AISubs v3.4
It's your fault, Sensei.
Good boy, good boy.
We'll fight for sure. We'll fight for sure.
T-shirt?!
It's not a T-shirt!
A new race will be held to compete in the classic downhill race at the live show!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Kenji is wearing this.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
Why...
What the hell is that?!
Why is it coming out of both mouths?!
Chocoplander!
This time's project is downhill racing in the open field!
A new show race will be held in the open field where young comedians perform comedy shows and such!
Satoh-san, you've been watching young people's downhill races lately, haven't you?
Yes, there was a show race for young people, and I participated in it as a judge.
I was doing it there, and it was kind of fun.
By the way, do you know what "downhill" is, Satoh- kun?
I know it for now.
Oh, you know it?
I know it.
Really?
Lately, it's like...
It's like a downhill race where you fight like a demon.
There's a lot of downhill races that start with a fight.
Like Dachou-san fighting and kissing like this.
I have one, too.
What do you mean you have one?
You don't have one now, do you?!
What do you mean?!
I'll show you.
No, you don't.
Why not?! I'll show you!
No, you don't have to show me!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
I said you don't have to show me!
You bastard!
His face! His last face!
It's kind of... not like you.
It only happens when I'm in trouble.
Hey, you know...
What?!
Stop it!
Okay, let's get started.
His fifth year of acting career.
He's a goldfish captain.
It's a fight downhill race that ends with a sad ending.
Here we go!
Hey, you're late today, aren't you?
No, I'm late today, but you're usually always late.
I'm talking about today.
No, I'm sure I'm late today, but you're always late.
No, you're always late, but you're usually late.
Stop it.
I broke it again.
I saw this.
Oh, I see.
This is how it started.
Was it really the worst?
No, it was so shocking that I want to watch it again right now.
It's hard, isn't it? I want to watch it again.
But I think it's pretty difficult.
We were doing judo, so we can do it easily because we can get a reception.
I don't want to do it here. It hurts a lot.
But I usually did it on the stage of "Rumire".
Really?
So it was shocking.
What happened in the morning?
No, I thought it was amazing.
When I fell down today, I was like, "Ah!"
But after that, I was like, "What should I say?"
I broke it again.
I thought it was amazing.
Let's move on.
Next is the fifth year of his career.
When you take something out of the box at 9 a.m., you can do it easily.
There's a lottery or something like that, right?
Yes, there is.
Here you go.
Okay, I'll go first.
Yes, I'm counting on you.
I'm counting on you.
Wait a minute.
What?
There's a gun in here.
A gun?
Yes, there's a gun in here.
Wait a minute.
Can I take it out?
Yes, you can.
Oh, no.
Why is it a gun from space?
Why is it coming out of two mouths?
It's usually like this.
Wow!
That's amazing!
A lot of people have done this before.
There was one more.
It's called "Space Gun".
I didn't know about that.
Next up is Soysauce with 7 years of experience.
Even if your partner fails, you can do it.
Even if I fail?
Alright! I'll do my best!
"I'll do my best"? What's with you?!
You're not funny at all!
You really can't do anything!
You really can't do anything! You're a piece of shit!
You don't have to say it like that!
You don't have to cry like that!
I love this kind of thing.
I want it so bad.
Even if you fail, you don't have to do it well.
You can start anywhere.
I couldn't imagine it would go like this.
I didn't think it would go like this.
You can't do that, can you?
It's like a movie directed by Tarantino.
You can't predict it, can you?
I couldn't predict it would go like this.
Alright, let's continue.
Next up is Nightingale Dance with 7 years of experience.
Even if you fail, you can do it.
Let's go!
Aren't you being rude?
You're the one who's rude!
What's with you?!
Are you fighting?!
You're a good fighter!
I'm sorry, but we're fighting for real, so I'm taking my glasses off.
Please.
Hey, you!
I'm talking to you!
I took my glasses off!
What's going on?!
Aren't they gyalsore's glasses?!
Why are you wearing gyalsore's glasses?!
That's funny!
They're double eyelids!
That's awesome!
Sato-kun, what did you think?
I have a story like that.
I have a story about doing something together.
When we were doing something together, one of us said, "I don't want to do it."
And it became a little quarrelsome story.
And I said, "If you do it," the fans and the members said together, "You can do it!"
This is amazing.
So I'm going to change it from tomorrow.
I don't want to do it.
Let's get permission first.
Now, let's move on.
This is the first time in 10 years.
It's called "It's nice, isn't it?"
It's an ironclad descent you can do when you're about to take off your clothes.
Here you go!
You're fat.
No, I'm not.
You're fat.
No, I'm not.
Take it off.
No, I'm not.
You're really fat.
No, it's normal for me.
Stand up straight.
My nipples are off.
It's true!
This is...
It's amazing!
It's an ironclad descent you can do when you're about to take off your clothes.
Yoshino's body is...
It's impossible for others.
It sold well.
Did it sell well?
I mean, isn't it amazing?
I've never seen anyone like him.
Now, I've taken a good look at them one by one.
Is there anything you'd like to see?
Otano-san, is there anything you'd like to see?
Yes, I'd like to see the first one, King One-chou.
The one that fell down.
I'd like to see it again!
It was too shocking.
King One-chou's...
Well, that's about it, but there's a possibility of a sad ending.
Let's see it!
Wow, you can see it well.
You ate my bed in the dressing room, didn't you?
It's fine! You said you were hungry and you ate it.
No, I wanted to eat it.
No, you said you were hungry and you ate it.
It's fine!
You said you were hungry and you ate it.
I didn't want you to eat it.
Someone, play with me!
You've done it a few times a day, haven't you?
That's dangerous.
I wish you'd stopped already.
You've done it about three times a day, haven't you?
Let's ask Tom Brown about it.
I'm involved in a game that tells Los Angeles in detail.
What does that mean? I don't know what it means.
You don't know what it means?
Let's take a look at it.
I'm involved in a game that tells Los Angeles in detail.
Hello!
I'm Nakano Nakaltin.
I'm Nakano Nakaltin!
I'm sorry, Nakaltin.
When you say my full name, you tend to step forward.
I'm sorry about that.
How about you, Kouenji Nakaltin?
I'm Nakano Nakaltin from Kouenji to Sobuten!
You come back to Nakano, don't you?
I'm sorry about that.
How about you, Shibuya Nakaltin?
I'm Nakano Nakaltin from Shibuya to Yamanoten to Shinjuku and Shinjuku to Sobuten!
I'm sorry about that.
How about you, Yokohama Nakaltin?
I'm Yokohama Nakaltin from Yokohama to Ferry to Atami!
I'm Nakano Nakaltin from Tokaido Line from Tokyo to Chiyo Line!
You can use it in front of Shinjuku Line.
I'm sorry about that.
What have you been doing?
You've been messing with people.
You're kind of dirty, aren't you?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm serious about fighting, so I'll take off my glasses.
Hey, you!
What's going on with you?
I'm sorry about that.
What's with those glasses?
Someone...
Someone is messing with you.
Can you come back from anywhere?
Yes, yes.
I'd like to say that.
Hey, hey...
He's coming back.
Can you come back from anywhere?
Thank you.
Yes.
How about you, Sato-kun?
How about you, Ikebukuro Nakaltin?
Ikebukuro Nakaltin from Yamanoten to Shinjuku and Shinjuku to Sobuten!
He's back!
Can you come back from Uzbekistan?
Can you come back from anywhere?
Uzbekistan to Yamanoten to Shinjuku and Shinjuku to Sobuten!
Nakaltin! Nakaltin! Nakaltin!
Shinsosei Airport.
\You said Nakaltin while driving by taxi!\
You better not.
Do you really need to do this for the second half of the show?
This really makes us happy.
I love it.
Thank you so much.
My pleasure.
By the way, what do you think?
We really want to see Yashino from Sergei's Not Bad until next season.
And I don't want to miss the highlights of the season.
You mean시노 & yashino & yashino & yashino & yashino & yashino You want us to win faster than we think and make us go down on us right?
It's a game where the outcome of a fight is decided faster than you think.
Why are you late today?
Girls are late, too.
Why are you doing the opposite?
You do it, too.
Why are you doing it?
I'll kill you.
I'm not Chizubika.
I don't have a sense of resistance.
I'll beat you up.
You are amazing.
I didn't know that.
I like you very much.
I love you.
Is there anything you haven't decided yet?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
I haven't seen it.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Even if you don't decide, you will be excited.
Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.
You are a little tall.
You are not doing well at all.
You are strange.
What are you doing?
Let's fight.
Is it planned?
It's your fault.
Let's fight.
Are you wearing an A-shirt?
What is that?
I haven't seen it.
What is that?
How was it, Ozora-san?
The A-shirt I was wearing earlier...
I don't know if it's off or not.
I think the other side of the A-shirt is off.
I don't know if it's off or not.
I want to see if it's off even with the A-shirt on.
I don't know if it's off even with the A-shirt on.
I don't know if it's off or not.
The A-shirt I was wearing earlier...
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The A-shirt I was wearing earlier...
What is this T-shirt?
It's not off!
Hey, lean over here!
It's not off here!
It's here!
Amazing.
Is it off?
How was it, Sato-kun?
I don't have enough time.
I want to see it for about an hour.
Everyone, please come out!
How was it?
It was fun!
Thank you!
Amazing.
Huh?
That's how you slack off during the Zoom meeting!
Amazing.
Let's go!
You only slack off here, don't you?
You slack off!
You slack off everywhere!
It seems like Sato-kun's greeting wasn't pleasant.
Excuse me!
He's too unpleasant!
You're kidding me, you bastard!
It hurts!
It's not a manzai play!
Everyone's laughing so hard it's getting hot in here!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry about today!
Don't worry about it!
I'm happy with both of you!
How many of you are there?
Yoshi doesn't stand out!
This isn't teamwork! Are you taking me for a fool?!
I'm not trying to be nice to you!
What are you doing?!
This is crazy!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Now, I'd like to decide who will be the MVP.
Let's have the representative, Ozono-san, decide it for us.
Yes!
Now, the MVP is...
Steki Janaika-san!
Wow!
Are you sure about this?
Yes!
Wow!
What's wrong?
Chocoplanter has been selected for a super- divisive operation!
What's going on?!
From October, Wednesday night at 0:15, it will be broadcast!