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[Abema Boat Race Space Kuro-chan and Kuru-chan 2nd!]
It's December everyone! Last week was December too!
The captain of the space ship, pro wrestler, and Kuro- chan band are working with SEVEN ORDERS.
The student council was also working in middle school.
And Kuro-chan who is doing commercials with Richie and B43!
I can say a lot about you Shinyan!
I hope you will continue to connect with each other in the future!
And today, and last week, and this week as well, we have this person! Please introduce yourself!
Morning Musume.Ojii, Morning Musume.Rocky, "Please listen to me for a bit today" and "You were definitely superior in the space ship" and today's confession is...
It's hot but please use a straw
I know about Morning Musume.Ojii and Rocky but didn't you say everything you came up with after that?
No, I was thinking about it a lot when Kuro-chan was talking. I thought about what to say and made an appeal.
Your earrings are cute today.
Aren't they cute?
I think they're cheap.
I think so too.
It's great for the economy and it's cheap to wear.
And!
It's hot but I thought it would be nice to drink like this during a live broadcast.
It's hot but I'll use a straw!
I've never seen that before!
It's a new development!
Today as well...
Today...
Close your eyes.
Don't open them for the rest of your life.
I can't do that.
Don't open them for the rest of your life.
What are you saying? Are you eating something again?
What?
Kuro-chan...
What?
Open your eyes.
It's almost your birthday!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I don't want it.
There's still some acrylic left.
No, no.
I'm not saying it's okay.
Thank you!
How old are you?
The day after tomorrow, December 10th, I'll be 47 years old!
How do you feel?
How do I feel?
I'm 6 years older than Bakabo's dad!
This is fine!
Hahahahaha!
Wait, wait, wait.
It's not "hahahahaha"!
How do you feel?
Hahahahaha!
How do I feel...
How do I say it...
I don't really know.
In my opinion...
I'm 32 years old.
32 years old is a very subtle age.
Why is that?
I don't know...
I feel like I want to talk with young people.
Now?
Hahahahaha!
What a dry laugh!
But!
Of course!
I'll work hard for a year!
I'll work hard for this Friday Boat!
Yay!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
That surprised me.
I didn't think flowers would come out.
I thought I was eating something again this morning.
When I closed my eyes, I thought it was really scary.
Now, I've already said it.
Today's speaker is this person!
I'm the editor of "Boat Boy".
"Boat Boy" will be released on January 11th.
I lost in the student council election when I was in middle school.
I'm Kurosuta.
Nice to meet you!
You lost!
I lost a lot!
You lost a lot!
It's not that bad, is it?
You lost a lot in the student council election.
It was one-fourth of the people who won.
Oh, it wasn't much.
If there was really an election, you'd have to pay about 3 million yen.
That's right.
You always have a lot of drinks.
Thank you!
Isn't it weird?
Kurosuta-san, cheers!
Cheers!
Come to think of it, I've been celebrating my birthday, but I've never had a drink.
I'm drinking alone. It's a new feeling.
It's warm.
How is it, Kurosuta-san?
It's good today, too.
There are seven of them.
Today, I'll have a bite.
I'll do my best and drink.
I don't want to see it. It's water.
And on the upper screen is my studio's crew.
How are you doing?
Gravia idol Akane-san!
Oh, Akane-chan!
Yes, I'm Takiyama Akane, a former announcer.
I used to play the piano in a song contest when I was in middle school.
I have a calendar for next Thursday and Sunday.
Please look forward to it.
Don't put your mouth in here.
I put it in, too.
And the crew who came today are these four people.
Nice to meet you!
They're cool people.
Now, once again, this program is about watching the growth of 12 beginner members,
Abema Boat Race Guards, also known as Crew-chan.
This month, four members will appear one at a time and battle in boats and games.
Six people who have gained the most points in August for four months can appear on the special edition on December 29th.
Today, your total points will be determined, so please do your best!
Now, everyone, please introduce yourselves!
Your main occupation is being an idol, a recorder player, and recently you decided to do a one-man live at Hibiya Yagai Music Hall, and you're an idol on the streets, but when asked if you're a haraporo, you say you're a haraporo and lie, don't you, Kazushima?
I'm not a haraporo, am I?
I'm not a haraporo, but when asked, I say I'm a haraporo.
Ah, please don't say that.
Yes, I'm a gravure idol. My real name is Serizawa. When I was in middle school, I was a relay seal player. I'm Serizawa Marina. Nice to meet you!
No, you don't sound like a seal. You sound like a seal.
Yes, I'm in charge of Up Up Girls past and present, and on December 30th, I'll be doing a one-man live at Kawasaki Club City, and I'll also be doing an opening act for Kazushima Yagai Music Hall.
And my drink of choice for high school was cocoa. I'm Aoi Ghib. Nice to meet you!
No, you didn't say that. You said Manchuria last time, didn't you?
Yes, I'm an idol group called Apollon no Tsubasa, and when I was in middle school, I was actually a bit smart and had a deviation value of 73, and I was an orgo. I'm Tegasashi Yuina.
You sound like a seal.
Now, let's take a look at the cumulative scores for the last week of Groo-chan 12 people.
No. 1 is ShizuShizu. No. 2 is Yumemi. No. 3 is Nememare.
No. 4 is now No. 7. No. 5 is now No. 9.
ShizuShizu and ShizuShizu are back as a team.
We're a team, aren't we?
We're a team.
We hope you'll do your best today to win first place.
And as a senior, Tanaka will show you a sample of the Abema Boat Race Girls.
Please guide us from boat prediction to how to stand in the program.
She's so cute.
Now, if you've reached 1,000 comments, please sing along with me in a capella.
No, it's a thief style.
There will be more songs for you to sing from 1,000 to 500 comments.
Now, starting from 9 pm today, we'll have an adult boat race program.
Groo-chan and Groo-chan's Midnight Space.
We'll have a three-hour clash with Arucin and Akuma Power.
Please!
And now...
The SNS Like Championship!
Like!
The SNS Like Championship is a segment where you can vote for how many likes you have.
Groo-chan will receive one photo with a boat as the theme.
Please post that photo on either Instagram or Twitter with the hashtag #Kurukuru and the program's URL.
At the end of the program, Groo-chan, who had the most likes, will receive 3,000 points.
But first, please choose a photo that you think will get a lot of likes!
Is there a photo that you think will get a lot of likes?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Starting with Kaji! - Yes!
Yesterday, I made homemade dumplings.
The dumplings looked like a boat, so I put myself on it!
- Like this! - What do you think, Cindy?
Wait! That's not true!
- It's on the boat! - Is it on the boat?
Yes! The dumplings looked like a boat! I'm already on a boat!
- If that's the case, please go to the hospital! - What?!
Wait! Wait!
- Everyone's waiting for you. - Shirizawa-san, let's go!
This is me!
On the bus stop... Ah, on the bus stop, it looks like I'm on a boat,
but it's like I'm on a boat!
Wow! I'm sorry, but I thought you looked like an adult. Is this okay?
It's okay! It's okay! It's my job!
If you say it's your job, it looks like it!
- No, it's not! - Is it your bath job?
- No! It's my gravure job! - Ah, it's not your bath job!
- I don't do bath jobs! - I understand!
- Shall we go to Yumi? - Yes!
This is me!
This is me on the boat!
- How about this, Reina-san? - What do you mean?
- You're Yumi on the boat? - Yes! That's right!
- I'm on the boat! - Ah, you're really on it?
- Yes! I'm on it! If you look closely, it's the sea!
- If you look closely... - It's not synthetic?
It's not synthetic! I really went to the sea!
- Is that okay, Reina-san? - Yes!
- I believe you! - I believe you!
- I can't confirm it, but I believe you! - I believe you!
- I understand! I believe you, Reina-san! - Thank you!
Okay, now Pegasus-chan!
- Yes, Pegasus is... - She's dangerous...
Speaking of boats, it's Kurosuda-san!
Kurosuda-san and Kuro-chan!
- Speaking of... - Yes?
- Reina wore a black costume for her birthday party the other day... - Oh, but...
It's Kuro!
My birthday is one day apart from Tanaka Reina- san's!
Ah, that was close!
You said a lot of things, but it has nothing to do with boats!
But it's Kurosuda-san, so...
- I love you! - I don't know what you're talking about!
- No, no, no! - I don't know what you're talking about!
Um, really, um...
Are you free for three hours today?
Ah, okay!
Okay, now please tweet or post on Instagram!
#Krokuru and the URL for this broadcast, please don't forget!
Now, get ready, start!
- This is fun! - Now, let's hear who posted which one!
- Kazzy posted... - Yes! Kazzy posted X!
- Yes, X posted! - Yes, X posted!
- Now, Surizawa-san... - Yes, me too, X!
- Yes, X! - And Yurimi...
- Me too, X! - Yes!
- And Pegasus-chan... - Pegasus also posted X!
- Yes! - I can't see! Scary, scary, scary!
- Yes, she posted X, so viewers, please like it!
We'll announce who gets the most likes in the end of the show, so look forward to it!
Now, we'll learn about the basics of boat racing!
- Ah, I'm nervous! - Yes!
Here's a question! In boat racing predictions, what is the most important thing?
- Oh, this is important! - What is it?
- Now, what is it? - What is it?
- Yes, Yurimi! - Health is first!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Now, how about you? - Of course, health is first!
- Yes! - Yes!
- But that's not just for boat racing predictions, it's for everything! - Yes!
- Ah, that's true! - Yes!
- Kazzy! - Yes!
- Kurosuda-san's heart! - Kurosuda-san's heart!
- Now, it's coming! The one that's heart-pounding! - It's coming!
- Yes! - Heart-pounding?
- It's coming! - Incorrect!
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- I didn't think of it! - I didn't think of it!
- Shirizawa-chan! - Yes!
- Sexy... feelings!
- Ah... I like it, but... - No, no, it's not like that!
- It's not like that! - It's not like that!
- What's with your face? - I like it, but it's incorrect!
- Next, Matsumura-san! - Yes!
- Sexy... beam! - Yes!
- Now, what do you think? - Incorrect!
- Incorrect?! Incorrect?! - Ah!
- Today's tough, isn't it? - It's tough, isn't it?!
- But Shirizawa-chan was a little nice, wasn't she? - Yes!
- Isn't everyone tough? - Ah, that's funny!
- No, it's funny! - Yes!
- Ah, here's the correct answer! - Incorrect!
- It's the race chart!
- Yes, it's already on the screen, but...
- The six racers who will race in the race are lined up in the order of the frame.
- The results of the race, the results of the motors...
- As well as their origins and weight...
- This is also important, so please make sure to check it out!
- Furthermore, the right half is the combined results of the series.
- Make sure you get it!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Thank you very much!
- With that said, today's theme is...
- This!
- The race chart and...
- Even more details!
- Yay!
- If you have the race chart in your hands...
- You can enjoy more of the program and predictions...
- Please take a look at the official website of the race!
- With the race chart in your hands...
- The probability of you winning a race is more than 50%!
- If you win more than twice, you win a race!
- Furthermore, there is a high probability of you losing two races!
- With that said, winning a race is a must!
- 99% of you will win a race, so...
- Remember that winning a race is a strong competition!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Thank you very much!
- The race you will be predicting today is...
- This one!
- Today, you will be predicting a total of three races...
- Shimonoseki, Marugame and Omura.
- Each player will receive 10,000 Abuma Points each time.
- For each of the three races...
- You will be betting on how many points each player will receive.
- For each of the three races...
- You will use up all of your Abuma Points...
- And your predictions will be within 10 points.
- The points you gain in the end will be your winning points!
- Each player will gain a total of 10,000 Abuma Points each time...
- With a total of four months of Abuma Points gained...
- The top six players will win!
- However, if you miss your predictions...
- You will receive a penalty game from the penalty box!
- By the way, if you also miss your predictions...
- You will also receive a penalty game...
- So, the three of you in the studio...
- Please be careful only for the first time!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I understand!
- But, Akane-chan!
- You know how it is, right?
- Like always, right?
- That's right!
- If you use up all of your Abuma Points...
- Kuro-chan, please listen to what's in the box!
- Yes, I prepared it for you today...
- Where is it?
- Here it is...
- Huh?!
- Huh?! There's no skirt?!
- Wait, what's wrong?!
- How am I supposed to wear it?!
- Ah!
- Big-chan! Wait a minute!
- What...
- W-what do you mean by that?!
- It's like...
- It got stuck in a place like this...
- It's like...
- Is that true?
- Yes.
- If you use up all of your Abuma Points...
- Yes.
- Kuro-chan, please do your best!
- Also, there were comments like...
- "Akane-chan, is it you?"
- There were comments like...
- "Ask for it at a bar"
- There were comments like...
- Yes...
- It's complicated!
- But we don't have much time...
- Yes.
- Since it's you...
- Yes.
- Please do your best to guess!
- Okay!
- Please make your own guesses as well.
- Please let us know in the comments!
- For every gym session, we will award you a play match inclined expectation chance!
- For each gym session you participated in, we will award you 3000 points!
It will be advantageous if you keep it in the beginning, not only in the end result, so please do your best!
Yes!
Well, you told me earlier that you have a strong will, but how about this race, Mr. Kurosuda?
Yes, I think the basics are strong.
This is a semi-final match.
The semi-final match is played by racers with good qualifying results.
Hatada and Yasukouchi, who are in that team, are a little behind in their abilities.
Those two are in first and second place.
It's hard, but I'd like to fold it back and go with first, second and first.
I see, you need to fold it back.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
And viewers can also participate in the prediction.
If you search "teleboat application" on the Internet, you will see a member registration site for teleboats that you can purchase with just registering for a bank account.
You can easily vote from your smartphone or computer, so please register and enjoy predicting together!
Now, let's check the odds. Here are the top three odds.
One, two, three...
Well, it's only five and a half.
Wow!
Yes, it is.
It seems that "one, three, two" and "three, two, one" are also selling well in odds.
Now, Pegasus, would you like to go?
Yes!
Ta-dah!
What does it mean?
This!
One, two, forward and two, one, forward. Five hundred, five hundred.
It's exactly like you, Mr. Kurosuda!
Oh, it's the same!
It's fine, it's exactly the same.
Oh, it's a teammate!
No, it's not!
You came up with it yourself! You came up with it yourself!
I don't think it's bad if it's the same as yours, Mr. Kurosuda!
That's right, that's right, that's right.
But it's a little suspicious, that "cloud and snow" is suspicious.
No, no, don't say it!
Don't say it!
Now, would you like to go, Yubemi?
Yes!
I bought it with "one, two, three" books...
I wasn't sure if it was "one, forward and six", but I put in "one, two, three, four, six" and put in "one, two, four".
You've got the box down, too!
Yes! I'm going to check it out!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's go, Ms. Shirizawa!
Yes!
I'm wearing it, too, but I put in "one, two, forward, two, one, forward", and I also put in "one, six, two"!
Interesting!
Yes, Mr. Naka's winning rate is also high, and I thought it might come, so I put it in!
It's really interesting, isn't it?
Yes!
Now, lastly, would you like to go, Kaji?
Yes!
Here it is!
I have to earn as many points as possible, so I put in "six, five, three", but I put in "six, forward and six", and I put in "six hundred" points!
Wow!
You're putting in quite a lot of points!
I'm putting in a lot of points!
Yes!
Now, would you like to go, Mr. Tanaka?
Yes!
Yes, please!
Here it is!
"One, two, three", "box", "two, one", "four", "five", "six"!
Hmm...
I hope it's this one!
It's a little expensive, isn't it?
Yes!
"Two, four", and so on...
Yes, thank you very much!
Now, would you like to go, Kuro-chan?
I'm using LINE!
No, you're not using LINE!
You're lying!
LINE!
No, you're not using LINE!
Then show me your page!
I'm actually using it!
LINE! LINE!
No, you're wrong!
It's true!
It's a teleport!
It's LINE!
A teleport! A teleport!
Ah! See, that's why I bought 12 points by mistake!
Ah...
I bought 12 points!
Wait a minute!
I expected it to be up to 10 points!
I bought 12 points for no reason!
Then I'll use LINE too!
No!
Ah!
The way you do it is kind of cute!
Wait a minute!
How do we connect?
Recently I've had a lot of opportunities to meet Kuro-chan.
It's been about a year or two?
I don't know. It's been about a year, hasn't it?
At first I was wondering what kind of person you were and I was worried you'd say I'm creepy.
But you're a really nice person and I'm glad you let me work with you so much.
But there's one thing I'm sad about.
What is it?
Ever since I got a girlfriend, I haven't been able to get her a birthday present.
Ah! Wait a minute!
I'll buy you something next time!
For now...
Did you spend it?
I spent it! I spent it!
Oh, Akane-chan?
Oh, well, thank you!
Oh, that was kind of late. You're not an announcer, you're a fake!
That's not it! That's not it! I was listening to you!
I see! Whether it's real or not!
If it's real Akane-chan, I think you can say "It was my birthday!"
Oh, no!
Is it Kuro-chan's?
Yes! Can you say "It was my birthday!" for me?
Eh! Why are you celebrating?
I'll do it!
Eh! Wait a minute!
Kuro-chan, happy birthday!
I'll do it!
Yes! Please!
Kuro-chan, happy birthday!
Please buy a calendar!
I really don't want to do it today!
It's real!
Do your best, Shinya!
Here it is!
I made it double this time!
Before 2-1, I didn't go to Manchuria,
but in 2-3 and 2-4,
I lost 6-1 by 10 points,
but now I'm almost in Manchuria.
So, Akari-chan,
I'll make you do an opera "m" with this!
An opera "m"!
Now?
I won't do it.
Now?!
I'll do it if you hit me.
Will you do it?
I won't do it.
It's weird to do it if you hit me,
but if you hit me...
If you hit me...
If you hit me, I'll have you draw a Kuro-chan box.
That's right.
I'll draw a Kuro-chan box if you hit me.
By the way, what was it?
Was it a photo issue?
How is the sales?
How is it?
I've heard that it's good.
Is it good?!
It's thanks to this show.
That's right, it's thanks to this show.
It's thanks to putting my body together. Thank you very much.
There will be more, so please look forward to it.
I'll do my best.
I have a calendar, so I'll do my best.
I want to see it.
That's nice.
If you have time, can you do it again?
Wait a minute!
Kuro-chan, you look like you're free.
I'm busy. I'm really busy.
I'm really busy.
What do you mean you're really busy?
I'm really busy.
It's started!
How is it?
Was there always such a quiet time?
It was really quiet.
No, it's not like that.
If you think about it like this...
I thought the key was F.
Oh, I see.
It was definitely F.
It's true.
You don't have confidence?
Ah, I see. This is the first time you've heard of it.
It's probably the first time you've heard of it.
Kurosawa-san, what is this?
This is a fanfare for the "Rookie Series".
It's different from your usual fanfare.
Ah, I see.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
That's right.
Taken, be quiet.
I'll practice!
Please memorize it properly.
Yes, I just memorized it. It's going well.
No, you just memorized it. That's amazing.
That's amazing!
Can you do it in one go?
I might be able to do it.
That's amazing!
There are about six types in total, so memorize them all.
Ah, I'll memorize it! I'll memorize it!
That's great. I'll do my best.
That's amazing.
That is...
Ah, it came up. It came up.
Yes.
There are six types in a sled.
Isn't it up to number 6?
Not number 7?
Is it number 6 because it's up to number 6?
Eh?
Please don't say that.
There are types like SG and G1.
Also, girls' races are also half and half, so there are different types of races.
Are you satisfied?
That's why we didn't increase it to seven.
Isn't it because there aren't seven types?
What time is it?
Seriously.
Seriously, what time is it? It's starting!
It's starting!
It's number 4, 5, and 6.
It's starting!
It's come up.
It's coming up!
Ah, I don't know yet.
Ah, it's starting!
Wow, it's coming up!
Eh? It's really coming up!
It's coming up!
Eh? What time is it now? Is it 1, 2, and 3 now?
No, no, it's coming up!
Why is it coming up?
Isn't it 5 now?
I wonder if it'll be 2, 1, and 5.
No. 1 is Keebu.
I wish I could get the first place.
I'm so sad.
The first place is easy for me.
I'm happy that I got first and second.
I'm happy that I got the first and second places.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm not in a bad mood.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm scared.
I want you to stop.
He's going to make it.
Go for it!
The curve...
Go for it!
It's off...
Moon's belly is off...
Achan's belly...
It's certainly like Akane's stature.
Yeah, it's likeýchuu's stature.
Akane looks like a bow tie.
Really?
survive less troublesome events
Would she looks like a bow tie?
I'm not sure.
Shit!
No. 4, Gori.
In the comments, they're calling you "Shisha Takiyama" too.
Oh no...
There's a lot of meaning to it.
That's right, they're giving me a lot of names.
Right?
Also, don't misunderstand Siri-chan for Siri.
She's calling you "Hey, Siri."
Hey, Siri.
She's gone crazy!
What?
You did it!
That was great!
That was great.
You held your position.
And the studio is...
Tanaka-san and Kurosu-san!
Congratulations!
You're the coolest!
You're the best!
And so...
The only one missing is...
Kuro-chan!
I was aiming for Manchuria!
Birthday boy!
You said "birthday boy" when you missed it!
Birthday boy!
No, no.
I won't do weird things.
The first and second place, 250 yen for the first and second place, was the most popular with 490 yen.
Before we get to the points...
Kurosu-san, how did you like the race so far?
Yes.
It was a one-on-one battle.
On the way, Wakabayashi-san was pretty good.
Kuro-chan, you were disappointed, weren't you?
No, I wasn't!
On the starting line, you were ahead of second place.
Yes, I was.
It was a one-on-one battle...
Yes.
But you managed to get through it.
However, when you were about to pull back...
Yasukouchi-san was a little too fast.
And Hatada-san was fast, so you couldn't reach him.
I really want you to win a one-on-one battle.
Yes!
If you did, it would have been different.
Yes, I think it would have been different.
But you managed to get through it, which is good for Hatada-san.
Yes.
It's unfortunate.
It's frustrating.
It's really frustrating, even though it's your birthday.
No, it's not!
I'll win next time!
And so, here are the results of today's race!
Here are the points!
Everyone, did you like it?
Yay!
But winning means something, everyone!
That's right.
Kuro-chan is making fun of me.
Even if you don't like it, it's still sad.
It's good that you won.
Why?
Winning has a meaning, doesn't it, everyone?
That's right!
Yay!
Happy birthday!
No, no, no.
It's not a common enemy.
It's not happy.
Damn it!
Now, Kuro-chan!
Since you didn't expect it, the penalty game will begin.
Please draw one card from the box!
Yes!
Please start, girls!
Double Kuro-chan?!
Kuro-chan, you got it wrong.
Stop it!
It seems like it.
Then, what should we do?
What will you do?
Since you're a birthday boy...
Birthday boy?
Birthday boy...
Well, well, well...
Birthday...
That's right.
Will you do it?
Let's celebrate Kuro-chan's birthday.
Yes!
Please do it!
Yes!
I'm sorry.
As expected, you're underage.
That's right.
Birthday...
Please sing "Happy Birthday" for me.
Please sing it for me.
Happy birthday, Kuro-chan!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Happy birthday, Kuro-chan!
Kuro-san!
Happy birthday, Kuro-san!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you, Kuro-san!
How is it, birthday boy?
Birthday boy...
Birthday boy is not a good way of saying it!
Why?!
I'll get it right next time!
Good luck!
Now, and...
Reina!
Yes?
You said "birthday" and "birthday" just now, right?
You passed the declaration!
Yay!
Now, please sing a song for me!
Yes!
Now, this is a birthday boy's song "Ai no Te"? "Ai no Te"? "Kakeai ga Irunde".
Yes!
I think you'll know it soon.
I got it!
One, two...
Ah, Santa Claus
Yai yai yai
Ah, wait a minute!
Can you adjust the volume for me?
"Yai yai yai" Ah, wait a minute!
Ah, mom and dad
Yai yai yai
Ah, thank you so much!
Yai yai yai
Ah, I'm so worried about you
Yai yai yai
Ah, I'm sorry for failing you!
Yai yai yai
I loved you with all my heart!
Thank you!
Huh? Was I out of tune?
No, you were cute!
Was I out of tune?
No, you were cute!
Was it okay?
You were the best!
Thank you, Kajishima-san!
Yes!
You were cool today, too!
But I thought Kuro-chan was bad!
Shut up!
Really!
Okay, let's move on!
Next up is this segment!
A new catchphrase for young racers!
Yay!
In this segment, we'll have Kuro-chan answer a catchphrase that fits young racers perfectly.
Each of you will announce a catchphrase you came up with in advance.
Kuro-chan, guest Koushino-sensei, and the three of you will decide who came up with the best catchphrase.
The one with the most votes will receive 3,000 points.
That's right!
And if you lose one vote each, Kurosuda-san, Koushino- sensei, will be the winner.
So you'll be responsible for this, Kurosuda-san!
Thank you!
Okay, so this week's young racer is...
Who is it?
Junpei Matsumoto!
Kurosuda-san, what kind of racer is he?
Yes, that's right.
He actually went to Waseda University.
Wow, that's cool!
Yes.
And in about a year, he's improved a lot and is now in A1 class.
Yes.
When he's driving on the road, you can see how well he can adjust and apply pressure.
In short, he's a very intelligent racer.
Also, he knows about boat races at McCool's part- time job.
Do you know what McCool is?
What is McCool?
It's a boat race magazine.
Oh, is that so?
So he's a rival of Boatboy.
Oh!
So if you use McCool in your catchphrase, it won't leak and you won't use it.
The editor-in-chief suddenly showed up!
I'm MC Word.
Everyone, please be careful!
MC Word, don't say you said it first!
Be careful!
Now, what will happen?
Everyone, give Matsumoto Junpei a perfect catchphrase for the flip.
Yes!
I'm looking forward to seeing what Pegasus is going to write for me today.
Yeah, I'm not sure if you have the sense for it or not.
You're smart, you know.
Who?
Pegasus.
Pegasus? Is it true?
Once you see Yui's textbook, you'll remember it.
Really?!
You'll remember it along with the number of pages.
Wow, if that's true...
You don't need pages, do you?
No, you can see the colors, so if you remember the order of the colors, you'll remember it.
You know, you said you couldn't tell if you could see the colors or not, but you're right.
Oh, it's Pegasus.
Oh, you can see it! Look at mine!
I can see it.
You can?
Red.
Oh, why is that?
Red, red, red...
You didn't remember it?! You didn't remember it?!
If you're passionate about something, you'll see it red.
No, you didn't say that before.
You didn't say anything when you saw it red, but now you're passionate about something.
Are you passionate about something?
No, you're not.
It's red.
You can see it in letters and sounds, so you can't ride a train without music.
You can taste it. It's bitter. J.R.
That's enough!
You said you can taste J.R.
J.R. is bitter?!
What's bitter about J.R.?
Wow!
That's amazing!
I think you're a genius.
So you can't ride a train without music.
You can't ride a train without music.
You can't ride a train without music or friends or members.
It's too bitter.
You can't taste it.
I'm sorry, but this is a new catchphrase, so can you not say it?
It looks like Kaji-chan won, so shall we go?
Yes!
Please announce the winner!
Yes!
I, Matsujun, will adjust your pure heart to flatness!
What do you think?
Matsujun...
Please tell us why you chose me.
The reason is that my name is Matsujun.
I got my name from the word "flower".
I've been working hard to get my name from my name.
So that people can remember my beautiful name, Junpei-san,
I heard that people appreciate my ability to adjust myself.
So I hope you'll remember that I'll adjust your heart to flatness, too!
What do you think?!
Now, how about you, Kuno-san?
I'm Matsujun of the boat race world.
That's okay, too.
That's pretty good.
How about you, Rei-nyan?
Rei-san!
Can you try to end this with a round of applause?
I was hoping you'd say something.
Yes, I got married.
Then...
I'll change my mind right now!
Please don't change it!
That's dangerous!
I'll do my best!
Well, well, well...
You said something that really stuck with you, didn't you?
But I thought your catchphrase would be a little shorter, so it went on for a while.
It went on for a while, didn't it?
But Kuno-san was giving you a lot of feedback, so we don't know what will happen!
What will happen?
Now, let's go with Shirita-san!
Shirita-san, do your best!
Ta-dah!
The master of thought, and attack, what is a young racer, Matsujun!
With a win and a toast...
Wow, what's this? It's stylish!
Yes, the master of thought is...
He's from Iwase, so he's a smart racer.
That's why I put him in as the master of thought.
And since he's from Hyogo Prefecture...
Well, "what is"...
You say "what is", don't you?
So I put "what is" in and...
Well, I put Matsujun in as well, but...
And he also seems like he drinks alcohol...
Is he strong?
And he hasn't won yet, so...
Well, if he wins...
Well, Matsujun-san will drink as well...
And I will have a toast with Kurosawa-san!
Cheers!
It's just a drink, don't drink it!
But it's just a drink...
Shirita-chan's score is really low right now...
It's a one-time loss...
Ah, I see...
You have to win it, so you've been thinking about it a lot...
Yes, I've been thinking about it a lot!
How is it?
It's not Hyogo's garden, is it?
Eh?!
Hyogo is...
It's not Hyogo's garden, is it?!
It's Osaka, isn't it?
When you say "garden", it does seem like Osaka...
Ah! Then, should I change it?
Um...
Hyogo's...
Attack on Hyogo's young racer!
No, no, no!
You're making it worse!
Well, it's like this now...
Yes!
Well, how is it, Riina-san?
No, no, no!
It's not a loss of applause, you two!
How is it, Riina-san?
It's like "Attack on Titan"...
I'm not sure if "Attack" is a good word...
It has an impact...
It's like "Attack on Titan"...
Ah, yes, "Attack on" is often used in "Titan"...
No, no, no!
If you say it, I'll clap my hands and end it!
It's not like that, really!
No, no, no!
But, well...
Shirita-chan thought hard about it...
There's pine trees in it...
Well, there might have been some negative points about "pine trees", but we don't know yet!
Yes!
So, I think she thought about it a lot!
Yes!
Then, let's go see a dream!
Yes!
Let's go!
I'm aiming for a long life! Serious racer, seriously racer, I'm Pei-chan, also known as Matsumoto Junpei!
What do you think?
Well, I don't know... Really... I don't know...
What is it? I thought about it seriously.
You thought about it seriously, didn't you?
Can you convey it?
I can convey it, but it's become a little light.
No, it's not like that. There's a reason for it.
First of all, I was called Matsumoto Junpei in various places, so I dared to take a place that wasn't Matsumoto Junpei and made it Pei-chan.
And because I'm from Waseda, there is a catchphrase called "serious racer, seriously racer", and that person is also from Waseda.
So, I dared to do it, and in an interview, I said "I'm aiming for a life that lasts forever" when it hadn't yet become English,
so now that it's become English, I wanted it to last forever.
I wrote it seriously!
It's true that you wrote it seriously, but even in the comments, like an idol...
And you also wrote a catchphrase like you heard somewhere, didn't you?
I just dared to do it!
Is it okay if there is a suspicion of plagiarism now?
It's not plagiarism! It's wrong!
I just dared to do it! It's wrong!
You didn't plagiarize it just because you wrote a catchphrase, is it okay?
I didn't plagiarize it!
I don't know.
I used it as a reference.
As a reference, right?
Yes, I used it as a reference.
Then, considering that, how about you, Closter- san?
It's a long story...
Also, instead of going towards Matsumoto Junpei...
Ah, that's a good idea!
Ah, is that a good idea?
On the contrary?
Ah, that's good!
Yes, yes, I think it's a good idea.
I like the feeling of not being swept away by everyone.
Then, please use it!
I'll be waiting!
Closter-san still doesn't know what's going on here and now.
Now, then...
Reina-san.
That's why, that's why...
No, no...
You know it won't end like that, right, Reina-san?
How is it?
It's not "okay", it's not "okay", but "shocking okay", right?
Umm... it's long!
No, it's not "okay" right now...
It's long!
It's long and...
I think "fake" is a bit of a shock.
Ah... if you use it...
Like, "Ah, I'm number two", like that.
Matsujun said that, right?
"Ah, I can only use fake catchphrases", and I was shocked.
I received it.
Ah, you received it?
I was shocked.
No, you weren't shocked...
Did you learn something new?
Yes.
No, no, don't say things like Pegasus, it's no good!
JR isn't bitter!
That was really funny!
No, it wasn't funny...
Well, well, you made it like an idol-like feeling, so I think that was good!
Yes, thank you!
Well then, Pegasus-chan, let's go!
Yes!
Yes! I've decided!
Ta-dah!
The race is...
Ta-dah!
I'm looking forward to it!
Matsujun on the water!
Ta-dah!
Please wait a moment, okay?
McCool...
I said McCool wouldn't work, so I said "ta-dah"!
Really?
Kurosasa...
Ah, Kurosasa...
Kurosasa... Okamori...
No, no...
Didn't I say it?
McCool is a bit...
He said he can't use it, right?
He's good!
But I want to use it!
Really?
Well, even if Kurosada-san says McCool isn't good,
if I and Reina-san get points, we'll win, right?
That's right.
Let's ask him!
So, McCool...
Kurosada-san is the only one who says it's bad, right?
It's okay for the public, right?
It's okay for the public...
Our magazine...
Our magazine says it's bad...
No, no...
Reina-san, please listen carefully to that!
I thought it was a buzzword!
No, it's not like that!
It's because it's related to rivals!
The "kwee" part...
You can say it!
The "kwee" part...
The "mccool" part...
You know how they say "McCool" in a race?
I looked it up and it seems like it's common for young racers...
I thought, "Ah, the old man is young, too," and said it.
And...
"Waseda" is smart, so...
I put in "expected organizer."
I understand.
No, that's not an applause, either!
No, no...
Reina is afraid of that, so it's not an applause!
Please listen!
Actually, I...
I think it's been three or four times?
I put on all of them on water.
Oh...
So, in order to show Yuina's color there...
I put it on water.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like water from a human puddle.
Yes, water from a human puddle.
On the other hand...
Reina...
Not Reina!
On the other hand, Pegasus...
Even though you've been using it a lot...
It didn't go in, so you changed it up.
You didn't think it was a bad idea, did you?
Ah, I see...
But you praised me last time.
Did you get a point for that?
Yes.
I got it, so I tasted it.
Did you eat it?
Open your mouth.
Can you not do it before you do it?
Now, Kurosawa-san...
It's pretty tough for you, Kurosawa-san...
But...
As a catchphrase, it's the best.
That's right.
It's good.
If Kuro-chan and Reina-chan put it in...
I'll give it to Bakuru-san.
Ah!
In that case...
How about you, Reina?
I got it!
I thought you should say it all.
If it's not a bad word...
It was the easiest to understand.
It's like a catchphrase.
It's not what you think it is.
It's easy to understand what you're using.
It's called "water battle".
It's called "fighter".
It's good, but...
It's a little hard to choose.
It's hard!
I forgot!
Again...
I'll change it to Hyogo.
The four of you have finished presenting.
Please flip the card.
It's up to you.
Hmm, who is it?
It's up to you.
Who is it? It's an important point.
It's up to you.
Are you ready?
Okay, everyone.
You've put it in, right?
Yes.
Please look at the flip.
Go ahead!
Pegasus!
Kuro-chan, Pegasus.
And?
Pegasus!
And you, Kuro-chan?
Mimi!
So, the winner of "New Catchphrase of the Week" is Pegasus with 3,000 points!
Congratulations!
It was well organized, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah, it was easy to remember.
It's the most organized catchphrase.
But unfortunately, it's not used as a boat boy.
That's nice.
There's something you can't use as a boat boy for the first time, isn't there?
So, you've been chosen as Pegasus. How do you feel?
I'm happy!
But, Yuina, there's a trick to making catchphrases.
What is it?
I'd like to show you.
This is how you remember colors.
This is yellow.
This is white.
This is red.
You can see the balance of colors and letters.
There are 1,500 comments now.
Yuina, please show us how you remember colors!
Wait! All of a sudden?
Wait, wait!
You can't see colors.
I was surprised.
I was wondering what time it was.
I'm sorry.
It's funny.
Here I go.
Please sing the second song.
Okay!
Wow, that's nice.
Nice.
Thank you!
Karaoke is really exciting, you know.
Makki said "karaoke" herself.
My mood went up a little bit.
That's good.
And now...
Kuro-chan and Mousou Station!
Yay!
In this segment, Kuro-chan and I will play "Mousou Station" together.
Each of you will play it one by one and see how serious you are about it.
The one who plays it the best wins!
I'll give you 5,000 points, so let's do it properly, okay?
Okay!
So, today's "Mousou Station" is this!
Kuro-chan, tell me about it!
Okay!
When me and everyone were talking,
all of a sudden, Kuro-chan started crying.
When I asked her, "What's wrong?",
she said she had something she wanted to ask me for a long time and asked me questions.
Let's do it together this year and ask Kuro-chan what you really wanted to ask her!
I'll answer properly, okay?
I'll give points to Kuro-chan, who's the most excited about it!
Okay!
Let's start with Kajii!
Okay!
Ask me questions properly, Kajii!
Okay!
Kajii, it seems like you're wearing a different outfit today.
Oh, that's right! Thank you!
You're wearing a new outfit, so do your best!
Okay!
Okay, get ready...
Start!
Aaaaaah!
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Kajii?
Huh? What's wrong?
You're crying like crazy!
Why?
I've always wanted to ask you!
Why did you suddenly cry? What's wrong?
What? What? What? I'm scared!
Kuro-chan...
Mm!
I think this part will shine and disappear.
Can you get pimples there?
Can you get pimples on your head?
I've never seen you with pimples on your head.
Well, if that's the case, it's your face.
Oh, this is a special machine.
I wanted to ask you if you could do it up to here.
Sometimes you can do it, but...
Huh? Do you want to see it?
Come closer and see it.
More, more, more, more!
It's going to stick to your head!
Come on, come on, come on! Ouch!
Well, it's...
It's beautiful.
It's not "hahaha"!
It's just...
Reina-san, was it my fault just now?
Huh?
Yeah.
Huh?! Isn't it weird for you to have pimples on your head all of a sudden?!
No, I was just curious about you, Reina.
Huh?
You're curious, aren't you?
No, I'm not, but if I did, I'd probably wipe it off.
"Hahaha"!
No, no, no!
You were laughing so hard last week, too!
Ah! Next, Siriza-chan...
Well, of course Kuro-chan wants to do it, but...
Well, Kurosawa-san wants Siriza-chan...
Kurosawa-san, I've been looking forward to the snack series, so why don't you do it, Kurosawa- san?
So can I say "snack" now?
Yes, you can.
"Hahaha"!
Please do it well, okay?
Yes, yes.
You're delusional, aren't you?
Yes!
Well then, please ask Kurosawa-san your question, Siriza-chan.
Ready...
Yes!
Start!
Welcome!
What's wrong? Let's drink first.
Cheers!
There's something I wanted to ask you.
What is it?
You always come here, but...
What's your favorite drink?
My favorite drink?
Anything is fine with me.
Whether it's beer, whiskey, or sake...
But drinking in Siriza is the best!
I'm so happy!
Cheers!
It's good!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
Time's up!
I'm sorry.
It's not just a snack incident.
It was a fun time.
It's not like you're having a snack and thinking about coming back.
Can you not do that?
I'll come back.
No, you won't.
Please wait for me!
No, you won't.
You're the newest member of the group, so do your best!
I tried my best!
I know. If you're okay with it, then it's okay!
I didn't know you could do it!
I had a radar, but it didn't work!
Yeah, I didn't know when to hit it.
Next up is Yumemi and Narakuro!
Okay!
Yumemi and Narakuro are doing their best.
Let's see how it goes!
Ready...
Start!
What's wrong with you, Imemi? You're not cute at all!
Did you just say I'm cute?
No, you're cute.
Did you just say I'm cute?
No, you're cute.
There's something I've always wanted to ask you.
What is it?
You know, in that studio over there, you're embarrassed about Reina Tanaka.
Yeah, well...
But you'll say I'm cute too, right?
Yeah, you're cute, but...
Between me and Reina Tanaka, who's cuter?
Well...
You're cute and...
You're kind of lovely, too.
You know, you smell nice up close, but...
On the other hand, if you came over here, would you do something for me?
You're cute on screen, too!
Well, even if you say I'm cute on screen, I'll tell you that I'm shy.
What?! You say I'm cute and you say I'm shy?!
I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
When you raise your arm, raise your arm like you did just now, raise your face, raise your arm, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry!
Nice! Show me your armpits! I can see your armpits!
You're the worst!
I can't believe it!
You're the worst!
No, actually, when you first cried, you raised your arm once...
I was only looking at you.
And then you raised your face, so I thought you were going to do it a little more.
Yumemi-chan, how old are you?
How old are you?
How old is she?
She's 22 years old.
She's 22 years old!
No, no, I'm sorry.
Um, could you not make it sound like you're nervous?
Stop it! She's only 22 years old!
I mean, it's fine if it's you, Shirizawa-chan, but...
No, no, no!
Yumemi is no good!
No good!
No good, no good!
No good?
No good when you look at her armpits.
No, when you look at her armpits...
What do you think you're doing?!
Okay, Pegasus!
Oh.
Pegasus?
Yes?
I thought you weren't there!
Yes!
Okay, Pegasus! Kuro-chan will go first!
Oh! Yes!
Okay, here we go! Make sure you make it sound like you're nervous!
Yes!
Okay, ready, go!
Hm?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Pegasus, what's wrong?
Kuro-chan, do you like me?
What's wrong?
Well, well, well...
You always interrupt me when I'm talking.
No, I'm not interrupting you!
No, it's just...
You know, Pegasus says things I don't understand,
and I'm interrupting you because I think you'd be funny if you interrupted me!
Don't you know me?
Hm?
Even though you're telling me so much...
Don't you know me?
Tell you me?
Me?
What are you telling me?
I... I...
Hm?
I'm telling you so much...
Is this not enough?
- No, it's like... - You can't understand me?
No, what... what more can you tell me?
You haven't touched me yet.
I like you, Kuro-chan.
Oh, you like me?
But, but, but...
Yeah, but if that's the case...
You know, Artemis' Ken-chan...
She worked really hard to become a leader and...
Right?
Right? She did a lot of things like swimming and other special skills...
Are you going to do something for me and Pegasus?
Yeah... I'm going to have the same hairstyle as you, Kuro-chan.
No, no, no...
Don't make it an international problem!
It's already a big deal in the Middle East and South!
No, you can't have the same hairstyle as me!
It's not "very, very short", it's "bald"!
So... from now on...
Will you still love me?
Then... in order for me to love you...
Hmm...
Then... show me your armpits!
I want to see your armpits!
No!
I don't know how old Pegasus is, but no!
You don't know how old he is, but you don't ask how old he is, do you?
I don't ask!
You don't ask?
Why?
I don't ask!
No, no, why not?
Why?
Did you smell something dangerous?
Now, then...
"Dream Station"!
This time...
You've gained 5000 points!
Wow!
This one is difficult!
It's difficult, isn't it?
Please!
And...
The winner is...
Yumemi!
Show me! Show me! Show me!
Show me! Show me!
I don't want to!
I'm stuck!
This is your first mission.
Wait a minute! It's not that bad!
Why did you choose Yumemi?
Yumemi has been bad to me many times.
This is terrible!
I don't want to!
Since it's a commercial, let's do a prediction battle.
Tanaka-san, please give us a cute commercial.
Oh, it's a commercial!
You didn't think about it, did you?
Let's move on to the next race.
Kagawa Marugamei 11th race is this rock racer.
Let's do our best.
Mr. Kurosuda, please explain the points of this race.
Let's know more about the motor.
Let's know more and be more heartful.
Chu-chu-chu-chu-ri-pu?
Let's know more about the motor.
Let's know more and be more heartful.
Chu-chu-chu-chu-ri-pu?
I did it without thinking.
Let's know more about the motor.
Let's know more and be more heartful.
Chu-chu-chu-chu-ri-pu?
What? A quiz?
A quiz?
You suddenly became like a bear.
Let's know more about the motor.
Let's know more and be more heartful.
Chu-chu-chu-chu-ri-pu?
Yes!
Let's know more about the motor.
Let's know more and be more heartful.
Chu-chu-chu-chu-ri-pu?
Yes!
What does it mean?
Please tell us.
There is a section called "motors".
Motors are, of course, the driving force of the boat, so they are very important.
These motors are all of the same specification, but some are better in terms of performance and some are better in terms of performance.
The second number from the top of this motor is the probability ratio that has been used in two boats so far, which is called the "two-row ratio".
I think it's a good idea to say that this is more than 40%.
Or if it's more than 50%, it's a super-excellent motor.
This motor is called "pre-inspection day" on the day before, and each racer will be assigned with a lottery.
Of course, there are racers who pull out a bad motor, so they change parts themselves or change the shape of the propeller and adjust it.
So, in fact, there are motors with better performance than numbers, so please pay attention to that area as well.
Thank you, teacher.
Everyone, please write your predictions in three lines.
Viewers, please also predict the race on the teleboat.
You can easily vote from your smartphone or computer.
Now, let's check the odds.
Here are the top ten in three lines.
"one-two-three" is the most popular and it's six and four times.
"two-headed" and "three-headed" are also in the top ten.
Viewers, please also give us your predictions and advice. We look forward to your comments.
Now, it's time for "Boxing Chance"!
Yes! Boxing!
Originally, the prediction of this program is less than ten points, but in this race, you can predict two boxes and up to twelve points at most.
Even if it's not a box, it's okay if it's up to twelve points.
Everyone, please take this chance.
Yes!
Now, Mr. Kurosuda, who are the notable racers?
First of all, in this case, this race is not lined up with "one-two-three", "four-five", and "six".
Please note that they are not lined up with "one- two- three" and "four-five".
That's because Horimoto, who is in the sixth line, has a good pit match.
He has been in this series up to the second or third course.
At the start, he could only enter up to the fifth course, but he will definitely move.
So I think it's a second or third course.
Will it go that far?
First of all, in this race, we have Yamada, who is in the fifth course, and Tatsuma, who is likely to be in the fourth course.
In addition, if Horimoto enters up to the second course, I think there will be "one-six-six-one".
I think this will be quite effective.
This is exactly twelve points.
Yes, that's it.
Thank you.
Even if it's up to the sixth line...
Anyway, it's better not to make a pit match.
I see.
Everyone, please refer to it.
It looks like Saschan was able to enter up to the sixth course.
Ta-dah!
What is this?
A tulip.
I bought one, two, three boxes and one, two, six boxes.
This "b" stands for "box".
I spent three hundred and two hundred yen.
Why did you buy a tulip this time?
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-tulip.
Oh, I see.
Thank you.
I didn't think you would be so kind.
Thank you.
That's right.
Now, Yume...
Oh, Yume...
Oh, excuse me for a moment.
Would you like to change seats for a moment?
Yes.
Just for a moment.
Everyone is still thinking about it.
Everyone is thinking about it.
By the way, you were a little quick this time.
It was quick.
How about me?
Oh, can you do it, Cathy?
Yes!
One, two, three, box and one, two, fold it back and it's five.
Um, if you buy only one, two, and three as one line, doesn't it become a box, Mr. Kurosawa?
No, no, it's fine. A box is fine. It's just that the points are a little big, so it's okay.
I'm in trouble, so I'll make one, two, and three as one line!
Yes, yes.
Please!
It's amazing. It's the first time I've seen it.
Well, I'll do my best.
Okay, let's move on to Yumi.
Yes!
Here I am. I also spent a little on recording and spent a lot of money on points.
That's amazing!
If I hit it, it will definitely be a big deal. I'll do my best.
That's amazing. You're holding it down and you've got 500 points.
Studio... Mr. Tanaka, can you do it?
Yes, I can!
Yes, please!
Yes!
1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 3 equals 1, before 1, 3, 6, 5.
What? Did you say a diamond number?
Kizumikaru.
What?
No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
I really meant it like that.
I don't have anything to explain.
No, no, look down.
What do you mean you don't have it?
If you look at it...
I wish it was around here.
3 equals 1 before...
But if it's here, is it a little high?
Isn't it?
I think 3, 6 is already a great number.
Well, then...
You haven't decided yet, have you?
Let's aim for 3, 6.
Shirizawa-san, would you like to go next?
Yes!
In the 1, 2, 3 box...
1, 2, 3 is already 1,000 points.
1, 3, 6...
1, 6, 3, 1, 2, 6...
1, 6, 2 is 300 points.
You can use it quite a lot here.
But if you get it right...
You get 1,000 points for this, right?
If you get it right...
If you get it right!
If you don't get it right, you're in trouble!
You really have to go for it, Shirizawa-chan.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
If you don't, you'll just jump out of nowhere.
That's right.
That's why I put 1,000 points here.
Oh, but it's good. It's a match.
Yes.
Then, Kuro-chan, would you like to go?
Yes, I'm putting it in.
Yes, she's putting it in this time.
It's true, it's true.
Oh, wow, that's rare.
Yes, I'm not LINEing.
No, you're not LINEing all the time!
All the time!
Then...
Please go ahead.
But in the comments...
I wonder if Akane-chan is really doing it.
No, she's not.
She is!
So...
Can you do a decorte firework for me?
A decorte firework.
What is that?
I don't like it.
I've been hiding all this time.
I'm not hiding!
Please do a decorte firework for me!
What is a decorte firework?
I'll do it!
Please!
Décorate! Décorate!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Hey, I think I'm too far away from you today.
Not at all!
No, you're actually quite far away! Unusual!
I'm not into you at all today.
Nice!
Akane! I don't know if it's real or not! Let's show it!
Thank you!
Two, three, head, one, two, three, one, two, three, five, six...
Here it is! 12 points!
Yes, 6,000 points!
I just saw Kuro-chan's comment...
No, you don't have to add up the points!
Kuro-chan, you're losing 5,300 points right now! You really don't need it!
It's 5,300!
No, it's 50,000!
It's 53,000!
Wow!
I'm going to get it back!
I'm going to get it back, Akane-chan!
I'm going to make you draw Kuro-chan's box!
I'll draw it if it's Manchuria.
No, it's definitely not Manchuria.
It's been a while since I've drawn it.
Now, is the time okay?
Okay! The comments are already over 2,000!
Wow!
So, Reina, can you sing for us?
Yes!
It's not even 2,000 anymore...
Here I go!
Life is wonderful, meeting and falling in love with someone
Ah, it's wonderful, I'm so into it, I can laugh and cry
Yay!
She's really good!
Thank you!
Thank you for letting me sing so many songs!
We'll make sure you sing more, please sing 2 more songs!
Thank you so much!
They're sitting and getting excited and there's a comment
I think this is from Akane-chan
You want to read the news, don't you?
Akane-chan is also a gravure idol so she won't read it!
I want to read it, I'm a news person
I want to hear Akane-chan's news
No, no, if you're called "newcomer Akane" or "gravure idol" there's no reason for you to do it!
It's kind of dark in here!
It's nostalgic!
It's kind of dark in here!
It's nice.
By the way, Sirizawa-chan, isn't it a little dark? Is it better to be bright or dark?
Sirizawa-chan?
It's better to be bright.
Ah, you can see it well.
You can see it well.
What? What? What?
Are you talking about your head?
No, I'm not.
My head is dark. I can't turn it on or off by myself.
By the way, Kurosawa-san, when we were looking at the exhibition earlier, we only saw five or six courses change.
I thought we wouldn't be able to go in that much, but we didn't go in at all.
But it looks like we'll be able to go in five courses.
Just one?
What do you mean, "just one"?
Just one! Just one!
What do you mean, "just one"?
Do you want to go for a little bit?
Just one!
No, six became five courses.
Ah, I see.
Just one.
Just one became five courses.
Just one became five courses, right?
Ah, I'm embarrassed.
Why are we embarrassed?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just let us start.
Can we go in?
Oh!
Can we?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Doesn't it just don't open?
Let's get out of here first!
Let's get out of here first.
Third.
I'm so embarrassed.
But you're wearing a skirt, right?
I'm wearing a skirt.
I hope you do your best.
You almost made a gap!
I almost made a gap!
You almost made a gap!
I almost made a gap!
You almost made a gap.
It's like you're talking fast.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Don't go! Don't go out!
Don't go!
Go left!
What?
1, 2, 3?
It's 1, 2, 3 now.
You can do it!
It's 5.1 now.
Oh, I see.
It's 5.1 now.
Secretary Takuya Sakuma.
It's 1.3...
Secretary Inito In is pushing as hard as she can...
In first, Yamada Yuya.
Maybe it's 1.3...
Oh, it's a good day!
It's 1.3...
Oh, it's all good now!
Oh, it's pretty solid now.
It's cold.
Tatsuma is in 5th place, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 4th, 1st, 6th, Morimoto is in 5th place.
If you think about it like that, it's not that far off. You can get 130,000 or something like that.
That's true. I really don't know.
Don't say it like it's life.
I don't know.
Damn it. I thought I was going to make it.
Sakeru is in 1st, 2nd, 3rd place.
Sakeru is in 1st place again!
Wow!
And the one who won the studio is Tanaka! Congratulations!
You're full of energy, aren't you?
You're full of energy!
Sakura and Kurosada are out of the game.
It's not a real ring.
That's true. It was cute.
1st, 2nd, is 260 yen.
3rd, 2nd, and 1st, 3rd, is 510 yen.
And again, it's the most popular one.
So, here are the results of the race so far.
Here are the points for the four of you.
Wow!
This shape is a little plus.
The next one is the last race, so please do your best.
It's pretty bad if you don't get it.
It's bitter.
Sakura is out of the game, so we'll start the penalty game.
Please draw one card from the box.
Do we have enough time?
I think we do.
Harrison! Siri! It's been a while!
It's been a long time!
It's like...
What should we do?
Is this a limited meeting?
It's "birthday boy" Harrison, right?
Birthday boy
"Birthday boy" Harrison.
Wait a minute, Reina! I'm "birthday boy" but I haven't guessed it yet.
Please cheer up!
I got it!
Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan! At 47 years old, you are the only one who is "birthday boy"!
Is that so?
I don't know.
It's definitely different!
Only Kuro-chan!
But...
From now on, Reina will give you "birthday boy"!
Please!
Ouch!
It itched!
"Birthday boy"!
No, no, no, no!
What does it mean?
It itches the most!
It really itched.
It's been a long time.
Let's do it again!
Please!
Ouch!
I was about to die!
Please die!
Kuro-chan, can you come over here?
I think it's stronger if you swing it like this.
Here we go!
Ouch!
Nice hit!
Now, Kurun-chan will do the "birthday boy" battle!
Then, four of you, please do a cute "birthday boy" pose!
Kuro-chan!
What?
Birthday boy!
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Sunshine!
Yeah!
Yeah, Sunshine!
Yeah!
And now...
"Nari-kiri Racer" "Birthday boy" battle!
Yeah!
Today, we will have an important battle using our bodies and minds for boat racers.
Today's battle is in the Theosysmo.
The champion will receive 3,000 points.
The champion will be determined by the tournament.
First, Cathy and Shirito will battle.
Next, Yumemi and Pegasus will battle.
Each of them will compete in a final round.
The winner will be the champion!
First, Cathy and Shirito, please come up to the front.
Yes, please!
Can you see me?
Cathy, by the way...
Cathy's costume is a new costume, right?
Can you turn around and pose for us?
Okay!
Turn, turn, turn!
Okay!
The image quality is not good.
No way! I'm shocked!
I'm shocked!
You can watch it now. It's okay.
No way!
Okay, I'll do my best.
Sirizawa-chan, you should do your best too.
Siriko Manechi...
Sirikami-sama...
Sirikami-sama has descended!
She has descended!
Okay!
This way!
We will start fighting now.
Please don't lower your hands.
Please keep your hands like this.
Don't do like this.
Please fight like this.
Okay, I got it.
My hands are sweaty.
It's okay! It's okay!
Okay, please get ready.
We will start now.
I feel like I'm getting closer.
Okay, please lower your hands.
Get ready...
Start!
She stopped!
She's cute!
It's not an American comedy!
It's too funny, everyone.
She's moving too much!
Wait!
I can't grab her panties!
It's too funny!
Time's up!
Sirizawa-san won!
I did it!
I don't know how a fire works, but when a fire works, I get goose bumps.
I'm getting goosebumps!
It was so fun!
I'm so frustrated!
Please go back to your seats.
Next up is Yumemi and Pegasus-san!
I lost. It was so hard.
I've never done a handshake before.
It's my first time in my life.
It's her first time doing a handshake...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Look, Pegasus, look!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
It's not that kind of game!
I'm scared!
Follow the rules! Don't hit each other!
This is so fun!
Ready, set, go!
Yumemi won!
I've never seen a match like this before.
What's with that face?
This is awesome!
Let's move on to the final round.
Yumemi and Shizuto will compete in the final round.
But you'll get important points, so let's do our best.
This is the final round.
Get your hands ready.
Ready, set, go!
This is a good match!
You can do it!
You two are so strong!
You can do it!
This is like a woman's fight.
What's going on?
They're fighting!
This is amazing!
You'll never win!
The winner is Shizuto and Yumemi!
Shizuto and Yumemi won!
Shizuto and Yumemi!
You're doing better than usual!
I didn't even get a point!
You surprised me!
Shizuto, you were strong!
Shizuto, you were at the bottom, but you got points!
How do you feel?
I finally got points!
Congratulations!
You can do it with both of you!
Here is an announcement from Boat Race!
Midnight Boat Race is held this month as well!
Midnight Boat Race, which is held once every month in 2023,
will be held in Wakamatsu, Boat Race in December!
This month as well, Odd Taxi's collaboration campaign "Odd Night Boat Race"
will be held for a limited period of up to December 9th!
The campaign will be held on the night when the 12 stories of the new chapter, which started this year, start to unfold,
and prizes such as odd taxi collaboration acrylic stand and blanket will be given away!
The acrylic stand that will be presented this month is "Yamamoto"!
The campaign will be held for a limited period of up to December 9th, so please check it out and apply!
And according to the challenge cup held in November and the Grand Prix Queens Climax held in December,
"Who is the strongest this year?" annual end triathlon and winter triple bonus campaign will be held!
As of December 24th, we are accepting campaign applications for the Grand Prix with the second chapter!
There are three major application patterns!
You can apply from the campaign site "Let's all think about it! Boat race quiz"!
You can also apply from "x" for the 1st place prediction campaign for the prize ranking in 2023!
You can easily apply on Twitter with only the official account "horror" and the campaign post "repost"!
There is a "horror and repost" campaign!
Sony TV 50 type, JTV travel voucher, nice trip 300,000 yen, and ranking 1st place racer photo and autograph set,
Boat Race x Unoki original quo card, etc. You can get luxurious prizes!
Please check the campaign page for "quosquois" and we look forward to your applications!
And this year, a winter special event will be held at 6 WAKE ROPPONGI, which is the launch site of Boat Race!
There is a lot of content to liven up the night of December!
From December 1st, 6 WAKE GARDEN 2D、6 WAKE ROPPONGI ILLUMINATION will be held!
ROPPONGI's night will be colored with the illumination of light and sound that produces a fantastic night!
Also, from December 14th, a projection mapping event will continue last year!
This year's concept is "kabuki"!
Using 3DCC, we will launch a completely new story based on Boat Race with the most advanced video quality!
In addition, on the 15th and 16th of April, we will hold an open live broadcast event!
On Friday, Kurokuru Second Members will host a projection mapping event,
and on Saturday, 2.5 Dimension Actors will host an independent event to celebrate the recently held Grand Prix and Queen's Climax!
In addition, Boat Race is currently holding a #Boat Race Kabuki Campaign!
Follow @xYou can participate in the campaign by digging into the old Twitter boat race official account and reposting the campaign post!
Win a Kifaru, an electric kettle, 1 liter of Cafe Control, a two-piece tea set in original packaging, and an Amazon gift card worth 2,000 yen by lottery!
A unique collaboration between a boat race and Kabuki! Kamio is Ushiwakamaru, Shido is Benkei, and two people who descended into the world of Kabuki face off in a boat race! How will the outcome of the battle be...
Check out the projection mapping to see the results you're interested in! We look forward to receiving your applications!
Yes, there are a lot of leaks, really!
Yes, that's right, we're doing a lot, so enjoy!
Yes, and the number of comments is 2,500! We've already surpassed that number a long time ago, so Raynyan!
yes!
As for the song, please give me the fourth song!
yes!
Good!
Mmm…know me, hold on me
I love you again, just let me hear you say it
Give me a kiss and pat my hair over
A kiss and smile
I love you again, just let me hear you say it
Keeping going with this dance
Keeping going and dancing
I love you again, just let me hear you say it
Kiss me, put your arms around me
Cry cry cry cry oh
I love you again, just let me hear you say it
♪ I want you to stay like this forever ♪
♪ I want you to stay like this ♪
♪ Hold me, hold me, hold me ♪
♪ Oh lonely night ♪
♪ I'm not a guy who'll look up as much as you do ♪
♪ Hmm ♪
Woah!
That was pretty good, Rango!
That was great!
I'm very satisfied!
I might have repeated it a lot.
Um, can I hear the original song?
No, no, no!
I might have made a mistake!
No, no, you were good.
It's good you listened closely.
I'm glad you had enough volume.
I don't know if I'm singing alone or not.
I was surprised, but you had a lot of time to talk in a small voice.
Was it right? Thank you!
Well, everyone, it's the last race. Let's do our best!
The 12th race of Nagasaki Omura will be held.
From the first row, Ryuya Takaoka, 30 years old, A2 Yamaguchi branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 19,845,600 yen.
In the second row, Osamu Hirotsugu, 40 years old, A2 Yamaguchi branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 20,267,000 yen.
In the third row, Ryo Uehara, 28 years old, B1 Tokyo branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 9,922,000 yen.
In the fourth row, Shinya Kawano, 34 years old, A2 Fukuoka branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 2,119,866 yen.
In the fifth row, Shintaro Mori, 39 years old, B1 Fukuoka branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 1,201,200 yen.
In the sixth row, Yuji Yamaguchi, 44 years old, A1 Nagasaki branch.
The prize money for 2022 is 2,737,000 yen.
In the second row, FukuRacer, but...
What?
Is it similar? What is it?
Is it Egasas-chan?
It's like Kuro-chan is doing something ridiculous again.
Hey!
Egasas' expression was terrible, really!
Yeah, it's funny.
Well, let's listen to the races you're interested in.
Let's start with Shirito-san, please.
What does that mean?
Well...
I'm interested in the second row, Hirotsugu.
Second row...
Kurosuta-san, what kind of racer is he?
Well, he's a racer who's been keeping his A2 rank for a long time.
And his head has been like that for about ten years now.
- Has it been cooled down? - Yes.
Hmm...
- Is it similar? - No, I'm sorry.
I asked you, but you didn't answer me at all.
You asked me, didn't you?
I asked you! I asked you properly!
I'm counting on you, Shirito-san! This is the final race!
- I'm serious about this! - I'm counting on you!
- Yes! - Yes!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Then, Sensei, please explain the next point.
Yes, here it is!
Pay attention to the start timing!
Sensei, what do you mean?
I really don't like it.
The start is just to the right of the names of the racers.
Here we have F0, L0, and 0.x.
This is the start timing of the first car, 0.1 something.
The start of a boat race is the moment when the orange needle of the clock hits zero.
The average start is how many seconds later than the start.
The smaller the number of starts, the better.
For example, if F starts before the orange needle of the clock hits zero,
L starts one second later than the orange needle of the clock hits zero,
These two penalties are tough.
In the German series, you get a double penalty and you get back the penalty at the moment.
I don't have an F1 car at the moment,
but if I had an F1 car or F2 car instead of F0 car, I would have been more careful.
Thank you very much. Please pay attention to that.
Let's start the race. Please write down your predictions in three years.
Now, it's time for "One-Drive Prediction Chance".
From the crew who has the most points, choose one of your favorite cars in order,
and give 30 points to the crew who chose the best race.
Currently, first place is KAJI, second place is PEGASUS, third place is SILZER, and fourth place is YUMEMI.
So, please choose a race that you think is in first place KAJI.
Wait a minute, Kurosuma-san! What should we do?
You can't say it out loud!
You can't say it out loud, can you?
Wow! I'm looking forward to it!
HIROTSUGU-san in second place, please!
Let's go with PEGASUS-chan.
Ah, I'm in first place...
That's right.
I'll choose it.
In first place, it's SILZER-san.
Huh? What should I do?
I'm in third place...
What should I do?
Huh?
I'll go in third place.
UEHARA-san in third place.
In third place...
YUMEMI...
Yes! I'll go in sixth place!
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
Sixth place...
Now, what will happen?
Viewers, please predict the race on your teleboat.
You can easily vote from your smartphone or computer.
Now, let's check the odds.
Here are the top three and ten.
Is it a little split?
One, two, four is the most popular, and eleven points and five.
But six is also coming in.
One, two, six, and one, six, two are also popular.
What should I do?
Viewers, please give us your predictions.
We're looking forward to your comments.
Now, KUROSUDA-san, who do you think is the most popular racer here?
Well, first of all, this isn't a back-to-back race.
At the start of the race, YAMAGUCHI-sensei was in sixth place...
No, he was in third place.
Huh?!
I think he'll be in third place this time.
So, one, two, six, three, four, five...
Besides, look at this.
YAMAGUCHI-sensei is from A1 class, and he's from around here.
The strongest racer in A1 class was in sixth place.
But now that we're in A1 class, we must not stop in sixth place!
Oh, there it is!
So, we have a box of one, three, and six.
So, I think we have a six-header here.
Also, if HIROTSUGU-sensei is in first place,
TAKAOKA-sensei and YAMAGUCHI-sensei will be in second place.
I'd like to emphasize that.
Yes, thank you.
We can't stop in sixth place.
But, TADAKA-san, can you do it?
Yes!
Here it is.
One, two, three...
Two, four...
One, three, six...
One, two, four...
Three, six...
One, three, six, two...
Yes, I'm thinking of putting in a six, too.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
Which one is it?
Hmm...
Who asked you?!
Who asked you just now?!
You're kidding me...
Which one is it?
Oh, it's this one!
I hope it's this one.
Hmm...
Three, six, two or something like that.
Yes!
It looks like we'll get quite a lot of answers.
Yes, thank you.
Then, PECASUS-chan, can you do it?
Yes, go ahead!
Go ahead!
Six, two, one, two...
Four thousand, nine hundred.
Four thousand, nine hundred...
One equals two minus six...
Two, two thousand, five hundred...
I'd like to put it in.
Wow, six, two, one, two...
The game is important.
You're confident, aren't you?
You know...
I'm going to be a man.
A man who wrote "kan" in kanji...
No, not that kind of man...
Kanji...
The one that looks like a man, right?
So, I'd like to dress up cooler than anyone else.
Oh...
That's good.
That's good, but...
Please guess correctly.
Then, shall we go with YUMI?
Yes!
I wrote it myself, so I'm going to put in a locker head and be realistic.
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
I'd be happy if I got a locker head.
That's how I feel.
Hold down the hole eye, too.
Yes!
Okay, then...
KAJI, would you like to go, too?
Yes!
If I don't get it right next time, I won't be able to sell it.
So, I'm a little worried, but...
If I could, I'd be grateful if the second place winner could say it.
That's why it turned out like this.
Thank you!
Yes, yes, yes...
There's a locker head, too, right?
Yes!
Thank you!
It's the last race, so...
Yes!
Um...
It's pretty...
The comments are about how you spent 4,900 yen.
It looks like you're caught up in Pegasus-chan's 4,900 yen.
I spent half of what I could spend.
The one you're holding right now is 9980 yen, right?
That's right.
Isn't this cute?
The one you got earlier.
Is it cute?
It's water-soluble, so...
It's cute!
It's a luxury item?
Yes, it's a luxury item from Sanrio Character 2023.
It's a luxury item, and you calculated it.
Yes!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's okay now!
I'm sorry!
It's a pretty important time right now!
Why?
Yes, this...
Sirizawa-chan said it already...
Right?
That it's pretty extreme...
Right?
Shouldn't you go even if it's your destiny?
There are comments like that, too, right?
Yes...
Eh, is this wrong?
Has Yumemi-chan changed a little?
I'm sorry! I spent too much!
I spent too much, so I erased it!
I'm going to fold it back!
I didn't fold it back!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Yumemi is...
If it's like this, she'll definitely go!
That's right.
I'll think about it!
Now, it's important Sirizawa-san's prediction!
Yes!
1, 2, 3, 4,000 points...
1, 2, 6, 5,000 points...
She said it!
I'll use 10,000 points!
There's only 600 points left, so it'll probably be gone...
Will it be within 6?
1, 2, 3...
It's okay!
Oh! I want it to hit!
Please hit it!
Is there a little bit left?
There's only 9,000 points left, so will there be 600 points left?
If it's 600 points or not, it's a waste!
That's right!
Which one should I put it in?!
It doesn't matter!
1, 2, 6!
She said 1, 2, 6!
Really?!
Is it okay for me to put it in?
1, 2, 6 is cheaper!
Ah, I see!
If you're going to put it in, it's better to put it in the cheaper one!
5,600 points!
It's not like Sirizawa-san is saying it!
For my mother!
Please put it in!
Okay!
We're in a bit of a fight! What will happen?!
Okay, Kuro-chan! Can you put it in?
Let's go! I'm also in a fight!
Here it is!
Yes! A box of 1, 2, 6!
And...
3, 4...
4...
Um...
The one below is 4 points...
I bought it for 3, 4, 4, 6, 1, 6...
And here it is!
In total, it's 10 points!
Yes, so 1, 2, 3...
Um...
1, 2, 6...
3, 4...
5...
That's how much it should be...
If...
1, 2 wasn't that much...
I thought that the one below would be better, so I bought it!
With this...
Akane-chan...
Can you do a side show opera festival?!
Woo!
Yes! If I win, I'll do it!
No, no, you said it!
You said it!
I didn't say it about Manchuria!
I'll have you do it!
If I win, okay?
Yes!
Can you do a side show opera festival?!
That's amazing!
Okay, and...
There are 3,000 comments, so Reina, please sing one more song!
If I sing now, will it be cut off?!
If it does, I'll go home in shock!
No, don't go home!
There's still one hour!
Then I'll sing right away!
1, 2...
Pull me, pull me, love me, love me
I'm always happy to be with you
I love you, girl!
This victory!
Victory!
Woo!
Victory!
Yeah!
Canton boy!
Thank you!
Just barely...
It's safe...
Good work!
There weren't enough points, so I added 100 points!
Which one is it?
These 1, 3...
No, 1, 2, 6!
I changed it to 300 points!
Okay, thank you!
Yes!
Please!
Wow!
Huh?
It went in!
What is this?
Who is this?
Is it a fight?
What's going on?
Is it a fight?
Is it a suspicious movement?
It's a suspicious movement!
It's a quiet fight!
Isn't this a pretty unusual pattern?
It's pretty messy.
Didn't everyone give up?
3 and 4 gave up at the start, but...
I'm thinking about what to do now.
Will 4 go in?
3 is a little...
3 is...
3 had water in the boat, and now it's coming out.
Huh?!
Is that possible?!
If there's water in it, it'll lose balance.
Why?!
There's a sponge inside, and you use the sponge to push it out.
Oh, but it's 3, 4, and 6 now.
It's a strategy.
Why does water go in?
Number 6 moved forward, right?
Yes.
The water bounces off of it, and it goes in.
Hey!
You can't put water in someone's boat!
No, no...
I'm sure you can!
I didn't do it on purpose!
After the race is over and you're driving in the back, it's all wet.
The driver's seat.
If you flip it over like this, water comes out.
Huh?!
It's not a wet body, Shintaro.
It looks cold in winter.
Yeah, it's cold.
No, no...
I knew it!
1, 2, 6...
3, 4, and 5 are coming in.
They started one second ago.
4 is passing, and 3 is going in.
And 6 is frozen.
It's going in!
3, 4, and 6!
It's 3, 4, and 6!
I have 3, 4, and 6!
Akane!
Isn't it Manchuria?
If it's 3, 4, and 6, it's Manchuria.
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's do an Akane festival!
It's going to be 3, 4, and 6!
3, 4, and 6!
It's not started yet!
You still have one episode left.
Oh, there's another one!
Both episodes are fine.
Akane!
Yes!
Get naked!
Take it all off!
Yo! It's show!
Take it all off!
She did it!
I didn't think she'd hit it perfectly like that!
She's amazing! She's really amazing!
She really is!
She's amazing!
It's not like you have to see it all, but we don't look at it with erotic eyes.
We look at it with artistic eyes, so it's okay.
That's true.
It's not okay.
It's okay!
At least look at it with erotic eyes.
I'm sorry, but...
Look at it with erotic eyes.
She did it!
Wow!
What do we do?
Come on!
Is it Manchuria?
I think she's going to Manchuria.
Manchuria!
It hurts! It hurts!
God, please make Akane happy!
My Akane!
Please make me happy!
So, Kuro-chan has been eliminated!
You've been eliminated, everyone!
It was a difficult race, wasn't it?
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
But the studio might have been too long.
Kuro-chan has been eliminated!
Akane-chan!
I'm glad!
We don't know the answer yet.
Here we go!
And Sanaka-san and Kurosuda-san were wrong!
That's too bad!
But it's totally fine!
It's weird to drink it!
Isn't it Manchuria?!
Isn't it?!
It's totally Manchuria!
Really?!
That's the only thing I know!
I'm surprised!
I mean, really...
I took in so much temperature...
It's totally Manchuria!
Huh?!
It's totally Manchuria!
Wait, wait!
Isn't it totally Manchuria?!
It's totally Manchuria!
Huh?!
No, it's not totally Manchuria!
One-year ticket is 3.4 yen, 1,460 yen.
Three-year ticket is 3.6 yen, 5,790 yen.
And so...
And so, as a result of the race...
Here are the points of the four of you!
Everyone, you missed it!
You did a terrible thing!
Your bonus is 70 points!
However, since we don't have much time this time...
Everyone, you didn't participate in the penalty game!
No one did it today!
I see...
And for the one-year ticket prediction chance...
Shirizawa-san, who chose the most important race...
Won with 3.1 points!
It increased a little, but...
And now, it's time for viewers' voting!
Please vote for the crew that improved the most today...
By multiplying the voting rate by 100 points!
Then, let's start voting!
The voting time starts now for about one minute!
Then, let's start!
Viewers' votes will be displayed under the "Boat Race Channel" screen.
Please vote for the crew that improved the most today!
It's almost over!
And so...
Kajii, please say a few words!
I couldn't participate in the penalty game in the end...
So I'm a little nervous!
Viewers, please vote for me!
I'll do my best!
Now, Shirizawa-chan, please vote too!
I couldn't get the last one either, so my points are a little low. What happens to me if I get a special edition?
No, no, no, no, I absolutely can't.
Please!
What? Now, Yumemi!
I might be able to participate in a special edition, but I'm always aiming for first place,
and I want to be first place, so please vote for me if you like!
Now, Pegasus!
I've lost a lot of votes, but please vote for me!
Oh, and lastly!
I did my best in the delusional situation today! You saw it, right? Please vote for me!
Now, what will happen?
We're almost there! We're collecting the results!
Now, we've had a lot of competition this time, but who do you think did their best today?
I'm sorry, but I don't want to get jealous or anything like that, but I really want you to be first place, Pegasus!
No, Pegasus! We haven't met before!
No, we haven't met before! I really want to meet you!
You know, I'm actually pretty tall.
Really? How tall are you?
154.5 cm.
Aren't you short?
No, I'm not that tall!
What? Are you trying to trick me? I'm not that tall!
But you're wearing high heels, so you're tall.
No, it's the same for everyone.
Yeah, you're the same, Renato.
No, I'm not the same.
Now, what will happen?
Yeah, I really don't know about today.
I wonder what happened to Cazzy. Was it a landing battle?
Oh no!
Sorry for keeping you waiting! Here is the result of today's viewers vote!
Who is it?!
It's Cazzy!
It's pretty close, but Cazzy got 36% of the votes!
Thank you, Renato!
Now, let's take a look at the results of the SNS Like Challenge.
That's right!
Who did we get the most likes for?
The person with the most likes will win 3000 points!
Now, let's start with Cazzy!
Yes! My like count is 173 likes! Thank you very much!
Yes, 173 likes!
Now, Shirizawa-san!
69 likes!
Now, Yurumi!
Yes, my like count is 105 likes!
105 likes!
Thank you!
Now, Pegasus-chan!
Pegasus' like count is 28 likes!
That's not a lot of likes!
But it's higher than Yeina's age!
No, no, no!
It's higher than my foot size!
I see!
So, the person with the most likes is Cazzy-chan!
Congratulations on getting 3000 points!
Now, is it possible...
that we'll get a penalty of 6 days?
Yes!
How will it be?
How many Abema points did we get?
Here is the final result!
The result is...
Oh! Cazzy-chan got 14640 points!
So, that means...
We got more!
So, that means...
Shirizawa-chan is 12th!
12th!
Pegasus is 9th!
And Yumemi is 2nd!
Cazzy is 6th!
5th!
Since there are only 4 people left, it's decided!
It's a casino, so it will be decided next week!
But I'm happy you got a lot of points! Thank you very much!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Thank you!
We'll do our best!
And next week, from 5 pm, we'll be broadcasting a special episode!
We'll be looking forward to the battle between new and old crews!
And every Saturday, from 3 pm, we'll have Brain Turned by Nami Nori!
Kekoriko Endo and Nishimura Honoka will welcome special guests
and take on various missions!
Tomorrow, we'll have Michael Tomioka! Please look forward to it!
And finally, after this broadcast, from 9 pm,
we'll be broadcasting "Kuro-chan and Kuro-chan Midnight Space,"
an adult boat race show!
Please continue to watch it on Boat Race Channel!
No, not Kuro-chan, but Kuro-chan will answer any questions!
Thank you!
Everyone, thank you!
Thank you!
How about you, Nekaji?
Thank you!
Enthusiasm!
Yes!
I'll do my best with enthusiasm and passion!
I'll do my best! Thank you!
Now, Shirizawa-chan, please!
Yes! Speaking of "Midnight," I'm very good at it,
so please look forward to it!
No, no, please look forward to it!
Now, Yumemi!
An adult Yumemi might run away!
Pegasus!
Crush the apron!
I'm a sexy pet, Pegasus Yuina!
Please look forward to "Midnight," too!
Is that Shin-chan?
Seriously, you're the best!
Now, Reina! Please look forward to it, too!
Please look forward to it!
She said it!
Like that!
Now, by the way, you haven't forgotten, right, Akane-chan?
After this, you'll be doing "Midnight," right?
You were doing it earlier, so please look forward to it!
I'll do my best!
Yes!
Now, everyone!
After this, too, on the boat...
Wa-wa-wa-wan!
[scary music]
This show is full of warriors!
"Kuro-chan and Kuro-chan's Midnight Space"!
[applause]
We have a birthday like this, too!
So, "Midnight Space" has started!
It's me, Kuro-chan of "Boat Race Monster"!
Wow wow wow wow wow!
Everyone! Midnight!
For two weeks in a row!
Are you having fun?!
Yay yay yay yay yay!
Yay! Yay yay!
I thought you couldn't hear anything
But you weren't wearing headphones!
You weren't coming home
So you were worried!
You're wearing a cape again!
You're wearing it all by yourself!
The staff
Won't wear it with you anymore
You're really surprised!
You know?!
But if you lose your cape
You get embarrassed
And you feel really bad!
We're late in introducing ourselves
But let's continue
With this guest joining us!
Go ahead!
My horns grew back!
I'm Tanaka Minyo!
Minyo!
Minyo is really cute!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Kneel!
Yes! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Now!
Kurosuta-san!
What?! Kurosuta-san too?!
What's with that outfit?!
It's a new one!
It's a new one?!
Your face is red
So it's perfect!
You're a devil!
Am I?!
Am I a devil?!
You're a devil!
We'll get into it now!
Since we're adults
We'll have a midnight boat race!
First!
For those of you who are wondering
What a midnight boat race is
It's a bit sexy!
Akane-chan!
Please explain!
Please!
I'm Akeyama Akane,
an announcer for Abema!
So!
A midnight boat race is a boat race
that you can enjoy for a longer period of time!
In 2023,
we plan to have boat races in
Shimonoseki, Wakamatsu, and Oomura
and the number of days you can enjoy
is increasing!
In 2022, we had 6 boat races
but this year we'll have 12 boats
and we'll have one boat race every month!
The time schedule is
the first race starts at 17
and the end of the 12th race
is around 21.30 to 22.40!
And in this midnight space
the lucky crews
will
make it sexy for you!
will make it sexy for you!
Self introduction!
What is that?
Is it the election song?
I'm Kajikoto Kajishimaya.
It's long.
Is it long?
Next, sexy!
I'm Shirizawako and Serizawa Marina.
Oh, no!
I'm Shirizawa Marina and Serizawa Kato.
I'm Yumemiko and Aoyagi Yume.
Yume-chan!
Pegasuskuto, Pegasus Yume desu!
What is she saying? Is she trying to be slick?
It's funny, but it's sexy.
Now we will explain the rules of this show.
This Midnight Space is a prediction battle between four Kuru-chan teams and Kuro-chan and Tanaka-san, two Kuro- chan teams.
And Kuro-chan, there is a penalty game, right?
That's right! If Kuru-chan and Tanaka-san miss the prediction, we will use this roulette to decide the penalty game.
We will have you do a lot of things!
This one!
That's right!
By the way, Kuru-chan, you must be tired at this time.
I told you to change this!
It hasn't changed!
I was really tired last year.
The cape is off!
It's okay!
The cape is...
I'm doing it myself!
I'll make you do it!
In addition, there is one more important announcement!
The team that loses in the end will be challenged to kiss in paradise!
One representative of the losing team will kiss in front of the camera for 30 seconds!
You will kiss in front of all cameras!
It's all in front of the camera!
Whether you win or lose, it's delicious for the viewers!
By the way, do you remember?
We received questions from viewers earlier!
We will have you answer a lot of questions in the middle of the show!
Be prepared!
Kuru-chan!
Good luck!
I know!
I don't know if I can answer it!
It's hard!
This is the race you will be predicting!
Please predict two races for today!
By the way, there is no ABMA point in this program!
Please predict it in three rows and enter it within 12 points at most!
Each person, please write your prediction on one flip!
Kuru-chan's team and Kuro-chan's team will determine the number of wins!
If it's the same score, unfortunately, Kuru-chan's team will lose and kiss in paradise!
Kuru-chan, are you okay?
Yuina's sexiness is overflowing!
Yumimi is a little embarrassed!
I was surprised!
Let's go!
First round! Fukuoka Wakamatsu!
To compete in the 11th race is...
8,03,000 yen!
4th place, Uno Kenta!
55 years old, A2 Tokushima branch!
2,022 yen!
2,683,800 yen!
5th place, Omote Kenichi!
46 years old, B1 Fukui branch!
2,022 yen!
2,307,700 yen!
6th place, Shinagawa Kenji!
50 years old, B1 Gunma branch!
2,022 yen!
1,634,000 yen!
How do you feel now?
Pegasus-chan, are you angry?
I thought I saw something amazing!
No, it's you!
What kind of expression are you making?
Pegasus-chan, is there any racer you're interested in?
I didn't ask much.
Yonemaru Noe-senshi.
She's cute.
Yui-na is a little sexy.
Yui-na is a little better.
What are you talking about?
She's the only female racer.
How about you, Kurosuda-san?
She's a young and growing racer.
I think she's the best among all of us.
She's the only female racer, but I don't think we should underestimate her.
Thank you.
How about you, Yumemi?
I'm interested in the only A1 racer, Siemens-san.
Siemens-san?
How about you?
I've been racing for about 25 years since my debut.
After my debut, I got disqualified right away.
After that, I didn't make it all the way to Okinawa.
But I'm strong.
But I'm a little heavy.
That's all I'm interested in.
I see.
Everyone, please take that into account and predict the race.
Both teams, please write your predictions in the comment section.
Viewers, please also give us your predictions.
We're waiting for your comments.
Mr. Kurosuda, please tell us about the points of this race.
This is also a semi-final race.
Both teams are in the semi-final race today.
That means we have a good racer in our team.
And of course it's Siemens.
But as I said earlier, Onemaru's motor is really good.
That's why he has a good attack and a good head.
1-3-3-1 overtaking.
And he put Higashimoto in second place.
That's 12 points.
That's right.
Midnight has 12 points.
Ah!
I see.
I can put in two more points.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
The devil is hot, so I'll put it in.
Okay.
Let's take a look at the top ten of the three-in- a-row.
1-2-4 is the most popular, but it's 6.4 times lower.
Basically, it's 1-1.
1-3 is also popular.
That's what I think.
1-2, maybe?
Is it okay to put it in first place?
That head is also popular in the top ten.
So, Katsu, are you hesitating?
I want you to wait properly.
No, no, no.
Surprisingly, you protect the concept properly.
If you were doing it in a sexy way, I would appreciate it.
Ah, then Pegasus-chan will go.
Pegasus-san found you.
No, no, no.
This way.
No, what is it?
You're good!
Eye angle, face angle, sexy, who is that?
You're good!
I would like to go with 456 BOX and 246 BOX.
Who is it?
She is...
A sexy woman.
- No, no, no. - She is a sexy woman.
No, I do have a sexy side.
- I thought it was one of the members. - She looks like you, right?
- Doesn't she look like me? - Who?
Doesn't she look like me?
Pegasus-san, who is it?
I'm sorry if you don't know.
But, Tanaka-san, please predict it!
Right.
It is this.
One, two, equals three. One, three, four. Three, one, two, four!
Well, in my opinion...
Let's see...
I like 1, Zen, 3, 4.
That's what I think.
It seems like you'll get quite a lot of votes depending on which song you play.
Yes, quite a lot.
Then, Kajii, would you like to go next?
Chira?
Chira?!
1, 2, 4, box...
1, 3, turn around...
2, 4, 5.
What's wrong? Are you sick, Kajii?
Are you sick?
No, I'm not sick.
Are you okay today?
I'm fine today.
I'll guess it at night!
No, no, no!
Did you find it?
No.
Then, Shiritori, let's go.
1, 2, 4, box...
1, 3, 4, 1, 3, 5...
1, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3, 1, 5.
I'll guess it sexy!
I'm sorry, I just raised my hand.
There wasn't any sexiness in it.
To put it bluntly...
The last one is Yumemi.
Okay!
I chose one head, two heads, and three heads respectively.
I'll guess it.
Yumemi will guess it for sure.
Right?
She's keeping it open.
But Kuro-chan, do you want to go last?
Ah, I can't!
Are you LINEing?
I'm not LINEing!
I chose it properly!
After this, let's go eat sukiyaki!
No, no, no.
You'll gain weight! You'll gain weight!
If you like shabu-shabu...
Let's also eat rice!
Is what she's writing.
I'm not writing it!
Please do!
No, I'm doing it!
You're a friend, so...
She's doing her best writing it.
Also, really...
The cape and all...
This stick is really in the way.
If you put it down, I'll kill you.
Okay, I'll write it!
Can I show it?
Yes, please!
Huh? If I look at it like this...
Akane-chan looks like a fake.
What is this?
Is it a fake?
It's real.
It's always real.
Hmm...
Okay, I got it!
I want to see if it's real or not, so...
Can I have one of those Christmas...
...touches?
A Christmas...
...touches?
Yes, I bought one of those.
You're good at it.
It's not like I'm good at it.
Since Christmas is coming up, I'll do it.
Okay!
Ring, ring, ring...
...touches!
It's real!
It's good, isn't it, Kurosawa-san?
It's too good!
Then, let's put it out.
I want you to do it in advance.
This...
1, 2, 2, 1...
...and 1, 4, 1...
...and this is 12...
...it's 12.
Okay, you have 6,000 points.
If you show it like this...
...ring, ring, ring...
...it's only right for Akane-chan...
...to show her baseball sword, right?
Baseball sword?
Do you want me to take it off?
Yes.
I see...
I won't take it off, though...
No, you just...
You just took it off like you were taking it off, right?
I see!
I'll take it off...
I have to take it off...
But, well...
If you hit it...
If you hit half a million points...
...I'll take it off.
No, this...
This midnight...
...shouldn't have taken it off!
I see!
But, earlier...
Um...
I hit half a million points, so...
So...
I'll have you do it later, so...
...thank you in advance!
No!
I've never heard of half a million points!
I have half a million points, so...
Yes!
Thank you in advance!
Kurosawa-san, do you have half a million points?
To be precise, it's half a million points, right?
It's half a million points, right?
Yes.
Oh, you have it!
No, I don't.
Oh, you don't?!
No, I do!
If you say that, Akane-chan!
It's an opera!
It's a "darn" scene!
Darn!
Wow!
Darn, darn!
Booyon, booyon!
Just throw it!
You're really good at responding!
If you don't have enough time, let's do it again.
No!
Wait, wait!
Can you show it to me one more time?
No, no!
Can you show it to me one more time?
I haven't used it yet!
Yui-chan is the main character, so...
Yes, it looks like Shirizawa-chan...
...is trying to show off her presence here...
...so I understand!
Please show us "darn, darn"!
"Darn, darn"!
Here you go!
"Darn, darn"!
Here you go!
"Darn, darn"! Here you go!
Shirizawa-chan, you look good in Midnight.
Yeah, it suits you.
It suits you, doesn't it?
Do you think I look good in Midnight?
No, you look really good in it.
I really wanted you to get it right, so we were cheering for you to get it right.
I hope you get it right.
"Darn, darn"! Here you go!
Sexy!
I'm not good at it!
No, no, I'm not good at it, really.
I know you think so!
It's kind of funny.
But what I like about it is that when I was talking with Sylver-chan just now,
I was able to see that she was holding back her whistle.
Yeah, she was breathing properly.
I thought she was doing it properly.
She's serious, isn't she?
Yeah, she's serious.
Is Ms. Kazushima popular in her private life?
Ms. Kazushima is not as popular as I am in my private life!
What should I do?!
She's still holding back her whistle!
She doesn't like radio waves.
I'm not interested in it today.
I'm not interested in it.
But I think you're a good woman.
No, I'm not interested in it.
I think you're that kind of woman.
No, I think you are.
Really?!
You can breathe properly.
You seem like you'd lift me up.
But you're too beautiful.
I feel like you're going to play with me.
Eh, really?!
I don't want you to play with me.
I want to be a sexy woman like you.
Ah, is it still too far?!
Is it still too far?!
Is it still too far for you to beat me?!
I'll do my best to run!
I'll do my best to catch up with you!
It's already started!
Start!
Did you hit it?
I think I hit it.
Where's No. 2?
Here you go! Thank you!
Where are you?
You're fast!
It's either 142 or 145.
145?!
But I got a 3.
145?!
You got a 3!
145?!
You can do it, Aya-chan!
But I can't do it anymore.
145?!
Don't give up!
145?!
She doesn't have a 4.
The demon King always wins the Japan Night!
Wow!
Oh no!
This is bad!
Oh no!
I'm in trouble!
Is everyone okay?
Are you okay?
Oh, nice. Kurokawa is saying "isn't it okay?"
Is this an erector spinal disorder?
He's saying "isn't it okay?"
No, no, no
Huh?
Today, Kaji and Shirizawa are going to use a freeze game.
Freeze game
"Freeze game" Daichan is saying "no" in the comments.
He really hasn't come recently.
That's true.
Freeze game
It's crazy that Daichan doesn't come and we're doing this.
Freeze game
Here we go.
Freeze game
Isn't it pretty good?
It's not that hard here.
Freeze game
You're complimenting me and my cape is off.
Stop it!
The result is 1, 4, 5.
Kuro-chan won!
Unfortunately, Kuro-chan lost.
It's been a while since I heard "anpon-tan".
It was so good.
Anpon-tan is correct!
The result is 1, 4, 5.
The total prize money is 1,670 yen.
Here is the result of the race.
Kuro-chan's team won.
Kuro-chan is a devil.
Kurasada-san, please explain the race.
First of all, No. 2 Higashimoto is a little depressed.
However, No. 3 Yonemaru has a good motor.
No. 1 Yonemaru is cautious.
That's why No. 3 Yonemaru was playing with No. 3 Yonemaru's motor.
However, No. 3 Yonemaru is aware of No. 3 Yonemaru's motor.
So No. 1 Yonemaru was playing aggressively against No. 3 Yonemaru's motor.
Then, Yonemaru won.
This is also the reason that No. 1 Yonemaru was playing aggressively against No. 3 Yonemaru's motor.
This is why both No. 4 and No. 3 Yonemaru are very cautious about motor.
However, No. 3 Yonemaru has a good motor.
No. 2 Yonemaru was a favorite player of Kuro-chan and No. 3 Yonemaru.
Yes, No. 2 Yonemaru was a good player of Kuro-chan and No. 3 Yonemaru.
Yes, but Yonemura is coming from inside, and Omote tried to dodge it, but he went forward with a strong grip.
I don't know what to say, but Yontei is in Kunz North Row, so I think there were a lot of strategies around that.
So Higashimoto wanted to go inside, but he couldn't.
And then he got dodged by No. 6.
This was a good situation for him. If it was No. 2, he would have won.
But he was lucky with No. 5.
Lucky.
There was a chance for No. 1, 4, and 6.
Yes, No. 1, 4, and 6, but I think No. 1, 4, and 6 were more expensive.
Yes, that's right.
It doesn't matter. It's a win.
Now, it's time for the long-awaited punishment game!
Midnight Kuro-chan Fever!
Now, Anpontans...
Anpontan?
Don't call me that!
Anpontan?
I, Kuro-chan, will spin the roulette!
Is it okay?
By the way, Yumemi...
Yes?
Which one do you want me to spin?
Huh...
Which one...
But if it's "takuru", I can speak as much as I like.
Which one?
Huh?
Other?
"Takuru".
I said "ta", you said "ta", right?
"Takuru".
"Takuru", this pronunciation is "takeru".
You can study, right?
You don't say "takeru" that much.
"Takeru".
That's amazing.
If you can say other "takeru" words, you must be pretty hungry, right?
No, no!
It's "maraguro-chan".
Then, let's go!
kuro-chan
midnight fever
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
"gudokare" (screwed up)
Wait, just now...
I thought it was "joshiana".
Just now, I think I understood what you wanted me to say.
Ah, everyone...
Everyone is hostile.
You really go to "joshiana" quite often, right?
That's true, that's true.
Now, the penalty game is "gudokareta".
This is okay for the initial talk, so...
It's fun!
Everyone, please answer so that it becomes tomorrow's internet news.
Then first, let's go with "kaji".
kuro-chan
"fever"!
I...
haven't really...
"gudokaretekonakatta" (screwed up)
That's right, you said "moten" (screwed up)
I'm really troubled right now, but...
the only thing I can say is...
"f".
"f"?
What's "f"?
"f".
Initial talk, so initial...
Who?
Even if I get "gudokare" (screwed up) by the fans, I'm troubled!
No!
Tom Brown!
No!
What should I do?
It's like, "I'm waiting for you!"
No, no.
It's not "I'll recruit you!"
Okay, I got it.
Since you recruited me, if you get "gudokare" (screwed up)
please tell me about it again on this show.
Of course!
I thought it would be a joke.
Dangerous, dangerous.
What kind of idol group is this?
Okay, next.
This one seems like something.
Shirizawa-chan, let's go.
Kuro-chan, "fever"!
Who got "gudokare" (screwed up)? Tell me!
K...
What? What did you say?
K...
There's a lot of "k"s.
I don't like it.
It's an initial, right?
Yes, it is.
By the way, which genre are you from?
What "k" are you talking about?
Oh, it's a martial art "k".
No, no, it sounds like it's true!
Wow!
Huh? Really?
I don't know.
You don't know?
She's talking like a demon.
Wow, I knew it.
By the way, is it direct or DM?
I want to know.
It's DM.
Wow!
For real!
But there are a lot of "k"s, right?
There really are "k"s.
It's like you're sending it to anyone.
No, it's not like that.
There are "k"s.
It's not "inmasu".
It's "inmasu".
At the end, you can say it's "sexy".
But it's a calculation, right?
That's a good DM.
I'll step on you, so please be careful.
That's true!
Kuro-chan, please don't send that kind of DM.
I'll step on you directly.
Yes, you'll step on me directly.
I don't know if you'll record it or not.
That's scary!
Let's move on to Yumemi.
She's not just cute, is she?
Yumemi, what do you have?
Let's go.
Kuro-chan fever!
If you're crazy about it, please tell me!
Since I'm an idol,
and I'm an idol who shines brightly,
I'm allowed to do it,
so I don't really have that kind of thing.
Can I be the one who's crazy about it?
No, say it more enthusiastically.
There's someone I really want to go eat with.
It's "hs".
"hs"?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Can I say it?
Can you say it?
It's Sumida Haruka-chan.
She's one of my members, and I like her.
I like her.
So...
I want to go eat with her.
She's one of my members, but she won't say it.
So I'm really crazy about it.
Okay, I don't care about that,
but have you ever been crazy about it in college?
I've never talked to a college student.
You don't talk?
I don't have a girlfriend,
and I've never talked to a college student.
I'm sorry, but this sad story is over!
If there's a college student watching this,
please talk to them.
I'm sorry, but I don't have a girlfriend.
What is it?
There's something wrong with Apga and Niki.
This is an unknown person.
Pegasus!
Pegasus...
Maybe Pegasus...
She's like that, but isn't she crazy about it?
Let's go!
Kuro-chan Fever, answer me!
My name is…
Oh!
That's it.
By the way, which genre do you belong to?
It's a secret.
I laughed.
What can you say?
A little more.
Every morning, morning and night, my mom tells me to wake up.
Mom.
One more time.
This...
Except for Sirizawa-chan, it's a bummer.
Well, it's fine.
Since Sirizawa-chan said it,
all three of you should thank Sirizawa-chan!
Thank you!
Yay!
Now, we will continue to receive questions from viewers.
Even now, please send us a lot of comments.
Now, we have a lot of questions.
Should we do this today?
What is your favorite color today?
Dagen!
You didn't ask me!
No, you asked me!
Is it the same every week?
No, you asked me!
Color?
Color.
Really?
You're a fanatic!
I think it's because we sent you questions last week,
you're curious about what color kids like this week, right?
So you're curious about everyone's colors, right?
That's right.
Now, Kaji!
What is your favorite color today?
Brown.
Oh my!
Brown.
Well, it's fine.
Sirizawa-chan!
What is your favorite color today?
Pure white.
It's white!
A color I'm not used to.
A color like an angel's wings.
Thank you!
Now, let's move on to Yume.
What is your favorite color today?
For me...
Since the weather was nice today...
Yellow!
Good morning.
A color like the sun.
Thank you.
Good morning.
Now, Pegasus.
What is your favorite color today?
For me...
Everyday...
Pink.
I like it.
Pink!
No matter how much the earth rotates...
No matter how much the earth doesn't rotate...
Even if Brazil and Japan are next to each other...
I like pink.
But...
But I like Kuromi-chan's...
This part.
Now, let's move on to the second round.
The 12th race will be held by...
These progressors.
Now, let's do our best.
There are only 5 minutes left until the end.
So we'll go with this meaning.
No, we don't have time for that.
Now, both teams, please write down your predictions in three years.
Dear viewers, please give us your predictions as well.
We'll be waiting for your comments.
Now, please tell us the points of this race, Kurosuda-san.
Yes, this is all up to Terada-senshu.
To be honest, I think the motors are out of place.
Are the motors okay?
They're pretty good.
So we'll start with Terada-senshu.
And for the motors...
All of the others are good...
But especially Miura-senshu and Shimoda-senshu stand out.
So we'll split these two teams into two teams...
And let the other three teams pass.
I think that'll work.
Thank you for your time.
But let's also look at the motors.
Here are the top three.
1, 2, and 3 are seven times higher.
1, 3, and 2 are 8.6 times higher.
Everyone is predicting from 1.
Kurosuda-san's prediction is also fixed at 1.
Now, it's four minutes before the end.
Four minutes?
Yes, surprisingly, we have time.
Here you go.
Oh, my hair...
Can you do it with both hands?
Yes.
Hot one.
One, two, zen, one, five, zen.
That's it.
One head is fixed, right?
Yes.
Then, Kajii-chan, would you like to go?
One, two, three, four, zen.
Perfect.
Kajii-chan is perfect.
One head, two, three, four, zen.
One, two, three, four, zen.
Yes.
Then, Yumemi, let's go.
What should I do?
I...
One, two, three, six...
I put two heads in it.
Yes.
There are three heads in a box, right?
Yes.
Then, let's go, Sumida-san.
One, two, three boxes and one, two, four...
One, three...
Four...
One, three, five...
One, three, six...
That's it.
Sumida-san also has one, two, three boxes.
Yes.
Here...
One...
Is it coming or not?
One is popular, but...
Sometimes it doesn't come.
Seriously, I've only put one.
Then, Tanaka-san, would you like to go?
Yes!
Is it okay? Is it twelve?
One, two equals three...
One, four...
Please look at this.
One, two, zen, four...
One equals four, five...
Is it twelve?
Is it okay?
Well, if it doesn't work, I'll delete it later.
No way!
Yeah.
It's probably twelve.
I'd be happy if it was four heads or something like that.
But I only have one and four heads.
Yes, thank you.
Then, Kuro-chan, can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
Oh, you're wrong.
It's a LINE screen, isn't it?
No, it's not! I'm buying it on telemode until the end!
I'm sending you my selfie right now.
I do it a lot, but...
No, I don't do it a lot, but...
It might reach Kuro-chan, so be careful.
It might really reach you, but be careful, everyone.
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't like it.
Be careful, really, over there.
Let's be careful.
Let's be careful!
Can you do it?
Hush, hush, it's noisy over there.
I think Megaman's team is being targeted the most.
Oh, no!
I don't like it!
It's definitely the same team!
We're going to win.
We're not going to win!
Here we go!
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 4...
Here we have 12 points!
We had a little competition this time.
This is also quite targeted for Manchuria, so...
If it reaches Manchuria...
We don't have to go for Kuro-chan's box anymore.
Akane-chan!
Please pull out two cards.
Two cards?!
If you pull out two cards, I'll be naked.
Just two cards are fine.
Just two cards.
If you pull out only two cards, I'll be naked.
Got it!
At least let me pull one out.
Okay, next up is...
We're going to play baseball!
We're going to hit a baseball!
We're going to hit it with Kuro-chan!
Oh, I see.
That's right!
It says "kachi kachi" but...
It's the king.
It's Satan-sama.
Even though it's Satan-sama...
It says "Satan Matsura" in the comments, so...
It must be the producer!
I don't know why they put it there.
That's right!
It's such a nuisance!
Also, Kuro-chan always has her headband on her back.
Turn around.
See?
Where did you put it?!
It's off!
That's off too!
What do you mean "that's off"?
The headband is off too!
The headband too!
She put it on herself!
What a scene!
Okay, we're playing like this, but...
I'm really going to hit it!
Kuro-chan and everyone, do your best!
It's a really weak scene!
Then let's hit it together!
That doesn't make sense!
That doesn't make sense at all!
I forgot!
You can't make mistakes like that!
I'm sorry!
That's dangerous!
Even if you do your best, you can't do it!
I'm sorry!
You can't lose!
In Shizuna-chan's words, we'll treat you next time!
I'm sorry!
Wait, aren't we being invited too?!
I don't like this!
No, we're the cherry blossoms!
Please comment!
Please comment on this hellish scene!
It's too beautiful!
These two are funny!
I want to go eat!
No, you don't!
I'm scared of heights!
It's starting!
She just said it!
It's starting!
You're wearing double-sided tape, right?
You're probably wearing it around your mouth, right?
No, that's not it!
Is it a headband?
Isn't it a headband?
It's probably a headband!
I'm sorry!
Why are you complaining about me at that timing?!
I'm not good at it, but it's sexy, isn't it?
Fortress, Bakamatsu, Binoculator, Anaconda...
It's too much of an arrangement!
You're really getting bad at it, aren't you?
That's right!
I'm looking forward to it!
First place, Okaima's Terada Chie.
Second place, Fukui's Minami Toshitaka.
It's really dark in here, but in the comments it's really dark.
They're talking about this castle.
Fourth place, Gazama's Shimoda Tetsuya.
Fifth place, Gazama's Furuta Yuuki.
Sixth place, Tokushima's Shinokuma.
I want them to play an interesting punishment game.
What kind of punishment game do you want?
I want them to show me something.
Here.
If you look here...
Can you show me something?
Let's see...
Ah, but they all got the basics right.
Kuro-chan looks like Kuro-chan.
Okay, then we only have baseball bats left.
Akane-chan, then?
Akane-chan?
Let's leave out everyone.
Everyone?!
Those two at the end are noisy, so let's leave them out.
It looks like we have to get ready to leave out.
No, no, no.
We'll definitely leave you out.
We'll make you wear a few.
Those two at the end.
Yuuki-kun, you can have fun.
It's started!
It's started.
Interesting.
The best is to make it start.
It's very important.
This is a flying bat.
Please hold it very carefully.
It looks like a flying bat.
Everyone, don't hit it.
Please hold it very carefully.
Oh, it's 3.
If you do it three times, it will change.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, you have a sexy way of looking at it.
You have a sexy way of looking at it.
Look at it!
Oh, you have a sexy way of looking at it.
You have a sexy way of looking at it.
Japan is a country of many things.
Yes, they are many things.
Japan is...
Oh, you have a sexy way of looking at it.
What are you looking at?
I'm a little lost right now.
I've lost sight of myself.
It's not break time!
Oh, you have a sexy way of looking at it.
Fourth place, Golden.
Fifth place,29 chairs removed, audience quieted down.
What's coming next?
What's coming?
Damn it!
You devil!
The answer is 1, 2, 6.
Oh, no!
The answer is 3!
So, the Kuru-chan team won!
Because Tamegawa-chan won!
We've won so many times!
Anyway, the Kuru-chan team won!
Oh, no!
Huh?
Oh, no!
I'm sad.
I wanted you to win.
I wanted you to win!
1, 2 is 170 yen.
3, 2, 6 is 1290 yen.
So, the result of the race is...
The Kuru-chan team won!
The Kuru-chan team won 1-1!
So...
The Midnight Space score is the same.
So, the Kuru-chan team won by devil's power!
It's devil's power!
It doesn't matter!
You idiots!
So, the Kuru-chan team won!
The next is Kiss Face Paradise!
It's Kiss Face!
Yeah!
Now!
Everyone!
What do you think?
Kiss Face Paradise will be held by one representative.
Who will you choose?
Who should we choose for this race?
We're ready for the race!
But if I do it, the audience will collapse.
If I do it, the audience will collapse.
Oh, no!
Excuse me!
Is it okay?
Excuse me!
Yume Mika or Shirizawa-chan, please choose one of them!
No!
We're ready for the race!
No!
Which one?
We're ready for the race!
I don't care!
Why?
Well, we have no choice.
We'll let you have it!
Rock-paper-scissors!
No!
I'm sorry!
So, Shirizawa-chan will be in Kiss Face Paradise!
Yeah!
So, the commercial team is finally in Kiss Face Paradise!
Now, Kuru-chan!
The four of you, please act like an adult in the commercial!
Kuru-chan...
Birthday!
What are you going to do?
Can I spend it with you?
Do you know?
Go ahead!
What is this?
The team that lost is going to kiss in front of the camera.
The team that lost is going to kiss in front of the camera for 30 seconds.
They are going to kiss in front of the camera, so kiss in front of the camera.
The viewers are going to say something in front of the camera.
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Then, Siriza-chan, please get ready.
That's right.
Are you looking forward to it?
Then, Siriza-chan, "kiss in front of the camera" paradise, start!
Thank you for being with me until the end of the night.
It was tight, but I did my best today, too!
Happy New Year!
It's too early!
Merry Christmas!
Time's up!
But it was nice, wasn't it, Shirizawa-chan?
Yeah, it was sexy.
Right, Kurosawa-san, how was it?
Shirizawa-chan, cheers!
Loretz isn't turning!
You're pretty drunk, aren't you?
It's weird that you're drinking water.
Now, let's move on to the fireworks!
Eh?!
Hey, can I do it all of a sudden?!
Hurry up and come forward!
Hurry up, we don't have much time!
I'm looking forward to it... I've been waiting for this.
I really don't want to do it, but shall we do it?
Let's do it for the fans of maniacs!
Please don't be embarrassed!
Now, Kissgawa Paradise, start!
Sorry for the wait!
Ah! You too?!
You were waiting for me too?!
Oh well...
The fireworks aren't coming out much...
Ah! Ah! Next up is you!
I've been waiting for you!
I don't know what to do, I'm being cornered, what should I do?!
Ah, who's next?!
Ah! Next up is...
Next up is...
I want one more person!
Please step back!
You?
Please step back!
Ah, you...
Please step back!
Thank you!
You really stepped back and your hand came out!
You're lying!
You really stepped back and your hand came out!
An illusion of left came out!
You're the best!
Now, next up is Yumemi!
Ah, right!
Yumemi, if you don't want to do it...
If you say you have another Bakura, I'll think about it!
I don't like that, what is it?
Bakura...
Eh? You like it?
Bakura... Eh?
Say it!
Bakura...
Well... Bakura...
It's about me...
Me?
There are 12 of you, right?
Who do you think is the cutest?
Kisugawa Paradise, please!
Why?! You haven't said it yet!
It's okay! Please come forward!
Why?! Come forward!
Why?!
Now, Yumemi!
I don't know.
Believe me! This line is the truth!
Well then, let's go! Kisugawa Paradise, Yumemi, start!
Do you want to see Yumemi's kiss face?
Everyone, Yumemi is the cutest, right?
Yumemi, say you love everyone!
Time's up!
It was more like "cute" than "cute".
Refreshing!
Yumemi is the cutest!
Please step back.
Now, Pegasus! Let's go, Pegasus!
If you don't do it...
It's not good if you don't do it right now, so let's do it!
She wants me to do it!
Let's go, Pegasus!
Well then, Kisugawa Paradise, start!
I want to call you out to a place like this.
What?
Ah!
Do you want to kiss me?
Just one bite.
In such a cold winter,
you must have missed me, right?
I like you!
Me too!
Time's up!
Um...
Can you stop pretending like you're delusional?
We're all around you. Please go back.
But...
Yuina's been into forbidden love lately.
What?
What do you mean?
Like, middle school and...
middle school and about 28 years old.
Forbidden love.
Got it! Let's not do it for now!
It's kind of scary.
Right?
Right now, right?
We've seen a lot of stuff, right?
Like "Khajii" and "Pegasus".
And we're like, "What?"
Right, right?
Can you do it for us?
You're definitely saying too much!
No!
Can you do it here?
Yes!
Can you stand up in front of me?
Even though we don't have time?
Is it okay for us to do a ballet?
Of course!
Wait a minute.
In that case...
Can you do it for me?
Okay!
Kisugawa Paradise, start!
I want to call you out to a place like this!
Hey, that's...
That's hate!
What?
Hmm?
You want to kiss me?
Yeah!
In this cold winter...
Call me out...
What?
Hmm?
You like me?
I like you, too!
Good work!
Reina!
Time's up!
Reina, thank you for closing the show again.
Don't we look alike?
Don't copy me!
I'm happy to see so many kisses.
Crew, how was "Kajishima Paradise" today?
"Kajishima Paradise" was the best! Thank you!
Thank you.
Please don't close it.
Sirizawa-chan, please!
I might not have been able to show my true self, but I'll do my best for the next "Sexy"!
If it wasn't for Sirizawa-chan, we would have been in 3rd place! Thank you!
Now, Yume-ni!
Yui is the cutest!
She's full of energy.
Now, Pegasus!
No one can beat Yui's "Sexy"!
Thank you, Reina!
Thank you!
Now, Akane-chan!
Lastly, an opera kiss! We don't have much time, so do it quickly!
Quickly!
Thank you, Midnight!
Thank you!
Now, the four of you who came last, please say "good night" to the girls!
Good night!
Reina, you too!
Good night!
"Sexy"!
Until next time, on Midnight...
Wa-wa-wa-wa!