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I want to find the real me.
Don't ask me that question again.
We're doing it together.
In this show, members and comedians of "Sakurazaka46" do collaboration contests...
"Memories of Shadow Hat"...
And play games together. It's an experimental variety show.
Oh, I don't get it!
And this time, only Terrasa will be releasing a game brought in by the president of Japan.
"Senshousha"...
"Who's Wearing It?" game!
Wow!
This is it! This is it!
It looks like a big Power Award, but...
This is...
In 2020 for "King of Conte"...
A character called "Kentauros" will appear.
At that time, it's a game where you guess who's wearing...
...Kentauros' torso, or rather, who's wearing it.
- That's amazing! - Thank you!
- Could you put it on for me? - I can't believe I'm seeing the real thing here!
Now, let's take a look at the "Kentauros" crown they actually used!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- Yes, this is what we actually used in the finals. - Wow!
- This is also... - So rare!
- Yes, this is also a game we used in the finals. - Wow!
- Can we use it? - It's a 3-on-3 battle...
- ...between two teams. - Okay!
And...
Out of the three of you...
...one of you will wear this.
- Wow! - Wow!
And the other two of you will wear something different...
- ...and act out the scene. - Okay!
There are three chances for you to act out the scene.
- Okay! - Okay!
For example, you could tell this person to...
...jump or something like that.
- There are three chances for you. - Okay!
By the way, "Kodogu" has many things...
...like high heels...
...diving fins...
- Did you actually walk? - Oh yeah, what kind of face...
- Did you actually walk? - Oh, well, shall we walk around a little?
Would you like to try it?
But I think it's difficult.
It's quite heavy...
Wow!
It's harder to move than when you're not wearing it.
That's right.
It depends on whether you can hit it without looking at it or not.
It's a game of how well you can see it.
The person who pulled the most legs in the losing team will get a penalty game of Masumoto Kouan.
I want you to take the worst pose you can think of.
This is tricky again.
I don't want to lose.
This is a bad penalty game.
Let's start with the first team.
Who is wearing a kentauros?
Please enjoy while predicting.
Let's start the game!
First one, please walk.
It's Karan.
She's provoking him.
She looks like she's wearing something.
I don't know what she's wearing.
Second one, please walk.
She's not wearing anything.
She doesn't look like she's wearing anything.
She does look like she's wearing something.
She doesn't look like she's wearing anything.
Third one, please walk.
She's not wearing anything.
She's taking her time.
She's scary.
I don't know what she's wearing.
She's wearing something for the first time.
She's taking her time.
Which one is it?
Please stand in a line.
She's standing in a line.
She's always provoking him.
She looks like she's taking her time.
She's not wearing anything.
She's slow.
She's low.
She's definitely low.
She's tall.
She's low.
She's taller.
It's time for requests.
What should we do?
What should we ask someone to do?
I'm curious about a lot of things.
She's taller.
Is she crouching?
She's taller than Yui.
She looks about the same size.
She's about the same size.
Is she crouching because she's cautious?
What should we do?
Should we go around?
I think it's a good idea.
Should we go around?
I think it's a good idea.
We have to be careful if we get it right.
She's tall.
I think it's a good idea.
Let's ask Numa.
Let's ask Numa to go around.
Please.
Let's ask Numa.
I feel like I'm getting taller.
I don't know why.
It's true that you're crouching.
Wouldn't it be great if it was acting?
But is it necessary for Kentaro to get shorter?
No, maybe.
But if you're getting shorter, you should try not to show it as much as you can.
Or maybe there's something else in there that you can't put together.
I don't know.
It's small.
But what is it?
That's true.
Well, you have two more chances.
Who should I ask?
But Takemoto's face is...
He looked like he had the most time.
When he was passing by.
It's like acting.
It's complicated.
Jump?
Is there a jump or something like that?
A little jump.
A light jump.
Please do it lightly.
A light jump.
Please.
It's kind of heavy.
I heard something.
You heard something, didn't you?
Something like "zasa"?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I thought you were going to ask these two.
Actually...
It's like "what's in there?"
Yeah, it's unexpected.
Which one?
Turn around and jump.
A step or something like that.
Oh, a step.
Five steps.
Five.
One, two, three, four, five.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Five steps, please.
- Huh? - When we were walking normally...
None of you made any noise, right?
- Except for the sound of the tools behind you. - Hmm...
This is hard!
- Ohno Ma-sama must have been told something different. - Something different?
- But I thought you were tall. - No, you're short.
- You're short. - You're really short.
- Takemoto is... - Gechi-san?
- Hmm... I'm not sure about this. - Right?
- I think it's Yui-chan. What do you think? - Well...
I think so, too.
The fact that she has a butt is...
- I think it's different for the viewers of this show. - Right.
- She said "don't think and spit it out." - Hmm...
- But Takemoto is different in that respect. - Hmm...
- Huh? Is Gechi-san different? - I'm getting suspicious.
- Maybe it's just acting. - Maybe she has a butt.
- Yui-chan, do you have a butt? - Yui-chan?
- No, Gechi-san, do you have a butt? - Huh? Gechi - san?
- Huh? Gechi-san? - Gechi-san, do you have a butt?
- Huh? Kirako-chan, do you have a butt? - Huh? Kirako-chan, do you have a butt?
- I don't think so.
- But you're lying. You're lying.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Are you ready for your butt? - Let's do it.
- Your butt is in there. - I can't forget it.
- Kentauros is... - Gechi-san!
- The correct answer is... - Huh?
- You were right! - Correct! Correct! Correct!
- You were right! - Correct! Correct!
- You were right! You were right! - You were correct!
- You're good. - Why is it so hard?
- Why was it so hard? - Were the other two high?
Was it hard to walk?
- Oh, you're wearing heels. - Were the other two high?
- They were high. - High.
- I'm bowing my knees... - Oh, mother...
- and trying again... - Oh, mother...
- The reading was very good. - Oh, mother...
I don't want to see Sakura and Saka wearing what I'm wearing, you know?
That's how it is!
You were saying the same thing.
I was saying exactly the same thing.
You were scared because it was too much, weren't you?
I don't know if I should wear it or not.
I think it's better for the members to wear what I'm wearing.
I think it's better for Sakura and Saka to wear what I'm wearing.
So, we're going to wear what we're wearing.
You said the same thing.
I thought you saw me.
You tricked me a little bit.
I'm frustrated.
All right, all right, all right.
You two look good together.
Team Ketsu won the first round.
Next is Team Tsuji's challenge.
Who is going to wear Kentauros?
All right, first of all, the first person, please come forward.
I think I'm going to wear it.
The way you looked at me was like you were acting.
I think I was talking.
I see.
I think I was talking.
Next, the second person, please come forward.
Isn't she a little tall?
She's tall.
Inari-chan is short.
She's saying something.
Everyone's talking about something.
Who are you talking about?
Is there one person?
No one.
Even if it's Kentaurosu...
No, it's not Kira-chan.
She's early.
I'm angry.
She's early.
What?
They're talking about the same thing.
Third person, please.
She's talking.
She's talking about something.
Speaking of Kentaurosu...
What is she talking about?
Is she talking about Kaganchi?
I love you.
She looks light.
What?
Kentaurosu, what are you talking about?
She's talking.
Third person, please stand in line.
Something's wrong with her head.
I guess she's not used to it yet.
She's not used to it yet.
I'm sorry, but you look like an old woman.
You look like an old woman.
Now, it's request time!
Inui...
It's too suspicious.
It's obvious.
She probably has a middle body.
I think she does.
From my experience of kentals...
Oh, you're an ex-kentals.
From my experience of kentals...
I thought she wouldn't come to me for a second.
Oh, I see!
She has a good balance.
It was hard for me to curve.
I could only walk straight.
Then...
She looks relaxed.
She's trying to start from where the cloth is closest.
I think it's amazing.
If it's a kentals...
Can you walk around for a second?
It's too far.
Huh?
Everyone has their own way of walking around.
She's leaning but not moving.
She's talking.
She forced herself to look up at the end.
I feel like she's trying to deceive me.
Her way of walking around was...
It wasn't like a kentals.
If it's a kentals...
It's amazing.
It's like an academy award.
Well, for now...
Let's go with the second one.
Well, then...
But she's always looking diagonally.
That's right.
Is it on purpose...
Oh, I fixed it.
I wasn't on purpose.
As a kentals' experience...
Oh yeah, you've been doing it for a long time.
Sometimes it's easier to look diagonally.
So in that sense...
There might be a chance that she was wearing it.
I see.
What should I do?
You don't need a follow-up like the actors around you.
You don't need a follow-up like "Look behind you. Can you do it? Are you okay?"
You don't need a follow-up like that.
Stop it! Stop team play!
But I think you can jump, Kentaurus, unexpectedly.
If you're small.
What's hard about it?
Can you run from there to the end?
I want you to run.
And you walk back.
You two look alike.
I didn't say "Let's go."
Can you run?
You don't know anything about running, do you?
But it seems like you did it on purpose.
Kira-chan, it seems like you did it on purpose.
Tsuji-san is laughing a lot.
I didn't know people with kentauruses would be this relaxed.
Kira-chan is...
OK, this is the last one.
They're looking at each other's lower bodies a lot.
But before we do it, let's make a promise together.
Let's look at each other's kentauruses.
They've been talking for a while now.
But I don't think it's you, Tsuji-san.
Well, if I'm being honest...
Aren't you being too relaxed?
You're acting like you're in a rush.
You're saying something.
Can you dance for me?
Ah...
Can you do a rakugo?
OK, I'll dance a little and do a rakugo.
Can you do it?
Please.
You...
Where...
Where did you get this money?
Well...
I...
I had it by the river.
Oh, you did?
So...
You...
Call them and...
Let's have a party.
You...
And the next day...
That's enough!
Don't cross the line!
I'm the one who said it!
But you didn't dance at all.
I was thinking about you, Inori.
But when you were running, I thought you'd get bigger if you wore it.
That's right.
But I didn't think you would.
I thought you'd get bigger.
Really?
I thought you'd get bigger if you wore it.
When you were running, you were laughing a lot.
At the beginning?
Yes.
I thought you were laughing on purpose.
I thought it was funny that you didn't wear it.
Yes.
But I didn't like your first turn.
I didn't like it.
I couldn't ignore it.
What do you think?
I wonder if it's you, Inori.
But when you were crossing the line, I didn't think you'd get bigger if you wore it.
That's enough!
We're not looking at you anymore.
What do you think?
I think it's you, Inori.
Shall we?
Yes.
The centaur is you, Inori!
The answer is...
The centaur is you, Inori!
I didn't think you'd get bigger if you wore it.
We're not looking at you anymore!
What do you think?
We're not looking at you anymore!
I see.
You can't run.
I see!
It's hard to turn.
Like this.
That's right.
I see.
It was Kentaros from the beginning to the end, wasn't it?
That's right.
It was suspicious.
It was a little tough.
You said "I love you, I love you" at first, didn't you?
I said "I love you, I love you"
I love you, I love you
You don't have to say it all the time.
That means...
Ketsu's team wins!
Yes!
We did it!
Shall we choose the punishment game from Ketsu's team?
Which team was the worst?
Is Ketsu's team the worst?
That's right.
If Ketsu's team is the worst, it's Ketsu's team, isn't it?
Let's point at the team.
Let's say who was the worst in the team.
Let's say it together.
One, two...
You have self-awareness!
It's a pun.
You found out.
It's a pun.
Ketsu's team is the worst!
Ketsu's team is the worst.
What was the punishment game?
We will see your worst pose.
This is tough!
There are many poses, but this is the worst.
This is the worst pose in the world.
There are two.
This is the worst.
Tsuji, please show us your punishment game!
Disgusting!
It's embarrassing to do it like this!
Why? Your arms and legs are a little long!
Your right leg looks disgusting!
I've seen it! The feeling of your right leg!
All of it looks disgusting!
Your mask and shoes make no sense!
Even if you look at it from behind...
Your fingers are all out of place!
Even if you look at it from any direction, it's disgusting!
I've seen it!
It's disgusting!
If you think this will be broadcasted...
It's disgusting!
You don't need a reverse version of it!
You don't need it! All of it is disgusting!
It was disgusting!
And so, today's guest was the president of Japan!
Thank you!