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I'm not me, I'm the real me, I want to find it!
This show is an experimental variety show where the members of Sakurazaka46 collaborate with comedians and try to return home.
Magical Lovely will be collaborating with us this time.
Actually, we don't have a script.
Oh, it's out!
Do you still have it?
Until now, we had a script and a line.
We memorized it in advance and played it.
It was part of the ad-lib.
But we're getting there.
We'll show you Hyogo's soul.
Inoue Rina and Masumoto Kira.
Meets Magical Lovely!
This time, they'll try a skit based on a manzai.
The situation is to call an old woman who has passed away with an old-fashioned technique.
Inoue and Masumoto will appear as old-fashioned techniques that are stronger than the throat.
Magical Lovely has a lot of movement and it's a hassle to write the script.
We don't have a script.
So I'll tell you in a loud voice.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Failed!
Wow! Wow!
We'll do something similar later.
An older person?
An older person with an even stronger technique than me.
I'd like you to call an old woman who has passed away with an old-fashioned technique.
From there, it's up to you.
It's up to you until you fail.
How long do you do it?
It depends on Inoue's mentality.
If Inoue has a strong mentality, she can do it for five minutes or ten minutes.
In the end, it's a battle of whether your heart will break or not.
When you're done with each one of them...
Until you find a trap.
Let's chase the trap.
After the commercial, it's finally time for the show!
Stop it!
Rina Inoue and Kira Masumoto.
Meets!
Magical Lovely!
The show starts now!
Um... Can I ask you something?
What is it?
I heard rumors that magic can be used.
I came all the way from Tokyo.
I'm not pretending.
Of course I know that.
Please.
She's my great-grandmother.
If we can meet again...
I've always wanted to meet and talk to you.
I understand.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Can I stay here?
Shh!
This is not a game.
Yes, sir!
Wow...
The air is amazing...
I've heard of it on TV or something, but it's hard to see it in person.
What is this?
A dog, certainly.
A dog is talking.
When it's like a dog, it's like, "Oh, it's angry."
The dog is in a pretty bad mood.
It's like, "Oh, it's angry."
Oh, it's like a dog.
Wow, is it like this?
I thought it was like a candle, like a spell, but...
The real one is different.
Oh, is it okay?
Oh, it's gone.
Both of them...
Eat it, eat it, eat it.
Eat it, eat it.
Eat it.
Oh, it feels good.
Are you okay, Sensei?
Sensei?
How are you feeling right now?
Oh, like...
Oh, it's in.
It's in.
Oh, you just put it in.
You just put it in.
You put it in.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Take it away.
Sorry, don't say so much bad things about my grandmother.
Take it away.
Take it away?
Take it away.
Take it away?
Take it away.
Are you okay, Sensei?
Take it away.
Shh.
It's quiet now.
Failure.
What?
Did you fail?
From around here.
Failure.
Did you fail while you were doing it?
Failure.
Did you fail while you were doing it?
Wait a minute. If you fail, you'll be in trouble.
I came all the way from Tokyo to Aomori.
What do you do with the fees and stuff like that?
I can only do it once a day.
Wait a minute. You can't go home like this.
I can't help it.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
It's crazy, isn't it?
What should I do?
Grandmother, I want to see you.
Wait a minute.
"Someone came." "Who is it?" "This person is Shin Koureijutsushi." "Shin Koureijutsushi?" "It's Inoue- sama." "Shin?" "New?" "Makoto." "Ah, Makoto!" "Makoto's Koureijutsushi." "I'm Makoto and I'm Shin Koureijutsushi's Inoue-na." "You look amazing." "Eh? You're not Shin?" "Hira." "Hira!" "Hira!" "Koureijutsushi." "Shin!"
"Ah, this is amazing." "She's an amazing person." "Could you do it for me?" "Please, absolutely." "Grandmother, I want to see you." "It's not a show." "Ah, that's right. Yes, I understand." "Everyone says this." "Yes, yes." "The environment is important." "Yes, I'm sorry." "Yes, quietly." "It's amazing." "Haha!" "Ah, amazing." "Haha!" "No, no, no." "Isn't it completely different?"
"Isn't it amazing?" "Amazing." "Ah, I'm KenKen..." "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm KenKenpa!" "Ah, I'm Ken
Sakurazaka46 is a comedy variety show of Sakurazaka46.
It's dangerous, but it's dangerous.
It's dangerous to go in there.
It's very dangerous.
Gatan Goton.
It's a train!
Gatan Goton.
This is a joke.
This is a complete joke.
Gatan Goton.
What does Gatan Goton have to do with Rei?
It's only life.
Is it only life?
It might die.
Gatan Goton.
It's a locomotive.
What is the state of it now?
It was a locomotive.
Even if you say it was a locomotive...
It wasn't a railroad.
Did you put it in yet?
Didn't you put it in yet?
Please sit down.
Me?
Here?
Yes.
Please wait.
Please sit down. Hurry up.
Please hold me and open me up.
Hey!
It's finally started!
The training technique!
What was it like before?
It's finally started!
What was Gatan Goton like?
What is Gatan Goton like?
The training technique is about to start!
What is Gatan Goton like?
You are the training technique master.
I don't want that.
You are!
It's not you.
What is it?
Oh no.
Are you okay?
I can see the grandmas!
You can see the grandmas?
Grandmas?
Can you not say grandmas?
Wow, wow, wow!
Did it go in?
Wait a minute.
I don't laugh like this.
What is it?
I feel great.
Wait a minute.
She put something like a devil in it.
It's a shame that it went in.
I failed.
You failed, didn't you?
I was angry.
I failed and I was angry.
You failed and you were angry?
I got eight hits.
That's a problem.
I can't do it.
What is a new artisan?
Can't you do it with this person?
Stop it. It's disgusting.
She looks gorgeous.
She appeared.
Who is it?
A gorgeous artisan.
I'm sorry. I said it first.
A gorgeous artisan.
I can't do it.
I don't think I can do it.
Can you do it?
I'll take responsibility.
Thank you very much.
Can you do it?
I hope it's a barber.
Grandma.
Ah!
I'm sorry.
Okay.
It's about to start.
Ta.
Ha.
Ta.
I said "ta".
You look like you're in pain.
An artisan is in pain.
I was just joking.
An artisan is in pain.
It's like "ta" when you say it like that.
Do you use it?
That ball.
The human one?
That ball is no use at all.
What?
Ha.
Gatango.
You can't do it.
Gatango.
You can't do it.
Gatango.
Sakurazaka46 wasn't like this.
If it's you two...
It's just for fun, right?
If it's you two...
I want to go in, too, but I'm going to get scolded.
I can't do it.
Then I'll start.
It's about to start.
You don't need it, do you, Sensei?
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Good morning.
Gigi! Gigi! Gigi!
This is bad. This is bad.
You're amazing!
What is this?
You're amazing!
How do you do it?
It's an old-fashioned move.
That's enough. I've seen it.
Stop it! Stop it!
My grandmother is doing it, too.
Don't do it!
Don't do it! You look like you can win!
You look like you can win!
Don't do it!
Hey!
Don't do it!
I feel sorry for you.
Did you put it in?
It's completely in.
It's my grandmother.
Wait a minute.
She grew up so much.
It's my grandmother.
It's your grandmother.
It's my grandmother.
It's been a while.
Do you know my name?
Tsuyoshi.
Hey, you're making a mistake!
It's Takahiro!
You're making a mistake!
I'm glad you're glad.
You're pretending you made it!
I'm glad you're glad.
You're the worst!
It's not Tsuyoshi!
It's Takahiro!
You guys!
Hey!
It can't be helped.
Right?
With the power of the three of you, let's use the greatest humiliation and etiquette.
Okay, let me go home.
If you say that, I'll go home.
Okay!
Tsuyoshi!
Takahiro is standing there!
Get in there!
No!
Get in there!
In there?
[Laughter]
Wow!
One, two...
Failure!
I'm leaving.
Sorry.
I'm leaving.
[Applause]
Thank you.
How did you like it?
It was really a no plan.
I think it's good.
I didn't know how long I should do it.
[Laughter]
I thought it would be okay with that kind of explanation.
But you two were like, "Yes, yes, yes."
Yes, it's okay. Let's do it.
It was like that during practice.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Shall we do it?
Let's do it.
Whenever we do it, we end up with boring stories.
That's right.
But like I said,
you said that the longer you do it, the longer it gets.
Yes.
Your mentality is stronger than you think.
It's amazing.
It was three times shorter than I expected.
I think you did it for more than ten minutes.
The story itself.
Nineteen minutes.
That's crazy!
Totally.
From head to butt, you did it for nineteen minutes.
You can't do it in any show race.
Definitely not.
It's like the last story of a solo show.
I was really scared about what I should do.
I felt like I had a really long time.
How long did you do it?
I felt like I did it for about ten minutes.
How long did you do it?
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes each.
What?
That's amazing.
On the other hand, you two were able to do it for seven minutes without a plan.
That's amazing.
We were able to see a new side of you two.
How about you two, Yuma and Yui?
You wrote it down so well.
What are you talking about?
You don't have to write it down for this story.
Actually, I didn't want to forget it.
I wrote it down with illustrations.
That's true.
That's amazing.
Elderly artists, new elderly artists, senior elderly artists...
It's definitely different.
Elderly...
Isn't "gokorei" for the elderly?
It's "orosu".
"Orosu"?
I couldn't understand anything.
"Orosu", right?
I couldn't understand anything.
This is bad.
I thought you were an elderly artist.
"Gokorei" artist.
I couldn't understand anything.
Hiya-chan...
He has the power to attract viewers into his world.
I've always wanted to see what he's going to do next.
I thought he was a genius after all.
I've also written a skit before.
What do you usually try to do when you write a skit?
I want to make it a skit that doesn't match the skit as much as possible.
Oh...
And I don't want to remember the script.
I don't want it to end up like this.
I don't want to make up a skit.
Do you also use skits in show races?
I don't make up a skit for a train.
I just decide the setting and flow of the skit and go with it.
But if you do it a few times, it will solidify.
If you don't do it, it won't get better.
But if you do it one more time, you may leave only one or two skits.
Then it will be narrowed down.
But it will be sophisticated and only a few skits will be left.
I don't think it will be helpful.
You'd better make up a script.
Of course.
You can't do it. We're recording it now, right?
First attempt. One-cut original skit.
I want to play "Noda game" with you all.
"Noda game" will be broadcast later.
"Monoboke penalty game" is a must-see.
And "Soranbu shiwara game" is also a must-see.
Next time, we'll try "one-cut skit" written by Zoffy Ueda.
You're Takemoto, right?
Yes, I'm Takemoto Yui.
And Takemoto is...
Takemoto is here!
The original project is being streamed on Terasa. Please check it out!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! I feel sorry for you!