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For this recording, Ninuma-san is taking a break due to her health problems.
This time, I'm going to do a project I really want to do.
That is, serious hypnosis!
It's been hot lately, hasn't it?
What did you eat?
Somen!
That's nice. I'm also cooling down.
By the way, isn't this our first narration together?
Yeah, it's our first time.
To be honest, I feel like we're on the wrong schedule until a few hours ago.
Me too!
It's our first! Let's have fun!
This time, we're going to do it like this!
Yay!
During a planning meeting to decide what to do for Season 4...
Yes!
Everyone will receive hypnosis.
What do you mean "serious"?
Serious! Serious hypnosis!
Serious hypnosis is important!
Serious, right?
Everyone will receive hypnosis that they've been wanting to do!
I don't know if it's just my guess, but are there people who seem like they'll get hypnotized easily or hard to get hypnotized?
From my past memories, I think it's easy for Moffy to get hypnotized.
Is it pure type?
I think it's easy for Yumi to get hypnotized, too.
I tend to believe in a lot of things.
I think it's easy for Santa to get hypnotized.
That's true!
What about Luna?
I don't know!
I'm alone!
This time, we're going to call a teacher who will hypnotize everyone!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Hazuki-san, a hypnotic psychology coach!
Nice to meet you!
Teacher, what is hypnosis in the first place?
Yes! Hypnosis is...
as long as you have a brain,
you're in it every day!
What? Every day?
Every day!
It's something you're in every day, so it's not particularly unusual!
That's right!
It's like when you wake up and you're spaced out,
or when you're sleeping twice,
you're not sleeping or waking up,
or when you're concentrating on reading a book,
you can't hear anything around you,
but that's also hypnosis!
That's right!
So,
even if everyone calls you "Ami-chan",
no one will notice!
No one will notice!
You've been hypnotized all along, haven't you?
You're always hypnotized!
Get your mic away from her!
Get it away from her!
Actually, today,
we've had you do a "pre-hypnosis"
so that it's easier for you to get hypnotized!
How did you like it?
I wonder if it's because of that...
I feel kind of fluffy right now...
I think I'm a little sleepy?
I feel like my body's gravity is going down.
I totally understand.
Is there anyone who doesn't seem to understand?
You.
Me?
You could have said it.
First of all, we're going to hypnotize you so you won't be able to open your hands.
Please put out your right hand like this.
And make sure you don't wrap your fingers around it.
Then cover it with your thumb.
Then use your left hand to grip your right wrist.
Then bring it in front of your face.
Now, imagine that you are holding a dry adhesive in your hand.
Imagine that you are holding a dry adhesive in your hand.
Hold it as tightly as you can.
It will come out from between your fingers.
Hold it as tightly as you can until you can do it all.
Now, look only at your thumb.
As you look only at your thumb, the adhesive starts to dry out.
It starts to dry out.
Then, your hand starts to harden.
It starts to harden.
When you count three, your hand won't stick together and won't open.
One, two, three!
It won't open.
When you try to open it, it sticks together.
If you stuck it together, have fun!
If you stuck it together, now your left hand will stick with your right wrist.
When you count three, your left hand will stick with your right wrist.
One, two, three!
You can't move your right or left hand no more.
Raise your hand if you can't move it.
Raise it as it is.
Raise it as it is if it's stuck together.
Why are you doing it like that?
It's not a bad thing.
Right?
Is it stuck together?
Is it?
Oh, some of you stuck it together.
- My hands are turning red. - My hands are too stiff.
- My blood is stopping. - Ouch!
Oh, my blood stopped. I have to do it quickly.
When I count to three, I can move it like I always do.
One, two, three!
- I can move it now. - Wait!
- Huh? It's not moving. - It's not coming off.
- It's not coming off? - It's not coming off!
- It's so sticky! - It's not coming off!
It's not coming off!
- One, two, three! - I can't do it!
- Oh, thank goodness! - Oh, thank you!
- One, two, three! - Oh, thank goodness!
- Is it moving? - Not yet.
- Oh, thank you! - Thank you!
- One, two, three! - Oh, thank goodness!
- I can't do it! - But I'm tired!
- Oh, thank goodness! - It's not coming off at all!
- Thank goodness! I did it! - Wow!
- Can you do it? - It might not come off a little.
- It's a little difficult.
- A little! - It's really a little!
- It's a little! - But you can see it yourself!
- I can see the wall disappearing.
- It's like... I can't tell where my energy is going.
- That open barrier is disappearing.
- I can't feel it. - You can't tell.
- It's like my blood has stopped and I'm holding it all the time...
- I'm like... "Whoa, it's hypnotizing!"
Next up, hypnotizing to control exercise!
Next, I'll hypnotize you so that you can't stop moving your hands!
Interesting!
The people who will be hypnotized are...
Uyohuru-no-chan...
Yagishiori-chan...
and Yamagishi-san!
It depends on the environment whether you get hypnotized or not,
but will you get hypnotized?
Let's start!
Here we go!
Go all out and spin your hands!
Spin, spin, spin!
You won't know how to stop now!
You won't know how to stop!
I'll count to three and you won't know!
One, two, three! You can't stop now!
See, you can't stop!
You can try to stop now, but you can't!
You can't stop!
You can't stop! You can't stop! You can't stop! You can't stop!
You won't know! You won't know! You won't know how to stop!
What is it, Maa-chan?
Oh, you stopped!
Wow!
I don't know which hand is being turned...
Me neither!
You can't stop! You can't stop! You can't stop!
Oh, you're turning!
You can't stop! You can't stop! You can't stop!
You won't know how to stop!
You stopped!
What kind of game is this?
I thought you would stop.
Can we stop again if we do it one more time?
Yeah, you're right.
You can't stop! You can't stop!
Do you have your own way of stopping?
Concentrate on different parts of your body and do it like this.
Concentration.
Thank you very much.
She even knows how to do it.
It seems that Runo is good at hypnotizing.
Next, I will hypnotize Wasabi so that she doesn't feel spicy.
Next is hypnotizing by sense control.
She hypnotizes Wasabi so that she doesn't feel spicy.
I will hypnotize Ono-san, Akiyama-san and Kishimoto-san.
What?
Are you kidding me?
You are here to make me cry.
Thank you very much.
I will hypnotize Wasabi so that she doesn't feel spicy.
How do you feel?
I feel very comfortable.
I will hypnotize you.
Your head is white.
Only my voice sounds comfortable.
When you wake up next, you will...
...be able to eat wasabi very deliciously.
Because the wasabi you eat today...
...tastes like matcha ice cream.
Yes, like matcha ice cream, you can eat...
...sweet and delicious wasabi.
Now, let's wake up.
One, two, three.
Okay, wake up!
Okay.
I'm sorry for being so nervous.
Okay.
- Matcha ice cream. - Because it's matcha ice cream.
- It's delicious. - Matcha ice cream.
I think I'll get this ice cream soup I bought at the supermarket.
- Thank you very much. - Now, let's eat.
It's delicious. One, two, three.
Here you go. It's delicious and sweet.
- It's sweet. - I like "zunda".
- Right? - I like "zunda".
- It's sweet. - Can you make "zunda" too?
"Zunda"? Okay, I'll make "zunda". One, two, three.
- "Zunda". Here you go. - Thank goodness.
- It's delicious and sweet. - It's sweet, isn't it?
- I don't usually eat wasabi. - What did you say?
- I don't usually put wasabi in my sushi. - What did you say?
- Right? It's delicious, isn't it? - I like it.
- I like it.
- If you're a member of a group, you know that you can't eat wasabi. - That's right.
- Not at all. - Not at all.
But if you count three wasabi and you're hypnotized, you can eat spicy food again.
- One more. - No, no, no.
- See? It's spicy. - You've already swallowed it.
- It's in my mouth, but...
- It's spicy. - The spiciness...
- I feel like it's there because I ate it. - You feel like it's there?
- I... - You feel better now?
- I'm not sure about "Zunda". - You're not sure about "Zunda"?
- You're not sure about "Zunda"?
- Oh, no! I ate it all! - Oh, no! I ate it all!
- If you count three spicy or unpleasant feelings, you'll lose them all. - All of them?
- One, two, three. You'll lose them all.
- I have one point, but... - You have one point, but...
- I have one point, but... - You have one or two points, but you lost them all.
Maybe you don't have any.
- You don't have any. - I'm sorry. - You don't have any, but you really don't have any now.
- Both of you had a lot of money. - But I don't like the discomfort of the cafeteria. - You don't have any.
- You don't have any discomfort of the cafeteria. - If you count three, you can get rid of this discomfort completely.
- One, two, three. I got it. - Why?
- What? Really? - Wow! - I can eat wasabi. - You can eat it.
- When I eat wasabi in a sushi restaurant, it makes me cry.
- It doesn't make me cry, and I can feel the sweetness and swallow it. It's really amazing. - Wow!
- Wow!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I couldn't do it. - It was like when you put too much wasabi in the squid.
- She is afraid of hypnotizing people who are afraid of hypnotizing people who are afraid of hypnotizing people who are afraid of hypnotizing people who are afraid of hypnosis.
- Next, we would like you to hypnotize people so that they can't stop laughing.
Wow!
Yes, the one who will be hypnotized like that is...
Danimoto-san, Yumi, and Onoda-san!
Yeah!
Next, it's hypnotizing that makes you unable to stop laughing...
It's hypnotizing that controls your emotions.
The three of them are back in a deep hypnotic state.
From head to toe, all of my energy is drained.
When I woke up the next day, Fukuda-san raised his right hand.
It was very interesting.
The more I raised my hand, the more interesting it became.
Even if I just imagined it now, Fukuda-san raising his right hand is very interesting.
The more Fukuda-san raised his right hand, the more interesting it became.
The higher I raised my hand, the more funny it became.
Now, let's wake up.
One, two, three.
Wake up.
I will raise my hand a little.
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
Look at that.
It's funny, isn't it?
Raise your hand.
It's funny, isn't it?
Raise your hand.
Oh, my gosh!
All of my energy is drained.
One, two, three.
It's not funny anymore.
Look at me.
It's not funny anymore.
Why are you clinging to it?
She's crying.
She's laughing at this scene.
It's funny when Marin-chan comes up, but it's even funnier when I look at the reactions around me.
I don't know if I'm clinging to it or not.
How about you guys?
It's funny.
Hazuki-san, she's not the only one who laughs when she looks at Marin.
She's laughing just by looking at her.
She's self-hypnosis.
She's a professional.
She's talented.
Onoda-san is hard to talk to.
She's hard to talk to. She doesn't have enough concentration.
She doesn't have enough concentration.
When I did this in my life, my eyes were wide open and I couldn't talk.
It's funny! It's funny! I want you to rewind it.
I did it like this.
I'm sorry!
It's hard. You don't have enough concentration.
I'm used to it now.
I'm spaced out now. I can't talk.
She's hypnotized.
That's amazing!
Everyone, please go back.
That's amazing! Everyone got hypnotized!
Next is hallucination.
I want you to hypnotize me so that my eyes look black.
Next is hallucination hypnosis.
I will try this hypnosis, which is the easiest for me.
Let's get started, Ms. Hazuki.
Please have a seat.
I'm very concentrated.
I think I used my brain a lot after concentrating.
Next, when you wake up, I will ask you what color is the water in this plastic bottle.
Next, when you wake up, you will answer that it is black.
It is black for you.
Now, let's wake up.
One.
Two.
Three.
Okay, wake up.
Okay.
What color is the liquid in this bottle?
Black.
What kind of black?
It's kind of grayish.
Grayish? Hold it for a second.
As you shake it, it will get darker and darker.
How is it?
Grayish.
Grayish? What kind of grayish?
It's kind of blackish.
It's blackish, but…
It's kind of grayish.
Grayish.
When you count three, you will go back to your usual color.
One, two, three.
Okay.
What is this?
What color is this?
Transparent.
What?
Wow!
What?
You are hallucinated. Congratulations!
Wow!
Can you see the other side of your eyes?
Transparent gray?
No.
What does it say?
It seems like you used a lot of water to dilute the ink.
Did you use a lot of water to dilute the ink?
I couldn't stop thinking about it!
I kept thinking about it because I thought it would be the best choice!
I thought so, too.
In Japanese.
But is it like that?
What?
My hands started shaking a little.
What?
I was surprised.
Were you too surprised?
Even though it's a secret?
I'm motivated.
What? Are you okay?
Motivation of tension.
When you're nervous, your heartbeat gets faster.
Yes.
Amazing!
Your sense of sense is amazing.
Everyone is really hypnotized.
I can't believe it.
This time, I'd like you to hypnotize someone or animals.
I'll be hypnotized.
I'll do my best.
Please sit down.
I don't have concentration.
I quit reading books at first page.
Amazing!
But it depends on what you do.
Yes.
Can you do something funny?
Yes.
Now, I'd like you to hypnotize someone or animals.
I want to be hypnotized.
Finally, you'll be hypnotized.
What will happen?
I want to be hypnotized. I really want to be hypnotized.
If you become hypnotized, give me a kiss.
I want to be hypnotized. I really want to be hypnotized.
If you become hypnotized, we'll be hypnotized, too.
Yes.
We'll be hypnotized, too.
We'd better look in the mirror.
We don't look in the mirror.
I think only you and me are hypnotized.
First of all, I'll hypnotize the old man with a light hypnotism.
Your right hand goes up and up.
It gets lighter and lighter.
It goes up and up.
It gets even lighter.
It goes up and up.
It gets lighter and lighter.
It goes up and up.
It gets lighter and lighter.
Like cotton and wings.
When the wind blows from below, it flies up.
It goes up and up.
The balloon goes up and up in your right hand.
From head to toe, all power is released and you feel very comfortable.
You feel very comfortable and you just relax.
From head to toe, all power is released and you feel very comfortable.
You feel very comfortable.
When you wake up next, you interact with everyone as FNASCY.
When you wake up next, I...
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'm melting.
You have to be okay with your own hypnosis.
But you know you're hypnotized.
You were hypnotized.
I wanted to be FNASCY.
It was embarrassing.
But you relaxed and you were hypnotized.
You were hypnotized and you concentrated.
My arm was up.
It went up.
I don't remember.
You were the type of person who went pretty deep.
I've never seen MARIN like that before.
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
You're hypnotized.
One, two, three.
Move your arms.
No, no, no, no.
It took me a long time to think of anything.
I was wondering if I was hypnotized.
I'm glad you were hypnotized.
That's all for hypnosis.
By the way, this is how easy it is for the members to be hypnotized.
This is the first time I've seen everyone hypnotized like this, so I'd like to do some serious hypnotism myself!
Let's do it!
Was it a serious hypnotism? How was it, everyone?
The teacher's voice was so comfortable!
I know!
It was so natural!
You know, you can't stand spiciness even if you try to hold it in, right?
But you were able to change it with your own consciousness.
It was amazing!
I want to try some super spicy food or something like that!
That's true, it might work!
When I was hypnotized,
I was told that if I did it before a live show,
it would make it easier for me to concentrate during a live show.
When I heard that, I was like, "Oh! I'll do hypnotism myself!"
I want to be able to concentrate more during a live show!
So, I'd like to practice self-hypnosis before I go to bed.
But it'd be nice if you could do it during a live show!
I really can't concentrate!
I'm the type of person who doesn't continue studying.
So, I'd like to be able to increase my concentration by myself.
I'm still spaced out.
Yumi's the most focused.
Let's solve it properly for once.
It's getting really difficult!
Look at me.
When I count to three, it'll be very refreshing!
One, two, three!
Did you wake up?
I'm fine.
That surprised me!
You surprised me!
Simple surprise!
It was so close!
It's scary, isn't it?
But you know...
My hands were always sleepy and warm.
But now, they're starting to get cold.
Wow!
But your eyes look different!
They look different!
Wow!
Even when I'm with the members,
it's so funny!
It's like...
I don't know...
What am I saying?
It's true that you're spaced out!
I'm spaced out!
Teacher! Wake her up!
When I count to three, it'll be very refreshing!
One, two, three!
That surprised me!
Did you wake up?
Simple surprise!
If I have a chance to receive hypnosis or something like that, I want to be more FNASHY.
Yeah, you want to be more FNASHY, don't you?
I wanted to be more FNASHY.
I want to see more of your FNASHY.
I want to see you two in a dark room.
But if you do FNASHY there, wouldn't it be scary?
Yeah, it would be a problem for you.
I don't know what to do.
From now on, we will deliver the meeting of the program collaboration goods we want to make at the August SHAKUNETSU LIVE.
Well, let's announce it. Let's start with Runo.
OK.
Ta-dah!
Here are the goods Runo came up with.
Sunglasses?
These normal...
Sunglasses?
The one you can arrange.
And Wataru's...
Cute.
Wataru's bag.
It makes me want to do it again.
This is Marin's birthday present.
I thought I'd like to do Marin's art production "Meza Meza".
I thought it would be fun to mix kappa with water at a concert.
That's right!
I also put in a kiss with a sense of festival.
I think it's good.
This is Yumi and Maupin's present.
This year, I want to do something like a meal.
I want to eat soft serve ice cream or yakisoba.
I want to do something strange with Gacha Gacha.
I want to make it luxurious.
For example, I want to go to a school.
But I want to make it a little more expensive.
How much is it?
It's over 5,000 yen per time.
You're not a YouTuber, are you?
Next, Ono and Onoda's ideas.
Random stickers. I really want it, too.
That's nice.
It said "water gun", so I thought it would be nice to have a kappa of victory.
That's a great idea!
I want to do it!
I think everyone will like it.
I think it's a good idea to make one song a water gun.
That's a good idea!
I want to do it!
How about doing it after the encore?
That's a good idea!
We should definitely make towels, too.
That's true!
We have towels, too!
That's a good idea!
This is what Ami-chan came up with.
And this is what Yume-chan came up with.
I don't like this kind of hot goods.
It's written in black letters and white letters.
I don't like it!
Ami-chan laughed at me.
I'm sorry for making fun of you, but I want a T-shirt.
I want a T-shirt, too.
And this is what Niinuma-san and Yamagishi-san came up with.
I came up with a mini fan, too.
It's a towel with a name on it.
It's like "Niinuma-ki-sora, light blue!"
I want a towel, too.
I don't care how many of these we make a collaboration with, but I wanted some goods, too.
I remember you having one of those.
It's easy to understand.
It's like a festival.
It's like writing a play.
And this is a goldfish sheet.
We design the sheets you put in the goldfish.
We have a lot of them.
We have too many of them.
What about last year?
Last year, we made a body paint sticker.
It was good, wasn't it?
I want a body paint sticker.
We can make a logo, too.
Then we can use it for everything.
I wonder if we can make something like this come true.
What kind of goods will we make?
Please come and enjoy "Shakunetsu Live"!
Please come and enjoy!
Tsubaki Factory's regular program, "Let's go, Tsubaki Factory"!
All eleven of us will do our best for 30 minutes!
If you watch this program, you will like Tsubaki Factory more and more!
Yumi-chan got a lot of energy from Yalenda's fireworks, right?
Yeah!
In the next broadcast, we will create collaboration goods for "Shakunetsu Live" in summer!
What can we do?
Please look forward to it!