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TAKEMOTO
I'm TAKEMOTO, a tennis player.
Last time, TAKEMOTO, who is a big fan of CHOCOPLA, realized his dream collaboration skit.
I'm about to cry.
I'm happy.
In the second half of tonight's show, TAKEMOTO will play CHOCOPLA's secret game that he wanted to play.
It's a long-distance racer, stopper's famous line.
When I felt the wind
The last song is also a collaboration song.
Please give me a round of applause.
I can't find my own real strength.
TAKEMOTO's secret game.
It's a game of bringing things in and out of the dressing room.
In this game of bringing things in and out of the dressing room, I chose some of the things I wanted to play from CHOCOPLA's games and brought them in.
CHOCOPLA produces various popular content such as "bad- looking players" and more.
What did TAKEMOTO choose this time?
The first game of bringing things in and out of the dressing room is "usseewa" game.
This is amazing.
There is "usseewa".
You say "I'm healthier than you think" by changing it to "○○" according to the song.
If you say "ramen", you say "pork cutlet" more than you think.
If you say or get stuck with words you can't think of, you're out.
I laughed too much and I couldn't stand up.
It's not like that.
SAKURASAKA and CHOCOPLA teams will play against each other.
Let's switch seats and start the game.
"usseewa" is healthier than you think.
"usseewa" is you next.
The problem is TV.
"usseewa" is funnier than you think. "usseewa" is you next. The problem is curtain. "usseewa" is lower than you think. "usseewa" is you next. The problem is sewing machine.
"usseewa" is harder than you think. "usseewa" is you next.
"usseewa" is you next. The problem is Shibuya. "usseewa" is worse than you think. "usseewa" is you next. The problem is Shinjuku.
"usseewa" is worse than you think.
"usseewa" is you next. The problem is Takemoto. "usseewa" is better than you think. "usseewa" is you next. The problem is pool.
The problem is camera. "usseewa" is better than you think.
"usseewa" is next. For you, the problem is "niboshi" (sardines)
"usseewa" is better than you think.
"usseewa" is next. For you, the problem is "nihonkai" (japanese seafood)
"usseewa" is deeper blue than you think.
"usseewa" is next. For you, the problem is "sakana" (fish)
Shut up, shut up, I love you more than you think.
Shut up, shut up, next is you. The question is "tamahaki rice".
Shut up, shut up, I love you more than you think.
What? What? What?
It's not a game of "gion".
That's "gion", too.
"Zuruzuru" is a song, but it's "zuruzuru", too.
Really?
Well, Takuma and Katsumi win!
Wow!
The next game that Takemoto wants to play is...
"Ijin's famous quote game"!
Well, the game is like this.
The first person says "ijin" of "kakkuu".
Then, the next person answers "ijin" of "kakkuu".
If you say "inventionist Thomas Land",
"invention" doesn't become "ijin".
That's what it means.
"kakkuu" doesn't become "ijin".
I love "ijin's famous quote game"!
There are so many weird games!
There should be more games like "bang".
"ijin's famous quote game", start!
"famous quote", "famous quote", please tell me.
"famous quote", "famous quote", it's useless.
"Architect Thomas Dawson".
Thomas again?
"famous quote", "famous quote", please tell me.
"famous quote", "famous quote", it's useless.
If you keep building a bridge over time,
it will eventually become a triangle.
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
Singer, Tsumekiri.
Tsumekiri? Singer?
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
The sound of Tsumekiri is much louder than that of castanets, isn't it?
That's true!
You're right. It's because of Tsumekiri.
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
Climber, noborimasu masuo.
She said it in a funny way.
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
If there is a mountain over there, I will climb it.
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
Sand clock writer, Harry Susumu's famous quote.
Harry Susumu's famous quote!
Oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
The sand is falling now.
But the clock's hand is stopped. Time is forever.
That sounds like it!
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
The oldest name in history, Takeshi.
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
The name "Takeshi" will be inherited from now on.
I see.
Ningen, ningen, oshiete choudai. Ningen, ningen, tame ni naru.
A long-distance runner who can run forever, Stopper's famous quote.
She ran too much! Stopper!
Stopper's famous quote.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
When I stay at a hotel, it's when I love someone.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
Washroom cameraman, Yuji Kudo.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
When I wrap the picture I took in my hair and eat it, it gives me the best taste of my life.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
Professor Concrete.
Tanaka...
Konk...
You all look like pigeons!
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
Concrete breaks when you hit it.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
Kadooka...
Hanasaku... Konomichiko.
Isn't it Senkei?
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
Close your eyes and look at it.
The flower you saw there is the most beautiful flower at your funeral.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me. Famous quote, famous quote, for what?
Professional sports drinker...
Kakeru Michiko's famous quote.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me.
Michiko's drink is sweet.
Because it's Pocari Sweat.
Famous quote, famous quote, please tell me.
If you split a peach flowing from the river, it would be a grilled meat peach.
Let's take it back!
Let's do it again!
We can't win this anymore.
The rules are messed up.
Takemoto has one more thing.
It seems like you have something you really want to do.
With Chikopura-san, I want to sing "Wind Song".
It's not a game or anything like that.
You just want to sing a song.
Yes.
It's a song we made for a show.
It's like Chikopura-san's song for people who catch a cold.
Is it really possible for me to live this far because of this song?
It's weird.
It's not that kind of song.
It's really...
When you catch a cold, clap your hands!
When you wake up in the morning, it's different from usual
These feelings you didn't have yesterday
Cold, cold, cold sweat and a strange feeling in my throat
But, but, but
Why didn't you wear warm clothes?
Why didn't you sleep in a warmer place?
When you catch a cold, it's different from usual
Cold, cold, cold sweat and a strange feeling in my throat
But, but, but
Why didn't you wear warm clothes?
Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug!
Why didn't you wear warm clothes?
Why didn't you wash your hands more often?
When I felt the wind, it was already too late
Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter
I can't go to work
I can't see her
Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter
Thank you very much
I didn't know I could have such a dream
I'm happy about it
I'm happy that Takemoto is so happy about it
But I feel like there's a boundary here
Let's be clear
I'm worried if you're listening
No, no, no
First of all, I want you to play properly
But I really like you and I really want you to know it
You're definitely the best I've ever had
I want you to like me forever
Thank you very much
You're welcome
Here's a reward from Osada to Takemoto for her hard work!
It's a One Piece comic set
What?!
When Chocoplanter came out before, he said he'd never read One Piece
It's not Oda-sensei, it's Chocoplanter and Osada's autograph
It's not just a reader's autograph
Thank you very much! I'm so happy!
Next episode is...
"Sakurasaka 46", "Mints", "50yen"
The first public recording of "Otodoke"!
And after this, a terrace-only talk show at the dressing room!
Boss!
Call me boss!
Boss!