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She is Kumamoto Pro-wrestling's favorite entertainer.
Why is she loved so much?
Tonight, Queen Bokuwara reveals everything.
She even sends her partner, Inada, his birthday.
Tonight, Kumamoto Pro-wrestling's favorite members will meet.
After winning twice in a row and appearing on TV many times,
I don't think I've been able to tell you all about Kumamoto Pro-wrestling.
Of course you haven't!
So, tonight, we'd like to tell you all about Kumamoto Pro-wrestling.
That's right.
I'd like to join Kumamoto Pro-wrestling's sub-school.
That's a possibility!
If you have one...
What about you, Iwokuro?
I'm one generation older than him, but we're about the same age.
We've been like friends for about a year now.
More like best friends than seniors and juniors.
It's a different type of friendship, but...
We're best friends because we're like best friends.
Best friends because we're like best friends.
- Ganbaruruuya! - We're the same generation!
- Same generation! - Yes, we're the same generation of NSC.
That's a crazy thing to say!
- That's a crazy thing to say! - It's like NSC's pharmaceuticals are exploding!
That's a crazy thing to say!
- You've been doing it together, right? - Yes.
We're best friends because we're like parents' best friends.
- Like parents' best friends. - Well, we're just best friends, right?
- Just best friends, right? - Yes.
Ah, Yoshiko, do you have anything to say?
It's hard for me to say...
Well, really, Kuma is...
...the star of hope for the 35th generation.
That's what I wanted to say!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- And Maenika, how about you? - We're from Inada. - That's right! - That's right! - I see! - Seiya is also from Inada. - Yes, Seiya. - Yes, yes. - Even Kin-chan, too. - Yes, yes. - Yes, yes. - And Niki-senpai, too. - Yes, yes. - I think I'm the one who eats with Kumamoto-pros most. - Huh?! - We're always together. - You're a senpai and a kouhai, but you're always together. - I'm also a senpai, but I don't think of senpais as Kumapros. - I see. - Yes, so if I get drunk, Kumapros always start talking back to me. - Huh?! - So I say, "Wow, you're talking back." and they say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," and I'm like, "Look at them!"
Everyone is talking about it.
It's too exciting.
Horo is also talking about it.
He is my best friend.
You don't have to submit it so soon.
I'm excited about the day before I meet Kuma.
I wonder what he will do for me.
It's like a theme park is working with me.
It's fun.
I know what you mean.
But for me, he is my best friend.
I don't know what to say.
I feel sorry for Hamada.
I'm shaking.
I wonder what Hamada is like.
He is my junior.
When I was in Osaka...
I did a room show for about 6 years.
Room show?
That's amazing.
I think you know Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling.
But I also know Suhada's yurie.
Suhada's yurie!
Yurie!
Katakana...
Here it comes.
What is it?
Katakana "shin" "ni" "chobo" "de" "tomodashi" "shinyuu"
Well, it's the last one. I don't mind.
No, no.
Shin no jiran.
Your partner's weakness is this one.
Yes, I'm sorry. Thank you.
Well, what is it like?
I think you often get it wrong.
But think of it as cute.
Sometimes you get it wrong.
I can't say the name "Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling" on the radio.
But there is "Kumamoto Pro-Re-de".
Pro-Re-de!
Once I got it wrong and said it like that...
"I don't mind." And my partner would get mad at me.
What?
I would be the bad guy.
"Kumamoto, I don't mind." But my partner wouldn't say it.
This time, my partner got it wrong.
Seriously!
She got it wrong.
Even though we were about to go for the sleeve,
she did a high-touch.
She did a high-touch.
At the end, she did a "seiai".
At the end, she did a "seiai", didn't she?
She always does it like this.
She got it wrong so much that she couldn't stop it.
She just did an uppercut.
That's dangerous.
That's right.
Then, today's star, Kumemoto Pro-wrestling!
This is what we're doing today.
I'm so happy.
Kumamoto Pro-wrestling's favorite members have gathered.
How do you feel about it?
I really feel free.
I think you're happy about it.
Yes, I am.
There were some people who said they didn't like it.
Didn't you say you didn't like it?
No, I didn't say it.
I don't remember it.
You don't remember it?
No, I remember it.
But we have so many guests today.
Yes, we do.
We always have many guests.
But I'm so happy that we have so many guests today.
Then, we'll expose you all today.
We'll expose you all.
I'll tell Yusuru-san to calm down.
Calm down!
Kumamoto-san, you're too excited.
I'm excited.
Before we started, you saw the script.
You came up to me and said,
I saw the script, but I didn't say what I didn't want you to say.
She didn't say what she didn't want you to say.
She told you the truth.
She told you what she liked about you.
This is what Kumamoto Pro-wrestling is like!
Thank you.
We'll use this panel to see how Kumamoto Pro-wrestling became what it is today.
I'm so happy.
You look happy.
He was born on November 30, 1990 in Koume city.
He's the same age as you.
Julia is the same age as you.
Hamada is the same age as you.
Hazara is also the same age as you.
Karashiden-kun is also the same age as you.
If you look in Tokyo, you'll see Tanabe-san and Reino-san.
And then, in his childhood, he fell in love for the first time with his childhood friend.
His mother said, "I'm late for work, so you can stay at my house."
"Really?" I like you, so I thought about what I should do.
I decided to go on a haunted house walk.
I went to the darkest place in the house, and there were only butts.
What are you doing?
Weird composition.
We were pushed out of the house for 30 seconds.
If you want to get out of the house in 30 seconds, you have to kiss first.
You're impatient.
At that time, he didn't say "sorry", but he probably said something like "what are you talking about?"
Morse code.
Don't use Morse code in your house.
Foreigners aren't trying to push you out of the house.
Don't say that!
You can say it loud and clear.
Are you late for work?
Don't say "are you late for work?"
You're late!
You're late for work!
You're always late for work!
He refused it.
Since then, he has always liked love.
You're fast.
You're always fast.
You're two years old, you're three years old, and you're four years old.
That's a shame for a four-year-old.
That's right. That's a little more comfortable, but it's about that.
It doesn't matter if you're five or six years old.
No, no, no.
Then you're five years old, right?
No, no, but I'm not five years old.
Why are you being so serious?!
You're not that old!
But at this time, I don't think you're that old.
No, no, no.
It's not like that in your own memory.
That's right.
When you were in elementary school, you were in a school club activity and a comedy club.
What?
Heman club?
What's this?
You were involved in various things in the local handball club.
Was there a comedy club?
The comedy club was shy in the first place.
It was shy until the second year of elementary school.
I wanted to be cute, too.
After school, sing-a-long's "oh-ha-rock" was popular at the time.
I danced "oh-ha-rock" at the end of the class.
From there, I wanted to be popular in my class.
That's how I woke up and joined the comedy club.
Yes, yes.
It's called Heman club now.
Heman club?
It's not like that in this day and age.
It's not like that in this day and age, but there's a physical measurement, right?
Yes, yes.
It's a physical measurement.
The number of people who said "heman" at the end of the class was called by the teacher.
"Mr. Kumamoto," he said.
From today, you are Heman club.
Heman club?
You can imitate sports or running.
But you go to the insurance office and say, "cake" or "pizza" to God.
Or "cake X" or "pizza X"
You're going to get a X in your head or high places.
It was a club that was trying to get you to study less.
Trying to study less?
Yes, yes, yes.
Sixth grade.
This is sixth grade.
It's dyed.
This is a double.
It's a recent picture.
But it's totally different.
There are things I want to have and things I want to be looked at strongly.
You want to be looked at strongly?
In order to have a relationship with men in middle school, you would make various plans.
I was always thinking about boys.
Even in school?
Yes, I was always thinking about boys in school.
At that time, the baseball club liked Dokaben.
Dokaben's era?
It's not Dokaben's era.
It was popular back then?
Yes, it was popular.
I knew what the baseball club was watching.
So, I took Dokaben's manga and showed it to boys.
Is that why you like Dokaben?
Of course, I like it because it's interesting.
But, it started with boys.
Since you like boys, you wanted them to meet you.
That's right.
Back in high school, it was "close".
"Close" was a movie and it was really popular.
There were 26 episodes and I put all of them in my backpack.
You could lend it for a year.
It's like you're moving to a library.
You look like you'd be popular.
You're a high school student.
No, I'm not popular.
Not at all.
I wish I had gone in a cuter direction.
I would have drawn it again.
You would have drawn it again.
You would have read it again.
Yes, it was like that.
When you were in college, you went to a girls' college and quit as a singer.
I didn't know about it.
There was a huge staircase at the entrance of the school.
It was a really tall staircase.
Imagine it.
There were no boys because it was a girls' college.
So, I went up the stairs desperately and asked if there were only girls.
Why did you choose a girls' college?
She said, "I don't like boys."
You're crazy!
Why are you climbing up there?
I was working in a croquette corner at a meat shop.
I was in the croquette corner and he was in charge of raw meat.
He said he liked me every day.
Let me date you, Kumamotchi.
Kumamotchi, be mine.
He had black eyebrows and was bald.
He was bald because he was late and regretted it.
How old was he?
He was about 32 years old.
He was late and was bald.
He said he liked me every day and I was happy.
He was in the elevator and said "Kumamotchi, be mine."
He was very loud.
We didn't use the word "kabedon" back then.
After a week, he started to give me a dollar every day.
Why?
He gave me one day's lunch and a cigarette.
- What's that? - And I was like, "How about this one?" But I didn't give it to him.
- Thank you. - And this is the fryer.
- And this is Dailies' door yesterday. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Pattern. - Yes.
- He gave me 1,000 yen like this from this gap of the door yesterday. - No way!
- This is really pathetic. - I don't like it.
- And I said, "Let's say goodbye for a moment." - Yes.
- And three days later, I was dating a girl in the vegetable department. - Wow!
- No way! - The worst!
- But you didn't tell her you were dating her? - No, I didn't.
- The worst! - No, I did tell her.
- But I was frustrated. - Oh, you did.
- So I said, "Did you put too much meat in it?" - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- "Did you put too much meat in it?" I said. - Oh, I see.
- "Did you put too much meat in it?" I said. - Oh.
- "Did you put too much meat in it?" I said.
- No, I'm sure you did. - Well, actually, you ate it before me.
But I didn't say such a thing. - "Did you put too much meat in it?"
- No, I didn't say such a thing. - I didn't say such a thing at all!
- If I had to say something... - You said you didn't say anything.
- I didn't say such a thing... - You said you didn't say anything.
- When you heard that, you felt frustrated. - It's your first kiss or something like that, didn't you?
- I kissed him before. - What?
- I kissed him in the elevator as well. - Oh, you did?
- So you made kisses and left with him on the same day?
- He liked it so much, the elevator.
No, I like the solidness of the iron.
Solidness of the iron!
I like a bit of a messy feeling.
A manly and wild feeling.
A wild feeling.
When I was working at a steakhouse, I kissed a lot of pork in the freezer.
Really?
A little.
On the back.
Is it the meat wrapped in a bag?
Yes, it is.
Where are you digging?
Meat wrapped in a bag.
I'm nervous.
Then, you go to NSC.
First, you go with Yullian and Inazuma Panties.
Are you going to work together?
I'm just trying it out.
Since you don't know it, why don't you try it out?
Yes, that's right.
At first, we decided to work together.
But when we talked about it, we realized that we didn't work well together.
Working together.
So we decided to break up.
What are you talking about?
We didn't even talk about it.
But now, Yullian and Inazuma Panties are both great.
They are both champions.
So, as Yullian, I'm going to talk about it.
I worked at a steakhouse for five years.
I became a meat wrapped in a bag.
Meat wrapped in a bag?
What did you do?
At that time...
I did a clip of Takanohana-san and Wakanohana-san.
- Do you remember? - I do, I do!
And Wakanohana-san's...
Like, "this is Harami," and "this is like Helen," and...
Only Takanohana-san's "Harami is a little big," like...
And at that time, my assistant senior told me, "You can't laugh."
- That's cold. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was like, "Let's talk about it," and I was like, "Is it a little different?"
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Tatsuhara Rion and...
- Torio. - Huh?
- They formed Greed Island. - I didn't know.
- And their game is called "Kumamoto"? - Yeah.
- I'm doing "Kumamoto" right now, yes. - It's like "VR"!
- Huh?! - Wow!
- Greed Island! - Hey, this is...
- Greed Island! - This is the worst!
- Greed Island's content! - It's like "Skahago"!
- Mr. TV, I'm not doing "Skahago"! - I'm sorry!
- I didn't know you looked like my daughter. - Huh?!
- You had a daughter?! - Young daughter.
- Young daughter?! - Can you explain the situation?
- I was like, "Something's being touched," and I looked back...
- And I was like, "Even if I'm with my type of man, I'm fine with this one."
- You can't do that! - That's right!
- Get him in the pig's mouth right now! - Leave it to me!
- I'm gonna end his life as a grandchild! - Why can't you end your life as a grandchild?!
- I hope it ends soon! - It's over, you bastard!
- I hope it ends soon! - Hey, what are you doing?!
- She was speaking so properly! - Yes, it's true!
- Her face was sparse, even her dialogue! - She was very fluent!
- She was one of those who were skinny.
- She was skinny. - Yes, she was skinny.
- She looked like an older sister to me, to start with.
- Yes, like now. - She was so sharp and always wore a beret when dancing.
- She must be really skinny. - I don't want anyone to mock me.
Even now, I don't want people to look down on me, so I wear orange hats and flashy hats.
I don't want people to look down on me.
I'm using exactly the same method as "poison snake"
I don't want people to look down on me.
So, like "Let's talk Yurie" and "Nyōgo Kumamoto"
we use strong names.
When we did "Nyōgō Kumamoto", we were walking in a shopping street in the morning.
Then, a drunk old man came in front of us.
He told us "get out of the way, ugly one!"
Then, a bear came in from behind and said "you get out of the way!"
You shouldn't be looked down on like that!
I don't say things like that because I'm too kind.
I often meet people like that.
But last year, I did "God Bichon Bichon"
"God Bichon Bichon"?
Why?
Because of my hair?
Yes, because of my hair.
Sometimes, people make fun of me because of my ugly hair.
So, I wet my hair and straightened my hair.
Then, I poured water on my hair.
Do you say things like that when you take a picture?
What I do often is to make my nose bigger.
Like this.
Like I did earlier.
I've been doing this for a while.
Why?
People with big noses, people with big nostrils,
are pretty cool and strong-looking.
Like Makimawa and Takeshi.
Makimawa and Takeshi?
No, no, no. They're being eaten.
You can do that right away, when you get a big nose.
Here, cheese.
Wow, that's fast.
That's fast.
Wow.
And then, in 2013,
a duo?
Mizuno Goto Cheese.
At the time, Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling...
Oh, that's where we met.
That's where.
My daughter, who was in elementary school,
asked me for a name,
and I said, "I want a strong-looking name,"
and it was either Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling or Kumamoto Nikumanjuu.
Nikumanjuu.
Nikumanjuu. They were all kanji.
I was like, "Nikumanjuu?"
And I thought about it, so I chose Pro-Wrestling.
I see.
You can't be underestimated.
Was it good for you to choose Pro-Wrestling?
No, it was really good for me.
And then, finally, in 2014,
a duo was formed!
Yes.
A year and a half ago.
How did it happen?
I want to know.
I also disbanded and moved to Pingyan.
When I was in Pingyan with Kumamoto-san,
I met Yurian in the city.
We were in the same class and I asked if there were any good girls.
She said, "Kumamoto-san, I recommend you."
And then, I sent her a DM on Twitter,
and she said, "Let's go for lunch."
Oh, I see.
So I invited Kumamoto-san.
You came from there, right?
So I said, "Let's go for lunch," and she took me there.
It was an Indian curry shop.
Oh, you remember it?
I'm not good with curry,
and she said, "Let's go for lunch."
She asked me if I wanted to go with her.
And I had this image of being scary.
Like...
Like you shouldn't do it right.
So I was like, "Wow, what should I do?"
She said, "Let's go for lunch."
But I had to eat everything.
She thought I was a guy who ate a lot,
so I had to go with her.
I was like, "Wow!"
And, um...
Um...
I, um...
I...
I got caught red-handed!
When you get caught red-handed, you want to let it go.
But this is like a love at first sight, isn't it?
Well, that's right.
As soon as I finished eating and went to bed, it was that X incident.
What is it?
There was.
I was dating someone I was dating at the time.
I was trying to announce a normal event.
But even if you just announce it in words, it seems like you don't draw much.
So I wanted to put up a picture.
But I didn't have many pictures to put up.
So I was thinking of putting up a picture of peace.
And coincidentally, the man I was dating at the time was in the picture.
I think it was after I took a bath.
What was it?
Well, I was reading a manga at the time.
I happened to be naked.
And well, it was in the picture.
The man's extreme part.
Oh, that's right.
So I said to him, "Kumamoto-san, can you put up an inappropriate picture?"
And I deleted it.
And I know you deleted it.
But normally, you take it and say, "I put up an inappropriate picture earlier."
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
Can you show me the picture you were dating at the time?
I don't know.
What is it?
A human's penis!
I just made a new joke!
I won't put up a penis anymore!
You put up a human's penis!
It was the right penis!
I didn't try to give it to you!
This is our Kumamoto Pro!
What do you like about Kumamoto Pro and what memories do you have about Kumamoto Pro?
Can we start with Yuzuru?
Yes, please.
There is a cafe that my friends run in Concept Cafe.
It's like a cafe where the waitress treats you with her own words.
We went there with Kumamoto Pro.
I couldn't get used to it.
But Kumamoto Pro was like "Wow! It's been a while!" from the moment I got in.
When I asked the waitress "What are you drinking?"
She said "No, I'm just drinking what I always drink."
That's amazing!
But I said "It was fun" and went out of the cafe.
Kumamoto Pro looked me straight in the eye and said
It was fun, wasn't it?
That's amazing!
We are friends!
You won't understand it.
We've been together for a long time.
You said it with your seniors.
Anyway, let's say you went to Disneyland.
You went there.
You put on your ears.
You enjoyed yourself.
When you got out of there, did you take off your ears?
Not at all!
You took off your ears!
You won't understand it!
There was a program called "Iwakura and Yoshizumi".
It was a program that Yoshizumi was wondering about.
Kumamoto Pro introduced a host.
There was a program like that.
I have a VTR of that time.
When she visited a host club on "Iwakura and Yoshizumi".
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's quite common for host club seats to look like a party room.
It's a private room, so you can't do this or that.
What?
No, no, no.
What do you mean by "this or that", then?
No, no, no.
Be honest!
I chat with Kuma-chan like this.
Oh, Kuma-chan.
Wow!
Kuma-chan.
It's the first time I've heard "shiritori" in my life.
Do you know "shiritori" in your life?
If you lose, you lose.
It's really fun.
Okay, "candy" is "like".
Do you like men that much?
Okay, "candy" is "like".
Let's say it together.
Wow!
Isn't it a good match?
It looks fun.
It's like when you put your hand on your knee and it's a shock.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, it's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's like when you eat a potato and it's like "I'll show you this enemy of a potato".
It's like "I'll show you this enemy of a potato".
Thank you for showing me this.
It's fun just watching it.
It was a really fun recording.
But when it was over, Kumamoto-san called the staff and said that they were really mad.
That's rare.
We were given a mission, but what will happen next for the first payment?
It's a location, so if we get this as our first payment...
That's pretty popular.
I've been to that shop a lot.
Is that so?
I like being a host, but you spend a lot of money.
I've been asked to lend me money every now and then.
Now, I have it all paid for.
I've spent about 1,100,000 yen in total.
That's a lot of money.
I'm not a host, but I'm also a loan shark.
There's money you have to pay for, but you can't pay for it because you're a host.
You just have to pay for it.
I always contact you on LINE, but you only have your name on your phone.
I thought it smelled bad, so I called you back.
Excuse me, Nakatani-san, do you have any money left over?
Do you have any money left over?
I've been asking you to pay me back, but there's a picture I took while I was a host.
A picture you took while you were a host?
I want you to look at it carefully.
I borrowed 1,100,000 yen, but I'm trying to pay you back with 3,000 digits.
I don't need those digits.
You can only pay me back with 30,000 digits.
Look at my face.
It's funny, isn't it?
He said "thank you" to me.
Now you got it all back.
I got a call from Shizuku once.
I was on the plane and the plane shook violently.
All my cash cards broke and they didn't lend me any money.
So I lent them about 700,000 yen.
700,000 yen?!
In one time?
Yes, in one time.
But sometimes I try to give them back.
I say "I want you to tell me your bank account number because I want you to give me back my money."
And when I do, they give me back 50,000 or 100,000 yen.
But a week later, they say "can you give me back my 100,000 yen from last week?"
Can you give me back my 100,000 yen from last week?
It's like "can you give me back my feelings?"
Can you give me back my feelings?
I wanted to give back Yocchan's feelings that I wanted to lend her.
But she gave me back my feelings that I wanted to lend her.
She gave you back your feelings?
It's not like I'm being too nice to her.
I say "give me back, give me back" and she says "it's okay, it's okay."
She gave you back everything?
Yes, that's right.
What?!
She gave you back everything?!
Yes, that's right.
Did you lend her money too?
I lent her money too.
You two said you had about 100,000 yen, right?
Because it's 70,000 yen.
Yes, we did.
You didn't say 100, you said 90, right?
You said you gave her everything back.
I said it with a feeling of giving it back.
But she said "you can use your savings."
Use it for something you like.
Even if you say that...
I said "that's not possible!"
I'm not giving it back!
Give me back!
I'm not giving it back!
Give me back!
I'm not giving it back!
Give me back!
Every birthday, my host will bring me food with the same meal.
I'm sure he spends a lot of money for it.
So, if you give it back, this relationship will be broken.
No, no, no!
It's the same period.
It's often broken, so don't give it back.
There's a guy called "Yamashita Gamble Gorilla" in the same period.
He's the one who won 250,000 yen with gambling.
He heard the rumor and came here.
The gambler asked him how much he wanted and he said "2500 yen is fine."
So, he brought me food with him.
That's amazing!
He asked you how much you wanted and you said "250,000 yen is fine."
The gambler got 250,000 yen from the gorilla.
To be honest, it's better for me to borrow it.
I can't even say "Lend it to me."
I can't even sit and talk normally in the theater.
Then, the gambler suddenly comes and says
"Mr. Sakamoto, don't you feel like eating a bento and eating "31"?"
I said "If you don't mind, I'll go and buy it."
Even if you're a senior, you shouldn't be stupid.
Didn't you feel like eating a bento and eating "31" at that time?
I didn't feel like eating a bento and eating "31" at that time.
That's right.
If you had said that, we would have met.
At first, it was fine.
He treated me like a senior.
Of course.
Even when we asked for food, he said "Kuma-chan, what are you doing today?"
Ah, I'll end up somewhere and at what time.
Uh, we're all going out for dinner tonight, so you don't want to go?
Ah, thank you.
It was a rally like that.
Recently, when I ask "Kuma-chan, what are you doing?"
He says "Itadakimasu!"
Mr. Yuzuru likes people who talk fast.
Kuma-pro invites me sometimes.
Suddenly, I send him a message on LINE.
What are you doing today?
I'm having a noodles party.
Noodles party?
I don't know if it's okay.
By the way, who are you inviting?
So far, it's only Sakamoto-san.
Noodles party?
If you invite either of them, you can't invite either of them.
That's right.
It's been about two years since I came to Tokyo.
I haven't forgotten Kansai's heart.
That's good.
I went to Disney Sea with Kuma-pro in private.
Disney Sea?
When we were in the park, Kuma-pro suddenly stopped.
Wait a minute.
This is bad.
I can't breathe.
This is bad.
I've never worked with him in person.
I don't work with him in private.
I only work with him in real life.
You work with him in real life.
That's right.
I make fun of him in every way.
I'm his junior, but I like it.
When he came to our show,
he made a funny move for the first time in history.
I want you to watch the video.
Which one is better?
Make it clear!
"Say Yeah" VS "Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling"
You will eat different smelly foods and blow each other's breath.
The one who makes the other person say "wait" first wins.
The bus goes first.
Please!
It's amazing. It's a plus for natto.
Ta-dah!
It must be!
Next, Koko's kumapuro is made of onion.
It smells quite strong, doesn't it?
I was wondering if I should stop her with one breath.
And I was breathing through my nose, not my mouth, so I thought I should say it out loud.
You weren't breathing through your nose?
I was breathing through my nose and I thought I should say it out loud.
Why do you have a proper reason for such behavior?
He looks like a romanticist, but he also has that side of him.
He loves Titanic.
Yes, he loves that movie.
When he came to my house, he said he wanted to play Titanic.
And he asked me if he could play the role of Rose.
I thought it would be a famous scene where they spread out their arms.
But when I took off my clothes, I realized it was a nude death scene.
Do you have a picture of it?
You don't have a picture of it?
Are you a romanticist?
Kumamoto-san is the same age as me, so he shares a lot of information with me.
When Kumamoto-san has information, he runs to me and says,
Yuwaka-san, there is a movie where you can watch an actor's penis.
That's right!
What kind of actor are you?
Oh, it's like your favorite actor happened to be naked.
Well, it's not like that.
It's not like that kind of eroticism.
As a work.
That's right, that's right.
So he told me a lot of information about men.
And one day, at school, he said, "Iwakura-san,"
well,
if I say this,
well,
It was too obvious.
I asked him who he was playing with.
He said, "a junior player."
Don't say that!
Wait!
Some people dream, too.
You dream and dream and dream!
At first, when you start a story, you say,
I had a vague dream with a junior yesterday.
I'm being silly right now, but ...
No, no, no!
You dream and dream and dream!
It's a dream and someone sees it.
You dream and someone sees it.
You dream and someone is aware of it.
That's how it goes.
Once we went to Kumamoto Pro-wrestling's house for shooting.
Of course we saw the bathroom.
We saw a bucket of water with a lot of underwear in it.
What's this?
Underwear from pooping yesterday. I just forgot to clean it up. Don't look down on me.
Don't look down on him!
I knew it!
Clean it up!
I don't want you to look down on me in that situation.
We did an interview together.
We asked him to take a picture of us playing in the park.
We were jumping rope.
When we jumped twice, Rikin was like...
Oh no! I just pooped! I just pooped!
Please don't look down on me!
We were in the same room.
When I got home, I saw Mr. Kumamoto in the bathroom.
I didn't know what he was doing.
When I got home, he was washing his bicycle saddle like this.
And he said...
It's a show. I won't look down on you.
I won't look down on you.
You did it before, didn't you?
I said "I won't look down on you."
You said "I won't look down on you."
I won't look down on you.
It's not about you. It's about your upper body.
I heard you put something special in the bath.
Yamashita Gamble Gorilla...
He rented a bath at his friend's house.
Mr. Kumamoto ran up and threw it in the bath.
He said "You can't use this towel."
Yamashita Gamble Gorilla came up and said...
This is a special towel for polishing the back of your head.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's only for animals.
It's about when you can't send it anymore.
We also filmed at Mr. Kumamoto's house.
I was like "Wow!" and looked at his house.
His underwear was all over the sofa.
Stop it!
It's dirty!
Stop it!
The next day, both of them got influenza.
Without a turn-around period, they got it all at once.
It's a high-influenza.
When Ku came over to my house,
he said "Doesn't this room smell?"
I said "Does it?"
Oh my god! What is this?
Oh my god!
I snorted all over the room.
Snort, snort, snort, snort, snort, snort...
Oh my god!
Once, in the summer, when I was walking home from the theater,
Mr. Kumamoto said, "Excuse me, Mr. Iwakura, but could you please take it easy at home?"
So I took a bath, took a shower, and came out of the water,
and with just one blast of "bastard", it was over!
Why did you blow it like that?
I said, "Sofun-senpai, you're not supposed to do that!"
Was it that hard for you?
No, I really blew it all off in one blow!
Mr. Kumamoto, once, when you came over to my house,
you said, "Maachan, I want to take a walk, so could you lend me your hat?"
"Oh, you're going to cut your bangs?" I thought, and you put your foot on my head!
And you use a pair of scissors to cut my bangs!
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A while ago, when I was in Osaka for business, I was riding a high-ace and I was riding a Tanaka Rikida.
And Kuwamo-san was playing with his cell phone in the dark and all of a sudden, he said "Ahn!"
And the AV came out of Kuwamo-san's cell phone.
But Kuwamo-san said that because he really wanted to search for it.
What were you searching for?
I was making a line right now.
Recently, there's been a line coming out of my stomach or a line that comes out when I'm a little fat.
So I was trying to find out what kind of people can do it.
And that's how I ended up in the AV.
I went to Kumamotsu's house and asked for his favorite snacks and he opened the shelf in the kitchen and there was an adult's toy in front of him and I was like "Huh? Why is it in a place like this?" and when I closed it, Kumamotsu was next to me and said "Did you see that?"
When Yuri-an went to America and when I said goodbye to her,
Ku said goodbye and told Yuri-an "Good luck and don't forget about your Japanese heart" and gave her a sushi- shaped bag.
Sushi-shaped bag!
I want to return the money!
I won't return the money!
Wow! She's got money on her back and she's like "I want to return the money!"
Return it!
Wow, that's amazing.
She's a first-class person.
She's a first-class person!
How could it be?
Everyone is saying it.
It's true.
She's very straight-forward and when I often go to a bar and I take her there, she's very cool.
When I was drinking and going home, I asked her "How was it? Was it cool?" and in the taxi, she said "Wow! You're too handsome! You're too cool!" and slapped me on the cheek.
I don't know if it's a man who does it or if it's a woman who does it.
After that, she secretly takes her juniors with her and goes there on her own.
She's a fan of various things.
That's right.
And if you get nervous, you can slap each other or put your finger in the gap in your stomach.
There are times when you don't want to do it.
I go there with my juniors.
Yes.
You slapped me! You slapped me!
You slapped me!
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It's amazing that a woman can receive such a small joke like this.
This is popular with women.
Normally, you can't laugh at a picture of a rose.
This is the funniest picture in history.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it for the second time.
I'm really sorry.
Can you do something about it?
I want you to give me more chances.
I don't have any chances anymore.
You desperately try to get as little chances as you can.
Old man!
You're ridiculous.
He's crying and apologizing.
"Tachitomoku" will also be aired soon.