AISubs v3.7
I'm not me, I'm the real me. I want to find me.
This show is about collaborating with members of Sakurazaka46 and comedians.
It's an experimental variety show that challenges you to come back home.
Here's the combo you'll do with me.
Okay.
"Oh, Monkey Gorilla." "Monkey Gorilla."
"Please watch it." "Yes."
"I've seen it before." "Oh." "It's a meta." "Oh, really?"
"It was a hit with "Hingari Conto"." "Yes."
"It's a pretty fast-paced conte." "Yes."
"It's pretty fast." "It's a fresh look from a daily talker."
Sakurazaka46 Meets Monkey Gorilla
Can we actually watch some of the magic?
"This time, we'll be trying out the rules that Monkey Gorilla came up with in last year's "King of Conte" finals."
So, the cashew nuts that were in the small box have now become macadamia nuts.
"This is rule magic." "How disgusting!"
"Magician rules to show off weird magic." "Stop it! You're making me feel sick."
Yes.
The three of them will be role models for the rules.
Conte's first attempt. Pay attention to Kosaka's acting.
"Kosaka, is this your first time?" "Yes, it's my first time."
"Is this your first time doing this?" "Yes."
"Is it difficult?" "No, it's fine."
Can we have these apprentices join in?
Oh, of course! Over there, please.
It's autumn in Mexico.
"And then..." "With this tempo."
"Put it in my squid box." "Squid box C." "Squid box C?" "Squid box B."
"Put it in C." "Whatever."
"Do whatever you like." "Then..."
"The tools will be..." "Ad-libs." "Yes, yes."
"The weird tools will be..." "Well, if possible, socks and carrots." "Yes." "Things like that." "Yes."
Look forward to the show.
It's getting weird.
The commercial is over. It's finally time for the show!
Sakurazaka46.
Meets.
Monkey Gorilla.
The show starts now!
- Excuse me! - Yes!
Oh, hello!
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
I have a special edition of "Magic".
I'm the director, Akaba.
I'm the magician, Lulu.
Thank you for having me.
I've brought some disciples with me today. Is that okay?
- Of course! - Really? Thank you!
I'd like to show you some of "Magic" today.
- I see. - Yes.
- Then, can we start now? - Yes, please!
- Really? - Yes!
I usually do this while making sounds. Is it okay for me to do it now?
- Of course! - Okay.
- Then, let's start. - Yes!
First of all...
In this small box...
In this...
Cashew nuts.
Cashew nuts in a small box.
Cashew nuts in a small box...
And in this middle box...
In this...
Macadamia nuts.
Macadamia nuts in a middle box.
And in this middle box "B"...
In this...
Butter peanuts.
Butter peanuts in middle box "B".
And here comes the power!
Rule power!
Then, the cashew nuts in the small box become macadamia nuts...
And the macadamia nuts in the middle box become butter peanuts...
And the cashew nuts in the middle box "B" become cashew nuts!
This is rule magic!
The rule is...
To be overturned.
May I say something? Sorry.
Well...
You know...
I'm curious about the tools they use.
I mean, even if you change the nuts, I don't know what you're doing.
Also, Chewbacca B is disgusting.
Don't you usually put them in boxes?
It's not "so", it's "nuts" that have changed.
It's small and the colors are similar, so I don't know at all.
You know, don't you?
Yes...
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No, I don't.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What should I do?
What are you talking about?
Ah! Ah!
Ruru-san! Ruru-san!
What?
For example, can you do something like card magic?
Of course I can.
I think card magic is easier to understand.
Can you do that?
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, right!
If it's card magic, can we join in?
Oh, you can do that?
There's something called "group magic".
Oh, that sounds like fun!
Let's talk about positions.
Oh, there's a position.
Okay.
Okay, let's do card magic.
Okay.
First of all, please choose your favorite card from this card.
Go ahead.
Whichever one you like.
Then...
That one.
Yes.
Understood.
Here is the card you chose.
"Tsukubassan of Winter" card came out.
This "Tsukubassan of Winter" card is put in this computer case.
In the computer case.
And...
Rule power!
Then, the "Tsukubassan of Winter" that was in the computer case becomes "Tsukubassan of Summer".
And this "Tsukubassan of Summer" is put in my computer case "B".
Computer case.
And here...
Rule power!
Then...
"Tsukubassan of Summer" becomes "Ose of Spring".
And this "Ose of Spring" card is put in my computer case "C".
And here "Kousaka" power!
Then...
"Ose of Spring" card becomes "Matsumotojo of Night".
And this "Matsumotojo of Night" card is put in my computer case "D".
"D"?
And "Matsumoto"... Matsumoto...
You are not "Matsumoto", you are...
And "Matsumoto" power!
That's right!
Then, "Matsumotojo of Night" card becomes "Ose of Autumn".
This is "Rule Magic"!
The rule is...
"Rule Magic"...
Oh, it's disgusting!
It's disgusting!
I don't know...
It's disgusting...
Can you give it back?
What?
Can you give it back?
Please, I still have it!
No, it's OK.
Please!
You guys...
It's complicated!
No, I really have another one!
No, it's OK!
I really have it!
That's really amazing!
It's really amazing!
What's amazing?
What's amazing, then?
It's amazing!
If you don't tell us, we'll let you go home!
Go home!
Tell us!
It's amazing!
Please!
It's amazing!
Then what's amazing?
What are you doing?
Tell us!
Then...
Don't use weird tools!
Yes!
You did it!
Say it!
Hurry up!
Say it!
Hurry up and say it!
Hurry up!
Hurry up and say it!
Hurry up!
You did it!
What are you doing?
Don't use weird stuff!
Say it, Hayato!
Are you sure?
Don't use weird tools!
Yes!
You did it!
Hurry up and say it!
You're so happy.
Sakurazaka46 is a comedy variety show of Sakurazaka46.
First of all, I put this sock carrot in this squid box.
And if you put it in...
Then, the sock carrot that was in the squid box turns into a pinch peach!
And if you put this pinch peach in my squid box...
Then, it's a Takemoto Fantasy!
And if you put this pinch peach in my pineapple shampoo...
And if you put this pineapple shampoo in my cute squid box sushi...
Then, it's a Tamanige Headphone!
Decide the line!
Hey! You're the last one!
Go! You're the last one!
And this...
Huh? It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay! You'll decide the last one!
Oh my god!
And if you put this Tamanegi Headphone in my super squid box...
And if you put it in...
Then, the Tamanegi Headphone turns into a mask melon!
This is real magic!
Go home!
Ms. Kousaka, you are joining us for the first time.
I was really nervous before the show, but you helped me a lot and I had a lot of fun.
That's good.
It's my first time hearing you speak so loudly.
I was a little surprised.
I didn't know you were such a funny girl.
Thank you very much.
It's a new talent.
I'm sorry for being crazy all of a sudden.
No, it's okay.
That was good, too.
Thank you.
That was funny, too.
Thank you.
Takemoto Fantasy.
You changed a lot of things.
I thought you wouldn't continue, but you were all like "Power! Power!"
You were really fast.
Takemoto Fantasy!
You came out of nowhere.
When I learned about this comedy and watched the video and studied it,
I was like "Peach! Peach! You're a genius!"
I realized how funny things that don't exist are.
And I was able to make them myself.
Maskmelon, right?
Maskmelon, too.
I woke up to it in the middle of the night.
Everyone didn't know about the last tool until it was released.
We didn't know about it, either.
So, I'm a little surprised.
Masumoto-san got too into Kosaka-san's onion headphones.
It's too funny.
No, it's funny.
Everyone was funny.
It was amazing.
For example, Inoue-san and Onemoto-san.
If you were to do it...
I'd like to spread it out.
A group where everyone in Sakurazaka can do magic.
Like Nasubi Umbrella.
Umbrella, right?
Yes, Nasubi Umbrella.
How about you, Onemoto-san?
Go..golf..tomato?
Golf..tomato?
The part of the golf club.
This is tomato and..
Golf..tomato?
Oh, golf..tomato?
You all have good sense.
The Sakurazaka46 students.
For example, you two are doing something important in the script.
There was a scene where you hide it until the actual shooting.
Even if it's a joke, you make each other laugh.
It's more like playing than reading the script.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're good at it.
You two get along well.
You're cute.
I'm glad.
I want you to do it again.
Show us a little bit of Sakurazaka46's comedy game.
It's "Doki Doki Shiritori Timer"!
Thank you very much.
The time limit is one minute and thirty seconds.
We're going to do Shiritori together.
If the order comes in at the moment of zero seconds, you're out.
You can't see the remaining time.
You can only rely on your own internal clock.
There's a theme in this box.
Ms. Kosaka, please draw it.
Is this important? The theme.
It's three letters.
Three-letter Shiritori.
I see.
This is a little difficult.
It looks difficult.
I'll start with "ka" in Sakurazaka46.
Yes.
"Doki Doki Shiritori Timer"...
Start!
kabosu
tsuika
kamome
medaka
karasu
You're fast.
Oh, you're stopping it.
suzume
There's more, right?
meiku
What?
meiku
There's more, right?
It's still slow.
Is it 40 seconds now?
No, it's not 30.
It's 20!
No, it's 30.
20 seconds is not 40 seconds yet.
Car!
Car.
Yeah...
Car...
Mic!
Car...
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
You were able to think of something, you just need to come up with something now and you will be able to pass it.
You have no choice
Oh, no!
Enogu! (paint)
Gu? (gift)
You're weak at getting things.
She's weak at getting things.
This will be released soon!
What?
It's too late!
I can't do it!
And next time...
Sakurazaka46 Meets The Cossy Show!
Challenge yourself to a nostalgic Famicom game!
And "terasare" continues to distribute original works!
Please check it out!
Huh?
What are you doing?!