
Ijunin-san knew about it.
Ijunin-san came to Akihabara.
Ijunin-san could buy a computer for cheap.
But he didn't come.
What?
He just flew away.
What?
He couldn't keep up with them anymore.
He didn't want to come.
Then Ijun came and said,
I'm sorry, but I'm already late.
I'm sorry for being weird.
I said I'm sorry for not coming all of a sudden.
I said I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
I said, oh, I see.
I've been looking into it.
I said I'm sorry.
I'll eat first.
Yeah.
I want a computer.
That's a lot of money.
Seriously.
You can't buy it even if you want it at the same time.
I thought I wanted a computer, but I said,
Is there anything good?
I went to buy the one I had researched and bought it.
It's amazing, high discharge power.
The lunch box you eat on that laptop computer was delicious.
I can't use it, but I can't use it.
There is such a thing.
So I expect it from my juniors.
I see.
It's difficult, isn't it?
There are many well-made juniors.
But I think, if it were me, I would do this much.
So I feel like I'm the last junior.
That's amazing.
I'm already 50.
That's amazing.
I remember it now.
I remember it.
And another reason is that I have a strong junior power.
There was a time when I couldn't sell well.
I lost in the first and second rounds of M-1.
I had no job.
But I came to my studio every day.
I went to Sanma Goten and Downtown Deluxe.
I wrote a questionnaire and someone advised me.
I said, you know that story, right?
I know you forget it, but you do it like that.
So I said once, you know, you should quit for once.
Yes, yes, yes.
I said it seriously.
Yes.
I spent a long time with you.
I said I quit.
Eh?
I quit you.
Eh?
At last.
I paid you from my side.
I paid you and you were a writer.
Yes, yes.
Then, I officially...
I was working with you everyday.
Yes, yes.
I said, is it okay?
And then that year's M-1 2003. I had already lost.
So you lost and went back to the orange jersey.
Yes, I went back to orange jersey.
And you came back from the recovery.
Yes, in 2003.
And you came in second or third.
Yes, I was in a hurry.
I was going to watch it at Arita's house, but I was going to appear in the main episode.
So I called Arita and said,
I'm sorry, but I can't watch it with you.
The way you said it is funny.
I said, I'm sorry.
I was like, what is that?
I'm sorry, I'm going out.
That year, December 31st, I was fired for that year's end.
I was going to quit.
Then I took a bath in M-1 for a little bit, and I won next year.
I started working again, and I won and sold a lot, and now I'm in the top spot.
So I'm really glad I didn't quit at that time.
If I quit that, I wouldn't have been this human.
I don't know.
If I quit that, I wouldn't have been this human.
That's true.
I think it's really good.
Did you tell Shiba-san about the 2,000 yen?
I didn't say it.
[PH] You didn't say it?
I didn't say it.
You're the worst.
You decided it by yourself.
I was like, hello!
Fuji city is full of weak-throated entertainers.
I lost my voice in the middle of the first day.
When you're alone, you lose your voice.
The members who have a bomb in their throat have a hard life.
I envy entertainers who can scream.
Let's make a line group later.
I'm sorry for this.
In Songuk city, there are a lot of good entertainers.