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OK, it's started "Can you stop my heart beating?"
Once again, I'll be your official big brother, Miyashita Kusanagi's Miyashita.
Nice to meet you.
Once again, I'll be your official big brother, Miyashita Kusanagi's Miyashita.
Nice to meet you.
We've come to the campsite for a long trip.
Do you want to do something?
Do you have anything you want to do?
No, we don't.
You're done playing around.
This episode is called "Can you stop my heart beating?"
We'll be enjoying our members' talking skills.
Our hosts will also appear.
I'm looking forward to it.
Can you stop my heart beating?
"Can you stop my heart beating?" is a summer-style poem.
You know it, don't you?
What we'll do today is not only scary stories.
We'll have you talk about various heart-pounding stories.
It's a talk show.
According to the dictionary, "heart" refers to something that makes you happy.
I'm happy!
It's not scary or anything. It's not about heart- pounding stories.
It's not about anything.
I'm happy!
We'll just watch you talk.
I'm scared!
You guys are making me nervous!
Here are the rules!
According to the topic, the members will tell a very exciting story!
Miyashita will judge whether it was exciting or not with a circle punishment!
That means there will be a punishment game like this!
If no one can get a circle within 10 minutes of the time limit,
you will be punished by listening to a serious scary story by a staircase entertainer!
Serious?!
Serious stories are scary!
How about you guys? Do you hate scary stories?
I don't like scary stories! I cry a lot!
You've become a little smaller!
I'm supposed to be the biggest one!
You're supposed to be slender!
Who's good at scary stories?
Me! Look! I love scary stories!
So when you're scared of scary stories, you'll listen to your staff's boring stories?
Of course! It's fun!
So without further ado, let's get started!
Can you tell us a scary story, everyone?
Let's get started!
The first topic is a recent scary story!
Start!
Who wants to go first?
It's better if we keep talking, right?
We only have 10 minutes left!
It's better if we get a circle punishment!
I'll go first!
Go ahead!
The other day, I went to Hakata for a radio recording,
and for a souvenir, I bought goboten udon for the first time!
You can make it at home!
And in the box, there's goboten that's already been fried,
and you boil it with udon and eat it!
I made it for the first time, and I could bite udon off with my lips!
Oh, it's that soft?
It was so soft and delicious that I got chills!
Oh, I see!
This is not a cafe!
This is a variety show, so you get a penalty!
What?!
Yes, you get a penalty.
I was a little nervous, but that's not the case, oharu!
Ok, next.
Yes, yes!
When I'm riding a train or driving my own car, I want people to think I'm cute.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I try to look like I'm cute and get people to think I'm cute when I'm riding a train.
You're amazing.
One day, I was riding a train on my way to work, and there were three boys in elementary school talking to each other.
I thought they were looking at me for a long time.
I thought, "Does he have something on his face?"
I was a little worried.
I looked at my phone and thought, "No, there's nothing on it."
But they were looking at me for a long time.
I thought, "What is it?" and listened carefully.
Isn't she cute?
I was so happy that I got a little nervous.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
This is very unfortunate.
What?!
No way!
It's a funny story, but you're pushing "cute" too much, so "cute" hasn't fallen off yet.
I see.
I was riding a train, and during that time, elementary school students were staring at me.
When I listened carefully, "Isn't she cute?" was the funniest.
I see.
As expected of Kusanagi Miyashita's brain!
Miyashita-niisan-da-nyan!
With this in mind, can you continue the story?
3 minutes left!
Ok, last one!
Last time, I went to a pharmacy to buy hair oil.
And I happened to have 3 points left.
So I thought, "Oh, I have 3 points left, and I have hair oil, face wash, and various cosmetics, so I'm going to buy them all."
I was quite impulsive and put it in.
The cashier came and I forgot my point card!
I'm so angry!
I tried my best!
But you didn't make a cafe noise!
I didn't get a single point!
So, you failed the challenge!
What a shame!
Even with the iron plate talk that Hiyorin talks about in various places, they couldn't clear it!
Don't you think you can do it if you say it at the end of the story?
You can't get a single point from Miyashita- niisan-da- nyan for that!
Ok, let's move on to the punishment game!
So, let's have Ami-san, the stairs entertainer!
Nice to meet you!
I'm scared!
Thank you, Ami, for being called "the successor" by Junji Inagawa!
My voice is already scary-nyan!
Ok, please turn around and show me your room!
It's not dark at all!
I'm scared-nyan!
But I like it-nyan! It makes me excited-nyan!
My name is Ami.
I've been talking with you in various places,
and I think it's good that we can stay in a place like this
and talk about things like that.
When I was in 5th grade, there was a school event where you could stay overnight for the whole school year.
It was a place where you could go all over Polonia, which is surrounded by green like today.
There was a place where you could go as far as you could walk from the school you always go to.
I used to stay there in elementary school.
Actually, in the afternoon, we played together and made things together, and it was fun.
It's a room where you can sleep at night.
There is a corridor and the doors are lined up, but if you look at our room, it's a room for six people.
When you enter, there are two beds on the left and right, and one in the back.
As soon as you enter, you decide to sleep in the lower row in front of you.
Well, you were tired, so you went to bed early.
On the contrary, when you woke up in the middle of the night, you somehow woke up in the middle of nowhere.
You lay down on the right and put on the backpack you brought with you and the yellow hat you wore to school.
"I can't sleep," you say.
Now you turn left and look in the middle of the room.
Well, I turned off the light, so it's dark.
The edge of the bed you're sleeping in is around here, and you can see the school-specific yellow hat over there.
Who's hat is that?
It's mine.
Yellow stands out because it's dark, doesn't it?
You can see it.
But you know that darkness when you get used to it, don't you?
There wasn't a yellow hat there.
A girl wearing a yellow hat was looking at you like this.
In that state, from above...
You couldn't hear it.
"Whoa!" You were surprised.
Then you heard a bang from above.
Then everyone in the room noticed it, and the light went on.
The other girl is angry at the girl above her.
"What's that bell?" you say.
Bell?
What's that?
She doesn't remember it.
When you realize it, she's not next to you.
Maybe...
Maybe she's gone because of the effect of the incense.
Hmm...
Scary...
Ami-san! You're a little too scary! Hito-chan, are you okay?
Let's talk about the next topic, "continuous conversations with members".
Someone, yes, answer.
Yes, well, after the activity, Hiyorin, Aki-chan and Jiria went on a school trip.
It was pretty big, so we ate one by one, but we were pretty full, and we thought it was okay, but we were kind of excited, and we thought we'd order one more for the three of us, so we ordered it in the middle of being full.
Then the clerk gave me a service and said, "Please eat a big piece of ice cream with the three of you."
He gave me a service like this and said, "Wow, you have to eat like this," and he said "continuously" and "kindly" and "continuously"
Somehow, Jiria's way of speaking is different from usual.
It's "stairs mode".
"Stairs mode"?
Jiria in "stairs mode" with a quick tongue! It was cute, but it's not a good excuse to say "continuously" at the end!
The next challenge is...
Ten minutes.
After the lesson was over, there are kids who always go home first in the elevator, but at that time, the first-class elevator went up.
"Oh, I'm late. Will everyone go home?" I was talking to the manager, and everyone left and went up in the second-class elevator.
Then, everyone was waiting for me and I was so happy!
That's a good story!
No, it's a good story. It's a very good story.
What is "second-class"?
What is "first-class" and "second-class" of the elevator?
I'm stuck.
You have three minutes left.
This is something I'm really excited about.
And I'm not sure if I should say it.
Maybe you should cut it out.
I can't say it.
It's something I'm excited about.
I'd like to know about it.
We often go out for a meal in our free time.
One day, Julia, Hitoka and I went out for a meal.
We were talking about what we wanted to eat.
Julia said she wanted to go to a fashionable cafe.
Julia said she wanted to go and look for a fashionable cafe.
We looked for various cafes.
We looked for many cafes nearby.
Julia asked us where we wanted to go.
We said we wanted to go somewhere else.
Julia asked us where we wanted to go.
We said we wanted to go somewhere delicious.
Julia asked us if we wanted to go there.
Then, Julia suddenly became a teacher.
Julia said we didn't have to go to that cafe.
She said we could go to a salad restaurant.
Wait a minute.
We looked up many places.
But, we couldn't go to a fashionable cafe.
We were excited about it.
It was scary.
Why did you say you wanted to go there?
What do you mean?
I was on a diet.
I was careful.
I wanted to go to a fashionable cafe.
You should have said it from the beginning.
You were on a diet.
You wanted to eat something light.
I was happy with a salad restaurant at first.
But, I was scared.
We looked up many places.
But, we couldn't go to a salad restaurant.
Were you excited?
No, I was.
I'm scared of what Ami said.
I'm scared of it.
I'm excited.
But, I feel sorry for the comedian who is holding back.
I'm sorry.
You failed the challenge.
I'm sorry.
The punishment game is "Reishi" by Hayatomo.
Since he was in elementary school, he has been able to see people's auras and spirits.
He asked Hayatomo to draw a picture of each member.
I'm looking at what people around me think of me and what kind of soul I have.
I'm looking forward to it.
I've had Hayatomo look at it once.
Actually, it's a different program.
It's a program that hides the darkness in my heart.
Are you okay?
Then, in the comment section, "Even if you can't see it, you know it."
I was sympathized with.
Well, who should go first?
Koizumi-san.
I think Koizumi-san was the best.
Anyway, it's like this.
Think of the black line as Koizumi-san.
It's okay if you think of the black circle inside as his soul.
The yellow things around you are fans and such.
Do you have fans?
I have a lot of fans.
The staff who work with me.
I haven't seen so many people who love and like me so much.
I thought you were a very mature person pretending to be stupid.
Isn't it a great praise?
That's amazing!
You don't have fans?
I don't have fans.
Yay!
There are two people who don't have fans.
What?
I'm scared.
I'm scared!
This is the result of everyone's analysis.
It's easy for women to resent you.
Your efforts are not rewarded.
You have a lot of old men's spirits.
And you have dead spirits.
Kanamin and Aki-chan.
I don't like it.
If you die now, people will think you have dead spirits.
Let me show you first.
It looks like this.
It's wrapped up.
What does it say?
A man's spirit.
A man's spirit is spread all over the house.
I'm scared!
Aki-chan!
I'm scared!
It's really scary!
It's scary.
People don't like it.
No, no.
If people don't like it, even ghosts don't like it.
Oh, I see.
I see.
If you don't like it, you will gather spirits like this.
So, if you have a man's spirit wrapped up, you will have bad luck at work or in private.
Please be careful of that.
Bad luck for men.
I'm scared!
The last one.
Ms. Tsujino.
Yes, I'm Ms. Tsujino.
Here you are.
What is it?
There is something next to you.
Ms. Tsujino, there is a woman next to you like a stand.
That's so cool!
It's scary!
There is a dead ghost next to you.
It's a woman in her late 30s with a short hair like this.
When I looked at her, she looked like this.
She looks like a close-range power type.
Ms. Tokimeki-neko, what's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
Stand.
Which side is it?
This side.
The right side.
Yes, it's the right side.
Hello.
So, I don't think you will attract weird men.
I see.
You don't attract weird men, either male or female, in your private life.
You did it!
So, maybe...
If you have someone you'd like to work with, why don't you introduce them to Ms. Tsujino?
Tell me! Tell me anytime!
I want a stand, too!
And now, the last theme!
Childhood stories!
I had a story from elementary school.
I went to Kawakami Village for a school trip.
At night, we went on a night hike like this.
We were told to walk back and forth in pairs.
We were told not to get together with other groups,
and to go back and forth in pairs.
But it was too scary, and about six of us got stuck together.
We got together, and we were walking in circles.
We all got stuck together, so that no one was around us.
Then, there was an old man with a fishing rod by the pond.
We could see him clearly.
"Why is he out there at this hour?" we thought.
Maybe he wants to go fishing.
Maybe he's from the hotel we stayed at.
We went back and told the others.
There was an old man with a fishing rod, wasn't there?
No one was watching us except for us.
Oh, we really saw him.
That's what I thought.
I was really nervous.
I was really scared.
I was really scared at the end.
I was scared.
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We usually go for a walk, don't we?
On that day, I went for a walk to a local festival, and I enjoyed it.
I thought it was fun, and on my way home, I looked into someone's house, and there was a white...triangle...
What?
Is there such a bad...
Is there such a bad ghost?
Triangle...well...
Well...
Like a hundred stories?
Well...
Like you see in dramas and such, there was a white ghost wearing a white kimono and standing across the curtain.
What?
Really!
I was like "what?!" and I couldn't look at it twice.
Scary!
But I thought "oh, that's how it really looks like."
Is there such a bad...
Triangle...
It's a really exciting story all of a sudden, nya!
Scary stories are better for everyone, nya!
The last one to decorate is Hiyorin!
When I was little, there was a show I loved, and it was broadcasted on TV Tokyo.
It was "Piramiquino"!
Oh, that generation!
Yes, I loved it!
It was my first time getting hooked on TV and such,
and for the first time, my family took me to an event that was just nearby.
It was quite a distance away, but they pushed me on their shoulders,
and I was able to see Hanya and Fruits Punch up close for the first time in my life.
It's a really happy memory of my childhood.
If you talk about it like that...
I'm withdrawing from the fan club!
If you pay me 500 yen and talk about it like that...
And with that, the punishment game!
And with that, I'm in my best condition.
I'm in my best mood.
I'm so happy!
And now, "Normally Scary Stories"!
Here's a request from me!
"Tokimeki wo Tomeru Na" will be streaming for free on TVer from next day's afternoon!
With your favorite number of subscriptions and views, you can eat delicious food, too!
Please help me out!
I'm a second-year high school girl.
If you take the bus in front of my house, you can go straight to the bus stop in front of high school.
That's why I'm studying.
I got on the bus on this day as usual.
As usual, it's pretty crowded.
There was one seat in front of me from behind.
So I was lucky and sat down.
I got out of the bus.
When I ran for a while, I stopped.
I opened the front door and saw a woman riding a bus.
She was walking with her head down and had long hair and couldn't see her face.
I was wondering why she was so far away until the next bus stop, so I was looking at her.
But one day I realized that I shouldn't look at her.
The reason is that woman puts her face between the man's book and his face.
And before that, the woman who was playing with her phone puts her face between her phone and her face.
Then the next person.
What's scary about this is that no one is reacting to it.
But you know for yourself.
If you do it, you'll definitely get a reaction, and I don't think you should.
One by one, everyone is getting closer and closer.
Oh, my God, I'm not even in the middle of it.
I'm looking at people like this in the middle of it.
"Oh, my God," I thought.
Okay, let's pretend it's a joke.
I closed my eyes and tried to do it.
Then I thought, "Is it coming again?"
You can see something coming out of your eyelids, right?
Oh, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.
It's not going.
Why? Why? Why?
It's still there, isn't it?
"Wait a minute," I thought, and it disappeared.
"Oh, thank God," I thought, but I couldn't let it go.
After a while, I closed my eyes and opened my eyes again.
In the middle of the bus, that woman is standing again.
"Oh, thank God," I thought.
But I'm scared to ride with you.
I feel sick and I want to get off early.
I feel like I can't reveal what I'm seeing.
When I thought I wanted to get off early,
the bus stopped just in front of the school.
"Oh, thank God," I thought.
Then the middle of the bus opened.
It goes out in a hurry, saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
And when that woman passed by,
the woman fluttered a little over here.
But I avoided it and took a step outside.
You can see it, can't you?
The bus closed and left, didn't it?
Scary!
Thank you very much.
Scary!
That was scary.
I don't like it anymore!
After this, something happened to one of the members.
You look like you're having fun.
What?
Answer.
It's funny.
Funny?
This program was brought to you by ABEX TRUCKS.
It was funny.
Scary!
We haven't met that many times.
You're a weirdo.
What?
You're a weirdo.
You're a weirdo, aren't you?
Anyway, thank you very much for today!
Thank you very much!
See you next week!
See you!