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"Touch Talk" for the first time in "Batteries" too!
No script or theme, you can only rely on your own Japanese skills!
"Entertainer Battle Royale"!
A hot smile on a cold day!
"Touch Talk"!
"Touch Talk" for tonight!
An entertainer's arm wrestling showdown where you can talk about anything!
Everyone, thank you for coming!
Thank you for having us!
Thank you!
"Touch Talk" for the first time!
M-1 Grand Prix semi-final "Batteries"!
You must be very busy, right?
I thought you were actually winning, so I looked you up.
Last year, I took more than one train than a bullet train.
You don't ride a train, do you?
If it's an hour and a half, I ride a bike.
So you don't have money...
I don't have money, but I like bicycles.
I took a taxi from the theater the other day.
I said I didn't need a taxi because I wanted to ride a bike.
When I got out of the taxi, I pushed the bike away.
Bicycles are very fast.
You two are very close, right?
That's right.
I've been working with Kusaki for a long time.
I've been working with A.C.E. for a long time.
I've decided on a name for myself.
A.C.E.?
"Batteries" and "A.C.E." have a proper meaning as pitchers.
So I don't know what "batteries" is.
I know what "batteries" is.
I know what "catcher" is.
I just want to clarify it.
I was working with A.C.E. and he was really an A.C.E. member.
So I thought A.C.E. would be good.
But it was "director".
Director?
A.C.E. and director?
Director and A.C.E. have a good relationship.
When we weren't receiving many calls,
we were called for a "battery".
So I asked "Tsuji-san, is it okay?"
I thought he would talk to me.
So I said "no".
It was dark and no one was there.
So I said "can we do it tomorrow?"
I'm serious.
And "Kuma-pro" also knows "batteries" well.
Yes, we've been working together in Osaka for a year.
I've been working with him for a year.
He's a senior.
He's really cute.
When I asked him to go to a spotter in Osaka,
he was really happy about it.
I got a lot of money on my payday, so I took him to a spotter's shop for lunch, and he said, "Kumao-san, as expected of you on your payday!"
And I was like, "Really?" and he was like, "Yeah, I guess."
Now, Kotouge and Hikorohi are surprisingly close entertainers.
You two appeared in my program, and I heard you two go out for drinks often.
As usual, you two are close.
We went out about two days ago.
That's right.
I have a report for you.
When I asked you last time, I had a complaint about you, Kotouge-san.
When you took me to a karaoke bar or something like that,
you and Shizuka Kudo always got into a fight about what you sang.
We always got into a fight.
And you always sang Shizuka Kudo's "Doukoku,"
but I don't want to sing "Doukoku."
I want to sing "Metamorphose."
So, Kotouge-san, this is the only thing that really makes me angry.
About two months ago, I was a little depressed, and I said, "Kotouge-san, you're a little depressed."
After a while, Kotouge-san sang "pan" in silence at the karaoke bar,
and when I saw "pan" again, Shizuka Kudo's "Metamorphose" intro came out.
That's the only day you made me sing "Metamorphose."
You like it.
No, no, no.
I thought you'd sing it for me for about today, and you sang it for me.
It's soaked in.
After all, Metamorphose with a little bit of regret.
It's soaked in.
I was told to listen to a short novel of Perapera.
It's on the internet.
I called you until the end and missed you.
No theme, just a standing talk that connects conversations.
First of all, let's start with the recent events.
How about it?
I can only talk about it at this timing.
It was just fun.
I want to hear it.
There was a workshop of the factory committee.
It was held for the New Year's party.
Mr. Sanma will come.
Comedians will come, too.
About 30 to 40 people will come.
Staff and managers will come, too.
There were about 100 people in the club.
It's rare.
We rented a shop.
I haven't heard of it recently.
We all drank and talked.
It was a lot of fun.
How about it?
I can only talk about it at this timing.
I want to hear it.
There is no more chance to talk about it.
I want to talk about it.
Mr. Kumaporo held a New Year's party about four days ago.
How about it?
It was fun.
What did you eat?
Yes, yes.
Buri shabu.
It looks delicious.
But after eating buri shabu, I was wondering which one was better, Mita Seimenjo or Buri Shabu.
"Mita Seimenjo!" I shouted.
I know it's seaweed, but...
Mita Seimenjo is delicious.
It's delicious, but...
You didn't go there alone, did you?
There were seven or eight people.
That's a lot of people.
A lot of people.
I usually go to host clubs, but I didn't go last month and this month.
So I'm a little free.
I'm not free, but I feel better.
Recently, my life in Tokyo has been disturbed by Kumamoto Pro-wrestling.
It can't be disturbed.
Kumapro, Jumbo of Rainbow, Iwakura of Kaito, and...
I went to a karaoke-style izakaya for a big concert.
I was having fun and everyone was singing.
There was a group of men and women.
They looked flashy and had big breasts.
Apparently, this girl was seducing everyone.
She was singing next to an old man who came alone.
Jumbo and I said, "She's erotic."
I was about to go to the bathroom and that girl came out of the bathroom and talked to me.
Don't you do Instagram?
Can we exchange?
She was doing it in front of the bathroom.
Suddenly, Kumapro did both of us.
Jumbo, let me go to the bathroom.
She's trying.
Why is she doing that?
It's a helpful story.
She's saying this to everyone.
Tsuji-san has a cool way of writing stories.
If she said that, everyone would think she's stupid.
Everyone would think she's stupid.
I don't know if you have a hard mind,
but it's weird for you to say you want it.
Isn't it the same if men and women are reversed?
This host is a little different from what you think.
Usually, champagne is poured and the host makes a call and everyone gets excited.
In this case, champagne is poured and the host sits down and the host dances in the middle.
Lovely.
Good luck.
After enjoying champagne, I was too drunk and I didn't want to go home, so I danced in the grave.
It's a little different.
I didn't want to go home, so I danced in the grave.
The grave is a dance when you don't want to go home.
I took New Year's holiday for the first time.
I was working on New Year's holiday since "King of Kong" was filmed.
I made a family and went on a trip to Hawaii.
I went with my wife's mother, my grandmother who lives with me, my aunt and my parents.
My sister also said she wanted to go.
I paid for everything.
It costs a lot of money.
I couldn't sleep last summer.
I couldn't sleep for 27 hours.
I wanted to do various things.
I wanted to eat steak.
I ordered two large steaks in Hawaii.
I was given a large asparagus.
I thought it looked delicious and ate it.
I said "one asparagus".
She said "two asparagus".
I said "two asparagus" and waited for her.
She gave me a large asparagus.
The asparagus next to the steak was served from the beginning.
She gave me another large asparagus.
The nine of us ate asparagus in Hawaii.
She said "perfect".
I also had a New Year's holiday.
I went to New York alone.
New York is expensive when you go alone.
I thought it would be fashionable.
I wanted to do something like "listen carefully".
I walked for about 2-3 minutes and arrived at a fashionable restaurant that I couldn't believe.
I thought "wow, New York is so fashionable".
Then, a woman sitting next to me picked up her pancake and said "do you want to eat it?" in English.
I thought "wow, New York is so fashionable".
Is it New York?
I talked with her for a while and she asked me "what are you doing here like an Asian girl?"
I said "well, I'm a comedian in Japan and I'm on vacation here".
She said "well, it's hard work, I know. This is an entertainment city, so I know how you feel".
"Just look up", I said.
It was a restaurant with glass walls and people were walking down the street.
There were so many New Yorkers walking down the street.
I pointed at them and said "there are so many people here".
"You can meet as many people as you want in your life".
"There are so many people here".
She said "this is New York".
"Welcome to New York".
I realized for the first time that when you go to New York too much, you get cold.
When you live in New York too much, you get cold.
New York is too much.
I got cold and went back to reality.
Can I talk about overseas?
There was an opportunity for me to go abroad for the first time.
I went to Portugal at that time.
I went to Portugal through Istanbul.
But I left my cell phone on the plane back.
The plane had already moved.
I couldn't hand it over here anymore.
- That's terrible. - Yeah, yeah.
They told me to continue after I returned to Japan.
I was like, "What do I do?"
Then I got a call from Mr. Ringo Haihiro.
Mr. Ringo said, "I'm filming in Istanbul next time. Did you bring it?"
- What?! - What?!
- That's light. - Yeah.
I thought about it for a while and said, "No, it's okay."
"No, I'll go at all." And I handed it over.
- What?! - What?!
I'm very grateful for that.
There was a Dokaben sticker on the back of my cell phone.
I had to talk with him and explain what kind of sticker it was.
- Dokaben... - Baseball...
When I had time to talk with him, he said, "Wait a minute."
What did you say at the end?
I said, "Mr. Ringo, thank you very much."
- That's kind of you. - That's kind of you.
But good things overlap, don't they?
I've lost a lot of things.
- What?! - A lot of things.
About 40 years ago, I was riding in that old car with the main character of "Initial D" on it.
- I see. - I signed a three-dimensional parking lot contract.
I always parked it in a car that looked like a Ferris wheel.
And as usual, I pressed the security number and it opened.
- I see. - I pressed the security number and it opened.
- But it was not there. - What?
- Huh? - It was only on this palette plate. - Huh?
- I thought I was caught, and I couldn't see it from below to above because it's this type. - I see.
- I immediately called the dealer and explained everything about the splinter and the initial D. - I see.
- That white and black two-toned car has a sports car and a skateboard and a boy. - I see.
- But he's not a generation young boy and it didn't resonate at all. - I see.
I was in a hurry, and I touched the machine, and I opened it, and it said "BMW", and it was completely different, but I said "Is this it?", and it said "No!".
I explained it, and it was like a police car, and I touched the machine again, and I opened it, and it was like a sales board, and I said "Is this it?", and it said "No!".
And on the fourth time, my car finally came out.
It was a big failure, and it was completely different.
It was a really big "gacha gacha".
I recently lost something, and I bought a bluetooth earphone.
I was happy, and I tried it at home, and one of them fell off.
I was looking for it, and I couldn't find it anywhere, and I couldn't find it for three days.
I was looking for it every day, and I couldn't find it in a trash can.
I knew it wasn't there.
I thought it couldn't be helped, and there was a young manager, and I dropped my bluetooth earphone, and I came home and asked if he could find it for me.
The manager came, and I stood here, and I put it here, and I dropped it here.
"Where do you think it is?" I asked him, and two seconds later, he said, "It's here!"
And there's a table there, and it's a double-decker table, and it bounced in here and went in.
I thought, "Does it bounce like that?"
"Does it bounce like that?" It's kind of expensive.
So, when you lose something, it's not your own thoughts,
but I think new eyes are pretty important.
- From a different perspective. - From a different perspective.
I'm going back to what Ringo-neesan said.
The other day, Ringo-neesan was at the factory committee, and it was like Ringo-neesan was doing the story, and he was forced to do it.
- That's amazing. - Ringo-neesan did it.
Then, in the middle of it, I got embarrassed and said, "No!" and crouched down.
I was like, "Huh? Ringo-neesan crouches down?"
You know what I mean, right?
I was like, "No! I'm going to crouch down!" because I was forced to do it by a woman who has a long career as a manzai artist.
- Crouching down. - Crouching down.
I didn't have that image.
Ringo-neesan, every time you say hello to me, it's like that,
but I don't know if it's because of my appearance, but I always think you're a big shot.
I don't know, but every time you say hello to me, it's like that for me.
When I say "good morning," Ringo-san says "good morning!"
- She says it with such a strong voice. - Every time you come up to me, you say "oh, it's you!"
She's serious about everything.
- I have a story about Ringo-neesan, too. - A story about Ringo-neesan?
It's a baseball game that I really like.
You can make an original player out of it.
You can put in the name of a close friend of yours and show them your face.
You know, Koyabu has been making players from middle school to veteran players.
One day, I was drinking with this young middle school team and veteran team while playing a game on my computer.
You like drinking a lot.
You can turn it on and off.
And then...
Kyojin Show was playing a game.
And Bunny Bunny was the catcher.
Bunny Bunny was the catcher?!
He was the catcher?!
It was a really good scene.
Koyabu was hitting the ball.
It was like "Can I go home?"
Biscuit Brothers' Harada was fighting hard.
What's going to happen? What's going to happen?
He was a little exhausted, but he turned around coldly.
What's going to happen?
Harada hit Ringo-neesan in the head and Ringo-neesan broke his leg.
Why me?!
It's not surprising.
I don't like it.
I saw it and drank it.
Speaking of my seniors, about a year ago, Kurokawa- senior, Yasuda-daisaka's Kuro-chan-san and Hikorohi- chan invited me to go out for a meal.
There were a lot of people who wanted to quit.
Once in a while, let's get along and unite.
I was eating with Kurokawa-san and the people of the company.
At first, the office was like this and like this. It's hard, but let's do our best! It was a positive story like that.
I got a little too excited and told her about Richie-chan.
I think it's because I'm getting too excited.
Richie-chan, you can't do it yet. You're not first or second yet.
"If you're going to be with me, you have to work harder." I said something like that.
At first, I was like, "Oh, yes, yes."
I was getting more and more angry.
What I'm doing is a little too ugly.
I caught my junior's woman and stood in front of my girlfriend's baby in front of the people in the office.
I don't think that makes sense.
At first, Kurokawa-san said, "No, I don't want Hikorohi to say that."
In this office, I'm higher up.
I'm saying it, so you can just listen quietly.
No, it doesn't matter.
Even at an office like this, Richie-chan and I will do our best.
At that time, I caught my woman's bad words and said, "What do you want me to do?"
Kurokawa-san said, "Whoa!"
It was the first time I cried in front of a male senior.
I don't know why, but I just grabbed him like this.
Kurokawa-san, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I said it in front of my junior and said, "I know. It's okay. I hope you know. I'm sorry."
Then Kurokawa-san went...
It's okay. I'm sorry. I'll try my best.
We were doing it in a pretty open place, and people around us were like, "Isn't that Kuro-chan and Hitorohi?"
We were hugging and making up, and people around us were like...
They were clapping and sending Kuro-kawasa off.
It was a crazy night, but I felt like I got closer to Kurokawa-san, even though it wasn't a bond.
Then, a woman came out of the store and a reporter happened to be there.
Hitorohi-san, you said you were hugging Toba-chef earlier, didn't you?
Toba-chef!
Even if I thought it was Toba-chef, once I thought about it for 30 minutes, I realized it was Kurokawa- san!
Once I thought about it, I realized it was Kurokawa-san!
So you said, "It's not Toba-chef."
Yes, but then I remembered, "No, it's not Toba-chef."
All the honest people said, "It's not Toba-chef. It's not Toba-chef. It's not Toba-chef."
Hasegawa-san and Hitorohi-san are pretty close, right?
Yes, they are.
Right?
But in my case, I go to Hasegawa-san's house a lot.
You go to his house.
You don't go outside.
I really don't do anything. I watch TV and complain about it.
I watch Hasegawa-san and laugh at myself.
That's how close we are.
I talk to the TV all the time.
It's like I have that wall.
Whether it's good or bad, I think Hasegawa-san is almost like Umezawa Tomio-san.
You talk about Umezawa Tomio-san all the time.
When Umezawa Tomio-san and Hasegawa-san met, Hasegawa- san came up to me and said,
I thought you were my father.
That's similar.
You can say anything.
Anything.
For example, there are people who come up to you and say "nice to meet you."
No one knows who you are, but you say "who the hell is this guy?"
That's right.
You say "nice to meet you" right away.
That's right.
There's one thing I don't like about Hikorohi.
It's good that he comes home, but he always comes home barefoot.
Barefoot.
Even in the winter.
Even now.
Isn't it dirty?
No, it's not.
It's not dirty at all.
To be honest with you, I'm sorry.
My dog is doing "shh, shh, shh."
It's not like you're doing it for me.
Also, I always answer you before you come home, right?
What?
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
No, no, no.
What is it?
It doesn't smell.
It doesn't smell, but I don't like it.
But I really hate socks.
I hate the act of wearing socks.
I can't wear them.
I explain it every time.
I'm sorry, I won't wear socks again today.
Thank you in advance.
You should wear socks.
But it's warm to wear socks.
What?
You should wear socks.
No, no, no.
Hikorohi.
No, no, no.
Why do you only wear socks?
My feet are girls' high school students.
Your feet are girls' high school students?
No, no, no.
My feet are girls' high school students.
Only your feet are girls' high school students?
Yes.
Even when I'm drinking with Hikorohi-chan,
she's next to me.
When someone says something,
It's a little scary story,
I have no idea what it is,
but Hikorohi-chan says, "Huh?"
Huh?
I was too scared!
It's not like what you think it is.
I don't like that.
I hate ghosts.
I was too scared that day.
I was late on my way home, but I called my grandpa on my way home.
I hate it.
I hate it. I hate ghosts.
Can I say something about A.C.E.?
Recently, I went to a theater in Yoshimoto called Mugendai Hall.
As soon as I came out of the theater, the audience in the front row said, "You scared me!"
Whoa!
When I asked them, they said they thought the Boston Bag in the front row was a dog.
No, no, no.
If a black thing moves for a second, it's either a dog or a bear.
No, no, no.
When a black thing moved, they said, "Dog! Dog! It's a dog!"
I was surprised and said, "No, it's not a dog."
A dog wouldn't break in a place like this. It's a bag. It's a bag.
And I left right away.
You left right away.
In the past, people would say "Hello" on LINE and ask you to swipe it in various places.
I think I'm the only one who's swiped it in at a theater.
It's a fraud of an iTunes card.
It was popular back then.
It's hard to buy.
I got a LINE message from the same period and asked me to buy three iTunes cards.
I said, "Of course, of course."
Of course, of course.
I went to buy it and my mom said, "What's that?"
You're being fooled, aren't you?
She said, "Shoes, shoes."
Of course, of course.
I've never been rebellious and never fought with my mom.
But at that time...
She said, "I've never seen you before. Don't doubt my friends."
It was the first time we had a fight.
And after that, I was deceived and my mom cried and apologized to me.
- You were deceived. - Your mom was right.
When you transfer money, you should definitely ask the director first.
You can't just let the ace decide and transfer the money.
- Director Itaha too. - There's so much I don't know.
I don't even remember my seniors' names at all.
I thought it was a little dangerous.
To be honest, I didn't know him before.
Oh, is it okay for me to say this?
- It's okay, it's okay. - It's okay, it's okay.
- When I went to Sanma Goten... - When you went to Sanma Goten...
- I don't remember. - No, I'll say it louder.
- I don't remember. - I don't remember.
- Sanma-san? - Takahata?
No, I know Sanma-san.
Sanma-san...
- Why did you go to Goten? - Takahata Atsuko-san.
- Takahata Atsuko-san? - Yes, that's right.
- Oh, 13 years ago? - She said, "I saw you."
I was like, "Who is she?"
- "Who is she?" - "Who is she?"
- I think that happens a lot. - I think that happens a lot.
I've never seen Nelson-san's stories either.
- Oh... - Oh...
I've never seen his stories, so Wada-san is funny on TV.
And Kishi-san is funny in the dressing room.
And Aoyama-san, I really don't know what he does.
- No, no, no. - Nelson-san...
I also like manga... I like "One Piece" a lot.
But I don't like any other manga.
I've read "One Piece" about 300 times.
- Oh... - Oh...
- You like alcohol. - You like alcohol.
I'm not interested in things I'm not interested in.
But you're a self-taught manzai artist,
so you don't know about comedians...
Huh? What about Goten-san?
I'm sorry, but I know Goten-san.
- Oh... - Oh...
- No, really, Goten-san... - Yes?
No, no, I believe you.
- No, I believe you. - I believe you.
- Have you seen his stories? - Yes.
- Oh, Bikin-san's stories. - Bikin-san's stories.
- Huh? - Huh?!
But...
- Um, I know where Kyoshu-jo is. - Ah, Kyoshu-jo.
- What's the famous line? - The famous line.
- Speaking of famous lines...
- Hmm...
- It's here, isn't it?!
What kind of commercial is this?!
They're doing it now!
Shout it out!
While moving.
It might hit you.
It's not here!
You don't know that?
My motive tells me so!
Your motive tells you so!
Where was it again?
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Why do I have to do this?
How about you, Hasegawa?
I don't know if I can say this, but when we talked about our New Year's trip, I went to Carreyser.
There was a very nice cafe with a nice atmosphere.
I went in there without knowing it, but there was a place where couples and families could sit together.
It's a place where you can sit at a table and be healed right away.
Just seeing this made me feel like I was rich.
I didn't expect much of what I ordered.
And the BLT I ate there was the best BLT I've ever eaten.
I was surprised and surprised.
My mom and dad said, "It's delicious."
My mom made BLT?
I asked for shiso juice.
My mom likes shiso.
I was surprised and surprised how delicious it was.
I was told that it was made in the garden.
Thank you for watching until the end.
It was a good trip.
You are doing the same thing as Yasu-san.
When can we say that it was a good trip or fun trip?
You can say it when your juniors ask you where you went.
I want to say it on TV.
This is the only show that makes you say only fun things on TV.
Let's make it a comedy show.
A comedy show that only talks about fun things.
There is no comedy show like that.
You should say only fun things.
You should say only fun things at the end of the show.
When I first saw the dogs, I thought they were being taken care of.
I am trying to say that there is a love for animals in this show.
But when I look back at it now, I don't need the dogs anymore.
Is it okay for someone to bring a dog to your house?
I don't need the dogs anymore.
When I look back at it now, I don't need the dogs anymore.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what BLT is.
The three capital letters of hamburger and other food are "b", "l" and "e".
- Can you guess it? - Yes, I can.
beef
"beef", oh...
beef
ring onion
"ring onion"!?
- "ring onion" is "l", right? - "ring onion" is "e", right?
- "ring onion" is "t", right? - "ring onion" is "t", right?
tempura
"t", "t"
- "tempura" is "e", right? - "tempura" is "e", right?
For now, I don't know "karuizawa" either.
- I've heard of it. - I've heard of it.
- But I don't know what "karuizawa" is. - Eh?
- I don't know what it is. - I don't know what it is.
- I don't know what it is, of course. - That's obvious.
- It's a title... - Is there something there?
- What is there? - So, well...
- That's what you're talking about. - It's really cold in summer, so...
- They say "hishoshi" and it's a little hot in summer... - But...
- It can be anywhere, if it's like that. - No, no...
- It can be in a cool place. - No, it's not like...
- It's like a new Hiroyuki-san.
- You're being robbed. - You're being robbed.
- Don't you want to go on a trip, in Japan?
- If you go with friends, it can be anywhere. - Anywhere.
- I see. Anywhere is fine. - I've been thinking about this for a long time.
- Going on a hot spring trip... - Yeah?
- It's not like you're going to a faraway place for a hot spring trip, right?
- No, it's pretty much... - It's pretty much like that.
- It's not like you want to go, right? - You want to go to a hot spring, right?
- Going to a faraway place and then going to a bathhouse, what's with that?
- Well, there are people like that. - Well, there are people like that.
- So, like a crab hotpot at a hot spring trip...
- Well, of course, of course, I've been thinking about that for a long time.
- So you don't want to go on a hot spring trip?
- Tell me it's a crab trip!
- No, no, no, no...
- It's not like you get crabs on a hot spring trip, it's like you get hot springs on a crab trip!
- But there are places you don't get crabs, right? - That's right.
- What do you do in those cases? - If you don't get crabs, well...
- For example, if you play table tennis, you go on a table tennis trip. - Table tennis trip?
- If you make it the most fun, you go to a hot spring. - I don't go to hot springs either.
- I'm a sportswoman for life. - I don't use the bath much either. - I don't do laundry either.
- Wait, wait. - While we were doing the segment, you could see it a little.
- Our underpants were moving. But obviously, we're wearing underwear.
- Since we didn't wash our underpants well enough, we're wearing underwear.
- For example, you could take them off and it wouldn't look weird even with accent.
You know, in the corner of Hirabata...
I don't learn much in Hirabata!
I've never been taught anything in Hirabata!
He's got a kiss on his cheek.
No, I don't!
Touch my face and confirm it!
That's how he does it.
Touch my face and confirm it!
The first time I saw a woman naked was in Kumaporo.
What?!
Really?!
We were all gathered in Kumaporo's house of the same age.
When Fusuma touched her, she was like "What am I doing?"
I'm doing something fun!
But Kumaporo was all naked and was doing like this.
There were times when I could do a backflip naked.
I see.
How about you, Okabe?
Kotode-san...
I'm not making a claim, but...
I was wondering what it was.
We do regular shows together.
We do regular shows together in the car.
When we get to the set, the make-up artist does the make-up for us.
But Kotode-san doesn't do much make-up.
She doesn't put on foundation.
She only puts on sunscreen.
Every time!
When I asked the makeup artist if she would put on sunscreen, Kotohiya-san said, "Ah, I don't know about that today."
She said that once.
I don't know about that today.
And the makeup artist said, "Ah, but it's sunny today."
Ah, you should put it on.
Don't say "caddy earth"
There's a reason for this.
She doesn't want to put on sunscreen.
However, if it's a sunny day where you don't put on sunscreen, she doesn't want to put it on.
That's why she's looking up at the sky and discussing with the sun.
What will happen if I put it on now?
If you put it on, I'll put it on. If you don't put it on, I won't put it on.
That's all she's saying.
I don't know if I should ask Yoshizumi-san, but I don't know about makeup artists.
I know about makeup, but I don't know about weather.
Basically, they put it on.
You should have put it on earlier.
Ah, I don't know about today.
Ah, but it's sunny today.
Ah, you should put it on.
She thinks it's embarrassing to put it on.
I don't know if it's okay for an old man like me to care about the sunset so much.
I think people probably care about it, but I don't know if it's okay for me to do it.
You talk too much.
I always say it's okay to put it on.
Can I say one thing about Okabe?
We do the same regular show.
It's a TV morning show.
I usually arrive early.
When it's a 6 o'clock meeting, Okabe comes at 6 o'clock 2 minutes or 3 minutes.
He comes at 6 o'clock 2 minutes or 3 minutes every time and shows that he's not late.
He knows it.
He's so sensitive about being late.
He doesn't say "hey".
Yeah, he didn't say it for some minute.
It's because you told me about the sunset!
It's not something you say so rough.
If you told me about the sunset, I would have said something about being late.
It's not because of the sunset.
But you're stealing each other's two minutes.
That's right.
I used to be a comedian who always thought about invention.
That's right.
Today, I'm going to do about three things.
What?
That's amazing.
This is like a butterfly knife.
What is it for?
Like this.
What is it for?
It's not a knife.
This is a crab spoon.
Like this.
Do like this.
Don't move! Give me the crab!
Not the crab?
Next is this.
It's over in a second.
Like this.
What is it?
It's a case.
It's a oyster shell case.
Oyster shell?
It's a meat.
Lastly, it's this.
What is it?
It's a chupa chups.
If you turn it...
Look at this.
Is there an electric one?
It's been around for 20 years.
Electric ones can be broken.
It's semi-permanent.
I can use it even if I die.
It's amazing.
You can break it and eat it.
You don't like it, do you?
It's sweet.
It's sweet no matter how you eat it.
Everyone says it,
but it's twice as sweet as this.
It's amazing.
It spins.
It's a story about Hokkori.
When Yurian went to America,
Ganbarere and Yurian
and four of us
decided to say goodbye
to Ganbarere and Yurian.
Should I prepare a cake or something?
Yurian is training right now, "Should I eat something sweet?"
He was talking with Ganbarere and Yoshiko on the phone.
Next to them, Maachan said, "Yurian, you said you like oysters, right?"
Yoshiko said, "I'll peel them for you."
Peel them for you?
Is it okay for me to bring it?
At that point, I started to take off my clothes.
Yoshiku took care of it and left it to me.
As soon as I arrived, I didn't even order a drink because I didn't have enough.
I only ate french fries.
"What should I do?" I said.
These french fries are delicious, so let's order one by one.
Yurian said and ordered a total of four french fries.
As soon as the clerk put the french fries one by one like a bowl of rice, I was embarrassed.
At last, I asked him to serve me oysters.
There were a lot of oysters.
Yoshiku's oysters and my oysters were mixed.
A plate of mixed oysters came out.
Yurian doesn't like oysters at all.
The clerk who sold it randomly said, "Why do you eat oysters?"
Yoshiko brought us oysters that were really hard.
The oysters were good, so they were sold a lot.
Yoshiko's oysters were sweet.
It was weird.
We had hard oysters, too.
We thought, "These oysters have a unique taste and are delicious."
It was a lot of fun.
It became weird from there, so it's fun.
It's fun.
I don't need a person to order one rice and one person to eat one serving of rice.
That is also fun, isn't it?
That is also fun to eat one by one.
How about you, Hasegawa?
Is it fun or fun?
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I went to a coffee shop because I wanted to drink coffee while I was working.
There, I met a very warm and energetic lady.
She is a kind mother.
When she saw me, she said "Ah, you noticed me. Thank you very much."
But when I was waiting for her, she said "Did you cut your hair?"
She had cut her hair three days ago.
She said "Did you cut your hair?"
Yes, I did.
She said "I'm surprised. It was fun."
Why did you say "I'm surprised"?
I said "I'm surprised" and "Mom, you know about hair. It's fun."
There is no way of talking like this.
Speaking of talking like this...
Recently, I've been talking like this a lot.
Once, at a restaurant...
It was an L-shaped restaurant.
It was like this.
What?
It was like this...
Do you know what "L" means?
We know what "L" means.
Whichever is fine?
We know what "L" means.
It doesn't matter.
We know what "L" means.
It was an L-shaped restaurant.
A general public was here.
I was here with my junior.
We ate together for about 20 minutes.
When we went back, he said "You're stupid."
He said that.
I'm stupid, right?
It's fine for me to be told like that.
I'm stupid.
It can't be helped.
During these 20 minutes...
You can look up people's names.
It's true.
When I realized it later...
Who is he?
It's scary.
Where is he from?
You can look up people's names.
It was a lot of fun.
No, no, no.
You know what it is?
It's out.
You know what it is?
It's out now.
It's fun.
When I explained "L" at first...
I didn't know how to do it.
One time, I did it like this.
From above.
"L" from above.
I did it like this.
Be careful.
Major leader Maeken participates in "Egotoro 9 game".
A completely new challenge project, the work is mass- produced with reverse art.
In addition, the skills of the new members are...
I'm disqualified.
No!
Can I say it from here?
Yes, yes. Don't be in a hurry!
I did it while wearing it.
I'm glad you did it.
That desire was so strong.
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