AISubs v3.8.3
Once a month, we start off with a stupid night.
Thank you for joining us, Mr. Nagashima.
Thank you for having me.
We are joined by two people who haven't done this in a while.
Mr. Okamura, who is 2.5 years old, and Mr. Arai, who is 3 years old.
Mr. Okamura, it's been a year since you last appeared.
That's right.
Well, I guess you could say that.
I'm sure you would think that with all these people here once a month.
It's been a while for us.
But for them, it's like, they're back.
They're back.
Maybe.
They challenged to do Krakon Kabukasis Season 2.
I see.
We did it last time.
We wanted to know about the market value of Krakon.
We showed you Krakon at a restaurant.
We will evaluate the price of food and products.
But since this is season two, we will do a little brushing up.
We will aim to go global with the theme of whether Krakon Neta will work for foreigners.
The direction of our journey...
I think it will be different.
First of all, it's not from the city.
It's from overseas.
We'll push for globalization.
Will Krakoneta work?
Well, first of all, will it work?
We hope you enjoy it.
Thank you for coming.
You two have different vibes.
We're wearing silk.
Is it cute?
It's nice.
What's the highlight of your outfit?
The point is that it's summer, so it's like this.
Oh, cute!
Rio is like the idol. It's been a year and a half since I've been to Krakow, so I came here full of idols.
You're really mature.
That's right.
You've grown up.
Are you two young when you watch together?
But we're the same age, 16 years old, and we're a riolia duo.
And the kanji for リ is also the same.
Really?
And fate...
And birthday...
Wait, it's the same!
It's three days apart!
Three days apart...
Happy New Year!
It's really close!
This project is...
Krakon Kabukashi Season 2!
2!
Yes, we're planning to get a market rating for Krakon Neta.
We'll show Krakon Neta at the store, and we'll use the profit for cooking and products.
Yes, that's right.
Since it's season 2, we're going to use the Placon jokes for foreigners.
We're going to use the jokes from foreign restaurants.
Why did you get so angry in season 2?
Do you think you can understand Japanese?
I have to go and see.
Can you speak English and foreign languages?
I can't even speak Japanese.
I'm worried because I can't speak English at all, but we'll work together and do our best.
Yes.
Do our best.
Are you okay, Ara-san?
I see.
Some of you work in Japan.
Thank you for coming.
This time, we will show you silly jokes and you will provide us with dishes that go well with them.
I see.
Japanese udon, right?
Butter chicken curry.
Looks delicious!
What is it?
I'll aim for the classic butter chicken curry.
I'll do my best!
Please!
Namaste!
Butter chicken curry, please!
Yes, I understand!
You're kind!
No, it's not.
I'm aiming for sweet and sour.
I hope you like it sweet and sour.
Can I have butter chicken curry, please?
She is cute.
She is a good person.
Thank you.
You are kind.
Can I...
Please open your eyes.
One, two...
Wow!
Oh, this is an old habit!
You look kind.
How is it?
Could you be a little cuter?
A little more?
One more?
Is it okay?
No, you're too kind.
Arai-san is doing her best.
I want to eat butter chicken curry.
Could you give me some?
Please!
Can you do it?
Yes, I will.
He really did it for me.
Can you do it?
One, two...
Is it normal?
When you throw it, you can feel it.
I'm happy today.
Daniel Ward.
I asked you to make something for me.
Is there anything you need?
Oh, a song!
What is a song?
You want a song, don't you?
What should I do?
I want you to say it cuter.
Let's do it together.
I'm going to show you my passion.
Say it more cutely!
I'll stick it in your heart.
Ouch!
I'm going to do it.
Don't bring it!
Something is put there.
It smells good.
You're good!
Love! Love!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
Love!
Thank you!
It's love! Please eat!
Thank you!
It looks so good!
Thank you for the meal!
Oh, I see.
It's so good!
You're eating it, right?
It's good!
It's not spicy.
This one is not spicy and not greasy.
I made it healthy and I didn't put any butter or anything.
It's good.
I'd like to give it to Nakashima-san as well.
Here you go.
This is scary!
It's a horse's face!
I'll eat it.
They have common features.
They are similar in body shape.
You look like a smurf.
Thank you.
You are cute.
You are kind.
You are cute.
Thank you.
You have a nice smile.
You are kind.
[PH] I've been waiting for this moment.
I want to go cute.
Yes, please.
What did you eat?
Thank you.
She didn't hear you.
Thank you.
Cute.
Can you be cuter?
It's over.
Delicious!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is amazing!
No, this is amazing!
This is amazing!
We are in the middle of a show, but we are having a meeting?!
Even though we have been shown various jokes,
the first thing we said as a team leader was that we will do something cute.
I guess that's why you are stepping up and working hard.
Open...
What is this?
The new door of the above-ground faction has been closed tightly now!
We won't open it even if you do this!
This is a little cute...
That's right!
Really, Mr. Zamaru is doing his best thinking that it's such a program!
He's trying to pull it out!
I'll tell you what I mean.
Wait, wait.
This is amazing!
Wow!
I have three jobs today, and this is the third one.
Yes, it depends on the recording time.
I always do this show with no stress and in the best mood.
But it's not good today!
It's not good today!
You're the heaviest!
It's a tough site!
How are you going to get through it?
Next shop is...
Yes, yes.
You can look behind you.
Turkish?
Yes.
Turkish restaurant.
Turkish?
What is Turkish?
You don't know Turkish, do you?
I don't know any.
Karsha.
Kebab and other things look delicious.
Hello.
Thank you for having me.
Is it your first time eating Turkish food?
Yes, it is.
Turkish, French and Turkish food are the top three world foods.
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaking of Turkish food, it's kebab.
I've heard of it.
Kebab sandwiches are also served in Turkish restaurants.
This shop not only sells kebab and sandwich, but also various kinds of pizza from Zane's to Tonkotsu Pizza.
These two are the easiest to eat.
Then, I'll have chicken.
Chicken.
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Oh, good, good.
It's a penalty game.
I'll show you the escalator.
[PH] How is it?
A little bit...
You're kidding me.
Isn't it different?
Is it different?
I'll go up.
You're good at going up.
You're like a kindergarten kid.
You're kind.
Wahaba, are you okay?
Kebab.
Kebab, I want it.
Say Kebab in Turkish.
Kebab ist horo.
I see.
There are many. It's OK.
Here it is.
One, two...
What's this?
This is chicken kebab, beef kebab and abalone kebab.
No, it's not.
It's not.
This drink is Turkish tea.
Tea?
Wow!
It's a great opening.
It's my first time seeing a chicken in a crock like this.
And the tomatoes.
We don't have enough tomatoes for a whole season.
I want to fill my stomach.
Can I really fill my stomach?
What is this?
It's hot.
It's a little bitter.
It's bitter, but if you add a lot of sugar, it's sweet.
I'm going to go ahead for a while.
I only have one sip.
Wait a minute.
Is it because it's hot?
Please drink it.
One, two, three.
Is that no good anymore?
He hasn't drunk it yet.
I'm sorry.
She's going to do her best with one word.
I'll do pantomime of your face.
Yes.
I'll do it.
[PH] Please subscribe!
Funny.
Funny? I'm happy.
It's the first time I'm doing it in front of you.
What's that smell?
Something's coming.
One, two...
What's this?
Chicken?
There's no chicken in it.
But it looks good.
It's white beans with no sugar in it.
What is this?
It's white chicken.
When is the chicken coming out?
I've still got some performance left.
Still?
Still.
The chicken doesn't come out that easily.
Don't you have time yet?
My plan is to stay here until the evening.
That's long.
But it's good to eat.
It's rare.
What was it? It's good.
It's good.
Yummy.
English.
Yes, it is. I'm serious.
It's not just a normal meal, but a meal that makes you happy.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
It's not like you're reading a text while you're eating.
No, it's not like that.
Seriously!
In Turkish, what do you say with your tongue?
-"Dili." -"Dili."
You roll up your tongue.
Oh, it's difficult.
Funny.
Here you are.
Oh, it's coming.
Chicken is coming.
You eat all of it.
I'm happy.
Love you.
Thank you.
Looks delicious.
Let's eat.
Hmm!
Thank you very much.
It's soft.
I'll have a bite of the bread.
It's hot.
Please wait a moment.
Because it was big.
We're here at a Japanese restaurant.
This is an Okonomiyaki restaurant.
It's like Japan at once.
It's different from before.
It's rare for an Okonomiyaki restaurant to have an image of being a foreigner.
This is a foreign angel.
I'm looking forward to it.
Is it a little bit of a flute?
Gavira!
Spain Tapas!
What is this, Spain Tapas?
I know her.
Look at her.
Gavilan.
Where are you from?
I'm from Spain.
Spain?
In Barcelona.
What's your name?
Rafael.
But my last name is Gavilan.
Gavilan.
Gavilan's shop's name and Gavilan is high-taka.
Do you know what taka is?
This is a little small one.
This is a gabion.
I see.
We will show you silly jokes and please give us food that matches it.
More than me?
More?
Yes, yes, yes.
OK.
I went to Shimura prefecture.
Shimura prefecture!
I know it.
I watched it on YouTube in Spain.
That's amazing.
Japanese jokes are funny.
Here we go.
Weird old man.
I'm surprised.
How is it?
It's very good.
But you are not a weird old man, I'm a weird old man.
Weird old man, right?
Hey, wait!
I'm counting on you.
Shinmura Ken's eye-reading version.
I don't like okonomiyaki.
I want to eat it.
Wonderful !
Great !
I was surprised !
I bought the Shimura exhibition 2 years ago in Hiroshima.
Hitomi-chan, it's amazing.
It's popular.
This is...
Even if I cover my eyes, I can tell by time.
[PH] Wow!
This white sauce is an allium sauce.
Allium?
Allium is a famous sauce in Spain.
And I make garlic mayonnaise.
[PH] Here you are.
[PH] Wow!
It was very good.
It was fun. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Please try it.
It's my first time eating this taste. Okonomiyaki.
Thank you.
I've been in Hiroshima for 16 years, and it's really good.
That's great. Thank you!
Let's eat!
This is amazing.
The garlic is well-ground and...
it's delicious!
It's good!
Thank you!
It's not good!
Thank you for the meal!
Now what?
He doesn't know Japanese, but his body and everything is sincere.
I know it. Thank you very much. It was fun.
And your eyes are beautiful.
I'll make it my specialty.
You made it your specialty.
Ready, set...
Aiiiiin!
The End
What was that?
It was like a good story.
Even if we can't understand each other, we can understand each other.
It was a good story.
What are you thinking?
What's wrong with you?
You should have caught me at first.
We are grateful for all the foreign guests who came today.
We were all motivated.
I agree.
Mr. Arai was working hard, but Mr. Kamura was working harder than that.
We have to do something.
We have to make a plan for Mr. Arai.
I don't know what it is that only Arai can do.
That's right.
It's a handicap.
I don't know what to say.
Arai doesn't say much, but the staff is singing a lot of songs.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's almost impossible to finish a page of this book.
That's amazing!
We learned Turkish cuisine!
It's true that if you read this quickly, you can finish it in no time!
So, this time, we had some difficulties choosing...
We had some difficulties, yes.
Please announce the comment MVP.
Yes.
It's a comment that Arai-san, the director, requested for excessive comments and said it when there were no more comments.
I understand.
With this...
No, even LINE doesn't have this kind of straightforward conversation!
I understand!
That's why, because of her charm, we can't do it here!
So somehow, I want to make a project where she can do anything!
I think this program will be very popular with Arai fans.
I want to think of something.
I think it's a nuisance for us to do something for Arai.
It's a nuisance.