AISubs v3.4
I want to find the real me
Shut up!
Last time...
Let's do "kosokoso".
Last time, we talked about it in a rehearsal.
This time, we'll talk about it together!
Yeah!
"kosokoso".
You love "kosokoso" and "beads", don't you?
I love it, too.
I love it.
It's a limited edition.
It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Really.
Was it the funniest in your life?
It was the funniest in my life.
Really?
It's a useless life, isn't it?
We haven't seen "kosokoso" and "beads" for the second time.
"kosokoso" and "beads" for the first time are terrible.
I want you to watch "kosokoso" and "beads" all the time.
I saw it.
It was terrible.
"kira-chan", what's funny about it?
About me?
"kira-chan" was funny.
You were in a good mood.
I was in a good mood.
What are you talking about?
You said it a lot.
I said it a lot.
You said it a lot.
I was in a good mood.
I said it because you were in a good mood.
Let's drink.
Cheers.
You haven't drunk it all.
"kira-chan" was useful.
You too.
Cheers.
Let's drink.
Cheers.
What did you drink?
I drank it.
Lemon tea.
It's delicious.
It's warm.
It's snack time.
Let's eat.
It's loose.
It's delicious.
May I?
What?
Please go ahead.
Do you have something?
"tt".
What's that?
Talk theme.
"bx".
Let's play "bx".
"box"?
Put it in.
"box"?
It's a big letter.
Can I pull it out?
Pull it out.
You're saying "cherry blossoms", but pull it out so you can see the logo.
I don't need it!
I'm sorry.
You're the best, Yui-chan.
You're the best.
You should be careful about that.
I'll be careful.
I wonder if this one is better.
Ta-da!
My own way of relieving stress is...
I'm curious!
Relieving stress is...
You think we have stress?
Staff, we don't have stress!
Idols don't have stress!
We don't have stress!
Idols don't have stress.
Stress, huh?
Stress!
You've never had stress?
I want to know what stress is.
Huh?
Sorry.
I've never heard you say "huh?"
Stress is Katakana.
I haven't learned it yet.
Katakana is hard.
Is it like Japanese and English?
Not at all.
I want to know the Japanese version of stress.
Discomfort
Is that what it meant?
Discomfort
Feeling of pressure
Feeling of confinement
It's a heavy show.
What's your way of relieving stress?
Me?
I sleep a lot.
I sleep most of the day.
Really?
I don't get out of bed.
You sleep a little before a concert.
I stay in my dressing room during a concert.
I stay in my dressing room for a long time.
I'm the owner of my dressing room.
I can't stay in my dressing room.
Do you have a dressing room like that?
I have a dressing room like that.
I have a dressing room more than a dressing room.
When a make-up artist fixes my make-up, I say, "Where is Inori?"
My manager asks me, "Inori, where are you?"
Are you sleeping?
When I come back, I look sleepy.
I was sleeping.
Aren't you embarrassed when you show your face?
Is it true that you say that to your manager?
I have never said that to my manager.
Look at me.
You are perfunctory.
You are perfunctory in the office.
Mosaic.
I was sleeping.
You say that too much.
The office is off.
In that sense, I'm able to relieve my stress.
And you don't look so down.
You look sleepy, but...
The manager just pressed the pen button.
I think it's NG.
What? What?
NG happiness.
You're holding up a memo.
I'm sure of it now.
You're holding up a memo.
You're holding up a memo in a great pose.
You're kneeling like this.
That's cool!
You're holding up a memo like this.
Terminator manager.
That's cool!
You're holding up a bus like this.
You look like you're in a bad mood.
I'm sorry. I'm holding up a memo like this.
What about the others?
Kira was making fun of Inami.
I was making fun of you.
When I saw you looking sideways, I thought you were making fun of me.
Don't make fun of each other.
I'm not.
You're the one who's making fun of me.
There's a line here.
You're making fun of me.
Let's talk about this.
But I'm shy.
The cameraman might be in trouble.
I'm shy.
I can't look at you two closely.
Let's split our fingers in half.
Let's split our fists in half.
Let's split our fingers in half.
That's crazy.
Everyone, this is what it's like.
What did you say?
Sometimes it's simple.
What is it?
Do you want to eat it?
Do you want me to do anything?
Sometimes it's simple, right?
No.
But it's true.
I go to Yakiniku right away.
I went there recently.
I go to Yakiniku and eat a lot.
Simple!
I told you!
Is it over?
It's over. Sorry.
But, but, but...
It's dangerous.
Why do you say that?
It was weird.
It was weird for me to hear you say it was weird.
I'm very sorry.
I'm stressed out.
Are you going to release this?
Release it. Release it. Release it.
It seems like it's been disbanded.
Is it simple?
It's like that.
But it's a good thing, right?
Maybe.
What about you, Yui?
I have a dog at home.
Is it a bulldog?
Is it a chihuahua?
It's completely different!
Please listen to me, everyone!
My own chihuahua is a little far away.
It's a little ugly around here.
But it's a pure chihuahua.
It's not!
It's always a bulldog.
Until halfway through, it was called "chihuaburu."
It's a pure chihuahua.
It's called "mochi."
It's Momo-chan, but it's called "mochi."
The members are called "mochi."
It's called "mochiburu" from time to time.
When it becomes "mochiburu," there is no element of "mochihuahua."
I really don't want you all to misunderstand.
But my dog is a chihuahua.
I don't have a bulldog.
But my family has been worried about it too much lately.
Should I really look it up?
Maybe there's a bulldog's blood somewhere.
Maybe it's itching.
I want to see it! I want to see the picture!
It's more than you think!
It's a bulldog.
It's more than you think!
It's cute when you look at it like that!
Is it in the blog?
It is!
It's called "mochiburu."
If you look at it like that...
Maybe it's in here.
It's Momo-chan.
Playing with Momo-chan is the most stressful.
Her body is this small.
It's this small, but...
Dan, it's even smaller.
It's this small.
You're compressing it.
Is it like this?
It's this small.
It's really this small, right?
Is it this small?
I didn't think Mochiburu would be like this.
Please change that picture to an NG.
Please change Mochiburu to an NG.
I'm tired of it.
When Yui-chan showed me the picture, I thought Mochiburu would be like this.
Is it too big?
I went to Shiga once for a different show.
I went to Yui-chan's hometown.
At that time, my mother brought me Mochiburu.
Mochiburu...
Your family must have been hurt.
She brought me Mochiburu.
When I saw it, it was as small as a newborn baby.
Is it like this?
Huh?
Is it like this?
Do you know the size of a newborn baby?
You don't know, do you?
Huh?
It's about this big.
There's a personal difference.
There's a personal difference, but...
There's a personal difference in how many grams.
There's a personal difference.
That's true.
That's right.
I've never held a baby before.
I don't know anymore.
Each person weighs about 2,800 kilograms.
My body is a mess.
It's about 2,800 grams.
2,800?
It's close.
Is it high?
It's about 2,900 grams.
Do you remember the grams you were born with?
Why?
I've been told that for some time now.
You were born with 2,800 grams.
I used to be this big, so I was born at 10:47.
Wow.
That's amazing.
I used to eat a lot.
When were you born?
I don't know what time it was, but it was morning.
It was morning, but it took me about 24 hours.
That's possible.
That's too much.
You're stubborn.
Stubborn?
You're stubborn.
I'm not stubborn.
Thank you for saying that.
You're stubborn.
I'm not stubborn.
Say that to your mom.
Say that to Takemoto's mom.
Say that to Yui's mom.
You're stubborn.
You're trying hard.
She's trying hard.
- Say it to Takemoto's mom. - Yes.
She was born very powerful.
It's not about pregnancy.
What is it about?
It's about stress.
Mochi was small.
Mochi was really small.
She was this small.
She was like a baby.
She grew up.
Put her back.
Mochi was this big.
Can I put her back?
Poor Mochi.
She was bullied a lot.
She smelled things from the mountain.
She smelled things and got stressed out.
Her voice was like this.
It was like a meat ball.
She looked like a meat ball.
Her body was up like this.
Can I call you Kira?
Look, Yui is like...
Don't say "stress" like that.
It's "buruburu".
That's "buruburu".
That's "burudog" and "buredog".
I don't have any.
You don't have any and you don't have any.
That's a no-no.
I'm sorry.
Please go ahead.
Exposure?
Really?
That's unexpected.
It's unexpected, isn't it?
What do you use?
Recently, I use make-up products.
On the next day of a concert, I use "vansker" in my basket.
"Vansker"?
Have you ever heard of "vansker"?
No, I haven't.
Isn't it "bakaskar"?
"Bakaskar"?
I use "bakaskar" to relieve my stress.
Do you use it properly?
I use it a lot.
When I meet a make-up artist, I ask her to use it.
I show her my new work and ask her to use it.
I don't have the image of buying a lot of such things.
When I see it, I have a bad impression of her spending a lot of money.
I have a bad impression of her spending a lot of money.
But it was a hobby.
She worked hard on it.
I don't spend a lot of make-up products.
Don't you do a lot of UFO catcher?
I haven't done it before.
I haven't done UFO catcher since I became an adult.
Before and after shooting.
I don't always have cash.
I usually do it with cash.
I borrowed money from Yui because I ran out of cash.
Did you give it back?
Of course I gave it back.
Did you give it back?
I'll give it back.
I'm a criminal.
Did you give it back?
Of course I gave it back.
I'll give it back.
When I was little, I went to the cash register and said, "Today, I can only do up to 300 yen."
I can only do up to three challenges.
But it's my own money, so I can't use it for anything.
I spent 5,000 yen the other day.
Wow!
Does that mean you'll get 50 100-yen coins?
No, I'll divide it up and use it for 500-yen coins.
But you spent 5,000 yen.
That's cute.
I didn't use it that much, but I didn't use it until I got what I wanted.
I'll do it.
Are you good at it?
No, but I got both of them.
That's amazing.
It's a really big stuffed toy.
I've never gotten it in my life.
You can get it if you do it dozens of times.
Let's go next time.
I want to go.
Why don't we all say to the staff, "Please let me get it."
It's like, "What's so funny?"
But if you say, "Can you let me get it?"
If you say, "Can you let me get it?"
Would they let you get it?
You do that?
I do!
If you do that, is it a business?
Is there such a thing as UFO lottery?
Oh, there is!
Get out of here!
No, no, no, no!
That's not it!
About UFO catcher's life...
That's a good seat.
I feel like I shouldn't be here.
You don't need to be shy!
I'm not!
But there is a way of doing it.
If you make a mistake a few times and can't get it back, you can ask for a reset.
If you do that, they'll say, "I'll make it easier for you."
If you practice that, you can do it.
You're not good at it, are you?
I think that's a high probability.
You should practice it.
There's a camera there.
I'll give you a tip.
A tip?
I've never seen you do it.
I also do it a lot.
I hold it for about 200 yen and say, "This is the only one left."
That's amazing!
I look at it and say, "I want to get it with this."
I'm getting emotional.
200 yen emotion?
Can I?
Employee...
I don't have any money.
You can't say that.
What should I do to get it?
Please let me get it.
Please.
200 yen?
I don't think she'll ask for a reset if you do it like this.
I don't know!
Shall we do it?
I'll do it, so you can do it.
Employee!
Please!
Let me get it!
Please!
That's it!
That's it for this time!
That's right.
Wow, I learned a lot from this nice and real practice.
That's amazing!
Thank you!
You practiced hard and got a medal in the end of the stress relief method.
Yes, yes.
You got a medal!
I have to get it reset.
I learned something that you wouldn't know.