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Watch the live-only passionate talk recorded for the fifth time at Summer Fest ahead of TV.
Summer Fest is open until August 17th.
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[PH] Hello!
Good afternoon!
I'm Otohara. Nice to meet you!
You're amazing!
Thank you! Thank you for coming out in this hot weather!
We'd like to record a public talk show at Summerfest. Thank you!
Today's theme is...
Touch talk!
Let's welcome today's touch talkers!
Please come in!
Here they come!
[PH] Come in, come in!
[PH] Please come in!
Come in!
Nice to meet you!
Please come in!
You're amazing!
I'm happy!
Stop talking, whoa!
What did you say?
Stop talking, whoa!
That's what you said, right?
The next type is Morgan Freeman!
I did it when I was in sixth grade.
Why am I saying this now?
You're an old school H.G. fan.
We're going to have a touch talk now.
So, this venue is like a revival of M-1's venue.
Oh, yes, yes.
It's really cold in those days.
Why is it only cold in really hot days?
It's true.
It's not like a good weather.
It's not like that venue.
I see.
Oh, we have the goldfish boss here!
The youngest.
Yes.
It's my first time as a duo.
You're not young.
As a duo... How old were you?
I was 7 years old.
7 years old...
20...
31.
You're the oldest, right?
31 is the youngest.
You're too old.
I'm not in my 20s.
You're old.
I'm not in my 20s.
The reason why you're lining up Tanaka and Inoue-chan is...
Do you have a plan?
Don't try to hide it.
It's cool, right?
Cool.
It's not cool!
It's not that cool!
No, no, no.
It's not your level.
You say it when you're a bit bald!
It's a fate, though!
Inada calls me big brother!
I'm a big brother!
That's not good.
If you say it at my level, you're my big brother!
Manager, show me your back.
Don't push me.
Yusuke, you look like you're talking about someone.
It looks like you're having a hard time.
Is this a line of three of you?
That's what you want, right?
Who wants to go first? Anything is fine.
It's a talk of connecting from one to the next.
I'll do the touch talk.
Can I say something?
It's summer now.
I was a relay worker at a firework festival in Sumida River last year.
Really?
Yes.
I was about to go home, but the bus couldn't move.
There were too many people.
I was told I'd wait for an hour.
There was a ground and a firework fence.
And we had a location.
When we were outside of the location,
we heard someone shouting,
''It's Tanaka!''
We thought we should take a picture.
There was a fence and people were there.
We took a picture like a zombie.
We took a group picture.
Then we lined up.
but we got like 200 people.
That many?
We did it like zombies in order,
and did different patterns, but it didn't end at all.
I also wanted something in return.
So instead of taking pictures, they asked us for podcasts.
Oh, they advertised it.
Podcasts like radio, but it's hard to get new listeners,
Instead of taking pictures, I asked for free questions.
And I asked for an email to send me a picture of me at a firework show.
And I said I'd ask you on my way home, not on the train.
And then I went to the next recording, and I didn't get that email at all!
What?!
Poor guy.
Even though you took so many pictures?
As expected of Tanaka's feelings!
You're stepping on them too much!
What's with you?!
This is...
Unbelievable!
Poor guy.
I've been working hard for an hour, but you guys never do that!
Speaking of photos, Inana-san and I took you out for dinner.
Inana-san is a star, so many people are taking photos of her.
She stands out.
But she's so cool, so sometimes she apologizes for making you guys work.
Sometimes I would say, okay, I got it, and I'd take it.
And I only took three of them.
And afterwards, I was wondering why I only took three of them, and they were all girls with miniskirts.
That's easy to understand!
Wow!
That's not what I'm saying!
No, it was a cold season.
It's cold, so I refuse and I feel cold and I wear it because I don't want to catch a cold.
What am I saying?
What do you mean?
You're asking for a price.
It's the same as my price.
Once, a girl in short pants came to me.
And when I asked her for a picture, she was like,
Ahhhh, and cried a lot.
I was like, what should I do?
And behind her,
And suddenly, a man said, sorry, I can't.
Wow, that's too much.
I'm sorry, I'm honest.
What's that?
I'm just...
You're just choosing clothes?
I'm sorry.
What about long skirts?
I'm sorry about long skirts.
I only wear mini skirts.
What about hot pants?
I'm fine without men in hot pants.
Naoki is honest.
I'm sorry, I'm honest.
Naoki's name is actually...
I don't know!
...written as a song.
A few years ago, before I was allowed to go on M-1, I wasn't on TV that much.
At that time, I was asked and I thought, oh, I'm happy, and I was told,
you're Morita-san of Saraba's Light of Youth, right?
Sometimes you can be mistaken for someone else.
Oh, I see.
I said, no, you're wrong.
Oh, I see. Then take a picture of me.
What does that mean?
I'm glad I happened to be an entertainer.
You're just collecting people like Morita!
Take a picture of someone with a different mascara!
What kind of people do you have?
I was asked the same thing by Peace's owner.
No, you're wrong!
And he took a picture of me.
He's a person who collects low-key!
That's what it means!
I was like, who cares, I'm drunk.
Who cares, I'm drunk.
And since I'm drunk from Osaka,
even if I say I'm different,
people say, your acting is good.
As expected of a boy.
I can only take it.
You're like him.
People mistake you for him.
A long time ago, I was called
Kibori's Kishitanigoroh.
Kibori's?
Is Kibori there?
Is Kishitanigoroh enough?
Simon said me, bald pistachio.
Bald pistachio is funny.
What do you mean pistachio? It's how it breaks.
This breaking.
It breaks like this and it looks like that.
It's really pistachio.
From here.
It looks like...
How about Yusuke?
But like Misawa-san.
Ah, Misawa-san.
He said it a lot.
Can you imitate it?
I can imitate it.
Like this.
I sweat a lot.
I don't know if it's for girls or not.
I can't do it.
But you should try it.
Why do you want me to do it?
Like a rolling elbow?
I see.
Not a pose.
Why do you want me to do it?
You might like it.
You've seen it, right?
I see.
The audience here doesn't know.
I'm in a good mood today, so I'll do it.
It's okay.
Yes.
I'm glad you're happy.
He's not a king!
No, no, the white lion king is...
He's become a king because of his power!
The white lion king is...
It's similar, but have you ever thought about a similar talent?
A similar talent, huh?
Once, about two days ago, in Osaka,
the talent that was supposed to be filmed couldn't go...
So the manager said, about two days before the filming...
At that time, I usually offer people who have similar atmosphere or similar characters.
And when I get used to the talent I can't go anymore, I say Bobby Orogon.
It's completely different.
Bobby Orogon is my similar talent.
No, it's like in the past, there was only a hero's hated Santaro.
Oh, you know the hero Santaro, right? Like Pintaro, Momotaro, or Kaguya Inoue.
They were planning to make a parody of that hero, Santaro, and make a parody commercial for it.
At the time, the hated talent was Muramoto of Woman Rusher.
And me. And King Kong's Nishino.
The three of us wanted to do a parody of Santaro.
But Nishino doesn't like that kind of line-up, so he values charisma.
I agreed with Newman's village man, but Nishino refused that job.
I see.
So I was wondering who would come in my place, and Big Daddy came.
What?
What does it have to do with Big Daddy?
He hates you.
Big Daddy hates you and stuff like that.
Not Buffalo, but Daddy!
You're being targeted!
He's trying to be charismatic, but he's calling you Big Daddy!
The chimney city's Daddy!
But Shido Nakamura said I look like you.
What?
Shido Nakamura said you look like me.
There's something inside of you.
Shido Nakamura said you look like me.
Shido Nakamura posted a picture of me on social media and said I look like Ina Einstein.
When I met him, he said I look like him.
I've been thinking about this for a while.
I went to a plastic surgery clinic.
They do simulations.
They tell you how much it costs.
I asked Shizuo Nakamura how much it would cost.
Plastic surgery costs 4 or 5 million yen.
But I paid 12 million yen.
12 million yen is expensive for a plastic surgery clinic.
You look like Shido who made 1200 yen.
He told me but it's a little far away.
Oh, I see.
Do you want some water?
Yes, I do.
Do you want some water?
Let's go and drink water.
I'm fat now.
I lost weight.
You lost weight.
Where did you say you gained weight?
I lost 20 kilograms.
Thank you very much.
What is this? Is it a project?
It's a project to display the cover of a magazine called ANAN.
For 100 days.
ANAN?
There are almost kissing scenes.
Really?
Really sexy ones.
ANAN's cover?
What is it?
It's a back cover.
But it's a cover.
Wow.
You lost weight by dieting properly.
What do you think of me?
No, no, I mean...
Drag... Draglia...
You're saying it too clearly!
Even if you did, you wouldn't hide it from me, would you?
Of course, exercise and health...
In my theory, big people are dying more and more.
What are you talking about?
Hey!
What do you mean?
If you fight, you die right away.
No, no, no, no.
Because, think about it!
You've seen this kind of grandpa, right?
You've never seen this kind of grandpa, right?
But, a grandpa this big is definitely not human.
You can shrink from here to 90cm.
No, it won't work like that.
You can shrink this much.
No, you can evolve and get bigger.
You're old-fashioned human.
You're not like this. You'll die.
You should not show this on TV.
It's okay.
This is it.
Old-fashioned.
So, you should lose weight and have a lot of complaints.
Well, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
On SNS, there's a hashtag,
Please give us back our Moriyama.
What?
If you give it back, it's not yours in the first place.
It's the same for comedians, but when people see them, they ask them how many kilos they've lost.
They ask you a lot of questions.
And when you're in Osaka, there are a lot of rude people, so when you're asked,
like, you've lost weight, but you asked me how many kilos I've lost.
They ask you about your weight for about a month now.
To be honest, I weigh like a race horse.
You weigh a lot.
So you haven't changed much?
I've lost about 3kg.
I'd like to ask you.
What?
Is it better now?
I've lost 20kg for An-An and cut my hair.
Is it better now?
I'd like to ask you.
Is it better now or later?
Either is fine.
Which one?
Who cares?
If you don't like it, just look down.
OK, let's go.
Those who like the previous one, please clap.
What?
Think about it.
Which one?
We don't know yet.
Those who like the thinner one, please clap.
Oh...
Either one is OK.
It doesn't matter.
If you think Mori's weight doesn't matter, you can go ahead and win.
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
That doesn't matter?
I'm sorry.
It took me about eight minutes.
I'd like to see your plan.
If you're interested, please come and watch.
I'd like you to win.
Furuichi, you should have asked me when I should have won.
Was it better in the Yankees era or in the Giants era?
Huh?
Who did you like better?
Oh, that wasn't my choice!
I don't like either of the two!
So it's a power fight!
You should've let me say a little more!
How did you get so angry?
Should we ask him if he likes before or now?
There's no such thing!
There's no such thing as a goldfish boss!
Who would say something like that?
There isn't?!
I mean, you've done it before or after you started flying.
You've skipped work, right?
Oh, right. I've skipped work.
What do you mean?
Furuhichi once...
Oh, I'm Furuhichi.
He had a job in Okinawa.
And on that day, he had a girlfriend who was gay.
And she found out he was cheating on her.
What?
You...
You're cheating on me?
No, no, no. Don't say that.
You're cheating on me, right?
I did it.
And of course, I was dumped.
They told me goodbye.
I panicked and quit being a comedian for six days.
I didn't come to Okinawa and I was off all day.
That's terrible.
I was dumped.
You're an adult and you're working in a relationship.
You're not.
You were in a state where you couldn't work.
I didn't want to do anything.
Wait a second. You're talking like a handsome guy who cheated on his girlfriend.
That's right.
You're right.
I'm sweating.
You're talking like a handsome guy.
I'm telling you, this side of me is ugly, too.
You're ugly, too.
You're like a 20-year-old old man.
Yes.
And you're ugly, too, Mr. Hotohara.
From here to here.
You're ugly.
Don't make me laugh.
I'm going to tell you what I want to say.
You're ugly everywhere.
You're ugly.
Ugly one point.
Ugly tapioca.
Who the hell is ugly tapioca?
Ugly and handsome.
That's not a good name.
I was stuck at home for 6 days.
I couldn't work.
I couldn't live.
You couldn't live?
Didn't you want to die?
I couldn't say I wanted to die.
I might really die, so I couldn't say it.
I couldn't live.
I've never heard of it.
I couldn't live.
I didn't want to die, so I couldn't live.
But you got a lot of calls from entertainers and Yoshimoto.
That's right.
I couldn't use my smartphone.
Your smartphone?
I tried to destroy it.
You tried to destroy it?
I didn't want to contact someone.
And you know, you normally break it and put it on the floor and water it.
I guess I was trying to go to the refrigerator slowly.
To weaken it?
So you didn't want to die, you didn't want to go.
You didn't want to destroy your smartphone, you didn't want to go to the refrigerator.
It's like a life hack that makes your battery last longer.
It's like you can use it longer and you want to make the most of your smartphone.
You had a girlfriend you loved so much you were shocked and you cheated on her.
I know you had her cheated on you, but you cheated on her, didn't you?
You cheated on her, and you were about to go crazy and you proposed, didn't you?
Yes, I did. And in the end...
In the end, it was terrible.
He proposed!
He went to buy the ring at the end of the ceremony and said,
Please marry me.
He said it?
Yes.
But he said, No.
No?
That's right.
For the first time in human history,
He opened and closed the case.
I don't know.
He opened and closed it.
But he threw away the ring?
This is still here.
What?
That's not the point. You're not sharp.
I haven't given up yet. I still have regrets.
Don't use it on others.
This is the same?
It's not like that.
No, no.
You don't trust me.
I don't trust you.
Iguchi is feeding too much negative information to the young people of Yoshimoto.
You're right.
Because you're trying to catch up to him like that.
You're trying to catch up to him with virus info right from the beginning, Yoshimoto.
I'm not trying to say that I'm not interested in you anymore, I'm just saying it in a soft voice.
No, of course you aren't!
Huh? No, you are interested in me, aren't you?
No, you're not the kind of guy who would stand in line like this!
No, I'm not!
I'm not interested in that!
Give me a bit more!
No, you're not!
Let me say something a little more.
You don't introduce yourself that much!
You haven't been to M-1 or any finals, right?
Yeah, I haven't been to M-1 or semi-finals yet.
You're about to go there someday, aren't you?
You're just talking about the theater, it's not your business.
Stop it!
Let's stop it!
The show race is also about Yoshimoto.
If you win this, you'll be promoted to the theater.
It's not your business!
You don't know anything about theater!
He hates Yoshimoto.
Last time we were alone at the dressing room,
he kept saying bad things about Yoshimoto.
I've been talking about it all along, but I've never heard of it.
I know Yoshimoto better than anyone else.
You're getting information from Iguchi.
But R-1 final was amazing.
R-1 was dropped. What kind of tournament is that?
It's a shitty tournament.
Don't say shitty tournament.
It's a shitty tournament.
I'd like to go, but I can't go to the school club.
Tanaka-san, you must have a grudge against Yoshimoto, too.
Tanaka-san is my senior.
Yoshimoto Industry was the worst agency in our era to exchange passports between Yoshimoto and me.
While I'm still a father.
It's different now.
That's not true!
It is!
It still happens sometimes, though.
Yeah, it does.
Who was mean to you when you exchanged passports?
Shinagawa-san.
Today, you...
You put on your sand face and show your sand face!
You're showing your sand face!
Sand face writer...
You! Go forward! Go forward! Go forward!
A messian! A messian!
Matsunabe was behind you,
being chased for a long time!
I didn't say that!
You did! And Ariossa crushed it!
He crushed it and you became glad!
Even if you crush me, your punch is too tough.
That's right.
I haven't worked for about ten years.
I'm crushed by you, fashionable bastard.
Stop it, Hexagon Family.
What do you mean Hexagon Family?
I don't know Hexagon Family.
You're Hexagon Family, too.
I'm Hexagon Family.
You're Hexagon Family more than anyone else.
Who is that?
I've seen this T-shirt color and I remember Hexagon.
Of both trends.
Nobody remembers trends like that.
That's true, I was divorced by Hexagon, though.
I divorced Hexagon.
Hexagon.
I divorced Hexagon in our divorce.
That's back in the bardziej stage.
Why?
Back in the
But Niiyama...
He's been busy since he left Tokyo.
No, no, no, it's only been a year and a half since he left.
That's pretty fast, isn't it?
Niiyama was once in our group, Titan...
And Sayaka came to our Titan Live show.
And I was like...
He was so surprised to see us on Titan Live.
All of a sudden, we started doing blogs about things we've never done before...
We're always writing about Titan Live, but we started blogging about it...
We were talking about the applause issue and stuff...
And Westerland said,
We were blowing up about it, and we were saying awful things about it...
But it wasn't like that.
It wasn't!
It wasn't like that!
It was like we were starting a blog.
But you were moved by it, so...
I was moved and thought that this is how manzai should be done.
So I thought I'd start blogging with this as an opportunity.
That short hair was about a year ago.
Wow!
It hasn't continued for a while.
So you've become a blogger just for that reason?
That's right!
My blog is just about Titan Life.
You're a Titan candidate, aren't you?
I'm grateful for it.
That's right.
But recently I've been too busy...
Actually, about two days ago, we were smoking cigarettes at a cinema.
We were smoking cigarettes at this distance from each other, and he screamed,
and I said,
and he said,
and I thought it was a fart, but it was a poop.
It's a russian thing.
He's scared of it now.
He's got a sense of it now.
It's weird.
Poop diet.
But for me, pee is more comfortable.
Pee is more comfortable.
And I was wearing cargo pants, and I was like a bird's nest.
And the bird's nest started from here.
But I was standing like this.
So I went like this and curved like this.
And I was turning back and I was like this and I was like this.
I was like, what?
I'm serious.
What kind of phenomenon is this?
I'm serious.
Why don't you use your handsome hands?
Hands!
You're handsome enough.
Don't use your handsome hands all the time.
You're dirty hands.
I'm serious.
I'm telling you, you shouldn't be in the center.
Wait, wait, wait.
What Yamada-san said is also right.
This is the only way.
Look at this.
Remember this.
Look behind you.
Without bangs...
Look at this.
It will look like this.
It's funny.
It's a joke.
You don't know what it means, do you?
She's not Korean bucket.
She's like this.
Only Lee In-chul is center.
We have to share.
Doesn't she have sense?
Not at all.
Like metabolism.
Not at all.
I don't put up either.
Put up!
I put up a lot!
It's just right.
It's just right!
But you know, in the old days,
in the tennis circle of college,
there were hundreds of people in a circle.
That's what's left.
You're wrong.
Because girls also went on trips and stuff.
That's what's left.
She was the leader of that circle.
Yes.
Look at Tanaka's face.
I can't fight you.
Because you're the same.
You can't have a girlfriend!
You'll have the same hairstyle as me from now on!
Hey, cut this part and move it up.
Stop it! You can live with this face!
What do you mean?
You'll die in the middle of a beauty salon.
You too!
You look like a fly!
Don't make that face!
Why?
You too!
Ina-chan's face is too small for me to count.
I cut it off.
But I was very careful about college, too.
I went there for five years.
I went there before and during COVID-19.
I went there after COVID-19, too.
And the class is changed to remote class.
And there's a monitor.
People who participate in remote class are transferred to this monitor.
Like a zoom.
They are divided and in the house.
And people who come to the school can come anytime.
So you can take classes in the classroom.
Yes. But I was really worried about it and I didn't have any friends.
So I thought I wouldn't go to class.
I thought I would take classes at home.
It's easier to take classes at home, isn't it?
Yes.
And apparently, the conversation was getting excited like,
let's go eat lunch together after class.
Everyone except me took classes.
You came to the classroom, didn't you?
And then in that huge monitor in the classroom,
you're like this all by yourself.
It's like a death game.
With your face like that.
Welcome, everyone!
A death game with Matsui Hideki.
And you're full of sad feelings.
Ah, I'm thirsty.
Let's drink water!
Everyone, let's drink water.
Let's drink water!
It's true, I can't stop.
I can't forget.
It's really possible that you're sick.
I'm sick!
No, really, drink it!
I'm drinking it!
You think you're fine now, don't you?
But you'll be fine when you're old!
I'm not drunk!
You don't even realize it!
I want to go out!
Drink it! It's an anti-cancer drug!
You're the weirdest human being!
I'm not like that!
Are you okay?
I got better after we broke up!
What do you mean you're happy now?
It was really hard.
There were a lot of things that made you sad.
You looked sad and your face was pale.
And you got two diseases cured after the show.
What?
Two?
I got one.
So you were stressed.
I get stressed out and I get tired, but I get a little sick and my skin gets rough.
I used to get my eyes red.
That happens a lot.
I used to get my eyes red.
I was in this world for about 30 years and I got it twice in two months.
And then it was canceled and it never happened again.
What?!
That's stressful.
I want to erase the darkness now.
Who said that?!
Darkness is also a good thing.
Amazing!
Darkness is also a good thing.
But Motohara, I think the hardest thing was at that peak.
We did a regular show in Osaka.
Together.
And then we were suddenly recording.
We stopped and said,
Hey, excuse me, and went outside.
We went outside of the studio.
And when we came back and thought about what happened,
I'm like Heiko.
What?
[PH] Cute!
I was scared back then.
It didn't even come out in the convenience store.
It was so strict that it was disbanded and it came out.
It's always out, peace.
That was scary.
It's out, peace.
What is it?
It's out, peace.
Reigen.
There are many things like that.
Do you feel it?
There are many things like that.
When you grow up.
Like you said, I'm too busy these days.
And the entertainers who come from Osaka to Tokyo,
they go back to Osaka for work quite often.
And it's quite difficult.
I came to Tokyo about 7 years ago and went back to Osaka for work every month.
And for 7 years, I stayed in the same hotel in Osaka.
And when you stay in a hotel, you have points accumulated.
I don't know about that at all and I go back every month.
And the other day, when I checked in, the hotel staff said that Mr. Nishizawa's points were in trouble.
Eh?
What do you mean?
I asked what it meant and it was paid back 550,000 yen in cash.
Eh?
That's amazing!
You've accumulated points!
I'm embarrassed.
I'm stuck.
I'm going to get hit.
I'm cold and stuck.
I'm stuck!
That's how much he says.
That's a little stressful, isn't it?
Like that kind of video.
Wow, that's amazing.
Well, maybe it's because Yusuke-san was so busy,
but a year or two ago, when you did a talk stream,
you did a talk survivor.
In that, you're setting up and talking in a cool way.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, I was in a play.
I remember how I was when I was little.
My grandmother was like...
We talked like that.
And during Yusuke-san's talk,
he said, like, it's about my grandmother,
and how she was like...
And then something happened.
The recording stopped for a bit.
And we started again.
We talked about starting over again.
But we were so busy,
we forgot everything.
Like, I...
I...
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know how you spoke just now.
You know, my grandmother used to speak like you.
What was it?
We had about three hours of break.
But it was long.
We forgot how we spoke three hours ago.
We didn't know what to say.
We didn't know what we were doing.
We should take a break.
We should.
I want you to be careful of Moriyama.
What? Why?
While we were recording, Moriyama gathered middle-class comedians and said,
Recently, college jokes are amazing, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, if you say it in a representative example, it's like a romance.
Recently, college jokes are too amazing!
In the past, only stupid people from high school gathered and said,
I said, like, you know, you can't go to college anymore, and became an entertainer.
Even though you were doing it as a junior high school idiot.
I'm in middle school.
Excuse me.
A bunch of juniors from my school were gathered next to me.
I'm sorry, but I forgot junior high school also has an entertainment program.
Shinagawa, you didn't go to kindergarten?
I only speak kindergarten language.
Don't you think you talk too much?
Can you speak kindergarten language?
I have a complaint about Moriyama.
We stayed in Aomori for a MITRIS event.
The members were luxurious, too.
New Yorkers, Mayurikas, Black Batteries, Longcoded Addys and so on.
It was fun.
All of us were pretty busy.
We gathered all of us on that day and stayed overnight.
We rented a hotel and did it.
The next day, we had to go home early.
We got up at 7 in the morning.
We had to get up late and get up early.
We stayed up late and drank.
At about 1 a.m., everyone came to my room.
And I said,
Mr. Moriyama and Mr. Usagi should all play sumo in the bread shop and cheer for me.
[PH] Cheer for you?
What's that?
I wanted to sleep at night.
You were told at 1 a.m. that there would be a sumo match at Aomori.
I said, we'll hold it at Aomori and you're all idiots, so you should come at that time.
It's hard.
And it was a battle of me and Batteries' ace.
Who do you think will win?
Both are fine.
[PH] Hahaha!
Well, but...
No, Moriyama is winning.
Ah, certainly, Moriyama is winning.
This is...
Yeah.
Ace won.
Huh?
Oh, oh, oh.
From there, he flew in a zub in the middle of the room.
Hahaha!
That's right.
Daikin...
Daikin also won.
Yeah.
It just looks like fun.
Yeah.
Yes.
I also have a little something to say about the two of you.
Oh, yes.
Do you have something?
What is it?
Well, well...
Lilly-san and Okayama are from the same hometown.
Okayama.
Together.
Once upon a time...
I took a video...
I don't know if it's a show or not, but Little isu built a castle in Okayama.
He hasn't built a castle or anything, so I don't know.
He kept telling me not to build a castle or anything.
And in the end, I built a castle, so I was told by the comedy director to close it with,
"'Chick Joe'".
What kind of show is that?
They only filmed that part.
But it was recorded, and Chidori-san did it, but...
Iguchi, cut it out.
Hey!
What do you mean, Chick Joe?
It's Chick Joe, you know!
It's not something you can do!
Why don't you just do it here in the TV studio?
Sure, sure.
You can bet on Chikujo.
Hey, Mitris!
You haven't won anything yet, but you're still building castles in Okayama!
It's not the time for you to build castles!
We don't have any castles here, so shut up!
Chikujo!
Oh, no, no, no.
Chikujo!
I want to do it!
Ibuchi is too cute!
I want to do it!
You're doing it wrong!
It's not your own gag!
That's terrible!
You're doing everything!
That's terrible!
I'm terrible!
You're the worst!
I'm terrible!
What's wrong with you?
You're doing everything!
Ina-chan, what do you think?
Can I say something about Chat GPT?
What?
I was really impressed by Chat GPT,
but they sent me a picture and asked me to give them a nickname.
I thought it would be funny if you said something funny, but it wasn't enough.
When you asked me for more, I would put it here.
I asked you for more and more, but you were trying not to mess with me.
I see.
So I asked you to put it in the shakuremo element.
And then I heard from chatgpt that he was waiting for it!
Wow!
He was waiting for it!
He was patient.
He needed his permission.
He said he would work on it and in one turn he made about 20 of them.
He couldn't stop.
Wow!
He was patient.
I was also curious.
When I asked him if Westland Iguchi is cute,
Others might say it's cute, but for me...
Well...
What are you asking?
How cute is it?
But you have to be careful.
Well, there are many ways of looking at it.
But from Iguchi-san's fan's point of view, there's no way he can't say it's cute.
It's like, it's like that Japanese.
He's trying not to say it's not cute.
Yeah, probably.
I've heard of it before, and I asked Shinagawa Hinoshi if he knew about it, and he said he won the M-1 Grand Prix.
Well, that's wrong, isn't it?
And then he got popular with Audrey's impersonation of All Night Nippon.
And then he got hated on TV.
I thought you were right only in the end.
Wow.
He is careful.
When I asked him about his nickname,
he said
slimy prince
and
Kimobile suit.
He wasn't careful at all.
Kimobile suit.
He is a good person.
He knows it.
Can I say it?
Iro-chan, you can say it.
You can say it, right, Iro-chan?
You can change the phrase, too.
If you say, like Ito Rizu and Moriyama,
we'll talk about it from now on.
They say, okay, dengana, makasetengana.
It's crazy.
And every time I say, stop it,
they say, dona iya ne, obore sasetano ka?
I've never heard of it.
They say, obore sasetano ka?
They say it so much.
Please try it.
Let me talk about your face again.
When I was in Osaka, my relative told me that you look like a man who wears a mask and sunglasses and a hat in a city.
You can't tell?
You're wearing a mask and a hat and you say you look like a man?
You can't tell?
You can't hide your face.
You can't hide your jaw at first.
You can tell wherever you go, can't you?
I was really surprised by his face.
He was a number grand month and a police officer in a theater.
I was really surprised by his face.
What do you mean?
There is a bathroom on the first floor.
And he said me to turn off the lights when I leave the bathroom.
So I turned off the lights and I was about to leave, but there was a police officer who came in just in time.
I was really surprised by his face.
But I noticed that he was calm and still showed his surprise.
And it's like,
Whoa! Inado-san!
At the end, he's like,
His face is full of surprise.
But you can't show it all the way to the end.
Furuichi also has a face like that,
and he has a kind of facial outline.
Furuichi has a lower jaw.
He has a lower jaw like this.
And when you bite it,
the lower teeth and upper teeth become like this.
I saw you eating chocolate bar the other day.
It's like this when you eat it.
It's like a front collision with chocolate bar.
Chocolate bar collision with chocolate bar.
Don't go to the bar.
Don't you eat tonkatsu?
Tonkatsu.
Don't you eat it with tonkatsu sauce?
You're so mean!
Don't you get licked a lot?
Of course!
It's like a given.
You're so mean!
You get licked a lot for your looks and voice.
I went to a beef bowl restaurant and ordered a curry with onsen egg.
And since I didn't have a coin on me, I called the clerk and said,
I'm sorry, but we don't have coins.
Yeah.
I said, oh, I'm sorry.
And then he came out with only one spoon.
A foreigner's clerk.
Yeah.
He came out with only one spoon.
He was eating my curry and asked me if I had any change.
I thought he was hiding it.
He was trying to get another one.
He was eating it and said sorry and gave me a change.
But you seemed like you were hiding it.
No, I wasn't hiding it.
You were eating it even when it was being eaten.
No one would support you if you weren't Yoshimoto.
I don't know if you're popular in Yoshimoto's theater or not, but no one would normally support you.
So much for Yoshimoto's theater, but no one would support you if you weren't Yoshimoto anyway!
You and you, and this table, you just walked in and came here?
The moment you walked in and came out, it felt pretty tight.
Your legs were up all along?
They weren't up. It wasn't like this.
It's not like we're following you.
We're following you.
It's about time.
Thank you very much, everyone!
Thank you very much!
Eh?
I'm sorry!
What's this?
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
Apologize!
Why am I the first one to apologize?
Kuwa-chan's sword.
Kua-chan's sword.
Otoshulu.
As usual, when the principal is talking, the classic teacher.
Chuuuuruu...
Like a hot water heater.
The show is different.
Yeah.
Hot tea!
And a person who sees a large company being paid for with a G.
Chuuuruu...
Suddenly, something started.
Hot water heater.
A person who sees fireworks reflected in the building's window.
Chuuuruu...
Excuse me!
Kotohara!
Excuse me!
I have a big question for you.
What's going on?
A lot of shows have been on air.
What's going on?
What is this?
We were on a summer festival at a location called Everyone's Friendship with Horiken, which is being broadcast on Celeas now.
And we heard you guys talking about joining us, so we took permission from Kajisa and officially joined you.
I'm sorry.
I see.
What?!
Why is Morimoto so successful?!
It's out!
A heavy crab stick!
What?!
Here it is!
Crab!
Crab stick!
Go, crab stick!
You bastard!
Take this!
The smallest...
Shaka Shaka!
Child care head!
Huh?!
Header.
He hits it!
He caught it!
He hit it!
I can't do anything about it!
I stopped it!
Center!
Side!
Tanaka-san, you stopped it!
Side!
Center, side!
What attack? What attack?
Side! Center, wide, wide!
Center, wide, wide!
There it is!
I stopped it!
I can't do anything about it!
He's gone.
Fujima-san.
Sushi and sweet and sour pork. President Kimura is on the line.
Sushi and sweet and sour pork.
He's gone.
It's not working.
It's not working?
MC Gondosuke's line!
MC Gondosuke!
That rap thing, right?
MC Gondosuke!
Hey, yo!
Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
MC Gondosuke!
Beep!
Wah!
Did you do it? Did you do it?
You did it!
You did it! Thank you!
Victory's horse line!
Again?!
Victory's horse line!
What is this?
Victory of Gumba.
It's long.
Gumba line.
Gumba, Gumba, Gumba.
Oriori-bamba.
Oriori-bamba line.
Alright!
Gumba...
Konnyaku...
Gnyoro, gnyoro, gnyoro, gnyoro, gnyoro...
[PH] Line!
[PH] Wow!
Awesome!
It's funny!
Stop it!
What's this?
Um...
Sakurai-san...
Kirako the school worker.
What're you doing?
Kirako, Kirako, Kirako!
Yes!
Ruby-chan, Ruby-chan, Ruby-chan!
So cute!
Cute!
Frog lightening!
What?
Huh?
Huh, what?
Frog lightening!
What are you doing?!
Frog lightening!
There she goes!
She's gone! Frog lightening's gone!
Frog lightening!
What's up?
Moriyama!
Moriyama, stop it!
Everyone!
Moriyama won 1 billion yen and became a cover of a fashion magazine.
He's a model.
[PH] He's here!
Moriyama won a dance award.
You're bad!
Lily and Frankie's match!
Huh? Lily and Frankie's match?
Lily and Frankie's move is...
Tokyo Tower!
It's like you're being pushed down by a tree.
Lily and Frankie...
[PH] Here we go!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Oh no!
Attack! Attack the Tokyo Tower! Attack the first place!
Ura-chan!
Everyone, everyone.
Ina-chan!
Your favorite line of speech.
Free is the worst.
Your favorite line of speech.
It's like a free speech.
She's in trouble.
Her chin is stretched.
It's stretched.
​Tock...
​Tockey...
​Tokky, chitago...
​Tocky...
​Last but not least...
​Poto and I!
​GoldfishAAligan.
​This is the most painful one!
​This morning...
​Wide Scramble Streetbert!
​This morning, on Wide Scramble Streetbert...
​What?
​Wide Scramble!
Wow!
Speaking of croaker...
Excuse me!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
Before he left, he said,
Leave it to me.
How did it turn out like this?
I know!
You did this?
Leave it to me.
Are you leaving?
I'm sorry.
Go somewhere else!
I'm sorry!
Go home!
Why is Morimoto-kun so successful?
What do you mean by that?
He doesn't have any achievements, but he's an MC.
What do you mean?
You're so rude!
What are you saying?
Something's about to start again!
Hey, you're not going anywhere!
I'm going back to Haji-san!
I'm not really into Haji-san!
Don't say that!
It's been a while since we had a candy talk!
Hurry up and go back!
I'm sorry!
So you really came here.
Yes, I really came here.
It's really over.
It's over.
Thank you very much, everyone!
That's all for this talk.
Thank you very much!