AISubs v3.7
(rock music)
(siren blaring)
(upbeat music)
I know that you'd like it if you could swing me up to the bottom of a deep dream
Someone's always coming, but I'm sure you've forgotten
Love is always fleeting, and I love remembering it
If you're ready, then I'll go first
Let's have a good time
I was going to cry, but I hope you have fun tonight.
Anyway, you know you were stupid and regret it, right?
If you're going to make me cry, make me cry first.
Anyway, you know you were stupid and regret it, right?
If you're going to make me cry, make me cry first.
Anyway, you know you were stupid and regret it, right?
What?
Hey, what is it?
Even if you ask me for my name, I don't know it.
If it's my feelings for you, I'll answer you anytime.
When I looked out of the window, I realized for the first time.
Beyond the desk, there is love.
How many days are left until we graduate?
I walk again on the campus I'm used to.
Take me in your arms and embrace me.
Nothing, day after day, goes by slowly.
Why didn't we make memories?
If we can, let's talk about the future from now on.
We can't go back to the past, so let's move forward.
(We can't go back to the past, so let's move forward.)
The days go by slowly and sideways.
Why didn't we make memories?
In the darkness, some stars shine in the world.
The other side of the night that someone is looking up at
If I'm with you, I can make memories in my dream.
Here we go, "all-time high school".
This is the last show of 4th grade.
What's up, Oki?
What's up, Haku-san?
You're early.
What are you doing?
Even now, I'm crying because Team 2 did their best.
Team 2, you...
Team 2 rarely has a chance to sing, but they're full of energy.
Also, it's a really good song.
Yes, it's good.
It's a graduation song.
I see.
Uesugi is also crying.
She's crying.
She's crying a lot.
The city is smiling and I'm moved.
The city is smiling and you're crying?
I see.
It's a problem.
When we graduate, the teacher will cry.
It's a graduation party, so we'll have a special toast with everyone.
Suzuki can drink because it's her birthday.
Of course, she's in 10th grade.
Thank you very much.
Let's have a toast with Tomoe as the leader.
Everyone, please hold this.
Let's have fun until the end.
Cheers!
It's good.
Fujiko's members, what are you drinking?
What are you drinking?
Fujiko Cocktail.
There's a lot of Garigari in it.
It's good.
Someone came up with it and made it, right?
We drank it, too.
You drank it, right?
Oh, I see.
I came up with it.
Nagisa came up with it.
Oh, I see.
Is it good?
It's been a while.
It's good.
No one says it's good until you say it's good.
What am I drinking?
Why are you drinking it?
It's good.
It's good, Atsu.
I see.
Actually, there was a response to the last cyber costume, and Atsu came up with it.
What?
It's been an offer since the modern mahjong swimsuit festival.
What is it?
What is modern mahjong swimsuit?
Is it an event where modern mahjong plays swimsuits?
I think so.
What does modern mahjong and swimsuits have to do with each other?
Is it like dasu-i-mahjong?
Dasu-i-mahjong?
Nothing?
For now, I don't know either.
You don't know, but you say it.
I saw it on the last broadcast and they said they wanted me to come out, so I decided to come out.
Is it okay, Morita?
If it's dasu-i, I'll say no.
It's dasu-i-mahjong.
How far is it okay?
If it's up to swimsuits, I'll wear a strawberry necktie.
Why do you want to wear it?
Is that event going to be held in April?
Yes, it is.
So it's not just for swimsuits.
I really want to go see that event.
I want to catch up with you.
And since this is the last of the fourth grade, we have a VTR from this person.
Who is it?
First of all, fourth graders, congratulations on graduating! My name is Minami Rinshi.
When I think of the faces and names of the fourth graders graduating this time,
especially in the program, there are only members who cut themselves off and talked a lot.
I think it's very sad for the program and for the viewers to graduate like that.
Since it's the last live broadcast today, I'd like you to enjoy it as a way of showing your butts.
Also, personally, I think that the staff in front of you is really important for everyone to work hard in their entertainment life.
Until the end of the program, please lower your heads and connect with each other in the future.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again somewhere! Thank you for your hard work! Bye bye!
Thank you, Minami Rinshi. I'd like to ask you about the fourth graders.
It's too early! Hey!
You're crying all the time.
I don't think people who aren't crying have any emotions!
You're only two years old, right?
I think you're only four years old!
You're the one who wakes me up the most!
When I graduate, I cry more than my seniors and juniors. You're the one who wakes me up the most!
Tomoe, how do you feel?
I'm very happy.
I'm a senior of an idol group who just graduated.
I'll do my best to catch up with everyone in Menegis.
You're an entertainer, of course.
And there's a Fuji-kone seat where anyone can come.
Who is coming tonight?
Yes, wonderful people are coming today!
Hello!
Good evening, everyone!
- Who brought you here? - Today, we're here with Mr. Akimoto Yasu's help!
- But you all look like middle-aged men. - Middle-aged men?!
- Aren't you really young? - Well, if you look closely, you're middle-aged men.
- From 32 years old to 40 years old. - 40 years old?!
- What kind of group is it? - It's a group that was born with the concept of "healthy Japan" during the Showa period.
- Who's 40 years old? - It's me!
- Really?! - There are members who have various occupations.
- I'm a culinary researcher, but I used to be a soccer player and a J.Leaguer. - J.Leaguer?!
- Where?! - Yes!
- Where did you play? - I played behind Nagoya Grand Pass.
- I played for Osaka and Tokushima Baltics for 10 years. - You're really old-fashioned!
- Nice to meet you! - What about you, Sho?
- It's only been a short time since you formed a group, but you're currently in Gakeppuchi Island. - That's right.
- If you don't gather 1,000 people by March 30th, it will be a crisis of disbandment. - Eh?!
- Everyone watching, please help us out! Thank you! - Thank you!
- After March 30th, it's Itsukaburesuke?! - That's right!
- There's only one week left, right?! - It's the day after Fuji Pose!
- They're doing worse things than Fuji Pose!
- Yes, it's bad!
- Okay, let's do our best with 1,000 people!
- It's bad! - Life is expensive, isn't it?!
- The Fuji Pose seat is open daily, so if you're interested, please contact someone and come!
Wait a minute, Oki.
Oki!
You're crying a lot.
You didn't do anything during the commercial but you're crying a lot.
You're cute.
If you're going to cry, you should drink alcohol at the counter.
By the way, there was a photo of her crying at her graduation ceremony.
Oki is weak against these things.
I'm really weak against four-year-olds.
Are you going to stay like that for two hours?
Oki, please say thank you to your friend.
Thank you for everything.
It's like you did it last year.
Let's not worry about it from now on.
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped if you're crying.
The first segment is "What does a four-year-old want to do for the last time?"
Since this is the last segment, we asked four-year-olds if they have anything they want to do for the last time in advance.
In order to make that wish come true, we have prepared segments for each nine graduates.
Nine segments?
We're going to ask four-year-olds what they want to do for the last time in order.
First is Yamanaka.
What is Yamanaka?
I don't know.
Why don't you know?
I wrote it in the questionnaire, but I don't know which one was chosen.
Now, what Yamanaka wants to do is...
She wants to appeal herself to the camera.
She does it all the time, doesn't she?
She used to say that it's hard to use Yamanaka's life from the camera's point of view,
but now Yamanaka is doing it.
She's fast.
What is it, Yamanaka?
What is it?
It's not "what is it?"
What is it?
I wrote so many things that I can't tell you which one will be adopted until today,
or I can't tell you what project I'm planning to do.
As a result, it became this project.
So, we have prepared this project with that hope in mind.
This is...
"Don't lose to a switcher. Keep your eyes on the camera all the time." Challenge!
Is it like this?
It's amazing!
Yamanaka will keep looking at the camera until the end of today's show.
So if Yamanaka switches and the screen switches to her, she'll look at the camera right away.
That's fast!
Even though it's being filmed, if you can't look at the camera for less than one second, you won't be filmed today.
That's fast!
Yamanaka, are you confident?
I am!
That's fast!
Even though it's being switched...
Yamanaka is looking at the camera like this.
What do you think?
Yamanaka, you switch often, don't you?
Yes, I do.
She does.
We'll start now.
Yes.
We also have a judgeman.
A judgeman?
Is there a judgeman?
She's holding a timer.
Elino Yonea is a judgeman.
She's only in Yamanaka.
She's doing this much.
She's measuring with the timer.
What happens if you can't judge?
You won't be filmed again.
If you can't judge...
She's there!
Camera eye challenge, start!
You don't know when it will start.
You can't be careful.
She's fast.
She's amazing.
She's catching up fast.
Isn't it over?
It's okay.
Yonea is still safe.
She's still safe.
Yonea is also safe.
It's not over yet.
You have to do it.
Yoneya, are you okay?
Oh, no!
The camera knows it.
This is a practice.
Even if it's a different project, we'll do it.
Yoneya, are you okay?
Yes, leave it to me.
Yoneya is no good!
The switcher is playing too much!
We'll continue this.
Next is Evra.
This is what Evra wants to do.
Evra is from Okinawa, so she wants to show her charm of Okinawa.
Evra, what do you want to do?
I'm from Okinawa.
I don't usually use dialect.
I think many people don't know that I'm from Okinawa.
I want to show my charm of Okinawa.
I want to impress people that I'm from Okinawa.
Evra has a strong sense of science.
It's important to be loved where you're from.
Okinawa.
Evra has prepared a plan.
First, please go to the center.
Yesterday, I was told to show my charm of Okinawa.
I was really nervous.
Evra will show you her charm of Okinawa for one minute, but it's too ordinary for her.
So, she changed her mind.
This is...
"Dance School Nicer" One Minute Challenge!
What is it?
It's a red-legged snake!
We have prepared a red-legged snake with the name "dragon snake" that has lived in Okinawa for a long time.
While you are holding it, you can appeal to Okinawa's charm.
Please put your hands together.
While you are holding the snake, you can appeal to Okinawa's charm.
Please put your hands together.
Are you poisoned?
Isn't it painful?
It's not poisonous.
Do you bite it?
I do bite it but it's not poisonous.
But it's painful when you bite it.
It's painful but I bleed.
I can bite it.
Please give a lecture about how to hold it.
My hands are shaking and I can't put it in.
How about you, Ebi?
There is a snake called "have" in Okinawa.
Have you ever put it on your neck?
Then you can do it.
I don't know what to do.
I'm getting excited.
It's one.
This is impossible.
Do you start from the moment you hold it?
Do you hold it with both hands?
Hold it with both hands.
Try not to put it near your face.
If you put it near your face, you can bite it.
Who is not good at it?
Ebi.
I'm not good at it.
Please put it near your mother's face.
I can do it.
You can do it?
Kosugi seems not good at it.
Excuse me.
Can you put it near your mother's face?
Look at her face.
Takamura. Takamura is the worst!
Takamura!
Come out, Noamura!
Takamura!
Okay, Emuro.
Don't let go of me!
I'll run away.
I'll run away!
Okay, let's go.
I'll go back once.
Go back.
I'll go back once.
Emuro, don't let go of me.
Emu, don't let go of me!
I'll remove the black lid.
That's the start.
I'll hold it for one minute.
Okay, let's have Emuro challenge.
Okinawa Presents Akamata Challenge, start!
Go for it!
Don't let go of me!
I'm from Okinawa.
I'm going to introduce good things about Okinawa.
Okinawa is...
Okinawan people are friendly.
But...
Everyone is kind.
So...
How can I say?
You're like Okinawa's rojohama.
So...
We're together and we're having fun.
Besides...
Okinawa has a lot of sea.
So...
Everyone...
Everyone goes to Okinawa's sea.
So...
Recently...
Recently, it's warm and you can go to sea.
So...
It's fun in Okinawa.
It's fun.
You should go there.
You haven't been to Okinawa, right?
3 seconds!
Let's go to Okinawa together!
How was it?
I felt sick!
But you were hungry and you could do it.
But no one knew that the sea in Okinawa was cut off.
Let's go to Okinawa together!
There was no information at all.
But I practiced it in the dressing room.
Like a present.
Because you were told to do it for one minute.
Yes, so I tried to talk about it for one minute.
But all I could say was "the sea is beautiful".
How about you, Yamanaka?
Heavy...
I don't like it.
You haven't changed your mind yet.
You've practiced it too much.
Heavy... I don't like it.
Switch will continue.
Yes.
There's another one behind you.
I'm sick of it.
You should have seen it if you thought it wasn't good.
She said it was safe.
I'm sick of it.
It was amazing.
It's scary.
But you can't move when you're in it.
What?
She's dead.
Are you okay?
She was killed.
Takamura, open it.
I'm okay.
Takamura, open it.
You can't move, Takamura.
Takamura, say something.
You can say it.
Say it.
Say what you want to say.
Can I open it?
While you're in it.
You can't move.
You can't move at all, right?
Open it.
Why did you buy it?
Open it.
Do you want me to open it?
Open the black one.
The black one.
Open the black one.
Teacher, you can do it.
Wait a minute.
How is it?
Look at it.
You can't move at all.
Shake hands with it.
Isn't it sleeping?
It's sleeping.
Shake hands with it and touch it.
It's okay.
It's too late.
It's okay.
Why don't you touch it a little?
Touch it a little.
It's not a box.
Touch it a little.
Shake hands with it.
It's okay if you touch it a little.
It's not a little.
It's okay if you touch it a little.
A little.
Go ahead!
What is the worst?
If you're in trouble, you can switch.
Let's get started.
Next, this is what Ide wants to do.
She wants to change her serious image.
What is it?
My fans often say that I'm like an older sister or that I can do anything.
But Fujiko and I have different images.
I made this show because I want you to know that.
I see.
She has a serious image.
I made this show because I want you to know that.
Look at this.
This is for you who are in trouble.
This time, Fujiko members will tell us stories about Ide.
Fujiko members will tell us stories about Ide.
There are many stories about Ide.
The first story is...
We are together, but we go to bed right away.
I knew it.
Did you have such an image?
I knew it.
This is...
I made a mistake for a moment.
I knew it.
Who said it first?
Yamanaka said it first?
Don't say it.
We promised to play with Yamanaka.
However, we met up late at 7 p.m.
We wanted to stay at Yamanaka's house.
From 9 a.m. to 9 a.m. the next day,
we stayed up all night for 12 hours.
Is it true?
Yes, it's true.
Do you think I'm a cartoonist?
No, it's not like that.
It was my house.
We had a lot of plans that day.
We came to play, but we went to bed early.
I go to bed as soon as I drink.
But...
She said she was strong in alcohol.
She drank about two sips and went to bed.
She invited me even though she had a lot of plans.
Then she went to bed.
I thought she was tired that day.
Come in! Come in!
Don't forget how you look at the camera!
She said she went to bed as soon as she drank.
We went to Ide's house.
However, we decided to do a showroom broadcast for fans in another room.
We were careful and kept it quiet.
Suddenly, Ide's voice disappeared from the other room.
I was worried about Ide.
But when I went to see her, she was already drunk.
This is Iriyama.
The day before I stayed at Ide's house,
Miki had an accident with an electric kickskater.
She broke three of her front teeth.
I see.
I decided not to stay at Ide's house.
When I told her about it, she said, "I'd like to play with you."
She was depressed.
So I went to Ide's house.
She was a bad owner, but she slept a lot.
When I went to Ide's house, she was sleeping a lot.
She was talking about sleeping a lot.
Did you break three of your front teeth?
Yes, I did.
It was the day of the accident.
She said she didn't have any teeth.
She didn't have any teeth.
I heard there is a video of her showroom broadcast in another room.
Let's watch it.
Miki, you'll be late for recording.
It's okay.
You have 30 minutes left.
You're right.
Look at the clock.
What time is it?
It's 5 p.m. and it's about to start.
You can't be wrong.
She doesn't have any front teeth.
It's not what I imagined.
It's not good.
She's very strong.
It was very strong.
This character should have appeared before graduation.
She looks like a mother who takes her to the hospital.
There is one more video.
What did you feel good now?
Feel good?
I'll wait for you.
What?
She fell asleep.
What did you feel good now?
I don't want to know.
Did you leave the laundry behind?
Yes.
Can you hear me?
Wow, that's a lot.
I don't remember at all.
I really don't remember.
You don't remember everything?
No, I'm not that drunk.
But I think I was desperate to answer what you said.
When we were together, we didn't drink anything.
We just slept.
Did you hold a cup at that time?
I was holding it.
Oh, you were holding a cup.
But I couldn't hear you if you didn't talk slowly.
Yes, I was holding it.
You looked like an old man.
What made you feel good?
What do you mean by "choice"?
I think I was dreaming of choosing something.
I often dream about it.
The members of FUJIKO and the staff come out.
I think it's a shallow dream.
Oh, I see.
And you laughed.
Are you okay if you start drinking already?
No, I'm fine.
Your face is getting dark.
Are you very weak at drinking?
No, I'm not weak.
On the contrary, he says I'm strong.
He says I'm strong and goes to bed right away.
But you don't want to be licked, do you?
Because you say you're strong at drinking.
That may be the case.
It's possible that you'll go to bed today.
That may be the case.
You're a middle-aged British man.
I'm strong.
If you go to bed today, you'll lose all your teeth.
Next is DEMACHI.
This is what DEMACHI wants to do.
DEMACHI wants to change his stupid image.
Why now?
It's impossible.
Why?
I wrote this.
I had a stupid image during a test.
I was in a bad condition that day.
What?
I was in a bad condition.
I'm serious.
I got the best score in my middle school.
Isn't it a school problem?
What?
Isn't it a school problem?
No, no, no.
It's not a middle school where you're in a bad condition.
I was in first place in school.
It's really kind of you.
Isn't it a school?
I got the best score in my middle school.
What?
I'm serious.
Why?
I'm not stupid.
I'm very smart.
I'm serious.
I'm very smart.
You're smart enough to go to college.
While we're at it, we've prepared this project.
"Of course you'll answer, ten questions and ten answers quick quiz"!
Go for it!
Show me what you've got.
You're smart, aren't you?
You'll try ten questions of a general knowledge level quiz.
You have ten seconds to answer the question.
If you don't answer in ten seconds, you'll fail.
So answer right away.
It's "right away".
What did you say? Ten seconds?
Ten seconds for each question.
Ah, ten seconds for each question. That's easy.
You can do it.
You can do it, can't you?
Even if you fail, you'll lose your genius character.
Please say a word of encouragement.
Even if I fail, I'll probably become a genius character.
You're a genius character.
She's a genius character.
She's in her second year of college.
The more genius you are, the more you say you're a genius.
No, no.
Ten questions. You can do it.
You can do it, can't you?
Yes.
Let's have Denmachi try it.
Ten questions and ten answers of a general knowledge level quiz. Start!
Question one.
It's an English question.
Apple...
You're the only one who knows it!
Ah, apple!
Question two.
It's a Japanese proverbial question.
If you walk, you'll hit a stick.
To enter a bracket is...
What?
Really?
You're kidding, right?
You should pick up a stick first.
Three seconds later.
If you walk, you'll hit a stick.
You!
You...
This is dangerous.
This is... Miss, Miss, Miss. Yes, please.
The first three questions.
It's a mathematical question.
83 plus 28 is...
111, 111.
The second and fourth questions.
It's a science question.
What is H2O?
Carbon dioxide.
What?
Carbon dioxide is wrong. Carbon dioxide is wrong. One more, one more.
Say it one more time.
Mineral water.
Mineral water? Why mineral?
Why mineral?
Mineral water.
Mineral water is wrong.
The fifth question.
It's a social question.
What is the name of this flag?
This one?
It's easy.
It's Italy.
One more.
One more is possible, right?
The sixth question.
You can answer as many times as you like.
It's a question from a general manager.
During this year's Olympics...
I didn't know!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Huh?
Just now.
Osaka...
Osaka or something like that?
You're trying too hard, aren't you?
No, no, no, no, no.
You're lying!
The seventh question.
It's a social question.
What is the name of the tunnel that connects Aomori and Hokkaido?
It's a tunnel.
Kagara river.
What?
It's a river.
What? A river?
It's not.
It's a tunnel.
What tunnel?
Huh?
It's Aomori river.
You got it right!
That's great!
That was close!
It just happened to come up!
The eighth question.
It's a math question.
What is the weight of one ton?
Wait!
Calculate it! Calculate it!
If you don't know what it is, you can't calculate it!
Three kilograms?
What?
Three kilograms?
Question 9
It's a social issue.
What is the first prime minister of Japan?
Ah, I know, I know, I know!
He recently appeared in "The Call of Jesus".
Um...
Go, go, go!
Ito Tadahiro!
So close!
Question 10
It's an English question.
Friday is Friday.
What about Thursday?
Overnight.
What are you saying?
Thursday and Friday don't mean anything!
What? What? What?
Overnight!
The answer is four out of ten questions.
That's crazy!
You entered the university from the back door!
Overnight.
You sang Friday and Friday as Friday and Overnight.
Weekends?
Weekends and Friday don't mean anything!
Thursday is not a weekend, it's a weekday!
There is no one who sings Thursday in this world!
There is nothing like it!
Really?
That's what I thought.
But this is really...what is it?
The problem is weird.
It's not weird.
I don't want you to judge stupidness and exaggeration with this.
You said it!
If you walk on a dog, you will hit a stick.
Then everyone in the world will hit a stick.
Everyone will hit a stick.
What does it mean?
Actually, it's close.
If you walk on a dog, you will hit a stick.
It's right, isn't it?
Maybe I'm a genius for that.
No, no, no.
It means you invented it.
No, it's not like that.
Why don't you care?
It's wrong for you to say "no", isn't it?
It's not wrong.
If you say "no", people will think you are stupid.
That's right.
You have to say "no" because you are stupid.
How about you, Murashige-san?
I know almost everything about Murashige.
I think it's pretty bad.
Itton said "what is it?"
I have to think about it for a moment.
But I have to know about the Olympic Games.
What is it? Do you know about it on LINE NEWS?
LINE NEWS is fine.
What's up?
You know about it on LINE NEWS, don't you?
Do you know about it on LINE NEWS?
Yes, I do.
I'll study a lot about it on LINE NEWS.
You don't have to study about it on LINE NEWS.
I usually read about it on the news.
I've heard about it from people I don't know.
Really?
You were surprised, weren't you?
Is college that hard?
I don't know about college.
I know about it.
Which college?
TAKUSHOGU UNIVERSITY.
Don't say it!
It's negative promotion.
You should be on a show like this.
I'm proud of TAKUSHOGU UNIVERSITY.
You're doing a negative promotion for TAKUSHOGU UNIVERSITY.
You don't seem like you're going back to school even though you took an exam.
Can you go back to school?
I'm a genius and a perfect character.
What's with her?
She's too powerful.
Amazing.
What did the 4th graders leave behind?
Next is SATO.
Here is what SATO wants to do.
He wants to do a skit with Morita-san.
You're saying a lot of crazy things.
No, it's really like that.
I can't believe I can do a skit with Morita-san.
I'm really afraid of it, but I'd like you to let me do it.
You really wanted to do it, didn't you?
Yes!
You can ask only after you graduate.
But Morita-san, you got an offer, didn't you?
Yes, that's right.
Suddenly, the script was sent and it came in an hour and a half earlier than usual.
Wow!
So, this is a project to make SATO's wish come true!
SATO will do an original skit with Morita-san!
Wow!
It's not a skit Morita-san wrote.
Yes, it's a skit SATO-san came up with.
Wow!
So you memorized that skit, Morita-san?
I memorized it and it came in an hour and a half earlier and I rehearsed it in the back of Fuji TV.
But you've never done a skit with someone, have you, Morita-san?
No, I haven't.
So it's hard for me to remember someone's skit.
Wow!
But you're preparing your own skit, aren't you?
I just put in my favorite person's skit.
I'm sorry!
It's the season for it.
Did you come up with a name for your skit?
The Mori Kanako
What?
The Mori Kanako
Oh, you mean the "bukuro" part of "kanako"?
Not "bukuro-san" but "myself".
Oh, I see.
If you call me "kanako", I'm pretty sensitive.
You don't have to call me "sato".
Why?
Why do you say "sato" only once?
Is it fair for me to say "sato" only once?
If you don't say it, I won't forgive you.
The Mori Kanako
"sato" and "morita"
Please stand by!
Thank you!
The two of you will reveal the skit.
Here is an announcement from Fuji Cos.
What we present you this time is a whole orange juice from Okayama Prefecture Sowa Orange Orchard, which contains a whole orange.
Let's eat.
It's a whole orange.
Let's eat.
It's a whole orange.
Let's eat.
Let's eat a whole orange.
It's very rich.
It's great.
If you want it, check out the official program "Cakes" and repost our mobile posts.
We will give away five people in total for this rich orange juice.
We are also waiting for your messages on #allnighttofujico.
It's great.
Please go back to your seats.
All right, everyone.
Sato Ko-wan...
I don't know where to start.
Has it already started?
Do you want me to hold this and watch it?
Let's put it down.
Thank you.
It's not like we're eating at a theater.
All right, everyone.
Everything is ready.
All right, everyone.
Sato Ko-wan and Morita's original story "The Moribukuru"...
"Mori Kanako".
"Moribukuru", "Mori Kanako" original story.
Let's watch it!
"Fujiko's Third Generation Audition" is a rock song.
I hope it has some English lyrics.
Come in.
Excuse me!
Thank you for coming!
What's your name?
I'm Fuji Fujiko from Akimoto University!
Fuji Fujiko from Akimoto University!
Yes, I'm Fuji Fujiko!
Huh? Fuji Fujiko?
Yes! I was born to join Fujiko's!
There's no one like that!
She was born to join Fujiko's!
There's no one like that!
There is!
Huh?
There is!
Oh, I see!
That's amazing!
Anyway, please have a seat!
Yes! Thank you for having me!
Anyway, please have a seat!
Yes! Thank you for having me!
Anyway, why did you apply for Fujiko's?
Yes! I want to be an idol who is loved by everyone!
All Night Fujiko is a show that is loved by everyone, from children to the elderly!
That's not it!
From children to the elderly?
Yes!
You haven't watched it!
Only erotic men have watched it!
Huh?
Fujiko's is like that!
Is it?
It's a show where Mr. Takuma ends up in gekommen for two hours and searches for any erotic part!
That's it!
Do you like television?
I love it!
Oh, you do?
I love Mr. Takuma's "God Turn"!
All Night Fujiko is the show in which Mr. Takema utilizes all of his energy.
That's not it!
It's a show where you don't utilize all of your energy!
yes!
No energy contained?
That's right!
It's a show where you come in later than anyone and leave earlier than anyone else!
(speaking in foreign language)
Do it!
Go for it!
Go!
Watch out!
Do it!
You have to do it!
You have to!
You have to do it!
O...o...o...one more time!
Do it!
Come on!
Why are you angry now?
Maybe it's because I was doing it before and I'm not good at doing it before.
What?
Like doing it behind.
It's impossible to do it behind.
I can do it behind.
It's impossible to do it behind if you can't do it before.
What should I do?
Hold it for me.
What?
Hold it for me.
Are you going to assist me again?
Do it behind.
Where?
Which one?
Here?
Are you going to hold it here?
It might slip.
What should I do?
I'm so scared.
Are you serious?
What?
You should've held it here.
Teach me properly.
Wait.
What?
I'm going to do it!
Okay!
It's possible!
I'm so scared!
Passed!
How about you, Teko-san?
P...passed!
You did it!
How about you, Morita?
It was perfect, wasn't it?
To some extent.
For some reason, I looked at the air and did it twice.
You realized you were into it for the first time.
That's right.
I see.
I thought it would be delicious if you did it again.
I was wondering why in my heart.
But the premise was to make you forget about the five gap of old age.
That's right.
It was very good.
It wasn't a story with much goodbye.
That's right.
But it was surprisingly fun.
What? Is it true?
I had fun doing it.
Do you know backflip?
I did it from a place where I couldn't do it.
You went to a backflip class, didn't you?
How much did you pay for it?
44,000 yen.
Is it true?
It's more fun if you can do it.
I paid 44,000 yen.
The day before yesterday...
No, today!
On the day, Sato hurt his arm and said, "I may not be able to do it."
I paid 44,000 yen.
That's amazing!
It was fun, wasn't it?
That's amazing!
Yes!
Next up is Ando. Here is what Ando wants to do.
He wants Itou-san to do it.
This is...
This is only after the contest.
Yes.
What do you do after it's done?
The preparation...
What is it, Ando?
I think it's because I'm older and I'm the quiet one in the back.
That's right.
At the end, I'm going to do a lot of funny things and say "It's actually funny".
You're going to say funny things?
Yes.
And I hope Itou-san will make it funny.
What are you going to do first?
Here is what Ando wants to do.
100 seconds of funny challenges!
That's crazy.
Now, Ando will do 100 seconds of funny challenges with a lot of tools that I have prepared.
Itou will say funny things to make it funny, so please do it with all your heart.
100 seconds?
100 seconds or 60 seconds?
Let's just do it with 100 seconds.
Let's do it with 100 seconds.
I couldn't watch it.
Even in the comedy show, you don't do 100 seconds of funny challenges.
I'll say funny things and make everyone laugh.
100 seconds?
It looks easier than comedy shows.
You prepared something good for comedy shows.
But you didn't prepare it.
You prepared something good for comedy shows.
Can you make women laugh?
Can you make me laugh?
I can.
And it's funny.
It's funny.
I knew it.
Can you make it 60 seconds?
Yes, I can.
One minute.
If you laugh too much, it will be extended to 100 seconds.
It's 60 seconds.
I'm scared.
Ito is more nervous than the first time.
I'm scared.
At this point, Ito can't do anything.
I don't know what Ando will do.
Ando, are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
No meeting.
I'm scared.
Ando and Ito will try it.
60 seconds funny challenge, start!
Why did you bring it to me?
You gave it to me.
Why did you give it to me?
Congratulations on your certificate of higher education.
Certificate of higher education?
It's an academy award.
Thank you!
Come on!
You're late!
What are you wearing?
Boxing? Taiko?
Do you like Kaminari Kozou?
Kaminari Kozou doesn't wear fighting style like you!
Kaminari Kozou doesn't wear boxing pants like you!
You!
Are you an elementary school student?
Are you taking a walk?
It's fun today, isn't it?
I'm talking to you!
She's telling you what's going on!
Are you from Okinawa?
I'm from Aomori!
I'm not from Aomori!
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Are you from Inkyu?
I want to eat buns!
Hurry up and make them!
Have you seen this before?
I'm still going!
I'm not letting you go!
Did you catch the moon?
I'll save you from space!
She saved you from space!
Well done!
If I close my eyes again,
I will say forever and always...
Ito-san!
How was it?
Oh, I've already formally retired from Tsukkomi.
I didn't think you were bad at Tsukkomi!
I'm not bad at it!
It's exactly the same thing, but you should try it!
Seriously!
You're good at one-shot jokes!
I'm not good at one-shot jokes!
We had to complete one joke together!
What did you learn in kindergarten?
You should put that tool behind you all the time!
You can use it when you can!
Just put it behind you!
Let's move on!
It was really funny!
You were saved by a cheerful woman!
Let's move on, Matsuo!
What are you wearing, Matsuo?
I'm wearing a cyber ballerina today!
Cyber ballerina?
Ms. Acchi has prepared it for me!
What year's ballerina is it?
It's a ballerina from the year 2050!
Here's what Matsuo wants to do!
She wants to show more dancing!
What does that mean?
I do dance sometimes,
but I've been dancing classical ballet since I was two years old.
I feel like I was dancing when I was growing up.
I want you to see me dancing properly, so I'm going to show you today.
The song that will grant Matsuo's wish is...
"100 Second Mix Dance Challenge"!
Matsuo will dance various dances, such as ballet, according to the song that flows from this sampler.
I'll switch, and you have to dance 100 seconds without getting caught.
There are a lot of songs in it.
Have you ever done that before?
No, I haven't.
I've been dancing ballet all the time, and jazz is jazz.
But you have a lot of different dances, right?
Yes, I've been dancing ballet, jazz, hip-hop, social dance, and Japanese dance.
That's amazing! You've been dancing for so long!
It's really fun!
Can you do this?
Yes, leave it to me!
Let's have Matsuo try it out!
Mix Dance Challenge, start!
First of all, this is the oldest one.
I'll make you love me again.
Not for anyone.
Not for you.
Even though I'm an adult,
I talk too much and want to pass it on.
She's good.
She draws my face and everything.
Not only my face,
but everything.
I just wanna make you happy.
Even though I'm an adult,
I talk too much and want to pass it on.
She makes me happy.
What is this!?
Oh my god!
KiritoF!
I'm...
still...
still in love with you.
No one...
still...
Why are you good at this?
Thank you! Thank you!
still...
still in love with you.
Still in love with you.
Still...
Still in love with you.
Amazing!
Why? You're already red!
You're saying this because you're red, right?
It's because you're red!
Her thighs are all red.
It's amazing.
The repertoire.
Why did you put a grave in it?
You can make a grave, too.
I can see it.
She made a grave.
Can you do it?
What did you think of it, Ando?
It's coming.
Ito-san's stand-by.
I'll take off your sunglasses.
If you can catch it...
He caught it.
Great job.
You're not good at making a stand-by.
Huh? Ito, are you drinking?
I can't do it.
He can't do it.
That's right.
He said it twice in the middle of the commercial.
It's my turn next.
I'm not here.
And Morita is not here, either.
He's gone again.
What are you doing?
Let's see what I want to do.
This is it!
Morita and Karaoke.
I want to do karaoke.
I was able to afford it because of this.
I see.
You can get it back right away.
That's right.
Karaoke and singing.
Morita and I are preparing for the song.
We have to connect.
What are you going to do?
Let's talk about the past.
We have to connect.
We have to talk about the past.
What is it?
New member born!
Are you drinking?
You can't drink without drinking.
Thanks to Anton and Ito, we are ready.
Hurry up and sing!
Thank you very much.
What are you ready for?
So, let's have Watsito and Morita appear.
Wow!
You are princesses!
You were ready for AKB's "monoboke".
You were shaking.
What's wrong?
I can't drink.
What's wrong?
Please leave me alone.
What?
I'm a little...
Are you fighting?
I'm fine.
What? Did you get something?
Yes.
What?
I'm fine.
What?
So...
Watsito and Morita's duet, please.
Please.
Oh, Tetsuya...
Thank you.
Let's have the best night ever!
Wow!
You're kidding, right? This?
Hey, can I say something funny?
I love that kind of thing!
Days with nowhere to go
Suddenly change and pass
I thought of the same thing!
Because in days with nowhere to go
I kept looking for someone like you
Meeting you
Was my first excitement
Because we're together
I can fly out of the door
Now, because we're together
Tell me, what do you like?
You're just like me!
We're very similar
Ah, we're together again!
What we're doing
What we love
We're very similar
Because we're together
Let's say goodbye
To the kindness of being alone
Because we're together
Now, now, we're together
Can I say something weird?
Will you marry me?
Can I say something even weirder?
Of course!
What?
What are you doing?
Will you marry me?
Hey, you're always different from Riha!
But, I said...
You're always different from Riha!
But, I said...
What did you say?
Will you marry me?
What did you say?
So, you came to me...
What's with this marriage announcement?
Yes, it's cute!
Wow!
No, you wrote it seriously!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
But, I...
Don't cry!
Murashime-san and...
Morito, thank you!
What?
You filled in this part...
Actually, there's a half of it!
But, you wrote "wife's job", "university student"!
What is this?
What is this kind of school?
I'll do it!
What? What? What are you doing? Seriously!
No, it's fine! It's fine!
What's fine? It's fine!
There's a reason for this!
No, no, no!
There is! There is!
I've never heard of a marriage announcement like this on a TV show!
You're amazing at singing!
What? What?
I'm amazing at singing?
You're amazing at singing!
There's nothing amazing about it!
You brought a pen and a half of it!
Um...
What are you doing?
The pen and the half of it, right?
What?
Half of it?
You're good at it!
You have no choice but to curvilinear yourself with that half of it!
It's Morito's half of it!
Morito's half of it!
What are you going to do?
What?
What are you going to do?
Huh?
You guys are in a serious mood, right?
He's in a serious mood!
If I get married now, everyone is going to be in a serious mood!
Everyone!
What are you doing?
Morito's half of it!
What are you going to do?
Um...Sakuma and Ito got married!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
This is all we can do for us.
No, no, no.
And...
Huh? What?
Morito's half of it!
No, no, no. You guys are making up stories around me!
Hey!
You guys are doing worse than planning a marriage!
Seriously!
Okay, I'll buy it!
I'll buy it! I'll buy it!
Then I'll buy it!
Okay!
And...
Why am I blamed for this!
It's your fault!
Why?!
Can we see that robot dance again, please?
Wait!
Where- where did that come from?
We'll sing it for you!
This is crazy.
Give me a break.
Please tell us your schedule.
As announced last week, we are recruiting third- generation students for Fujiko.
The recruitment period is until April 14th.
Please check the homepage for how to apply.
Is there anything you want us to do for you?
I want you girls to come in, and I want my juniors who rely on me to come in and I want to love you very much.
You're in your third year, aren't you?
And today is the last show for the fourth graders, but there are still events, right?
Fuji High School Graduation Ceremony 2024 will be held at Fuji TV Wangan Studio on March 29th.
General sales will start on Saturday, October 23rd, so if you haven't bought a ticket yet,
please come and see us off!
And we have one more important announcement for you.
Sorry, sorry.
This commemorative T-shirt and this sticker are also on sale.
It starts at 4:30 p.m., but Fuji High School Graduation Ceremony will only be held for 30 minutes from the start.
I'm looking forward to seeing who will be there!
And we have one more important announcement for you, Tomoe.
I've been working as a leader until now, but since I'm graduating, I've decided to consult with the staff about the next leader.
You all don't know who it is?
No, we don't know.
I found out about it today, too.
Can I announce it now?
Go ahead.
The second leader is...
Fujimoto!
It's Fujimoto!
Fujimoto! Even though you're just a second year student.
Fujimoto, as the second generation leader, you're going to lead everyone from now on.
Could you say a few words as the new leader?
Yes, well...
Fujikoz has debuted as idols and had many different experiences.
That's all thanks to the people at MCG and the staff who love us more than anything else.
From April onwards, we'll continue to grow and be loved by Fujikoz, so please continue to support us!
That was Fujimoto, the new leader!
Now, let's move on to this segment!
ALL NIGHT LIVE!
This time, the artists are Showa!
Showa, you have an important event at the end of March, right?
If you don't call 1,000 people, you'll be disbanded.
How many people will come?
We're doing this every day on a lunch show called "Poka Poka",
and only 460 people have come so far.
I think 1,000 people is a high number.
I see!
This song is called "Your Prince". What kind of song is it?
"Your Prince" is a song that women choose men and worry about.
It's a song that we six princes will let women choose us.
It's a song that reminds me of the melody line of the Showa period and the sound of Heisei.
I see.
Everyone is tall.
Cool!
You are older than me.
You are the oldest.
I'm not Showa.
Can you do a robot dance like Showa?
I haven't done it at all.
Please stand by.
Around here.
I'm your prince in Showa. Please come in.
Is it me or him? Decide here, your prince.
If you don't choose one, you won't even be able to kiss.
Even if you're troubled, there's no answer.
If you're going to say goodbye, do it either way.
Ah, I'll chase you. Ah, I'll just be lonely.
So be brave and take me in.
Spread your arms like wings.
Even if you have two loves that look the same.
If you put them on a scale, which one will tilt?
Is it me or him? I love you, your prince.
If you're a suitable man, I'd like you to be quiet and dark.
It's an honor. Thank you for choosing me.
Love is chosen by aphrodisiacs
Just one jewel
Even two loves that seem to be the same
If you ride a bicycle, one of you will lean against you
Is it me or someone else who loves you, your prince?
You're a suitable man, I'd like you to be quiet and dark.
Here is an announcement from Fuji Cozy!
We will be presenting you with a variety of herbs that you can get at any market.
Funtani!
The first herb of the herb curry is Yamamori's Genpa.
Let's try it out!
I know what it is.
It looks like this.
It looks good.
Let's eat!
Thank you for it.
It's quite spicy.
It's like spice.
The herb has a strong flavor.
It's good.
It's spicy, but...
It's really good.
It has a strong flavor.
It's good.
It's your own curry.
I want it!
What is it?
What are you doing?
What will you do?
What will you do, Ando?
Ando!
What is it?
Did you eat a pine tree?
Did you eat a pine tree, Ando?
Where are you going?
I'm reborn!
I'm getting on it!
I think this is the limit!
You've gone too far!
This is the limit!
I'm sorry!
I thought I could get on the show, but I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Yes, it was in the middle of it earlier, but music that has become a coincidence boom in Thailand now,
T-pop live will be held for the first time in Japan!
April 5th Friday, place is Zepp Shinjuku! Please go and see it!
And if you want this Thai curry, please follow the official program "x" and repost the post!
Yes! We will give away a total of five people with a lottery!
#allnightfujiko is also waiting for a lot of messages!
Yes!
Dorita girls!
Um, Yamanaka! There is one report. Did you notice it earlier?
Yes!
Huh?
Huh? How is it?
Hey Yonea!
Yonea!
How was it? How was it earlier?
Shinni!
Yamanaka!
Will the vtr come out?
Vtr will come out!
Huh?
Vtr will come out!
Check it out!
Vtr!
Yes!
jyonma!
Yabai! Yabai! Yabai!
What about this one?
One second!
How is it?
Ahh!
One second!
Yoneya! Yoneya!
It's red!
What does it mean?
Yoneya, 3 seconds and 1 second!
3 seconds and 1 second!
So, Yoneya is out!
Out!
Out! So, Yamanaka is...
Out of camera view!
So, you can't film anymore!
When did it happen?
Wasn't it before the commercial?
The cue shot for the commercial!
I remember how slippery Ito was!
It was so...
It was so slippery!
My slippery eyes were taken away!
And...
The last member of the 4th grade is...
The leader and ace, Tomoe!
What is the last thing you want to do?
Yes, the last thing I want to do is...
Electron performance!
Wow!
Originally...
We were supposed to do it as a reward project...
But we didn't have enough budget...
I see!
So...
When we said we wanted to perform on Friday Overnight at Electron...
We thought we didn't have enough budget...
But my mother...
Was an Electron professional...
She had many ways of doing it...
She was a professional?
So, we asked my mother...
To bring it here for a low price...
She did it herself?
She contacted us...
And we were able to bring it here for a low price!
That's amazing!
That's an amazing setup!
So, this time...
We want to sing and graduate together!
So, this time...
Among the 9 graduating members...
Let's have Tomoe perform an Electron performance!
Yes!
Yamanaka, you too...
Will you be okay?
Wow!
So...
Will you come forward?
Okay, then...
Tomoe will perform "Friday Overnight"!
Wow!
Oh?
Ah, I'm sorry for the delay.
The sleepless nights are much better than the nights when I want to see you.
Somehow I remember the love of those days.
Where are you? What are you doing?
I still love, I still love you.
Even now, I still can't forget you.
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Wow, Tomoe, it was wonderful!
It was wonderful!
How was it, Tomoe?
Well...
I've always wanted to appeal that I can play the electric guitar,
so I'd be happy if the electric guitarist
could remember it.
It was fun!
Well, finally,
I'd like to give the graduation certificate
to the nine graduates who will graduate this time.
As for the graduation certificate,
we'd like to give it to you,
but we'd like you to remember
Shimada-kun the most.
I'm sorry.
Shimada-kun really wrote
what he was thinking.
I'm sorry.
Shimada-kun also wrote
what he was thinking.
I'm sorry.
Isn't this Sakuma-san's house?
No, this is my house.
It's the house where we first met.
It's Shimada-kun's house.
Ando, please come forward.
Graduation certificate.
Student number 2, Ando Reina-dono.
You are currently at Fujiko's house
and you have completed
all your homework at Fujiko's.
You are always cheerful
when you talk and you always
give me a sense of security and that helped me a lot.
You showed your power
with your Havit championship and Kifu championship,
and you were active
when you suddenly came forward
and showed your flexibility.
Even if you want to be a social person,
please do your best.
Also, I feel like you probably
don't have a chance
as a second back dancer anymore.
I'm sorry.
I want to go to a forest school.
That's nice.
No. 5, Ebrahim Messina.
You are awarded here for completing all of Fujiko's homework at All Night Fujiko.
At first, you were confused about working with a fan, but when you realized it, you looked cool.
I felt a serious and passionate heart, such as the desire for model A shown in the suite and the attitude of practice in Tokyo.
Please continue to be a wonderful woman who delivers emotions to the world.
Congratulations!
You quickly appealed your love for comedy with students No. 9, Kanako Sato.
Thanks to your impersonation project and comedy Fujikoro-shiem project, you have become an important part of the program.
Please be a wonderful adult who does not get angry at the morning sun with that sense and down-to-earthness.
Be confident and do your best!
Be a gorilla.
Be a gorilla who cries.
Congratulations!
Next up is student No. 52, Anna Demachi.
You said you would win at All Night Fujiko and said you would do sauna before anyone else.
That was a big step for the program.
The courage you showed when you challenged the gravity of the shell swimsuit will surely be useful in your life in the future, so please be confident and live your life.
You only need a little study, so let's do it.
Thank you to Rei-papa as well.
Number 13, Tomoe Haruka-dono.
Thank you for always acting with an adult's point of view.
I think you are a center and a leader, and I'm glad you all feel that way.
I think your hard work in "Way! Tokyo" and appearing in dramas and filming will surely be useful in your life from now on.
However, let's eat as much as bungees can fly.
Other than oranges.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Number 14, Matsuo Mirika-dono.
Even if you are always cheerful and something is wrong with the atmosphere, Matsuo is the only one who is relieved and helped.
Thank you for raising your hand and waiting for me at the sauna project, or pulling everyone while you didn't have time because of memories theft, or cheering me up for the next Colosseum.
Please sing a little more so that you can play an active role in the future stage.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Number 15, Wachi Hinako-dono.
Now that I think of it, I think it all started when you said you were angry at AKB.
When you say "Fujiko", people say "Wachi".
You became the face of "Fujikos" and made the song resonate, created the atmosphere, and sometimes broke it.
I think each of your ideas had a mysterious power that everyone was curious about.
Keep up the cute smile and do your best!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Number 16, Hidemiki-dono.
Thank you for raising the studio with your usual smile and strange laughter.
There are times when you lose your front teeth or something strange, but I think it was the center of the second generation's hearts.
Please wrap up many people in the future with the power you have now.
When you're in trouble with something, try dancing "Way Tokyo" in front of the mirror.
It's fun.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Student number 21, Arisa Yamanaka.
She loves talking and is a talkative person, but she reads the atmosphere of the program,
so I'm a little concerned about whether it would have been more interesting if she pulled it out more,
but when she tried to pull it out, it felt like she spent ten times as much time as she did.
I'm sure many people will be happy with the interestingness like the main character of the anime.
Also, don't steal other people's lunch boxes.
Congratulations!
All nine of you who will graduate this time, thank you for your hard work.
Since you're here, could you say a few words to the viewers?
Tomoe, as a representative.
Yes, first of all, yes, first of all, thank you so much for supporting us amateurs for a year.
I think it's thanks to you all that we were able to come this far.
From now on, we will carry the All Night Fujiko and Fujikoz and fly in the future,
so I hope you will support us as much as you can.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
(sniff)
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Ah!
Everyone is crying.
(laugh)
Graduation is not a big deal, isn't it?
(laugh)
I think so.
Thank you very much for your support.
Sato, how do you feel?
Yes.
I'm sitting next to Mr. Murasuge from next week.
I'm sitting.
No, you can't.
I'm sitting.
No, you can't.
I'm sitting.
You have a great sense of humor.
I think you will do your best in the future.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Eibura.
Yes.
I'm lonely.
(laugh)
I've been thinking about whether today's broadcast should end or not.
Don't you want it to end?
I hope it doesn't end.
(laugh)
You have to work hard.
That's right.
Yes.
Matsubo.
Yes.
First of all, I have nothing but gratitude for this program.
First of all, thank you very much.
I will continue to do entertainment in the future, so please support me.
Yes.
Bachi.
Um, Mr. Morita, can you give me your autograph?
Autograph!
Um, can you give me your autograph on your coin watch?
(laugh)
That's all I have to consider today.
Yes.
Do you really want to get married?
(laugh)
Yes, yes, yes.
(laugh)
It's been six months for me too.
It was a short time of appearance, but many people remembered me and cheered for me, so I got a really good opportunity.
Thank you very much.
Yamadaka.
Yes.
Um, the staff who met me at this Fujiko.
Everyone at Fujiko-z, fans, thank you very much.
I will cherish my valuable experience and work hard to aim for the top of the entertainment industry in the future.
Last word!
Last...
(laugh)
Wow!
I can't see!
Congratulations!