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In this show, members of Sakurazaka46 collaborate with comedians.
It's an experimental variety show that challenges comparison.
Today's guests are...
Cornmark and Ozono Rei.
And...
Elf Collaboration Contest!
I don't have time, but I'm going to the laundry.
The situation is...
A girl who came to a cell phone shop and talked back.
But...
On the contrary, the clerk talked back to her.
She realized something and felt warm in her heart.
Cornmark and Ozono are friends of girls in Arakawa.
Will Cornmark and Ozono be able to talk back to girls?
I want you to look down on the world.
It's a difficult request.
I want you to look down on the world and talk back.
Can you bring me a mobile phone?
Mochi.
Sounds good!
I'm looking forward to your ad-lib, Cornmark!
Thank you.
By mistake, I said "channel".
She said "channel" as an ad-lib.
Let's make your own gag.
Music, start!
It's difficult!
Left, right, left.
It's our first time meeting you, but you look different from usual, don't you?
Yes, I do.
We're the best!
After the commercial, it's finally on sale!
They're really late!
One, two, three!
Otsupoyo!
Otsupoyo! Mememero!
Oh, it's midnight.
Oh, hello. Can you go with three people today?
Yeah. You know, Miho...
At the magazine office.
At the magazine office...
I made a reservation!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
Then, before you go, can you go to Kishuhen for a moment?
Mochi mochi, okemaru, let's go, let's go!
I want to go to Kishuhen, but I'm in a hurry now.
Kishuhen!
Oh, by the way, who's in charge of business now?
Me.
Oh, then let's go to Kishuhen first. I have hope!
The newest one is white.
Was there a white one?
Well, I'll go and check the back material.
Sit there and write this. Wait for me!
We'll update you later.
See you later.
Excuse me. Can I use your cell phone?
Sure.
I'm sorry. I just used your cell phone.
Oh, you have it? You're a genius!
Can you give me your phone number?
I'm sorry about earlier.
Excuse me.
I can't do it.
It's natural for me to use honorifics.
She told me how she felt.
She showed her gratitude and said "thank you, Chanel".
Thank you, corn soup.
Thank you, sir.
Well...
She used honorifics and we noticed it.
That's right.
To notice that person, you need a worse attitude.
If you use bad words, you may not be able to notice that person.
She is a genius of it.
Don't make the budget plan cheap.
Too bad!
Include the family plan, too.
Don't call the police because you're a white collar!
The police called me!
I think you should use honorifics.
It's none of your business, isn't it?
Do you think it's for me?
Everything is hard! Leave me alone!
Oh, I got it!
What she wants is...
warmth!
Everyone, thank you!
I will change!
Alright, let's go!
Music, start!
It was really fun, and about gyaru, is there a gyaru on your knee?
Oh, you're telling me there's a gyaru on my knee?
What about you, gyaru?
That melody...
Oh, your impression has changed.
That melody made me learn the gyaru language.
I could imagine that the fans would tell me to say it a lot.
It was fun.
I'm happy.
You two absorbed the gyaru language ability very quickly.
It's amazing that you speak like you own it.
Really?
I'd like to thank you, Chanel.
But I'm worried that you might break up.
She's really serious.
I watch videos like "long coat daddy" and "jumpoke".
So I'm worried about us.
She's like a goddess.
She's funny like a goddess, but she's very humble.
I like that about her, too.
I understand.
There's a gap.
I'm happy for you.
What I like about her the most is her high-touching with her nails.
That was an ad-lib, wasn't it?
Yes, "nail mountain".
"Gals do high-touching with their nails", I thought.
I think gals are very honest.
There's a childlike purity in them.
When I saw you swallowing everything, I felt dizzy.
I'm sorry, but what did you think of the video?
She looks like she just finished a class.
I like how you look when you're receiving warmth.
Usually it's only Arakawa, but three of you are here, and you're going around, what kind of situation is this?!
But thank you for receiving warmth.
How did you come up with the "gyaru-gyagu" ad-lib part?
Showing gratitude, Chanel!
Thank you, super corn soup with corn.
Thank you, sir.
If you connect it from "arigatou" to "arakawa", it's easy to think of.
I came up with the "tomoroko" part, and I thought "tomoroko" must be "corn soup".
That's amazing.
You came up with it.
I was like "oh, I have to make it an ad-lib with gratitude", so I thought of what to do.
"con-shokon-shoko-shoko-shoko-shoko"...
oh, thank you, sir!
You're a genius!
I'll use this.
That's going to make a huge rival appear.
Yeah, it will.
In the "gyaru" industry.
Do you do any research with the "gyaru" in the streets?
Do you observe them?
The girls in the city are more energetic.
When we made a promise to shoot a YouTube video together,
they said, "I'm sorry we can't go right now."
I said, "Not at all."
I thought there would be something if I refused because it's my job.
They said, "I'm sorry we can't go because of your nails."
It's their reason for doing it.
When I see girls who live as they think, I think it's interesting.
Maybe they absorb it.
VALUME LIQUID!
The girls' transformation game will be broadcasted later.
Matching is the best!
It's too spicy!
Finally, Trick or Love Sakura Meets Culture Festival is coming next week.
Some of the contents will be reported to members!
Actually, we have someone come here.
Today?
Now?
Suddenly?
Please.
I'll call him now.
Please.
Good morning!
- Cool! - No, no, that's fine, but...
Big T.A. has been saying that he's a big fan of Onuma- chan for a long time.
- Before swimming, Onuma-chan told me that she made a song. - Yes.
- I remember there was a talk about whether we could do something together. - There was! - That was a long time ago, though. - There was!
Collaboration project "Numa T.A.", which was announced about a year ago.
- In fact, they are making songs under water. - It's perfect!
- Actually, they have been completed! - Wow! - Wow!
- I'd like to perform it in front of you. - Wow! - I'm excited! - Can we? - I want to go! - I want to go!
- I'd like you to listen to the melody of the song. - Wow! - I haven't even sung it yet. - I'm excited!
- Onuma will sing the A melody, and Big T.A. will sing the B melody and chorus. They composed and composed each of them with their own imaginations, but...
- What kind of song did they make? - Wow! - I'd like you to listen to "Love T.A." - "Love T.A."!
- This is Onuma-chan's part, too. - Yes. - The song starts right away. - Wow!
- It's a little slow at first. - Yes.
It's kind of warm.
- It goes up a little from here. - Yes.
- Did you make this part yet? - Yes, I did.
And here comes the B melody.
- It's stylish, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I'm going up a little bit. - It's amazing.
- It's very serious. - It's amazing.
Here comes the chorus.
I've put together some of those lyrics as well.
I'm so happy!
I'm sure you've done a solo concert or something like that, but it looks like you'll be fine.
It's a really good song!
It's a great song!
Really!
It's amazing!
It's really good!
Right? "Tear it off"
Ah, there is such a thing.
It's like you're trying to shave off all of the things you've put on yourself, like your dark circles and stuff like that.
And you're like, "Let's go head-to-head!"
That's true!
"Tear it off" is where the chorus comes in.
So my image is like, "Deliver it!"
I see!
It's really beautiful!
It's like "Tear it off"!
Right, right, right. It's your image!
"Tear it off"!
And you'll actually be singing this song, but when you say "Sakurazaka46", you're singing and dancing, right?
According to some information, you'll be thinking of a choreography or something like that.
You do that a lot!
Yes!
Before you perform, you'll be dancing to something that suits this song.
Wow!
I want you to choreograph for me!
Got it!
Can you do it?!
Yes!
I think I can do it!
With this, they're all ready!
But!
It seems like 50-A has one concern.
Sakurazaka46's customers are really nice.
They're really, really nice!
I know I say this a lot, but...
Even though everyone's here to see Sakurazaka46...
I can't say, "Why am I here?"
That's the worst thing!
When you performed with 50-A, you were really excited.
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Isn't that like a festival?
No, no, no!
Isn't it paid this time?
Isn't it free?
It doesn't matter!
Even though you're paying for it, why can't you listen to Sakurazaka46's song?!
It's amazing! It's really amazing!
More than you think!
Are you going to take it all?
No, no, no...
That's...
Looks good.
At the Sakuramiizu Cultural Festival, in addition to 50-A...
Farewell, Light of Youth.
Men's Blanket.
The president of Japan will participate in the race!
And the limited goods tickets are also on sale!
If you can't come, let's enjoy the race together!
Next episode is "Meets Derby!"
I think I'd be a genius if I got this right.
A new race?
For some reason, the entrance is hidden behind a prank...
It's from Hokkaido.
Thank you.