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The second round of "Chaunen King" has been decided!
In our daily life, we often say "Chaunen, Chaunen" because we are Kansai people.
We will show you various "Chaunen" in various situations.
And we will compete for the position of "Chaunen King" of who can show the most beautiful "Chaunen".
What's with that outfit?
Chaunen, Chaunen, Chaunen
The outfit you see on TV. "Chaunen"
"Chaunen" I thought you had a costume.
Even if it's a costume, it's "Chaunen".
What's that?
Buy it at Itami Airport.
Itami, Osaka.
It's Itami Airport's pizza.
That's right! "Chaunen"
Wow!
It's a winning class.
It's decided that "Chaunen King" will win this time.
Chaunen, Chaunen
Tonight, we will have a serious battle to see how "Chaunen" can be used for curry!
What's going on in Yamauchi?
Chaunen, Chaunen
It's the entertainment world.
It's the entertainment world!
It's been two years.
Is it that long ago?
I was a little nervous when we first met.
I haven't done it for two years.
I was a little scared.
I was asked "What are you going to do?" quite early.
I've been around for several weeks.
Last time, Yamana said something I don't know.
Yamana said, "Is it really "Chaunen"?"
It became "Chaunen" like that.
Let's start with the first challenge.
The first stage is "Chaunen" with a scene seen from the car.
Each of you will present Chaunen in a situation you have come up with one by one.
Other challengers will ride in the car and head for the scene.
When the car arrives, present a conceivable story and close it with Chaunen.
The person who presents a beautiful Chaunen that will hit you with Chaunen or not is the winner.
First of all, let's start with Niniyama.
Yes, please.
Do you have a point?
The point is...
I've been looking for it for a week or two, but in the end, among all kinds of Chaunen,
I'm going to go with the orthodox Chaunen.
Is that the best?
Yes.
Strong Chaunen is also orthodox.
Manzai is also orthodox.
Chaunen is also orthodox.
The origin of Chaunen.
Yes, I went straight for it.
What is the situation that Niniyama came up with and hit you with Chaunen or not?
Now, this is Chaunen seen from Niniyama's car.
Yes, yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Here we go. Please open the card.
Yes.
[Chaunen]
Oh, yes.
There is one.
The one with a bad pattern.
It's an ugly one.
[Chaunen]
Isn't it the fashionable Niniyama?
It's entangled.
It's Niniyama.
That was the money I was talking about.
No, please.
No, no, no.
Give me that.
Please, no, no!
It's entangled.
Please stop it!
It's entangled.
Please stop it!
It's good.
Look at that.
Thank you so much!
Good luck!
Thank you so much!
It's taken a lot
No, no, it's not like that
It's a stretch material
It's over
You are tough
I'm not tough
You are tough
Chownen of Iiyama was good
I'm not tough
It was simple and direct
Thank you so much
It was easy to understand
You shouldn't have worn clothes like that in the opening
I was interested in it
It's more interesting to wear a T-shirt I bought in Hitami Airport than a stretch material
Next, what situation makes you want to say "Chownen and Arahenga" without thinking?
I'm looking forward to it
You two look good together
Huh?
He's not here
Is he doing a cobra twist?
He's fighting
What's up?
You!
What are you doing?
What's this?
Did you do it all?
No, no
What's in that bag?
Let me see
No, no
What's in the bag?
Are you Jyushin Thunder Liger?
Chownen!
Put it on
Chownen!
Hurry up!
You are Jyushin Thunder Liger!
Chownen!
Take off your clothes!
It's the same!
No, it's not! It's not! It's not!
It's Liger, isn't it?
The real heavyweight Thunder Liger!
I don't know him, but he's bald!
Time's up!
But it was a nice Chownen, wasn't it?
It was a nice Chownen!
But you did a good job.
It's Liger, isn't it?
No, it's not!
I can't fool you!
No, it's not!
Is it Mr. Nakaoka?
No, it's not!
What? What? What?
Isn't it Mr. Nakaoka?
No, it's not!
The Chownen you just saw was a Chownen!
I'm sorry! I made a mistake!
This is...
difficult!
Niiyama, the first stage to suffer Mr. Nakaoka!
What kind of Chownen will Yamauchi show us?
This is the Chownen seen from Yamauchi's vehicle.
Let's open the curtain!
Ah, it's standing alone!
It's standing alone!
What is it standing alone on?
Does it use a trailer or stand by itself?
Wow, it's standing by itself!
What is it doing?
What is it?
It's moving?
Is it floating?
Is it a matrix?
No, it's not.
There are a lot of seeds.
No, it's not.
The end!
You think there are seeds no matter how you look at it, don't you?
I did!
You think there are seeds, but you're told there aren't any.
I guess you're right.
No, it's not like that.
I guess you're right.
There aren't any seeds.
I wish you would have told me earlier.
No, it's not like that.
I want to see more of it.
You're lying!
The second stage is Chownen!
From now on, you will go to fake program meetings with female guests who do not know anything in order.
There, you will challenge how well you can show your Chownen when a woman suspicious of you takes strange actions and overcome the situation.
Looking at you now, I'm a little worried, but are you okay?
Chownen! Chownen!
I didn't think it would be like that.
First of all, Mr. Nakaoka!
Yes!
The person who will have you do strange things to you is this person.
Oh, beautiful!
Yes, this is Marupi-chan, who has just debuted for the second year.
Wow, it's the second year!
Here are the strange actions that Mr. Nakaoka takes on this Marupi-chan.
She appears with a private bag of a female guest.
I'm scared.
It's not Chownen!
Even if you have a private bag, it's not Chownen!
She enters the room with a private bag she brought from her own dressing room!
Even if you are suspected of something, will you be able to overcome it with Chownen?
Don't hang it up so low.
Excuse me.
Good morning!
Nice to meet you.
Can I say hello to you?
No, no, no, not at all.
Oh, really?
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
I saw it, I saw it!
It's fast!
I'm definitely going to beat you up!
It's really fast!
Nice to meet you.
What do you usually do for a living?
I've been starting this job recently.
Recently, I've been working on an album of basketball.
It's getting excited, isn't it?
It's exciting!
It's great, isn't it?
I've been talking about it like this all the time, but that's my bag!
You're interested in it, aren't you?
Oh, I'm happy.
There's a lot of stuff in there.
You're sure about this, aren't you?
Basketball.
Oh, that's right!
Basket...
This is also from Akatsuki Japan, isn't it?
Oh, that's right!
Did you buy it in Japan?
I didn't buy it in Japan, but...
It seems like it's natural for you to have it.
This is...
You don't have a memo pad or anything like that, do you?
It's embarrassing.
She's smiling a little.
Do you have any fans in your basketball team?
Oh, you're good!
She's a jab that the opponent has come in front of her.
She's training.
As a fan...
That's right, my hometown...
That's a scary expression.
I like that kind of style.
Did you take it off?
I don't know what it is, but it's pretty because there's a team.
This is a normal way of doing it.
Putting out a bag in front of you.
No, it's not.
It's not.
I'm pretty close with the manager.
Oh, is it our manager?
Oh, I see.
What is it?
It's embarrassing that you're showing me so much inside.
No, it's not.
There's so much to hide.
That's why it's scary on TV.
Oh, you're such a decent person.
That kind of person...
If you don't appear on TV from now on...
I'm more scared of you.
You're doing bad things behind my back.
Oh, like a check?
Was it okay?
It's embarrassing, but...
- What's in it? - It's not in it. It's sunglasses.
Um...UV's.
It suits you! It really suits you!
It doesn't look like you at all!
- Why are you getting excited? - What's in it?
- I don't know.
- Isn't it too obvious and you're getting carried away? - I'm getting carried away.
She looks like she's done it. She's leaving now.
Did you get carried away?
Did you get carried away? How is it?
She hasn't gotten carried away. She hasn't gotten carried away at all.
She made a weird sound at the end.
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
Was there something weird?
- Everything about you was weird. - Everything about you is weird.
This time, we're not going to talk about your weird behavior.
We're going to make excuses and see how well you can cope with it.
- I can't cope with it! - You can't cope with it?
You said you were close with your manager, right?
This agency used to be like this!
Mr. Kongo said something weird over there!
Next up is Niiyama! Who is he going to prank?
It's 46-year-old Rei Ozono of SAKURAZAKU.
She's going to do something weird to me.
- I've never done it before. - You've never done it before? - Yes.
- You laugh a lot and you're a good girl. - She's funny and she can do weird things.
Here's what she's going to do to me.
- She's going to take a picture of me. - This is crazy!
She might not be able to open up her heart in the future, but in this show...
- She's going to cope with it. - She's going to cope with it.
When you think you've coped with it, say it out loud.
If you haven't coped with it, don't come out.
Even if you haven't coped with it, is there a time you can cope with it later?
- Is there a time you can do it again? - Even if you haven't coped with it once,
is there a time you can do it again?
Will Niiyama be able to cope with this situation?
- Excuse me. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm Niiyama of Saika. - First of all, your clothes and your room are scary.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- What are you talking about? - Thank you for coming here.
- Yes, thank you. - Not at all.
- Do you have anything you're worried about? - Well, it's been four years since I joined.
In the early days of my debut, I was a memo- character who wrote down anything and everything.
- A memo-character? - Yes.
- It's been a while since I've done it. - That's good.
- But when I was introduced in various programs... - I'm a little scared of the umbrella.
- I stopped talking. - "I'm a memo-character from ANOTHER WORLD 6."
- Oh, you still have a little bit of it left. - That's right.
- I see. - He's good at what he usually does.
- Why did you stop being a memo-character? - Oh, you're asking me?
- Are you an outsider? - Oh, no, not at all.
- I have to keep it. - Five thousand sheets a day?
- Not a project or anything like that, but a contract. - Five thousand sheets?
- Yes, yes, yes. With a mobile phone company. - You can ride it all?
- How do you... - Memo is...
- It's like you stopped at some point in your life. - Do you know what that means?
It means you didn't stop at some point.
I think you actually quit drinking at some point.
- You're laughing like crazy. - You're stuttering.
- What's wrong? - Um...
You're laughing so hard.
I'm trying to help you.
I'm laughing like an idiot.
I'm laughing so hard that I can't talk.
Please look at the leaves all the time and you can sleep for a long time.
What are you doing now?
You are Chao Den King.
For some reason, Ozono-non enters the laughing pot and is convinced that he has completely overcome Chao Den.
Here, he will take even bolder action.
Can I ask the manager if I can use it for real?
Are you sure you can shoot it?
I'm doubting it.
Is it real?
You haven't overcome it at all.
I'm doubting it.
I'll turn it off right away.
I'll turn it off and go to bed.
But it's not like that.
I'm not kidding.
You haven't overcome it at all.
I want to make you laugh with this.
It's really funny.
It's not funny.
She is very wary of you.
Photo. Photo. Photo.
What is she writing?
She is writing like "I took a photo."
She is writing a memo.
When you finally ask the manager to let you in, you have to overcome it.
Yes, I have to overcome it.
You are a photographer for a purpose.
I was about to go out of the office.
But I was really serious at the end and went out of the office.
I couldn't make it in time.
I was about to go out of the office.
You were talking about the office and you were talking about breaking it.
It's not like that.
I couldn't see anything.
I was talking about the office.
Let's move on to the second story.
What did you think when you first got caught?
I'm definitely getting caught.
You haven't overcome it at all.
You were trying to overcome it.
She is writing something to God.
I thought I had to tell the manager.
What does it say?
Photos, videos, two-shots, contract with a mobile company, and running.
Running is a bad thing.
Write it down.
The last one is a wild fight.
The two of them are trying to set up an idol group tea party.
What is the situation that they overcome in a tea party?
The quarrel between the program's ap and the breakup story begins.
This is...
By the way, this person will play the role of the program's ap.
Thank you.
No, it's real.
You are the program's ap, right?
Yes.
You have a great ap feeling.
I'm happy.
I'm excited.
What is your plan, Yamauchi-san?
I don't have a plan at all.
I'm surprised even though there are only two of us.
That's enough.
You are stupid, Ken-chan.
After this, Yamauchi is serious about tea party.
The breakup story with the program's staff.
Will Yamauchi be able to overcome the tea party?
He really doesn't speak at all in the dressing room.
He is such a fool.
Thank you for your hard work.
We will be on stand-by in about 15 minutes.
Thank you very much.
Hey, haven't you been in a bad mood since morning?
What's wrong with you?
No, I'm not in a bad mood.
No, I'm fine.
Hey, Ken-chan...
Didn't you cough?
No, I didn't.
Why don't you close your eyes and look at me?
You suddenly got cold, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You'd better not cough.
Hey, go away.
Eri-boyo...
Eri-twin...
They call me by my name.
Will you spend the night with me?
Today...
I said "family" and "dinner"...
Hey, stop it!
That's enough.
Ken-chan, stop it!
What are you going to do from now on?
No, I won't.
I'm letting you know when I'm about to leave.
No, I won't.
What are you going to do?
I'm letting you know.
No, I won't.
Family is the most important thing for me.
Me, too!
Are you kidding me?
What are you thinking about now?
No, I'm not.
Really...
I like my wife the most.
Why do you make excuses for them?
Even if you say so...
I have nothing to say about it.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
I have a photo album.
I've been working in a swimsuit lately.
Yonemura-chan looks like a naked woman.
That's difficult.
It's a job, so you have to understand it.
She's angry.
Yonemura-chan is angry.
She's really angry.
She's like, "What?"
She looks like she's going to break.
Yonemura-chan is angry, so she looks like she's going to break.
What is this?
She looks like she's going to break.
Then...
Let's talk about your problems.
I'm recording.
Don't do it on your own.
I'm trying to solve it.
Why did you just disappear?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you very much.
Have you finished painting?
I wonder what you two are going to talk about.
That's right.
Yonemura-chan is depressed.
Yonemura-chan is mad at you.
I'm only looking down.
She's really depressed.
Entertainment world.
It's the entertainment world.
After this, will Yabanchi's private incident be revealed?
From now on, we will provide you with an audience corner.
Chaunen, Chaunen.
When you said you liked your wife the most, what did you think?
No, no, I didn't think you were lying.
I knew it.
That's what you looked like.
After you said "Chaunen", you're silent for about 30 seconds every time.
There's a time when you're looking at each other without saying anything.
I really don't know.
You really don't know.
I know that person.
No, you don't know that person.
Chaunen.
That can happen, too!
Next time, "I'm not scared even if I'm angry."
Who is the number one entertainer?
Can I act?
He suddenly said it.