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I want to find the real me, not myself.
This program is a collaborative comedy show with the entertainers of Sakurazaka46.
It is an experimental variety show that challenges the project.
This is the script of "Sakuramiizu".
Thank you very much.
Is this your mother?
She is cute.
She is amazing.
Ketsu-san and Takemoto-san's skit was great.
Mayonnaise skit.
Takemoto-san became a turning point for us.
That's right.
It was great.
I'm happy that we can make a turning point like this next time.
Kiko Ohlmer and Kira Masumoto.
They are three Japanese presidents.
I can't do my job well.
This time, they will challenge the skit based on "Working Mother".
I don't have money.
Ketsu and Takemoto have come to borrow money.
With that momentum, they will put the money in the cardboard box.
They are the same age as Ketsu's mother.
Can they put the money in the cardboard box with momentum?
That's right.
Leave it there.
Okay.
Like you are being pushed by me.
Hey, hey, hey!
I see.
Even though you are not doing anything.
That's right.
Hey, are you okay?
Ah!
Like you are being carried.
Ah!
Your balance is off.
The way you fall is an ad-lib.
Okay.
You can do it however you like.
Ohlmer's shocking ad-lib!
Ohlmer Kiko and Masuboto Kira.
Tease-ya!
President of Japan.
The show starts now!
Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty...
Masuboto-san, Ohlmer-san, is the number correct?
Yes, it's fine. It's fine for me, too.
That's good.
I'm hungry.
We'll have a break in a little while.
Well, let's eat a lot of food.
I'm hungry.
Good morning.
What are you doing in your mom's kitchen?
Give me some money.
Money?
You gave me some money, didn't you?
I don't have any money anymore.
You gave me 20,000 yen this month.
I have it now.
I won't give you.
You have it.
I won't give you!
Give me my money!
Wait!
Give it back!
What are you doing?
Give it back!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Wait!
What are you doing?
I didn't know you did such a thing in the past.
If my mom finds out about this, she'll be mad at me.
What are you thinking about?
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
It's all messed up in here.
Are you going to do that?
It's okay, but...
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
You didn't say you were going to throw away the eggs, did you?
Give it back!
That's enough.
You're a high school student! Give it back!
What are you doing?
I didn't know you did such a thing in the past.
If my mom finds out about this, she'll be mad at me.
Wait, wait, wait! What do we do?! It's gonna be a mess!
What do we do, Mom?!
It's okay, but...
Thank goodness...
Hey, you! Cut it out!
It's none of your business!
Come on, Mom! But it's okay!
It's not okay! Your mom works every day for you!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Come on, Mom!
She... She did it on her own!
Come on, Mom!
It's none of your business!
Come on, Mom!
If my mom finds out about this, she'll be mad at me!
Wait, wait, wait! What do we do?!
It's all messed up! What do we do?!
It looks fine, but...
What's up with you?
You're making me mad!
What do you mean?
You haven't dropped out of high school recently!
I'm quitting high school!
You're quitting?! What are you thinking?!
You can't be serious!
Wait, wait, wait!
Why?!
What are you doing?!
It's not me! You know it's not me!
It's all messed up!
She's into it!
What's up with you?!
If my mom finds out about this, she'll be mad at me!
Everyone's tired of this!
Can I go next?!
Watch it! Watch it!
What are you doing?!
Are you okay?!
Are you okay next to me?!
Are you okay?!
Watch it! Watch it!
What's up with you?!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's all messed up inside!
Are you okay next to me?!
Of course I'm okay!
Out of everything you've done so far, I think you had the most fun!
Really?!
You were so energetic!
Are you okay?!
You almost hit that wall over there!
I didn't hit it!
I think everyone has this feeling of wanting to dive into something like a cardboard box!
Everyone has it?!
I feel like I've been liberated!
I feel like I've opened up!
You two stood up and laughed!
You two jumped in!
You two went backwards!
Every time you do that, you're like, "Huh?!"
You're like, "Huh?!"
It was so much fun!
There was an attribute to it, but...
The way Uma-chan was throwing it...
It crossed our imagination!
Did you decide on that?
No, but really, when it happened...
I was like, "I can do anything I want!"
I see!
I really did anything I wanted!
How do you come up with the idea of putting it in a cardboard box?
A long time ago, my mother used to do something like this.
Oh!
You saw it once, didn't you?
Like, did you go pick it up or something?
So it's true?
Yes, it's true.
I went to get that money.
Sakura!
This "sakura" - a strange name and a strange name - which one is it?
"Mochikomi Gakuya" game!
Yeah!
It's a game where comedians play "uchiwa-nori" like they do in a dressing room.
What did the president of Japan bring with him this time?
"Nuance Quiz"! I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about!
The words are the same, but it's like "Which one is this?"
For example, the word "mate" means "wait" for heroes to say "mate" to monsters.
But "sono kekkon" and "mate" are a little different.
So, we're going to play a game where you have to guess which one is "mate".
Sounds interesting!
Since it's just a word "nuance", you can't use gestures or facial expressions.
You can only use your words.
If you can convey the words you want to say and many people guess it, you win!
On the other hand, if you don't guess it and you have to meet again, you'll get a penalty game!
- Don't you have this? - Yes, we do.
While playing this game, you have to say a word that comes to your mind.
- I don't know! - What kind of idea is that?
The first challenger is Inori!
The topic for Inori-chan is...
Isn't it so?
When you go to a movie theater with friends you don't know very well,
you have to answer "It was interesting!"
The choice of "a" is "when it's true",
and the choice of "b" is "before it's true".
I didn't think of it, but I won't say it honestly.
Wow, you don't look like you're going to say it.
Which one of them will say "a" or "b" first?
Inori-chan, please!
soyanaa
I see!
I think it's easy to understand.
Then, please show us the answer!
"b", right?
When I was eating a dish that Inori-san is not good at, I was the only one who got excited and kept saying "it was delicious, wasn't it?"
And she said "soyanaa" instead of "soyanaa"
She experienced it!
That's right!
I'm sure of it!
It seems like Inori-chan didn't like garlic that much.
Inori-chan, please show us the answer!
Yes!
"b"!
Wow!
You got many points!
I did it!
Next is "ketsu" (ass)
What will be the topic?
"sakura" (cherry blossoms)
"sakura"?
Yes! When you call your friends by their last name...
"toki" (time)
When you call your friends by their first name...
"toki" (time)
Isn't it difficult?
"sakura" (cherry blossoms)
There are "sakura-san" and "docchi" (both)
Which "sakura" did "ketsu" choose?
"ketsu" please show us the answer!
"sakura" (cherry blossoms)
Wow!
"docchi" and "cherry blossoms" both exist!
Well, let's see the result!
What!?
Wow!
"ketsu" looks a little obsolete!
I feel like "ketsu" is not his first name!
I think "ketsu" is too handsome for his first name!
You made it sound like that!
I think "ketsu" is too cool in his first name!
Well, let's see the result!
Watch it!
Wait, wait!
This is too much!
This is a bit dangerous.
It's not standing up!
However, all of them are wrong and the punishment game is decided.
And the third person is Onuma.
Oh, I see.
So, option A is for you to tell us interesting facts.
And option B is for you to tell us boring stories about your seniors.
I think you both have some experience with this.
Can you express the way you chose well?
Onuma-chan, please.
Oh, I see.
Did you all get it?
Yes, we did.
Then, let's see.
One, two...
Wow!
I knew it!
I think it's too obvious.
It's too boring.
So, please tell us the answer.
Yes, it's option B.
Oh, I see.
No matter what I'm told, I'm like, "Oh, you're right!"
I see.
Option B is too difficult.
The next challenger is Tsuji.
The theme is Yoshimoto's live performance and "Why not, it's fine now" in the M-1 final.
It may sound a little different, but...
Please tell us.
Why not, it's fine now.
What?
Which one is it?
Are you thinking about it, too, Keshi-san?
No, I'm thinking about it.
What is it?
I know what it is, but...
Then, please show us the answer!
What? What? What?
I hear it every day.
I agree.
It's a little bit cooler than usual.
What is it, Moe?
Please show us the answer!
It's option B.
That's amazing!
I'm glad!
I don't know, either.
That's amazing!
Now that we've seen the combination of Japanese CEOs, let's move on to Matsumoto.
The theme of this episode is...
Mr. Onuma, those clothes look good on you.
He's saying it again and again.
Option A, when you really think so.
Option B, when you say it carefully.
Don't let others know.
If it's option B...
I think it's option A, too.
I know you like those clothes.
I want to believe that she's not lying.
Ms. Hirako, please show us the answer!
Mr. Onuma, those clothes look good on you.
But...
This is hard!
Do you say it with this kind of tension?
Yes, I do.
Then show us the answer!
Then...open!
Wow!
I thought it would be broken.
I feel like you're saying it easily.
You always say it in this tone, don't you?
I always say it in this tone.
You want me to say it in "a", don't you?
It's not "a" yet.
That's right.
Then, please give us the answer!
The answer is "b"!
No!
You've been paying attention to it all the time!
You didn't pay attention to it, did you?
I'm a type of person who pays attention to what the audience says, so I often say "is this okay?"
If it looks good on me, I say it in a playful way.
By the way, what about the opposite case?
I'm sorry, but it doesn't look like you.
What?
You're lying!
It's what you said earlier, isn't it?
I know that pattern, too.
The last one is Takemoto!
The theme is...
Who's the boss?
"a" choice is when the president of Japan makes a mistake.
"b" choice is when Sakurazaka46 says, "Isn't it interesting?"
"c" choice is when Takemoto says, "I'm in charge of making it interesting."
"d" choice is when Takemoto says, "Isn't it interesting?"
"e" choice is when Takemoto says, "I'm in charge of making it interesting."
I'm happy to be told I'm in charge of making it interesting.
I think we both look like you.
Who is it?
Wow, it's difficult!
It's difficult!
But I think it's this one.
What?
Is it this one?
Now, the answer is...
One, two...
oaretteru
Oh, it's "oaretteru" and "sagesumi"
If it's "a", I think "ketsu" is "sagesumi" too much.
Please give me the answer!
Yes!
It's "b"!
Yay!
It's "b"!
I'm happy.
I'm glad.
If it's "a", I'd like to know that too.
Who is it?
Oh, I got it!
I got it!
I'm happy!
The result is "ketsu" and "kirako" with zero points.
I didn't like it!
"ketsu" and "kirako"
"c" unit!
"ketsu" and "kirako"
It's really old-fashioned.
Now, it's "ketsu" and "kirako"'s punishment game!
If you're in trouble, just say it.
Let's be together forever.
Is this the new single?
No, no, no.
Oh, "ketsu" and "kirako" with both "a" sides.
It's not "double a" side.
"ketsu" and "kirako"
Next, a weird game!
Masumoto and Oruma version!
It's weird!
"ketsu" and "kirako"
What will they do this time?
An autumn event meeting, too!
The general sale of the event starts September 28th.
For more information, please check the official website!
Also, "Terasa" is distributing original projects one after another! Please check it out!