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Not myself, but the real me, I want to find it.
You can also do this kind of acting.
In this show, Sakurazaka46 members will do a collaboration skit with an entertainer.
It's an experimental variety show that challenges planning.
Sakurazaka46 Meets
Ueda Kohei.
Simultaneous broadcast, one cut skit.
Sakurazaka46 is a comedian variety show of Sakurazaka46.
Sakurazaka46 is a comedy variety show of Sakurazaka46.
Will we make it in time for the recording?
Can everyone make it in time?
Hello?
Did you know we had a recording today?
No, I didn't know.
You didn't know, did you? I was eating at home.
I was about to eat sushi in the bath.
That's not normal at all.
What?
It's better to eat sushi in the bath than eat it normally.
I can't sympathize with you at all.
By the way, who were you eating lunch with?
I was eating alone.
Alone again?
Alone at college and alone at home?
It doesn't matter now, does it?
Anyway, I'm on my way now.
Me too. See you later.
By the way, is Ibori going the right way?
I'll call her.
Hello?
Where are you now?
Now?
I'm sitting.
What? Sitting?
What do you mean?
What? I can't make it in time for the recording.
No, it's impossible. I can't make it in time for the recording.
Come on. The guest is waiting for you.
Who is the guest today?
What?
Well...
That comedian's boss.
Boss's person?
Who?
Ah, Sabe-san?
No, not Sabe-san.
That comedian's boss's person.
If it's not Sabe-san, you can make it, right?
What? I can't make it.
If it's Sabe-san's boss's boss, you can make it,
but if it's someone else's boss's boss, you don't have to go to the recording.
No, I can't make it.
It's my job. Come on.
OK, I'll go.
Make sure you come.
OK, OK. See you later.
OK, see you later.
OK.
I'll call Kira-chan.
Huh? That's weird. She's not answering her phone at all.
Hey! Hey!
Hey, taxi! Hey!
Hey!
Huh? Who is it? Hey!
Oh, it's Inoue.
Oh, I can talk directly.
I was waiting for a taxi.
You're waiting for a taxi now?
Oh, then I'll take a taxi, too.
But it's not coming at all, so I'll walk.
Oh, then I'll walk, too.
Yeah, see you later.
Yeah, see you later. Bye-bye.
I'll walk. Will I make it in time?
Oh, it's a park!
What should I do? I really want to go there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Huh?
Can I go to the park for a second?
Huh? Who is it?
It's Masumoto.
Huh? What do you mean?
Huh? Why can you talk directly now?
Please, can I go to the park for a second?
No, you can't. We're recording now, right?
Huh? Just a 30-minute break, please.
No, it's too long.
A break is five minutes.
No one rides for 30 minutes.
Then at least I can't slide.
No, you can't. Hurry up and go to the park.
Okay.
Huh?
What was that?
Huh? Even without a phone call, you can talk directly?
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
No response at all.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What?
Hey!
Wow! It's connected!
Who are you?
I'm Takemoto.
Hey, Yui!
Isn't it amazing?
What is?
I'm talking directly now. Isn't it amazing?
Well, more than that, isn't it amazing that I have one more neck bone than others?
No, it's not like that at all. It's absolutely amazing that you can talk like this now.
No, no, isn't it amazing that you have more neck bones than others?
I mean, I have more than others.
If you have more than others, you can do anything.
No, it's not like that at all. On the contrary, what can you do?
It's absolutely amazing in this situation.
No, I'm not saying you can do anything.
It's amazing that you have more neck bones than others.
Tell me what you can do.
It's a revolution.
I want to know everything.
Hey! Hey!
It's noisy.
It's a big swamp.
Who are you?
It's a big swamp.
Swamp? Can you talk in a swamp?
It's connected.
Isn't it amazing?
Is it?
Isn't it amazing that you have one more neck bone than others?
Isn't it amazing?
Isn't it?
It's absolutely not like that at all.
Everyone is weird.
By the way, it's morning already.
Is it?
It's early.
How about you, Inoue?
I think I'll be there in a little while.
I think you can make it in time.
By the way, what about you, Masumoto?
Certainly.
Kira-chan? Kira-chan?
Kira-chan?
What is it?
Kira-chan, where are you now?
I just ran into Riko-chan by chance, so we're going to the park together.
What do you mean? What are you doing? I don't know what you're talking about.
I just ran into Riko-chan by chance.
I usually go to the park when I run into my juniors.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you doing? Hurry up and go to the park.
OK.
By the way, I also arrived in the morning.
What? Really?
I have to go soon.
I made it in time. I'm glad.
Hey, until we all arrive, somehow deceive me.
Yeah, I got it. Leave it to me.
Leave it to me.
Please.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm late. I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
No, no, not at all.
I'm sorry.
Are there any other people yet?
That's right.
Well, Inoue is really coming soon.
Oh, really?
Masumoto and Takemoto were a little shocked this morning.
Oh, was there something like that?
That's right.
It turned out this morning that the two of them were Ivo brothers.
The two of them were Ivo brothers?
That's right. Takemoto and Masumoto were Ivo brothers.
It turned out this morning.
They were shocked and were in shock.
That's why they're late.
Did you find out this morning that they were Ivo brothers?
That's right.
It turned out this morning.
Yes.
So I was really upset.
Did you deceive me properly?
That's not something you should record.
That's right.
He's finally coming, so please forgive him.
You don't have to forgive me.
Good morning.
Oh, hello.
Good morning. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Inoue, please.
Good morning. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming.
Do you know Inoue already?
Yes, I know him.
Are you Ivo brothers?
Ivo brothers?
You two are Ivo brothers, right?
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Somehow, today...
This morning, right?
Somehow, we did it, right?
No, is it okay to say like that?
Somehow, it seems like we did it.
Oh, is that so? Somehow...
Really, this morning.
Somehow, I got a call this morning.
Come to think of it...
Isn't it like that?
No, no, no, it's not like that at all.
It's not like that at all.
What is it? What is it?
Somehow, we realized that we are Ivo brothers.
No, suddenly...
Somehow, you said something today.
What if we wake up?
What is it?
What if we wake up?
What does "what if we wake up" mean?
It's written on the ceiling.
We are Ivo brothers.
You guys are Ivo brothers, which means...
On the ceiling...
Who wrote it on the ceiling?
I'm glad we made it in time.
I don't know.
We have arrived.
Oh, one person has arrived.
Good morning.
Hurry up, Akira-chan.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Sorry for making it in time.
Hurry up, hurry up.
I'm glad we made it in time.
What if we wake up?
What is it?
Please.
Is it alright?
Is it going to start?
Are you deceiving us?
You are right.
I feel like it's about to start.
What's that?
I feel like it's about to start.
It seems like we're about to start working.
Is it already starting?
Ready?
Okay, ready.
Seven, eight.
"Sakura Meets" special project. I'd like to talk about comedy with comedians.
To talk about comedy with comedians, we have Kohei Ueta here with us today.
Thank you for having me.
I'm sure you've done a lot of comedy on this show.
That's right. Takemoto and I have done comedy together before.
I thought you were pretty good at acting, Takemoto.
Really? I was so excited about it.
You were excited about it, weren't you?
It was a lot of fun.
Do you have any future plans or anything you'd like to do?
I've done a lot of acting before.
Takemoto has done a lot of introductions.
That's right.
Takemoto, you have an image of introductions, don't you?
That's right. I admire you.
I'm from Shiga, and when I say something about Shiga, I get a lot of introductions.
Is there a secret to your introductions, Takemoto?
Well... Kansai dialect is important.
Kansai dialect is the most common question, isn't it?
That's right. Kansai dialect is strong.
I didn't realize that.
There's a good chance that you're going to make a lot of introductions from now on.
That's possible.
Takemoto and I have done a comedy about mayonnaise.
That's right.
That's a very sweet way of squeezing it out.
I'd like to see it again.
It's really funny.
Do you have mayonnaise with you?
Yes, I do.
You don't wash it with a washing board, do you?
You do a lot of things, don't you, Takemoto-san?
Yes, I do. I've been into horse racing lately.
You like horse racing?
I'd like to try horse racing contests, too.
What do you like about horse racing?
I like horses, after all.
I'm sure you do.
What's your favorite horse right now?
"the horse"?
Is there such an old-fashioned name?
Actually, there is.
You know a lot about it.
Hey!
I can't do this.
Who are you?
I'm Takemoto.
Takemoto?
Are you really Takemoto-san?
No, no, you're Takemoto-san.
You've never seen "Mayonnaise", have you?
You've never seen it, have you?
You're Takemoto-san, aren't you?
Yes, I'm Takemoto Yui.
Yes.
What do you think of Takemoto's image of "horse racing"?
No, no.
It's "horse racing" for sure.
Speaking of Yui-chan...
I'm a big fan of Chocopra-san.
Oh, you like Chocopra-san?
Look over here, everyone.
What kind of jokes do you like?
What kind of jokes?
If I had to say...
this is choco
If I had said "this is chocopra-san" normally in a new scene...
I would have said "this is chocopra-san".
That's right! I've never heard of "this is chocopra-san" either!
Do you have a favorite dessert in Cigar?
Let's see...
Yokan, for example!
Yokan!
I've heard of it!
It's fun!
It's true, but...
Who is that person?
It's Takemoto!
Takemoto-san!
Takemoto-san came all the way here!
Can you prove it, Takemoto-san?
My favorite horse is Cosmoculand.
My favorite bakery in Cigar is Jubril-tan, a bakery.
I've heard of all of them!
I want you to hear of them!
Let's say who you think is Takemoto-san.
It's funny!
We've been working together for a long time, so I'm sure you know who it is.
Can we believe it?
Yes, believe it.
One, two...
Let's continue working together!
Why?
Let's work hard!
Why?
Let's work hard!
Thank you!
Let's work hard!
Thank you!
No, no, what?
I...
What?
I'm real.
Believe me.
I'm Takemoto.
Believe me.
I'm a beautiful and rich powerful girl!
Believe me!
Everyone!
Did you spend a lot of money this month?
Next time, a new project!
Telephone blackjack!
Yesterday...
When did you sleep?
The number of members is 21.
Call the members of Sakurazaka46 and...
You're fast.
Nine, nine, nine, nine...
In addition, the telematics summer festival collaboration menu is decided!
A tasting party with Rika Ishimori!
And "Terasa" is delivering original projects one after another!
Please check it out!
"The Horse"?
Believe me!
I'm a beautiful and rich powerful girl!
Believe me!
Everyone!