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*whooo*
*music*
*whooo*
Way! Way! Way! Way! Way!
Get excited! Get excited!
Let's go!
Let's go one more step!
Way!
*music*
The light of the torch has disappeared
The darkness has started to dance
The wings (the wings)
Shine (shine)
Like a butterfly
*music*
I can't go home like this
The night that starts now
That day (that day)
With you (with you)
We met on Friday night
*music*
One more time!
Let's remember
The legendary passion
From A to Z
Sweet heartbeats
*music*
Who will you choose?
You or Lucky Girl?
What should you enjoy?
You regret later
That you were stupid, don't you?
If you're confused,
Then I'll
*whooo*
Save you
Meat food game
*music*
Who are you going to choose?
I hope you have fun tonight
It's life to regret later that you were stupid, right?
If you're making me dance, then I'll be the one
to scream "meat food game"
I'm excited, I'm excited, my eyes are cakey
Japan is still strong
Let's win Japan one more time
Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!
I'm excited, I'm excited, my eyes are cakey
Alright, this week's All Day Tojiko has begun.
Since it's a holiday in Armenia, Matsuo will be in charge of solo dance.
I'm excited.
You're trying to take advantage of this chance, aren't you?
Thank you for choosing me.
The B-team is looking down on you.
Especially Ando.
Ando is really cool.
Ando has already decided what he's going to do, so he's trying to take advantage of this.
Ando is trying to reduce his losses.
Ando is dancing alone while everyone else is dancing.
When I noticed and told you to dance too, you were dancing alone.
We were dancing alone.
It's a holiday in Armenia, isn't it?
Why is that?
It's like shooting an apparel advertisement in Korea.
You're right!
Your job is...
You chose a commercial with Fujiko and Ando.
Of course I did!
You chose it yourself.
You're right.
Fujiko's members will appear in the gravure magazine "Bomb" which will be released in February.
Who will be doing the gravure challenge this time?
Me!
Huh?
Nixie!
How do you feel about being Nixie members of Iriyama, Sakago and Yamanaka?
It's my first time.
It's my first time taking it off.
She took it off for the first time!
So you're wearing a swimsuit?
Yes.
We have a picture of you wearing a swimsuit.
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's nice!
It's nice, isn't it?
A white swimsuit.
A swimsuit.
You look like a first-year student.
First-year students don't look like that.
You're fast.
Did you prepare anything in advance?
I didn't eat much.
Because it was New Year's Eve.
That's right.
First-year students competed against each other in the program.
They were supposed to compete against each other.
I didn't know that!
It's a good thing that you're wearing white first.
I envy you.
We have more swimsuits.
Please look forward to it.
There are more pictures of you in the bomb.
This is a back cover.
It will be released on February 8th.
Please check it out!
It's a back cover.
You can watch this program only on KONE.
Who is here today?
Hey, very cute girls are here.
Oh, it's the second time.
May I have your name?
Good evening, we are...
White Scorpion!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too!
It's been a while!
I think it's the second time for you, White Scorpion,
but did you have any reactions during your last appearance?
My first TV appearance was "All Night Fujiko-san",
and I was so happy that so many fans were happy about it.
Wow, do you have any girls who can talk a lot and are fun to talk to?
- What? - Oh, she's raising her hand.
- Like, Murashige - type girls?
- Murashige-type girls? - Yeah, that's right.
A lot of White Scorpion girls are mischievous and funny,
- but I can talk a lot with Ako-chan. - What?
- Ako-chan, can you talk? - No, I'm not like Murashige-san at all.
That's right! There's no Murashige-type girls in the world!
- Ako-chan, you're like a model. - You're like a model.
- You're like a model.
Don't you want to be an actor?
Last time you performed your debut song, but this time...
Yes, on February 7th, we'll release our third digital single,
- and we'll be performing it this time. - I see.
- So it's your third song? - Yes, it's our third song.
Isn't it fast from your debut song to your third song?
We're releasing a new song every month,
- and it's already our fourth song. - Huh?
- Was it "Akimoto Sensei"? - Yes, it is.
"Akimoto Sensei", please release a song like "HKT48"!
- Don't look at me like that. - You're selfish.
This week's Fujikone seat is free for daily use,
so if you have concerns about it, please contact someone and come!
Please come!
Thank you!
That's right, you should sing in front of Rabbit and P-san.
Let's move on to the next segment, Minegishi, please!
The next segment is "Fujikozu's Coming-Back-To- Kill-Game"!
So, Fujikozu's Coming-Back-To-Kill-Game was a comedy segment.
Not only comedy, but we also tried to find funny people.
We have invited Fujikozu, who is sensitive to trends, to introduce us to the people who are likely to come in the future.
Two representatives will present their charms.
In response, four MCs and a total of five votes will be judged.
Viewer voting will be held in the official X, so please check it out!
Those who win will receive "fujiko" women's money as future activities funds.
Those who win "fujiko" will continue to have the right to present the next time.
I see.
So, we will have the people who are likely to come in the future introduce each other.
So, the people who are not introduced will win "fujiko"?
The people who are introduced will win "fujiko"?
The people who will come in the future will win "fujiko".
Oh, the people who will come in the future will win "fujiko".
Fujikozu is...
I'm sorry.
Fujikozu...
Fujikozu didn't like it very much.
Fujikozu will be introduced in the future, but the number of "dejiros" will increase.
I see.
Please cooperate and do your best.
If you keep winning, you will get a spotlight.
Let's do our best!
Now, I will introduce the first presenter.
The first presenter is...
Kosugi!
Yes!
Kosuko!
Thank you!
So, you have found this person by yourself, right?
Yes, I am confident.
First of all, who will Kosuko introduce?
Yes, I will introduce...
this person!
Oh, she is coming out.
Hello!
She is cute!
I'm Otoha-chan!
Thank you for coming!
Otoha-chan!
Otoha-san!
Otoha-san is beautiful!
She is beautiful!
Now, Kosuko will introduce Otoha-san's charms.
Yes!
First of all, I will introduce Otoha-chan's attractive points.
Otoha-chan's attractive points are...
these!
Ta-dah!
I'm the strongest multi-creator!
Wow!
I see.
Yes, Otoha is the strongest multi-creator who can do music, video production, illustration, animation, CG, and anything all by herself!
Wow!
Among them, what is the main or what you do the most?
In terms of standing out, singing stands out, but I like making videos very much.
I see.
She can do anything herself.
Where did you find it?
I'll tell you later!
Please wait!
I'm an old man!
You're not an old man, you're a stupid woman!
Why should I give you a hard time!
You're so old..
You're an old woman..
Please allow me to explain.
First, please see this video.
Here you go!
This is a great song!
You said you wanted to be creative, but in fact, the song, the cast, the lyrics, and the art were all made by you.
The cast, the video, and the CG were all made by you.
You did it all by yourself, didn't you?
You did it all by yourself.
You must be Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan didn't do it this far.
You can do anything by yourself.
Wait a minute.
Don't tell me you brought someone who has already been here.
I haven't brought anyone yet.
You haven't brought anyone yet, have you?
Who the heck are you?
You haven't brought anyone yet, have you?
I'm glad you called me out like that.
You haven't brought anyone yet, have you?
You have something to do with these two, right?
You're talking in a weird voice.
How did you find me?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know.
Notara-chan, please tell us how you decided to be yourself.
Actually, I started working when I was 15 years old.
I was in the third year of middle school.
How old are you now?
I'm 21 years old now.
You're young.
I couldn't get a part-time job at the time, so I didn't have money.
If I didn't have money, everyone would quit their jobs and start their own business.
So I decided to do it all by myself.
You didn't have the money to ask for help.
Ando is getting excited.
What's wrong with you, Ando-chan?
Hang in there a little longer.
It'll be over in an hour and a half.
Please change it.
Ando is a very particular person.
She does this herself, too.
Please look at this.
Yes, yes. There is something that you made specifically for this live show.
Itoh-san, what do you think it is?
- Eh? - Suddenly...
- Something you made specifically for this show? - A sudden quiz.
Something you made specifically for this show...
You didn't pay for all of this yourself, did you?
- That's not it. - That's how it is.
- How much do you make it specifically for this show? - What is it, customer?
Eh, what is it?
The correct answer is...
It's a vision image of you behind the stage.
You draw it yourself and move forward.
- Eh, that's amazing. - That's cool.
- How many hours do you spend on it? - You're a genius.
- I'm not a genius! - You're a genius!
- You're a genius!
Most of the production costs...
- ...are spent on tickets. - Eh?
- I see, I see. - Eh...
- So you don't get any bonus points from doing a live show? - Eh...
Ah, but it's fun for me and it's a bonus for me.
- It's a pleasure, isn't it? - This is...
- This is how much effort you put into various things, isn't it? - Yes.
- Do you make a lot of money with it? - That's right.
- Are you doing it for free? - Ah, I'm doing it for free.
- For free? - Ah, then you've got quite a bit of income.
- Then you've got quite a bit of income. - Ah, but...
When I was a student, I did a lot of work that had nothing to do with my income.
I did a lot of work and used it all for my activities.
- Ah... - That's amazing.
- But now you get a lot of money for doing live shows, don't you?
Ah, that's right. Now I can get a lot of money for doing live shows.
- Today as well, you know? - Yes, yes.
- Like this... - No, no, no, no...
- It's a secret. - Stop it, stop it!
Alright, next up for Sondra Otaha-chan is...
- This! - Ah, it's here.
- Tada! - Oh?
- Tada! - Kosuko and Nukashikawa Nekotomo!
- Sakuma-san, thank you for waiting! - Sakuma-san, thank you for waiting!
- It's clear that you two have a relationship! - Thank you!
- Thank you for waiting! - Don't get so excited!
- Oh, it's just me. - Don't get so excited!
- I see. - Actually...
- That's right. Since I was in middle school, I've been doing old Twitter X... - Yeah.
- I drew illustrations and posted them as a hobby. I really did it all as a hobby. - Yeah.
- We were both still just doing it as a hobby. - We drew and posted pictures like nerds.
- It's a dark history, but... - It's a dark history, but it's amazing.
- At that time, we had a relationship that was mutual destruction. - That's right.
- It's the first time you two have had a relationship today. - That's right.
- I heard you were dating today. - Huh?! We're not friends!
- No, but... - That's right!
- We've been in contact since middle school. - Yeah.
- I realized we were working hard on different paths. - Yeah.
- That's why I called you here today. - That's right.
- I was surprised. - I was surprised.
- I didn't know I'd get an email or something from TV. - What is it?
- I was surprised. - I'm sorry.
- You're friends, aren't you? - I'm sorry.
- Can you speak up a little more? - Hahaha!
- I think you're a little louder than me. - It's the first time we've met.
- I have a lot of things I want to talk about with you. - I think you have a lot of things you want to talk about.
- And! - Yes!
- This is a really amazing turning point. - Yes.
- Here it is! - Den...
- You've been chosen as a voice actor for an anime! - Wow!
- Wow!
- That's right! You definitely have a distinctive voice. - Really?
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- You've been chosen as a voice actor for a very popular content of Bandai Namco's "Den Ongu" character, Lil...Lilulu.
- I've been chosen. - Wow!
- Actually, as an illustrator for "Den Ongu", I first learned about "Den Ongu". - Yes.
- From there, I went to see the live performance and thought it was a great live performance. - Yes.
- But it turned out that an audition would be held. - Yes.
- There was an audition where you didn't have to be from an agency or a big company. - Yes.
- I thought I'd like to do it and I was accepted. - Wow!
- I didn't do it there. - Did you also draw illustrations?
- Ah! No, I drew illustrations. - Yes.
- But I didn't want to be criticized or anything like that, so I just did it. - Ah! You already turned yourself in.
- Ah! I turned myself in, or rather, I did it only once. - Ah! You didn't do it as an illustrator, but you hid your name and auditioned.
- That's amazing! You're a real person! - You're doing something like Mizushima Hiro.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Yes, and I've prepared a live video of such a cute voice actor for "Den Ongu" character, Limuru - chan, so please watch it! - Please!
- How are you? - This is Otoha-chan's voice actor.
- Limuru-chan! - She's so cute!
- She's the one who calls fans "pigs".
- That's amazing!
- This is Otoha-chan and her friends' live performance at Tachikawa Stage Garden.
- How many people are watching?
- About 3,000 people.
- 3,000 people...
- There are more fans than Fujiko.
- Huh? They're already here!
- This is Otoha-chan.
- Wow, that's amazing!
- She's such a big star!
- She's here!
- She's more popular than Fujiko.
- Kosugi, you're meeting her for the first time today, right?
- That's right!
- You were waiting for Otoha-chan to come, weren't you?
- That's right!
- You were waiting for her to come, weren't you?
- We've always been friends.
- That's right.
- We've always been friends.
- Why didn't you meet her in the past?
- Because we were friends online.
- That's right, we were far apart.
- We've moved up and down.
- Ah, I see.
- That's why we didn't do this as often.
- That's true.
- Because of distance issues.
- Distance issues...
- Now, it's time for the appeal.
- In order for the MC and viewers to vote, we'll have you appeal one last time.
- Kosuko!
- Yes!
- What will you have Otoha-san do for you?
- Yes, yes!
- Otoha-chan is really good at drawing, so she'll do some sketching for me!
- And this time, Otoha-chan will draw Sakuma-san for me!
- Right now?
- Yes!
- Ah, like this?
- You draw that fast?
- Amazing!
- How long does it take you?
- I don't usually draw fast, but...
- It's for a live broadcast!
- How long will it take you?
- About two minutes...
- It'll still take you!
- Two minutes for a live broadcast!
- In the meantime, let's introduce today's viewer present!
- Yes!
- In the meantime, please!
- Okay!
- Then, let's start drawing!
- Start!
- Okay!
This time, we will present you three items of Snow White Cheese, Snow Gold Cheese, and Cream and Edam from Snow Cheese, which is popular in Hokkaido.
- Let's eat! - Let's eat!
I thought it would smell like cheese.
Snow White Cheese...
It's good!
I knew it.
I thought you would catch everything.
A lot of cheese!
- It's super crispy and really good. - It's good.
- It's good.
- What do you call it? Rich? - Yeah.
- It's good. - It's kind of cute.
- It's almost Valentine's Day. - Yeah, it's perfect for Valentine's Day.
- I want it. - Yeah.
If you want it, follow us on the official program "x" and repost your entries.
- It's good! - It's good.
We will present you this Snow Cheese to five people randomly selected.
We are also waiting for a lot of messages on #allnightfujiko.
- Bye-bye! - Say something!
We have finished introducing the viewers' presents, but have you completed the illustrations?
- Have you? - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready!
- I think you're ready. - It's a weird pose, but I'm ready.
Then we will show you right away!
Here it is!
Really? You wrote it just now?
That's right!
You wrote it just now?
Hey!
Where did you write it?
I'm doing something like "three-minute cooking"
What?
So you wrote it like "this is what I wrote in advance"?
I practiced a lot!
What did you write just now?
Which one did you write?
I definitely don't like this kind of failure!
That's fine!
You're not such a beautiful person!
When you were little, you would copy everything you wrote!
That's right!
I see!
You also pasted it on your back!
I made it into a stamp!
Oh, you made it into a stamp!
I'm going to use it for the rest of my life!
It's similar, isn't it?
But you also wrote the captain's part?
That's right! The captain's part!
Oh, you wrote it all!
That's right! The pirate's part!
That's right!
That's amazing!
So you were faster without a stamp!
Do you need a stamp?
That's amazing!
That's great!
That's lame!
If you win the next game, we'll upload this illustration to the official program "x"!
Everyone, please participate!
Please participate!
Everyone, please participate!
We'll only get one Japanese listener!
Well then, Kosugi-chan and Otoha-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, after the announcement, it's Matsuo-san's present!
Friends!
See you again next year!
Kosuko, you wrote something!
Look at this!
Eh?!
Eh?! There's someone here!
I heard I could collaborate with Motoha, so I wrote it, Yusha Kosuko!
Eh?! You wrote it?!
I wrote it myself!
Eh?! You wrote it too?!
You shouldn't just pile it up like that!
I heard I could collaborate with Motoha...
You're pretty bad at putting your own drawings on top of the drawings you drew in Igun!
Friendship collab!
How do you like it?
Pirate VS!
You're a presenter!
Yeah, and you're romantic!
That's true!
It's nice!
Friendship!
It's like you have a lot of guts!
Well then, let's move on to the next presenter!
Next up is Matsuo-chan, please!
Yes! Thank you!
Eh?!
What is that?!
Hey!
Was it like that?!
Are you also some kind of media creator or what?!
Well then, Matsuo-chan, please go ahead!
Yes! This time, I'll be introducing this person!
Please!
Ah! From over there!
Eh?!
Hello!
I'm Achi-sensei!
Nice to meet you!
Achi-sensei?
I'm Achi-sensei, a cyber fashion designer!
Achi-sensei!
Nice to meet you!
Wait, my voice...
Achi-sensei!
Just in case, did you get COVID?
It was so popular back then, but it wasn't like that now!
Because it's fashion, right?
It's fashion!
Yes, it's fashion!
Well then, everyone, let's get started!
Do you know about cyber fashion?
What is it?
Cyber fashion!
Yes! So-called near-future-like...
Like you two are wearing right now?
Yes! A little space-like...
Space-like?
Are you talking right now?
I'm talking. I just talked.
You're holding up the mic, right?
I'm holding up the mic.
Recently, Y2K's Y3K has become popular, and Korean idols have also joined in.
I know Y2K's Y3K is popular, but isn't that not popular?
It's important.
Old lady, it's important!
It's important.
It's an important matter.
It'll come up later.
Yes!
Please look over here.
A new cyber boom has arrived.
Cyber boom?
AXIS is...
Their faces are now NG.
Their faces are NG?
Yes! They're not released yet, but they're working on various costumes.
Can you tell us a little about your work?
Yes, we work on cyber street fashion like this.
Other than that...
Yes, we're a special program...
I can't hear you!
AXIS is...
A special program...
Is your voice so muffled?
It's an important matter.
Let's all listen.
We design special programs' costumes and idols' costumes.
We're specialized in cyber, but we do various jobs.
Like idols?
You design idols' costumes?
That's right.
For example, who do you design for?
For now, this one.
Is it big?
It ranges from big to small.
Did you say "small"?
It ranges from big to small.
By the way, which one do you design for?
It's big.
Thank you!
Can you design for other big ones?
Here's the next point.
Cyber fashion is easy for Japanese people to wear.
It's easy to wear.
Cyber fashion originated in the UK.
Now, fashion with a new future centered in Asia is born.
AXIS' cyber fashion is made with ideas related to Japan.
Is the one Matsuo is wearing now the one AXIS designed?
That's right.
He designed it for me.
Is there a difference between what foreigners and Japanese wear?
Yes, there is a cyber boom in the world now.
Many designs are based on black.
There are social regulations and media trends.
Dark colors are popular now.
The cyber fashion I'm working on now is...
...a cyber fashion with a bright future based on colors and white.
I see.
This is a cyber fashion for gals in 2050.
If gals evolve, it will be like this.
Yes, it's a gals in 2050.
I see.
That's right.
It will be like this in 2027.
I think you all wear this.
What?
You usually wear it.
The one before?
The future.
Do we wear it?
Yes, you do.
Even if you're not a gal?
Even if you're an old man.
Even if you're not a gal and you're in your 20s, you still wear it?
We wear it.
We're in our 20s.
We're the best.
Is it expensive?
What do you think?
It's not that expensive.
It's street fashion.
It's the price of normal clothes.
How much is it for all of Matsuo's clothes?
How much is it?
It's not cheap.
Let me see.
If you add up all of them, it's about 40,000 or 50,000 yen.
It's not that expensive.
If you add up all of them, it's pretty cheap.
That's right.
It's not more than 10,000 yen.
It's not?
No.
It looks expensive.
How can we get your clothes now?
You can buy it on the Internet.
There is a store in Harajuku.
Do you usually walk like that?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Do you walk like that?
Yes, we do.
It's the first time I've seen you like that.
Do you often get flogged?
We do get flogged.
No, we don't.
We don't have enough money.
No, we don't.
Doesn't Matsuo's clothes look like yours?
I usually wear it, but it looks like me.
It looks good on you.
I will dress up for the next single of "Jokijiko".
They all have good reputation.
They all look gorgeous and nice.
What if they wear a song like "Crazy Folk"?
Gold Future Folk
Yes, "Gold Future Folk" is fine.
"金未来フォーク" translates to "Gold Future Folk" in English.
I'm sure you're curious about many things, but it's time for the last single of "女子工事"
Ms. Achi, what will you do?
Now, we'll have two people dress up for the next single of "Onna Koji".
Ms. Achi, please show us the costumes you chose.
I understand. You want them to dress up for the next single of "Joshi Koji".
Yes, we do.
The first song is "Clean Cyber" released in 2050.
Clean Cyber
What does "clean cyber" mean?
What does it mean?
In 2050...
I see.
It's cute.
It's like "one piece".
It's like "one piece" song.
It's like "scouter" song.
I'm Iriyama-chan of "clean cyber" in 2050.
What is the point of your design, Akise?
Since it is "clean", I chose white as the main color.
My design has two-sided triangle shape.
And it spreads downward.
Now, it's the opposite.
The top part is big and it looks like a tights.
But now, it's the opposite.
The reason is that it's cool.
I think you can wear it even now.
What is this part?
What is it?
It's like "scouter".
It's "scouter".
It hasn't changed in 2050.
It's like "scouter".
Sensei, can I call you "Toriyama Akira"?
It's like "scouter".
How do you like it, Iriyama-chan?
It's a no-sleeve.
It's like "arm warmer".
It's cute even if you take it off.
There is a meaning of "no-sleeves" in the near future.
That's right.
There are many styles of "no-sleeves" and "arm cover".
"Arm cover" is...
It has nothing to do with temperature.
That's right.
It has nothing to do with temperature.
If you have it, you can keep yourself warm.
It's like a world without "scouter".
That's right.
It has nothing to do with temperature.
I don't want to give up.
Is "mask" meaningful, too?
"Mask" is meaningful, too.
What is it?
In the near future, we will be ready to move to space.
We will be ready to get used to the air.
It's like what you said in your dream yesterday.
No, no.
It's like PM2.5.
How loud is it?
It's like PM2.5.
Let's move on to the second topic.
The second topic is "trend cyber" in 2050.
"trend cyber"?
It's not a trend in 2050.
"trend cyber".
This is NAVI of WHITE SCORPION.
I was surprised.
But it's good.
It suits you.
I hope this kind of clothes will be popular in 2050.
I see.
This is cute.
It's a double-sided triangle again.
That's right.
It's always a double-sided triangle.
It looks like it's going to appear in Apex.
That's right.
It's a game character.
It's a good combination in the game.
Napi, how do you feel about wearing it?
I like white clothes very much.
I'm also interested in clothes and uniforms.
I feel like I'm in a different new future.
I feel like I've evolved even more.
Can you walk around Harajuku in those clothes?
Yes, in the summer.
In 2050, everyone will be able to carry pistols.
Isn't this a pistol?
It doesn't look like a pistol, does it?
No, it's not.
It's like a smartphone right now.
It has all the information in it.
It looks like a phone screen.
It's too big.
It's a pistol.
You've made it compact.
It's too big for a smartphone.
It has more information than a smartphone.
It's not that small.
It's impossible.
But with four people together, it's like a unit.
That's right.
It looks like a unit.
It looks like it's going to be popular.
It's definitely cute.
We've seen cyber fashion.
Lastly, Matsuo-chan, please say a word to the viewers.
If I win, I'll wear sexier cyber fashion next time.
Last, I'll wear yellow.
It's 2020.
Let's start voting for viewers now.
Please vote for which one you liked best until the end of the commercial.
Which one will it be?
Fujikozu's next Colosseum will finally be announced!
First, let's see what the viewers voted for on their smartphones.
57% vs. 43%
Cosco's strongest multiplayer won!
First, let's see what Kosugi voted for.
Yes, one vote went in.
Now, MCs, please open up your cards.
The one with three votes in total will win.
Now, the winner is...
Please open up your cards.
Go ahead!
So, with three votes against two, Matsuo's last Colosseum,
Ms. Atsu's Colosseum won!
Ms. Atsu won!
Ms. Atsu did a good job!
How about you, Matsuo?
I'm really happy!
And I'm looking forward to spreading this even more!
How about you, Ms. Atsu?
Yes, I'd like to spread it more and more!
Next time, don't ask for an erotic one!
Is that it?!
I told you!
How about you, Mr. Sakuma?
No, I mean...
Kosugi has already been introduced.
Oh, that's right!
I thought he'd already been introduced.
So...
And I'd like to see Fujikozu's costume as well.
That's why I chose Matsuo's costume.
I see.
And with that, I'd like to ask the winner, Matsuo- chan, for another presentation next time!
That's it for Fujikozu's "Colosseum That Comes Next"!
The winner is...
Sakuma Survivor!
By the way, this is mine! I forgot it! Please use it for your activities!
Thank you very much!
See you next week!
Thank you! I'll do my best!
Thank you!
The next progress is first prize! Thank you in advance!
Yes! The next corner is here! Sakuma Survivor!
Yeah!
Sakuma Survivor!
Yes!
Sakuma Survivor! Before we explain our project, we'd like to confirm one thing.
Sakuma-san, you've been a member of Fujiko-kun for about a year now.
Do you have a favorite member of Fujiko-kun?
A favorite member of Fujiko-kun...
That's really...
You don't have one in particular, do you?
I don't have one in particular.
I see.
But you know, I don't feel good when I push someone.
Right, everyone?
I'm confident.
Me too, I'm confident.
You're confident in making Sakuma-san happy?
Yes.
Everyone wants to be pushed.
Don't pretend to be pretty.
No, no, I don't have a favorite member.
To put it simply, Sakuma-san, you don't have enough love for these members, do you?
That's what I'm curious about, too.
You!
I've barely seen Sakuma-san talking with Fujiko- kun outside of filming.
That's true.
I've said things like, "Are you okay? Are you sick?"
That's a secret story.
That's too secretive of you!
Everyone can feel that Sakuma-san is a little cold.
Is that so?
Isn't it?
Is it?
What do you think, Kosugi?
I don't think so.
Then we'll have to change the plan!
But when Kosugi came here for a different job, she asked me for the first time, "Sakuma-san, can we take a picture together?"
That's how hard it is for me to talk to her.
It's harder for you to talk to her.
It's hard for you to talk to her.
What about you, Kosugi?
Me?
Me, too.
It's been a while since we took a picture together.
But I'm really happy about it.
I sometimes watch it.
I see.
It's already started!
I can't help it!
It's hot from this side, but it's not hot from Sakuma-san's side!
It's really weird!
It's too hot.
So this time, without Fujiko-ai, we will appeal Fujiko- zu to Sakuma-san and make him like Fujiko- zu even more!
From Norokaio?
Yes.
From Norokaio to Katsunori Fujiko!
From Norokaio...
Not to Norokaio, but we want to ride on those tracks!
I will explain the rules of this time.
From now on, Fujiko will compete against Fujiko, who is Fujiko's favorite.
Fujiko will decide the winner of each event.
Each winner will play a final match and Fujiko will be Fujiko's favorite.
- Will you decide it today? - Yes, I will.
- Does that mean Amemiya is eliminated? - No, she's eliminated.
- Oh, that's right. - Amemiya chose to film in prison.
She's an Amemiya who doesn't have much.
So, how do you feel about this project, Fujiko?
Well, I'm trying to be as even as possible.
And I didn't really talk about it in private because I didn't want to feel bad about it.
But I'm going to choose one winner today.
And I'm going to make sure I make a good use of it.
- Hey! - Make sure you make a good use of it.
I didn't think you'd say that, Sakuma-san!
- That's why I was told to say it like this. - That's right.
- If I decide, I'll say it. - That's nice.
- You'll be able to switch positions from now on. - That's right.
- This is a really intense project. - Good luck.
- Yes, please say more and more. - Yes.
- So, the survival has already begun. - Yes.
- Yes, in fact, in order to do this project... - Yes.
- Fujiko's members asked Sakuma-san... - Ah, that's right.
- "What do you want to do?" - I see.
- ...to answer this survey. - Oh!
- First of all... - Oh!
- There are three people who didn't follow the rules of the survey. - Oh!
- Three people. - Ah, that was a pain in the ass.
- That's right. - Ah, that's enough!
- "I have other things to do, too." - Is there someone like that?
- Who is it? Who is it? - Isn't this a project for a show?
- Is this the most important thing? - "What do you want to do?"
- There are three people who don't know what's going on. - They're saying it themselves.
- Yes, I'll announce it first. - I don't want to know it, but...
- Ebrahimi Wachi is here! - Ah!
- Ebrahimi-san, Wachi-san... - Ah, Wachi is no good.
- Ah, Wachi is no good.
- She's got a really nice face. - Ah...
- You don't need a face like that, do you? - Ah...
- Even if you're asked about a survey like this, I won't say "Choose one like that." - Ah, you won't say it?
- And Ebra is also a model and a comedian. - Ah...
- Well, that's... - You're not going to hurt yourself, are you?
- She doesn't want to become like Norokayo. - She doesn't want to become like Norokayo.
- And with that, these three are not qualified to be pushed by Saguma-san, so... - Thank you! - They've been eliminated!
- Thank you! - Ah... - Ah...
- The three of you have been eliminated! - You've been eliminated! - You've been eliminated!
- Kikita-chan and... - What were you planning to do? - Ah, Kikita is like that.
- I had a chance, but... - I'll use an excuse... - Yeah.
- I was sick, and I also contacted my manager. - Yeah.
- I was sick and couldn't think straight. - Ah, you weren't thinking straight...
- I wanted to think seriously, so I asked him if he could extend my day. - Ah, did you get sick? - Yes.
- And I'm sorry, Saguma-san. - You're disqualified!
- Disqualified! - This has nothing to do with you! - This has nothing to do with you!
That's what I want to ask you.
Furthermore, there are people whose answers in the survey were only one line.
Why am I doing this kind of thing?
The answer in the survey is only one line!
Hey, you!
It's the same as when you were doing your best.
The members who are likely to win in the third round are...
Tomoe, Sakamoto, Iriyama, Demachi, Kasano...
And today's break, Amemiya!
I don't know Amemiya!
Amemiya was either one of them.
You are also unlikely to win, so it's a draw!
Oh, it's a draw!
It's a draw!
Wait a minute!
Demachi! Demachi, why was it only one line?
No, it's not like that!
There were a lot of words with only one line!
One line?
Words with only one line?
Yes!
What do you mean?
What?
It's only one line, but there were a lot of words with only one line?
How many words?
I don't know, but there were a lot of words!
You're talking like a kayaker!
Why are you suddenly...
How big of a stake is this?
The stake of one line...
But I put out about two answers!
Irii?
Can we see Demachi's answer?
It's definitely one line!
It's not Demachi!
Why isn't it Demachi?!
You can't put it out now.
It's definitely one line!
You can't see what's written on it, but you can't feel like doing it, can you?
Well, well...
It's a shame.
It's a shame, but...
You know what?
Up to this point, I've only been injured.
That's right!
While you were injured, Hichihachi died!
That's right!
That's it! Nine people have already failed!
You guys can take a look behind the camera!
It doesn't show anymore!
Please move!
Yes, please move!
Hey, speed up!
Go, go!
Takosuke, you too!
Hey, you reporters!
You're not supposed to sit there!
You're not supposed to move!
You're supposed to go over there!
Please sit down!
You guys are trying to increase the number of answers we ask you!
You're right!
I'm sorry.
It's rough to write like that!
That's right!
But if you write it, you'll get more answers!
If you do that, you'll end up not writing my project, but the survey!
That guy!
Don't make me laugh!
By the way, I sent the same survey to Minegi-san from Fujiko and Senpai!
Can you take a look at the survey Minegi-san wrote?
Here it is!
This is it!
It's easy to read!
And...
Yes!
And...
It's not like we've just come up with the name of the company!
Look!
Look at it!
No, that survey of yours there...
That's right!
It was originally yours, Ms. Kawashima-san!
Today, I'd like you show them the points of the survey, Ms. Minegi-san!
Morita-san and Murashigi-san said that we have to show that we are ahead of others.
We are showing that we have this kind of enthusiasm.
We didn't write anything that could be voted for.
We lined up projects that we could actually imagine.
Wait a minute. What does it have to do with me?
We focused on projects that Sakuma-san could judge easily and have fun.
You wrote projects you wanted to do.
You are a hard-working person.
I've been doing this for 18 years.
It's impossible!
Don't underestimate me!
We will start the preliminary round with 12 people who survived.
How will you proceed? Do you decide who will go first?
Yes, we do.
You will have a preliminary round with 3 blocks of A, B and C.
A block is cooking, B block is coordination, and C block is massage.
You will choose one representative from these and play in the final round.
I see.
Let's start with the first match.
In Block A, you will play "Holding Sakuma's stomach and being pushed to cook".
In this questionnaire, you will be challenged by Fujiko and others who wrote about cooking.
Fujiko will be the winner if she cooks your favorite dish.
I see.
In Block C, Fujiko is Ekkosugi.
Fujiko.
Matsuo.
That's it for you three.
But you ate Ekkosugi's dish, didn't you?
But it was good.
The taste was good.
The process is bad, but the taste is good.
We can't show you the process this time.
I see.
You will eat it deliciously only when it's done.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
That's the first thing.
We don't know what you put in it.
We don't know if it's cooked or not.
First of all, you three will go to the kitchen and cook.
I see.
Let's go.
See you later.
The competition will start now.
♪ As a rookie, I smiled and said without holding back ♪
What is this?
They are too excited.
I'm scared.
It will take some time to cook.
Meanwhile, we will proceed with another competition.
The next competition is...
Sakuma vs. Ikeoji.
It's a fashion coordination competition!
I see.
Sakuma will write a questionnaire about his fashion and Ikeoji will answer it.
Sakuma will announce his fashion coordination in order and Ikeoji will go to the final.
So, Ikeoji will challenge...
Uesugi, Takamura and Ide.
That's it for them.
We asked them to prepare a fashion coordination for Sakuma for 20,000 yen.
What did you think of it?
Ide?
Sakuma has a strong physique.
He went to many stores.
I'm sorry about that.
I was excited.
Cyber Sakuma is watching you.
That's right.
He looks like he is walking around in a TV station.
That's right.
He doesn't have a fashion image.
I don't think so.
He doesn't have a fashion image.
He wears black sweats.
I don't think he has a fashion image.
That's a problem.
He doesn't have a fashion image.
I will introduce them in order.
Ide, please announce your fashion coordination.
I'm looking forward to it.
She is worried.
I see.
I have an image of you wearing it.
I searched for your clothes on Yahoo and searched for various things.
There is a theme of this outfit.
This is a family hot spring trip.
There are girls as well.
I gave my dad a present the other day.
I work part-time at BEAMS.
I bought this polo shirt at BEAMS.
I want my daughter and my dad to think that I am fashionable when I walk with me.
Can you go to BEAMS for 20,000 yen?
I can go there.
But I don't have a shower head.
You don't have a shower head.
If you have a shower head at home, you don't have to pay for it.
That's right.
I have my own apparel brand.
It's called FERICHITA.
I don't sell it now, but I used to sell it.
It's a spring outwear.
Is this 0 yen?
This is 0 yen.
Is it okay?
The top is the most important.
I spent money on it.
This is GU.
Can you wear thick pants?
This is GU.
I think it's fashionable all the time.
This loose feeling is perfect for a holiday outfit.
That's why I chose this.
This is a backpack for easy movement.
I'm glad you thought about it so far.
I can understand what the staff is saying.
The rest of you don't have a shower head and 0 yen.
Do you have an apparel brand?
Is this the last one?
Next is TAKABURA's coordination.
Here it is.
Ah, I see.
It's quite young.
Please tell me about the point.
The point is that SAKAMA didn't have much image of wearing jeans or denim.
So I put it in.
And it's dark overall, but it's a little blue, and I made it light blue.
Glasses and a little small bag.
And under the socks is also a little cute, maybe it was attached.
Socks are also attached.
And under it is a cute fox.
Ah, it's barefoot!
It's barefoot!
She didn't have much money left.
She couldn't buy socks even with a shower and zero yen.
I see.
I wanted SAKAMA to wear it, so I made it.
I see.
I'm sorry, but please tell me about the coordination.
What's that?
I can't think of it.
It's cute!
Can you keep it?
Yes, I can.
Can you give it to Sakuma-san?
It's the worst coordination ever.
Why do you have to sell your dignity?
It's the worst. Captain, it's the worst.
The theme is "Captain's return strategy under the blue sky".
I want Sakuma-san and my dad to think of me as a cool girl.
I see.
Sakuma-san doesn't have those glasses.
No, he doesn't.
I'd like to see him go crazy.
Instead of going to hot springs with your daughter or going to Takamura with your daughter,
don't you get hated by your daughter?
She's an old-fashioned daughter.
I see.
I go out with my dad a lot.
If we go out together, I think my dad is cooler.
That's true.
Sakuma-san, you don't want him to wear sleeves?
No, he looks cool even if he takes off his sleeves.
His legs look brighter.
It looks good on you.
Lastly, can you give us your coordination?
I risked my life for this project.
Your life?
For fashionable men, they want their pajamas to be fashionable.
The theme is "room coordination" that will make your daughter laugh.
Room coordination?
Everyone wants their daughters to be fashionable.
It's weird.
It's not like you're trying to make your dad laugh.
This top and socks are all fluffy.
Sakuma-san's "x" was a big hit.
He makes a lunch box for his 19-year-old daughter.
To do housework, you need an apron.
When you wake up in the morning, you can make an apron and do housework right away.
This is embroidery.
You did it yourself?
Yes, I did it myself.
I worked really hard.
You did it yourself?
That's amazing.
It's cute.
I want it.
That's amazing.
It's cute.
It looks really difficult.
It's really different from the one in the survey.
How long did you do it for?
I did it every day without sleeping in the middle of the night.
I'm sorry, but it's amazing.
Sakuma-san, isn't your embroidery good?
I did my best.
That's your own brand.
Can you do embroidery?
I couldn't do it at all.
I looked it up on the Internet and did my best.
I'm happy with all of you.
Sakuma-san will decide?
Yes, after the commercial.
My daughter will decide.
You should call your daughter.
Here is an announcement from Fujiko's.
What we will present you this time is dark cacao chocolate with smoked mandarin and almonds and sea and sun of salt chocolate.
Let's eat.
It's fashionable.
Is cacao strong?
Cacao is weak.
Cacao is strong.
Cacao is weak.
Cacao polyphenol has the effect of increasing blood sugar level and reducing fat accumulation, so you will not get fat easily.
It is also effective for dieting by taking dark cacao chocolate before meals.
If you want it, follow the program official X and repost the application.
We will give this sea and sun to five people in total by lottery.
#allnightfujiko is also waiting for a lot of messages.
Please apply.
It's a shame.
Let's see how they cook.
Kosugi, Matsuo, Suzuki.
Yes.
It's like a court.
It's like a kitchen.
It's like a restaurant.
It looks good.
What are you making?
It looks good.
Can I ask you what you are making?
I will make a finished burger.
Don't make such a burger.
It's scary.
Are you okay?
It's like a pistol.
Are you okay?
Be careful.
Don't twist it.
It's scary.
It's like a marshmallow.
It's like a marshmallow on meat.
It's a marshmallow that SAKUMA likes.
Is it sweet or salty?
What is it?
It's a steak.
It's a special steak.
What is it?
What are you imagining?
What are you going to do?
She is cooking like a cyber girl.
What are you making?
I am making sticky udon.
Sticky udon.
What is she doing?
She is a student.
Do you have more?
Put it on SAKUMA's clothes.
I will put it on your collar.
I asked you how much you kiss SAKUMA.
You said you kissed him once a month.
Did SAKUMA say that?
No, SAKUMA said that.
You said you kissed SAKUMA once a month.
I want you to kiss me more.
Is it okay for me to say that?
Don't say that.
You always say that.
I want you to kiss me more.
Thank you very much.
It seems that Sakuma-san's change of clothes is over.
It's hard.
From the clothes of the previous three coordinators,
Sakuma-san has chosen one outfit and is wearing it.
The person who presents the coordinator who wore this will advance to the finals.
This means that the three of us still don't know who's wearing it, right?
I wonder what will happen.
It's exciting, isn't it?
You'll know the moment you open it.
Now, let's have you appear.
The coordinator that Sakuma-san chose is...
This one!
It's Uesugi-san!
The winner is Uesugi!
With an apron.
With a hat.
Wait, wait, wait!
You look too old for a pajama!
It's a good hat!
You look like you're in a hurry!
You're cute!
You look like you're about to get a best father award!
Best father!
So, why did you choose this outfit for us?
First of all, this embroidery is really cute!
Even in person it's cute!
Can you stand up and show us?
And it looks like you!
That's true!
Also, even if you take this off, I still think this sweater is cute!
It's cute!
I wanted one of these!
Even if you take it off, it says "LOVE" on it!
It's cute!
I like the gap!
It's like when you're working hard!
I'm really happy about it!
But, you know, the one you're wearing and the one you're wearing now,
when you look at it from behind, it's really cute!
So, I'm really grateful for it!
She's happy!
That's true!
Thank you!
How do you feel, Uesugi-san?
I'm really happy!
I'm putting my life into it!
I'm really glad I worked hard!
And I wanted to see you in those fluffy pajamas!
So, I'm personally really happy!
Am I being broadcasted like this?
In pajamas!
It's like I overslept!
Amoprofesa!
In pajamas!
So, I'm going to give these pajamas to you, Sakuma-san!
Since Uesugi-san gave it to you, can you wear it somewhere else?
These are pajamas, right?
These are pajamas.
It's like you're giving it to your daughter.
It's about what your daughter will say about it!
That's right!
My daughter probably won't wake up at this hour,
but if she suddenly wears this tomorrow...
That's cute!
That's going to be really cute!
Thank you!
I'm really happy! Thank you!
So, the winner of the push coordination competition is Uesugi!
Uesugi and Takamura will be eliminated!
Who will be eliminated?
We don't have to go over there, right?
The eliminated members will go over there!
Did you do your best?
I'm sorry!
You poor thing!
You worked so hard!
There's no more space!
It doesn't matter if you worked hard or not!
You can't be eliminated!
You poor thing!
I see!
Please go over there, Ine-san and Takamura-san!
Let's go over there!
We worked hard, too!
I see!
Takamura-san worked hard, too!
It's painful here!
Even though you worked hard!
From now on, you can say "kitchen" or "kosugi" when you're good at cooking!
So, it seems like the cooking competition has been completed!
Yes!
You three, please go ahead!
We'll go again!
Yes!
We'll go again!
It smells good!
They made it properly!
It looks pretty good!
Is it around here?
A little more forward!
Around here!
It's right in front of you, Sakuma-san!
It's like a hotel!
It's like a high-end hotel!
It looks so good!
I see!
Sakuma-san, how does it look at first glance?
At first glance, it looks like Suzuki's!
What is this?
It looks like mapo tofu!
Is it a tree's root?
Yes!
Can you explain the cooking first, Suzuki-san?
Yes!
I heard that Sakuma-san likes Chinese food.
So, I decided to make mapo tofu!
Suzuki's special, heart-attracting mapo tofu!
It's finished!
It looks like a mother's special!
It looks so good!
Matsuo?
Yes!
I said it earlier, but...
I asked for sexual desire!
Sexual desire!
It's sexual desire!
I asked for sexual desire!
I always make it.
I'm used to it, so it must be delicious!
What is this white thing?
T-tororo.
Oh, it's tororo!
It's sticky!
But, this is...
It can't be bad, right?
It's a commercially available sauce, right?
There's no accident!
But, it's good if it's good!
It's a commercially available sauce!
Cooking is cooking, right?
That's right!
It's too fancy!
What does it mean?
Sakuma-san likes marshmallows, so...
He made a meat dish using marshmallows!
What? Did I say I like marshmallows?
Sakuma-san, you like roasted marshmallows, right?
Roasted marshmallows!
I like roasted marshmallows!
Roasted marshmallows!
I'm sorry, I didn't look at the process,
but there's meat in it, right?
I noticed it!
I practiced it!
Heatos practiced it!
Heatos practiced it?
Yes!
Roasted marshmallows and meat...
Have you ever seen such a combination of food?
I haven't seen it in this world at this stage!
It's like there's pineapple on top of pizza!
I see!
If you eat it with something sweet...
Like honey and sugar!
You can also eat it with sugar candy!
It's like a sweet and sour candy!
This is actually a chance for a big reversal!
Well, that's right!
Matsuo is the most safe!
That's right!
Matsuo is the most likely to win!
Let's try it out!
Which one should we eat first?
Well, well, well!
Matsuo!
Safety first!
Please mix it up!
It's definitely not bad!
Matsuo's is...
Actually, this is the spiciest one for me right now!
At this time of the day...
This is the best for a 40-year-old!
No doubt about it!
It looks delicious!
Please eat it!
Thank you!
Please eat it!
It must be delicious!
Matsuo's is...
Wow!
You put in a lot of it, Sakuma-san!
There's no doubt about it!
What is it?
You put in a lot of it, Sakuma-san!
What is it?
You put in a lot of it, Sakuma-san!
What is it?
Well, this is...
I'll eat it!
Please eat it!
How is the taste?
It's insanely good!
Right?
It's insanely good!
It's a rainbow udon!
Thank you!
Who made it?
Udon is...
Who made it?
It's like...
That's for sure!
But it's not like you just opened Seven-Eleven and flew in!
That's not it!
You cut it properly!
You cut it too, right?
Yes!
So, shall we move on to Suzuki's dish?
Yes!
Yes, Mapo Tofu!
This is...
This is it, right?
Sakuma-san!
Sakuma-san, it's here!
Here's your bowser!
Thank you!
You eat it more deliciously, right?
Yes!
Why do you have to separate it even though you only eat it, Sakuma-san?
I thought you'd eat it later.
Everyone...
I'll eat it now.
This looks delicious.
I'm looking forward to it.
It looks delicious!
It has mushrooms in it and you can add shimeji mushrooms in it.
It's delicious, right?!
How is it?
It's super delicious!
It's like a midnight snack!
It also has something like a broth!
It's a little deeper than a normal Mapo Tofu.
Please tell me about it!
I want to eat only this!
That's true.
It's like a gourmet's meal.
You should eat udon too!
That's right!
Udon?
Everything is like I imagined!
It's insanely delicious!
It is, isn't it?!
It's delicious!
It also has a lot of szechuan pepper in it.
Does it have broth in it?
You're a genius!
What's in it?!
It has a lot of szechuan pepper in it!
Szechuan pepper?!
And oyster sauce!
What's szechuan pepper?!
It's like...
It's like Chinese pepper!
Yes, yes, yes!
I've never eaten Mapo Tofu like this before!
It's delicious, right?!
It has Chinese pepper in it!
It does!
Wow, it's delicious!
It's delicious!
It's chewy!
It's delicious!
I like girls like you!
I can't stop eating you, Sano-san!
I'm sorry.
Sano-san...
Please eat it, Sano-san!
You've been avoiding my own actions!
Sano-san...
I'm sorry.
I don't have any script for today at all!
I'll eat it, I'm sorry.
It's delicious!
It's insanely delicious, isn't it?!
I did it!
Don't just eat udon and just say it's delicious!
Suzuki, you're amazing!
Thank you!
Morita, you should eat that too!
I'm sorry! It's not over yet!
The udon is delicious!
Now, for the last one!
Wait a minute!
If you say it like that...
It's very popular!
Wow, I'm glad!
This is amazing!
It's authentic!
You're amazing!
You have really good taste!
You're amazing!
You're eating a lot of rice!
It's delicious!
You're amazing!
Thank you!
It's very delicious!
I know!
I know it's spicy!
It's not like you don't want to eat it!
Can you eat the one that's too big?
The one that's too big...
You should eat it with this one!
Eat it with marshmallows!
I like paprika!
I actually ordered a yellow tomato...
But I couldn't get it...
She's complaining a lot!
Yes, yes...
It's like "it's because of that..."
Marshmallows and...
Mozzarella and...
Tomatoes, please eat them together!
Marshmallows...
Mozzarella...
Mozzarella and...
Tomatoes and...
Eat it like this!
Well, well, well...
It's okay if you don't eat it!
Mozzarella!
Eat it like this for now!
Yes!
Please eat it!
This...
Please eat it!
Meat and Marshmallow
Marshmallow doesn't exist!
Meat and Marshmallow is really good!
Marshmallow doesn't exist!
Don't eat only meat!
Who is the most lucky person?
Marshmallow is lucky!
It was really good!
I'm happy!
It's not only me, but also when I cook, I always win first place!
It's the best food I've ever eaten!
It was delicious!
By the way, who will be the last one?
The last one is Matsuo!
The last one is Udon!
The winner of "Meat and Marshmallow" is Suzuki!
Suzuki and Matsuo are eliminated!
Both of you are eliminated!
Let's move on to the last "Meat and Marshmallow" competition!
"Sakura Ueyase Fashion Massage Competition"!
In this questionnaire, Fujiko who wrote "I want to heal Sakuma-san" will be challenged.
She will be massaged by Sakuma-san all at once.
All at once?
Fujiko, who massaged Sakuma-san with her favorite massage, will be the final winner.
You've never done it before, right?
I have, I have, I have.
You're confident, right?
I have, I have, I have.
So, Fujiko who will be challenged this time is...
Oki, Sato, Imai, Ando, Yamanaka, Fujimoto.
That's all for the six of you. Please step forward.
I don't know if all six of us will be massaged.
Well, it's obvious that you felt good in one place.
If that's the case...
And...
The picture looks really bad.
Yes, it does.
It's a very challenging picture.
A picture of Sakuma massaging all six of us.
Normally, you'd be touched, right?
Well, well, well...
So, Sakuma-san, please come over here and lie down.
Oh, there's an eye mask.
So, in order for us not to know who's in charge of which part of the picture, we'll have you wear an eye mask.
Oh, I see.
It depends on you.
But it feels good. It doesn't feel good.
That's true, that's true.
This is pretty good.
You know, I've always had a hunchback.
I don't usually get massaged.
Are you serious, Sakuma-san on Sundays?
Huh?!
Dad on holidays.
I'm really scared of wearing an eye mask on live broadcasts.
You've been doing that a lot in the beginning, haven't you?
Okay, here we go.
Everyone, are you ready?
Is it decided which part of the picture we're going to show?
It's not decided. You'll find out if you say it out loud.
It's decided.
Oh, there's a picture on top of it.
Huh? There's a picture on top of it?
The picture looks amazing.
Wait a minute.
Huh?!
This is amazing.
Hey, wait a minute.
Sakuma-san, are you okay?
Huh? What is this?
What is this?
Are you okay?
Sakuma-san will be surprised.
I don't know why, but Sakuma-san looks really rich.
Sakuma-san might not look up at all.
You're right.
Sakuma might not get caught.
I'm scared.
At least people like you won't get caught.
Huh? Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
Okay, here we go.
You're riding it like you're riding a bike.
I'm scared.
You have one minute to rest.
Push-up battle, start!
Can we remember which part was good?
That's right. Sakuma-san, please remember which part was good.
Wow, this is amazing.
One minute.
One of you is really bad at this!
Which part are you bad at?
Huh? He's really bad at pushing-up.
I'm bad at pushing-up.
You're bad at pushing-up?
You're bad at pushing-up.
Hey, push-up!
Push-up, you can do it!
Okay, you have 20 seconds.
Don't talk! Don't talk!
Do you want me to turn you blue?
What do you mean "turn you blue"?
I won't turn you blue.
I'm not good at what I'm doing.
20 seconds left.
You have a massage tool.
I'm not good at it.
It's painful.
10 seconds left.
Hang in there for 10 seconds.
Are you okay?
What is it?
Time's up!
One minute has passed.
Everyone, please leave.
Leave your tools.
Why do you have a lotion?
Pepe lotion.
Time's up. How was it?
Did you feel better?
This won't go online, will it?
It will.
I'm sorry.
It will go online.
I haven't seen it, so I don't know.
It was crazy.
It was like a demon king.
Sakema-san, please tell us where you felt the best.
The first person who did shoulders was really strong.
I see.
Who was it?
Who was strong?
The first person who did shoulders and neck was strong.
Who did shoulders?
I did neck.
What about shoulders?
I did shoulders.
Then it's Oki.
Shoulders were better.
The winner of the massage competition is Oki!
Thank you, Oki-san.
Thank you, Memoy-san.
It was like a tool.
Wasn't it a good tool?
Wasn't it good?
It was like a tool and I felt like it was supporting me.
What is it?
Ando-san.
You...
Do you have a lot of rippers here?
Rippers? No way!
Don't hold that!
Okay, everyone except Oki-san has been eliminated, so please move!
Yes, five people have been eliminated!
Now, it's the final round!
Ah, that was fun!
"Sakuma Survivor" final round is this!
"Who knows Sakuma the best?" Sakuma Quiz!
That's right.
Yes, Suzuki, Uesugi and Oki, who won in the preliminary round, will answer Sakuma-san's quiz.
In the end, the person with the most correct answers will be Sakuma-san's favorite person.
Yes, the person who has been eliminated, please answer with the white marker... whiteboard marker.
Um, really? Who are you touching all of a sudden?
Hey, that's...
You're touching me like you're about to sink!
That's right, that's how you say it.
Okay, let's get started!
Sakuma Quiz, first question!
The full name of the main host, Sakuma is...
Ah, this is surprisingly wrong!
There are people who get it wrong. Kanji is difficult.
Well, about this...
Ah, wrong, wrong, wrong!
Ah, everyone wrote it wrong.
Everyone wrote it wrong.
It's good to be motivated!
But, Uesugi-san, you have a lot of motivation.
Don't rush me with writing problems!
I just wanted to make fun of Ippon.
You like playing games, don't you?
Okay, is everyone ready?
Okay, everyone, let's open the flip cards!
What will it be?
One person got it wrong.
Who got it wrong?
Suzuki-san.
Suzuki-san got it wrong.
Suzuki-san and Yuki-san got it wrong.
It's Yuki-san, right? I'm a little worried.
But, both of you got it right.
Both of you got it right.
Uesugi and Yuki got it right.
Isn't it "bengi" and "gi"?
Which one is it?
It's a promotional line.
A promotional line.
It's a promotional line, so either of them might be correct.
How about Uesugi?
I'm not good at kanji.
That's not it! That's close!
The winner is Oki!
Okay, Oki-chan is the only one left!
Do what you want to do!
Okay, let's go one by one!
Democchi got it right.
Is it that one?
Democchi got it right?
Democchi, do you know the answer?
Really?
Oh, you know the answer!
It's not true.
Democchi got it wrong!
It's not Democchi!
You're the worst!
You're like a Nobuhero!
But I'm Yuki!
You're just better than me!
Are you even responsible?
Kasano is also Nobuhisa.
Yeah, Kasano is also Nobuhisa.
Okay, next question.
Here it is!
What is the name of the YouTube channel that Sakuma will appear in?
Oh, the channel name, right?
Yes.
You have to write it down.
Yes, yes.
It's the same as Kanji.
You have to write it down.
Roman people.
You have to write it down.
He's writing it down.
It looks like he can answer it with his mouth.
That's not possible for people who are writing it down.
Suzuki, if you make a mistake...
You're just showing off your cooking skills.
That's not it.
That's not it. I'm sorry.
Is it a good thing?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Have you written it down?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's open the clips at once!
Oki is "All Night Nippon" by Sakuma.
What are you talking about?
Uesugi is "NOB ROCK TV".
And Suzuki is "Sakuma Channel".
What are you talking about?
"NOB ROCK TV".
Is there an answer?
The answer is "Uesugi".
"NOB ROCK TV".
One point.
I'm happy.
Oki is terrible.
Suzuki is terrible.
Sakuma Channel is terrible.
You're just showing off your cooking skills.
My feelings for you are getting further and further away.
How about "GOZA SEAT"?
Is "GOZA SEAT" correct?
"GOZA SEAT"?
That's right.
"GOZA SEAT" is correct.
"GOZA SEAT" is also correct.
Sakuma Channel is just the opposite of Suzuki.
It doesn't matter.
It's "Fukita's Sakuma Channel".
That's right.
Remember it.
"Fukita's Sakuma Channel" is not in time for the survey and "Sakuma Channel" is not shown on TV.
It's the worst.
I'm sorry.
Please don't shake "GOZA" for a while.
I see.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to do it anymore.
Let's move on to the next question.
Please write down as many programs or producers you have directed or produced on TV or internet as possible in 30 seconds.
It's okay if it's a program you've broadcasted in the past.
Here we go.
There are a lot of programs.
I'm sure you can write down one of them, Suzuki.
Can I write down one of them?
Suzuki, you don't have 30 seconds left.
The one who writes down as many programs as possible will win.
That's right.
Who is winning now?
"Fukita's Sakuma Channel" is winning by one point and "Sakuma Channel" is losing by one point.
Suzuki is losing by one point.
- How is it? - Well...
- As expected! - Ten seconds left!
- We have to know about the show "Meemchi" is appearing in. - That's right.
- A show? - Well, we're running out of time.
- A show? - We're running out of time.
- A show? - A show?
- Time's up! - So you're making a show you don't know about.
- Well, Ms. Oki, please stop the pen. - Yes.
I'll say it. Open your lips wide!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes.
- "A", "god", "ta", "all", "na", "to", "ni", "po". - I see.
- Mr. Sago, what do you think? - "God", "ta", "all", "na", "to", "ni", "po" is correct.
- "Kirameki", "incidents", "achikochi", "odori", "talk", "survive", "seishun hoku", "sannenshikumi" are five correct. - That's right!
- That's amazing! - Five!
- "world night", "noblock tv", "terabitokyo", "talksurvive"...
- Oh, "terabitokyo" doesn't matter, does it? - That's right!
- It doesn't matter! - It doesn't!
- I thought you were doing all of "terabitokyo"'s shows!
- Uesugi-san wins!
- Uesugi-san wins twice in a row!
- Wait, you're the creator of "piramekki"?
- I used to love it!
- It's been years! - Why are you starting all of a sudden?
- Uesugi got 2 questions right, Togi got 1 question right and Suzuki got 0 questions right.
- Let's go! - Don't disappoint me!
- Please write down the title of the book Sakuma - san has written.
- This is also a book that Sakuma-san has written.
- This is a book that a reader has chosen.
- Business... - Business block.
- Business block. Uesugi-san wins 10 times in a row!
- If you don't know it, it's weird. Even if you don't know it, Sakuma-san wins about 200,000 yen.
- I bought it. It's more than 10 million yen.
- Are you going to say anything? You're just going to calculate it, right?
- Togi won 10 times in a row!
- Togi, how is it? Did you win? You look like you're very confident.
- Let's go! Let's open it all at once!
- This guy is crazy!
- Wait a minute! First of all, Uesugi's "Cheap Job Technique"!
- That's correct! - That's correct!
- And then, Oki's "Ikina Job Technique"!
- You're such a perverted student!
- I found this book at a bookstore and started reading it.
- You're not that kind of person!
- And then, Suzuki-san's "Sakuma Job Technique"!
- Sakuma Nobuyuki's "Sakuma Job Technique" is also a stupid book!
- This is terrible, Suzuki! - But I don't like it!
- Let's continue. Is this the last question? - Yes, it is.
- The last one is a popular question. - I know it!
- What was the first thing that Sakuma-san said that made you think it was lame?
- I don't know the answer either. - Sakuma-san doesn't know the answer.
- The first thing I said that made you think it was lame? - I don't know if this will be a clue.
- I know the answer. I've seen this question many times in this show. - Sakuma-san!
- This is too fast! - This is too fast! - It's been played many times.
- It's too late! - Is it a good thing? - It's too fast!
- Next, Usagi. - I don't want to be pranked, so I won't hire a manager.
- You shouldn't say that!
I've said it on the radio before.
You know a lot about it.
Everyone, please answer.
Oki, you can answer.
Suzuki.
Super first-class.
Is there such a thing?
Suzuki-san says she's super first-class.
I've never said it.
She says it a lot.
Oki.
Sometimes I rub my eyes because I'm sleepy.
It's a phrase, I'm sorry.
It's funny.
As a hint, she said it on this show as well.
It's funny, it's funny.
Don't say it's funny!
Don't say it's funny yourself!
I'm sorry.
What is it until you stop explaining?
Please listen until the end.
Listen to the hint.
What is it, Yusuke-san?
Yusuke-chan, please answer.
I don't want to think I'm producing.
But I want you to say something close to it.
I've heard of it.
- Button? - Button?
- You can see it, right? - You can see it, right?
- The button is round.
- Button... - It's over.
- Oh, I see.
I don't know about that.
It's confusing.
Now, I'll announce the correct answer.
Here it is!
It's not what I thought of.
I said it a few weeks ago, too.
- He said it. - He said it.
- He says it a lot on the show.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- We can't do a poll, right? - No.
- Okay. - Okay.
- The results are out. - The results are out.
Now, I'll announce the results!
The winner is...
Uesugi with 3 points!
Congratulations!
The winner is...
Uesugi!
Yes, it was Uesugi.
- Congratulations! - That's amazing.
So, we've given you the products for "Thin Slices".
Since you've become a fan of Fujiko, couldn't you let her appear on your show?
- Is there such a gap? - I guess so.
But since you've worked so hard for it, we'll do something about it!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Which one? - Which one? We can't tell you which one yet.
If you say "I'll add this to this", the song's arrangement will be blown up.
Sakuma-san, you're God-tan's sexy guy, aren't you?
- So, congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Everyone, please study Sakuma-san from now on. - You don't have to do that.
- Suzuki, you've become a piece of marbled tofu. - A piece of marbled tofu?
Is there such a thing as "no quiz"?
No, we've only looked up your birthday.
And this is our first announcement.
On February 24th and 25th, Fujiko will appear in the opening act of Odaiba Super Dimensional Music Festival Winter Fest 2024, which will be held in Pierrina.
- That's amazing! - That's the biggest number of people.
- There are about 10,000 people in Pierrina. - There are about 10,000 people.
Here is the lineup of the performers.
- MC... - MC is Banana-nan!
- And Umamusume and Fujiko are lined up. - Wow!
It's an opening act, so it's not far away, but there are about 10,000 people.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing! Tomoe, what do you think?
I've never done such a big event like this before, and I've never done a full show of "WAY TOKYO" before, so I'm looking forward to it.
- Way to go! - Way to go!
Please do your best! After this is an all-night live show!
All-night live show! Today's artists are White Scorpion!
This is their second appearance, but what kind of song will they perform for us?
The lyrics are about love that can't be returned, but it's an up-tempo song, so I hope you can listen to it with the rhythm.
I see! Since there are underage members this time, I would like to watch the video recorded in advance.
Yes!
Then, White Scorpion will perform "Emergency Measures". Please!
Yes!
Emergency Measures
Let's make an excuse and open up this place
Masked gangsters of those who get lost
Being loved is for a moment, being loved is for eternity
Is it a chance to change your mind or a sigh of time you can't meet?
Even if you stop me with kindness or something like that, I won't pull you in
Anyway, I'll hold you in my arms and kiss you
It's only for a moment, but I love you forever
The trigger in my heart is the sigh when we can't meet
Even if you stop me with kindness, you can't pull me in
Anyway, I'll hold you in my arms and kiss you
White Scorpion, thank you so much!
Please come back again!
So cool!
Thank you!
Now, for the ending, we have news from Tomoe.
Yes, I'll be participating in the beauty festival tomorrow, February 4th,
and I'll also be hosting a Valentine's Day event on February 12th!
At the Valentine's Day event on February 12th,
if you join the fan club, you can get in touch with the members!
I see!
So everyone will be participating?
Yes, that's right!
The Valentine's Day event will be on the last day.
Oh, it'll be on the last day.
So you'll be going to Asaichi by the end of this year, right?
That's right!
Wow, that's big!
But today, I was able to push Uesugi completely
thanks to Sakuma-o-o, or Sakuma-survivor.
Oh, that's right!
I totally forgot about that!
That's right!
So, there are still three finals left,
but I think you have a bit of a new impression of Suzuki.
I think he's gotten lower than those guys from Goza and Shinto.
So, we have 10 seconds left,
but if you have anything you'd like to say about Uesugi...
Oh, thank you!
In the future, I'll be aiming for TV production,
so I'll do my best as Sakuma-san's number one guest!
Production?!
It was production?!