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[PH] I want to find my own true self
In this show, members of SAKURAZAKA46 collaborate with entertainers.
They are experimental comedians who challenge the project.
Here is your script.
Thank you.
I'm proud of you.
I wanted to do this.
Really?
I wanted to do it so much.
I'm happy.
It's come true now.
I'm proud of you.
I'm a Yankee with a dream.
Is it suitable for you?
Yes, it is suitable for me.
Sakurazaka 46
Three
Time Machine No. 3
Do you have money? Give me money.
I don't have.
This time, they will try to do what Taniguchi wanted to do.
Kon and Katsuage.
Just fly.
When they jump, they get a lot of coins from their pockets.
Fly, fly, fly.
How much do you have?
Nakashima is a Yankee.
Taniguchi is a student who is raised with his seat.
And Takemoto and Masumoto appear as passers-by.
You two will be in charge of this.
Have you seen this story before?
Yes, we've seen it many times.
I heard you saw it many times.
That's why I wrote it.
I like it, so I like it.
What's with you? I'll punch you.
It's a little difficult at this time, but when you hold it in your hand and wake up, it's red like fire.
It's like you're sticking out your hands and sticking them out like this.
I'm called the strong dog of Shinjuku.
Strong dog of Shinjuku?
Yeah, you have a good meaning, too.
Ikebukuro's horse... horse.
Ikebukuro's horse.
You guys were taught to only study, weren't you?
Do you have any smart meaning?
I am...
the best...
in Tokyo.
What? That's a local word!
That's a little dog's name!
It was really nice magic.
The team showed me.
Did you do something?
I'm sorry, I'm scared now!
Sakurazaka 46
Three!
Time Machine No. 3, showtime, start!
Hey!
You two!
You were shooting guns at us!
No!
Big brother, these guys were definitely shooting guns.
You guys are shooting guns!
Tell them.
Don't lie to me!
Tell them more!
[PH] You again!
Don't lie!
I hate it when people lie.
That's right.
She's a big liar herself.
She hates it when people lie.
It's crazy.
She's a big liar herself.
She's a big liar.
I admit it.
She's a big liar.
Does anyone know about us?
I'm called Shibuya's rampaging tiger.
Shibuya's rampaging tiger?
You said it.
You also said something meaningful, didn't you?
I...
Go on!
Sakurazaka's hills!
Sakurazaka's hills?
Aren't they scary?
Don't make me scared!
You have another meaning, don't you?
Tell me one other meaning!
Chiyodano...
...shinkai fish!
Chiyodano shinkai fish!?
In such a shallow place!?
Scary!
It's like a highway!
Hey! You guys only studied, didn't you?
Yes, I've only studied for a long time.
Yes.
Oh, and people call me a walking lighthouse.
You're just studying and you look boring!
You're boring!
I'll ask the guy next to you if it makes sense.
You, what is it? Tell me.
I'm a running red book.
Are you being pulled by a lighthouse?
Don't you have a more original name?
What's yours? Tell me the real one.
The real one is...
Nakatomi...
Kawatari.
Real one!? Is that what you're called!?
You're lying!
Hey, it's true!
Is that what you're called!?
I'm calling you Nakatomi!
It's not a nickname! It's real one!
Yes, it's true.
It's a joke!
Yes.
It must be true.
You had a good time, too, right?
[PH] What?
You were smart to play this game, too, right?
Smart?
Hey, let me know if you're smart enough.
It's a history book!
A history book?
Just like that?
Just like the book?
You're good at history.
I'm good at history, so it's a history book!
Amazing.
Anyway, you guys were mocking us, weren't you?
No, we weren't.
It's a toll fee. Give me the money.
We don't have any money!
If you go through here, you'll get a toll fee and money!
[PH] No...
Hey, you have it, don't you?
You lied, didn't you?
I didn't.
You still have it, right? Fly.
No...
Fly!
No...
So, jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
He is disgusting!
How much personality does he have?
What did you intend to do on your return?
You too!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
What is that? What is that? Show me that!
What is it? It looks fun, right, everyone?
Hey, what's with these coins?
I don't know.
Do you still have some?
No, I...
You still have some, right?
No...
Your shoes, your shoes, your shoes!
Yeah!
What's with you?
You hide well in your shoes, sometimes.
Aren't they a little bit loose?
A little too loose!
Hey, what were you planning to do with them?
What a grown up.
Why are you putting them under your shoes?
Why did you put it there?
Why were you put it there?
They're stuck in your feet, hey!
Hey!
No, you should give me more organized money. Not coins.
Organized money?
Yes, organized money. Give me more.
Yes, yes.
Yes, you should have given me organized money from the beginning.
It doesn't make sense.
You can get this organized money from a bank.
I don't intend to take it away from you.
You should give me some, too.
Give me some. You have organized money, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Why do you have a copper coin?
You really have a possibility of being a middle-aged man.
You are a historical man.
You guys are so...
What's wrong with you?!
You guys are...
What kind of situation is this?!
You guys are moving like this, especially you guys who are fat.
What's wrong with you?!
You guys are like a kid in a kindergarten.
It's not like that!
What?
You took one from the floor and...
Why are you starting the game here?
Why are you increasing?
I only had one, why are you doing this?
Why are you coming in here?
Don't do weird things!
Why are you looking over here?
Do you come in here?
Give me, give me, give me!
You're not in there!
What is it?
Why are you coming in to me?
Why do you do weird magician-like things?
It's not paa!
It was a very nice magic.
The audience is gathering.
I'm sorry, I'm just feeling a little...
It's not magic.
[PH] I don't want it!
I don't need it!
I'm embarrassed.
Don't be embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.
Are you guys a bunch of cheap rich kids?
Why do you come out when you go home?
Scary, right?
Hey! Hey!
I'm scared of this!
This is scary! It's scary!
Help me! Someone please help me!
Help me, is something wrong?
Excuse me, can you please call a policeman?
He's a weird guy.
I don't have a smart phone.
You don't have a smart phone?
Can you give me 10 yen from the phone repair shop?
10 yen!
Give me 10 yen!
It's disgusting!
Why are you carrying a factory product in your hand?
Hey, listen!
Hey, listen to me!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Hey, you have a smart phone, don't you?
Smart phone?
Why do you have all of them?!
I can't do it anymore!
[PH] Katsuage
You said you have a strange talent, too.
Even in the talk show, she has done it many times.
I'm from Shizuoka.
Shizuoka
She's so good at it!
I heard that you requested us to do a skit with you.
Yes, I wanted to put this katsuage container in it and I'm glad I could.
I'm very happy.
I've tried to put it in.
It was in my sock.
I was wondering how well I could do it and it got stuck around my feet.
It got stuck.
This container is common, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
When I got home and used the hot water gun, it got stuck there.
It's stuck in various places of my body.
If you're not careful, you'll get stuck in the bath.
That's terrible!
How was it, Yuzu?
I was shocked by the ad-lib.
In the middle of it?
You had another meaning, didn't you?
Tell me something else!
It's Chioda's...
Chioda's...
...deep sea fish!
Chioda's deep sea fish?!
In such a shallow place?!
Really, you two...
Especially Yuzu and you...
I thought you were really good at making faces.
I was doing it like a Yankee.
You looked totally different than you did today.
I haven't done many comedy skits, but I thought you were amazing.
I see. But you said you had a secret too, right?
I used to say that.
I used to say I was bad too.
I'm Xavier from Shizuoka Prefecture.
Xavier from Shizuoka Prefecture?
That's so scary!
Really?
That's so scary!
I didn't think you were in Shizuoka.
Is that so? What's with Xavier from Shizuoka?
You're good.
Inoue san, you are nervous now, aren't you?
Inoue san!
You are nervous, aren't you?
Your heartbeat is noisy.
I was really nervous.
You thought I would come next, didn't you?
By the way, do you have any, Inoue san?
I am...
Hyogo's piranha.
It does look scary.
It really does look scary.
It looks like it will eat you up.
It will bite you, right?
That's right.
There are so many piranhas and zabiels.
What's with you, Takemo san?
Takemo san.
You know...
Was it bad or not bad? Tell me.
It wasn't bad, no problem.
It was really bad.
It was about a something of a something.
You guys are smiling, but I heard it wasn't smiling.
It was too bad.
Is that so?
I, um...
Um...
You were everyone's idol, weren't you?
That's a great nickname.
I was an idol.
People all over Japan call me...
Hyogo's...
Heart!
Hyogo's...
Heart!
Didn't you say something else earlier?
What was it?
We were idols together in Hyogo.
What? Together?
We were both Hyogo.
You were both Hyogo?
What kind of group were you two in?
He made up the group name for me.
Inoue, who was your group?
What was your group called?
Melon chocolate cream.
How cute!
Melon chocolate cream is so cute!
I was going to do some ad-lib here, but I was thinking of doing it for you two, too.
Yes, that's right.
There was a coin dance that was really good.
I was thinking of doing it for you, too.
I missed it.
What?
Yes.
Takemoto san, for example, when you did this to Kozei,
you also did Daidogei there.
Takemoto, you look good!
Takemoto, say something!
What did you do? Did you have any special skill?
Hey, you're talking too much!
Like mimicking?
After all of that, you're just going to...
You're just going to be rejected like that?
Not even a skit.
I forgot to reject you.
Daidogei...
Um...
Ah! I'm really good at Sakadachi.
Oh, that's good!
Sakadachi on the wall.
Could you answer my interview with a standing up?
I got it. I'll answer your interview with a standing up.
You want to interview me with a standing up, and you want me to pay you for it.
I'll go.
Wow, beautiful.
What's your name?
I'm Takemoto Yui.
What's your hobby?
My hobby is horse riding.
What's your favorite horse?
Recently, I like Hosomoku Randa.
Why did you aim to be an idol?
I wanted to be a dancer, but I couldn't give up.
How about your recent Japanese politics?
How was it?
I don't know much about players.
But it's amazing!
Amazing!
[PH] I can do this, too.
Amazing!
My real, real, real challenge is...
Check it out!
What is Nakashima's real challenge?
I made a mistake, too.
The third program event is on September 11th, Thursday.
It will be held at Sagami Girls University Green Hall.
The theme of this time is Challenge!
Let's meet up and discuss what we want to do for the event!
I'm going to play an NG word game. Do you know it?
Write words you shouldn't say in your head.
I don't tell lies.
I'm going to try to induce others to do good things.
It's a psychological challenge.
It ends quickly.
I think it's the fastest.
I'm not good at it either.
That's true. We do that every time at game corner events.
It's one of them.
Please.
Yuzu's real, real serious challenge is
cutting noodles in big pieces.
Did I do something wrong ?
What do you want to challenge?
I couldn't come up with flexible ones like you said.
I wrote something like a big cut and a control.
I've never done anything like that.
I wanted to learn.
You wrote a line and everyone wrote it down and released it?
Yes, that's right.
This is scary.
It's an event, so I thought it would be really slippery.
Really?
I seriously thought it would freeze.
You've changed a lot since the UK.
I think you can train your mentality.
We never really attempted to harm ourselves.
We always asked for help from various people.
We always aimed for the top of our game.
Like asking celebrities who help you.
For help.
I did it only once in another show.
Even if I say something funny, they do something for me
That's right
It's hard to save only one person
It's hard, it's hard
It's hard to save six people
If there is someone who can save me
How about a big hit?
Look at their eyes
You know how much I challenge, right?
No, it's cute
I'll do it for the fourth time
Why would you bring that up?
So, here are the six of you's challenges!
What will you show us in them?
Also, on August 7th, a public recording was held,
and you announced you'd show Masumoto Kyakuhon's original drama and Shishamo's Tomorrow, too!
This event will also feature storylines, dramas, and a band and full volume!
Details will be released in the show and on official X, so be sure to check it out!
Evolved!
I'm a scary fish!
How about recent Japanese politics?
I'm not familiar with politics.