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Tokyo Yoshimoto New Year Party!
It's expensive, isn't it?
It's amazing.
Like this is fine.
Tonight, the Tokyo Yoshimoto New Year Party is held by seven popular entertainers from Tokyo Yoshimoto.
However...
Don't be a dickhead.
That's it! That's it!
The serious dissatisfaction of the Tokyo entertainers has exploded!
Go, Kanata!
Go, Ria!
It's not an exaggeration to say that Tokyo Yoshimoto Team has made a great leap forward since the end of 2023.
In "King of Kondo", it's "monkey gorilla".
And in "M-1", it's "reiwa roma".
Both of them are from Tokyo Yoshimoto Team.
So, in 2024, in order to make Tokyo Yoshimoto Team even more exciting,
we're going to hold a new year's party and make it even more united!
First of all, the two of you who won first place.
Last year, you won second place.
You made it to the finals.
You really did it!
I think it was a big step forward for you.
How do you feel about it?
Because you won second place, Fumita told his daughter...
Yeah, I was watching "M-1" and I was told, "Dad, isn't this in?"
But the last year was already over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was a hassle for me to explain it to my daughter.
I was like, "No, if it's like this, it'll be in."
And I got mad.
Why?
"Dad, isn't this in?" I thought I was being provoked.
I got mad.
When they announced second place, I was like, "Let's do it!"
Oh, I see.
I got mad.
And Shishigashira!
Thank you!
He won second place in "M-1" and made it to the finals.
He's the worst.
No, he's not the worst!
He's ninth place!
Oh, he's ninth place.
And...
It's your first time on the show, right?
Yoko-san and Natsuko!
Yes!
Thank you!
Is it your first time?
It's my first time! I'm happy!
I'm busy with commercial shoots.
No, it's not like that!
It's a taxi!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
I'm just getting thrown a lot of things!
And today, Sakura Zaka46 and Oono-san!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
How is it? Oono-san is also appearing quite often. Thank you!
Do you have any favorite entertainers? Or entertainers you know of?
For me, it's "Rabbit" with Cotton-san and "Impromptu Concert" together.
That's amazing! I want to see it!
Don't do it now!
I want to see it!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
In addition, "Onigoi Tomahawk" and "Nelsons" are added. The New Year's party starts with seven groups!
Matsumoto-san, please!
Everyone, 2023 was a very good year for Tokyo Yoshimoto.
In 2024, let's take over the world with Tokyo Yoshimoto!
Cheers!
Let's take over the world!
Cheers!
So, well, I say "Tokyo Yoshimoto" and "Tokyo Yoshimoto", but
I don't know what it is, but
Yoshimoto is Yoshimoto.
Do you know what it is?
I know that there are "Tokyo" and "Osaka".
Oh, you knew it.
But it's not like you know the contrast, is it?
Well, it's not like that.
It's not a VS structure, is it?
That's right, but for now, there is "Yoseijo NSC",
and it is "Osaka-kou" and "Tokyo-kou".
Well, it used to be in the region, but the main ones are "Tokyo" and "Osaka".
And what's rare about Yoshimoto is that even though they are in the same agency,
there are "Osaka" and "Tokyo" affiliations,
and you can't go to "Tokyo" or "Osaka" carelessly.
This is strange.
So, "Tokyo Yoshimoto" and "Osaka Yoshimoto" are quite far apart.
That's true.
They are a little far apart.
So, "Osaka Gay" is like a rival.
It's a little far apart, isn't it?
Well, in the past, in "Lumine",
when people from "Osaka" came out,
people like "Chihara brothers" came out,
and it is said that "Shinagawa-san" was always dancing alone in "Lumine"'s dressing room.
It is said so.
It is said that there was such a thing.
It is said that there was a system like "if you come, come".
"Osaka NSC" has a long history.
It is being pushed a lot now, isn't it?
For "Osaka Gay".
So, it can't be helped.
Well, well, well.
It can't be helped. "Tokyo Yoshimoto" has a short history.
So, there is such a thing.
"Osaka Gay" has done such a thing on its own.
"Osaka Gay" doesn't want to lose.
So, from now on,
we will check "Tokyo Yoshimoto"'s problem points
that "Tokyo Yoshimoto" "Osaka Gay" thinks about.
We have summarized "Tokyo Yoshimoto"'s problem points as a whole.
Well, there are various things.
Let's start with important things.
Time flies.
It is important.
First of all, "Tokyo Yoshimoto" doesn't want to join "Tokyo Yoshimoto" anymore.
I don't need it.
I don't care about anything.
Do you need it?
No, we don't.
When I first said "Tokyo Yoshimoto" doesn't want to join "Tokyo Yoshimoto",
I was so excited.
What is this?
How does it lead to a problem?
"Tokyo Yoshimoto" used to join "Tokyo Yoshimoto" on its own.
Yes, it did.
But now, "Tokyo Yoshimoto" has become an office.
"Tokyo Yoshimoto" has become a company for employees.
Yes.
I'm getting stronger and stronger, so I want them to make me look like I used to be like back in the day.
There was a way we all made up stories.
The book came in on its own.
Isn't it because the book came in on its own?
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Yoshimoto's guards are all weak.
That's not true.
It's not like you can't guard.
In the past, I started training at about 12 o'clock in the morning and thought of going shopping at about 3 o'clock in the evening.
When I went shopping, I saw guards like this.
That's not true.
You're giving up.
You're amazing.
That's why you want to join us.
But, but, I think I contributed to Yoshimoto.
But, I can't join you.
That's right.
I can't join you.
You can't join us.
I can't join you.
I can join you with teleathic facial recognition, but I can't join you with Yoshimoto facial recognition.
What's going on?
It's tough.
Because neither Naomi nor Mateus can join us.
That's right.
When I said I would join you and Yoshimoto, I said I can't join you now.
I told my manager.
I said I can join you.
We could join you normally.
What?
But, we can't talk about joining you.
What's going on?
We can talk about joining you now, but we can't talk about joining you now.
You have to join us tomorrow.
You can't join us.
You have to join me.
It's not good for business.
It's like the problem of unemployment of Tokyo and Shimo.
It's like this now.
It's true.
Everyone has the ability, but they are not trying to be singled out.
What's the reason?
There is no sense of union.
Children and airdrops are different.
Well, it's close to Chidori.
So, Chidori's students are big fans of Kamaita.
Oh, stop it.
Don't get too close.
That's amazing!
No, no, no.
Just show him now!
They're here without saying hello.
No, no, no.
I'm a senior, so it's okay.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it, but it's amazing.
27-hour TV is doing it on its own.
It's not on its own.
You have to fight more.
I don't want to fight.
No, look at these guys for a moment.
They're pretty weak among the members of Tokyo Yoshimoto.
These guys.
But I think there's a reason for it.
At least, Mr. Peace...
Mr. Peace got out of it.
He was the leader.
Yes.
That's what it says.
I'm the one who tends to do pin-touch when it sells.
Mr. Peace and Nobukobu Yoshimoto are all doing pin-touch.
And if you watch TV now,
Osaka Yoshimoto is the only one who's hosting in a duo.
In real life.
Tokyo Yoshimoto is the only one who can compete with them.
After all, it's Chocolate Plant.
Yes.
Really.
It's true, but that Chocolate Plant is not cherished by his juniors, is it?
That's too much!
It's not like that!
Well, it's a little...
Then you're the only one who thinks so!
No, it's cold! It's cold, after all!
What is it? What is it?
It's not cold at all!
What is it, Nikku? What is it?
That Chocolate Plant is...
It's too cute for Impossible!
Seriously!
Why?
Because, you know, Misa is a senior!
Impossible.
Yes, he's a senior, but...
Yes.
No, because everyone is interesting, and I think it's probably okay to leave it alone, but...
Yes.
Impossible doesn't sell at all, you know?
So we...
Why?!
Tokyo Yoshimoto...
Yes.
As our ideal, we want him to be the leader of Chocolate Plant...
That's true.
You know? Like a group of people...
Yes.
We want him to be cherished!
That's true!
There's not a single Chocolate Plant Corps, is there?
That's true!
Impossible is the only one, isn't it, Mukai?
Yes.
That's why...
No, no...
It's too cute for Impossible!
No, no, no...
Impossible, seriously, do it!
For example, at the New Year's party or something like that...
Yes.
Tokyo Yoshimoto came and...
The big one!
Yuzuru-san...
Yuzuru-san was doing two-dance at the New Year's party in Osaka!
What?!
Two-dance!
Changing people!
Seriously?!
He was doing it, so...
Do it, seriously!
Do it!
He's a senior!
No, I...
You guys do it!
I'll join the Chocolate Plant Corps, too, so do it!
No, no...
I'll join with ease!
Anyway, that's what two-dance is now!
This is it!
So, Tokyo...
We're the 11th generation.
One generation in one year?
Yes, yes, yes!
One generation in one year!
That's right!
So, we're the 11th generation...
And Igo-chan is the 9th generation!
I was allowed to say it, but...
From the 9th generation, my juniors started to really like it!
What?!
And it's not just for fun!
It's not for fun!
Really?!
When I say "sisonzu" or "taichi-kun, aren't you going out for a meal today?"
I usually think it's too much and say "well, let's go," but...
It's a little distorted, isn't it?
The people who use this word are me, Kazuma, and Sekimachi...
These three...
I've never seen Osada use honorifics to Kazuma!
I've used it before!
You used it!
You used it in the beginning!
Even now!
And when people see it...
For example, if you say it to a big brother in Osaka, it's too normal...
On the contrary, we get angry!
Why are you guys talking to your juniors like that?
Why is it like that?!
It's like we haven't been educated!
But it's normal, isn't it?
But you were unconscious, weren't you?
Unconscious!
It's pretty...
I'm not a fan of it, but...
The people who make it spicy...
To say it further up...
Peace's Ayabe...
Ayabe was strict!
Really?
The other day, when we met...
When I came back, as soon as I came in...
It seems like you're imitating me.
I was scolded!
I was scolded right away!
I was so angry!
But after all, when Ayabe-san came back after a long time...
Everyone was clapping and no one was sitting down.
And that clap was too long and I was scolded a lot.
I was really angry!
I was thrown and scolded!
Everyone was talking about their acting skills to some extent, but no one was sitting down until Ayabe-san came.
Even when Yasumura-san came, no one was sitting down!
Really?
Is there such a thing in Sakurazaka?
As expected of you, there is absolutely no way for you to say that!
There isn't!
Of course there isn't!
Is it based on age? Or is it based on entering?
It's based on entering.
Oh, it's based on entering!
There is no age difference in relation to age.
But it's definitely honorific.
Is it better to enter first?
It's decided by the number of people who entered.
So it's pretty much the same as Yoshimoto, right?
Yes, it is.
Speaking of honorifics, when you're doing this kind of work, your juniors sell better, right?
Yes, yes.
You can afford it.
Yes, you can afford it.
But Yoshimoto has something that his seniors absolutely have to pay for.
For example, if it were me, Naobi would have sold better, but I would have had to pay for it.
There is such a twist.
On the contrary, now I'm thinking of quitting it more and more.
So I'm paying for Shizuru's "kazuma" or "sekimachi" or "impossible".
You're a teacher!
It's not good!
It's not good at all!
No, it's because I'm making a hundred times more money!
How can you say that to your juniors?
Why are you paying for your seniors?
Please don't pay for your seniors!
I don't have much money.
We don't talk about each other's income at all.
You're definitely talking about it, aren't you?
How much do you get?
It's not about money!
Sakagami-san! Sakagami-san!
I was wondering if it could flow now.
How about Shishigashira?
That's right. What we want to say is...
When we host a theater show or a live show, we do it in turns.
So when it comes to this kind of thing, we get a little nervous about Chocopura-san.
Because we've never met him before!
You've never met him before?
You've met him before, haven't you?
You've never met him before, haven't you?
It's the 11th season, isn't it?
Then the 12th season, the 13th season...
You've met him before, haven't you?
What is this?
This is me, but...
According to what I've heard...
It's not like I want to get a King of Contest or R-1 or anything like that...
After this, the big problem in Tokyo Yoshimoto will be revealed!
That fat boy...
Take it out!
Don't eat it!
- What is this? - What is it?
- N.C. Tokyo students aiming to be YouTubers. - What is it?
This is me, but from what I've heard,
it's not like "I want to get an M-1", "I want to get a King of Contents", or "I want to get an R-1"
but people who aim to have a million subscribers are joining.
- In that era of death? - Yes, in that era.
It seems like it's especially common in Tokyo.
I want to be a famous YouTuber, so I can't do content business.
There are people like that.
But in Osaka, there aren't many people like that.
- It's lame! - So, in Tokyo...
- It's lame! - It's lame!
- Don't eat it! - That's right!
And from now on, we will pursue each problem in the Tokyo Yoshimoto Games that have gathered in the studio.
- The Tokyo Yoshimoto Games... - This is popular.
- It's more popular than the Tokyo Yoshimoto Games. - It's amazing, isn't it?
Also, "dudago" we're talking about now...
- How to play "shishidashira"? - That's right.
- What does it mean? - This is...
Fumita-san from "igo shogi"...
He's been telling us that our ears are like a small pair of ears.
Because...
Because he's doing it energetically, but his ears are like a small pair of ears.
- That's not it. - That's not it.
- That's not it! - That's not it!
- Let's look at it with a bigger frame. - That's right!
- And it's not low! - That's right!
- It's not low! - Don't show your ears!
- It's fast! - It's really fast!
- It's small and low... - It's low!
- It's really low! - It's low, but...
It's true, but...
Yoda's position! Yoda's position! Yoda's position!
You can do all of that after you've done your hair!
- Is that where you can't see your ears from? - No, no!
- That's not true! - You can't see your ears!
- You can't see them! - You can't see them!
No, no! That's why...
They say it's a small-eared, bald-headed, sharp- tongued duo.
They say it's a bald-headed duo, but they are already 42 years old.
42-year-olds talking about baldness is a pretty common thing.
It's too early for that.
Also, it's too much of a cotton TV talent.
It's not like that.
It's a pretty popular show, like "Hillnandez Regular".
It's not like that.
It's getting more and more famous.
When I look at YouTube, there are about 100,000 subscribers.
But there are only 3,000 views.
That means there are no fans of "core" at all.
"m-one" didn't appear last year either, did it?
"m-one" didn't appear last year.
"m-one" didn't appear last year either, did it?
Of course, "donigoy" is on TV because of his ability, but when we sometimes get together in the preliminary round, I get embarrassed and don't do the story anymore on stage.
At first, "kin-chan" and "sakai" kiss and it ends.
"kiss" and "thank you very much".
It's really boring.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's really boring.
And even though he's working hard on the story, he's still doing "the double"'s "ambassador".
That makes me very angry.
He was really doing it.
He does it with the entire show.
And "king of con" and "cn" also appeared in it.
"im", "karl-ex" and "kawahama-san".
Yes, we did do it, too.
"kawahama-san" appeared in the car too.
To say Cem Calendar properly, we were bored because of not working hard at the story.
So we do "the double".
We forgot our schedule.
That's not it. "The W" has nothing to do with it.
But I wrote about it.
There is also a problem of not appearing in synchronized live shows.
This year, they appeared in synchronized live shows.
I asked them "what's wrong?"
They said "my job got disbanded and I'm appearing in synchronized live shows."
They appeared in synchronized live shows from above.
I was embarrassed to appear in synchronized live shows.
Why didn't you appear in synchronized live shows?
I don't like "ANTHONY" very much.
I don't mind "ANTHONY" being alone.
I don't care about "ANTHONY".
Can I say something?
This is really bad.
I heard this on the Internet.
I saw "sammasan kyoang" on the Internet.
I was wondering what it was.
I saw "sammasan kyoang" talking on the Internet.
I said "sammasan kyoang" is not good.
I didn't say a word.
Why?
Let me explain.
"sammasan kyoang"'s story was very popular.
When "sammasan kyoang" appeared in "koujunkai", it didn't move much.
"koujunkai" said "sammasan kyoang" is not good.
Basically, "sammasan kyoang" is not good.
You are a great company.
I didn't say "sammasan kyoang" is not good.
If you said "sammasan kyoang" is not good, it would have been a lie.
When you're not here, it's more exciting.
I have a question.
Who is it?
It's me.
What is it?
I like reggae once.
I was wearing a reggae hat.
Then I met Matsuo-san and I was surprised.
He said "this hat is good".
We liked reggae and we were excited about it.
I was glad and I talked to him.
The next day, I was wearing a different hat.
I met him and said "thank you".
Then Matsuo-san said...
I know!
It's the same.
I think it's more difficult than me.
That's right.
You will be zero when you are young.
When I become zero, I feel like "am I a person who will become zero?"
But he is not a person who will become zero.
He is a different type of person.
He is a person who wants to be friends with you once you talk.
I thought he was different.
It's completely different.
That's right.
It's difficult for both of you.
Are you kidding me?
Fix it!
Please do it for me!
Fix it!
It's impossible!
Other members are strong and have skills.
I think I'm okay.
But I'm most worried about Kishi.
Kishi is really...
Kishi is weak lately.
No, I'm saying that Kishi is weak.
What's this?
When Kishi is weak or tired, he collapses.
What's this?
What's this Kishi?
Who is it?
After this, Nelson's Kishi has a big shock problem.
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What is this, Kishi?
Who is this?
This is me.
Kishi has a really weird mind.
I know.
I don't want you to fix it, but it's weird.
For example, when you drink at the counter next to each other,
you drink like a real bandit, but you drink at a nice place.
When we drank together one time, and it was smudging,
Kishi was drinking like this normally.
How about this?
Make it better! Make it better!
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!
Give me more of love!
Thank you for your cooperation with us, Mr. Gordo.
It's over.
That's all for this year.
Good bye.