AISubs v3.7
I'm not myself. I'm the real me. I want to find myself.
My face is on the mask!
This show is a collaborative show between members of Sakurazaka46 and comedians.
It's an experimental variety show that challenges planning.
There's a star here, right?
Last time, we challenged the first Super Mario, who actually is a fan of Famicom games, as a guest.
I can't stop it!
That's too much!
Takemo-san is the worst at this game.
This is too much!
In the second half of the game, we challenged a new game and lost to one of the members.
The penalty game was...
Sakurazaka46 Meets!
A Hollywood-style Famicom Challenge!
The next game is Mario Bros.
What? Mario Bros. is a game?
Super Mario has a long history, and Mario is actually a sibling.
He's working, and he's determined to defeat Gaichi.
Let's try it out and see what it's like.
Oh, I've seen it before.
There's a pipe, right?
Oh, you're right.
It's like this.
Oh, but I don't get it at all.
A turtle comes out, you see.
Oh, you're right.
It's a little higher up.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
That's right.
Turn it over and kick it away.
What?
Kick it away?
That's right.
When you're in a turtle state, you can't step on it from above.
Oh, I see.
You have to turn it over once from below.
What?
Yes.
It's called a power floor in the middle.
If you do all of this, you can turn it over.
What?
Like this.
It comes out of here.
Oh, that's right.
It's connected.
There are one person and three machines.
It's a game of how many points you get until it's gone.
Yes.
Well, the penalty game this time is the boring ball shaft.
What?
But I'm best at Tanabe-san.
First of all, normal Tanabe-san is like this.
Money
Normal Tanabe-san
But if you exaggerate too much, you'll probably be like...
Ah, Bobby!
Bobby!
Bobby?
First, let's divide into teams.
I'll be participating in this one.
I wonder what Sakurazaka-san will do.
What will you do?
But I'm sure everyone will choose Sakurazaka-san.
That's true.
Really?
I might bully you.
What?
It's a competition.
We'll play together, but we're rivals?
Well, well, well.
You can think of it like that.
We'll win together.
Right.
If we go together, we'll get higher scores.
We'll work together.
Right.
Or we'll just win today.
Let's think about it.
So, as a result of the discussion...
Look at the combination.
The first challengers are Takemoto and Masumoto.
We're classmates.
That's right.
So I think teamwork is good.
There's a connection.
One corner is Mario.
Two corner is Luigi.
I'm Luigi.
If I turn around, will I stay like this?
No, you'll get up.
You'll get up.
What's this?
If you push in one direction and jump, you'll go in the other direction.
Oh, you're good.
This upper part...
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Nice, nice feeling, nice feeling.
Yui-chan just lost.
There's a connection.
I see, I see.
Wait a minute.
The block is gone.
If you hit the block three times, it'll be gone.
Oh, I see.
That's why you have to calculate it.
Oh, I see.
Then I won't do it much.
Wait, it's hard.
The last one.
It's in the way!
It's okay to cooperate.
I know, I know, I know.
Where, where, where, where?
What are you doing?
Where, where, where, where?
Look, look.
Hit it, hit it.
Yes, yes, that's right.
Look, look.
Gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu, gyu.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is hard.
I don't want to go down.
I don't want to go down a single floor.
I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Kirago, save me!
Wait for me!
You're a bad girl!
I'll kill you!
I'm scared!
Yui, don't do it.
Am I dead?
Wait a minute.
Which one is bad?
Why is it so slippery?
It's a little slippery.
It's a drawback, isn't it?
It's a drawback.
But you got 3,260 points.
Yui got 1,610 points.
Next up is "Big Skirt" and "Above the Stomach".
Oh, I can only get 10 points.
You can only get 10 points if you flip one coin.
But I won't make it in time.
While pushing it.
I can't get on it.
Oh, I want to get on it.
While pushing it.
I want to get on it, but I can't get on it.
Why?
Oh, like this.
That's right.
If you flip it twice, you'll go back, right?
You'll go back.
You know, you have to fly.
Oh, but I can't. I can't get on it anymore.
Oh, wait a minute. No, no, Rei-chan.
Oh, thank you.
Because you're going to get it.
Oh, you're saying thank you like that?
Oh, you're really a personal player.
That's true.
You're really...
You're really cooperating with me.
No, we're not cooperating.
You only got 30 points. Are you okay?
Wait, wait, wait.
You're kind of...
Betray me and eat me.
You're not thinking about that at all.
I'm not thinking about it.
Let's get along well.
Who's going to do it?
No, Zono-chan, you have 40 points.
You can do it!
You're using it a lot!
I feel so sorry for you right now.
You dropped it just now, didn't you?
I don't know what a match is.
The top of the stomach has been famous for changing people when you play games for a long time.
What's this? What's this?
Zono-chan destroyed it.
In the end, the top of the stomach got 12,930 points.
That's amazing!
Do you want to see the results?
Lily won against Yui-chan.
To be honest, I thought Zono would lose.
I thought I would lose, too.
Oh, yeah!
Really?
Okay, last one.
Can I and Numa-chan do it?
Numa...
Let's help each other!
You're definitely strong.
Yes, yes.
We're going to help each other, right?
We're going to help each other.
Mr. Nakanishi, please.
Which one should I do?
Which one do you want me to watch?
Luigi, Luigi.
Oh, Luigi.
Be careful!
Don't play with it!
What a waste!
Why am I...
Don't play with it!
Wait! Wait!
Seriously, stop it!
Let's cooperate. Let's cooperate.
It's worse than Inori-chan.
She's getting stronger and stronger.
Wow!
Seriously!
Seriously, wait a minute!
Seriously!
Because there are more enemies.
Hurry up and run!
There are more enemies besides Kana.
I don't like this person.
Ah!
Yay!
30 points!
Is there anyone like this?
30 points is nothing!
This person is nothing!
Nothing!
Look! Look!
Wow!
Yay!
Numa-chan, you got 30 points, right?
Yay!
Numa-chan, you got 30 points, right?
Yay!
What is it?
Wow!
Before you think about it, let's play a punishment game.
Okay.
Why?
Okay, if you exaggerate too much, the ball will...
Okay, I'll do it.
Do it!
Ah! Bobby!
A little more! A little more!
Ah! Bobby!
The next game is...
Balloon Fight
I've never seen it before.
You've never seen it before?
I'll show you two of them.
Like this.
The red balloon is Sakurazaka46.
It's like hitting from above.
Yes, from above.
It's like breaking the balloon and knocking it down.
Does it mean you hit it?
How do you fly it?
There are "b" and "a" buttons.
"a" means you flap it once.
"b" means you flap it while pushing it.
"b" means you flap it while pressing it.
Yes, you flap it.
"a" means you flap it once.
"b" means you flap it while pushing it.
You flap it and it goes like this.
When do you say "a" instead of "b"?
Sometimes you say it when you don't know.
"b" means you flap it while pushing it.
You flap it all the time.
"a" means you knock down the enemy, right?
No, you can just step on it.
You say it so many times.
You automatically step on it.
You automatically do it.
I'm sorry. I'm bad at Japanese.
I'm sorry.
It's automatic.
But you did something weird just now.
No, it's not like that.
I'm doing business.
Now that we know the rules,
what's the punishment game?
If you know the rules, you're already middle school students.
You know the rules, right?
Of course.
First of all, you're already middle school students.
Tame ni natta ne.
I know it.
If you know the rules, you're already middle school students.
harama karama
b
harama karama
b
It's funny, isn't it?
You're making eye contact.
Who will go first?
Then...
The two in the way...
What do you mean "two in the way"?
That's what I'm told.
In... in... in the way?
You two will push me in the way.
So, the two in the way will challenge.
She's pushing me on my stomach.
I'm purple.
Don't give up your stomach.
On your stomach...
She got me!
She's protecting you.
She's strong!
Am I purple?
Yes, you are.
Can't I go up?
You can't go up, right?
You can't go up.
I'll stay up. I'll stay up.
But if you go up...
A bird is coming...
It's broken! It's broken!
It's broken!
I...
I'm broken.
I'll run away.
There's no one there.
I don't know! I don't know!
I'm beaten. I'm beaten normally.
I'm beaten.
Oh, no!
It's hard to go up.
Let's go down.
Seriously?
That's how I felt earlier.
No, no.
Seriously, don't come.
Seriously?
Let's cooperate. Let's cooperate.
It's broken.
No, no, no.
Huh?
How was it?
I don't have any left.
You don't have any left?
Don't come! Please!
She's chasing you a lot.
Run away! Run away!
But if you run away...
Oh, no!
I won!
- 20,000? - Well, well, I'm 22,000.
- It's not milli. - Right, I don't know yet.
Then, will you go next?
- I'm peaceful, so I want to play with Rei-chan. - Oh, I told you.
- But I don't want to get in your way or anything like that. - Will you go with Rei-chan and Kira-go-chan?
- Yes. - They promised to play together, but...
- Won't you come to the side? - Side?
Move to the side...
- It's connected between right and left, right? - Oh, I'll go through with this.
- I don't want to jump like this, but if you don't want to jump like this, what should I do? - Oh, I see!
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- The sea will fall, you know? - I'm scared!
- What is this?!
- Accident! Accident! Accident! - What is this?!
- Accident! Accident! Accident! - It's a school violence! - It's a school violence!
- Oh, I'm sorry! - Hey!
- I mistook you for a bird! I mistook you for a bird! I'm sorry! - You mistook me for a bird?
- Where am I? - Huh? Am I red?
- A lightning struck you just now. - Am I red?
- Rei-chan, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - You're red! You're red!
- You're purple! You're purple! - Rei-chan, I'm sorry! I really thought you were purple!
- You mistook me for a bird! - I thought you were purple!
- Before I knew it... - You mistook me for a bird!
- You mistook me for a bird!
- You're doing it! - You're doing it!
- Can't I hit it? Can't I hit it and knock it over? - You have to turn it over.
- This is... oh, you can blow it up. - Eri-chan!
- Oh, this is bad, bad, bad! - This is bad, bad. Kire-chan's up there.
- Oh, no, no, no! - Oh, no, no, no!
- Oh, there's fish! - Oh, no, no, no!
- There's fish! - Zono-chan's done for! - It's over! - It's over!
- There's fish! - Is that even possible?
- It's over! - It's over! - It's over! - It's difficult...
- Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for! - Zono-chan's done for
Yui-chan is red and Yui-chan is blue.
They are good.
Oh, no.
A turtle is coming.
A fish ate a fish.
Both of you were killed.
I can't do it.
You were killed.
What?
Yui-chan was killed.
You were killed?
What?
Why?
You said it. No.
I'll get back at you for sure. Get back at you for sure.
If you get me, I'll get back at you.
A thunderbolt comes, too.
If you get me, I'll get back at you.
Wait!
It's a deuce.
Oh, no.
You came from there.
After that, she reached 15,750 points and finished.
Wow.
So, the B rank is...
Yui!
Really?
You are not good at games.
I'm not good at games.
Normal Monchusan.
You are useless.
And, Monchusan who improved too much.
Harama karama harama karama harama karama ping!
You are good at comedy, Yui.
Master.
I can make a lot of fun with my parents.
Next time, an unreleased talk special.
I want to form a duo with him.
I want to find someone cool.
I'm going to Sakurazaka now.
Everyone's unexpected privacy.
I'm going to Sakurazaka now.
And, in Sakurazaka, the members have a hard time playing a difficult game.
"Bakai Murahen" starts now.