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It's started! Let's go, Tsubaki Factory!
Yay!
This time, we have prepared a project to strengthen everyone's talent!
Here it is!
Of course, we'd like to do our best with the project today.
Thank you!
I'm sure you've all read Kanpe before, but...
Yes!
This time, it's...
Daiste! Live Kanpe Drama Battle!
Yay!
Oh no, it's shooting time!
Let's go!
Good evening, lesser lesser! I'm Mihane Isin!
Today, I'd like to become a lesser lesser and do my best with the narration for the first time!
Lesser lesser!
Good luck, lesser lesser!
From now on, you will do an improvised drama based on a theme that has been divided into teams.
At that time, you will see various signs.
When you see those signs, please follow them naturally and naturally so as not to stop the flow of the drama.
Naturally and naturally!
Do you understand?
Yes!
That's a good answer!
That's what the teacher said!
In the end, according to the staff's judgment, the member who was reading it the best won!
Then, the theme of the improvised drama is...
These three!
"Children's Popular "Lesser Lesser Bread Man"
What kind of bread man is it?
And the second one is...
Super Authentic Medical Drama
And the third one is...
Chicken Examination Room
So...
Everyone will be given a choice of an improvised drama that you want to do.
The first candidate...
If you were to be divided into dramas you want to do...
You can go first!
Yes! I want to go first!
Have you decided?
There is no bread man?
Oh, is there no bread man?
Oh, there is a bread man!
What should I do? I will go with the bread man!
Oh, no!
If you say so...
Oh, wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
Medical drama!
It's OK! I'm here!
You are so kind!
Yay!
You have become friends!
It looks like it's the easiest in terms of difficulty.
That's right!
Can I challenge this?
Ask me!
Are you an actor?
Can you act?
Wow!
You did it!
Wow!
You are so cute!
While there is a gamble, the team is decided!
Why did you make this drama?
Because of Fu-chan.
Was it such an easy decision?
I wanted to do it with Fu-chan.
I feel sorry for her.
Wait a minute!
Then, why did you come?
She is looking at me with gloves on.
I think she is the closest.
What do you mean?
Were you aiming for the leading role?
Fu-chan was the first one to come.
Why?
She is looking at me with gloves on.
I think she is the closest.
She is cute!
I'm happy.
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, who chose the medical drama?
Onoda-san was lonely by herself.
Onoda-san looked sad.
Everyone?
I thought everyone was lonely.
She is kind.
She is surrounded by kindness.
She is kind, but...
I will do my best!
Let's do our best!
They are so strong.
Their personalities are too explosive.
They are Tsubaki's strong personalities.
Akiyama-san was decided right away.
For me...
Medical drama?
When difficult words come up, you may not be able to read them.
That's right!
I didn't think of that.
What will you do?
What will you do if medical drama comes up?
What will you do?
Just watch it!
Shut up and watch it!
I'm looking forward to it!
How about you, Miyu-chan?
I have an image of asking a lot of questions.
I thought it would be easy for me to think of it.
Wow, that's cool!
What's up with you, Yuu-chan?
You're so strong.
The team has been decided, but before that, I have some announcements to make.
The producer who has supported me from the beginning has changed this time.
What? Really?
I heard that there is a new producer.
What? Really?
What do you mean?
It's a producer, isn't it?
A producer?
Oh, it's coming out!
Ya-ho!
Wait!
No, no, no!
Wait!
You're making fun of me!
It's not good!
It was so much fun!
I'm about to cry!
What's up with you?
Seriously!
Give me back my tears!
I thought it would be a lot of fun!
Why did you appear?
You graduated, didn't you?
Ms. Nina Makisora, who graduated from the program,
has returned as a producer of "Ikutsuba"!
I'm not a "need machine"
No, you're not!
- Who are you? - Who?
I'm a producer of "Kisso-san"!
- "Kisso-san"? - "Kisso-san"?
- "Producer Kisso-san"!
I'm going to ask you all to follow my instructions now.
- Oh, you're going to play the computer, right? - "Kisso-san"?
- "Kisso-san" is going to play it for us?
- Thank you in advance! - Thank you!
- That's fast! - Isn't it fast?
"Harvest Sensation"!
- That's fast! - That's amazing!
"Idol Change Temperature"!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- But it's fast to the point of climbing up! - That's amazing!
- You went all the way up to "producer"! - That's amazing!
- Yes, I've been doing well! - Wow!
- That's amazing!
From now on, in addition to "need machine producer" "Kisso-san",
we will talk about the composition of each team's drama!
- "Kisso-san"? - "Kisso-san"?
- "Kisso-san"! - "Kisso-san"!
- Talk to me! - Oh, thank you!
- We've already decided our roles, haven't we? - Yes.
- Can I say it? - Yes.
- I'm a detective. - I'm a detective.
- Yes. - I'm a criminal.
- I'm a criminal.
- Just the two of you! - Just the two of you!
- Can you come over here? - Yes.
- I'm nervous. - Are you nervous?
- Did I say you can relax? - You're so cute!
- Do you watch medical dramas a lot? - No, I don't.
- You don't watch dramas? - No, I don't.
- Producer, are you listening to me? - She's here!
- Doctors are also medical doctors, right? - That's right.
- So, you focus on one thing first and then you watch a medical drama.
- You think it's this way, right? - That's right.
- At first, when I said "I'm a criminal", she said "Please stop".
- Then, it became a mess.
- I sometimes say "A-I-L-O-V-E-I-LOVE-YOU".
- That's great!
- It's refreshing!
- Do you like it?
- Then, you throw a stone at me.
- "It's a stone! It's a stone!"
- "It's not bad. It's a rough stone."
- Then, we become stupid monsters as much as we can.
- Then, we stand out. - That's right.
- So, we... - Comparison is important.
- Then, I got it!
- Do you want me to say "plus or minus"?
- Plus or minus!
- Five plus five!
- Eight!
- You're too stupid!
- Each team's drama is complete!
- Will they be able to perform according to Kanpei's instructions?
- Talk show is over!
What do you do in order? Do you want to do it first or do you want to do it later?
Show me your motivation!
That's fast!
Panman!
I'm motivated!
Me too!
The first one is this member!
The content of the improvised drama is...
Panman!
Then I'll write that!
What is it?
It's scary!
Please tell me your team name!
Our team name is...
Soreke! Igo Panman!
Thank you!
Let's start the improvised drama!
It started!
Today, Igo Panman is practicing Igo in order to protect world peace!
Are you serious?
Wait!
Igo Panman is...
injured in his right hand and can't do Igo anymore.
He practiced Igo with his legs.
Igo is banned!
Today, I will...
I will...
I found him!
Panman!
Fukupanman!
For defeating Fukupanman, I благодар a lot of rocks!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Don't underestimate me!
Today, I'm Octopus!
What do you think you can do to defeat Octopuspanman?
Let's drain this water!
Go!
It's all wet!
Oh, no! Octopuspanman has become like this!
What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
Drain the water! Drain the water!
At this rate, Octopuspanman will become useless!
Octopuspanman! Octopuspanman!
I have to deliver a message!
Octopuspanman! New water!
Octopus!
You have 30 seconds left!
Well...
You're not allowed to speak!
Do your best!
If you can do it, why don't you try it?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang!
Bang! Bang!
Don't speak!
You guys!
Be a good guy!
Time's up!
It's coming out!
Wow!
It's interesting!
How did you like it?
Well, in a word,
it was broken.
There's no way to change the leading role.
There's no way to change the leading role!
That's right!
In the first place, what kind of story was it?
We collect rugged rocks and knock them down.
And I play the supporting role,
polish slippery rocks,
and say, "Let's eat some new rocks!"
And I get energized.
And for the special move,
since it's "ego",
I'm supposed to be smart,
and I come up with a calculation problem.
And since we were stupid, we couldn't answer,
and we had to knock us down.
But it was amazing!
It was flying all over the place!
It was amazing!
It was flying all over the place!
It was a great storyline!
We were doing it properly until the rehearsal,
but we couldn't do it all!
That was a tough one,
but I'd like to think about whether it'll be a base or a gentle one.
There might be a tougher one.
Really?
I'd like to think about it in the second one.
I'm excited!
Next up is this member!
Her improvised drama is a super authentic medical drama!
First of all, please tell us your team name!
Yes! Our team name is...
Yes!
One, two...
"Wa-ha-ha"!
Yeah!
"Wa-ha-ha"!
There's a lot of meaning to it,
but we hope you'll enjoy it!
We hope you'll enjoy it while thinking about it!
"Wa-ha-ha"!
I'm excited!
Now, let's start the improvised medical drama!
What are you crying for, Sao-chan?
Sao-chan, what are you crying for?
Please hurry up!
I don't want to! I don't want to!
It's okay!
Sao-chan, stop it!
It's okay!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up!
We don't have much time!
Stop it!
Come on, Sao-chan!
Open your mouth!
Give me back my eyebrows...
Open your mouth!
Your life depends on it!
Come on! Come on!
Let me hear your heartbeat!
Come on!
Heartbeat! Heartbeat! Heartbeat!
Oh no!
Doctor, how is it?
Hurry up and give it to me!
Oh no!
Wow!
Oh no!
Fantastic!
Wow!
Big wow!
Heart!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut!
Shh!
Not all the time! All the time!
Your life depends on it!
I'm going to win!
I got it! I got it!
Next! Next! Next!
OK! OK!
Welcome, Hap!
OK! OK!
OK! OK! OK!
OK!
It's "Shinkoku".
Oh, yeah!
OK!
KO!
Stomach!
You're so kind!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Fight!
Boom!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! No!
Intestines! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
I'm "eat"!
"Eat"?
You're "eat"!
Oh, "eat"!
"Eat"!
Oh...
Oh, my God!
"Eat"!
"Eat"?
I can't speak!
Three!
Two!
One!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh!
Go back! Go back!
The operation is over, So-chan!
Congratulations!
Congratulations, So-chan!
Congratulations!
I'm so glad!
How about "ha" this time?
"Ha"?
Look at me carefully!
Say "ha" once!
Ah...
F! F! F!
Ah...
I! I! I!
L! L! L!
L! L!
Oh...
V! V! V!
V!
"I love you"!
Hurry up and say it!
"I love you"!
It's over!
Wait a minute!
Miho's energy is like we can't even speak English while studying!
That's right!
But Miha said she can do it with these members!
But wait! To be honest, Miha was the one who spoke English the most!
Like "delicious"!
"Delicious" was crazy!
What kind of story was it in the first place?
Originally, Onoda-san was a little girl.
A little girl!
A little girl who was afraid of doctors.
A gentle nurse, Miha-chan.
And she was a doctor.
She said "No! No!" and she was a scary doctor.
She said "We don't have much time, so do it quickly!" and put it aside.
And I was an angry nurse.
At the end, there was also a trap, right?
That's right!
I thought it might be a dangerous surgery, but I just looked up.
"ABCD", "It's over", "What's up with you?", like that.
How was it as a kiss producer?
I wanted her to become an idol who would spread to the world!
So you were looking at that too!
So you had a meaning to it!
Right!
But in the middle of it, you said "Do your best", right?
"Heart Master"!
That helped me a lot!
With that kindness, you overcame it!
What will come next?
"Do your best"!
Thank you!
You're kind with her!
Thank you!
I did my best!
Thank you!
The last one is this member!
The content of the impromptu drama is "Investigation Room"!
The last team!
Team name, please!
Yes!
One, two...
"Dance Deca"!
Huh?
Are you new?
Sorry!
We're new!
Oh, I see!
Sorry!
With that, the impromptu drama starts now!
What is it?
Come on, do it!
Sit down!
What is it? We don't have much time!
What do you want to know?
You don't have much time!
Are you kidding me?
What is it?
Are you blaming me for that?
Don't you know you're the only one who has time?
It's you!
Thank you for the impromptu drama!
Here is your impromptu drama.
I'm hungry!
It's not katsudon, it's an impromptu drama.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
What did you do?
Look at me! I didn't do anything!
Change!
What is an impromptu drama?
It's the opposite!
What did you do?
What is it?
I don't know!
You pretended to be the culprit!
You were a detective!
What did I do?
You...
Did you touch the members' butts?
No, I didn't.
Did you smell them?
Did you eat too many snacks at school?
Where is the evidence?
Well...
Go ahead and say it.
Cute!
I want to eat a lot of snacks, so please don't!
You're crying!
And...
Bring back the plastic bottles you prepared for me every day!
That's right.
I want to eat a lot of snacks.
I also want to bring back a lot of drinks.
But...
That's something we can all share.
Let's all...
Share it.
It's my fault.
Hey, camera!
It's okay.
Let me change.
Let's be more strict.
What snacks did you eat today?
I ate...
Snacks that make you feel sick.
That's what you were aiming for!
You poor thing!
What?!
You said it!
Where did you come in from?!
What?!
What's wrong?
Are you all animals now?
The virus is turning you into animals!
Leave it to me!
I didn't do anything!
(LOL)
I didn't do anything!
What did you say?
- Say it! - My Micky-kun...
Oh, Micky-kun, come on!
(LOL)
- I saw you! - I saw you!
Hey!
(LOL)
- What are you doing to my Micky-kun?! - Stop it!
- Stop it, seriously! - Hey, you!
- Hey, you're threatening me! - Hurry up and tell me what you did!
(LOL)
Hurry up and tell me your sins!
I haven't been told what I did yet!
I used sexy tricks on my Micky-kun!
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
Seduction?!
- I didn't do it! - You didn't do it!
I've never seduced anyone!
I'm a woman!
No, Micky-kun, I'm a man!
Seduction?!
(LOL)
Anyway, what kind of story was it?
We haven't decided on a story yet...
I'll be the judge for now...
My sins were...
Stealing a lion...
I thought you'd say a lot of things...
So I didn't think about it too much...
Nice! Thank you!
- Thank you! - You two did a great job...
You two...
- Oh, sorry! - I'm sorry!
I was also seducing him from memory...
- I was also in it, right? - You were in it, right?
- You were in it from the beginning, right? - You were in it from the beginning, right?
But I thought we were all helping each other...
So I wanted you three to help me!
- Thank you, Producer Kisso! - Thank you, Producer Kisso!
From now on...
Producer Kisso will judge...
Who was the most unconscious and stopped acting!
Kiss Producer, please!
Yes!
It's a little difficult to choose...
There are three books!
There are three books?!
Wow!
The first one!
Yes!
"Kanpehayayomisho"!
"Onomintan"!
Wow!
Ui-chan is happy!
I did it!
Wow!
Mizo-chan, right?
Yes!
What is it?
Even though it's the first book,
while looking at the whole thing,
Kanpehayayomisho was able to look at it thoroughly!
It's Asuka-senpai!
Wow!
I thought it was amazing!
It's Asuka-senpai!
Thank you!
To continue...
"Ganbattadesho"!
Wow!
Here I go!
"Dududududududududun"!
"Dun dun"!
Murata U-chan!
Wow!
She's ecstatic!
It's a wonder you were able to do it!
I did my best!
As a new member,
and perhaps as a senpai,
I'm nervous about how I'll do,
and I think I'll have many worries,
but I felt that I've been able to
know these two individuals well!
It's great!
Great!
Wonderful!
And last but not least,
the MVP!
MVP! MVP!
MVP!
It's finally time for the MVP to be announced!
Who will it be?
Agemo-san!
Of course!
I'm a little irritated.
Everyone was good, but for you, producer...
Is it because I said comedy?
No!
That's a good way of saying it!
Your smile was sparkling.
I think you'd be surprised if I told you to leave the screen.
But you were able to handle it with a smile.
I think it was cool.
It was wonderful.
Akiyama-san, what did you think of the selection?
Well, but...
Acting is really fun!
What are you talking about?!
Today, we really did our best with the feeling of auditioning.
We won the prize.
Yuu-chan, you won too, right?
Next time, too!
I hope we can win again.
I hope you'll invite us to national competitions again!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
But Mari was a little irritated.
Irritated?!
Again?
Akiyama-san's expression was irritating.
What is it?!
Tell me!
Did I talk too much?
A little!
It's frustrating!
You lost to a dog, didn't you?
What?!
You lost to a dog, didn't you?!
If you're okay with it,
could you really be a producer of "Ikutsuba"?
I'm scared.
Don't show your face!
I'll think about it.
There are many options.
I'll be the first one.
I see!
I'm scared!
I was really moved!
But this is the final round,
so thank you very much!
Thank you!
I was happy that you taught me a lot of important things in this program.
Groups help each other.
After all, Tsubaki's first goal when she debuted was to become a member of the idol world.
That's right.
I want you to carve it in your heart and live on.
That's right.
Even in this project, your talent has been trained a little, hasn't it?
Thank you again, Ninuma-san!