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Now it's time for "MEMABOT LET'S SPACE" Kuro-chan and Kuro-chan's second show!
Kuro-chan's name is in the MC and in the Game Center.
Kuro-chan also appears in "Gashapon de Gacha Gacha Suru" and in "Tatoi Manga no Furukara no Yatsu mo Boku wa Kuro-chan te no Yatte Masu".
Kuro-chan will host "Kuro-Fes 2024" on June 2nd for four days!
Oh, we also had "Space in Space" captain. Sorry about that.
Now, it was raining in the morning in Tokyo, but it cleared up from there.
I think you guys' hearts are clearing up, too.
I hope it clears up more in this show.
Today, we're going to host for two hours, no, three hours. Thank you!
Thank you very much.
And today, we're going to host for three hours. Thank you!
I wonder what it is. I can see a lot of faces. It's strange, but this wonderful person is coming. Please!
I brought big news with me today.
What is it?
Finally, the title of the photo book has been revealed!
The first photo book "escargot" will be released on March 27th!
"escargot"?!
And I have to go to Indonesia now, but I came here today. I'm Okabe Rin of AKB48. Thank you!
Is that so? You didn't have to go!
That's right! I'm going to Indonesia soon.
Is that so?!
That's right! There is a big live show in Indonesia that will be held on March 3rd, and I was invited with the members, so I'll go to Indonesia when it's over!
I'm going!
I'm sorry, but where should I look at?
Didn't I do it?
Didn't you put it up earlier?
No, I didn't! When I wore it, it looked like this, but I can't see Kuro-chan's face because of this.
I'm sorry! Wait a minute!
I feel like I'm doing it in private today.
Where is Berin-chan? Where is Berin-chan? Where is Berin-chan?
Oh, there are a lot of Berin-chan!
Oh, my God! Besides, I couldn't break this overflow board, so it's pretty slanted, but I can't see it!
It's a nice curve.
No, it's amazing! Because some of what's on here is part of it, isn't it?
That's right! The one I'm showing first is still not my true heart. It's a bummer!
A bummer?!
It's a bummer, or I can't put it on here, but I'd like to show it first.
By the way, you said you decided on the title this time, right?
Yes!
Escargot?
What did you mean by the name "Escargot"?
First of all, Akemoto-san thought of about ten candidates, and I chose "Escargot" while taking in everyone's opinions.
And then there's "kiss poison" and "personal kiss" and a lot of other things.
Oh, my God! There were a lot of exciting things!
I thought "Escargot" looked mysterious, and I'm going to ask the teacher about that scene from now on.
I see! You don't know what the teacher thought of putting that on, do you?
That's right!
Well, if you know what it is, please tell us about it!
Yes!
Now, since you're in love with each other, you don't need anything else, do you?
I'm sorry for taking up a lot of time.
No, no, no, it's not like that! You look like you're going to get a lot of color!
Go ahead!
Yes! The chief of boardboys and student council members have fallen!
I'm Kurosuda! Nice to meet you!
Kurosuda fell!
I fell!
Kurosuda fell!
Do you have "Escargot"? "Escargot" seems like a good guess.
It's not a guess! It's water, isn't it?!
You don't need a guess for water, do you?
It has a new flavor.
What?!
A new flavor?!
No, no, water is all the same, isn't it?!
Wait a minute!
It's a new flavor.
It's a new water... No, no, it's not like that!
What?!
Am I mistaken?! There are six of them?!
Seven!
Seven! Seven!
What?!
There are seven of them!
What?!
I knew there were seven of them at the time, but I didn't know there were seven of them now!
Wow!
And it's been a long day.
No, no, it may be a long day, but I'll have water.
You don't have "Berincha", do you?!
I don't have it.
And it's got a snack in it.
Right.
Well, I guess...
This is good, but I'd like to eat "Escargot".
No, it's fine!
To put it simply, it's a place where you build a board, so it's not a place where you display snacks.
You're always wrong, aren't you?!
You know it if it's a concert, don't you?!
I can see "Berincha" from me.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Why me?!
It's fine for me too!
At worst, I'll hit this acrylic board and kiss "Berincha" in the picture!
Please don't do that!
Please don't do that, okay?!
Now! There are still more of you, right?!
The ones on the upper screen are my space studio crew!
How are you doing over there, Gravia Idol's Akane?!
Yes, I'm an advertiser and also do Gravia. I'm Akane Takeyama! Nice to meet you!
Akane is a Gravia Idol, isn't she?!
I feel like her elegance is getting better!
You're wearing a lot of decorations!
It feels different from usual.
There's also one for midnight, so I'm getting excited! Please look forward to it!
Crew-chan is... what?!
This outfit... you said "escargot", didn't you?!
Can you make it look like "escargot" again?!
"Escargot" color...
I'm wearing "escargot" color today!
"Escargot" color... I don't know!
Crew-chan is wearing "escargot" color today!
Please look forward to it!
Once again, this show is a show where you can see the growth of crew-chan,
not just the number of members and the number of boat races.
Every week, there are three members who appear in each episode and battle for boats and games!
From January to March, the six members who get the most points in three months
will receive some sort of reward, so please do your best!
Now, everyone, please introduce yourselves!
Hi! I'm from Kanagawa Prefecture, I'm in charge of "up up girls" and "purple"
and I'm here for crew-chan's "gacha gacha"!
I'm right here!
I'm also here for crew-chan's crane game!
That's amazing!
But everyone's playing and I'm all over the place...
No, you're not all over the place!
No, no, you're not!
Everyone's playing and I'm all over the place, but it's not my fault,
so I'd like to do my best with this girl today!
Thank you!
(applause)
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
, I'm Marina Shirizawa, who climbed from the lowest to the third place with Shirizawa . Thank you.
Well, it felt like tears, really. That's right. I'll aim for first place today.
Yes, I'm Snack Kokoro's Mada Kokoro. Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, can I say just one thing?
Actually, it's my first time with Shirizawa-chan today, but I've been watching Shirizawa-chan's episodes all the time and I feel like Shirizawa-chan is my favorite.
I'm pretty irritated.
Well, I'm going to settle things properly today, so I'm excited too. Thank you.
It's kind of like you're showing off a little, Kuroneko-san.
Huh? This?
Now, I'd like to show you the cumulative special points of the 12 Kuroneko-san players so far. Here they are.
Yes, yes, first place is Suiga, second place is Nenemaru, and third place is Shirizawa-chan.
Kokoro-onee-san is currently in 10th place, and Yumemi is in 11th place, so let's do our best to win 6th place.
And Okabe-san and Niwa-senpai will be the models for "AVEMA Boat Race Girls".
We look forward to seeing you from the boat preliminary round to the beginning of the show.
Yes, please.
In addition, if you complete 1,000 comments, Berin-chan will sing live in acapella.
We're waiting for you.
And today, after the show ends at 9 o'clock, "Kuroneko- san and Kuroneko-san's Midnight Space" will continue for 3 hours from Arsene.
3 hours! Wow, I think it's going to be long.
Yes, it's going to be long.
It's going to start all of a sudden.
And now...
SNS Like Competition!
Yay!
SNS Like Competition is a corner where you compete for your likes.
Crew-chan will pick up one photo with the theme of "boat".
Please post the photo on either Instagram or #Blockle or the show's URL.
Crew-chan, who had the most likes at the end of the show,
will receive thousands of points.
Now, please choose a photo that you think will get a lot of likes.
It's a photo about a boat, right?
That's right, Akane-chan.
Can you do it, Kokoro-neesan?
Yes, I'll choose this photo.
Ta-dah!
What's this?
Can you see it?
I can see it.
What's on your shoulder?
Actually, I bought a switch recently.
Oh, is that so?
Last week, I successfully finished my 50 years of touring in Japan as a singer-songwriter.
That's amazing!
That's right.
After a year of touring, I feel like I'm going to be lonely no matter what I do.
I bought a switch because I needed something to make me feel less lonely.
Um, I'm sorry, um...
Bo-bo-boat?
Of course! Of course!
In order not to feel lonely...
Bo-bo-boat?
It's a photo of me feeling lonely!
That's true.
I didn't think you'd do that, Kokoro-neesan.
Kokoro-neesan, you're like that too.
Hey, Kokoro-neesan, this isn't the third time you've said that!
No, no, no, I don't think it's that bad.
You said you didn't like the feeling of a boat.
No, no, no, I don't think it's that bad.
How about something else? Shirito-chan, would you like to go?
Okay.
This is it.
Hey, Siri.
"Hey, Siri" is this.
What is it?
Um, "boat"...
Oh, Siri responded.
Oh, she responded!
Um, when you think of a boat, you think of water...
Well, it's water, so it's like a pool here, but it's like you're lying on water like this.
Is this a swimsuit?
It's a swimsuit. It's a swimsuit and a pool.
Then it's a little sexy, right?
Yes.
But if you ask me if it's related to a boat...
It's not directly related.
For now, it's a swimsuit.
Swimsuit. Swimsuit. And just the ears.
I asked for the ears. I asked for the ears.
Swimsuit.
Okay, here's my picture.
What is it?
Ta-da!
What is it?
I used Kuro-chan's squeeze as a boat.
It's like this.
It's like a boat, right?
That's right.
It's true, you can ride it.
It looks like you can ride it, but it's not related.
It's not.
Three out!
Thank you!
I'm out.
Everyone, I have a lot of good news for you.
Good news?
Please post it on Instagram.
Please don't forget to like and subscribe to Hachidoku Kurokuru and this broadcast.
Then, ready, start!
Well, the important thing is how many likes you can get.
That's right.
But there are a lot of people who are like, "Oh, I forgot to do it."
It's like how you connect an elephant with an elephant in the first year of elementary school.
That's right.
It's a competition.
Did you post it?
Yumemi, who did you post it to?
I posted it to X.
X.
Shirizawa-chan, who did you post it to?
It's Instagram.
Okay, it's Instagram.
Kurone-sama.
Yes, it's Instagram for me, too.
Okay, thank you.
Instagram.
Everyone, please like the video.
We'll announce who gets the most likes in the end of the show, so please look forward to it.
Now, we'll learn about the basics of boat racing.
Okay, here's a question.
What is the most important thing in boat racing prediction?
What is it?
Yes!
Kurone-san, you're fast.
Can I try it?
What is it?
I'll go.
Escargot.
It's important! It's important!
No, no, no.
I know it well.
Wait a minute.
Suddenly, suddenly.
Wait a minute.
Unfortunately, it's the other way around.
What?
It's the other way around.
The shape?
Yes.
This way?
That's right.
We have to make a judgment.
Yes.
That way, that way.
This way.
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
It's none of your business!
Go back! Go back!
It's broken and it's a problem!
How about something else?
I'll do it, too.
Oh!
What is it?
It's Kuro-chan's, Escargot.
It's mine!
Yes.
You can take it all off.
No, I know!
Really.
Don't take it off! It's embarrassing!
Ah! Wait a minute!
I'm being taken off, too!
Ah!
No, no, no.
Take it back.
Put it away, put it away.
Put it away?
Put it back.
You put it back, so I put it back, too.
Ah, it's back, it's back, it's back.
I'm back, too.
Watch out, watch out!
To say one thing, Escargot isn't pointing its butt.
Thank you, Kuro-san.
Even more so now that it's the other way around.
Ah!
You're really bad at this, Kuro-san!
Now for the last one.
Will you do it, Silza-chan?
Yes.
- You're using it now? - Yes, I'm using it now.
Chira... chira... chira?
- Chira... oh, what is it? - Yes.
Chira... na... kimochi.
- I said it. - It has nothing to do with it.
No, I was wondering if you had it.
- I was wondering if you had it. - You said it!
- So, what is it? - What is it, Sensei?
Well...
- It's okay, right? - No, no, no.
You're a drunkard!
Okay, so the correct answer is...
Okay, here's the race results.
As you can see on the monitor now, there are six people participating in the race.
They're lined up in the order of the track.
The data of the racers, their results...
The data of the motors, and also their birth date...
Weight is quite important.
And the right half is the combined results.
Again, these are recent results.
If you don't have this, you won't be able to predict it, so please make sure you get it!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Thank you very much!
So, today's theme is...
- What is it? - What is it?
- Let's learn more about the birth date! - Let's do it!
- With the birth date... - Let's do it!
...you can enjoy the show and predictions even more, so please check out the official website of Boat Race!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
So, after obtaining the birth date,
Boat Race's ratio of one course to one track is over 50%.
- Yes! - Yes!
And...
99% of the courses are first courses.
So, please don't miss out on the fact that first courses are very competitive!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Of course! - Yes! Thank you very much!
So, here is the race you will be predicting today!
Today, Omura will race first, and Shimonoseki will race second!
There will be a total of three races!
- Okay! - Okay!
Each time, we will give you 10,000 Abema Points for each race!
You will predict how many first courses you will see in each of the first, second, and third races!
- You will be betting in three rounds! - Okay!
You will use up all of the 10,000 Abema Points in all of the three races,
and you will be betting within 10 points!
In the end, the points you gain will be the points you obtain this time!
By adding up the points you gain each time,
the top six people with the most total points gained in three months will win!
However, Kuro-chan will receive the penalty game that came out of the penalty game box!
By the way, Kuro-chan will also receive the penalty game if she misses out on the predictions,
so the three of you in the studio will only announce it for the first time!
Okay!
But, Akane-chan, when I get the penalty game, make sure you pull out the penalty game box, okay?
Okay! Since you've prepared it for me today, I'll pull it out quickly!
It's no fun if you go and get it, really!
It's a little far away...
- It might come out... - It's not dirty!
- If you get the penalty game... - I told you, Akane-chan!
If I get the penalty game, I'll ask you to do a nudist seduction festival!
I don't know anything about this...
If you pull it out... If you pull it out, I'll pull it out.
I'll do it if a nudist seduction comes out!
I don't know anything about it...
Now, we have an announcement from Boat Race!
Boat Race 2024 Commercial Spin-Off "I Can Drive" "Moriko's Case" is finally released!
This Commercial Spin-Off is based on the story of Mama- san Racer's Kiyoko Horinouchi, who continues to challenge in both boat races and in private.
In commemoration of the release of this Commercial Spin-Off,
until March 4th at 16 o'clock, the 2024 Commercial Spin-Off "Moriko's Case" campaign is in progress.
For 1,000 yen worth of Amazon gift tickets, you'll have a chance to win a Panasonic self-cooking pot, auto cooker pistol, MF-AC senna, etc.
For more information, please visit the official website!
Now, let's move on to the first round!
- I'm nervous! - Nagasaki Boat Race 10th!
- I'm nervous! - Let's go!
Yes, this is the Rock Racer!
Let's do our best in the first round!
Now, everyone, please make your predictions in three consecutive turns!
The three of you in the studio, please also make your predictions as seniors!
And viewers, please give us your predictions and advice!
Please let us know in the comments!
- Yes, we only have about five minutes left. - Yes, we'll do our best! I'm sorry!
Now, each time, the crew will be given a chance to make their predictions!
At the beginning of the race, the crew will choose their favorite position from the many points they have,
and the crew who chose the best ranking will receive 3,000 points!
Not only will you be able to win, but you'll also have an advantage in the first half of the race, so do your best!
- Yes! - Yes!
Now, you told us earlier that you have a strong will, but how about you, Kurosuda-san, for this race?
- I have a strong will, but... - "But"?
Gohara Shouhei's motor is very good!
- Oh, it's a two-cylinder? - Gohara is basically an A2 racer, but he's basically been racing in A1 for a long time,
and Gohara's motor is strong, but he's basically been racing in A2 for a long time,
and Kusuhara's motor is strong, but he's basically been racing in A1 for a long time,
- so he's basically been racing in A2 for a long time, right? - That's right!
- He has a strong will... - Yes, thank you very much! Please refer to it!
And now, viewers will be able to participate in your predictions!
If you search "teleboat application" on the Internet,
you will find a member registration site for teleboats where you can purchase a ferry ticket just by registering as a member.
You can easily vote from your smartphone or computer, so please register and enjoy predicting with us!
Now, let's take a look at the votes! Here are the top three and ten!
- A1 is the most popular, but... - It's really strong!
And A2 is the most popular, but...
It seems like everyone has decided!
Let's take a look at the votes again later! The deadline is about three minutes before!
- Hey, do something about it! - But...
- Okabe-san, do you think you can do it? - Yes!
- I did it like this... - Yes!
- 2, 1, 1, 2, Zen, 1, 3, 2... Is that right? - Yes!
- If you look at the birth chart, Tsuzuki-san, you have a flying coaster, right? - Yes, I have one of those.
- I wonder how it will sound like today... - I'll do something about it!
- I don't know how it will sound like... - That's what I'm talking about.
- So, I thought about how Kohara-san would wear it and came up with this idea!
- What a great idea! - It's great that you're looking at it up close!
- Right? It's great! - Yes!
- Now, can Yumemi-san also try it? - Yes!
- Yes! I have to get it right this time or it'll be bad, so I chose this one! - That's right!
- It's worth 1,000 points! It was pretty cheap, so I spent 1,000 points on it! - Wow!
- "2155" was also pretty popular, but I threw it away and went for "2155"! - Wow!
- I have to get it right this time or it'll be bad, so I spent 1,000 points on it! - That's pretty cheap!
- So you spent 5,000 points in one go! - Yes!
- What?! - Wow! - 4,000!
- 4,000?! - 4,000!
- 4,000!
- She's trying to be aggressive! - Now I can hit it and then use it later.
- Yeah! - Awesome!
- Shiritzawa, would you like to go next? - Yeah!
Here it is!
- "5215" and "2135" and "1235" and "21"! - Oh!
- "5215" is going for corkscrews!
- Kusuhara! - Yes!
- I'll get a head! - I'll buy you a head!
- You have such a hearty personality! - Okay!
- Lastly, would you like to go next, Kokoro? - Yes!
Yes, I also went with a narrow view because my rank is low.
And I'm losing points higher than usual.
Well, Omura-in is strong, so it's like this.
Certainly.
Everyone is competing.
Well, Kuro-chan, what are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
No, I'm doing it!
I'm not doing anything.
No, I'm not doing it!
No, it's not, it's not.
Akane-chan also said in the comments, "It's a fake, so don't say anything."
It's messed up.
It's not a fake.
No, it is.
It's real.
It's a fake, and it's about time to leave.
It's early.
Why is it early? There's no such time.
It's early.
And everyone is saying, "It's a fake, so don't say anything."
Everyone is saying, "It's a fake, so don't say anything."
It's not just saying "it's a fake" and putting it out.
Really? Is this real, Akane-chan?
It's real.
If it's real, it says that it can be opera and other things.
Where do you get those comments?
It's possible, but you can say it's a fake or something like that.
Is it okay for you to do it?
- Are you done already? - Yeah, it's fine.
- What kind of show is this? - Do it! Do it!
- If you don't do it, I won't be able to do it! - Give me an idea.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Okay, I'll do it.
- I'll do it for you. - Okay, I'll do it.
- Okay!
Today...
Let's work hard together for 3 hours!
Toto!
Poyoyo!
It's the real deal!
We won!
It's the real deal!
I'm glad it's the real deal!
The BGM stopped.
It stopped. What are we going to do?
We'll release it.
We'll release it since it's the real deal.
Here,
1, 2 heads and 5.
All of them are 8 points,
and 4000 points!
Now, it's been a while since we did
Give me a boobie!
Everyone!
Boobie! Boobie!
Pee! Pee! Pee!
Boobie! Boobie!
Give me one!
Boobie! Boobie!
This... Thank you! Thank you for listening!
Everyone gave me this!
I don't have much time,
so I'll just...
Berincha! Not berincha!
I made a mistake!
To Akane...
Go!
I really don't know the answer!
I feel like I'm slipping every time.
That was close!
I was about to throw it at Berincha!
Berincha had a butt,
so it had to be a butt ball.
Is that so?
I didn't know there were comments like "butt ball"!
This is great!
Today's location is really good!
Location!
Berincha is here,
and Akane is there, right?
It's a golden location, so it's helpful!
I can get out of it!
You can't get out of it!
Also, I'm sorry!
I lost 148,000 yen,
but you don't have to count it!
Really?
You didn't put it out last May, did you?
No, I didn't put it out last May.
I had won about 300,000 yen.
What?
I lost about 500,000 yen from there.
If you lose this,
you'll lose 152,000 yen...
No, you'll lose 4,000 yen!
I'll win for sure!
Go!
Please!
Go!
Go, go!
Go!
Go, go, go!
What is Shirao's 5-head? 5-1-2-1.
Shirao has a 5-head?
That's amazing.
There is still a possibility of 5-1-2-1.
5-1-2-1 will happen.
5-1-2-1.
He got it.
That's amazing.
If it had gone from 2-in, it would have worked out.
It got a little narrow.
It was difficult.
It's only 2-in.
2-in is better.
Wow, it's 5-in.
What is she talking about, throwing the ball at Lilin-chan?
Oh, it's just a ball.
Is she talking about throwing the ball at Lilin-chan?
Try throwing it.
Lilin-chan is not trying it!
She is your parents.
She is your parents, in a good way.
This is difficult.
It's possible.
Wow, but I didn't think it would be 5-in.
It's hard to imagine.
That's true.
The result is 5-in and 2-in.
It's hard to imagine.
The result is 5-in and 2-in.
Unfortunately, everyone got eliminated.
It was close.
Lilin-chan thought it was 5-in.
I should have folded it back.
The result is 2-in is 3680 yen.
3-in is 7100 yen.
So, the result of the race is...
The points have decreased a little.
They had a match.
But, the studio was also eliminated.
4th, 5th.
5th.
But, teacher, how was the race you just watched?
It was good.
It was good, wasn't it?
The point is the start.
4th and 5th are good, especially 5th.
But, is 3rd a little behind?
Our car is behind in overall.
4th is attacking, but 4th is not moving forward that much,
so it can't attack.
It's going from above.
If 4th gets in between and goes from above,
you probably can't see 5th attacking.
Oh, I see.
So, our car can get turned over like this.
This is a good race.
But, I thought 2nd was moving forward for a moment,
but I was following up on what you said.
But, 3rd and 2nd, 5th and 6th came last.
And, we wanted Kato to come.
If Kato came, we would have won.
Yes, yes.
In any case, I think it was a great race because of Kusuhara's determination.
It's amazing.
Yes.
I didn't expect it that much.
But, it's a start, right?
I think it was a big point for us to be a little behind.
It was difficult.
Yes.
It ended up being a frustrating result.
That's right.
But, it's time for a penalty game.
Okabe, please listen to the first penalty game song from the penalty game book.
What is this?
It's a boob ballet.
Boob ballet!
Now, the penalty game has been decided for boob ballet.
Bellin-chan, please show us how you do it.
Can you do it, Bellin-chan?
Yes.
Before you go to Indonesia, please do it here.
Yes, I will.
Then, Bellin-chan, please show us boob ballet.
Please show us!
Here I go!
March 27th, release!
Cute!
As expected of you, Bellin-chan!
Wonderful!
Hey, stop it! Don't film me!
Was there a shutter chance?
You're good at it, Bellin-chan!
I know, right? There's no point in me doing it here, right?
What about the first one?
There's no point in me doing it in the first one.
You forget about it every time, don't you?
Yes, I forget about it.
As soon as you heard it, Bellin-chan forgot about it.
No way, I was going to do it.
Since our seniors are doing it like this,
why don't we all play a penalty game?
I'll do my best!
Akane-chan, you too, please.
It's called "gekidan".
Gekidan.
As you know, "gekidan" is a combination of serve, receive, toss, and attack.
I'll do my best.
I understand.
Are you okay?
In this flow, Kokoro will be the last one to be attacked in the middle of the game.
I understand.
Yes.
Then I will serve.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Serve, serve, serve, serve!
I will serve.
Serve!
It's a point serve.
Point serve!
I'll do it.
Please!
Bye-bye!
Receive, bye-bye!
Bye-bye, Thomas!
Bye-bye, attack!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ketsukarugo!
She did it!
Ketsukarugo!
She did it! Ketsukarugo!
It's over this time.
Akimoto-san will scold me.
It's not "ketsukarugo", it's "ketsukarugo".
It's similar, though.
It's a little different.
That's great! Congratulations!
The show was a huge success!
Amazing!
But Kuro-chan also missed out on her prediction, so the penalty game will continue.
Please draw one card from the box.
Both of you got it wrong.
What will you do?
Aji-no-hiraki.
Aji-no-hiraki!
Aji-no-hiraki.
I understand. It's Aji-no-hiraki, right?
Yes.
Please take note of this.
Can I?
Yes!
You guys!
Stop it! Hit me!
It hurts. It really hurts.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Aji-no-hiraki-kesukarugo?
Hey, don't put it in between!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Don't put it in between!
It came out!
It looks like two people's heads are sticking out of it.
No, it doesn't look like it!
Why does it look like two people's heads are sticking out of it? It's weird, isn't it?
I don't like it!
But it's nice. We've been able to do a lot of things lately.
What do you mean?
There are different photos, so let's do a lot of things in the future.
You're inviting me. Let's do it.
It's amazing, really.
But it's nice.
By the way, Berlin-chan, you have five here now, right?
Yes.
Which one is your favorite?
My favorite is...
This white swimsuit that I wore first.
I like it so much that I wore it in my first battle as well.
It's like...
My eyes are getting really excited, like a challenge?
It's not like the berinche I've seen before.
Yeah.
My eyes are getting excited too.
These eyes are inviting you all.
Oh my!
You're going to do something like that?!
Hey!
Harenji!
How do you like it?
I want you all to invite me.
You want us to invite you?!
It's not just an M.O. opinion.
Invite me.
It's not "invite me."
My eyes are getting excited.
By the way, berinche, when did it go on sale?
It was March 27th.
Can you make a reservation already?
Yes, from Amazon and online as well.
We're in the process of making reservations.
There are four postcards for the first time only.
Please buy them!
That's great.
We're going to be posting a lot of announcements like this.
If we don't, we might not be able to come back next year.
We're going to do our best!
We will.
Let's continue.
Next up is this corner!
ANIMA! YOUNG LETHARGY! CATCH! PHRASE!
We did it!
This corner is "CRUCIAN" 3 people, 2 phrases.
Young racers of each generation will be given new catchphrases suitable for them.
Each of you will announce the catchphrase you came up with in advance.
Kuro-chan, guests, and teacher Koushi will decide whose catchphrase is most similar.
And Kuro-chan, who received the most votes, will receive 3,000 points.
If you lose one vote each,
Kuro-san, who is Koushi's teacher, will be the winner.
I'm in charge of this show, so I'm counting on you.
It's not "crunch, crunch, crunch," you know.
Is it okay?
Please do.
For now, Kurosawa-sensei, when you're being introduced...
That's right.
What is it?
That's right.
When you're being introduced, you start drinking, and then you stop and eat "crunch, crunch," what is that?
The mic is close, so I end up drinking a lot after that.
Um, by the way, this is that, right?
Um, Kurosawa-san is editing "Boat Boy."
That's right.
Someone will ride it in March, right?
March 11th, on the April issue of "Boat Boy,"
the catchphrase that Harpes-nyan came up with,
will be ridden with a large picture, so everyone...
At least let me talk about it after I've drunk it.
Forrest!
I'll leak it out.
It's not "leak it out."
So, everyone!
Yes?
"Boat Boy" is a chance for you to ride it in a book,
so please think about it carefully, okay?
I'm counting on you!
Okay!
Thank you!
So, this week's young racer is this person!
Kuzutani Ippei-senshu.
Now, what kind of racer is he?
Let's see...
I think it's been 8 or 9 years since he debuted.
Um, from the beginning, he was a racer with a very good start.
Well, there's more at the bottom, but...
His start was good, and if it was an on-course race,
he would just go from corner to corner.
As a type of racer, he got a lot of attention,
but surprisingly, it took him 7 years to win his first championship.
Ah, I see.
And...
I didn't know he was surfing, but...
Yes.
But!
He's tall!
Kuzutani-senshu.
He's 176cm tall, but...
Wow, he's tall!
I think he's probably the tallest among boater racers.
So, in reality, this person is very cool and sharp-tongued.
Yes, please pay attention!
Yes, thank you!
Yes.
- That's nice. - 19 years old.
That's nice.
There are comments saying they like this corner.
It's really becoming easier for the crew to come up with catchphrases now.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Right?
- Thanks for looking it up. - Yes.
When people see this, and also fans of Kuzutani-senshu,
there will be more people coming up with catchphrases like "boater" and "sharp-tongued",
so we're looking forward to it.
- We're counting on you! - Yes, we're counting on you.
So, everyone,
have you come up with a perfect catchphrase for Kuzutani-senshu?
Let's start with Yumemi!
Okay!
Here we go!
Your heart...
All speed, all body!
Dreams and body are the best!
Shippujindai Kuzutani-senshu!
- "Shippujindai"! - "Shippujindai"!
- Wow! - That's an amazing catchphrase!
- I like it! - Yes!
I tried to put a lot of different meanings into it.
- First of all, I read some interviews and stuff like that. - Yes, yes.
And then, there were a lot of...
people who had a lot of self-esteem.
- Yes, yes. - I thought it was really idol-oriented.
I really want him to become the center of that.
- Yes. - Yes, if you're talking about idols.
Yes!
- And there were people who started early. - Yes.
"You're strong when you run away." "Your body is the biggest."
And you looked really flashy during the race.
- Yes. - So I thought "all speed, all body" or "shippujindai" really suited you.
That's why I put it in.
And in an interview article, you talked about your dream.
You said you wanted to keep competing with Shokin-o in the first round.
- Yes. - And you said that was the most important thing for you in the boat race world.
- So you put in "the biggest". - Yes!
- That's amazing. You really thought it through. - Yes.
- That's great, Imimi.
- You're good. - Yes.
You said you were good all of a sudden, but how about you, Kurosawa-san?
- Well, if you put in self-restraint... - Yes.
- it'll be easier for you to ride a boat. - Yes!
- I'll do my best! - Yes.
- "shippujindai" alone is good enough. - Yes, you can use it there too.
- You'll be like "oh!" - You will.
- I'll do my best! - How about you, Binnie-chan?
- "shippujindai" alone is good enough. - Yes.
- You can do it. - It's catchy and easy to remember.
And "shippujindai" suits your race pretty well.
- Yes. - Wow!
- That's a sudden high rating. - That's a high rating.
- Imimi, since it's a high rating, please look forward to it. - Yes!
- Please look forward to it! - Yes!
Yes, thank you!
- Well then, Shiritama-chan, let's go. - Yes.
"respect", "agility", "voice", "self-restraint" who can ride a water boat.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's a lot. - "Imimi" is...
- It's a water boat racer, - Yes.
but since it's a hobby of surfing,
- you can run through water. - Yes, yes.
And "high spec" means you're the tallest among water boat racers,
and you're careful about your weight management and flexibility.
That's why "high spec" means you're the tallest among water boat racers,
and "handsome" is also included in "high spec".
So "high spec" and "agility" can mean "speed" or something like that,
but... "speed"?
No, no, I thought you knew the word well, but it's a waste if you know it well.
No, no, I even looked up the meaning of it in English.
Okay, that's it.
Okay, that's it. Thank you very much.
That's it!
The handwriting is beautiful, too.
It is.
Kurosawa-san, what do you think of it?
Unlike Yuemi, this time we used horizontal letters.
I think it's easy to use as a catchphrase.
Also, what do you think of the picture?
Um... what picture?
It's a picture of you surfing.
Surfing? I just thought of it for a second.
It's like... a magic...
That's right, that's right.
I thought you were riding a carpet or something.
No, you're right.
Berry-chan, what do you think of this picture?
I've seen many crazy pictures of Kuro-chan so far,
and I've seen many "hmm" pictures of Seiya-chan,
so I'm relieved by this picture.
No, no, not only the picture, but the whole picture, too!
It was the first word I heard from Agility,
so I looked it up myself and thought, "Wow, you're good."
You thought you were good.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, you looked it up a lot, didn't you?
Yeah.
Even "running across the water surface" is catchy and easy to understand,
so I think it's good.
Shizua-chan, I think it's good. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Lastly, Kuro-onee-san, what do you think of it?
Yes, I think of it like this.
Ta-dah!
"Racing across the water surface" world-class downhill racer,
Ippei Suzutani!
Wow, it's organized!
Yes, this is one of the racers I've always wanted to remember Suzutani's name of.
The reason is, about a year ago,
at the end of February, there was a motorcycle race in Amagasaki,
which was held just a year ago.
Matsui Shigeru was in first place in the championship race.
And in third place, Suzutani was in third place.
In fact, Suzutani won first place and got 215 votes at the time.
Wow!
So I thought I'd remember Suzutani's name, who prevented Shigeru's nomination,
and that's why I'm here today.
Well, Shigeru was able to surpass Shigeru,
and as Mamoru said earlier, it took seven years and three months for Shigeru to win.
So it's been a tough time for Shigeru, and he got injured in the middle of it.
But Shigeru has come this far.
And in late 2023, Shigeru advanced to A1 class and A1 class.
Shigeru has come a long way.
I thought "homecoming" would be a perfect word for Shigeru, and that's why I included it.
That's amazing.
It's amazing that Shigeru remembers that race.
Yes, it is.
Matsui Shigeru won first place in the championship race,
and it got a lot of attention.
Matsui Shigeru won first place in that race.
Yes, he won first place.
It's nice of you to bring that up.
Thank you very much.
It's nice of you to like it and watch it.
It's easy for me to explain what you're thinking about.
It's a lesson for me every time.
I'm happy!
By the way, who is the person who always finds it hard to explain?
That's what you just said, right?
Well...
Hard to explain...
Shida Nene-chan is always like...
Are you stupid?! Go away!
I think it's fun.
It's fun! No, it's nice of you, but I don't know what you're trying to say.
That's right.
It's fun.
But you're amazing, Kokoro-nee-san.
Because of the word "backyard",
I want to know more about that person.
Like, what happened?
Like, what made this race possible?
When I think about it, and when Suzutani-san was in that race,
and when I was in 2nd and 3rd place,
I wonder if it's okay for me to say it out loud.
I have high expectations.
You're like, "If it's like this, I'll say it out loud."
That's amazing.
That's really nice of you, Kokoro-nee-san! Thank you!
Thank you!
That's amazing!
Yes.
Now that we've finished announcing the 2nd place,
please write down the name of the crew you liked the most in the clip!
This is hard!
This is too difficult for me!
What should I write?
What should I do?
High-speed electric car, right?
High-speed train, right?
I'm really lost! I'm really lost!
"Backyard" racer...
That's nice!
It's nice how you're thinking about that person's true intentions in the dark!
This is hard!
It's really, really hard!
It's dark, but we have to decide on this!
Yes!
Hmm...
We thought about it, but...
We really thought about it.
Did you write it down?
Yes!
Then, everyone!
Yes.
Yumemi! Yumemi!
And, Yumemi!
And with that!
The winner of this week's Yakuza New Catchphrase is Yumemi!
I really didn't know!
This is bad.
I didn't know.
You didn't know, but everyone was there.
They were there.
That's right.
On this bench, I chose Yumemi because I wanted her to do her best in catching up.
That's right.
Thank you.
Kurosawa-san, what do you think?
I like all of them, but I think Fujinrai is the best for racing.
Fujinrai.
That's what I got.
It does feel like Fujinrai.
Fujinrai.
No, it's not one of us.
No, no, it's not one of us, Fujinrai.
No, it's not one of us, Fujinrai.
Yumemi, what do you think?
I'm really happy.
No, no, I'm the one who's against it!
When I saw Fujinrai in the race for the first time, I was able to catch up.
I'm happy you gave me that evaluation.
That's amazing.
Please use this.
I'll use it when I'm catching up with Suzutani.
Thank you!
I'll use it when I'm catching up with Suzutani.
Yumemi gets 3,000 points with this, so you can use it later.
I'll use it all.
You'll use it all.
That's amazing, isn't it?
By the way, Shirizawa-chan, what do you think?
It was good, but it didn't work out.
What didn't work out?
The picture?
No, no, it's not about the picture.
It's not about the picture.
It's about which one worked out best for the race.
That's fine.
That's fine, too.
That's good.
Thank you.
Right?
What do you think, Kokoro-nee-san?
It was a disappointing result, but...
Yes.
I won't drink with Mamorun anymore.
What?
Are you trying to rewrite it?
It's either one or the other.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've seen it already.
If you try to rewrite it, it won't change.
Kokoro-nee-san, you're shaking your heart.
No, I'm serious.
It's not a love game between a man and a woman.
Don't drink it.
Now, like this, we'll introduce you to the races one by one every week.
Viewers, let's learn more about the races and enjoy the race on the boat!
Now, after the commercials, we'll have Kuroo-chan do a battle.
Now, Okabe-san, please show us a cute commercial.
Buy it!
Definitely buy it!
If you don't buy it, we'll keep playing the commercials.
Here you go.
Yay!
Huh? It's not over yet?
Belin-chan!
Cute Belin-chan!
And now...
"Cutting-edge prey, fierce competition battle"!
Yay!
I said earlier that it's still a new product.
From now on, Kuroo-chan will have to battle against a fortress using an important tool.
This month's battle will be a hand-pulling battle.
The champion will receive 3,000 points.
The champion will be decided by a tournament.
First, Kuroo-chan and I will play rock-paper-scissors, and the winner will be the seed.
The loser will play rock-paper-scissors for the first round of hand-pulling battle.
The winner and the seed will have a rematch, and the winner, Kuroo-chan, will be the champion.
First, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yumemi will be the seed, so Kuroo-chan and Chirizawa- chan will play a rematch.
Please step forward.
This is scary!
It may take some time for you to decide, so please stand up straight and fight.
Shall we begin?
Ready...
Start!
Why are you screaming?!
Nooo!
Go for it!
You're strong!
My legs are shaking!
Nooo!
Go for it!
You're both strong!
It's not stopping!
How will it end?
Push it!
Go for it!
Nooo!
It's not stopping!
Chirizawa-chan wins!
Chirizawa-chan is sweating like crazy!
Don't say that!
I'm shaking!
Chirizawa-chan is shaking!
Don't say that!
Chirizawa-chan will be the seed, and Yumemi will be the seed.
Yumemi is strong!
Her outfit is amazing! I've never seen that outfit before.
She looks strong.
Okay.
Then, let's start the final round.
Ready, set, go!
Wow!
It's 3000 points higher!
Wow!
I knew it!
Now, can you show us your victory silico manechi for a moment?
Silico manechi?
Please show us your victory silico manechi!
Okay.
Yatta, yatta, yatta man!
It's here! Yatta man!
Wow!
It's so...
It's coming out of my chin.
It's coming out of your neck.
It's good.
I didn't think yatta man would come out of my neck.
It's really fast.
I didn't think yatta man would come out of my neck.
Are you making me look old?
Okay, everyone, let's move on to the next race.
Next is the 11th race of Yamaguchi-Shimonoseki.
Shimonoseki?
Yes.
Yoshida Ichiro from First Class.
56 years old, B1 Nagasaki Branch.
His prize money for 2023 is 19,72,554 yen.
Second Class, Mori Takahiro.
46 years old, A1 Osaka Branch.
His prize money for 2023 is 16,373,000 yen.
Third Class, Mukai Mitsuzutenji.
44 years old, A2 Yamaguchi Branch.
His prize money for 2023 is 26,262,000 yen.
Fourth Class, Osawa Hiromu Branch.
40 years old, B1 Saitama Branch.
His prize money for 2023 is 16,596,000 yen.
Fifth Class, Watanabe Takashi.
36 years old, B1 Fukuoka Branch.
His prize money for 2023 is 17,999,000 yen.
Sixth Class, Kagi Kaoru.
51 years old, B1 Yamaguchi Branch.
His prize money for 2023 is 15,574,000 yen.
That's all for this race.
Did you enjoy it?
Yes, I did!
What are you doing?
Who do you think I'm explaining this for?
Yes, you're right.
Do you want to do it, Akane-chan?
I'm not asking you!
Oh, you don't?
I'm reading this important information for you.
I thought you said it because you wanted to do it.
That's not the case. Listen carefully!
I didn't just imitate Siriko!
Akane-chan, listen! I didn't just imitate Siriko!
I just did Siri-chan-in!
That's not the best place to do it!
Is it true?
Please listen!
Is it true?
Please tell us the movie you're interested in, Siritawa-chan!
Is it Mori-senshu, 2nd place?
Yes, yes!
He's the only A-1 driver in this race, isn't he?
What do you think, Siritawa-sensei?
Yes, it's been a while since I've been in the A-1.
Oh, is that so?
I'm 46 years old and I'm a veteran.
The best thing about Mori-senshu is that he has the best motor in this race.
Yes.
He's so energetic!
Yes, he is.
Let's ask Kokoro-sensei, too!
Yes!
My name is Mitsutsu Mukai and I'm in the 3rd place.
Since you're from Yamato City, can you tell us about your hometown?
Yes, I'm from my hometown.
I'm in the A-2 now, but of course I've been in the A-1 before.
I've also been in the Queen's Climax, which is held at the end of the year.
I've also been in the A-1 before.
I'm not sure if I'm in the A-1 or in the A-2, but sometimes I'm not doing so well.
But I have self-confidence.
Thank you!
I hope you'll keep that in mind as you race.
Let's learn more about your race today, Siritawa-sensei!
Here it is!
Let's learn more about your motor!
I want to know!
This is it, Shinon!
Let's learn more about your motor!
This is what a real one looks like!
Escargot!
There it is! Escargot!
Let's learn more about your motor!
Siricain's head!
Let's learn more about your motor!
Siricain's escargot!
Siricain's motor!
Let's learn more about your motor!
It's time for "Box chance"!
This show is usually less than 10 points, but please guess up to 12 points with two boxes in this race.
It doesn't have to be a box, but up to 12 points is fine.
Everyone, please take this chance!
So, Mr. Kurosuda, who do you think will win this race?
Yes, I'd like to say it with Yoshida, but as I said earlier, Mori's motor is pretty good.
First of all, everyone, this has a stable version.
The water surface is a little windy and rough today.
In that case, there is a tendency for one of them to have an advantage.
So, Yoshida, you're up first.
Take the head of Mori, who has a good motor.
Take two, one, three, four, and three, and that's 12 points.
I see.
Only Mori's head is left.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Now, Ms. Okabe, please!
Okay! So, it's "Box chance"!
Yes!
Well, you have one, two chances.
One, two, three boxes and one, two, four boxes.
I think it's going to be difficult for you to get in here.
So, let's see how you start.
It's a four-player box challenge.
Thank you very much!
It's been a while, but it's four minutes and 30 seconds.
Hmm...
In the comments...
Oh, from Kuro!
456 box and 356 box and say 'nice escargot'.
What do you mean?
"Nice escargot" has nothing to do with it!
I want you to say "nice escargot"!
No, I can't do it!
It doesn't come to me, basically!
I think you're giving me good advice.
If it comes, it's Manchuria.
If it comes, it's Manchuria, but it doesn't come to me, basically!
But you always aim for Manchuria, so I think you should use this as a reference.
No, but...
But...
From what I've heard so far, I don't know why you're taking out No. 2.
But if you do it with everyone, you can't aim for Manchuria.
That's right!
You aim for the hole.
Wait a minute!
What kind of attitude is that?
No, I don't think there's a 356 lockhead!
It comes to me a lot.
I don't know what's in there.
You don't know what's in there, do you?
Makane-tan, go ahead.
Kokoro-onee-san, do you think you can do it?
Yes, I can do it!
I want to use a lot of box chances, but my points are pretty low right now...
Oh!
Because I'm about to be locked up...
I'm going to narrow it down and increase my points. If I don't get it right, my points will be in a pinch, so I'm going to put it here!
So you narrowed it down to four, right?
Yes, it's four points.
Then, Shiretawa-chan, let's go!
Yes! One, two, three boxes and one fold back, two, four, five, one, three fold back, four.
Cross out!
My voice...
Did you get stuck?
But as you know, I wanted to put a player in second place, so I folded it back to second place.
Are you okay?
I'm okay! I'm drinking water!
Drink it!
Then, Yuna, let's go!
Yes! This is what I did!
What are you going to do?
I don't have much time left, so I'm going to bet 5,000 points as much as I have.
Wow!
Three heads, one and three, but five, one and two are definitely full.
One, six and three are also full, so I'd be happy if you could come over there.
I'm counting on you!
It's a strategy to aim for a hole, isn't it?
Yes!
I'm holding it down so wide!
Then, Kuro-chan, how about you?
Yes, I'm ready.
No, you're not doing anything!
There's nothing I'm not doing!
You're still staring at me like that.
No, I'm not staring! I'm already drawing!
I'm going to stand up.
You're completely white.
No, I'm not!
You're completely white.
Wait a minute!
There's nothing like that.
Don't tell me your underwear color!
Huh?
Is it white?
White!
I didn't ask you!
It's brief!
I didn't ask you! I didn't ask you!
Is it from Brief Brothers?
Brief? With who?
Oh, you don't know Brief Brothers?
Only I know.
Oh, you don't know unless you're a professional.
And you know Mazura P, too.
I'm going to put it out!
Yes!
Is it fake again?
Well, let's put it out.
Yes, here!
Yes!
Two heads, one and one.
Here.
Yes.
If it's one and one, it's Manchuria.
And if it's two, three, three, and two, it's also Manchuria.
That's right.
Yes, so it's twelve points.
Let's go for the second vote!
This time, give me your butts!
Give me your butts!
Butts.
I split them in two.
Butts.
I split them in two.
Butts.
Oh, there's a lot of them!
Oh, Escargot!
I'm going to give you this butt ball!
Here you go!
Congratulations on becoming a photographer!
To Berlin!
Boom!
Wow! Nice, Escargot!
Yes!
Escargot!
You've been in the ring for six years!
No, I haven't!
It's great! It's fun!
It's pretty...
Kuro-chan may not know this, but it's pretty complicated in this world.
Right?
This is a different adventure!
I'm in trouble, too!
Today is peaceful, everyone!
I wonder what it is...
Aquetscargot! Aquetscargot!
I've never seen anything like it!
I've heard it before! "Kurokawa!"
I'm sorry!
It's great, really!
Let's have fun today, too!
Oh, and Yumemi! Yumemi!
Yes?
Kuro-fes...
Yes?
It hasn't been announced yet, but do you want to be in it?
I want to be in it!
I've been waiting for both episodes, but I don't have my own group...
So I'm a little depressed.
You're depressed?
Yumemi, how depressed are you?
Shake your hair and tell me how depressed you are!
My hair?
I'm this depressed!
Ouch!
It's stuck!
Kuro-chan, my neck is stuck!
Hey!
My neck is stuck!
Help me!
Kuro-chan, help me!
It's stuck!
It's stuck in my head!
Yumemi, I understand!
Okay, Yumemi!
I'm the producer, so...
Producer Kuro-chan, move!
Okay, I'll play the music!
Cut!
Yay!
But, Kuro-chan! Kuro-chan!
Yes, what is it?
Kuro-chan, Yumemi said that doll stinks earlier!
Hahaha!
There's a mystery involved!
Hahaha!
It smells like something you'd want to touch!
She said it stinks!
It doesn't stink!
Hahaha!
It stinks, but it's just right!
Okay, I'll play it!
Yay!
Hahaha!
What do you mean it stinks?!
Hahaha!
Kuro-chan's doll doesn't have underwear on it!
Don't worry!
Hahaha!
Ah, it's really white!
Of course!
It's a humanoid!
Don't move it!
Ehh...
Kuro-chan is also a humanoid!
That's enough!
I'm really going to play it, so please play it for me!
Wow, amazing!
Please play it for me!
I'm looking forward to it!
It should have been a negotiation now, but let's just say okay!
Yay!
Wow, amazing!
Last year or two years ago at Kuro-fest, we brought Kuro-chan onto the stage!
That's right!
I'm looking forward to it again this year!
No, wait a minute!
Don't do anything on your own, really!
I'll bring her out, so leave it to me!
I'm really scared of using anything that can be used on the up side!
Hahaha!
I'm happy about that!
Please dance with me!
So everyone!
If you have any idols you want Kuro-chan to bring out, please let me know!
I'll do my best to bring them out, so please!
This time...
Yes!
I'll definitely bring them out later!
Wow!
Yay!
Thank you!
I'm happy! Let's report it to our members!
Let's report it to our members!
Hahaha!
Right? Really?
Will we be able to come out?
Will we be able to come out of anything?
No, we won't be able to come out of anything!
Right?
Well...
It's possible because Kokoro-neesan is singing, but...
It's only possible because Shirizawa-chan is Shiriko-manechi!
Hahaha!
Then, Shiri...
Dance!
Shiri Dance!
Hey, Shiri!
Her response is really nice!
Hahaha!
Oh? 3?
Ah!
Ah! 3!
It looks like it's going to be tough again...
Is it 3?
I can't think of anything...
Hey, isn't this the turn of events we were hoping for?
Ah! 4!
1, 4, huh?!
4, 3?!
Eh? Is it possible for us to think of patterns with 4 and 3?
I think 2 was bad, but it's still okay!
I can't think of anything!
I don't know! I don't know!
Ah! 3!
It's over!
Oh? Dutto!
Dutto!
Ah! 3!
Stop it!
Ah! 3!
3!
It really was!
3!
Ah! 2!
It's 2!
3!
1, 4, 2!
It's the final lap!
3, 4, 3!
Then it's 1, 1...
I'm coming from the inside.
I don't like it.
Yes!
Go, go, go!
Where is the final turn mark?
Go, go, go!
It's quite heavy.
I did it!
Are there any girls who got it right?
The result is 1, 4, 2.
Unfortunately, none of you got it right.
It's hard to see who got it right today.
The total prize money is 730 yen for two years, and 1160 yen for three years.
So, here is the result of the race.
It's decreasing again and again, and it's getting worse.
It's a fierce battle.
And the only one who won in the studio is Ms. Okabe. Congratulations!
Good job!
Who won?
And the only one who lost is Ms. Okabe and Mr. Kurosuda.
Why?
Let's look back. Mr. Kurosuda, how did you like the race?
Well, you know, the second place, Mr. Mori, is really good.
It's easy to understand if you compare it with the first place from the start line.
Obviously, the second place goes forward.
But it's hard to judge if it's like this.
Because it's in front of you.
And the third place, Mr. Mukai, beat me up.
And Mr. Osawa saved me from me.
So, in the beginning of the race, it was like a wall.
But Mr. Mori, in the second course, blocked my attack from outside.
Well, it's a shame.
Mr. Mori, you were in 5th or 6th place in the beginning of the race, and now you are in 3rd place.
So, the motor is really good.
Today is the last day of the race.
What is the motor number?
Please remember it.
It's Shimonoseki No.19.
Please remember it.
It's absolutely 2nd place.
It's Ramen.
It's time for the penalty game.
Okabe-san, please choose one from the penalty game.
The worst one, please.
The worst one.
I don't like it.
The penalty game is decided by the person who chose the worst one.
Berin-chan.
Why?
You promised me you'd only choose the worst one.
It was perfect.
Why?
Please give me some advice.
I'm going to show you a lot of pictures today.
Chiramise?
Okay.
I'll show you something special.
What is it?
This is going to be the first time I'm showing you this.
Really?
Wait for me.
Everyone!
Please watch carefully.
Berin-chan, please show us.
Go ahead!
It's only a little bit.
Chirani!
Is this a new one?
It's a new one!
It's cute!
The shoulders are a little off too!
It's a little off too.
What is this?
Is this your own production?
Huh?
Is this your own production?
It's not a production.
I took it normally and it fell.
It fell?
I didn't aim for it.
This is bad.
I wonder if God has lowered it a little.
God's doing.
I made it my first release here.
You did it!
Amazing!
Thank you so much, Girani!
Do your best in Indonesia!
I'll do my best in Indonesia!
Now!
Let's go to Imeni, who has decided!
Yes!
Did that doll really smell?
It didn't smell, did it?
No.
It smells.
If you decide, you'll say it, right?
I didn't decide.
Now, Imeni!
I'm looking forward to seeing how Imeni, who is in charge of cuteness, will look at it!
Now, Imeni!
Please look at it!
Please!
I'm looking forward to it!
Look!
Oh, I like it!
I like it!
Can I take a picture of you?
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey!
I'm in the frame.
I can't take a picture of me in a live show.
That's amazing!
Is it okay?
I don't know.
You've improved a lot.
I've improved a lot.
Next,
Sirizao!
Yes!
You can also do "sirisiri dance".
"sirisiri dance"?
What is "sirisiri dance"?
"hey, siri"!
Can you show me?
Yes!
Please show me!
Yes!
My legs are shining.
I'm looking forward.
Huh?
I'm looking back.
Oh, my!
It's a gag!
Escargot!
Escargot became a meta.
Escargot is good.
I'm glad you said that.
Escargot is in the frame.
The acrylic version of Escargot is also in the frame.
Thank you!
I didn't mean it.
Next, Kokoro!
Yes!
Kokoro,
what is your character?
I'm looking forward to it.
Kokoro,
please show me!
Ashichira
Unachichira
Let's say it together!
One, two...
Escalgo
I said it!
I said it because you said it together!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I thought you'd laugh if I said "escalgo".
In the comments, you picked up all the "zerin-chan" cards, so people started calling you "benri" (convenient)
Isn't that right?
But I'm sure you all remember the title "escalgo" from the photo book.
It's gotten a lot better. I'm grateful for that.
It's like you're not saying "ketsukarugo" (asshole) but "escalgo" (asshole)
I know, right?
I'm guessing Kuro-chan is also taking off her "batagen" card.
She's been doing it for a while now.
What are you doing?
Double Kuro-chan...
I have no choice but to do it!
You're up to something!
You're up to something, aren't you?
What is it?
You're going to do something of mine again, aren't you?
Shall we do it?
Show me your seriousness!
One, two...
"Escalgo"!
"Escalgo"?
It's not working.
This is what I'm talking about!
It's working!
Rinri! Rinri!
It's not working!
And it's a different photo, so Double Kuro-chan isn't standing up.
"Escalgo"?
I'm going to break my body, so stop it!
"Escalgo"?
Stop it! It's really not working!
I'm taking it back!
If you're going to use it like that, I'm taking it back!
I'm not letting you use it like that!
I'm taking it back!
It's been a long battle today...
Take care of yourself!
So...
Let's move on to the song!
You're tired, aren't you?
It's already been 5 years, so...
Are you ready, Rinri-chan?
Yes!
Please sing for us!
Here we go!
Thank you!
This is fun!
Are you here to play?
No, it's fun but
I didn't have time to get on the crossover so
my legs hurt.
Your legs were shaking.
My legs were shaking.
I've been riding it for a long time.
Now, Belin will continue to sing
I'll be waiting!
Now, let's play
Crotate Delusion Station!
In this corner,
we will play Crotate Delusion Station
with each other!
Each of you will play one by one
and see how serious you are!
The person who plays the best
will receive 5000 points!
Everyone, let's start with me!
Here is today's Crotate Delusion Station!
This is it!
White Day! What do you want?
Ah, I see. It's almost White Day.
It's almost White Day.
I don't usually give back
most of my money on White Day
but if you give me some money,
what do you want?
Can I think about it if I can?
No, no.
Um...
I've been spinning around
and my hair was pulled back.
Your hair is a little bald.
I'm just dying!
Now, let's play!
Okay!
Ready...
Start!
What is it, Mimi?
I gave you a Valentine's Day present.
Oh, you gave me one. Thank you. It was delicious.
Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Well, I...
I'm looking forward to getting a White Day gift from you.
But I don't like giving gifts back.
Hello.
Well, if I say what I want from you, will you think about it?
Well, if it's something you can give me back, why don't you say it?
I, Kuro-chan...
want love!
Love?
What kind of love do you want?
A big one!
A big one?
Okay, I'll give you a big one like this bear.
Mimi, come here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Give me one more!
Shut up!
Shut up, Merlin-chan!
Merlin-chan!
I can't stand you!
I said love!
I thought you'd hug me.
I couldn't look at you!
Stop it! It's too much!
I'm sorry.
I couldn't look at you.
I thought you couldn't look at me for the last hour and a half.
I was nervous.
Okay, next is Shirizawa-chan.
Can you do it? Is it okay?
Yes!
Oh, I got Kuro-chan today.
Do you want to do it with Mamorun?
I'll do it with you.
I don't care about you.
This is a little different.
It's bumpy!
Mamorun won't give it up.
Mamorun, do you want to do it with me?
I'll give you one.
I don't know why you're giving me one.
Are you ready, Kurosawa-san?
Yes.
Let's do it with Kurosawa-san.
Ready...
Start!
Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you for the other day.
Thank you.
Last time...
We gave you a drink as a gift, right?
It's already open.
Can you drink it for me?
Let's go right now.
I want to go.
Let's get out of here.
No, no.
It's just a drunken conversation.
What do you want to do?
What do you want me to do?
Let's use a chaser.
It's all water.
It's not water, is it?
It's water.
The color is different.
It's not white.
It's colored water.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't let you continue.
Let's go into work mode for a little longer.
I understand.
Director, I'm sorry.
I was just a little drunken.
You just wanted to come and drink.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Based on what you just said, let's do it.
Let's do it with Kokoro-san.
Yes.
Protect it. Get ready, start!
- Mamoru-san, I gave you some chocolate for Valentine's Day. How did you get the chocolate that goes well with alcohol? - It was there, I almost ate it in a second! - Yeah, really? - Yes, after all, you'd feel more at ease with Kokoronne-san than with Shirizawa-chan, right? - Yeah, but I ended up eating the chocolate that went well with the alcohol that Shirizawa-chan gave me! - fault!
I'm in a bit of a mood! -That's right!
But, after all, we've been drinking a lot, just the two of us. -That's right!
Today, for the last time, I thought it was a special, splendid bamboo shoot that I had to protect! -Oh, there it is!
But, but, wait, but wait! -not yet? -But today, to commemorate the release of Princess Berry on March 27th, I want to take a look at Mamoru's splendid escargot for the first time! -Escargot! My escargot, wait a minute! -Yeah!
Oooh, I, I, Escal!
It's no good because it's going to affect the reception, it's going to affect the reception, I can't broadcast this, this can't be done, -End! -No, I won't let it air, I don't want this anymore, I don't want it anymore, -Oh, thank you Princess Berry! -Yes, Escargot is no longer that topic, so -Crossan can have a new topic!
Escargot, escargot, - Escargot is out! -Really, what do you mean, really!
You think it's okay to show it now, right now! -No no no! -Then, shall we leave Escargot? -It's a hot word today, sorry, Princess Berry.
Well, the three of us are done. I have to decide between these, right?
Yes.
Understood.
Now, this time, Moe Association has won 4,000 points.
And the winner is...
Kokoro!
Yay!
Congratulations!
Erihime, Escar and I will definitely buy it! Thank you so much!
Thank you for buying it for us!
She suddenly became a salesperson!
It's important.
We will definitely buy it for you!
Thank you so much! We'll be waiting for you!
Thank you so much!
No, no, you're not the one who bought it for us!
No...
The story really came together well!
That's true, that's true!
Yeah, this sister...
Yay!
Yeah...
How is it?
Eh, Kurosa-san, how is it?
How is it?
It's like...
It was really fun!
Of course it was!
It looked like you had fun!
Yeah!
I can't believe you and Sirizawa-chan came up with this story!
Yeah!
I will never forget this day!
No, no, no!
You said it as a commemoration!
No, really!
What's up with "Kurosuta Commemoration Day"?!
It's not "Kurosuta Commemoration Day" that we came up with!
No, but...
It's nice, isn't it?
It's like...
I wasn't able to fantasize much today!
That's true!
There's a comment saying "Kuro-chan, you're not fantasizing, are you?"
Escargot wins!
Escargot is a popular word!
What are you talking about?!
Yeah, "Escargot"...
And it's written in English!
That's true!
No, it's nice!
There's also a comment saying "Friday Moto is back!"
That's good, isn't it?
I mean...
It's almost five years...
But there are still people who watch us properly!
Yeah, there are fans!
That's right!
There are comments like "Who won how many times?" or "Who won how many times with this?"
Wow!
A lot of people are watching us!
That's right!
So we're watching you guys grow up!
I hope you guys have fun and work hard to grow up!
Let's work hard and fantasize!
Oh!
I'm sorry!
I didn't see Akane-chan's comment much...
Oh, there was a comment, Akane-chan!
Kanne is Shijimi's swimsuit,
Nishizawa is Tsubugai's swimsuit,
and Akane is Escargot's swimsuit!
I don't know what you're talking about...
Are you happy about it?
Of course I'm happy!
It was Escargot's swimsuit!
It's not a big deal!
It's not a big deal...
Compared to Shijimi and Tsubugai...
You might be happy about it!
Yeah!
Maybe it's the wrong feeling...
I'm happy!
Okay, everyone! Let's do the last race!
Okay!
Yamaguchi and Shimonoseki!
This is the 12th race!
Okay, starting from first place...
Minoru Tado!
Fukuoka, 56 years old!
A-1 2013 prize money is...
22,113,000 yen!
Second place, Yukiya Harada!
48 years old!
A-1 Nagasaki branch!
2013 prize money is...
64,442,314 yen!
Third place, Ken Yasukouchi!
28 years old!
A-2 Saga branch!
2023 prize money is...
2,678,4200 yen!
Fourth place, Tatsuya Nakamura!
36 years old!
A-2 Nagasaki branch!
2023 prize money is...
2,053,600 yen!
Fifth place, Terada Sho!
45 years old!
A-1 Yamaguchi branch!
2023 prize money is...
6,147,5000 yen!
Sixth place, Kenta Arakawa!
43 years old!
A-2 Mie branch!
2023 prize money is...
2,666,5000 yen!
Sixth place, Sado!
Are you listening?
Sounds like fun!
That's too much!
That's fun!
Please listen carefully!
Please explain the next point!
Here it is!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Please pay attention!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Here it is!
It's a book!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Please pay attention!
Pay attention to the start timing!
What does it mean?
It's not an opera!
It's an opera!
Please explain it in board language!
The start timing is just to the right of the name of the racer.
There are three lines, but the one at the bottom is 0.x.
The start of a board race is...
the moment when the orange clock indicates zero.
The start timing is how many seconds later you passed the starting line.
What you see is the average.
The average of how many hundredths of a second you passed the starting line.
The smaller the number, the better you are at starting.
As you saw earlier, there are numbers like "f", "0", and "1".
"f" is the number of times you started before "0".
"l" is the number of times you started more than one second later than "0".
Both of these penalties are very heavy.
There are many penalties like this, but...
if you do it twice in a row, you will be punished.
Even if you do it twice in a row, you will be punished.
As Belly said earlier...
"f" is...
"f" is Kouji's "f" is "1".
Kouji...
can make a guess that you will be a little careful at the start.
Please make sure you check it out.
Thank you.
This is the third round of "Guess the Commercial".
Three of you, please make a cute commercial.
It's almost time for the firework festival!
Let's light up the firecrackers.
Let's give flowers to peach blossoms.
Let's go to Koninbayashi.
Today is a fun firework festival.
Here's the commercial!
What's going on?
Now, Berry-chan! Please sing us a song!
With all my strength
I'll run with all my strength
Yay!
Kawaii!
What a luxury!
Thank you very much.
Now, let's guess.
Are we doing it?
Yes, let's do it.
Everyone, please write down your guesses.
Now, it's time for "Guessing chance"!
If you choose your favorite position from the many points you have and choose the race with the best ranking, you will receive 3,000 points.
Currently, No. 1 is Kokoro.
No. 2 is Yumimi.
And No. 3 is Shizawa-chan.
So, please choose your favorite position from No. 1 Kokoro and No. 10 Shizawa-chan.
Wow!
Then, I'll choose No. 1 Tadoh Minoru!
Yes!
For No. 1 Yumimi...
Then, I'll choose No. 5 Terada Shou.
Wow!
I'll choose No. 5 Shizawa-chan.
I'll choose No. 2 Harada.
Yes!
Kawaii!
Now, what will happen?
First of all, everyone, please guess the race of the teleboat.
You can vote easily from your smartphone or computer.
Then, let's see the odds.
Here are the top 10.
No. 1 and 2 are the most popular and No. 8 is the most popular.
Yes, it is.
Then, it's No. 1 and 2 and 5.
Even No. 5 is attracting attention.
Now, it's three minutes left.
Yes!
Then, Mr. Kurosuda, who will attract attention?
Yes, first of all, it's the championship race, so it's a race to decide the champion of this series.
Obviously, No. 1, No. 2 and No. 5 are the strongest here.
They are all S.G. winners.
In this race, Terada is a local person, so I'll try to catch up with Terada.
I see.
I see. Two "go"s, fixed. Yes, "go"s like that are strong. Yes, thank you very much.
Now, Okabe-san, please.
As I thought, I'm going to pay attention to "a" "one" player.
"one" "two" "go" "mox"
I think I can definitely do it with this, but...
If it's not a big deal, I'd like to see Terada-san of "go" "fixed" enter, but...
I'd like to try "one" "two" "san" in terms of insurance.
Thank you very much. I think it's good.
It's two minutes before the end of the race.
This is the last prediction.
If you look around you, this will be your last prediction.
I want to get it right!
So, "a" "one" "san" and "Yumemi" will be very important predictions.
Yes, I'm serious.
Hey, I'm not asking you!
I'm just playing around.
I'm sure you've been playing around.
You get impatient about two minutes before the end of the race, don't you?
Oh, look! She's getting angry!
It's one minute and thirty seconds before the end of the race.
Akane-san is getting angry!
I did it!
Yes, Kokoro-onee-san, you did it!
I also narrowed it down a little and increased the points.
"one" "equals" "two" "three" "four" "five"
And Terada-san of "go" "fixed" is also strong, so I put in "one" "five" "two" as well.
If I don't get it right like this, I'm in trouble! Please!
Now, let's go see "Yumemi"!
Yes, here it is!
I also put in "one" "two" "five" "six" like Kurin-san, and I narrowed it down a little more with "go" "fixed".
"two" "five" "six" only had "one" "hundred" left at the end, so this is probably "twenty" "two" "two" "twenty" "two" "hundred" times "one".
Yes, with this, I've used up all my points!
If you don't win "one" "five" "two", you're "zero"!
I'll do my best!
I want you to do your best!
I'll do my best as much as I want!
What do you think?
Yes, yes, let's go!
Yes, let's go!
This is bad! What should I do? I can't do it anymore!
Now, are you disqualified? Disqualified!
Well, for now, Silica-chan is in third place, but she's been narrowed down.
"two" "hundred" "points" each?
"two" "hundred" "points"
Yes, "two" "hundred" "points" each.
Yes, I'll put in "two" "hundred" "points" each.
So, "two" "hundred" "points" in total, right?
Yes, "two" "hundred" "points"
Ta-dah! I won a lot!
How about you, Kuro-chan?
I've been betting on you for a while now!
No, it's only now.
For a while now?
Akane-chan, is it really only now?
I've been betting on you for a while now, really!
You didn't call me at all, so I was a little bored!
Is it true? Isn't it a lie?
It's not a lie! I've never lied to you, Akane-chan!
Can I say it?
I've only lied to you before.
Your face is disgusted!
Can I say it?
Please say it! Yes, please say it!
I wonder how you'll say it...
Why are you spreading lies?
Why do you say I'm annoying? Just looking at you scares me!
"one" "two" "two" "one" "one" "one"
"five" "one" "two" "five" "two" "one" "one"
I'll give you ten points!
I'll give you five thousand points, Akane-chan!
[cough]
Who coughed?
[laughter]
Yumemi coughed!
I'm sorry!
I'm not going to do anything stupid at this festival!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I've already told the members!
I'm sorry!
Akane-chan!
I've already lost fifteen thousand and eight thousand, but I'm betting on you!
[laughter]
I'm betting on you!
You're aiming for it, aren't you?
I'm aiming for it!
Akane-chan, I'm going to have you do an "M-shaped breast volleyball"!
"M-shaped breast volleyball"?
Yes!
That sounds dangerous!
[laughter]
That sounds dangerous!
No, wait a minute!
It's about time I hit a "marshmallow"!
After all, Akane-chan hit a "marshmallow" and this...
What do you call it?
This "knock-knock-chan-box" thing started, so...
Is it the origin?
Yes, it's the origin!
Really!
It's not that good of a thing, but...
It's not a good thing, but...
That's how it started, right?
No, it's true!
I'm going to do my best, so Akane-chan, you can look forward to it!
Think about the "M-shaped breast volleyball" for a bit!
I'll think about it for a bit.
M-shaped boobs
I'll think about it for a bit.
Think about it for a bit.
Akane-chan, think about it for a bit.
You're so kind.
Don't overdo it, okay?
I'm talking in a low voice.
Don't call me like that!
Why?!
I want to get it right!
Only Berin-chan got it right today!
The rest of the crew didn't get it right at all!
That's true!
I want it!
It's not good at all!
Seriously!
I want it!
The last one!
That's true!
There might be more next week!
It's not good.
If I don't get it right now, I'll be really surprised.
We might be surprised, too.
We might get zero points.
No, no!
You're getting carried away!
I want it!
I'm counting on you!
Can I get it?
Can you get it for me?
I'm counting on you, Tado-san!
You can do it!
Run, Tado-san!
Yes!
Run, Tado-san!
Run, run, run!
One, two, three!
It's so hot.
It's 1, 2, 3.
It's popular.
It may be 1, 3.
Why?
It's working.
It's 3, 2.
3, 2?
What?
It's still working.
It's amazing.
It's working.
I want it to work.
It's working.
It's close.
It's working.
It's amazing.
If 1 and 3 play against each other, 2 will be...
Of course.
Tadoh is good at everything.
It's a closed point.
You don't have to write it down.
Please report it to me.
I know it.
I know it because it's a numerical system.
Oh, no.
What?
Is it a draw?
Oh, no.
It's weird that everyone is happy about it.
Where is it?
No way.
The result is 1-3-2.
Junjun.
It was a tie!
It's a tie!
It's terrible!
It's all over the place!
No matter how popular the response is,
one turn was 430 yen and
one turn was 120 yen.
So, here are
the points of the current race result.
Everyone is off.
It's a pity!
Yume got zero points.
It's a pity!
The studio also
It's a pity!
And,
although it's a one-time prediction chance,
the one who chose the best race
is Kokoro!
She got 3,000 points!
Congratulations!
Okay.
Everyone is off this time,
but we don't have much time,
so we'll play a penalty game.
No, we won't!
It's voting time!
Vote for the best crew today
and their voting rate will be multiplied by 100 points.
Let's start voting!
The voting time is about one minute from now.
Let's start!
Viewers,
please touch the crew you think
has grown the most today
on the screen below and vote!
We look forward to it!
Yume, please say a word to the viewers!
I, Kuro-chan,
will grow up from now on!
I've grown up!
No!
Now, Shilda-chan!
Huh?
How many points do I have left?
200 points?
Oh, no!
Viewers, please vote for me!
Well, you're in 3rd place, but it's okay.
Now, Kokoro-san!
I haven't been doing so well lately,
but thank you for voting for me last time!
Please vote for me this time, too!
Now,
viewers, please touch the crew you think
has grown the most today!
Now, what will happen?
I've grown up a lot!
Please vote for me!
I can't use it anymore!
My pants are off!
Seriously!
Please!
Now, that's it for voting!
We're collecting the results!
Now,
Kurosa-san, who do you think has grown the most?
Today?
But it's rare for you to not get this many votes, isn't it, crew-chan?
Yeah, but I think it's hard to get all of them.
Yeah, but you're doing really well.
No, no, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Huh?
Maybe it's Akane-chan's fault
that you didn't get all of them!
Yeah!
Because you didn't do a lot for everyone!
I did it for everyone!
Didn't you do it?
Yeah, I did a lot of things like
"dugdowns" and stuff like that.
You only did "dugdowns", didn't you?
You didn't do "dungeons" or anything like that.
I did it for everyone!
Now, here's the result of the most voted crew-chan who has grown the most today!
Yumemi got 42.2%!
Yay!
Ah, Kuro-chan's also growing!
Okay, can you make it easier for her, baby-chan?
Okay!
You're getting a lot of votes, aren't you?
I'm glad! Thank you very much!
I think it's all thanks to Berin-hime's escargot!
I'll buy it for real! Thank you very much!
I'll buy it for real!
Everyone's using escargot too much!
Even in the comments, everyone's saying "it's an escargot's "k"!"
"k"! "k"!
What do you think escargot is?
Did you all get it right? Was it escargot?
What do you think escargot is?
Did you all get it right?
Now, let's see the results of the social media like-only exam!
The one with the most likes on her post will win 3000 points!
Now, can you tell us how many likes Yumemi got?
Wait a minute!
This one!
I want to win it!
I got...
92 likes!
92?!
Now, how about you, Shiritawa-chan?
I got 158!
158!
Now, Kokoro-neesan!
I got 100 for the first time!
I got 105!
105?!
I'm so happy!
So, the like-only exam
has Shiritawa-chan getting the most likes and 3000 points!
So, the like-only exam has Shiritawa-chan getting the most likes and 3000 points!
I'm so happy!
Now, can you tell us how much like-only points you got?
It's not over yet, so hang in there!
Yeah, we still have a chance.
And now, we have an announcement from Boat Race.
Midnight Boat Race, held this month as well.
Boat Race Wakamatsu will be held in March.
For that excitement, Odd Taxi's collaboration campaign "Odd Night Boat Race"
will be held from March 1st to March 7th for a limited time only.
Odd Taxi Collaboration's acrylic stands and blankets
and other luxurious prizes will be selected.
This month, the acrylic stand for presents will be held in Shirakawa.
The campaign will be held for a limited time only,
so please check it out and apply!
And next week's Okuro-chan and Kuroo-chan are joined by
Nene-maru, Harpis-nyan, and Sara-chan.
Our guest, Horimi-ona, will be joining us.
And every Saturday afternoon at 2:30 p.m.,
Naminori-zensoku's brain-turn, Kokoriko Endo-san and Nishimura Honoka-san
will welcome special guests and try various missions.
Tomorrow, former AKB48 member Nozomi Kawasaki's husband Alexander-san will join us.
Please check it out!
And finally, after this broadcast, from 9 p.m. onward,
we will broadcast "Kuro-chan and Kuroo-chan's Midnight Space"
on "Adult Boat Race" program.
Please continue watching "Boat Race" channel!
And viewers, please write a lot of questions for Kuroo- chan and Kuroo-chan in the comments!
Please look forward to the scenes where Kuroo-chan and Kuroo-chan will answer any of the questions!
Now, Kuroo-chan and Kuroo-chan,
after this, it will be "Adult Midnight Space,"
but please tell us how you feel about it one by one!
First, Yume-ni!
Okay!
I want to stretch out a lot at night and do my best.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
No, no, she's saying it unconsciously, so unconsciously!
Now, Shirida-chan!
Well, it was zero, so I'd like to get "Midnight" at least!
"Midnight" is strong, isn't it, Shirida-chan?
Yes, I'll do my best!
Now, Kokoro-chan!
Yes, mine was also zero, but I'll get it next time,
so please guess with me!
Okay!
Now, Beryn-chan, after this,
there will be "Adult Midnight Boat" program,
do you like it?
Yes! It's been a while since I've been "Midnight Escaldo" like an adult and I'd like to enjoy it!
You've become "Midnight Escaldo"!
Kurosawa-san, are you okay, by the way?
I'm still... I'm still... I still have a lot of things to do...
No, it's not like you're going to drink from now on...
Now, Akane-san!
At the end of "Adult Midnight Boat", please end it!
What?
Please end it at the end!
This... After this... At "Midnight"...
Oh, no! Why do you pretend to be like this at the end?!
Oh, no!
It's starting!
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha!
Escargot!
Escargot! It's the appearance of "Devil Escargot"!
Now, it's starting! Kuro-chan and Kuro-chan! "Adult Midnight Boat"!
With that said, it's starting!
"Adult Midnight Boat"!
It's Kuro-chan of "Boat Race Monster"!
Wow! Wow!
Now...
There was a three-minute break, wasn't there?
I put on a cape, but no one came and I put it on myself!
I'm going to introduce you.
Next, I'd like you to join this guest...
Berry-hime!
I'm the real Miss Escargot.
I'm aka Tokyo and Okabe-rin.
Nice to meet you.
Sister! Miss Escargot!
Now, Berry-hime!
You've never been to Midnight Space, have you?
Really? It's been about half a year since I've been to Midnight Space.
It's been a while since I've seen you, Kuro-chan.
Ahahahahaha!
From "Devil Escargot" to "Sorry, I'm gonna die!"
You don't look like Escargot at all!
No, no, you're right.
No, you're not.
This is art... Did you make it?
It costs 15,000 yen to make it.
This? No way!
So...
I was wondering if I should make you look like me.
But...
It costs 15,000 yen, so I don't think you can make it.
Ahahahahaha!
And...
I made this!
You made this?
But this cape...
I borrowed it.
You borrowed it?!
Yes, it costs 10,000 yen.
What?!
It's expensive! I've seen it a lot! It's really well-made!
Yes, but...
I was wondering if it was okay for you to wear a cape with a misaligned cape and pine cones sticking out of it.
But you said, "This cape costs 10,000 yen each time, so it can't be misaligned!"
So I'll do my best with that in mind!
I don't want you to misalign it. I want you to work hard for an hour.
By the way, the steak is 3,000 yen.
The steak is cheap?!
It looks like it's the most expensive!
Yes, it's cheap.
But don't talk too much and work hard for an hour!
I understand!
Now, Kurosawa-san!
Yes!
Let's have a boat race that's more detailed than before!
Thank you!
Now, it's water time!
What are you drinking?!
Don't drink at the beginning!
But it's water time...
It's not because it's water time!
What is "water time"?
I really don't know!
Sometimes you close your eyes and think you're sleeping, so don't do that!
I'm predicting it!
Deeply!
Yes!
I'm predicting it deeply!
What does "deeply predict" mean?
Don't do it seriously!
Now, it's a little bit of adult time, so let's start with the scene where they fight in a midnight boat race!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
First of all, for those of you who are wondering "what is a midnight boat race?"
The scene that Akane-chan will explain is one where Akane-chan is a little sexy!
Let's have her do it!
Please explain it in a sexy way!
I'm Akane Tokiyama, the head announcer!
Thank you for having me!
Sexy!
Now, the midnight boat race is a boat race that you can enjoy for longer than usual!
In 2024, the boat race will be held in Shimonoseki, Wakamatsu and Omura, and the number of days you can enjoy the midnight boat race has increased significantly!
In previous years, there were six races held, but this year there will be twelve races held once a month!
The time schedule is that the first race will start at 17 o'clock and the twelfth race will end between 21:30 and 22:40!
Is this going to go on like this for an hour?
Well, well...
You helped me out there!
Well, I'll have you change each one of them, so it's okay!
I'm tired...
By the way, the crew over there...
We're all here now, but wasn't Yumemi not here earlier?
Huh? Wasn't it Kinosue?
It's Kinosue.
Hey, isn't that disobeying your duty?
Huh? It's Kinosue.
If you're disobeying your duty like that...
Please close your eyes and keep your eyes closed!
Keep my eyes closed...
There it is!
By the way, could you two be siblings in this cape?
Huh?
We don't know.
We might just be siblings.
Then does that mean I'll be a devil too?
You won't be able to use it!
Hey, don't shake it like that!
Okay, Yumemi! Please introduce yourself!
Hi! I'm a tall, purple-haired, 22-year-old adult Yumiko and blue-eyed Yumi!
Yumemi!
You're all adults!
Okay, I'll be guessing again tonight! I'll do my best to be sexy!
I'm Serizawa Koto and Serizawa Marina. Please take care of me!
Serizawa Marina...
I'm Serizawa Marina!
Serizawa Marina...
And now, it's my time! I'm Snack Kokoro, Noda Kokoro! Nice to meet you!
Kurota-san is smiling!
And now, I will explain the rules of this show.
In this midnight space, there are three Kuru-chan teams, Kuro-chan and Okabe-san.
The two Kuru-chan teams will battle in the preliminary round.
And, Kuro-chan, there is a penalty game, right?
That's right! If you miss your prediction, you will use this roulette to decide the penalty game!
There are a lot of penalty games!
I will make you do a lot of extra work!
And now...
Look at this face. Berry-chan, did you forget about this face?
Huh? What's wrong? Huh?
It's because you were so busy at work...
Hey! My face is all Kuro-chan's now!
She's really tired! Hurry up and do something about it!
I wish I could make Kuro-chan a little more energetic...
That's right! Hurry up and go home!
She's so quiet...
And now, there is one more important announcement!
In the end, the losing team will be challenged to do a kiss face in paradise!
One representative of the losing team will do a kiss face in front of the camera for 30 seconds!
They will aim for a kiss face with all of the cameras, so do it with your eyes on the camera!
No matter who wins, it will be delicious for the viewers!
By the way!
The questions we received from the viewers earlier...
There are a lot of them!
We will have you answer a lot of them during the show, so please look forward to it!
And now, here is the race you will be predicting!
Tonight, there will be two Wakkanmatsu races!
By the way, in this show, there will be no Abema Points!
You will be predicting it in three rounds, and even in the highest round, you will have to score within 12 points!
Please write down your predictions for each person!
The winning team and losing team will be decided by the number of points they score!
If you both score the same points, unfortunately, the losing team will lose!
It will be a kiss face in paradise!
Abema Parties, of course!
I can't decide...
You can do it!
Let's do our best!
And now, for the first round!
Fukuoka Wakkanmatsu 11th Race!
1st Place, Tatsuma Mitsuhiro!
49 Years Old, Class A, Okayama Branch!
Winning Money of 2023, 27,941,000 Yen!
2nd Place, Kuroyanagi Hirotaka!
42 Years Old, Class A, Aichi Branch!
Winning Money of 2023, 24,319,680 Yen!
3rd Place, Ono Nobuki!
56 Years Old, Class B, Okayama Branch!
Winning Money of 2023, 12,488,093 Yen!
4th Place, Takahara Nakanishi!
50 Years Old, Class B, Fukui Branch!
Winning Money of 2023, 14,120,000 Yen!
5th Place, Miyatake Eiji!
54 Years Old, Class A, Kagawa Branch!
Winning Money of 2023, 19,126,000 Yen!
6th Place, Nishidate Ken!
39 Years Old, Class B, Tokyo Branch!
Winning Money of 2023, 14,340,000 Yen!
6 Racers above the age of 60, are you listening?
Of course we are!
Oh, sorry! I forgot to put on my earphones!
I'm sorry!
You don't look like a racer at all!
I'm wearing a headband! I'm sorry!
It's 15,000 Yen!
Make sure you don't misplace it!
I'm sorry!
Now, let's begin the race!
Both teams, please write down your predictions for the third year in a row!
Viewers, please give us your predictions as well!
Please let us know in the comments!
Now, what are the points of this race, Mr. Kurosuta?
Well, this time, Class A is only for Tatsuma, who is in 1st Place.
Tatsuma is very good at in-course racing, and he finished 1st in 2nd Place in the first half of the race.
I think Tatsuma is a good racer.
His opponents are No. 2 and No. 4.
But in the first half of the race, No. 4, Mr. Kawara, was doing a little better.
If I could add a little more points, I would add Mr. Kawara's head.
Thank you very much!
Now, let's take a look at the points as well!
Here are the top 10 points of the third year in a row!
Oh, but it looks like No. 1 and No. 4 are still popular!
No. 1 and No. 5 and No. 1 and No. 3 are still popular, but they're selling well from In-Nige.
In-Nige!
Let's see...
The comments are saying...
Berin-chan, No. 1 to No. 2 and No. 2 and No. 5!
What should we do?
No. 2 and 5 are still popular.
No. 1 is definitely No. 1.
By the way, Berin-chan...
I think No. 1 is still No. 5.
Berin-chan can buy up to 12 points, so...
Let's try to buy as many as possible.
What should I do?
But...
The first race is in Manchuria.
So you have to be careful of it.
We haven't won a single race today, have we?
I guess you're right.
The time limit is about four minutes.
Really?
Akane, is it true?
It's true. It's important information.
Don't lie to me.
It would be bad if I lied.
It's okay.
I'll do it in four minutes.
You're always doing gravure.
I don't say "it's a shame", but I have that image.
Yes, you do.
Gravure is also important.
Let's see how it goes.
Inami, can you do it?
Yes.
I did it like this.
I was curious about No. 4, Koharu, so I did it before No. 1, 4, 4, 1.
I was also curious about No. 5, Miyata, so I did it after No. 1.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
I'm full of energy.
I'll do it up to No. 4.
Let's move on to Shirida-chan.
I did No. 1, fold back No. 2, No. 4, 1, 5, 2, 4, 2, 5, 1, 4, 1, fold back No. 4, 2, 5.
I also did No. 4.
I'm curious about No. 4.
Shirida-chan, be careful of the gap between the desks.
Yes!
There is a gap between the desks.
But it's midnight.
It's midnight, so I'd like to show you around.
No, no. What kind of show is this?
So, Kokoro onee-san.
Yes, I bought them in one-handed wide and two-handed wide.
Well, I'm a little worried because players in one- handed and two-handed aren't very profitable, and on the contrary, players in four-handed and five-handed are more common, so I'm trying to see how much I can get into it.
I want to win!
Then, Okabe-san, please.
Yes, you gave me some advice, so I'll give you some advice.
Oh, which one is it?
Oh, no. No. 1, 2, and 2. I've had you go around here for a while, so I'm guessing this one.
Well, one-handed wide and one-handed wide aren't very profitable, so I don't know which one will come first.
So I made a prediction of one-handed wide, four-handed wide, and six-handed wide.
Berry-hime, I don't believe it, but you bought 14 points, didn't you?
Oh, really? Are you kidding me?
Certainly.
Oh, you're right. Oh, what should I do?
Then...
Be careful and die.
Die.
But I bought 1, 2, 5 and 1, 5, 2, so it's okay to trade.
Really? Then let's trade over there. Oh, well, you gave me some advice, but Kuro-chan...
Oh, it's a team.
It's a team.
So...
We're a team, you know.
Oh, then how about two-headed wide... Oh, but what are you doing, Kuro-chan?
This one.
I see.
Then I'll go with a different one.
I'm winning! I've never lost in a mid-night match!
Seriously. Everyone is weak.
You want to win today, don't you?
I really do.
I want to win today.
If you want to win, you can't win with just your feelings.
Berry Princess is in trouble.
Oh, it's almost time for closing?
Yes, I'll change and go with this one.
That's why it's 12...
Oh, it's not red.
Please change it.
Like this?
It's 13 points.
So I win with this one?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
It's rare.
It's rare for Berry Princess to make such a mistake.
I thought you were cute.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Kuro-chan...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yes, Kuro-chan, this is it.
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 5...
Yes, it's 1, 2, 5...
It's 1, 2, 5, right?
Yes, with this, it's 12 points.
With this, I'll have Akane, director of foreplay, do it!
Director of foreplay?
Huh? Director of foreplay?
Director of foreplay?
Do you know who director of foreplay is?
What should I do?
This is Akane-chan carrying a camera and doing a foreplay.
Director of foreplay.
It's really weird.
No, no, no.
It might be too much.
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like being a director.
Our gender is different.
Huh? You want me to be a director?
Director of foreplay.
If you're wearing pants, it's hard for women.
Well, director of foreplay is like that, you know?
It is like that!
Even if you say it out loud...
Yes, this is director of foreplay.
Director of foreplay is like that.
No, no, I want to help you with this.
I don't like it.
No, I think it's nudist beach.
Nudist beach?
Nudist beach is...
I don't like it.
You just stand naked and lie down like this.
Standing naked is weird.
Standing naked is...
Nudist beach doesn't have people wearing clothes, you know?
Let me wear it, please.
No, I mean, it's weird for people wearing clothes at nudist beach, you know?
But I don't really look at it.
Really?
I don't really look at it.
Really?
Well, well, Akane-chan, please help me with "devil party".
It's scary. It's like you can do anything with a devil.
It's scary.
I won't do it.
No, but really...
I won't do it, right?
Ah, but I don't think you can do it at all, so I think you need more support, Akane-chan.
Akane-san, please cheer up a little.
It's been a while since we did a "dutch" song.
Hey, don't give Akane-san too much credit!
Is there no time for that?
Here I go!
"Kuru-chan", "midnight", "boat" is what I want you to guess!
"dutch"'s...
There it is!
Akane-chan's "akane"!
Thank you!
It's "akane", "akane".
It's not "okane", it's "akane".
It's not "okane".
Kurosuda-sensei is doing well without anyone knowing, you know?
He's keeping up with the score.
Wait a minute! How many questions is that, Kurosuda-san?
You're still in second place.
Really?!
Really!
I can't believe it!
You'll be in second place soon, though.
By the way, Kurosuda-san, you didn't eat lunch today, did you?
You're not going to be my snack today, are you?
Wow, he's angry!
Kurosuda-san would be angry if you didn't eat lunch!
He'd be my snack, but he wouldn't eat anything else.
Kurosuda-san would bring his lunch home and eat it with alcohol.
That's too bad.
That's right, Matsuda-san would talk about it in meetings.
He'd talk about lunch in meetings.
When I came out, he was talking about his snack a lot, so I thought, "Is he going to eat his snack today?"
No, no, no!
That's why!
Two weeks in a row or three weeks in a row, he ate his snack before you came.
Oh, I see!
That's right!
I thought you were going to eat it today, but you didn't eat it.
I'm surprised!
I didn't eat it.
It was a pretty full lunch.
Like hamburgers and stuff like that.
Oh, no!
It's three!
He did it!
Let's say he had three.
Oh, no!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, no!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Four is really good, isn't it?
Yeah, in terms of cooking.
That's right.
Oh, no!
So funny!
The next one is 2.
The top one is fine.
The left one is fine.
The right one is fine.
The top one is fine.
OK.
Wait.
The first one is 1.
The second one is 2.
Is there a second one?
The second one is...
Is there a second one?
There is.
The first one is...
The second one is...
The third one is...
The fourth one is...
Is there a fourth one?
There is.
It's not a chestnut!
It's not a chestnut.
I saw a chestnut.
It's not a chestnut.
It's a berry princess!
It's a berry princess.
Go, Rin.
One, four...two?
Two!
Wow, two!
We did it!
Shikuno doesn't have 4.
She has 3 4's!
The result is 142!
We did it!
That's weird!
Congratulations!
We did it!
Yumemi was in charge of this, right?
It's all of you!
Unfortunately, Kurochan's team is out!
However!
Actually!
I forgot to say it!
Kurosuta's team is also out!
Kurosuta's team is out!
We won!
Actually, I didn't know!
That's not fair!
I didn't know!
Kurosuta's team is out!
Why?
I didn't know!
Now!
Here is the actual result!
Kurosuta's team is out!
I didn't know!
The actual prize is 990 yen!
The result is!
We did it!
It's dangerous!
We did it!
It's weird!
Kurochan's team has 3 people!
Kurosuta's team has 2 people!
It's weird!
It's not fair!
Kurosuta's team is out!
I didn't know!
I was hiding my horns!
It's weird!
I hate Mamoru!
I will take you with me!
Thank you, Kurochan!
I will follow you!
You are like a devil!
Please explain the race!
Is it for real?
It's funny!
Kawara is in a good mood!
The start is decided and we will attack!
Tatsuma is also good!
There are no numbers, but I think it's decided!
Kawara is attacking and running away!
No. 3 Terrasse is difficult!
No. 2 Berinchan is difficult!
No. 3 and No. 5 are difficult!
No. 3 and No. 6 are difficult!
No. 3 and No. 5 are difficult!
No. 3 and No. 6 are difficult!
Kuroemegi is an A class racer, so I think he had an advantage in judging.
It doesn't matter what you wear!
Everyone did their best!
I think everyone did their best!
But rules are rules, so I'm sorry!
By the way, everyone got it right, so I usually don't spin the roulette, but I want you to spin it once with a devil's power!
Devil's power!
Do you want me to do it?
Anything is possible!
By the way, do you have any good tools?
I don't like any of them!
All right, do your best!
If you don't do it, I'll make you do it!
Don't do it!
Then I'll do it!
Kurochan roulette, start!
Now, where will it be? Where will it be? Where will it be?
Net news!
Net news?
Now, the punishment game has been decided on the net news.
I'd like you to battle from here.
Net news, this news is...
I'd like you to battle for your own story or topic that could become net news.
Here, when someone's name comes up, it's an initial talk documentary,
so it can be "k" or "o" or "a".
I'd like you to talk about it.
First, let's go with Yumen.
Okay.
Can I say anything?
Anyone is fine.
Kurochan roulette, start!
The first time I became net news in my life
was as soon as I joined APUGA. It was COVID-19.
Oh, I see.
COVID-19 was still rare and it became net news.
That was the first time in my life that it became net news.
Actually, from then until now, it's been COVID-19 twice.
I've experienced three COVID-19s in total.
Three COVID-19s?
There aren't many people who have had three COVID-19s.
So I think it will definitely become net news.
Are there people who have had three COVID-19s?
Oh, and I'm sorry, but have you ever heard of "three COVID-19s"?
That's the first time I've heard of it.
Three COVID-19s?
Oh, that must have been hard.
When you become a member of a group or an idol group,
everyone says it's dangerous because it happens a lot.
But even so, it's amazing.
I'm sure there were times when there were a lot of people.
It can't be helped.
Okay.
Well, it might be a word you don't know very well called "three COVID-19s".
But I heard you were really careful.
Yes.
I'm careful.
Otherwise you'll be in trouble.
I don't like the name.
Yes, please be careful.
Yes, I will be careful.
Yes, then let's move on to Shirizawa-chan.
The one who will become net news, please.
Kuro-chan and Fever, start!
Well...
I said this in a story that might become net news quite a while ago.
You did.
When I took a bath, I got drunk and took a bath in my clothes on.
What?!
Yes.
Actually, I did it again recently.
What?! Why?!
I got drunk and took a bath in my clothes on.
I slept in the bath for about an hour or two.
That's dangerous.
It's a dangerous story.
It's dangerous because it's net news.
Everyone, please be careful.
Why?
Was your wallet and cell phone okay?
Was it okay?
It was okay.
But when I got home and took a bath, I think I probably took a bath without taking off my clothes.
Why?!
Why do you like that kind of story?
Story?!
It's not a story!
When you get drunk, you probably go "bam!"
You go "bam!"
This is dangerous!
You probably forget to take off your clothes.
Beri-chan, what do you think about this?
You didn't take a bath, you just turned on the water heater and took a bath, right?
You didn't turn on the water heater and just took a bath, right?
No, I didn't turn on the water heater and just took a bath.
What?!
It's dangerous!
It's really dangerous!
It's really dangerous.
Everyone, please be careful.
No, no.
Chirizawa-chan, please be careful.
Everyone, it's okay.
I'll be careful.
Chirizawa-chan didn't go into the bath naked.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
That's good.
Next up is Kokoro-onee-san.
Let's talk about something that could be big news.
Please, Kuro-chan and Fever, start!
Since I started this job and even since I started singing, I've been going to a 690-yen haircut shop for a while.
690-yen haircut?!
Isn't it 1,000-yen haircut?
Yes, it's actually 1,000-yen haircut and there's a 980-yen haircut shop.
It's only open on weekdays.
For example, between 12 and 2 in the afternoon, these two hours are really cheap and you can get a 690-yen or 680-yen haircut.
It's usually only grandparents who live in that area who come.
I went there and got a 690-yen haircut until recently.
You're making money!
Wow!
But hair is long and you probably spend 10,000 or 20,000 yen on it once or twice, right?
I don't think you need it.
It's not weird at all, right?
It's fine, right?
If you don't need it, you can just tell me and Kuro- chan and Fever that you spent it together.
It's 0-yen anyway.
That's true.
I think I knew it when I was born.
You knew it?!
I didn't know you were going to such a cheap place like that!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
Let's accept it!
Well, it's not like "let's accept it" but everyone was correct, so it didn't matter.
That's true! That's true!
It's the devil's justice! It's the devil's justice!
It's because you're a good night, right?
That's right!
Now, Akane-chan, please proceed.
Ah!
Yes!
Ah, I see!
I'm sorry about that.
There was more of this.
What is it?
There was a place where you got a haircut earlier, right?
Yes!
Now, shall we have everyone answer the question we asked for?
Yes, what is it?
Wait a minute. There's a lot of things.
Then, shall we go with this one for today?
What is your favorite color today?
Today's... What do you mean?
Today's favorite color.
There wasn't a color last time.
Today's favorite color.
I don't like saying it myself, but...
I didn't like the color of my underwear, but...
What do you mean by "today's color"?
Today's favorite color.
Today's favorite color?
Yes!
I'm just asking you about your favorite color today.
Really?
Yes!
It's really simple. It doesn't feel evil at all.
Is that so?
By the way, what is your favorite color today, Berry-chan?
Berry-chan...
I'm wearing red today, so it's red.
Red! Ah, you like red!
Red in the forest! Wine red! That's nice!
Why is it burning?
Why? What is this?
Red, right? Red, right?
Am I red?
That's right.
Then, I understand.
Then, shall we ask Yumemi?
Yumemi, what is your favorite color today?
What color is it?
The underwear I'm wearing right now is pink, so it's pink.
Pink! Ah, that's nice!
Pink can make you happy, but it can also make you greedy.
Thank you very much!
Next up is Shirizawa-chan!
Today, I'm wearing black most of the time...
That's right!
I'm wearing black, so it's black!
Ah, that's nice! Black!
Yes!
Maybe you're not wearing black!
Yes!
What are you talking about?
Your blackness is like...
No, it's not like that!
Your blackness is like...
What are you excited about?
It's decided! It's decided!
It's not a toilet, so please be careful!
Okay!
Then, Kokoro-nee-san!
What is your favorite color today?
Today, I'm wearing white all over my body,
so I thought white and...
As I thought, it's escargot color!
She said escargot color!
I don't like escargot color!
Escargot color?
It's a color I don't know anymore!
What color is it?
Okay!
Ah!
While everyone is talking about their favorite color,
someone said "Me too!"
Takane-chan!
I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
Takane-chan, what is your favorite color today?
Today, I'm wearing pink and black,
but I like white!
You like white?!
White!
That's nice!
It's a color you want to be dyed by that person!
That's right!
No, wait, wait!
Don't try to end the conversation quickly!
I'm getting lazy!
I don't have time to go to the race, so I'll go!
I see!
The one who will participate in the 12th race is...
Let's start the race.
Please write your predictions for both teams in three years.
Viewers, please also give us your predictions and advice.
Please let us know more and more.
I'm scared. I'm broken.
Mr. Chorosta, what is the point of this race?
Yes, this is called the dream race.
Six main characters of this series will participate in the race.
And Takanobu Tamura, who is in first place, has a good track record.
In any case, Takanobu Tamura is in first place.
However, Takeda, who is in third place, has a good motor.
So, Takenobu Tamura is in first place from 1331.
Thank you very much.
The time limit is 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
Let's take a look at the odds.
Here it is.
Odds?
As Mr. Kurosuzu said, Takeda is in first place from 1331.
By the way, Mr. Unno, who is in second place, was in "Kuro-chan Girls" in 2022.
So, please don't forget about him.
No, it's not like you're wrong.
Look, Mr. Unno is here.
Mr. Unno, look.
It's you, Mr. Unno.
It's you, Mr. Unno, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Here it is.
Yes, Mr. Unno.
Here it is.
He is in ninth place.
It's Hiroshima, but it's "Kuro-chan Girls".
So, Mr. Unno, please pay attention to him.
There are various scenes.
He updates every two years.
So, girls, please do your best to participate in this series.
Yes, let's cheer for them.
Now, Ms. Kokkoro will go.
Okay.
I bought a box of "one, two, three" because I'm good at it.
And "one" equals "three".
I see.
And I'm holding down "four, five, six" because the players outside are strong, too.
Like this.
Wow.
Hit it.
Okay.
How about others?
Oh, it's me! It's me!
I have too much to do and haven't been able to buy anything yet.
It's 10,000 yen. I'm sorry.
This is Hachio. I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Okay, Shirito-chan, let's go.
1, 3, 1, fold, 3, 2, 4, 5, 1, fold, 4, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 4.
I bought it.
4, you have it up to your head, right?
Yes.
Okay, then Yumemi will go.
Here it is. Ta-dah!
I bought it as a whole, focusing on three heads.
She wants to hit it with her head.
Three heads sounds interesting.
She's aiming for an angle.
Okame-san, your turn.
I used a watch as a reference and put it in a box of three or four heads.
I have one more left.
Like this?
As expected of Princess Bellin.
Is it Kura-chan's turn now?
Leave it to me.
Kura-chan, you have about one minute left.
I've already bought it.
I've been buying it for a while now.
Are you okay? Your eyebrows are cut off.
What?
Hang in there. Your eyebrows aren't cut off.
They're not cut off!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Let me buy it on the teleport!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
What was it again?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What kind of time is this?
I'm sorry!
30 seconds.
30 seconds?
Yes, it's okay.
A little more.
Are you okay, Kura-chan?
There was too much money.
I'm sorry! I made a mistake!
I bought it! I bought it!
You bought it properly!
Of course! I've been buying it on the teleport for a while now!
Excellent!
Of course!
I won't lose!
I don't know why I can't put it here!
Really!
This time, I bought a ship ticket that would make me have a dream.
If Kura-chan Girls aren't in it, it won't be fun!
With that said, I also put Kura-chan Girls in it!
Yes, one, two, three.
And two, three, three, two, three.
Here are the 12 points... 12 tickets!
Yes!
I want luck to come!
Properly!
With that, I'll take Manchuria and use my devilish power to make you do an "m" firework!
Akkane-chan!
"m" firework...
"m" firework... I don't know, but if I get it, I'll do it!
Okay!
You'll do it no matter what you get, right?
I'm saying that because I don't think I'll get it.
Yes!
That's right.
I don't think it'll come, but...
It's okay.
Also, "m" firework doesn't ring a bell at all, but...
I'll do it! If I get it!
I'll say it again, but "m" firework doesn't ring a bell at all!
Oh, that's how it is.
But it's Manchuria, not Manchuria.
If you get it, it doesn't matter.
Thank you!
Did you just say "if you get it"?
Yes, I did.
Really...
There's only enemies here...
I just made a little mistake...
It's a live broadcast, so you're all listening, right?
That's right...
That's right, but...
I made a mistake...
There's a comment!
Akane-chan, it's your turn!
I don't know why there are comments like that!
What do you mean?
My turn?
There's also a comment saying "M-shaped bridge"
Oh!
It looks difficult...
It's difficult!
Let's try it!
Let's not try it!
It's nice, "devil power"!
But if the crew wins, "kiss" is paradise!
We have to do it!
Yay!
"devil power" won't lose!
I can't let you do that!
Please protect me!
I'll protect you!
Really!
"photobook" will be released on March 27th!
I'm looking forward to it!
Will it be released?
I'll do my best!
Number four is painting number six...
Oh, it's "m-shaped bridge"!
M-shaped bridge
Well, well, well...
If the crew won all of them, it would have been scary!
It would have been a huge reversal!
They should have won at the main line!
"M-shaped bridge" said "M-shaped bridge"!
It's a mess!
There are so many negative comments!
It's sad!
I told you, didn't I?
I'm on your side, but you said it!
If you are on my side, you shouldn't say it!
It would have been better if you didn't say it!
Oh, you didn't say it at the back!
It's all black now!
What's going to happen?
Oh, it's up there!
"M-shaped bridge"?
It's "M-shaped bridge"!
"M-shaped bridge"?
It's "m-shaped bridge", but...
"M-shaped bridge"?
"M-shaped bridge" is still black.
It is?
"M-shaped bridge" is still black.
If you win, I'll be the owner of this place.
- Really? - Yes, I will.
Let me get out of here first.
Oh, number 4 has come.
Oh, I don't know yet.
Can you move away a little? I'm counting on you!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
Monkey Town!
They're having a serious conversation. Are you OK?
- It's amazing. - I knew it!
The locals are strong!
Oh, no. I was looking at something else.
- I was looking at something else. - You're looking at the sea.
- No, I'm looking at the locals. - You're looking at the locals.
- Yes.
I was looking at something else, too.
Hidaka's team has come.
- 770.3 points. - It's 770 times higher.
- It's girls' girls, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It's girls' girls. - It's girls' girls.
It's really cool!
- It's amazing! - I want to win something like this!
- I wanted to win it. - 700!
I wanted to win it.
It's girls' girls.
It's amazing! I even put up this board, so do it properly!
- I prepared it. - Really!
- It's 253. - It's 253.
- It's confirmed. - It's crazy!
Unfortunately, Kuru-chan's team is out of the game.
And Kuru-chan's team is out of the game, too.
Oh, no.
No one had it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Let me go!
That was a ridiculous answer.
Oh, no!
Kiretta No. 2 won 10,620 yen.
Sanetta No. 2 won 77,030 yen.
As a result of this race, both teams won 70,000 yen in total.
Both teams got penalties and are now tied at one to one.
As a result of this midnight space draw, Kuru-chan's team is the winner!
Kiretta No. 2 won 10,620 yen.
You're weak.
As a result of this, Kuru-chan's team lost and will go to Kisugao Paradise.
Now, what will you do?
One representative will do it.
Who will you choose?
Oh, no.
Drunk members are self-destructing on their own...
They are closer to each other than we expected...
But it's a program that makes predictions, so...
I want you to work hard.
Now, who will enter?
- Shut up! - Rock, paper, scissors?
- Rock, paper, scissors?
- The winner! - The winner!
- Yes!
- You can take it off. - Rock, paper, scissors!
- I won! - Oh, you won!
- Oh, no! - What does that mean?
- I'll give you the prize. Rock, paper, scissors!
- Shirizawa-chan! - Thank you!
- Shirizawa-chan! - It's the Paradise Challenge!
- Shirizawa-chan, please tell us how you feel.
- I'd like to deliver my love for you, too.
- Thank you!
- After the commercial, it's finally Kizugao Paradise!
- Kuru-chan, please do an adult commercial for us.
- Today is "Last Midnight."
- Everyone, watch until the end!
- If you don't watch until the end, we'll punish you!
- Commercial, start!
- What kind of punishment?
- It's a devil. - It's a devil, you know.
So, the representative of the losing crew team, Shirizawa-chan, is going to kiss-face paradise, you know.
Okay.
Shirizawa-chan will kiss-face in front of the camera for 30 seconds.
She will kiss-face with all of the cameras, so you have to kiss-face with all of the cameras, you know.
- Okay? - Okay.
- If you don't do it properly, the viewers won't be able to sleep soundly.
- Okay. - So, please say it one word at a time when you kiss.
- Okay. - Okay.
It might not be soundly.
- Okay, Shirizawa-chan, are you ready? - Yes.
Kiss-face paradise, start!
- Glance. - Glance.
Which one came out?
Come, come, come, come, come, Escargot.
- Pigeon. - It's a combo.
Yattaamaan.
I'm sorry, but you said Yattaamaan three times.
Do you like Yattaamaan?
I like it.
Yattaamaan is...
I don't know much about Yattaamaan.
But you said "yattaa" and it connected.
I was surprised you said "yattaa" and "yattaamaan".
I thought you were Doronjo-sama, but you said Doronjo-combo.
I said Doronjo-combo.
- Yattaamaan? - Thank you.
You don't know that?
That was great! Thank you, Silza-chan!
Let's move on to Yumemi.
Huh? Why me?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I got a comment saying, "Please watch me for a little longer", so I'm sorry!
Please!
That was close!
It's because it's midnight.
This is bad.
Yumemi will end it, so please!
Yumemi will end it!
Can I go again? Are you ready?
Go for it!
Okay, Yumemi's kiss-face paradise...
Stop!
You're cute.
If Kuro-chan is devil power,
then Yumemi-chan is an angel!
This is how you do it, Kuro-chan!
I love you all!
Time's up!
That was crazy!
I'm sorry.
I'm afraid of you, Mr. Yankie!
I'm afraid!
That wasn't the best way to do it.
No, it wasn't!
What's up with you?
You're still a yankie from way back.
I'm pretty upset about Kuro-chan.
Why!?
I'm happy you decided to go black-and-white.
That would make me happy, but...
I don't know what you're talking about.
A lot of people are talking about it.
I'm sorry, Satan!
Kokoro, you should do it, too!
I'm sorry!
Kokoro!
No! No!
I only have five minutes left!
Next! Next! Next!
Kokoro, don't worry!
Evil power doesn't resist!
Please do it seriously!
I'll do it seriously!
I'll do it!
Get ready, start!
Everyone, today...
We rubbed and rubbed.
You rubbed me down, didn't you?
Still, I want us all to say it one last time.
Are we kissing?
Let's go!
Ready, go!
Escargot.
Time's up!
That's good. Escargot to chu-ne.
It's a turning point.
Akane lost again.
I don't like this.
I really don't like it.
No, no, no. I'm sorry. Roll it up, please.
I don't know.
If you roll it up, you have to do it.
I really don't like this.
Here we go, Akane.
You lost again, so it can't be helped.
Here we go.
Kiss Gun Party. Ready, go!
Thank you all for watching today.
From Escargot...
Actually, I wanted to read the news, but for some reason I'm doing this.
I've already become this kind of character, so I'll keep pushing forward, so please support me.
Time's up!
As expected of you! You held it all in!
I did!
I wanted to call the news!
Your determination and cruelty were amazing!
I didn't expect you to have so many emotions and emotions in 30 seconds!
It was more fun because it was this time of the day!
That's right! It was the finale after you did it for three hours!
It was amazing!
How was it for you two today?
How was it?
Lastly, please say something!
I'm a little disappointed that I lost to Akuma Power!
No, no, no!
You know, I asked you to do it for me!
Yes! I'll do my best!
I'll bring it!
You'll bring it?
Your face says it all! You put in too much effort!
Now, Sirisa-chan, please!
Well, next week...
It's 3rd place now, but I'm curious about next week's ranking!
Thank you!
Make sure you take a bath properly!
Make sure it's warm!
I know! I'll be careful!
I'm a little scared of the heat.
Please!
Now, Kokoro-neesan!
I didn't win many races today, but it was a lot of fun!
I'll definitely buy Berin-hime's Escargot!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, Berin-chan, how was it?
I realized something new today!
What is it?
Escargot is funny!
No, no, no!
I didn't know that the picture of your butt facing your back was Escargot!
It's not like I know it's Escargot!
No, it's not!
I got it!
Now, finally, Kuru-chan and I will say goodnight to our viewers!
Please!
Goodnight!
Berin-hime, please!
Goodnight, everyone!
Thank you!
Akari-chan, please!
Goodnight!
Kurosa-san, too!
Goodnight!
Now, at midnight next week...