AISubs v3.4
[The new song "Song of Sakurazaka 46"]
Here's a script of the collaboration.
- Thank you. - Thank you, Rina.
- "Song of Sakurazaka 46". - It's a song by Dobroku.
- It might be everyone's song. - It might be...
- It might be...
- I'm happy. - It's our first song story.
- Right? - Right?
[Sakurazaka 46, "Song of Sakurazaka 46"]
In this program, members of SAKURAZAKA46 will collaborate with comedians...
They're choosing!
and play games together. It's an experimental variety show!
Isn't Catherine also singing?
Oh, really?
And she's dissing.
Dissing!
I'm a little worried about what will come out of this.
I really hope you don't be sad.
I'm not serious!
SAKURAZAKA46
Three!
DOBROCK!
This time, they will try...
Special comedy with many DOBROCK songs!
A musical taste of students and girls!
Good morning!
I'm DOBROCK's Eguchi.
Good morning!
I'm DOBROCK's Mori.
Nice to meet you!
Can you sing a song of yours?
Is this an ad-lib?
Yes, it is.
Please go out with me.
Yes.
Please go out with me.
I'm not making you say it.
You look like you're saying, "Stop it."
No, no, no.
Isn't that right?
Ad-lib and exciting songs!
Sakurazaka46 meets...
...double rock!
Let's get started!
Actually, from today on,
a transfer student will come to this class.
What?!
Nice to meet you.
Yes!
Okay, come in!
Excuse me!
Nice to meet you, too.
Could you please introduce yourself?
Okay, I'll introduce myself.
Everyone, come in!
Tama! Tama, Tama, Tama, Tama!
I'm Kiantama!
Tama! Tama, Tama, Tama, Tama!
I'm Kiantama!
Tama!
Anyway, I'm Mr. Kiantama, Naoto Eguchi!
Nice to meet you!
What's up, everyone?
Huh? No one's looking at me.
Could it be...
Even though I introduced myself,
no one's looking at me!
Could it be...
Are you hiding your eyes from your heart?!
That's how it is!
Oh, that's how it is!
Huh?
That's how it is!
Oh, no, no!
I thought you were pulling me!
That's how it is!
It's going to be a good student life.
Teacher!
Where is my seat?
Oh, Eguchi's seat is...
Can I sit here?
Could it be...
What's up?
Could it be...
Instead of a chair, could you sit on my lap?
That's how it is!
Huh?
What did you say?
Lap?!
Everyone's doing it!
I mean, lap is a bit...
Sit on my lap!
Thank you, thank you.
But it's a little...
No, no, no.
So you're really fine with it?
What do you want me to say?
Don't say anything bad.
Teacher, I can't say it because it's embarrassing to say it in front of you,
but I think you can say it if you put it next to music.
Huh? Oh, I see.
Teacher, can you play the guitar?
Me?!
Okay, here we go.
There's something I want to say.
I feel like I can say it if I put it next to music.
I'll say it!
Depending on how you look at it, you still look like Takayuki.
Really?!
Huh?!
Your singing voice is so cool that I can't stand still just listening to you.
Really?!
Thank you.
You're bald, but you have a sexy way of balding.
You're so mature!
Depending on how you look at it, there's a cuticle on your chest and it's beautiful.
Huh?!
I didn't know you had a cuticle!
Huh?!
Even if I use my hands, I want to take her seat.
Wow!
You want to take her seat?!
Wait a minute!
I'm so happy!
But I feel like I'm the only one who's sorry.
Why don't you sing something for the teacher, too?
Okay.
Sing something for her, okay?
You'll sing for the teacher, too?
Yes!
Oh, really?!
Then...
I have something to say.
Let me say it!
Our first encounter greeting!
I'm Mutsuri Sukedo Mori, and I'm playing the guitar.
My friends are only my wife and eight kinds of people.
I'm a comedian, but I make money off of music fees.
I'm going to pull out the lipstick of a singer and play it.
It's like this.
It's like we haven't found anything.
Maybe there is such a place.
And the information about bees is this way.
It's the other way around.
Is that why you don't have an image?
Is it so different?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like this.
I hate being apologized for the most.
I don't care about you anymore.
Eguchi-kun!
I beg you.
Please go out with me.
What are you doing?
Please go out with me.
What's going on?
Please go out with me.
It's all of you!
Please go out with me.
Wait a minute!
Please go out with me.
I refuse!
I'm sorry!
What's going on?
Is love difficult?
That's what it is!
I was more nervous than singing our own songs.
I was really nervous.
Basically, this is the script we wrote.
I like Eguchi.
It's disgusting that you wrote this.
I like Eguchi!
Yes, I did.
I told you to say it all.
I gave you about 40 candidates.
Then I told you all about it.
I was worried that you would get angry with me.
I won't get angry with you.
I was completely ad-libbing.
It's a first meeting greeting. I'm Mutsurisukedo Mori. Pull me.
You said it.
I'm doing it.
I didn't think you would change your greeting.
It's a first meeting greeting. I'm Mutsurisukedo Mori. Pull me.
Don't say it.
I don't want to say it.
My mouth is resisting.
Is there anything you value more than making jokes?
I don't like being embarrassed.
I don't care if it's a joke.
I don't think it's a joke.
I'm doing it.
You don't have to say it.
How did you come up with the joke?
I didn't say it.
I said it.
I didn't say it.
I don't say it.
I say it.
She said the NG word again.
Mochikomi Rakuya Game
It's a game where comedians play "mochikomi rakuya game" together.
What did Dobrock bring with him?
Quiz! "○○na onna"
"○○na onna"?
One of our jokes is "○○na onna".
It's a song about our prejudices against women.
The woman we think of in this song will guess what kind of woman she is.
Let's sing a song about it.
Women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women,
Even women who are doing their make-up proudly on the train.
Mirror is filthy, mirror is filthy.
You know what I mean, right?
- It's been a while. - It's not dirty at all.
When you hear that, you put it on your song and say, "Shimono, eat it!"
That's how women eat it.
The person who got the most correct answers will get a fruit dorayaki from Ginza Seikado.
Here is the first question!
A woman who wears yellow to have a barbecue outside is...
Yes!
This woman...
What does she do for a barbecue?
- Yes, that's right. - I know!
- You know? - I know!
- Who knows? - I might know.
- Everyone knows. - What?
- Can we say it? - Let's say it!
- We can say it, right? - Huh?
- We can say it, right? - We can say it, right?
- Let's say it! - Let's say it!
A woman who wears yellow to have a barbecue outside is...
Not ugly!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yuki-san, which one is it? - Not ugly!
- Correct! - Wow!
- Yuki-san! - Wow!
- I don't cook meat. - I don't cook meat. - I don't help out.
- It's a little different. - Kirako-chan's story was different.
- So only you, Kirako-chan... - I'm first!
- You're first, and everyone else is next. - Yes!
- Let's move on to the second question! - Yes!
A woman who has a relationship consultation at a family restaurant is...
Does she sleep without removing her makeup?
That's a good one.
That's your defense.
It's not my defense.
What does she do in a family restaurant?
It might be a simple one.
It's pretty simple.
A woman who has a relationship consultation at a family restaurant is...
Is she loud?
She's loud.
Really?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
She's hot-tempered.
And she's usually a pervert.
I know.
So, we've lined up again.
Wow.
Next is...
The last question.
The final question.
A woman who says "Mr. Mori, you're so cool" is...
This is your final answer.
Okay.
That's quick.
Yes.
A woman who says "Mr. Mori, you're so cool" is...
Is she loud?
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
Is she loud?
Is she being careful?
It's been going on for a while.
This tension.
It's over.
We're a duo.
Yes, we're a duo.
That's right.
We're choosing this one.
Here we go.
A woman who says "Mr. Mori, you're so cool" is...
Eguchi-san, aim for it!
She's loud.
She's loud!
No, no, no.
You don't know what I mean.
It's like making a relationship.
That's how it goes.
A lot of it.
Is it true?
No, it's not true.
Why did you check it?
So, the one with the most correct answers is...
Inori-chan!
Congratulations!
You've become a big dumbass today.
Are you sure I can say it out loud?
- Okay. - What?
Next week, "Horiken meets Sakurazaka46" city location content!
Horiken and Matsumoto will attack the members!
- What's up? - What's up?
What will happen to the biggest course in the band market?
"Horiken meets Sakurazaka46" is now streaming an original project!
Please check it out!
Please go out with me!