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It's too late!
Fried rice won't stop!
The red-haired comedian and fried rice seller, Futo Seki,
despite various incidents and mischief involving the international illegal fried rice sales organization ICBS,
he followed illegal fried rice with his friends every day.
Thank you, Makono-san.
One day...
Huh? Police station?
It looks like our fried rice and burnt rice grains are mixed together.
It turns out that there is an intruder inside the police station.
Sekitachi secretly look for the intruder.
And then, there...
Wait a minute, it's dangerous!
With Sumireko's help, SEHI and his team were able to get closer to ICBS.
Now, get ready. I'll tell you everything.
[PH] Who's there?
You did it!
It's been three hours since we started investigating.
How long are you going to keep quiet?
Do you want some fried rice?
Who's mouth is that?
Who is it?
Excuse me.
Miyamoto.
Mr. Seki, I know where he is.
What?
His name is Ozeki Takahashi.
He used to be a small company elite.
But he retired 10 years ago and has been swinging his flute.
I see.
Hey, Ozeki...
Why did you target Eishi Miriko?
Did you attack Tatsan and Kaotan's hostages?
[PH] Hmph.
You bastard...
You're from ICBS, aren't you?!
Oh, no!
Don't underestimate fried rice!
Mr. Seiki, please calm down.
This is only a circumstantial evidence.
It's not like you!
Sorry.
Let me cool down.
I'll leave it to you.
Okay.
Oh, right.
All right, all right.
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, I'll leave the rest to you.
Those guys again...
Whoa, whoa.
That was close.
No, I mean...
See you.
You...
What are you doing here?
Anyway...
This guy...
Anyway, did you get any information about ICBS from Ozeki?
Why do you ask?
He might be right next to you.
Oh, no. Huh?
An insider...
More suspicious people.
Chaha FBI...
How far will you go?
Chaha?
Still not there?
Huh? Sumireko?
Sumireko.
Oh, Seki. Good work.
Good work.
What are you doing here, eating fried rice in a boat?
No, I'm not in a boat.
I just remembered some old memories.
Did something happen?
Hey, Sumeiko, you said you were involved in ICBS, didn't you?
What do you mean?
Nothing.
I became a fried rice police officer because of ICBS.
What?
My friends in my hometown were messed up by ICBS's illegal fried rice and couldn't forgive me.
I couldn't forgive them.
I see.
I'm the same.
My mom was addicted to illegal fried rice and my family was broken up.
I was so frustrated and became a fried rice expert and then I learned about ICBS.
I see.
We're similar.
What are you doing?
It's fine.
You don't have to do it until it's cooked.
Hurry up.
I just happened to do it.
You are going to develop.
You are not Makono-san.
You are going to develop.
I thought you were Makono-san.
We are going to go together.
Let's go to the store.
Excuse me.
We are not going yet.
You can't go yet!
Don't rush!
Sorry.
Mr. Makoto?
Yes, I'm Chahan's colleague.
Tsumireko, we are together now, but...
What? With Chahan?
I got it! I'll be there soon!
Tsumireko, I'm in trouble! Tatsan is in danger!
Who is Tatsan?
There is someone else!
[PH] Hey!
[PH] Huh?
[PH] I'm going to eat a lot and dance.
[PH] What are you doing?
[PH] What's going on?
[PH] Hey!
Hey!
I thought you were Omeki.
I thought you were here.
I thought you were Omeki.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I didn't push you.
Oh!
You were too late.
You're a troublemaker.
A book? Then it must be a power of speech!
It's loved by everyone in the world.
Now, on social media,
videos of people making fried rice with a hot pot are in full swing.
It's the era of military-style fried rice war.
But is that fried rice really that good?
With the best fried rice in the entertainment world,
Seki, a time machine 3rd, became a fried rice giant
and created various fried rice all over the world.
Looking for the best fried rice in Japan.
The name of the corner is...
Fried rice in a large pot.
It's been six minutes.
Now, let's start the big matchmaking battle of fried rice!
Thank you for watching this long video!
No, no, no.
It's probably a long drama part from the prelude.
The drama is long!
Well, we're going to eat fried rice for the first time in five months.
Five months?!
I only remember throwing a fallen leaf in the fall.
It's already spring!
I don't eat fried rice, but it's huge.
Huge!
Let's go and investigate the fried rice.
Before that, it seems like we have a new person.
New person, come on out!
[PH] Yes!
It's Aki.
I've been assigned to fried rice.
I'm Aki Suda of the super-excited advertising club.
No way! It's a woman!
Seriously.
This time, the first female newcomer to participate in the investigation is Aki Suda of the Super Exciting Advertising Department.
I've made a nice ponytail today.
Stop the usual ponytail.
Yes, stop the ponytail.
How about fried rice? Do you like it?
Oh, I eat it.
Do you eat it?
Well, I often eat curry fried rice and bell pepper fried rice at home.
Is this a cage? Is it bright? Which one is brighter?
It's amazing.
Which one is brighter?
[PH] Here it comes!
Here you go, fried rice.
You're making fried rice now?
Yes.
What?!
A illegal construction fried rice factory, which has built huge buildings just before the collapse, is making a fuss in Kamata?!
Kamata?
Alright! Shinji! Let's go to the mountains!
The other way around! You're so naive!
Let's go!
Wait for me!
We're going to the mountains!
Let's eat it up!
I'm too hungry.
After this, they'll eat the ultimate fried rice that will make you excited.
Wow, it's delicious!
Mmm!
And with that, this time we have a big-time Otaku.
We're in Kamata!
Here you go.
Nice one, newbie.
You'll earn fried rice sauce with your nose.
Thank you. I'll earn it with my nose.
You want some fried rice?
Here you go.
Not bad.
I can't lose either.
I'm not looking for a truffle.
Here! Mr. Seki!
The smell of fried rice is coming from here!
What?
It's huge!
But...
Tamagoya...Tamangoya...saketen?
Does it mean a liquor store?
Then it's not! I'm sorry!
I made a mistake!
No, you're wrong.
You can't be fooled.
It says saketen, but from here...
you'll smell dangerous fried rice.
Let's go.
I see. You can only trust your own nose.
Let's go.
I was biting a lot of tamagoyas.
I was biting a lot of them.
I said I was a fan of Taman.
I was cheating.
This is cheating.
They noticed a restaurant that was 8 minutes from Kabata Station.
There is a line-up of restaurants that sell fried rice and saladaiwan.
There is also a restaurant that sells Tama river and sake.
They immediately discovered something.
There is a sword there.
What is that?
Certainly. Eight katanas. Eight swords. Eight swords.
In other words, deliciousness that will make you go crazy.
Is that what you want, Yamamoto?
Don't say it like it's my opinion!
The studio was in a bad mood because of what you said, Seki.
I see, Yamamoto.
Don't blame me! Don't blame me!
Tell me what you think the truth is.
Eight swords...
Yes.
Eh? Wait...
Aki-chan! Aki-chan!
She's gone!
She's cut in line!
Yes.
Yamamoto, is that what you want?
This is not mine!
All of this is my opinion!
You're running around here and cutting the line.
Is that what you want?
What do you mean?!
Is there a illegal architecture fried rice in this restaurant?!
I'm going to do it!
Yamamoto is not going to be fooled!
Excuse me.
Hey, don't move!
It's the fried rice police.
Be quiet!
Fried rice police?
What's with you?
You're the one who's making a fuss about illegal fried rice with a huge pan.
Illegal fried rice?
No way.
You're mistaken for someone else.
Don't mess with me! I know what you're up to!
What?!
Hey, why are you guys making a fuss?
Hiyo, come over here.
Your wife?
Dad, who are they? It's so noisy!
It's the police.
I'm sorry, miss. I'm having a serious conversation.
Are you young?
Huh?
Now, go back to your room and study.
She's overreacting.
She's more like a band member than a daughter.
She's good.
Wow! She's a newbie at Bakery!
Good luck, Ryo!
She's tall!
But I can't lose like this.
[PH] Then...
I won!
Who is she pointing at?
I won.
Really?
Wow! A triple cross face!
Acho!
Not boxing!
Not finger flicking!
Not saying anything!
I'm done...
I just don't know this.
Miss.
Miss, please.
Violence.
I'm sorry, Dad.
That's enough, Rio.
I'm the one who's got a giant char siu on fried rice, calculations and fried rice.
My daughter doesn't know anything.
My dad doesn't know anything at all.
You're good, old man.
My daughter is aiming for an actress!
Absolutely!
The giant thing is char siu and ham!
Hey angel, can you make us a giant char siu fried rice?
Okay!
Daughter...
But...
Daughter, can you...
Kanpe!
Believe me! Dad is not a bad person!
It's okay! I won't do anything bad!
Hurry up and make us fried rice!
You look hungry...
[PH] Hurry up!
Thank you? That's an ad-lib!
You shouldn't say that!
Daughter!
That's not what I said!
Let's see how they made it!
It's finally time!
Finally...
The eggs are in!
Beautiful eggs!
And rice!
Wow!
It's mixed at once in high temperature!
It's fast!
I can see golden fried rice!
Beautiful egg color!
It's gone in a flash!
And here!
Add flavor!
Wow!
What kind of fried rice will be made?
[PH] Thank you for watching until the end. I love you!
Add green onion.
Nice.
Add tartar sauce.
A little bit of topping will make it colorful.
And char-siu pork.
Here it comes.
Good luck.
Good char-siu pork.
Char-siu pork is getting ready.
The rice is being cooked.
And...
I put a lot of soup.
I put fried rice in the rice cooker.
It's almost done.
The fried rice is taken by a bowl.
Good.
It's on the plate now.
What will happen now?
Great.
And, the big char siu on top of the rice! I've never seen anything like it!
This is a large pork chop.
This is a delicious sauce.
This is a large pork chop on white rice.
This is amazing.
This is a pork chop fried rice with egg and salmon with 150g of ingredients and toppings.
This is a pork chop that has a good balance of red meat and fat and uses only arms.
Soy sauce, coarse salt and high-profile dosage are used as a secret sauce.
When this is cooked for 45 minutes, it becomes a homemade char siu with a Taiwanese-style aroma.
After this, the taste of char siu fried rice will be greatly increased.
[PH] Oh! Oh!
Let's start with places with good and bad points.
Otaku Quiz!
Hanepyon is an official character that promotes the charm of otakus at Haneda Airport to people all over the world.
Hanepyon has a favorite place you often go to on weekends.
Where is it?
I go somewhere on weekends.
Mr. Hirako, please!
Kaldi.
Kaldi is also a favorite place.
I go there every week, but I buy too much.
Kaldi, I love you. Lilliza?
Costco.
You go to Costco every weekend, right?
Yes.
Moriem.
Outlet in Kitarazu.
You don't have to say a lot of shopping centers.
You can go to any large shopping malls.
Yes, please.
Pirates.
Pirates...
Pirates may be a little pocketful, but it's nice.
But it's like that.
Pirates is the closest.
Lily.
What?
My parents' house.
There are people who go back home every week.
They go back home every week.
Yamosa.
Tax office.
Tax office...
Tax office is...
No, it's not.
[PH] You're cold!
Pick up more properly!
Is there a different one?
Sakamichi...
Pick me up!
Sakamichi...
Yes.
Kudarizaka 46.
Who's Kudarizaka?
No one.
Kudarizaka center.
You two are in the center.
No you're not.
You're all... well, it's an easy place to go.
One hint!
It's a popular place in Ronyaku.
Ronyaku...
It's a place you all go.
You've all been there, of course.
You've all been there.
You've been there.
Lily!
Supercent.
Huh?
Hot springs!
Huh?
Suzy!
Orenpohland.
Huh?
already...
trip!
It's not a trip, it's almost the answer, eh, Hiraocha.
Village Vanguard.
No, no, no.
It's not Village Vanguard, it's not Super Battle, it's not Super Battle,
to put it in a simpler way, it's Super...
It's Super Battle to get Super, is it?
Does anyone know?
Does anyone know? No one?
It's Super Battle to get Super, you know?
That's the answer!
SONDAGI!
SENTO!
CERETA!
[PH] YAY!
There it is!
Yes, that's right, it's Sento!
The number of Sentos is the highest in Tokyo!
To show off his pride and charm, he sweats 1,000 tons of sweat every day on weekends.
To this person who got it right, we'll give you this rabbit masking tape.
It's on sale on TBS Shopping.
Thank you.
Now, please watch the rest of the video.
Sorry for keeping you waiting, Chashu-chan.
Wow, I'm so happy!
Wow, I've never seen anything like it!
Then, I'll eat first.
Excuse me.
I'll eat first.
Please eat fried rice first.
Eat it.
You three eat it.
Wow, it's delicious.
I put a lot of soup in it.
I like the moistness of fried rice very much.
The ingredients in it are char siu and naruto.
Let's eat.
It's really soft.
It's tender.
This char siu is really good.
It's tender and there is meat inside.
It's well seasoned.
I'll eat it with this.
Wow, it's good!
There is char siu inside and on top of it.
Wow, don't eat it.
No, I can't.
It's better if you eat it.
It's big.
It smells so good!
Let's eat!
It's really soft!
It's so good!
I couldn't hear you talking.
The rice is good, too.
Why are you eating fried rice, Mr. Sakai?
I love fried rice.
She is a fan of this food.
She pursues her ideal food.
She will eat this food.
How about you, SUZUMIYA?
I think it's justice for one person.
We have the same genes.
I'm different from others.
I thought so.
Why did you shake hands with AKI?
I used to do kickboxing.
I see.
What inspired you to start kickboxing?
I love Dragon Ball.
Who was your favorite?
I liked Shibuya 18.
Shibuya 18?
Is that even possible?
And in no time...
Hey, hey, hey.
You're not supposed to do that.
I'll report you.
You're doing it again, right?
Why don't you eat it?
I'm going to eat it.
The final result will be announced at the fried rice party.
I don't have a wrap.
You don't have to do it.
I'll edit it all.
I'll do it.
Newcomer, you should report it, too.
[PH] Yes!
Mr. Murai! Hello! I'm Suda Aki!
This is not a call!
Asha! This is not a call!
This pork is really delicious!
It turns out it was your arm, Mr. Pig!
Where is your arm?!
That's true!
You did it, didn't you?
Yes.
That's all.
Okay.
Sorry, she's a weird kid.
No, it's fine.
You're the weird one.
She revealed the details of the super-responsive thing that makes Kanata excited.
It's definitely a trick.
He's also angry!
He's a statistician.
I'm sorry about that!
I called him as you said.
Talk to him.
Not yet.
I can't talk until he comes.
Oh, no!
[PH] Dad...
Makuno san!
Ozeki! You bastard!
Ozeki san! Sumireko san!
Are you okay?
Don't be stupid.
Don't do this again.
Shut up!
I don't care what happens.
It's over.
Hey.
Sumireko, you look fine.
Huh?
Do you know her?
You remember me, right?
I don't know you.
You are not Fumi Taka, whom I know.
Fumi Taka?
She calls me by my last name.
What?
Fumi Taka?
She is connected.
Fumi Taka, tell me about Tatsuyan.
What did you do?
You shouldn't have done that!
What?
Look higher.
Ms. Sumiriko, what's your relationship with him?
What's going on?
Fried rice is over.
Takafumi, talk to me.
Huh?!
Takafumi... What does Sumiriko have to do with him?
He's my ex-boyfriend.
What?!
She's right.
Ex-boyfriend?
Takafumi, what's your goal?
What's with her?
[PH] Huh?
Revenge.
You abandoned me, and you want me to go down with you.
You're so funny.
What?
My life was messed up because of you ten years ago.
You can't run away.
I lost my job and my tree I built up.
I still have debt.
But I still love you like a good man.
Stop it!
You idiot!
Idiot!
You're not like that.
It's all your fault, Sumireko!
No, you're the one who said goodbye!
Ozeki...
Were you an I.C.B.S. agent to attack Sumireko?
Oh, yes...
They gave me all kinds of information.
You guys are now in the mouth of the Chai Police.
Dad, you're acting like a kid!
As I thought, it's a spy.
You can run away, Dad.
You're acting suspicious.
But it's over now.
I'm not going to be erased by ICBMS.
Takasumi...
That's why, Sumireko...
You should also know your way.
Oh!
It's coming out!
Oh!
[PH] It's over!
[PH] Oh!
[PH] It's over!
[PH] Is it over?
Is it over with one show?
It's still going on!
Oh, opening!
This is the opening place chosen by Riki!
Tonight
I can do it one more time, right?
No one said it.
Watch this!
It's hot!
Run!
It's fun!
It's hot!
I'm cool even if I'm heavy.
It's easy to see.
Yes!
Make a noise!
Ah, it's here!
Kukukukuku!
Ah, it's here!
It's all gone in one go!
No, it's not.
What does a food court have to do with my store?!
You're bad.
You can do it, Shibai.
Thank you.
You did it.
I'm ashamed of myself.
[PH] You're funny.
No, no, you're old.
[PH] What are you doing?
[PH] Ozeki's private life!
[PH] What are you doing?
[PH] You're crazy, Ozeki!
[PH] Somebody tonight
[PH] Ozeki, you're crazy.
[PH] Somebody tonight
Somebody for life
You're crazy.
Somebody for life
I'm gonna love somebody tonight.
La la la, somebody tonight.
Hey.
What do you mean hey?
Hey.
What do you mean hey?
You're on my way too.
I'm here.
Can you hear me, Muroi?
Mr. Muroi?
I'll be in charge from now on.
Finally!
Mr. Muroi.
This is Sumireko's case.
We can't let you do the ICBS investigation on site!
Uroi!
Let's go!
Continue!
What?
Start the investigation!
[PH] It's out!
[PH] What?
What's with all the sudden?
It's a surprise.
What are you surprised about?
At the end, it looked like a real Snoopy.
That's right.
How did you do it?
It was like an AHA experience.
It was a correct AHA experience.
Hey, Mr. Muroi.
What?
Is Hidetsugu still like that?
It's crazy.
It's finally out.
Hey, Mr. Muroi.
It's finally out.
Is Chaha okay?
He's thinking of only one thing.
How was it?
I imagined it so far, but it's already out.
I'm talking about fried rice.
It looked delicious.
I'll definitely go next time.
Do you definitely go to the store?
What's up, SUZY?
Yamamoto of fried rice pillars is hiding.
He's hiding behind a pillar.
It's like a secret.
Fried rice pillar.
Behind a pillar.
Well, that's good.
But...
Yes?
Can you show us your performance?
My performance?
No, no, no.
I'm serious.
Can you show us your performance?
It's like a chat GPT.
You're all the same.
You're the criminal, right?
You're like a gag movie.
You're like an actor.
I'm being persuaded.
It's like a sit-down comedy.
It's a lucky survey.
Are you okay?
I think I'll practice acting a little.
Perfect! Rappi questionnaire!
Well, Rappi, thank you for today.
Viewers can also participate!
I hope you enjoy it with us!
Thank you!
Okay, Akaugi, please explain the rules.
Yes! The Pittari Lappi questionnaire is a daily competition using X's questionnaire function.
Those of you who are selected by Kawashima-san will think of a target percentage that Lappi will announce and a commission question that seems to fit perfectly.
We will post it to the show's post-it text and take a questionnaire within one minute of the time limit and announce the results there.
This will be done throughout the week and the closest target percentage to the target percentage will win a Lappi medal here!
And if you win two, you can win two tickets!
If you won, please check the announcement on your smartphone and participate in the survey.
Kawashima san, please announce the winner of today's challenge.
Alco and Peace, please.
Let's do it!
Alpi...
Alpi san.
Alpa...
And...
What is the percentage of this today?
Five percent!
Yes, five percent is today's goal.
Please write down your order.
It's like, what's up?
Yeah, it's like a birthday party.
I think we should blame them.
They blamed us a lot on Monday.
Yeah, they did.
I asked Honnamifusai on Monday.
His current husband is a game and game goalkeeper.
That's too much.
That's rare.
He's eating.
He said, is he a game and game goalkeeper?
And he said, no, he's not.
And he was third.
Yesterday, there were even more people attacking.
There were regular members and relatives of Kayo Rabbit.
Wow, they're attacking!
Shiba-chan attacked.
This is also 3%.
3%!
So, we can't get 0.
It's pretty hard.
You can go far.
Think of a basic that's not close to 5% of this.
This is a tough match.
Here it is!
I attacked a little.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Please read it.
[PH] Of course.
The name is Yadahakiko.
Not only kanji.
I see.
Akiko can be bright, but...
Akiko Yada is okay?
Akiko Yada... But she's overseas...
If she's a designer, it's okay.
Her name is Yada Akiko...
Yes, it's there.
No, there is no zero.
This is okay!
Yada Akiko, please say yes.
Then, the perfect rapid survey starts!
I want a perfect score.
Have you met her before?
No, I went to a shop and said my name, even though I made up a card.
And I've been told by someone else to say I'm young.
So I've met her a few times.
A few times? Not once?
Yes.
Then it's 5%.
There might be people who are more annoying than you think.
I forget about that quite often.
They've won two prizes in a row so far.
That's amazing!
Please win one on Wednesday, too.
Yada Akiko.
No kanji.
Yada Akiko...
I want one of these.
Rappi-chan.
Rappi-chan, are you going to dance today?
Rappi said he's not going to dance today.
He's in a bad mood.
Rappi!
He's tired, so he's not dancing.
Rappi, let's dance!
I think it's like that.
Okay, let's do it. It's time!
Okay, one minute has passed. We will end the X survey here.
Thank you for coming today.
I don't think I can beat you.
You can't.
I won't beat you.
You're pretty aggressive.
I don't think I can beat you.
But I have about 30,000 relatives.
Yesterday, I had about 30,000 votes.
I think there are about 900 people.
Okay, here it is!
The result of the X survey is...
Go, five points!
[PH] Five points!
It's a draw!
Three points!
Three consecutive three points!
Three points!
It's there!
Three points!
This is not bad, but it is three points!
The result is only 3%. 3%. 3%.
What will King, King and I do?
The result is 3%.
Please look forward to it.
Now, we will announce the viewers' presents and keywords.
There are so many.
[PH] Cute.
Now, we will announce today's viewers' presents.
Here they are.
We will give away four kinds of these Arappi Eco Bags to one person.
These are sold in some stores in Itoyo Okado.
To apply, follow the Banguikoshi Kix and type in the keyword and post it in your email.
Mom, are you watching?
She's working hard.
She's working hard in Tokyo.
You guys are all tall.
Yes, we're all tall.
We're all tall. We're working hard in Tokyo.
Please give us a keyword, Lily.
It's simple.
After Zono, it's Kirako.
What?!
Zono is over already?!
How did you spend the last two hours?
I was thinking about Kirako all the time.
I changed my mind.
You changed your mind?
Yes.
It's not the same. It's not Zono or Suzy.
It's Kirako.
Yes. Next. Please move, now.
Why did you say that?
Well, things have changed now.
Akira-chan, you'll come back next week for sure.
I'll be able to come back.
This is fun.
Thank you for everything.
He took it.
I wonder what it was for.
We're having a good time.
And here is tomorrow's Rabbit.
In the studio, we have our first appearance of Kintaro-san and his gorgeous guest.
And then, the movie adaptation of a real estate agency in New York.
Two and a half months after the last broadcast,
a man who kept looking for a property for his family finally meets his ideal house.
I'm really sorry.
I've been away from the set many times and I know it's been a bother,
I have my family.
I don't want to regret my childhood.
Daddy, I love you!
You love me?
Yes!
Daddy loves you, too!
I love you, too!
Don't cry.
Wait a minute!
Stop it!
I'm looking forward to it!
You are the brightest in Japan.
How was it, Kazuno?
It's been a while since I've done this, and I'm happy.
It's my first time working with you, too.
It's your first time, I see.
I was happy, but...
I was called by Lily, but...
You were called and you came, but you were taken like that.
I went next.
What's her name?
Nono.
It's a promise.
Thank you.
I'm waiting for you to call me.
I'd like you to call me.
Then, come to me!
That's not good!
It's not good for the show's system!
Calling out people you want to see is not good!
Was it natural?
Yeah, but maybe Lilly is really nice.
Really?
She called out many members with her fingers by saying their names.
You're going to call me out next, aren't you?
No, no. I'm not calling out people I really want to see.
I'm not nice in any way.
Not at all?
How is it?
You said it once.
It's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
I've never heard of such a thing.
I see.
What's up with you?
Let's have fun today as well.
Ready, set...
[PH] What is it?