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Let's start our boring night of TSUKI NEWS again.
Thank you for joining us, Mr. Nagashima.
Thank you for having me.
It's been a while since I last met you.
Last time we met you were on a filming project.
That's right.
I was surprised.
Did you do something?
You're talking with such care.
I know.
How was it?
It's been a while since we last did a filming project.
I understand that filming was tough.
But we came back to the studio in a while.
And we're back to filming again.
Oh, really?
We'll be going out more and more and seeing each other.
We'll be seeing each other in front of this green bag.
As Nakashima-san said, we'll be seeing each other.
This time, Akao and Harada teamed up and made a project to go to Krakow for Hachibura.
We're going there.
Yes.
Yay!
Wait a minute.
It's a bit of a joke.
It's the opening.
We're going there in our private clothes.
Yes. It's a bit of a novel idea.
Isn't it the first time we're going to Krakow in our private clothes?
It is.
What's up?
All of a sudden.
Right?
That's nice.
Are you two out of lines?
Before we start, we're always in the dressing room, wondering what to do.
We're really worried.
But today we're relaxed.
I'm happy.
And we're close friends.
I'm really happy.
You're close friends.
I'm happy.
You're not close.
I've heard of it. It's called machibura.
What? Machibura?
I've heard of it. It's called machibura.
We're going to tour the city.
But it doesn't sound like a concert.
It's a simple and fun thing.
Are you sure you don't want to make it boring?
I'm not trying to make it fun.
Is that right?
Yes.
So we've prepared machibura spot for you.
Wow, I'm excited.
I'm already excited.
Wow, it's like a reward video.
I know, isn't it?
Are you sure about this?
I'm getting excited.
I'm happy.
Let's go.
[PH] OK.
Let's go.
How is it in the city?
Are you asking me this in the city?
It's different from what I imagined.
It's totally different.
Is it different from what you imagined?
Yes. City?
City, I guess.
It is a city, but not outside.
You are so smart.
It's so good weather.
This is the first thing I brought with me.
Wow!
What?
A scent forest?
There is a flower written on it.
Wow!
There is a test left.
Is there a flow that goes here?
No, it's good.
It's really good.
We can see it from the result.
Ah, there are various smells.
I want to go there.
I'm glad I'm not stuck today.
I'm not stuck at all.
How are you doing?
I'm doing well.
Look, they're calling you.
The angels are calling me.
This is not good, are they?
I wonder what kind of meaning it has.
Wow, there are a lot of them.
It says it's silent and rose.
It says it's a flower garden.
I'm happy.
It's a forest.
It's really nice.
Jasmine.
Jasmine?
Jasmine tea.
It smells like jasmine tea.
Huh, nice smell!
Doesn't it?
Huh, nice smell!
It smells like jasmine tea.
It's good.
I feel happy when I come here.
Two doors.
Is it this way?
It's multi-story.
Let's go to the food report corner.
Food report?
Please.
It doesn't smell like anything at all!
It's like a real chicken!
What is this?
It smells like a chicken!
What does that mean?
I've never smelled a smell of a smeller.
We don't meet that much in everyday life.
I've smelled of durian.
What is ecoas cheese?
I wonder what a smeller is.
This is ecoas cheese.
Durian is...
...detachable tool.
Have you smelled of a smeller?
It's not there, is it?
I'm curious about it.
But it smells.
Don't look at me like that.
It's a target experiment.
Is it okay?
It's level 2.
It's in!
Here?
It must be smelling.
What's wrong?
What?
Oh, I see.
What's going on?
It's that.
I don't think I can do it.
You can do it.
It smells.
You can do it.
It's good.
You have a good reaction.
It smells.
If you push it, you can smell it.
It's full of it.
[PH] Oh, yeah.
I have to do my best.
She is only level 2.
Level 2?
So, you are going for Durian?
Yeah.
I'll make it!
You have to try hard.
Really?!
I can't do it.
I'll give you a towel.
No!
You can do it!
You can do it better than you think!
You are brave.
You are fast.
You can do it!
I can't do it.
You can do it.
Really?!
Yes.
It changed in an instant.
It's unbelievable.
But it's disgusting!
I've been eating love for five years.
I remember the painful things I've had before.
What's wrong with you?
If you compare it to death, it's okay.
What?
No!
Are you comparing it to the painful things you've had for five years?
No!
What about this?
Wait a minute.
Cheese may not be possible.
Then I'll eat a pineapple.
I'm not good at it.
I don't like it.
I hate cheese.
I hate it.
I'm going.
It's fast.
Why is it fast?
It's slippery.
It's too slippery.
It's smelling and it's popping.
It's amazing.
Why?
What's that?
It's cheese that you usually eat.
It's 100 times stronger.
It's stronger than that.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for appearing suddenly.
That's fine.
I'm sorry for appearing.
What?
The black thing.
Oh, is this smell really okay?
What's the point of increasing the number of points?
It's a good smell.
Oh my!
How was it?
Any changes?
What is it?
A demon?
A demon.
A demon?
A demon of evil.
A demon demon?
Yes.
Ah, Dorian.
Ah, come on!
Dorian, you're attacking me again!
I'll do it.
I'll lock it up.
[PH] I've been there many times.
Many times.
I can't see it.
It smells like dried up hippo.
I don't know if it's wet.
Do you want me to reset it?
Is there a reset button?
Reset.
There is no reset button.
Reset.
Can you reset it?
Can I reset it?
Yes, you can.
What?
What is it?
You can reset it.
What is it?
Stop it!
What is it?
There might be more.
There was more?
Shure streaming.
I've never heard of it.
The world's worst-smelling can.
I've heard of it.
It's a sealed, salt-filled can, but gas continues to generate in the can and when it opens, the liquid inside suddenly blows out.
It's a terrible food.
It's been used as a punishment game on TV and other places.
So, shall we go?
Shall we go?
Let's go together.
Wait a minute.
Let's go together.
We are from Machibura.
You said it's not Machibura.
Because we are from Machibura.
There is no shul streaming in Machi.
We are not from Machibura.
Good luck.
But...
What?
Oh, I was told off.
I was told off?
[PH] You were told off?
You're not Japanese.
I know you.
[PH] Well, let's get started!
What's wrong with you?
This might be a warning, but...
Oh, it's okay.
What did you say?
I'll put it in my stomach.
He's eating it.
Lastly, Takao san, what kind of smell was it?
What kind of smell was it?
I don't know!
I've never smelled it.
I've smelled it before.
Really?
It was like, wow, that's amazing.
I see.
I want to put it in.
If you don't put it in, it won't work.
Please go around the city next time.
Go around the city means meeting various people and collecting various information.
But it's a meeting.
Suddenly, in a commercial facility...
Yes!
Suddenly, from the roof...
From the room with a roof...
How about Machibura?
What is that?
We're really asking you.
But, as per the script...
We'll continue to stay in the smelly forest.
No!
What is this?
It's so similar.
I'm scared!
Oh, Moo!
Eh? Eh?
Scary! What is this?
What is this? Scary!
Oh my! What is this?
This is this!
It's alien!
What is this? Alien's...
Do you imagine that smell?
I don't want to see a smell, but I want to see it!
Of course you do!
You want to see it, don't you?
Alien, Bigfoot, New Nessy, Kappa and other smells have appeared.
There is no basis for it.
That's right.
New Nessie, I miss it.
The smell of kappa.
I don't like it.
The smell of an octopus?
I don't think it smells that bad.
Crows react better than durian does.
I wonder why.
I don't like it.
It's not good for the world.
It's not stinky.
It's expensive.
It might be a drink.
It's not stinky.
It smells bad.
I'm scared.
What is going on?
I want to go after all!
That's an amazing report!
I want to go after all!
Finally!
Hurry up!
New Messi, is it true?
It's not good.
I can't say no.
I'm sorry.
What?
What happened? Tell me.
What happened?
It hurts me.
What?
What is this smell?
I don't like it.
She's a little angry.
I want to hang out in the city.
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
Say something.
It smells like soil.
Wow!
My hands smell like this!
I don't like the way you do it.
Oh, like this.
It's different from doing it like this.
It looks delicious.
It's sweet.
I'm starting to get sick of it.
It's my favorite smell.
Oh, this is...
Oh...
I've heard that this isn't Machibura during Machibura location.
Really.
Yes, but...
You often hear this phrase on a date, don't you?
It's not a date!
It's a little dissatisfaction.
It's not a love affair!
It was a romance in the middle of love.
Anyway, you said you smelled something.
I'm glad! It was a long love affair!
Let's watch the continuation.
Wow, I'm counting on you. Please make it good.
We're finally out.
It's hard to walk with a camera in my hand.
I want to walk.
This is the real city life.
Yes.
This is nothing special.
I'll show you what I've prepared.
He's preparing it for you.
Wow, it looks delicious.
We're already here.
Seafood, seafood.
Let's see what they have.
Let me introduce you.
This is bad.
It's got a lorraine.
It's got lorraine.
You can eat seafood.
Oh, I see.
Oh, seafood.
It's on sale.
It's on sale?
Yes.
Please come.
I'm sorry for saying it last.
I'm starting to feel uneasy.
We'll go in now.
Okay, then.
Excuse me.
Thank you for having me.
Hello.
I'm Esthy Fotito.
I'm Tairo.
Nice to meet you.
Seafood.
It's easy to find because it's right in front of you.
I've been there twice in my life.
That's right. That's right. Reaction. Reaction.
I'm worried.
Don't worry.
Is it okay?
I'm burning.
Is it your first time seeing fire?
Is it that good?
The fire is burning.
I'm doubting it.
Excuse me.
It's hand-picked seafood.
It's here.
What is it?
Is it like this?
Wow.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Nice! Nice!
Nice!
Only broccoli?
This is...
This is amazing!
Is it fun to put it on the table?
The impact is important.
The impact is...
You're saying something like an idol.
The impact is big.
It's clean now.
It's easy to eat.
Can I eat it like this?
Yes, please eat it.
Well, I'll eat it.
Mmm!
Was it good? Thank you.
By eating it with my hands, I can fully enjoy the umami of the crab.
That's wonderful.
I wonder if there is a freshness in eating it with my hands.
I want to eat it right away.
I'll eat the sauce.
There is tomato, choy sum and salmon.
It's delicious.
Seafood goes into the sauce at once.
You can't eat it without eating it with shimi-fugu.
This is amazing.
I guess we have no choice but to bite it.
Wow!
Ms. Touka is playing around.
Ms. Touka is doing her best at the store.
I'll go and grab it.
It's hot!
I'll go straight ahead.
Wow!
Can I eat it?
It's good.
I don't know. I don't know this BGM.
Yes, yes.
Delicious.
Speaking of which, it was Krakon.
I think so.
Well, it can't be reported immediately.
Oh, I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
It's amazing.
It's like a sexy bomb.
I feel like I'm a complete elementary school student.
Hmm, I see.
Dip it in the sauce.
Potatoes.
It's my first time.
It wasn't cacao.
You did something.
You did your best.
It's warm.
It's good.
It's getting interesting.
It's okay.
Let's eat.
I don't know what it is.
Where are you going?
Where should I eat it?
Are you going to eat it all?
You should eat it a little.
It's not raw.
It's boiled.
It looks real.
I'll eat an octopus.
You ate it properly.
You should be careful. You shouldn't eat too much.
You should chew well.
You should eat well.
It's coming.
Do you want me to show you how to do it?
Delicious.
[PH] I'm not sure if it's good or bad, but it's good.
[PH] I'll try it.
It's good.
Nice.
Two of you in this scene.
They might say something harsh.
They might be disappointed.
It's been 5 years and they still say like this.
They might say like, is this really it?
What do you think? How many points do we have?
100 points.
But you really did your best.
If I were to rate it, it's a zero.
What can I do about it? A zero is a zero.
It's different from the effort and the result.
If I say I tried hard, it's already a zero.
Anyway...
[PH] The next day...
So we visited the Irei's town tour location in Krakon.
Since we're saving this for you, we'd like you to choose the scenes, comments, and everything else.
I see!
The first scene was really good!
Yes.
Yeah!
That was the most anticipated moment!
We just had to wait for it to end.
Yeah!
It was pretty fast.
This was the best part.
For example, if you look at it in still frame, you can see the city life.
This was a big hit.
Yes, it was.