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The way of life is carnivorous
Who will you choose?
It's life, isn't it?
If you're trying to entice me, then I'll be the one to...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
...take you to a meat shop I've heard of before.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Let's get excited! Let's get excited! It's fine with me!
Let's spread our wings wide and wide!
Let's fly to Japan one more time!
Way! Way! Way! Way! Way!
Let's get excited! Let's get excited!
It's fine with me!
Well, thank you very much.
All Night Fujiko started this year, too!
Happy New Year, everyone!
Happy New Year, Fujiko!
Happy New Year!
Those of you who didn't make it to the first round, you remember this, don't you?
Yes!
Who were you appealing to?
Everyone in Japan.
You said, "We can go anytime."
Yes, that's very important.
What did you do at the end of the year?
I streamed with my grandma.
You streamed with your grandma?
We streamed on the radio for three days.
We got a New Year's money from PayPal.
You went abroad, didn't you, Morita?
I went to Macau.
What?
Macau?
Yes, that's right.
When I noticed it, I was wearing a Macau-style hat.
I'm sorry, but thank you for this year as well.
You're amazing, Morita.
Thank you.
Morita, you're amazing.
We just had a stock market meeting earlier.
That's right.
I also reported my stock price this year.
Was it a secret until then?
That's right.
Only the person who paid me paid me.
But last year...
Was it the year before last year?
How much was it last year?
Last year, it was three million and six...
No, it was the year before last year.
It was three million and six thousand yen.
Wow!
Can I have it?
Your stock price should be rising.
That's right.
There are only two people who are talented.
To be honest...
Well...
Anyway...
If it goes down, I'm thinking of hiring someone.
I'm not worried about that.
I see.
By the way, what did you do at the end of the year?
What about you, Murashige?
I was sick.
Oh, my.
I was so excited about the end of the year that I made a lot of plans.
I think I worked too hard.
On the contrary, I was sick and I was sleeping at home.
That's right.
You were a little impatient.
Right?
She's cute.
She's a woman.
She's cute.
I love you.
I love you, Sakuma-san.
It's like a cabaret show.
That's right.
I'd like to confirm what happened since the last broadcast.
First of all, it was "ALL NIGHT NIPPON CROSS".
Tomoe, Oki, Wachi and Fujimoto were four people.
Yes.
How was it, Tomoe?
Well...
To be honest, Sakuma-san might be angry.
ALL NIGHT NIPPON CROSS
I cut my hair.
Really?
I cut my hair.
I forgot where I cut it.
It's like...
Oki said "ALL NIGHT NIPPON EROS" by mistake, didn't she?
That's right.
Four of us will be in charge of the personality of "ALL NIGHT NIPPON EROS".
That's great.
That's right.
By the way, yesterday, Sakuma-san said to the staff of this radio show...
I don't think it's four of us.
To be honest, I said it because I was asked by the director.
There weren't many people who listened to the radio properly.
So, I think it would have been better for Sakuma- san to say it.
Sakuma-san, are you listening?
I don't know.
I don't know that much.
During the broadcast, I said that I really like Morita.
I heard about it, but I didn't know what you said.
I was surprised.
I thought you were going to say something to me.
I didn't know what you said.
I think it's the first time you've done a live show in front of an audience like that.
About 500 people came.
There were many people who couldn't see it.
There were people who couldn't enter the venue.
There were a lot of things like lottery.
I see.
Come on in.
You did it outside in December in this outfit.
The company is reviving again.
That's amazing.
There were a lot of people.
I see.
That's amazing.
It's popular.
Is it that popular now?
She's wearing it all the time, but it's okay.
What's going on with the memory thief group?
Can you see it now?
I didn't touch it after this.
That's nice.
Next is Amenia.
The number of customers is decreasing a little.
It's really bad.
Are you happy with the song?
Of course.
The song is a little different.
How do you feel about it?
The number of customers is decreasing a little.
"VERY TOKYO" was released safely.
It sold sixth in the Oricon Daily Cycle Jam.
"SWEET CLEAR" was 13th in the Oricon Daily Cycle Jam.
Isn't this amazing?
I'm really an amateur.
It's true, isn't it?
It's true.
For the members who won first place in sales, you can shoot at your favorite place in Japan.
I will announce the first place failure.
The first place in sales is...
Who is it?
It's Tomoe!
You're amazing!
I'm glad that Dematch was praying for you.
I was praying for a lie.
I thought you were a good person.
You're amazing.
You can shoot anywhere you like in Japan. Is there a place you want to go?
There are so many places I want to go.
I like oranges, but I like them so much that I grow them at home.
I want to go orange picking.
Your channel is different!
I want to go to Fuji-Q.
I want to go to Okinawa and Hokkaido.
But you can only shoot one person.
Can you take someone with you?
You can only shoot one person.
I'm lonely.
It's like an image video.
That's right.
You can only shoot one person.
I see.
The staff will consult with you and decide.
We will announce it later.
By the way, you may not want to see it, but we will announce the rankings from second to tenth.
Here we are.
ROCKY, UESUGI, KOSUGI, HIYAMA, KUKITA, MAKABU...
But I'm in the top three.
I'm in the top ten.
UESUGI is in the top ten.
Thank you.
The first generation is strong.
IRIYAMA is in the top ten.
KOSUGI is in the top ten.
Who is in the bottom ten?
DEMACHI?
DEMACHI, what are you praying for?
How many people are in the top ten?
21 people.
DEMACHI is at 14th place.
But I'm in the top ten.
DEMACHI is making me cry.
You don't care about yourself anymore?
Has anyone said to me that I'm the lowest?
- That's bad. - Yeah, it's bad.
Okay, today is the year 2024. She's an old woman, Sato.
- Give us the title call, please. - Okay!
- This way? - This way?
- Yes! - She's here.
- ALL NIGHT FUJIKO! - What is it?
- Eh? - Good morning!
- What is it? - What is it?
- What's with the mask?
- Are you taking a day off? - What is it?
- What is it? A climbing dragon? - Now, we have a special Fujikone sheet for this tour.
- Who is wearing it today? - Today, we have very gorgeous and cute girls.
- What is your name? - Let me introduce you. Interesting, interesting, interesting.
- Everyone is interesting. Leave it to us. - We are RUFF RUFF.
- They are idols who have become famous.
- Please stop. - When they introduce themselves, I tell them to stop.
- But they keep doing it. - Sakuma-san, you like it. - I'm not saying stop. I'm telling you to stop.
- Sakuma-san, you seem to like it a lot. - I always say I like it a lot.
- What kind of... Oh, Sakuma-san likes it a lot. - I like it a lot. - I like it a lot.
- I didn't like it. I was shaking when you did it in front of Audrey.
- So, you are Sakuma-san's KONE today. - Yes, I'm Sakuma-san's KONE.
- How interesting is it? - Well...
- The girl on the left, Saito, can win against Koumoto of WESTLAND. - Yes.
- I won against Koumoto. - I'm not saying you can't do it.
- What kind of idol producer are you, Sakuma-san? Can you introduce me? - I've received a lot of introductions.
- Last time, you introduced me to a lot of norimaki. - Norimaki?
- I think you are Akimoto Yasushi's disciple. - Oh, is that so?
- You introduced me to everything that Akimoto-san has. - I see.
- Is there anything you want Sakuma-san to change? - Yes, there is. - I see.
- He is always a great person, but there is one thing I want to say. - Oh, is that so?
- All nine of us are doing "X", and I only posted once as a repost. - Oh, that's not good!
- You don't like that, do you? - Oh, you don't like that, do you? - I don't like it.
- You only post things that just happen to come up on your timeline. - Oh, you have to do it for all of us from now on. - Oh, you have to do it for all of us from now on.
- You only repost things that I say about your radio show. - Oh, you only repost things that become your norimaki.
- Oh, you're right. - Don't make it into an episode talk!
- You're growing up, aren't you? - Thank you. - That's good, isn't it? - You're funny! You're awesome! I'm looking forward to it!
- I'm going to Germany! - Germany!
- You're awesome! - You've put it together in an unbelievable way!
This week's Fujikone sheet is free daily, so if you have concerns about it, please contact someone and come to us!
And after this is the sauna talk!
Who could it be?
- I see, we went to the sauna talk. - Yes, we did.
- We went to the sauna talk. - Yes, after that stone stallker.
Now it's time for that segment. Morita!
Good morning, everyone at Zenkoku Sauna.
Let's start with our first segment of the new year.
"Farewell, Morita's Sauna Talk"!
He's alive and well.
This segment is where me and Fujiko's members go into the sauna and talk about our feelings.
It's a segment where our hearts and bodies get ready.
And today's members are...
Kukita-chan and Wachi-san!
Finally!
Morita-san, what kind of life is this?
It's not like I decided it for myself.
It's definitely Wachi-san's life.
Kukita-chan didn't have time last time.
- That's right. - She couldn't make it.
- She was locked up. - Oh, right.
Oh, right. You're not wearing a T-shirt, are you?
- I forgot. - What about your T-shirt?
What happened to it?
- I'm not wearing it today. - You're not wearing it?
- And your clothes? - I'm not wearing it.
Are you sure you're okay with that?
And are you sure you're okay with wearing a Dior necklace like that?
Is that a dress?
Wachi-san, why...
- Huh? - Wachi-san, why...
You were revived in the segment where you were released because you weren't introduced in the first place.
Wachi-san, why did you want to be released?
That's right. Would you like to be released with Morita-san?
Wachi-san, what are you doing?
- You said it earlier, didn't you? - What did I say?
- You said you like me on the radio. - Yes.
- But you didn't say anything about it. - But it might be in the future.
I'm sorry, but I honestly don't taste it.
- Morita-san! - Yes?
- But it's true that when Wachi was released... - Yes, yes.
- She was really serious about it and said, "I just want to see Morita-san." - I see.
- I see.
- When Wachi was released and lost her mental strength... - Yes.
- You're saying that you were her support, right? - Yes, that's right.
- I was really serious about it. - How serious is this, Wachi-san?
- It's all serious. - It's all serious?
- What? - As an idol, you should end it like that.
- I'm very sensitive about this. - I've never seen anyone who changes their direction so easily.
- I see.
- It's because you're non-selective. - Yes.
- Okay, for now... - It might be a little awkward.
- Okay, should we start with Kukita-chan first? - Yes.
- How is it, Kukita-chan? Last time you couldn't enter. - Yes.
- Yes.
- What kind of enthusiasm do you have for today?
- I hope I can deepen my relationship with Morita - san.
- Morita-san? - Morita-san's entanglement?
- Since when is there a reality show like this? - Hey, hey!
- Hey, hey!
- It's the cheapest watch in Japan. - It looks like you're watching a reality show.
- It's like a cute watch. - What is this?
- Okay, should we start? - Yes.
- Okay, and Morita-san, today too...
- Yes. - Fuji TV has sent us an exquisite sauna.
- Yes. - Yes, we got this in collaboration with...
- August 2, 2022, Ginza, open...
- Perfect Self - Service Luxury Sauna...
- Yes, we got this in collaboration with... - August 2, 2022, Ginza, open... - Kudochi-san's special sauna truck.
- Yes, thank you, Mr. Kudochi. - Yes, thank you, Mr. Kudochi.
- I want to keep it simple. - Yes, it's really hot in here.
- Yes, so... - Are we going to use it outside of this car?
- Should we start with Ms. Kukita-san? - Yes!
- Shall we go, Ms. Kukita-san? - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes!
Let's have her come in.
- She really does look like a girl. - Yes, yes.
- Ms. Kudochi's sauna track. - She really does look like a girl.
- I'll go in now. - Yes.
- I guess she can't hold back her feelings anymore. - That's right.
- Seriously. - Now...
- Is it okay for us to do this? - Is it okay for us to do this?
- Is it okay? - Is it okay for us to do this?
- Ms. Morita doesn't have a company. - That's right.
- She doesn't have a company. - She doesn't have a company.
- Now, it's a nice temperature. - It's nice.
- As expected of Ms. Kudotchi. - Now, Ms. Kudotchi.
- Now, shall we ask you various questions? - Yes.
- Ms. Kukita-san, how is it? How long has it been since you came in? - It's been about 3 months.
- 3 months. - Yes.
- There were a lot of breaks and such, but have you gotten used to it? - I feel like I've gotten used to it a little.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- To be honest, are the number of fans increasing? - But little by little...
- Yes. - There are quite a few people who have seen the show and come.
- Yes. - I think it's increasing.
- Ah, well, then, your motivation is rising. - Yes.
- Somehow, from what you're saying, your father... - Yes, yes.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Actually, my sister and I... - Yes.
- My sister is an idol. - Yes, yes.
- She came, didn't she? - That's right.
- Yes.
- The other day, I made my debut on FNS. - Yes.
- But my father said that I would never become an idol. - Yes.
- So, even now, I can't tell my sister. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But your sister is an idol, isn't she? - That's right.
- My sister has already become one. - She has?
- Is it okay if she has already become one? - Even if she has become one, she still pushes her way forward.
- Ah, she pushes her way forward. - Yes.
- My father supports my sister. - Ah, your father supports your sister?
- Yes, he supports me now. - Why doesn't he support you?
- If I knew about it, I think he would have supported me. - Yes.
- But he was against it, so I haven't told him yet. - I see.
- You haven't told him, but... - Doesn't your father watch TV at this hour?
- Ah, that's right. He only watches the newspaper. - I see.
- Here... - Yes.
- I'm in a place where Fujiko isn't broadcasted. - Eh, doesn't your father know about TVer?
- Maybe he's watching TVer in secret. - Ah, I see.
- Excuse me, but there's definitely a watch in front of me, isn't there? - That's right.
- I don't like it, but I'm sorry, but...
- We've also been looking at watches all the time. - We've never been waiting for each other in a place like that.
- But it doesn't have anything to do with the watch you're looking at, does it?
- You said you wanted to keep a distance from me, but what do you mean?
- It has nothing to do with me at all. - Okay.
- When you first announced your marriage, you said you wanted to get married. - Ah, that's right.
- That's right. - I see.
- But when you were looking at other people in the sauna and keeping a distance...
- I thought you'd get jealous. - Excuse me, but what's wrong with me and this watch?
- You're a big shot. - I mean, it's not like I got a watch, it's just...
- You're a big shot, but will you marry me?
It depends on my future actions.
It depends on what you do.
Let's see how far she can go with Morita.
3, 2, 1...
How far can you go?
How far can you go with Morita?
How far can you go?
Kukita won't curse you 8 years later, will he?
8 years...
But Kukita said it's colder than here.
Let's see! 3, 2, 1...
Can you go that far?
Can you go that far to get married?
Oh, is that so?
You can almost get married!
You're in my way, woman!
Don't look!
I only want you to look at me!
I'm looking at you!
I only want you to look at me!
You say you have fans and all, but do you have any points you want to appeal to?
Points I want to appeal to...
My sister is an idol, so she'll teach me how to appeal to them.
How do you appeal to them?
Well...
I'll show you a special way.
Can you turn this off?
3, 2, 1...
What are you doing?
Your hair color is too different today!
Are you saying it yourself?
Wow, what a distance!
It's close!
"Fuwachi"?
What's "Fuwachi"?
I can hear "Fuwachi-chan"
You can hear "Fuwachi"?
It's like...
It's like a karaoke video!
What do you mean?
It's like "Jigoku no J.R."
"Jigoku no J.R."?
You're appealing now, right?
Why are you appealing now?
Go back!
3, 2, 1...
Once you start, it's a long story.
What are you talking about?
It's a long story.
What are you talking about?
What is it?
Once you start, it's a long story. What are you talking about?
YouTube videos are always long, right?
Isn't it a claim?
What is it? Are you an otaku?
Do you have a way of making your fans fall in love with you?
I do.
What is it?
I love each and every one of you.
You love me?
Do you like your fans?
It's not like I like them. It's my true feelings.
When I first came as a fan, what did you think of me?
Thank you for coming.
You have big hands.
Do I have big hands?
Not only my hands.
You have big hands.
Do you like big hands?
What did you think of me?
Don't look at other people.
I'm sorry. Don't look at other people.
That's right.
I came to see you.
I came a long way to see you.
Really?
I've been thinking about you for a long time.
What is it?
I've been thinking about you for a long time.
Do you call me "Tetsuya"?
Do you like me?
You like me, don't you?
I like you.
You like me, don't you?
We're getting closer and closer to getting married.
Maybe we'll get closer.
Maybe we won't get closer.
Excuse me.
Since when did this corner become like this?
We don't know, either.
What we know for sure is that there wasn't a second of extra time for Fukita.
We're live from Morita's sauna talk. How's it going out there, Morita?
Okay, I'd like to move on to our second contestant, but you're competing against me, aren't you?
Yes.
Okay.
What were you trying to do earlier?
I didn't want to watch it, but they told me to watch it, and I didn't like it.
What do you mean you didn't want to watch it?
I really didn't like it.
But I really didn't want to watch it.
What didn't you like about it?
Didn't you like seeing me and Fukita talking?
That's right.
Why is that?
Huh?
What?
Why?
Are you serious?
Until now...
I can't do this.
Um, I'm sorry, but you've been doing this for almost a year now, and it's probably the hardest thing you've done.
What's going to happen?
She's a girl.
For now...
Can we go in?
Can we go in and ask you what you really think?
Yes.
For now, okay?
Yes.
That's right. There are probably things I can only say at a time like this.
Yes.
I have to say something important.
Are you going in?
Yes.
She's pretty careful, too.
I don't know. I really think you should do your best.
It's been a while since we were alone in a sauna.
What is your recent move?
Move?
Something that makes you like me. What is it?
It's serious.
What?
It's serious.
How serious is it?
It's all serious.
You really like it?
Don't you need fans?
Do you say it to your fans?
What do you say to your fans?
I tell them to do their best.
I see.
Don't your fans want you to be their girlfriend?
I want Hina to be happy.
Hina?
Yes, me.
You want Hina to be happy.
How serious is it?
Is it love or like?
First of all, how serious is it?
How serious is it?
What is it?
It's serious.
Something is coming.
Your underwear is dangerous.
My underwear? I'm surprised.
I'm surprised.
My underwear is coming out.
Wait a minute, Hina.
How serious is it?
It's not serious.
Can you talk on TV?
On TV?
Is it serious?
What?
I'm sorry.
I don't think it's serious.
It may not be funny for you to cry.
Maybe.
Can you cut it?
I'll cut it.
Three, two, one.
Wow, I want to hear it.
Until now, this music suits you the best.
Which one is it really?
Seriously, isn't it good?
If I say "kiss me", will you do it for me?
It's like a memory theft team is looking at me with an eye like "do your best".
I think you should talk to me normally.
Really?
Are you serious?
That's amazing.
Are you serious?
Why are you in a bad mood?
Seriously, I want you to go on a date or something like that.
What?
You should go on a location or something like that.
If you are serious, I will support you.
What?
I'm really sorry.
It's true.
You are serious, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
You are not in a good mood, but you are talking about breaking up.
You should fix your mood as well.
I will fix it.
3, 2, 1.
If you do it that much, you won't break up with me.
If you do it that much, you are in a bad mood.
You are right.
How far apart are you from me and Morita?
Well...
How old are you?
I'm 22 years old.
I'm 42 years old, so we are 20 years apart.
That's good.
That's popular these days.
20 years apart is too much for you.
22 years apart is too much for you.
But you don't care about it?
No, I don't care about it at all.
What?
I heard everything you said.
I have a show at 3 p.m. today.
I think I can go there.
She is a good speaker.
She seems to have learned something.
She is a good speaker.
She seems to have learned something.
She is fast.
When you were on the radio earlier, I asked you if you could go to Fujiko's.
You said you could go there.
I heard about it.
You heard about it and you said you could go there even if you were in a bad mood?
What happened?
I've been saying it for a long time, but Fujiko told me about it.
What is that face you have now?
What is it?
I don't know what you are looking at now.
That's acting.
I'm sorry.
Which one is Kukita-chan?
Kukita-chan.
In my opinion, it's better for you to have more choices.
You are the worst.
You are really a bad boy.
But you know about this, don't you?
Yes, I'm doing this because I think it's funny.
No, no.
I see. It's your job, so you don't want people to laugh at you.
I think it's fine.
It's not true.
I don't think you hurt girls in this part.
What are you talking about?
I think you are really kind.
You are the type I want my girlfriend to be.
What?
Could it be that Morita is getting more and more boring in this show?
I don't like it.
You two are boring at the same time.
Anyway, you are an idol, aren't you?
You can't date, can you?
Is that so?
That's not good, is it?
Then, how far can you go?
What do you mean?
You can't date, can you?
What are you talking about?
Anyway, I'll turn it off for now.
I can imagine how far you can go with Morita's face.
Three, two, one.
Really? I want to support you.
How does she feel when she hears this?
- Is love prohibited in Fujikozu? - No, it's okay.
- Isn't it said like that? - It's not.
- But... - What's going on?
- She's fighting against the doctor.
I can't help but look at her and forget what I'm saying.
"You're going to sell yourself!" She might look like that, but...
I don't know if I can go along with her.
- What's going on? - Let's go back.
Three, two, one.
You're the only one who says one-sided things, and you don't have a back touch. What's that?
- I don't have a back touch. - She's got a back touch.
- She's got a back touch.
Isn't that your selfishness?
It's my selfishness, but it's also your selfishness.
As an idol, if you go out with someone, you'll only have a back touch.
- It's okay if you go out with someone. - I think it's worse.
- I think it's worse.
- Then I can't do it anymore. - Hey, it's a live broadcast!
If you do a live broadcast, you'll only have a back touch.
Then I can't do it anymore.
If that's the case, what will you do?
- Huh? What will you do? - If that's the case...
If you really like him, isn't it bad to negotiate like that?
- Hey, you! - What? Tell her.
If you really like him, you shouldn't say things like that.
Hey, stop it! You're saying things like you're involved in public opinion.
- That's true. - You should face him seriously. It's embarrassing for a man.
That's right!
- That's cool! - She's cool!
- She's cool!
- She said it.
- You know, Wachi. - Yes?
- This kind of monitor is also... - Yes?
- It's for your own use, isn't it, Wachi? - Yes.
- It seems like you're talking with the members of the memory thieves group. - What?
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
- We usually talk on LINE. - For example?
- What do you talk about? - How can we go out with you?
- What?
- How can we go out with you? - What kind of strategy do you have for us?
- We're serious about this show. We don't want it to be funny. - Are you serious?
- So you took our advice and created this serious mode of Wachi, didn't you?
- No, that's right. That's what I thought, too. But I'm doing this with my own will.
- Hey, the old man in his forties is getting serious now! - Wait!
- The old man in his forties is getting serious now! - Wait!
- Wait!
- Can I say it for the first time? I want to go out with you!
- He wants to go out with you. - It's harder than you think.
- Why don't you two go out with him? - No, no...
- You two are too in sync. - It's not a middle school show.
- It's pretty tough. - Why is that?
- It's not what you think. It's not what you think. - That's right.
- It's not what you think. - That's right.
- You don't have to be such a clown anymore. - That's right.
- Really? - Wachi, how was it talking with Morita for the first time in a while?
- It was great! - Are you serious?
- It's not great! - It's great!
Here is an announcement from Fuji Cause!
Yes, this time we would like to give you a present.
We used high-grade Mascarpone cheese from Tiramissimo in Osaka.
It's a smooth tiramisu set of four.
Let's eat!
I love Mascarpone.
- Mascarpone. - Let's eat.
- It's good! - It's smooth and delicious.
- This is really good. - It's delicious.
It's high-class.
- It melts in my mouth. - Yes.
- Wow, it's really delicious. - It melts in my mouth.
If you'd like it, please follow us and post your entries.
We will give away this smooth tiramisu set to five people with a draw.
We are also waiting for your messages on hashtag #allnightfujika.
- Let's eat! - Let's eat!
- It's a cute container. - It's good.
In the next corner, these two will advance.
Hello, everyone! My name is Santa Monica.
My name is Mayim.
In this corner...
The one who was too quiet and ran out of toilet water...
- It's me! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Santa Monica! - Santa Monica!
Thank you!
Fujiko's match ended last time.
Santa Monica, who was in the middle of winning, won in this corner!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- When it ended, I felt like a human being. - That's right.
- I couldn't believe it. - I thought I wouldn't be called again.
You said a lot of bad things behind my back. Thank you very much!
- It's over. - Thank you very much!
- Thank you very much!
- We will advance now. - Yes!
In the next corner...
Rock-paper-scissors rodeo battle!
Since we showed you an unexpected excitement last time,
this rodeo machine, which should be Fujiko's new favorite, has appeared again!
Before we became regular, this one became regular.
It's the closest to regular now.
Don't pinch me like that!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let me proceed!
Don't overdo it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let me explain the rules.
From now on, Fujiko's fans will compete in a game using a rodeo machine in first generation versus second generation.
And the winner will receive a New Year's ball as a present from the show for their first win of the year.
I see.
That's how it is.
That's cute!
Since there are quite a few New Year's balls...
Yes!
How do you feel? Are you excited?
Excited!
Yes!
Tomoe-san!
I have confidence that I will never lose!
She won't lose!
I see.
How about you, Hibio?
I've been competing for a while now, but I definitely don't want to lose.
What?
I don't want to lose.
I see.
Both of you are excited.
That's true.
Both of you are excited.
Everyone! Do you want a New Year's ball?!
Yes!
Are you excited?!
Yes!
Are you excited?!
Yes!
I'll say the first half of the title of the movie, so please say the second half loudly!
I'll say it!
That person next to me!
Me!
Cute!
That guy with a match background!
ets me!
That guy with a body pattern!
Ken-chan!
An underage lady!
Nursing!
That's not a financial promotion story!
Don't do it!
Thank you!
Thank you for listening!
I would do it at every screening!
This game is full of promotion stories!
What do you say?
Thank you!
This is the first game!
Excellent investment!
The market and investment!
That's amazing!
Welcome back, Mr. Morita.
Thank you for having me.
We're going to do market and investment now.
Market and investment!
Mr. Morita!
Calm down!
I feel like I'm about to start falling in love with you.
I'm sorry for Mr. Kudochi, but you're sweating like a sauna.
I'm sorry about that.
Here are the rules.
In the last episode, Mr. Moki and Ms. Fujimoto tried to pull a thread through a machine.
Neither of them succeeded, so we're going to have someone else try this time as well.
The time limit is one minute.
Those who pull a thread through a needle first while riding a rodeo will win.
Is this big and difficult?
You can do it if you wet your nails first.
Thank you.
This is a great show.
Didn't you say Fujimoto could do it?
Yes.
Shall we give it a try?
What are you talking about?
She's quick.
The people who will try this are...
Mr. Morita is the first generation.
And Mr. Ito is the second generation.
I see.
Let's start with the first generation.
The first generation!
The first generation's challenger is...
Suzuki!
It's Suzuki!
Thank you.
Ito, the second generation, please.
The second generation is...
Yamanaka!
I see.
It's like a youth competition.
They don't look like they can ride a rodeo.
Please come forward and try riding a rodeo machine.
Please try it.
I've never seen anyone ride it like this.
It's Suzuki.
Suzuki has been riding it a lot lately.
He's riding it, isn't he?
Are you okay with the front skirt?
I can't ride it at all.
I've never seen anyone ride it like that.
He's riding it.
If you need anything, please let me know.
Can you pass me the magic glass?
If you see it, you'll be in trouble.
Thank you.
Over there.
You're not sick, are you?
I'm not sick.
There's a lot of magic on it.
Are you okay with the skirt?
Thank you.
Have you ever ridden a ride before?
Yes, we have.
Both of you have.
I've done it before.
My grandmother has about a doll squadron.
I've ridden a ride before.
Really?
It's still a little weak.
It's a little slow, so we'll speed it up.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad I was an entertainer.
Okay, okay.
That's about it.
I'd like you to try it here.
Okay, okay.
Both of you, okay.
This outfit is a little black.
If you're wearing a white outfit, please take a black thread.
If you're wearing a black outfit, please take a white thread.
This is black.
It's a little shaky.
Thank you.
I'm just giving it to you.
I'm feeling great.
Thank you for your kindness.
Let's hear it for the first-year, Mr. Yamanaka.
I'm sorry, Mr. Suzuki.
- Mr. Suzuki, please. - I'll do my best!
- Mr. Yamanaka, please. - I'll do my best!
- I'll make it through. - She's putting in a lot of effort.
- I'll do my best! - If you make it through...
- It's fine if it's only the upper body, right? - Ever since Morita finished last time, she's been saying, "I really like Rodeo."
- She was saying it. - She was saying it.
- She was saying it before. - It's fine if it's only the upper body, right?
- Let's hear it for the first-year, Mr. Yamanaka. - Let's hear it for the first-year, Mr. Yamanaka.
- Start! - You have one minute to start.
- One minute. - Mr. Suzuki and Mr. Yamanaka...
- Please say it if you make it through. - Please say it if you make it through.
- Ten seconds have passed. - She's breathing heavily.
- She's breathing heavily.
- If you make it in, you'll have to say it. - What?
- "Lick the string." - "Lick the string."
- And Mr. Saki? - "Great."
- "If it's not fun, it's not TV." - "If it's not fun, it's not TV."
- 30 seconds left! - 30 seconds left!
- 30 seconds have passed!
- Can you make it? - They're both really focused.
- 20 seconds left! - 5 seconds!
- I want them to look at each other like that! - There's no time!
- They're both up! - 10 seconds left!
- Can you make it? - Can you make it?
- 10 seconds left! - If you make it, say it!
- If you make it... - It's hard to make it in time.
- Suzuki Toko wins "Lick the String"! - Congratulations!
- 4 seconds left! - Congratulations!
- Congratulations!
- Suzuki Toko is amazing! - You did it, Suzuki!
- Suzuki, how do you feel? - Is it okay?
- We'd like to give Mr. Suzuki, the winner, his New Year's money! - Here you go!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- He's like a YouTuber!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Please try it, you two! - Yes!
- How did you like it? - Yes!
- Who did you choose? - Suzuki!
- Me! - You're not going anywhere!
I'm sorry!
But I could do it at first!
- You could? - You could?
- You could do it? - You could do it?
- Yamada, you? - I have 2.0 vision, but I could do it!
- You couldn't do it? - I couldn't see!
- You couldn't see! - I see!
- That's it! We're Kijo Ito and Toshi! Thank you! - Thank you!
The Rodeo Battle continues!
The next match is Kijou vs. Ickshon!
Kijou vs. Ickshon?
Yes, Ickshon.
What?
I'm talking about Kshamii.
Yes.
Ickshon?
What was the previous match?
The previous match was...
Kijou vs. Ickshon.
But you didn't say "Kijou" at the end of the match.
No, I didn't.
According to the rules, we say "I" at the end of the match.
I see.
Yes.
Katocha's Ickshon is our opponent.
What kind of match is it?
The time limit is one minute.
While riding a rodeo machine, the person who sneezes first will win.
And we prepared two kinds of sneeze.
Here you are.
What is it?
It looks like a Mercedes logo.
I can't see it.
Here you are.
What is it?
One of them is a normal sneeze.
The other one is an electric sneeze that moves automatically for white people.
Does it have electricity in it?
Yes, it does.
But we prepared an electric one.
An electric one?
Yes, an electric one.
An electric one?
Yes, an electric one.
If you want to try it, you can choose which one you like.
That's right.
Whichever one you like.
All right.
Here you are.
I was surprised.
I sneezed.
You can choose either one of them.
I see.
Does anyone want to try it?
All of us knew what kind of sneeze Suzuki gave us.
But some of us didn't want to sneeze at all.
Really?
I sneezed in front of you.
But some of us sneezed properly.
It seems like there is a sneeze.
All right.
Let's do it.
All right.
Are you ready?
All right.
Let's do it.
If you want to sneeze...
Some of you can sneeze and some of you can't.
I think there is someone who wants to do it.
Is it really you?
I want to do it.
I think you want to do it.
All right.
I'll do it.
What about you, Niki?
You want to do it, right?
It's you.
All right.
You want to do it.
I'll do it.
All right.
I'll do it.
Niki.
Niki wants to do it.
You can sneeze.
I want it.
She asked you if you can sneeze.
How's it like?
I can sneeze.
That's correct!
Don't say such things.
Stop it!
It's a shame.
If you don't want me to do it, I'll do it!
Don't do such a wild corner.
I'm not your woman yet!
What's wrong with you?
I'll make you serious little by little.
I can't do it.
You're such an ugly host.
Hey, you.
Can you pay for it?
I'm always trying to do it.
Who are you?
Can you pay for it?
How about X?
But I don't know.
I don't know if I can pay for it.
I think Demachi can do it.
Can Demachi do it?
Can I do it?
Can you do it, Demachi?
I see.
Please come forward.
Okay.
Be brave.
Demachi, grow up.
She's sweating.
There are two types of AC.
You can choose whichever one you like.
The AC is on the back.
It's still turning on?
Can you use both of them?
Don't say "both of them".
Can you use both of them?
Okay, both of you.
Is it speeding up?
No, it's not.
Okay, I'll use both of them.
I hate this.
Seriously, I don't like this.
I'm going to send this to Santa Monica.
Okay, thank you.
You're sending this to Santa Monica?
Santa Monica doesn't need our support.
We're asking you to do it for us.
Aren't we going to support you?
No one cares.
That's nice.
So...
Your hands are moving.
Can you spit with that?
Is it okay?
I think it's better if you shake it.
I see.
It's still moving up and down.
You can do it, Ide.
I can do it.
So...
Are you okay?
Yes.
First generation, Demachi.
Demachi.
First generation, Demachi.
Second generation, Ide.
Please go ahead.
First generation, Demachi.
I got money!
First generation, Demachi.
She's busy.
She's going to win.
First generation, please.
I'm not going to lose!
She's going to win.
What will happen?
Okay, start the auction!
Is it going to work?
10 seconds have passed.
20 seconds have passed.
Is it going to win?
Wow!
30 seconds have passed.
20 seconds have passed.
Is it going to win?
10 seconds have passed.
Is it going to win?
The auction is over!
Both of you lost.
It's a shame.
I wanted you to put it in.
I was just closing my eyes.
You just put in a preservative.
I'm begging you.
The auction is over!
Thank you very much!
Please come back.
It was a shame.
We got a great video.
Let's move on to the next match.
What is in the water gun?
I can't do it.
What is it?
What is in the water gun?
What are you saying?
What is in the water gun?
What is it?
I don't have that "it" with me.
I'll use it here.
I'll explain the rules.
This is...
in this water gun...
there is something liquid that is not water.
This is a match to guess.
This time, both of you will challenge...
and participate in a road car together.
One of you will aim at your partner's anus...
and drink water.
The other one will guess what drink it is.
By the way, what is this?
This is chlorine.
Chlorine?
You are too naive.
It will explode.
It's water.
There is something different in it.
The match will be played alternately.
The one who guesses what it is first...
will win.
This time, the challenger will decide...
by lottery.
Morita and Ito will...
First of all...
The one who will shoot...
Morita and Ito will...
- Sato! - Sato-san!
- Sato-san!
- This is for shooting. - Yes, yes.
- This is for receiving. - Yes.
- This is for opening mouth. - Yes, this is for hitting.
- Kosugi! - Kosugi-san!
- Yes!
- Sato-san and Kosugi-san will pair up... - Yes, yes, yes.
- And challenge each other. - I don't know what it tastes like!
- Oh, that's right! - It's impossible to predict!
- Oh, that's right! - This might be impossible, perhaps!
- Why?! - Yeah...
- And now, Ito-san... - Here I go.
- The one who will shoot... - The one who will shoot...
- Ide! - Ide-san!
- It's Ide again! - He's the strongest.
- And now, the one who will receive. - The one who will receive...
- Iriyama! - Iriyama-san!
- Iriyama-san!
- Is this New Year's ball for both of you?! - That's right!
- For both of you! - Oh, you're giving it to me!
- Yes, yes, yes! - For the winning team!
- Seriously! - Seriously!
- Yes! - And now...
- Both of you, please come forward. - Yes!
- Yes!
- Now, for the one who will receive. - Please have a seat.
- This is a confrontation!
- Have you all prepared yourselves? - Yes!
- You look very determined. - Yes, we are.
- Both of you have to shake while you shoot. - Yes, that's right.
- Shake while you shoot. - This is hard work.
- Do we have to do this?!
- This one will also fly around a lot, so... - Yes, yes.
- We've made it like we're going to come here. - It's cute!
- Isn't it cute?
- Then, besides the person who answered, Kosugi - san...
I will tell you the answer.
Everyone, please cover your eyes.
- Cover your ears. - It doesn't make much sense.
- But please don't say it. - Yes.
Even if you say it, please don't say it.
The answer is...
- I see. - I see.
- It might be hard to guess. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Then, you two, please. - Yes, please.
- Both of you, show your enthusiasm. First of all, Ms. Sado. - Yes!
- Well... I'll bet a lot on Kosugi. - Oh! Thank you very much!
- That's a great enthusiasm. - What about you, Ms. Kosugi?
- I can't say that I'm stingy. - She's really stupid.
- She looks like a real idiot. - She's really stupid.
- She looks like she's studying. - Yes. - Then, let's go.
- Let's go. What's in the water gun? Start!
- One minute, everyone! - Start!
- Oh, it's hot! - Oh, it's coming!
- Oh, it's hot! - It's coming! - It's wet, so it's coming!
- It's coming into my face! - It's still in your face, but...
- A little more! - Oh, oh!
- It's coming into my mouth... - It's coming in!
- Do you see it?
- Is it in your mouth? - Is it in your mouth?
- Is it still in your mouth? Can you reach it? - It's starting to come in, I think.
Here! Here!
Why do you look like an idiot?
As expected, Mika Konchika.
30 seconds have passed.
If you know it, say it!
Carrot juice!
No, it's a little different!
Cleaning shop!
Yasashio-san!
Correct!
17 seconds left!
She cleared it in 43 seconds!
How was it, Kosumi-san?
It stinks!
Was it difficult for you, Sato-san?
It was so wide that I couldn't do it in one spot.
I'm sorry, but you don't have much eroticism.
At least you don't have goggles.
It was supposed to be an erotic corner, but it turned out to be a serious match.
Next up is Team Nikisei!
Ide-san and Iriyama-san.
I'm the first one, so Riko-chan, please.
Oh, I see! Fujimoto-san gave up.
Fujimoto is used to Rodeo.
He said he was good at Rodeo.
Fujimoto wanted to do it.
Fujimoto will shoot, and Iriyama-san will answer.
Please get on board.
I like this one.
I like seeing their faces.
Their faces don't look that erotic.
Iriyama-san...
Don't you need a judge?
Iriyama-san will give you the correct answer, so please don't look at it.
Everyone, please don't say your answer.
Here is the next answer!
I see!
Is it easy to understand?
You might know if you put it in your mouth.
Fujimoto-san, please give us your answer.
- Huh? - Fujimoto-san...
- Are you listening to me? - Fujimoto-san, Fujimoto-san...
Please look into your own ears for a long time...
- "Look into your own ears for a long time..." - There's no point, actually...
- icking up a little more enthusiasm from Iriyama - san as well... - Isn't it better to keep hiding it a little more?
Cosco-chan is answering it quickly... Hard at work...
I still don't know what she said!
- She's speaking in cheerful tones... - Her voice is singing in his ears...
- I'll do my best! - You're doing your best!
Thank you very much!
What is in the water gun?
Start!
Answer!
What is it?
11 seconds!
Answer!
It's not an answer!
Correct!
That's fast!
No, no, no!
The shot was bad many times!
I'm sorry!
What is it?
11 seconds!
You got it in 11 seconds!
That's amazing!
No, well...
It took me too long to get it registered!
That's right!
This is wrong!
It's not an answer!
Not at all!
This is what makes it difficult!
So!
The winner is the 2cm winner who won quickly!
Congratulations!
Yes!
The winner is the 2cm winner who won quickly!
Congratulations!
The winner is the 2cm winner who won quickly!
How do you feel?
I felt good.
Where did you wake up from?
How about you, Ms.Iriyama?
I couldn't see anything and I was scared.
You were only focused on your taste.
Thank you.
It was a wonderful victory. Congratulations!
Now, next year...
What did you feel when you saw the contents of the refreshable water canister?
It looked delicious.
The juice looked delicious.
You thought the juice looked delicious?
I thought it looked delicious.
I think you're the only one in the world who has that impression.
You thought the juice looked delicious?
That's right.
How about you? Do you want to challenge it?
Then, I want to do it.
Who do you want to do it with?
My costume will get dirty.
Your costume will get dirty.
What will you do with it?
You can do it in a different battle.
Which one do you want?
Which battle do you want?
Which one do you like?
I like "Itotoushi".
"Itotoushi"?
"Itotoushi"!
As I said earlier...
Do you really like "Itotoushi"?
Do you still have "otoushi-dama"?
Do you have "otoushi-dama"?
We don't have it anymore.
Do you have "hochi-bukuro"?
We do have "hochi-bukuro".
But we don't have the contents of it.
We don't have the contents of it.
Everyone, what should we do?
Who do you want to get it from?
We want to get "otoushi-dama" from Sakuma.
Sakuma.
We haven't received it yet.
I see.
Then...
Then, who...
Put it in.
I don't know how much was in it.
Then, put it in.
Wait!
We want to do it, too!
Let's have an exciting match!
We want to do it, too!
It's doubled, isn't it?
We want to do it, too!
So, first of all...
What do you want to do first?
Can I say one more thing?
I really like you, Morita-san.
I was wondering if I could talk to you.
What's up with you and Morita-san?
I totally forgot about you!
I can't stop talking about you.
Excuse me!
Who am I supposed to talk to?
You can talk to anyone.
You don't have a choice.
Saito-san and Kozu-san are watching you.
But you're trying to make an angle.
That's Saito-san and Kozu-san for you!
What do you want to do?
Kozu-san or Morita-san?
Kozu-san, do you want to go first?
I can't lose.
I'm a genius.
You can't just say that.
I'm Morita-san.
I'm serious about this.
The winner is Morita-san.
Don't say you like me with an innocent feeling!
I'm serious about this!
Why are you so serious?
I'm serious about this!
So...
Earlier...
From Sakuma-san's wallet...
I withdrew 30,000 yen.
30,000 yen?
You withdrew 10,000 yen?
Yes, 30,000 yen.
You withdrew 10,000 yen?
You withdrew 20,000 yen?
Even if I withdrew 30,000 yen, it doesn't seem like it's decreasing.
That's not true!
It's not like that.
If I win, you'll give me 30,000 yen?
Yes!
Then you should eat it, too.
You're so cool, producer!
You're the best!
You're the best MC!
I can't lose to you!
I'll get Sakuma-san to treat me.
If I win, you'll give me 30,000 yen?
I'd like to eat it.
Then you two...
Please get on the rodeo machine.
Please sit down.
Which one of you is going to cheer for me?
Please sit down.
I'll tell you about my important job.
Here it is.
I don't want to see this scene when I'm producing my own song!
I'm Kojira.
I'm Morita-san.
Morita-san, you'll bite your gymnastics shoes, won't you?
Don't get me involved!
I also have a thread-through ball.
If you're going to do it, win for me!
It's getting interesting.
It's hot!
It's crazy!
Please get ready, Wachi-san.
I can't lose!
I'm sorry, but I can't win or go out with you!
Something's going on!
By the way, the scene of Wachi and Morita swaying on the rodeo machine is very interesting.
It's very intense.
Why are you grinning?
It's like you're wearing Morita-san's shoes!
That's love!
Why are you swaying?
Saito-san, please cheer up!
I like Morita-san's shoes, too.
I'm not going to lose!
This is weird!
Saito-san must be in trouble!
That's right!
Saito-san!
Let's go!
Fujiko vs. Ruff Ruff!
Thread-through match, start!
Saito-san and Morita-san!
Which will Morita-san win?
It's not just about money!
Saito wins!
Saito is the leader of Ruff Ruff!
Saito beats Alisa in 11 seconds!
Saito beats Ruff Ruff!
Speed up a little!
Wachi lost, but for Morita-san...
Look!
Did it go through?
It doesn't make any sense!
It went through just now!
It went through with a small voice!
Saito-san is not interested in money at all!
Saito-san, congratulations!
You won 30,000 yen!
Anyway, next week I'll try going into a sauna.
Why? Why?
If you say that, I'll be depressed.
Shut up, you!
What kind of depression are you talking about?
Saito-san, it's a competition, right?
Yes, but I got a lot of money, so I wanted to eat Domino's pizza.
Are you okay with me?
In the end, you're the one who lost!
Oachi-san, you lost, but...
Well, but I got on this.
You got on this?
What do you mean you got on this?
You wanted me to look like you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Because you like this, right?
That's true.
Morita-san, how was it?
How was it?
How was this competition?
The angle was good, but the match is a match, right?
That's right.
In the end, you won.
How about going out with her?
No, I'm not interested in a woman who doesn't bring back money!
That's not possible!
You're not interested in this?
You're surprised!
But we still have time.
We still have time.
Can you still fight?
One more match!
Who will you fight next?
Fuji-coins, right?
You can only fight him, right?
If I beat her, Fuji-coins will...
Oh, I see!
Saito-san, you're saying something.
Oh, I see!
You're not even a professional!
Morita-san, you can just beat her!
Oh, okay! I understand!
Then, shall we do it?
Morita-san!
Are you looking at Morita-san's spirit level?
Morita-san's spirit level...
It's not spirit level!
It's spirit level!
Look at her!
Then, let's fight Morita-san and Fuji-coins.
Yes.
If Fuji-coins wins, I'll do something for Fuji- coins.
That's good!
That's a great idea!
I'm a famous producer!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go for it!
If Fuji-coins wins, what do you want me to do?
Eh? Anything is fine!
Anything is fine!
Eh? Then...
A hug!
A hug!?
Well, Saito-san...
What's that!?
A monitor!
That's so much fun!
Excuse me, but I'm also simply asking for money!
For Morita-san, money, money!
A hug, a hug!
It's okay, you can do it!
Wow, this is amazing!
Morita-san, you're 42 years old and you can't see anything!
Morita-san, that doesn't make any sense!
What are you hiding?!
Morita-san, you've become a normal person!
Don't say things like that!
Well then, both of you, show us your enthusiasm!
Wachi-san, first of all, show us your enthusiasm!
Well, if I win, I'll hug you, so I'll do my best!
I want you to hug me!
Now, Morita-san, please show us your enthusiasm!
No, I really want to win here and stop doing things like this this week!
I don't want it to continue like this!
I'll win!
And with that, Morita vs Wachi-san's first attempt!
Start!
You can do it!
Wachi! Wachi!
It's really hot, Wachi!
Wachi!
Please hug me, hug me!
Hug! Hug! Hug!
From behind!
Happy New Year!
Money! Money!
Wow, Bats.
- Bats, how was it? - It was strong.
It was awesome.
- It was strong. - You're so funny.
I filmed it, so send it later.
- Please send it. - I don't know what's going on, but...
I was so excited that I licked the needle.
- You licked it! - You licked it!
But when I won...
Everyone was happy like it was about themselves.
- It was like a band. - It's nice.
- It's like youth. - It was like a band.
- It really looked like a band. - It looked like a band.
- Everyone stood up. - It looked like a band.
Everyone stood up.
Stop it!
This is the latest news from the fan club.
How is Uesugi Fujimoto, the fan club manager, doing lately?
Yes.
We filmed a lot of videos for New Year's Day and New Year's Day.
In order to increase our new members,
we'd like to release a special video.
What kind of video?
We filmed a one-question-one-answer video.
- Each of us has our own answers. - I see.
Today, we'll show you Kosugi's one-question-one- answer video.
- Here you go! - One-question-one-answer.
"If I were to describe myself in one word,
I'd say I'm cute, fun, and beautiful."
- Cute and fun? - "My strength is that I can enjoy anything."
- So you have a lot of this in your team? - I see.
- "I'm happy when I get this kind of response." - "I'm happy when I get this kind of response."
I'm happy when I get this kind of response.
Recently, I've been playing video games a lot.
My daily routine is...
Drinking water, eating vegetables and eating tomatoes.
My favorite part of my face is...
When my cheek or some part of my face is clean, I like to touch it.
My favorite wine is...
When I'm at home...
My favorite type of person is...
Oh, this is important.
My favorite person is...
Someone who loves me with all their heart.
You're being spoiled.
My favorite club is...
Isn't this question too long?
My favorite club is...
I don't know. Where do you go?
That's the only answer I want you to know.
Actually...
I can't ride a bicycle.
You can't ride a bicycle?
I can't ride a bicycle.
Does that mean you can ride a bicycle a little more in the main episode?
In the main episode, we'll talk about the reasons for the answer.
Please join us and watch the rest of the episode!
I see.
Fujimoto, do you have anything to say?
Yes.
If more people join us, we'll be able to film a lot of what each member wants to do.
So please join us!
I see.
How many people are there now?
I'm really curious.
If more members join us, we can go on location, right?
Yes.
I see.
Everyone, please join us!
Please join us!
After that, we'll have a live broadcast of "HOME;ZERO".
HOME;ZERO
Now, let's move on to this segment.
"ALL NIGHT LIVE"!
Thank you for coming to "ALL NIGHT LIVE" this morning.
I didn't force you to come.
You forced me to come.
Fuji TV allowed me to come.
You were forced to come and you spent 30,000 yen.
That's amazing.
What are you going to do with 30,000 yen?
I want to eat as much Domino's pizza as possible.
Do you eat with the members?
I haven't seen you since you gave me the New Year's money.
What are you going to do with 30,000 yen?
You came as a representative of "ALL NIGHT LIVE".
I think it's okay to split it up.
I want to give you about 10% of it.
You should try it.
You should say you like Morita.
Are you close with Saito and Sato?
We are very close.
You two have come a long way.
I went to "ALL NIGHT LIVE".
Do you go to "ALL NIGHT LIVE" with them?
I went to "ALL NIGHT LIVE" with Mr. Ito of "odd world" and Mr. Kuroda of "messenger".
Have you really been to "all night live"?
I've been to "all night live".
Who is your favorite entertainer?
I like Mr. Saraba.
Is this true?
You said you went to "all night live" with your own money.
That's right.
Don't say that in front of me.
Are you in the same agency as "fujikozu"?
That's why you two are close.
What song will you perform for us?
The song we will perform for you is "Give me some time to think".
This song will be announced during the live performance.
The members who choose it will answer it randomly.
It's a fun song.
It's a scary song.
It's a song of hell.
You've done too many things.
You've done too much comedy.
I'm not a professional comedian.
Some members are underage.
The song is recorded in advance.
"Give me some time to think".
Please.
"Give me some time to think".
Please accept it.
Sakuma-san!
Shibikama-san!
The audience of love is waiting for that moment.
I have to shake it.
Miracles don't happen.
I'm listening to the words you've thrown at me.
Today's "All Night Fujiko" performance.
"Absolutely Quit" book.
How to leave a mark.
I have to tell you.
I have to answer you.
It's too difficult.
Even if you deny it, it will be like that.
Please give me some time to think about it.
No. 1, Yoshimura.
No, I won't answer you.
"Omochi no Marunomi".
Cute!
No. 2, Saito Nobuo.
Cute!
"Oshiri ni Toilet Paper Hasamatta Momo Hitsuen".
No!
No. 3, Kimi no Meina.
"Itou san no Megane, Tabechao".
"Paku Paku".
What are you saying?
No!
It's too difficult.
Even if you deny it, it will be like that.
I don't need it anymore.
Thank you very much, everyone.
How was it?
What I realized is that it's okay if Ito says it.
It's really high in calories.
I want to eat Ito's glasses.
He looks like Bakansumu-san.
Have you seen him before?
So...
You don't have a white board?
Maybe I'll do it when I'm told not to do it.
What do you mean?
Don't do it!
I'll do it when I'm told not to do it.
When you're told not to do it?
Do you want me to do it with another topic?
Either one.
Wait a minute!
You're going to eat Ito's glasses.
Why do you say that in front of him?
I'm good at cutting.
You're good at cutting.
Do you have a topic?
Well...
The ending of "All Night Fujiko".
What is the one thing you should never say at the end of your mission?
I see.
That's a good topic.
You're fast!
She says she wants to do it.
You're fast!
It's a live broadcast!
That's amazing!
And it's just now.
That's amazing!
It's not a joke!
I'd lose my mind if it was me.
Yes!
I'll say it!
Yes!
What is the one thing you should never say at the end of your mission?
I want to kiss you, Morita-san!
Oh, you want me to do it?
What's that?
I'm angry!
Don't do it!
Don't be so easy on me!
I know you're good at it!
If you're nice, I'll get sweaty!
Can you do it, Wachi?
I'll do it with a happy face!
Can you do it with a happy face?
Yes!
Please do it for us.
What is the one thing you should never say at the end of your mission?
I want to kiss you, Morita-san!
Don't be so easy on me!
I know you're good at it!
I said the same thing!
That's new!
Say it a little more!
We were going to sing the ending song at the end of the show,
but we have an important announcement about your future.
What is it?
Here it is!
All Night Ujiko will continue after April!
Wow!
Really?
We just found out about it, but it will continue even after April, so we hope you will continue to work hard, but I'm curious about what will happen to the fourth graders.
Because this program is for girls' high school students.
How many girls' high school students are there now?
A lot!
How many people are there?
Nine people.
What will happen?
As for what will happen to the fourth graders, it will be like this.
What?
The fourth graders will all graduate.
Wow!
And the second graders of the graduate school.
The program will continue, but graduates who are not graduates will graduate, right?
I'm lonely.
Are you going to graduate on your own?
I can't say it.
This is a plan.
What?
Separate.
Don't say "separate"!
All members who graduate from college this year will graduate from Fuji High School.
We just heard about it.
We just heard about it, too.
Is it okay for this to happen?
It was so much fun until a while ago!
Why is it like this?
But we have to announce it at this timing because we want to be on this show.
I see.
If that happens, everyone's lives will be ruined.
So we decided to announce it as soon as we graduate.
We didn't know if the show would continue or not.
But we decided to announce it because it was decided.
Fuji TV's justice.
The fourth graders...
What will they do?
Some of them left the agency because they wanted to graduate from Fuji High School.
Oh, I see.
What will you do?
But I think this is an opportunity.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I thought I'd graduate.
So I'm going to use this as a stepping stone for the fourth graders...
Wait a minute!
You're saying it too clearly!
I can't say it as a stepping stone, but...
I'm going to use this "all-night Fuji High School" as a stepping stone.
I think it's fate for the fourth graders to show how much this graduation will make a difference.
It's still two months until March.
The characters...
- Matsuo-san. - Matsuo-san. - Matsuo-san.
- Yeah? - Well...
Graduating is sad, but...
I still want to do more entertainment shows and aim for more.
I really don't want to do it.
- I see. - I see. - Yeah, that's right.
We feel the same way.
- What about you, Bochi? - I've already decided to do "Ryuden".
- "Ryuden"? - Eh? - Eh?
- You've decided to do "Ryuden"?! - Eh?!
- You've decided to do "Ryuden"?! - Is there something wrong?
Maybe that's why I can't appear in this show anymore.
- Eh?! - Eh?! - You know...
Before you say "Morita, Morita"...
You should focus more on your studies!
Who are you talking about?!
- I see. - That's right.
- What about you, Ebura? - I feel the same way as Matsuo...
But... How do I say it...
This job... This show business...
How do I say it...
I feel like I want to work harder...
I feel... How do I say it... Sad and lonely...
But... How do I say it...
What I've experienced here is definitely... How do I say it...
I think it's meaningful...
So I don't want to waste this experience.
- That's a crazy thing to say! - That's amazing!
- How can you say that now?! - That's amazing!
I think you can do entertainment!
- What about you, Ando? - Eh?
That's right... I...
Well...
I feel lonely...
I have a job now...
- Ah, I see. - Yes, I have a job now...
But... In the future...
If I can come back, I want to come back...
So... For that moment...
I hope this will be the foundation for me...
- That's what I'm thinking now... - Foundation... Foundation...
- You're still looking down, aren't you?! - No, I'm not!
You don't have to say it!
So...
Just like Hide-chan said...
In the future, I want to walk my own life...
What kind of life...
I want to be like a role model...
- That's what I'm thinking now... - I see...
- It said you were going to graduate, but behind the scenes, the staff is arguing... - Arguing?
- What do you mean "arguing"? - Mr. Matsumoto... Mr. Matsumoto... I mean the producer...
- Basically, we're all graduating, but there are a few things...
- There are a few things... I'm on TV, right? Is it okay?
- Is it okay? - Yes, yes...
- Well... We're all graduating, right? We're all graduating, but...
- There are a few things I'm thinking about... What should I do? - You didn't say anything!
- Then why did you come up with it? Why did you come up with it? Seriously!
- What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about? - Well, you know...
- If we're all graduating, you don't have anything to think about, do you? - No, right? - What do you mean?
- No, right? - No, right? - No, right? - No, right? - No, right? - No, right?
- That's how you've been living all this time! - No, I don't know yet... - It's basically about graduating.
- We're talking about whether there's an exception or not right now. - An exception? - What does that mean?
- Being closed off doesn't solve anything. - That's what he said...
- That Tomohiro-chan did it at CENTER, but he suddenly left it... - Be prepared, kid!
- He's hiding something. - We're discussing it right now.
Matsumo-san, if you have something you want to say...
Let's say it! Let's say it!
If anyone has something they want to say...
Demachi, do you have something you want to say to Matsumo-san?
Eh? Do you hate us?
It's all in that one word!
That's not how it is, right, Matsuo-san?
I'm lonely.
So, it's all in March?
Yes, it's all in March.
The style of the show will be decided after this.
That's probably right.
I don't know how to announce it.
What's wrong?
As a former idol, you want to decide it yourself, don't you?
That's right.
But you're not a college student.
"All Night Fujii" used to be like that.
It was a show where only college students remained for a year.
You're a shield of shadows.
You have a lot of energy, but you also have a lot of members who cheer you up.
I'm lonely.
I don't know how it will change in two months.
On the contrary, will you have more opportunities to appear in other programs?
That's right.
Matsuo-san didn't say anything today.
We don't know what will happen.
We don't know, either.
Finally, let's listen to "All Night Fujii" with its four members.
No matter how many times I turn my back on you, you're still a shining city light to me.
You're like a boscas kiss that flows from the night sky.
You smile and say "see you again" again and again.
You say you want to take a detour.
I didn't think about anything ahead of me.
I just hope it's better now.
Rumors always burn out.
Friday or overnight, I remember.
Back then and now, where are you and what are you doing?
I still love you.
Even now, I still can't forget you.
"All Night Fujii" with its four members.
I don't know how I should feel about this.
I really don't like it.
But from now on, let's make "All Night Fujii" for two months and do it.
Tomoe, what do you think?
Well, we've been doing it for about a year, and we've heard a lot about everyone's feelings and worries about what will happen in the future.
There are still about two months left, but I want everyone to do their best with their own personal feelings.
I'll do my best!