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♪Wake up, it's starting, born anew♪
♪Start running, take a deep breath♪
Good morning!
January 29th, Saturday, "Rabbit at Dawn", MC's Kirin, Kashima Kira and...
TVS announcer Tamura Mako!
Thank you for having us!
So, we had a lot of events this week as well!
This week...
About 5 million people are moving!
That's amazing!
Also, about 90% of people are buying Morita-san's Dorex.
It's a wonderful scene right now.
So, I hope you'll watch "Rabbit at Dawn" once more!
This week's keyword is...
"What's going on, Sakura Taka?"
So, let's get started with "Rabbit at Dawn"!
Start!
So, we'll summarize and show you "Rabbit at Dawn" this week!
First of all, we'll show you this week's guests...
From July 24th, Monday!
Today, July 24th...
Is Mihimaru GT's Hiroko-san's birthday!
Happy birthday!
I'm listening!
Mihimaru GT's representative song is...
"Hey, DJ! Come and say yeah, yeah, hey!"
"Get in the mood and turn up the volume!"
"Bye now!"
My ears are red!
It was released in 2006.
"Kibun Jojo", right?
So, we are going to play for you "Kibun Jojo ni Nareru Mono"
Abarerugu!
Yes! "Kibun Jojo ni Nareru Mono"
That is "GAGAGA SPECIAL"!
Some of you may know about it.
It is a punk band consisting of four people from Hyogo prefecture.
When I was in middle school and high school, Japanese punk music was very popular.
I actually copied it and played the guitar.
I forgot about it now, but I was really moved when I heard it in a live house.
You were a big fan of it when you went to a live house, right?
I can feel my feelings directly.
The more I listen to the lyrics, the more I like it.
It's hot, isn't it?
Among them, "Senkou Hanabi" is a song.
It's perfect for summer.
Please listen to it. It's a very famous song.
Great!
"GAGAGA SPECIAL" was formed in Kobe in 1997.
It was a youth punk band in the early 2000s.
At that time, "GAGAGA SPECIAL" was very popular.
Many legends say that the stage collapsed or the floor came off.
Even now, "GAGAGA SPECIAL" continues to be active mainly in live performances and enthusiasts love it.
It's a great song.
Today, we have "GAGAGA SPECIAL" with us!
"GAGAGA SPECIAL" is here!
It's real!
"GAGAGA SPECIAL" is here!
Abareru-kun!
I'm happy!
Abareru-kun has been listening to "GAGAGA SPECIAL" and "Senkou Hanabi" live since he was young!
Some of you may have seen me for the first time in 10 years or 20 years.
It's been a while. I'm still doing my best. "GAGAGA SPECIAL"
Please let me sing a song of summer that my heart and your hearts are still burning.
Let's do it! Let's do it! "Senkou Hanabi"!
A nostalgic smell came up
A thread came up from my head
I'm two years older than last summer
I'm going to be far away
I remember my existence from a distance
For now, I'm going to walk at night
I wonder if something good will happen
I remember you so well
All right! Ah, Senkou Hanabi!
In a reality where only natural things exist
Will you continue to shine everything
To the extent that my will is dull?
Ah, Senkou Hanabi!
Are you over this road?
Ah, won't you shine this face with me too?
Like this hot, hot summer
When I look at the night sky from the veranda, I suddenly remember the past
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I feel very good
Is it because I really like you that I remember you?
Or is it because I don't like you now that I remember you?
Ah, won't you shine this face with me too? Like this hot, hot summer
Won't you keep shining everything until my unconsciousness fades away?
Ah, won't you shine this face with me too? Like this hot, hot summer
Like this hot, hot summer
Let me go wild!
Ah, Senko, I love you!
Please love me more!
Then I can be more confident
and live every day
Hey!
Ah, Senko, I love you!
Even now, I haven't noticed
your charming face!
Your ugly figure!
Let's have fun on this summer night!
Hey!
Ah, Senko, I love you!
We love you, Sennoji!
Ah, Senko, I love you!
I love you!
Let's go!
Ah, Seiko Fireworks!
On the last night of summer vacation,
I was with you!
Seiko Fireworks!
My fire still hasn't gone out!
It hasn't gone out!
It was fun.
Awesome!
How was it?
I came here from Kobe.
You came here from Kobe.
It was worth coming here by car.
You came here by car?
That's great!
Well, Abareru-kun.
It was a luxury.
It was awesome!
My dream came true!
Thank you!
Oh, I'm happy!
From now on,
we will deliver the after-talk of Monday.
I'm glad you came here, Abareru-kun.
I'm really glad you came here.
It was a complete surprise.
I was really surprised.
I didn't expect you to take me to the stage.
You were someone I really admired.
I want to say this,
but I don't know what to say.
You came and tried to take me away.
Oh, that's right!
I thought you were going to shake my hand.
What are you doing?
I know!
You had a mysterious skill.
Why do you keep saying "let's go"?
Why did you try to take me away?
The game that Kim-chan introduced to us...
Yes.
It was really fun.
The game that Kim-san introduced at the opening of the day is...
"Don't Stop The Song"!
While dancing to the song,
one by one,
I'll turn off the switch.
There are 15 chords in total.
Only one is connected to the radio cassette.
If you can turn off the switch 14 times in a row
without stopping the song,
you pass!
However, if you turn off the switch
connected to the radio cassette
and stop the song,
you fail!
In the opening,
13 people succeeded in a row,
but there were also people who made it to the end!
It's not easy to make it to the last two in one go.
But you want to decide, don't you?
I want to decide!
Let's decide!
The person who made it to the end will take a little risk.
It's a little scary, isn't it?
I don't like it!
Then, please tell us about the CD you bought for the first time in a funny way.
Funny?
It's funny. You can say it as funny as you like.
You can say it as funny as you like.
You bought it for the first time in a funny way.
Then, Tamura-san will go first.
Yes, me first!
Start!
It's too fast!
Oh, it's still afternoon. The sadness is like the smell of snow!
It's too fast!
It's fast!
Lee was there!
She should have made it to the end.
I think so, too!
I wanted to make it!
Made it to the end!
We want you to do it again!
Why do you look like that?
You look young.
You look like a genius.
You look young.
You think it's funny.
Next,
July 25th,
Hayaobi.
Today, July 25th,
Shiba-san, a 40-year-old man,
will perform.
So, Shiba-san, happy birthday!
Now, it's time for the 40-year-old man who deserves to be commemorated.
- Excuse me! - Go ahead.
- I hope you have a happy birthday. - Thank you!
Since it's Shiba-san's birthday party, we'd like to wish you a happy birthday.
- Now, Nishido-kun, is it okay? - Yes.
Since it's Shiba-san's birthday party, I'd like to make it more exciting.
I'd like to sing "Perfect Nadal".
- What? - Don't you know it?
- "Perfect Nadal"? - "Perfect Nadal" is...
- ...a song sung by Revio Fish and Oriraji-san. - Yes, Atsu-chan and Shingo sang it.
- It's "Perfect Nadal" sung by Perfect Human. - "Perfect Nadal".
- I'd like you to sing it for us. - Sing it for us?
- Well... - I know it.
- Kawashima-san, you've sung it on another show. - Yes.
During the previous comedy show, you were asked to sing a short song and clear the mission.
- I'd like you to practice it a lot. - What?
- I haven't sang it. - You haven't?
- I've sung it. - You sang it.
- You were stuck on Nishido's rap part. - That's true.
- Nishido said he's finished it this time. - Yes, he's finished it.
And Kawashima-san couldn't finish singing it last time.
- He was forced to do it. - Kawashima-san's scary voice is so scary that I've never seen before.
Shiba-san, what do you think? Do you want to do it?
If it's really exciting, I'd love to do it.
I don't know if it's exciting or not.
While the two of them are on standby,
Okada introduced Shiba-san's birthday celebration.
I would like to present you with a magical Chinese dessert, Sanpu-chan.
Sanpu-chan!
It's a very rare Chinese dessert.
It's very difficult to make, and there are only a few people in Japan who can make it.
Even in the shops I will introduce in the future, you can only eat one dish per day due to reservation.
Even Chinese chefs are afraid of failure and are told not to make much of it.
What is that?
I hope you will enjoy this wonderful Chinese dessert.
What is that?
Yui-chan, how did you know about Sanpu-chan?
I heard about it on a forum where you can queue up.
Did you watch it on location?
No, I watched it as a viewer.
You watched it on TV?
You were in the studio, weren't you?
Yes, I was watching it at home while drinking coffee.
You were watching it while drinking coffee?
You were watching it at home while drinking coffee?
You are introducing information you were watching at home on TV.
That's right.
I hope I can eat it too.
Please allow me to explain.
This is a magical Chinese dessert provided by a Chinese chef in Tomisato-city, Ems Style.
It's a Chinese dessert made of eggs.
It looks like gold.
What is that?
Sanpu-chan has three meanings in Chinese.
It doesn't stick to your teeth, chopsticks, or needles.
It's that soft.
It doesn't stick to your teeth, chopsticks, or needles.
What is that?
I've never seen it before.
What is that?
Chef Sano will appear in the studio and make Sanpu-chan.
Not many people make Sanpu-chan even in China.
It doesn't work very well.
It doesn't work? Is it a matter of technology?
I think so.
Today, we have a different set and it's a win-win environment, so you may be a little nervous.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Heat up a Chinese pot and put in egg yolk, sugar, water, starch, and peanut oil.
Keep stirring until water evaporates.
All of a sudden!
It came at once.
Something came at once.
It's like slime now.
Why?
Let's change it.
Let's remove it from fire.
Let's change it to a new pot.
It's like paste now.
It's like oil now.
It's coming out!
It's wild!
It's like a gun!
Is there such a thing?
I have never seen such a cooking corner.
The bottom is...
The bottom has no legs.
Why isn't it moving?
Wait a minute!
The bottom has legs.
There are no legs.
That's why it's shaking.
Why can't you make it move?
You should do something.
It sinks, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm glad it didn't sink.
How long do you hit it?
About 7 minutes.
7 minutes?!
That's why it's so hard.
No, this is for peace. That's why it's a test.
That's right.
This requires a lot of strength.
You can only do it once a day.
Now, while you keep hitting it...
Perfect Nadal is ready!
That's awesome!
CM NADAL is a birthday celebration from this season!
Perfect Nadal at Studio Konwakko!
It's a Filipino special edition.
Perfect Nadal!
Now, while you keep hitting it...
Perfect Nadal is ready!
That's awesome!
CM NADAL is a birthday celebration from this season!
Now, while you keep hitting it...
Perfect Nadal at Goro Goro Chikizuki Peppers!
Perfect Nadal!
Aibo is saying it.
That's terrible.
Is there such a small applause like this on TV now?
You can do it!
I'm sorry.
It's funny to see you beating eggs.
I'm tired.
What are you doing?
It's not your real birthday party.
Shibata said it's his birthday party.
I did my best.
You did your best.
I can't hear you.
You made a mistake.
You made a mistake from the first line.
I didn't change my voice at all.
When you first spoke, you said, "I can't speak."
I don't know what you're talking about.
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
It's almost over, isn't it?
It's almost over.
You have to do it seven more times.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if I can say this.
I'm sorry.
Is it almost over?
It's almost over.
You have about two minutes left.
Do it one more time!
I can tell if you do it one more time.
I can do it.
I'll do it one more time.
It's a perfect win.
He's so cool!
"Ima iichatte iru" (I'm telling you now)
"Ima iicatte iru" (I'm telling you now)
"Ima iichatte iru" (I'm telling you now)
This is...this is...
A Filipino special show.
Good job, Shiba Inu!
And with that, Sanpu-chan is complete!
Starting with Shiba Inu's birthday, everyone enjoyed it!
- It's sweet! - It's delicious!
- It's a treat! - It's a treat!
- Now, we have another surprise from Tomoshige! - There's such a thing?
- Then, after this, we have a letter of thanks from Tomoshige and Shiba Inu! - What?!
- This is a complete surprise! - It's a wonderful letter!
Shiba Inu's 40th Birthday!
- Now, we have a letter of thanks from Shiba Inu's partner, Tomoshige, for his 40th birthday! - Here you go!
My partner, Tomoshige Yoshiki!
I met Shiba-kun in January, 14 years ago, at a concert.
At the time, I kept repeating that we should form a duo and break up.
The reason for that was that I was too stupid and couldn't come up with a decent story.
Shiba-kun wasn't interested in me, and we hadn't formed a duo for 14 years.
If I quarreled with a senior comedian, he would apologize with me.
If I went to see a senior comedian's concert and fell asleep, he would get angry with me.
If I went up on stage, he would laugh at me.
Because of COVID-19, I can't work as a comedian.
And I can't even work part-time.
Shiba-kun looked at me again and said, "Believe in me and follow me."
I was able to fix some of my mistakes little by little.
That's why I'm able to appear on "Rabbit" now.
I'm always grateful for Shiba-kun's help.
Shiba-kun, who used to say that he wasn't good at handsome jobs, is now cool in fashion magazines, dramas, and commercials.
Recently, Shiba-kun has been able to get a job little by little, and his popularity has risen.
But we haven't made him remember his personal name yet, so we'll do our best to make him remember his name.
I'm sure we'll continue to offer you a lot of help in the future, but thank you in advance.
Shiba-kun, 70 years old.
I might make you nervous.
I'm sorry.
I'm Kiju.
Kiju?
Was it Kiju's birthday party?
He was a senior.
It's hard.
70 years old.
Are you okay?
30 years older than me.
He was one year older than me.
He said 70 years older than me.
The numbers are not good.
Are you okay?
40 years old.
Happy birthday!
How do you feel?
I want to say thank you.
But I could see the letters on the screen.
I could see the difference.
So I stopped crying.
Thank you for stopping me.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
With these wonderful letters, Shiba's birthday party is over.
But!
The keyword is "otaku".
It's my birthday, too.
I'm scared.
Is it today?
It's my birthday, July 25th.
Is it today?
It's Shiba's birthday.
It's my birthday, too!
It's my 45th birthday!
What are you doing, rabbit?
Hey!
I'm sorry.
What should I do?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
It's my birthday.
You're young!
The staff looked up on internet documents and there's a theory that it's his birthday today.
There's a theory?
Yes, there is.
There's also a theory about when he started counting.
When he was born!
When he was born he started counting!
It's sad that he started counting his birthday and today is his second birthday!
Excuse me, we have a little problem with Connor and the "Dawn of the Rabbit".
So, on Saturday, we'll be recording "Connor and Perfect Oda" for Oda-san's birthday party!
I hope you had fun today!
One, two...
Rabbit!
He pushed me!
He's tired of being an MC!
So, in "After Talk" we'll be celebrating Oda-san's birthday!
So, let's get excited!
Shall we go?
What do you mean "shall we go"?
It's the same!
It's similar!
I knew it!
What do you mean "what do you mean"?
"Perfect Oda"
It's perfect!
I didn't say I wanted to do it!
I said "celebrate for me"!
So, I'll be the MC for today!
Congratulations!
Tell me something!
It's my birthday, too!
Shall we do it now?
What do you mean "shall we do it"?
Let's do a urine test first!
That's suspicious!
In "After Talk", Oda-san and Korochiki's special collaboration!
Are you ready? Then, let's start!
(singing "After Talk" Oda-san and Korochiki's special collaboration!)
It's my birthday too!
It's my birthday too.
You're killing me!
Hey, I'll die.
I'll die.
What's this?
I'll die.
You feel better now, right?
This is what you wanted to do.
That's great.
Next, this one!
July 26, Wednesday!
Today is the birthday of movie director Stanley Kubrick!
So, let me introduce what he is particular about!
President Morita!
President!
President didn't write anything, but he is particular about something.
Please watch this video from two weeks ago.
This is what fascinated me!
Rolex, a watch you want to wear someday!
I thought vintage watches from decades ago were cool.
Is this number one or number two?
So, you don't want current watches?
I want vintage watches more than current watches!
I can't help but be interested in them!
What are you aiming for?
Vintage watches from the 1950s.
"Explorer I" is good!
The keyword "Explorer I" came up!
What is this?
Hey!
Are you okay?
What is this?
Hey!
Are you going to destroy my warehouse now?
Sorry to keep you waiting, President Morita!
At that time, ladies were writing notes with all their might!
They found Rolexes that Morita is obsessed with all over the country!
Ladies, where are you?
Where are you?
Show me where you are!
I've searched every corner of the country.
That's too much!
Take a look. One person is missing.
Are you okay?
We were doing it with three people, but we lost half of it and got Rolex.
That's right!
Thank you very much!
Is Rolex dead?
In exchange for Rolex, these two lost half of it.
After this, will Morita buy these vintage Rolexes?
Let's see!
Today, for Mr. Morita, who is particular about vintage Rolexes,
we have Mr. Sato Akira of Rolex Expert Store Kumoku come here.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having me. I'm Sato from Kumoku.
Once again, here are the conditions for Rolexes that Mr. Morita is particular about.
"Only I can't give up" has been announced.
The model is Explorer, and it's been manufactured from 1953 to 1990.
It's vintage.
I'd like to ask Mr. Sato, even though it's not current,
but it's a little difficult to get a model like this, isn't it?
Yes, it's quite difficult.
The older it is, the less good condition it is.
I heard that you're lucky if you meet someone like that.
I'm very lucky.
Many people in Kumoku love to patrol the store.
Mr. Morita is very particular about Rolexes.
No, I'm not!
I just bought it because I was told it wasn't new.
If you're so particular about it, you should already have one.
Mr. Sato...
I only have a Gucci one here.
It's about 110,000 yen.
Mr. Sato has selected and brought it here.
It's only for you, Mr. Morita.
Please take a look at it up close.
As expected of you, Mr. Morita!
Congratulations!
I can't even look at it!
It's a Gucci one.
Is it okay?
What is it?
Wow!
Get your hands out of your pockets, you bastard!
Wow!
Mr. Rolex is right in front of you!
You're the one who's lucky!
I advise you not to get too close.
Mr. Sato...
Yes?
Could you please explain one by one?
First of all, this is the latest model of the 2023 model.
This is also this year's model, right?
Yes, it is.
It's different from conventional models.
It has a very luxurious design.
The dial is also very well advertised.
This is the Rolex Explorer 1, right?
If you don't know it, you'll think it's Rolex.
It's a luxurious Explorer 1.
The price is...
Yes, it's the current price of 2023.
It's 3.4 million yen.
Is it this price now?
Yes, it is.
What?!
It's already a premium price.
You can't get it anymore.
You can't, right?
Yes, you can't get it anymore.
This is the current model.
And the second one is the 1994 Explorer.
The price is...
Is it this one?
1994.
It's 1.4 million yen.
It's an old model, but it's getting more expensive.
If you're born in 1994, you must be a Range Rover owner.
How old were you?
I was born in 1994.
I'm not an old man.
I wasn't born in 1994.
Why do you want me to say that I was born in 1994?
Is it a coincidence?
Why do you want me to say that I was born 29 years ago?
But it's not a vintage car.
I see.
It's getting vintage from here.
This is cool.
It's from 1975.
It's 48 years ago.
It's 1016.
Is it a little yellow?
Yes.
It's because of the aging of the trisume.
I see.
If you say "vintage explorer", this is the representative model.
It's cool.
It's a little dull.
It's good.
It's popular all over the world.
All over the world.
It's vintage.
It's 1 million yen.
It's 1.2 million yen.
This is vintage.
It's in good condition.
It's really good.
It's popular all over the world.
The fourth one is the 1967 model "explorer".
How much is it?
1967 model.
How much is it?
It's 1,288,000 yen.
Morita san, when were you born?
I was born in 1981.
What does it have to do with 1967?
It has nothing to do with 1967.
The last one is the 1957 model "6610".
It's really cool.
It's a rare model for three years.
Also, it's rare for parts to come out in their original state.
It's rare in Japan, too.
How much is it?
It's 1,288,000 yen.
It's a lot cheaper now.
It's cheap.
It's not cheap.
It's 5 million yen.
It's not 5 million yen.
How is it so far?
What do you want to buy?
I like this one.
Vintage.
I like this one.
Both sides.
I like this one because of its vintage color.
It looks like it's a little yellow.
How many can you buy?
Two?
Can you buy two?
I can't.
Morita san has a list of what to buy.
I see.
I have a list of what not to buy.
Thank you, Mr. Ad.
Thank you for making this.
It's a mess.
Thank you for your hard work.
Go to sleep.
Of course, I have a list of what not to buy.
Honestly, somewhere...
Somewhere...
What's up?
Huh?
What's up?
Wait a minute...
What's up?
This is so heavy I can't lift it with one hand!
It's so heavy!
It's a matter of consciousness.
I can't lift it with both hands!
Stop it!
What's up?
It's so heavy!
What's up with this?
It's probably heavier than a range rover!
Not at all.
Hey! I can't lift it!
Lift...
I can only do it with this wrist!
I just can't do it without using my wrist.
I have a card ready for you.
Wait a minute!
- Now, Morita-san. - No, I can't do it.
I'm not sure if you should buy it or not, but if you have a Rolex you like, please buy it.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
- I'm sorry, but there's a roll call coming up. - Hey, don't come up with that again!
You're from before, aren't you?!
- He's dancing. - There's a roll call for electronic robots, too.
You only have that kind of permission?!
- That's your... - Roll call.
You can't buy a Rolex with a roll call!
- Roll call for watches, too. - Roll call for watches, too.
- Wait a minute! - Roll call for watches, too.
- Now, I'd like you to roll call. - Roll call for watches, too.
- Don't roll call me!
Roll call me!
- Now, Morita-san! - Wait a minute!
Would you buy a Rolex or not?!
- Which one?! - Me!
- Over there! - Over there!
- Ahhhh! - Wow!
- No! - Don't you buy it?
- Buy it... Huh?! Will it go up? - Can you raise it?
- Raise it! Raise it! - Can you raise it?!
- Raise it! Raise it! - Can you raise it?
- No, it didn't go up! It didn't go up! It didn't go up! - It didn't go up!
- No, it didn't go up!
- What is this?! Waaaahhhhhh! - Waaaaaahhhh!
- 25 years old! - Wow!
- 2.68 million yen purchase! - Wow!
- That's it! - The president is amazing!
- The president just won! - Yes!
- So, the ranking is... - It's 4th place!
- It surpassed Kawashima-san. - It went up!
- Yashiki-san is... - It's under Yashiki!
- 4th place! - Wow!
- It's just under Yashiki! - It's just under Yashiki!
- Yashiki-san, for 3.45 million yen... - Yes!
- At A.I. Rangia and Zone... - At Rangia and Zone...
- Yashiki... - Yes, yes, yes...
- The watch has been changed... - Yes, yes, yes...
- It's just under Yashiki! - No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
- It's just under Yashiki! - It's just under Yashiki!
- 1st place is Rangerover, but...
- 4th place, right? - 4th place, right?
- 4th place!
- How can you just bet 270 and have this kind of conversations...
- No, no...
- That's true... - 270...
- No, no, no...
- That means it's a quick buy with 9.6 million yen...
- A quick buy... 9.6 million yen!
- I knew he'd say that...
- Will we be able to have you buy Ramin and Soharaishi with 9.6 million yen?
- What? - Really? What?
Thank you very much.
This is heavy.
It was dangerous.
This is heavy.
This is amazing.
Please be careful of this.
What?
Let's think about it.
What are you talking about?
We have been talking about it for an hour.
After that, Morita went to see "Lorex" for commercials.
Morita will announce the keyword.
The keyword is...
Morita, please.
The keyword is...
This one.
"Morita488".
What is "Morita488"?
It is worth 4.88 million yen!
Is it true?
Wait a minute.
Is it the one you bought in 1957?
I said I would buy a diamond worth 2 million yen.
When I put it on, it was very cool.
You tried it on.
I decided to buy it.
This won't do.
I won't go there anymore.
"Lorex" is 488 million yen.
Total payment is 11 million yen.
Thought it would be super rich.
After commercial, Oda will scream at Miss Pirako.
Please take it off.
I ate it all up
Wow!
Wednesday's After Talk is also about Morita-san's Rolex!
Wednesday's Rabbit is over. Thank you for your hard work!
Wow, Morita-san! You did it!
You did it! You did it! You did it!
This picture is...
This picture is really cool.
I know, right?
It's cool, but...
It's cool.
Wow!
Hey, don't be so generous!
I wanted to see it.
Oh, you wanted to see it?
You wanted to see it?
I thought it might shine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it might shine.
It might shine.
It's a little old.
I don't know.
It's a little old.
It's a legend.
You didn't just laugh at me.
You put your back in it.
You put it up during the show, didn't you?
I don't know...
I honestly thought you were compromising during the show.
Oh, you were in it?
I was like, "Is this really what I want?"
You thought about it and decided on the price, didn't you?
Yeah, I decided on the price.
I thought it would be about 260 yen, but it turned out to be the coolest one.
Coolest.
I think it's cool.
It's really worth it.
It's worth it.
I think it's worth it.
I've bought all of the best things in my life with a rabbit.
You bought it with a rabbit?
I enjoyed the after-talk until the end, but...
It seems like Wednesday will be the day I appear the most.
Well, um...
Kirako-san.
Yes?
You're a little nervous today.
Huh?
What?
What is it?
I didn't say it in the ending.
I didn't say I was in pain.
Huh? Why is it revealed?
Huh?
What's wrong?
I didn't say I was nervous in the ending.
I just asked.
Why is it revealed?
What's going on?
Everyone, there's a video.
What is it?
Can you show it to us?
How is it?
Do it.
Wait a minute.
I haven't done it yet.
You're kidding, right?
Kirako-chan, look at me.
Left, left.
Everyone, look at me.
Look at my left hand.
Um, Kirako-chan, you're in the center, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
She got past it.
What?
Huh?
Isn't it a little fast?
No, this is already...
I don't know if I did it or not, but let's ask.
Right, Kirako-chan?
What do you think?
I'm sorry, I did it.
You did it!
Wow!
Oda-san is strict!
Wow!
No, it's not like that.
What's wrong?
My reflexes are good.
Reflexes...
I got it right...
But I got shocked at the ending and it's been a while since I've done it.
Which one did you say?
She said it!
How was it today?
It's been a while since I've done it, but I got shocked and remembered "rabbit" right away.
In the sense of "welcome back," thank you for coming.
Wow!
It's a fraud group!
No way!
However, I feel bad for you if you prepare a chair and only one of you does it.
Let's do it!
It's not good for you.
Let's do it.
I'd like you to play a little game.
Why?
If you lose, you have to do it.
Yes.
So, Oda and Rabbit, will you go out with me?
No, no, no.
Oda-san said it.
No, no.
Why am I in it, too?
Why are you taking away my human rights in this show?
No, you're the one who bought it.
No, it's not like that!
It's unconditional, of course!
So we'll play a game that's advantageous for you two.
A game that's advantageous for me?
Yes.
We'll ask you to go out with us.
Is it like "buy it"?
Since Morita-san bought a watch, we'll follow the clock.
The three of you, without looking at the stopwatch, will talk for 30 seconds.
At the same time.
At the same time...
If you think it's not 30 seconds, please stop.
Where is it advantageous for you?
Where is it advantageous for me?
That's important, too!
It's important!
Stop it!
So, Mirako-san and Oda-san!
- I'm scared. - Just talk normally.
- Okay. - If you think it's 30 seconds, just press it.
- So, the topic is summer. - Summer.
- Like a joke. - Ready...
- Start! - Wow...
- Don't look at it. - It's hot.
- Don't look at it. - It's hot, but are you doing anything to cool it down?
- Well... - Mirako! Mirako!
- Mirako! - Mirako!
- Mirako! Mirako!
- What do you want to do in summer? - What do you want to do in summer?
- Surfing! Surfing! Surfing!
- Surfing! - Where?
- At the sea, like the sea. - At the sea?
- Ah, surfing at the sea. - That's right.
- Stop looking! Stop looking!
- Did you press it, everyone? - Yes, we did.
- I'll read it out loud from Oda-san. - Wow!
- Whoa! - Wow!
- Oda-san and time...
- 34.65 seconds! - Alright!
- Yes!
Okay!
Nice, nice!
Drop to level 4!
What's this?
Oh my goodness!
Alright!
Alright, I did it!
I did it!
But you were doing it like a joke.
I was doing it like a joke.
I was doing it.
But you didn't do it like a joke at all.
You did it like...
That's how you do it.
You never did it like that.
The first half was amazing.
You did it in one second.
Right.
You did it in one second.
When I saw it, you did it like this.
You didn't do it like that.
Usagi-san!
Yes!
Next!
Wow!
Huh?
You did it in 30 seconds.
Wow!
Huh?
You did it in 30 seconds!
Wow!
Manzai-shi!
This is Manzai-shi!
This is Manzai-shiast!
Manzai-shiast!
Wow!
Manzai-shiast!
Alright!
Here is Kirako's time!
34 seconds...
8 seconds!
We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
6 seconds! 6 seconds!
You're going to do it again!
What are you going to do?
I'm in trouble!
I just did a forward step!
That's dangerous!
You can't do that, Kira-chan!
So, Kira-chan is in danger!
Do I have to do it?
It hurts!
Be gentle!
It hurts!
It's cool!
Shall we do a three tour?
What?
Let me talk to her for a bit!
I don't know when it will be available, but...
Let me talk to her for a bit!
Thank you!
What do you think of festivals? Are you busy or not going?
There are a lot of people going. Don't you want to go to a festival?
Should I build a facility where people who don't usually go to festivals can enjoy the festival mood?
What are you talking about?
You're a scary teacher.
I want you to come and practice today at the festival.
All right.
He said it!
Is it true?
I can't open my mouth.
You shouldn't have jumped so high.
You should have sat down slowly.
I was about to eat oden and rice cake.
You were too brave.
It was really scary.
Next, January 27th, Thursday, which was broadcasted by 87 members!
This day is Watermelon Day, so we will introduce what you can do in summer!
Numa-chan!
This is what I want to recommend in summer.
Ta-da!
This is "Don't ring the wind chime challenge".
"Don't ring the wind chime challenge"?
It's a wind chime game.
I challenged it on "Sakura Taka 46".
I got excited and put wind chime on my helmet.
In order not to ring it, I held it like a princess.
I also took off my line.
I challenged it.
It's embarrassing.
Stop it!
I want to build a bond with you here.
I want to do it.
All members will challenge "Don't ring the wind chime challenge"!
This time, the mission is to put the wind chime on your head and flip the pancake in a frying pan.
There are 12 kinds of missions, including 5 squats, catching a super ball, and so on.
In order, you will choose a mission that you think you can do and challenge it.
If you can clear the wind chime without ringing it, you will be the next challenger.
If someone fails, the challenge will end there.
If you can clear the mission without ringing the wind chime for 12 people in a row, the challenge will be successful.
The prize money is 100,000 yen.
However, if you fail, you will all receive a shock.
Whether or not the wind chime rang this time will be checked by Onsei-san.
If you fail, you will also receive a shock.
Let's start "Don't ring the wind chime challenge"!
The first mission is for Uma-chan.
There are 12 kinds of missions. Please choose one.
Uma-chan said she wanted to do it.
The easiest one is potato chips.
It's easy.
It's difficult.
Do you want to open it?
I want to open it and do the easiest one.
Please get ready.
Open the potato chips and eat it in one bite.
In one bite?
Yes.
After you clear the mission, you will count 3 seconds. Please bear with it.
I see.
If you say "I succeeded", you will fail.
Are you ready?
I think I can do it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Can I move it?
Go ahead.
You can do it!
I will start.
Please bear with it.
This is bad.
Be quiet.
It's stable.
Oh my god!
It's hard.
Can I tear it?
Yes, you can.
Oh my god!
She tore it.
She dyed her hands.
She ate it.
Oh my god!
She ate it.
She ate it!
Oh my god!
It's hard.
She ate it.
She tore it.
Good job!
Go ahead, Murai.
Murai, please choose a mission.
Murai, well...
Table tennis lifting.
5 times.
I'll bill you now.
Urai, Brazil.
Three years of junior high school.
You can do it.
It's your life has been bet on table tee.
Five spins of ping pong ball.
Are you ready?
Urai, please do it.
You can do it.
3 seconds from there.
This is amazing.
He did it!
He really did it!
Urai, you did it!
You did it!
I didn't do it.
Hirai, please do it.
I'll drop this daruma.
Will you drop the daruma?
Please get ready.
Please put on your helmet.
I'll drop the daruma.
Please drop one daruma.
One daruma.
One daruma is fine.
Hirai, please drop it.
Hirai, you failed.
You failed.
Urai cleared it.
I didn't fail.
Hirai, this is a narration. Don't fail.
This is a narration.
Why is it a narration?
This is a narration. Don't fail.
Why is it a narration?
That's how it is.
After that, Nishi-san, Goto-san, Yabuki-san, Tamura- ana, and Kawashima-san also cleared.
There are four people left.
Gyarusore-san chose "Yukuseoi".
I didn't know you could do it like this.
Gyarusore-san, please.
"Yukuseoi"
Calm down. Calm down.
She's shaking.
I'm a teacher's daughter.
She talked. She talked. She talked.
She's shaking a little.
Left shoulder. Left shoulder.
It's tough.
Left shoulder.
Three seconds.
She cleared it. She cleared it.
It's tough. It's tough.
That's why I don't do "manbiki".
Ishida-san.
I'm a teacher's daughter.
She talked. She talked.
Left shoulder. Left shoulder.
Ishida-san, please.
Ishida-san will challenge with his good kendama.
Go ahead.
Teacher's son.
Teacher's son?
Ishida-san's son?
Me?
I'm just a normal son.
Please put your kendama on a large plate.
It's tough.
Ishida-san.
Go ahead.
Three players left.
Can we lift it up?
It's shaking.
It's shaking left and right.
Oh no, I can't see the ball.
Oh no.
They're looking at each other's balls.
They failed!
They failed the challenge!
It's hot!
In the commercial, Kawashima-san was hit by Narsole- san's attitude.
You're not in "rabbit" anymore.
Unfortunately, they failed the challenge of not making wind chimes ring.
Even in "after talk", it became a hot topic.
The "rear wind chimes ring" challenge became a hot topic.
It lasted for 20 minutes.
Also, in that period, gyalsone was amazing.
Even when Uma-chan did it for the first time, she said it in a low voice, "I'm good at it, so it's difficult for me to do it."
Thanks to gyalsone, she said it in a low voice, "Why don't you do it this way?"
So, I was able to do it.
It's a habit.
It's really delicious, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
The rule book says you can eat one potato chip when you open it.
It doesn't say you can open it this way.
Somehow, it's this way.
That's what you think.
No, no, it's not like that.
It's not delicate, Hiroyuki.
It's not delicate, but I feel like I've been beaten up.
In the opening, gyalsone challenged a push-up mat that no one challenged.
If you cross 1.3 meters of push-up mat without ringing the bell, you succeed in the challenge.
I'm a teacher's daughter, so I think I can do it.
What are you talking about?
You look like a scorpion wolf.
No, I'm a teacher's daughter.
Are you going to push that?
If you succeed in this challenge, you'll be perfect.
Please.
You look cool.
Can I do it with my big legs?
Yes, you can.
Are you ready?
Let's do it, gyalsone!
You look like Monkey Bond.
Here we go.
Japanese horror.
Japanese horror came out this week as well.
It's going forward.
Three votes!
Because I'm a parent-teacher.
Because you're a parent-teacher.
But it's low.
It's pretty low.
It's low.
What do you mean it's low?
I can't show my face like this.
Oh, you don't have to show your face.
As long as you succeed.
You're not a rabbit anymore.
You're getting worse and worse.
Next, July 28th, Friday, broadcasted by these members.
On this day, Kotake Seigikan, a full-time lawyer, will appear for the first time in the studio.
It's a day of free research from July 28th.
Everyone will present their research in a presentation format.
Next, Kotake-kun.
Please give us your presentation.
Please go forward.
What Kotake Seigikan researched is...
Hello. I'm Kotake Seigikan, a full-time lawyer.
Nice to meet you.
Here is what I researched.
Illegal content hidden in famous songs.
There are various famous songs in the world.
In those lyrics, there are many songs containing illegal content.
For example, this song.
The famous song of "Skima Switch", "Zenryoku Shoumen"
In fact, there are many illegal parts of the lyrics.
Today, I'm going to do a legal check here.
First of all, "tsumadzuite korondetara oite karena"
"tsumadzuite korondetara" means this is his own lyrics.
There is no particular illegal part.
"doromizo no naka" means this is his own lyrics.
If this is his own lyrics, there is a fear of illegal entry.
So please be careful.
"kodoku ronri" is a ronri I've never heard of.
"tamesarete mademo" is after some kind of examination.
"koko ni iru koto o kimeta" means he decided to stay here.
This is a normal human behavior.
"shikatanai to tsumiageta" means he was dissatisfied with his property.
The problem is this time.
"tsumiageta mono bukkowashite"
This is, of course, "kibutsu tonkai"
"minitsuketa mono tonparatte"
This is "hazaka nande kouzen o aite karena"
"kokkara mo shiri metsuretsu na"
This is "kitoase de kaito ni owake no wakaranai koto o itte"
The lyrics are almost full of illegal content.
"yes! shounen yassai!"
"shounen yassai!"
"sabaketainda korega"
"shounen to wa kiitenakattande"
"zenkyoku shounen wa yuttemashita kedo ne"
"yuttemashita kedo ne"
"chotto, tsuzuki mo kakunishiteikteisuka?"
"onegaishimashita onegaishimashita"
"koko no toko wa shigoto only"
"sigoto only"
"waraenakunatteru"
"waraenakunarugudai"
"sigoto suru"
"kore mo ihonda roudoukankyou"
"kore, there is a risk of violating road standards"
"tada desu, think about it"
"sigoto shitemasu"
"It's otona"
"I want to check the behavior and attitude of kokkara mo otona."
"sairigerumono is buttobashite"
"kora mochiron,boukou desu ne"
"massaretto mo kashita"
"ottekara mosoutouchuu no boukou to naru kore"
"jigogoutouzai to sara ni heavy"
"Kore, I'm bleeding too."
"jigogoutouzai to shouzai to"
"kijou ni omotai manzai to"
"kujou ni omotai manzai to"
"saigo ne"
"kora mo"
"sugoku irikashita"
"dijou mo otakettai kandeshita"
The famous song of Tsukima Switch, "All Out Boy" has been legally checked by Mr. Otake Justice Officer, but...
Actually, our surprise guest for today is...
Nice to meet you!
They are Tsukima Switch!
Did you watch the opening with them?
Yes, we did!
We also watched Yotake's story.
How was it?
We did a legal check.
It was legal.
But we worked hard to make this song.
Yes, we did.
We worked hard to make it.
But we took a break at the end.
I was happy to hear such good lyrics at the end.
At the end?
Yes, at the end.
We took advantage of everything.
Yotake, of course, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's scary.
It's too scary.
We took advantage of it.
Of course.
Excuse me.
Yotake, thank you for joining us.
We watched it on YouTube, too.
Really?
How was it?
It was funny!
I'm glad you like it.
Thank you for saying that.
After this, we will have a special event with Tsukima Switch!
Tsukima Switch!
♪ Rabbit ♪
This summer, we will have a brand-new online show race!
"Rabbit Presents"
"Easy-to-hear"
"E-1 Crumpley"
There is only one criteria for judging.
"Easy-to-hear"
The prize money is...
3.35 million yen!
The people in front of the TV also have headphones and alcohol.
August 23rd at 9 p.m.!
You can watch the live show online!
Please listen to "Rabbit"'s special medley on Tsukima Switch!
Hand in hand in front of the ticket gate
The usual commotion and a new wind
I was supposed to see you off cheerfully
But I couldn't smile well when I was looking at you
I hope the seasons you meet as an adult
Don't overflow with sad songs
I wanted to tell you something in the end
I was looking for words to say goodbye
Suddenly, all of a sudden, the bell rang
I was in a hurry and let go of your hand and you left me
I held you in my arms in the middle of the night
You looked different from the morning
Morning, light, tears, singing voice
You shined and gave me
I can't hold back my feelings, I carry them in my voice
I'll deliver it to your distant town
Even if it's a song like this
No matter where we are
We can stay connected
Good morning, everyone!
Have a great day!
Love you!
I've stopped looking for answers in the scenery
Dull water will soon become new light
Piling up and breaking down what's been piled up
Removing what you've grasped
Piling up and breaking down what's been piled up
We're always young and full of energy
I'm the one who'll open up the world
My vision is already full
Once again, we would like to congratulate the two of you for your 20th anniversary.
It's such a memorable year. How did you like singing live at Rabbit?
It was fun. I felt like I was doing a live show in the morning with everyone cheering me on.
It was a good live show.
I was really excited.
It was just a song that was protected by the boys.
How was it, Mr. Motake?
I really don't know what I was doing.
I'm crying.
Thank you for such a great song.
From now on, we will have an after-talk on Friday.
Thank you for coming.
We also have two foxes with us.
This is what I heard from my grandmother.
This is a disturbing story, isn't it?
Sensei, what is this transmission?
Transmission?
What do you use it for?
Business interference.
I don't use it for business interference.
There were various disturbing stories.
There were more?
It's just an excuse, really.
That's right.
Mr. Ohta.
Yes, Mr. Ohta, please.
Wait a minute.
A little story.
Mr. Ohta.
A little story.
A real little story.
Mr. Ohta, please.
There is a building called Rokkaku-do in my hometown.
There is a wooden desk like this and there are two photos there.
I saw it and came back.
There is a wooden desk like this and there are two photos there.
I saw it and came back.
When I came in, a friend who was upstairs closed the door.
I couldn't take a picture and go home.
I looked at the wooden shelf and there was only one picture.
There should have been one picture of my grandfather and grandmother, but there was only one picture.
I was in trouble and asked my grandfather what happened.
"Please open it," my grandfather said.
"Gacha, gacha, gacha," my grandfather said.
My grandfather grabbed my feet and said, "What?"
"I'm scared, I'm scared," my grandfather said.
"What should I do?" my grandfather said.
"Just kidding," my grandfather said.
My grandfather opened it and light came from above.
I looked down and saw a picture of my grandmother.
What are you doing?
What is it?
Is it a real picture?
It's a real picture.
It's scary.
You just said it was scary.
It's a real experience.
It's a real one.
I thought it would be scary, but it's not scary at all.
My grandfather said it was scary.
It's scary, but it's not scary at all.
It's scary, it's scary, it's scary.
Stop it.
Is it a real picture?
It's gone.
This is dangerous.
Destroy me, this machine.
Destroy me.
[Laughter]
[Talking over each other]
What was the correct answer?
The person in the studio got yelled at and said, "No, it's not like that."
Ota-kun worked hard for it, so I thought it went well.
What's the final answer?
[Laughter]
There's no way that's it.
If I'm being sued for this, I will lose my mind.
No responsibility at all.
[Laughter]
No responsibility at all.
[Laughter]
Pyooon! It's me, Lappy!
Come here, Soda-san! Come here, Shiba-san!
Happy Birthday!
The challenge of not making the wind chime ring sounded difficult.
Right?
Try it, Lappy!
All right!
Here you go!
Pancakes look delicious.
[Laughter]
See you next week!
On January 31st, Monday to Friday, Rabbit...
...goes to Hokkaido for the summer vacation in Borogyoku.
Borogyoku will challenge canoeing for the first time in Japan's biggest event!
Wow, it feels great!
I'm used to it now.
Once you start moving, you can't stop.
In the studio is Rabbit's first appearance, Tom Brown!
Look forward to it!